THE OMAHA DAILY BBE : THURSDAY , APRIL 2 , 1891. THE DAILY _ K , UOSKWATEK BIHTOII. MOUNINO. TEHMHOl'HUIlSCHII'TtOX. Dully Iloo ( without Hiimlay)0no ) Year. . .IS CO JJnlly nnd Sunday , Ono Year . w no i " " Tlitoo inrmtli * . .Fiimluy lice , Ono Yonr. . Weekly lice. Quo Year. . . . . . orvichsi Oinnlia. Tbo lire lUillillnic. f-'oiilh Oniiilin. toriKTNnntlsatJi ; Slrcots. l llliilTd , 12 I'cnrl. Street. Olilcnco ( inirt-,317 Chiiinlirrof ' Coiiiinnrcr. Tfuw York. Hoom iiH : nnd l.VlrlliimolJulluina \VnsliInnton \ , 613 roiirlcrnlli street. All communications rolntlnB to nons null rdllorlnl mutter should bo ml dressed totho Editorial Dopartmotit. IUJSINKisrf Allhtiolnrsalpltei-i and ronilttnnrnsdhnulil 1)onddre cd to The Ilfo I'lilillshlii notiipiiny , Otniiliii , Drafts nlircU tint ! poHtodlro orders Hi tie jiiadu jinyablo to the order of the com- TlifiBcoPiililisliiiigCoiiiiiaiiy , FroDriclnrs TUB IlKK B\VOHN PTATHMKNT Ol > OIItOIII.ATION. Btutnof Nebraska , U , Coimlvof PoiiKlns. f" . _ Grorcn II. TrachuvK , seeictnry or TIIK HEP. J'ulillsFdnf ? rompnny , ( Iocs polr-mnly ewo.ir that tlionetiinlclrnilntlon nfTnr. DAILY IK : lor the woeu endlnz March 23 , JHJI. was us follows ; . , . (1 fiimIny.Mnreli23 w1 ! Wondny. MnrcliKi ZT. : , Tncid nv. A ! n rch4 . " ' . , ' 7 " ! \ ' . " " \'f JnpfrtiiV. March > sMPi Tlmrfidny. MnreliM j-j"3 ; : Trldnv. wnrch'.7 sH,3 tiuttirdnjr , JInrch2 "W- * Averaco 2JK.5 ! OKOICOIC II. T/.POHUOK. Fworn to lipfnro inn nnil Miliwrlbud In my picseticutlils'JStli dnyof March A.I ) . 1801. Kotury Publie. Etntn of Nohrnikn , ( . . . County of DoiiKliid , ( BS ( Jcoriro It. T7clilicit , tjclnc duly swnrn. do- rosrs nnd finys tlmt ho Is wcrotnryof TIIKHER I'uliIlsliliiB ' ciitiipiiny. that. Iliu ncliml nvarnec dnilv clrciilntloii of Tnr. DAII.V Ilr.K for tlio month of March. IP'JO , wn * SO.RI3 copies ; for Alirll. WO , a.W4 ) roploMj for Mny. ! ' . , 20,10 < nplps ; for JUIIP. 1MO , W'.JOI ' ropio'C. for July. " ' ! . aUG ! topics ; forAuciiHt , Ikw , COTSUcnplca ; a.312 rnjilcM. " "Oixiitnis II. T/scntiCK. Sworn lo lpforo ; inc. mid subscribed In my pifsencc , this " 8th ( layofKcbrtniry. A. D. . 1801. N. I' . I'Kir. . Notary Public. IT is a mean thief that will rob a col lection box. As a harbinger of snrinplt may bo noted that the boys nro playing marbles and the baseball season opens Saturday. Tin ; fjooil naturcd senate has passed four normal school bills. Throe of thorn died early but effectively in the house. The other is beyond recovery. ii is in tlio midst of the cat tle producing country , but this does not dolor the Cheyenne butcher from elevat ing the price of bcofntonk 20 per cent. IP the board of fire and police commis- . BlorWs have authority to grant but not to revoke saloon licenses it becomes merely n board for the prosecution of offenders against the Slocumb law. TIIK principal feature of tbo now Omaha school law ns it lias passed botli liousos , is a section giving to tbo board of education the right of eminent do- jnatn in tbo matter of selecting school Bites CHICAGO raised $5,000,000by subscrip tion nnd $0,000,000 more by bonds for the world's fair within less than a year. Now York 1ms been five years collecting $1-10,000 for the Grant monument. Tbo Grant Monument association declares no dividends. MAYOK GUSHING returned three ordi nances to the council without his ap proval at tbo lost regular mooting. In each case the form of the proposed law wasjlofeotivo. They wcro three shining illustrations of the slipshod method of doing city business prevailing1 in our city government. KANSAS is invited to send 2,000 dele gates to tlio alliance convention in Cin cinnati to bo hold in Mny. If every ether state Is proportionately honored nnd half of tlio delegations go , tlio metropolis of Ohio will bo obliged to * spread out ever most of the state to ac commodate them. TIIK ether day the editor of the Jack ass Battery was down at Lincoln ns inotnbor of a conference of democratic etato editors , aiid was duly baptised into the democratic faith. Now ho talks very glibly that the leaders of the inde pendent party of whom ho is trying to become ono , believes that a veto of the Kowbcrry bill . "will wreck Mr. Boyd's party. " That was u mugwump slip of the tongue , however. The J.-B. , as has been pictured , is like the ass between two bundles of hay nil the timo. A democrat one day and an independent the next nnd all the time fishing for suckers. TJIK railway commissioners of Iowa directed that n "Y" bo placed at Algona to connect two railways entering that city to enable the rends to transfer- cars from ono track to the othor. The roads refused to obey the order and it was re- 'forred ' to the courts. A decision has just boon made holding that the law under which the commissioners noted is mandatory and the "Y" must bo put in. Tlio case will bo appealed and probably will go to the court of last resort. The case involves n question of considerable importance to both people and railways , and judging by the present trend of judicial decisions governing the relations oj railways this one will bo unit-mod in the supreme court. At any rate it ought to bo. AS A piece of buncombe legislation the eight-hour law passed by both houses is n. very naked specimen. It exempts from Itti operation farm laborers and domestic servants. Clearly this exemp ' tion opens the bill to the objection that it is class legislation and therefore un constitutional. Tho.btll was not passed upon its merits. It was passed becauno Homo if not all Its advocates bollovod it to Iw Inoperative and unconstitutional. Many of those who il.li voted for it are en tirely out of sympathy with its spirit nnd its terms. lty They wore lulluoncod by that spirit of tlio demagogue which toads politicians to clamor loudly for a meas ure in which they have no faith and which they believe is destined to re main n dead letter merely to throw 'dust into the eyes of voters and blind them to their real sentiments. ir//ij > TIIKY ao noMK WITH The most radical independents of the leplslnturo declare point blank that they will either have the Nowborry maximum bill or nothing. The kid-gloved dema gogue of the World-Jltruhl lias sounded the refrain to this battle cry and trumps their card by tolling the governor that "the struggle for railroad regulation has resolved itself into a square issue for nnd against the New- berry bill. It 19 the Nowborry bill or nothing. " This ultimatum is coupled with the most Insolent threats and reckless asser tions. On the ono hand it Is proclaimed from the house tops tlmt tlio people of Nebraska are all in arms demanding the approval of the Nowborry bill or n political death warrant for the gov ernor. On tlio other hand the governor Is told that ho can never provo tlio bill unconstitutional and that ho never can explain to the people why ho arrogated to himself Uio dutfos and powers belong ing to the supreme court. Now wo do not propose to discuss llio powers , duties and prerogatives of the governor. Sulllco it to say that ho is sworn to obey the constitution. Ho can not sign any unconstitutional bill with out violating his oath of olllco. Ono of the provisions of tlio Nowberry bill Is that the rates Used therein shall remain in force six months before the supreme court can bo invoked to decide whether the > are reasonable or un reasonable. That provision is in direct violation of section 13 of the bill of rights , which declares that all courts shall bo open and every person for an Injury done him shall have a remedy by duo course of law and justice adminis tered without denial or delay. Hut this is neither bore nor there. Tlio editor of the World-Jfcntld is a monumental fraud. Ho is no more in favor of the Nowborry bill or any other maximum rale bill than ho was for the relocation of the city hall from Eigh teenth and Farnmn. When ho was clamoring loudest against the city hall job , us lie called it , ho wont to Mayor Boyd and asked him not to veto tbo ordinance which ilxod the lo cation. AVlion the relocation was up before the people bo strad dled tbo fence uid did not vote ul all. His only aim and object in making the great railroad ruclcot is to masquerade - ado us an anti-monopolist when every fibre in his make-up always has been and always will bo aristocratic monop- olistlc. TIIK BKK has for 15 years advocated railroad regulation and maximum rales , but It will not stultify itself to advocate what it believes to DO unreasonable and what would in the end bo a dead letter. The principles embodied in the Nowborry bill are just and right but the rates do not take Into ac count the difference in conditions of Iowa and Nebraska as regards trafllo and population. The provision that gives the courts power to sot these rates aside and order the board of transportation to rnlbo them is suporlluous. The courts are In duty bound to sot the rates aside if they are found unreasonable , and the board of transportation * will always bo ready to raise the rates whenever the railroad managers request it. But is there no ether mode of reducing rates than through the Nowborry bill ? \Vill the lepisl.Uuro content itself with bringing homo u grievance when it is in its power lo pass n bill so reasonable as to insure its passage over any veto ? Why not pass tbo Stevens bill with proper modifications1 ! And if the Stevens bill is too voluminous , why not enact a bill that will embrace the loading - ing staples including grain , cattle , coal , lumber and provisions ? \Vb repeat that these who clamor for the Nowborry bill or nothing are simply juggling with the people and trying to carry a grievance into the next campaign on which they expcqt to secure popular support. TIIK r.tKClNS.m COKFRRKXOE. There haa been some uncertainty as to whether the farmers' alliance would make itself responsible for the conference - once in the interest of the third party movement o bo hold in Cincinnati next month. The action which has boon taken by the Kansas allianuo , looking to the election of delegates to the conference - once , and the similar course which is expected of the Missouri alliance , iudl- catos that it , is understood among these organizations that the conference is to bo an alliance matter , and that thu oc casion will bo used for a formal declara tion on the part of the alliance that it has on tared the political field. The object of the Cincinnati conference - once is to organize a third party , which the promoters of the movement hope will attract to its support the farmers of the country and a largo number of work- ingmon. It is proposed to put u presi dential ticket in tKo Hold next year , and there are some who profess to bollovo that such a party will become very for midable. If it gets a good start at Cin cinnati , and the promise is that the con ference will bo an imposing allnir in point of numbers , it may gel to bo for- mldublo. At any rate it is very likely to make llio political battle of next year rnthor more interesting and exciting than usual. But that there is a chance of tlio pro posed party getting sulllciont strength to do more than control some congress districts docs not appear from present conditions. The farmers of the west and the south are by no means a unit in favor of n third party. Many thousands of them believe it would bo a grave mistake for the alliance to commit itself to a now po litical organization , and these men will continue to vote with the old parties. Investigation has shown tlmt the senti ment among the farmers of Now Eng land i very strong against the ul- lliuico entering politics in tlio way proposed , and it seems certain that the now party would got very little , if any , support from the farmers of Now Eng land , nnd probably of the oaat generally. If that bo admitted , of course the effort to elect a president would bo nltogjthor hopeless , and it is pertinent to ask whether the intelligent farmers of tlio west will care to throw away their votes in a national contest , with the possible result of seriously , damaging the party with which they hnvo always ntlillatod. The "people's party" has no possible chance of electing the next president. Its only effort would bo to throw the election into the house nnd that means n doniocratlo president. Western tvl- llnnco moil who nro republicans should reflect very carefully before going into a , movement that may hnvo the olTcct of turning ever the national government to the control of the democratic party. The Cincinnati conference promises to" bo an Imposing nllalr , and it would not bo wise to underestimate its Importance- . Certain it is that Its dollUoratlons and whatever plans it may formulnto will bo regarded by men of the old parties with the keenest interest. 1'OSTI'OSKD AGAIN. The long looked for .decision of the state supreme court on the Thayor-Boyd quo wtii'rnnto has again boon postponed by the adjournment of the court to May 5. The failure of tlio court to promulgate its conclusion is to bo regretted for many reasons. Quito apart from tbo hitter personal nnd partisan feeling en gendered by the contest over the gov ernorship ever which the legislature was torn up for moro than thirty days , the uncertain tomiro of tbo executive tends lo seriously embarrass him in his olllcinl tints nnd impede his Inde pendence. And the worst phase of tlio situation is the impression created abroad ns to the instability of Nebraska's state government. It is to bo hoped * that when the court reconvenes In Jlay u final agreement will have been readied. ITALY'S NArAL FOllOK. A war between Italy and the United States would bo wholly a naval conllict. Italy is the fifth naval power in the world in point of tlio number of vos- sols , and fourth in the armed force. ' Sho'has ships that are superior in arma- inont and weight to those of any other power except England , and two Of these monsters carry 100-pound guns. Italy has 122 heavily , armored vossuls , their displacement ranging from 4100 , ! to 14- 000 tons , unnrmorod vessels , gunboats , topcdobonts , and an ample force of transports and dispatch b3ats. In addi tion to this array there are at lonst nine merchant stuamors on the auxiliary list. It will bo soon that Italy Is in n condition , so fur ns naval resources are concerned , to make us very sor- ions trouble if she is disposed lode diri so , and thnro is no apparent reason why she cannot send ever for this purpose nearly her entire navy. It IBtc not needed at home and is not lllcoly tcS be , but it would not bo necessary to send over moro than a dozen of her most formidable war ships , which , taking up a position where they could shell Now York , might put that , city under trlbulo and thus onforoo whatever demands mands the Italian government should decide to inako. Of course there is not the least probability that anything1 of this sort will happen. There will bo no hostilities and the misunderstanding will bo duly arranged by diplcmncy. But such a course as wo have suggested is possible , and it is wortli while to con sider it by way of- calling attention to our defenseless situation. It is doubtless the fooling of all cltl zons at this time , when possible hostili ties between Italy and the United States is being talked of , that it is unfortunate that this country has not-a navy cauiblo : of coping with that of Italy , and that t our seaport cities are in such a defense less condition that tfioy would fall an easy prey to the war ships which the Italian government could send hero. If hostilities should ensue nt once wo nro not in a position to properly defend our selves , and although a great deal might bo accomplished before a Hoot should make its uppeuraheo at some of our Bea- ports , wo could not provide the security which these exposed places ought , to have , and an enormous loss of property would bo the consequence. It is an undisputed fact that any ono of tlio great battle-ships of the loadincr European } powers coula destroy Now York < city by talcing up a position ] at her ease outside of the range of the guns of the present forts. Shells could bo thrown into the city from a point nine miles away , iuld a vessel would bo entirely safe at that distance , since the guns now in use could not roach hor. i Tills will not bo the ease much longer , as there are baing turned out of the ordnance works at Washington { runs with n range of 12 miles and carrying steel projectiles which could pierce tlio armor of any European vessel at present constructed , but our Immediate condi tion is greatly to our disadvantage , and it should bo understood that Euro wean governments know tills fully as well ns wo do. They are familiar with every detail of our situation. The American navy has reached the middle point of its development. Thus far the government has either expended or authorized to b3 expended $70,000,000 ) , and it is estimated that about that amount will still hnvo to bo expended itII order to put the navy on the footing1 of IIa llrst class powor. There have boon com i- pleted and authorized 41 war ships , 23 of f which are now being built and are to bo turned out within' the next two years. Of modern ships , therefore , wo have only 18 that are available for defense , and none of those are really battle ships , Tlio soofotary of the navy u short time ago-expressed "tho opinion that the country should have from six to nine more battleships , from four to .0n six harbor defense vessels , and 12 torpedo votes , which , with what wo ; now have and are building would make : a navy the superior of any nation , not ovoa excepting England , in point 3tof availability and practical qualities. The Improvement of our coast defenses is also necessary , and as a policy of insur ance it would bo profitable. A European I'll war ship could destroy in a few hours at Now York property to the value of many < times the amount Hint would be required to provide ample protection to all our seaports. The argument against expenditures for thot3o purposes has boon that the isolated position of the United States places bor beyond danger of hostilities with any .foreign power , and the fact that this country has maintained peace able relations with Eui'opo.'in countries for so long a time g.ivo warrant for as- Binning that this condition would always \ continue. Iut llio fuel Is wo nro not solntod , h-ivlmj nan great commercial nation inttinrffo rolatlona with nil ether countries , ntrtTnvory year our Interests tire being extended mid n.ro bringing us nto closer nn hioro conipllcatod intercourse - course with tWo est of llio world. From hose conditions It is to bo expected that ssuos suul controversies will arise of a nero or loss serious nnd menacing character , niul tlt la not always posjj slblo to foresee" ' what may como up to listurb peaceable relations , as Is shown by the issue \VUfi Italy. It Is the part of wisdom lot * a country llko this to bo tropirod ; for such oxlgoncipj , always possible , and all money proparly ex pended for such preparation la well u sod. IT is zur dooo LA\\ \ . l ollco Judge Ilolsloy in passing1 upon the . case of a saloonkeeper charged with soiling liquor without a license , such 11- cotibo having been revoked by tlio board ofvl police commissioners upon charge of violating the liquor law by selling liquor 01w Sunday , has rendered an opinion which will bo regretted by good citl'/ens. IIo holds that the police commission has no-authority to revoke licenses except where the accused has boon tried and found guilty of a violation of tbo Slocumb law before a magistrate. This of course means n jury trial with nil its incidents. TIIK Unu is disposed to take issue with the police magistrate and to hold that tlio decision is neither good law nor good Bouse. C By tlio provisions of the liquor law , "in cities of the metropolitan class , the power [ lo licenses the selling or giving away , of any intoxicating.ninlt.spirituous , _ vinous , mixed or fermented liquors shall bo vestedoxcluslvoly in the board of fire and police commissioners'of such oily. " The law further provides , "and any such license granted under this chanter may . bo revoked by the nulhorlty issu . ing . tlio same whenever tbo parson licensed shall , upon duo proof made , bo convicted of a violation of nny of the provisions of this abt. " A bond of 3-,000 is required as a con dition precedent to the issuing of tlio li cense , "to bo approved by the board who may bo authorized to issue the license , " , 4 conditioned that the licensee will not violate' ' any of tlio provisions of the gen eral . state law or the city ordinance upon , the same subject. Soiling liquor on Sunday is distinctly prohibited , us is also soiling to minors , Indians , insane or drunkards. The de fendant in the tried before . . case the po . lice ! judge violated the law by soiling liquor on Sunday , and in so doing violated lated the conditions upon which his li cense , was JBsud.d subjecting himself to the penalty of not only a line , but the revocation of ) iis liconso. The board of lire and police cominissionorH gave him a . hoai'ing upon the charge of violating the law , and. Adjudging him guilty , revoked 'hie lioonso. Ho continued . to sell liquorjl'arfd was arrested on the charge , of sollitig liquor without a license. The police judge decides that tholiceifso wajj 'not revoked , thus over ruling llio "authority issuing" the license , which'Vnfor''t1ho ; ] ' ' la.w. the only authority whiohj.can'rovokd it. The plain purpose of the law ns ap 'plied to Omaha Jra * ' , to pluco the whole subject of saloon licenses in tbo hands of the board of flro and poltco commission ers in order that it might bo removed from local political influences and bo managed by a non-partisan independent body. The law must have contemplated the revocation as well ns the issuing of licenses. No other conclusion is con sistent or tonnblo. The general rule of both law and common sense in the absence of express language to the contrary is that the power which grants a privilege upon conditions , may revoke it upon viola tion of its conditions. The effect of the decision if sus tained and enforced , is entirely to emasculate - culato thoauthority , and powers of the : board of flro and police commissioners and to relegate the ; regulation of dives and disorderly houses , as , well ns these guilty of.occaslonal violations of law to the police court and this moans to the police court jury. U will increase the expense of the enforcement of the liquor law nnd ho a direct invitation to the keepers of dlsropuinblo places to take chances uion conviction before jtiries'moro or loss under suspi cion. It makes of the police commission merely n board for the prosecution of offenders so far us the regulation of the saloon nuisance is concerned. The decision is opposed to good gov ernment. It is to bo hoped it is not , technically speaking , peed law. A UKMAnivAHiVE deference character izes the state papers of the Omaha oity government when addressed to railroad corporations. TJlio Union Puerile and Burlington railroads are "respectfully requested" to bridge Fourteenth street. If a private citizen obstructs a thor oughfare a city olllclal in brass buttons . servos a peremptory notice upon him to abate the nuisance instantor under pen alty of arrest "imtV " arraignment in the police court , A I'll YSICI Aft , , } n good standing in Omaha speaking perhaps from both ob servation and ipxporionoo states that , there is much o'ljd ioa of the law requir ing a report of deaths to the city physi cian. If this bAr'Ja'uo , the now sanitary board should institute an Immediate ro- form. DAVIS & CoXyrpLt. v/oro the lowest * bidders on dog tn * and'a contract was approved with tl em. Tlio gentleman from the NinthHs the senior member of this firm. WlAtl is it the chat-tor Bays about city ollluial i being interested in contracts with the city ? IF the voltage of the Ballon electric light and power company boars any relation ots lation to the degree of activity of its tsn directors in pushing their franchise to a vote , it will not have power enough tot. consume the carbon of a single arc-light. TIIKIII : IH more local interest in the annual mooting of the stockholders and directors of the Union Pacilio this year than usual. Wrapped up in its proceed 1li ings are several prize packages which Omaha citizens want distributed. TUB chairman ot the council commit- till mlttwoon gus and electric light Is in bad health. IIo Is sick every time a re port upon the now olcetrlo light fran chise Is expected. Electricity applied from Thompson-Houston dynamos In tensifies his Illnes ? . Hr.lolcliidit tlm 1'iinornl. Sitcituncnto H , The legislature died n natural death , though it had lived mi umiiuurnl life. Our > nt vc Malln. lur. When the Sioux Indians hove irrevocably concluded to organize an uprising will Messrs. Pnrlforeon < fc WIcUlllTo of Now Or leans plcnso report to tbo secretary of war for duty. Dctrtitt l-'rcc I'rtsi. Hret llarto should either ccnso to write stories of California or should come back from hint English club , put on the miner's ' drius and give himself two or three years of roughIng - Ing It la the heart of the mountains. Ills cnrly stories wcro as full.of the breezy , frco atmosphere of ploacor Ufa upon the slope ns though , written under canvas. Mr. lltirto HvoU long cnougn 111 the wast to know that there U such a tilingas the working out of a lead. Ills clnlm seems to bo exhausted , and ho had hotter take to writing society novels of English life. Nntiirn Krownud on ItnVurlc. . SprtiidjieM HcintMl mi. A Judge of the Nebraska supreme court has dedlded that ho will conllrm no moro fore closure sales of mortgaged fnrrai when iho mortuaor3 cnu show that the dofuult Is duo to crop failures. Some ot the uapors are call ing this n mischievous decision. If generally followed It would no doubt provo so. How about the rnllrocd , for example , which de faults on Its bonds , ns mauy do , from the same crop failure I But the case of n mini who has wcrltod hard year nf tor year to build a home , and whoso mortgaged farm bus he- come the homo of his children well , the mortgage companies would wisely consider their own material interests in hesitating for some time to turn out this family , whoa tint- uro has for once frowned upon its work. Will 1UiKN > ) iii ns tlm llono. Ilev. Hr. Illclianl Oinllcii in Chtcaga Aileance , The failure of crisis iu western Knnsns nnd western Nebraska brings to the front the question of the adaptation of time plains to agriculture. * * * Hero nro millions of acres of hind inntvelously rich , llcro nre the deposits of untold centuries. 1'arts of these plains are ns rtcn ns ttio vnlloy of the Nile. There Is water also not far nwny. This rngioii'ls in the hands of the American people , the most ingenious people on the face of the earth. Some time , in some \vay , tbo soil nnd water will uo broucht together. Just-how , it may ho too soon to spoak. Hut somehow these Ingenious people will find u way to unter these fertile plains. From llio heavens above , or from the earth beneath , or from the mountains beyond , the water will bo secured. It will cost something , but as "there are millions in it , " the millions needed will bo forthcoming. When that time comes "the desert shall rejoice and ISlossom as tbo rose. " PASSIXO JUSTS. Tex is Sif tings : Judge What do you do during the week ! Tramp Nothing. "And on Sunday ! " "Then I take a day off. " Atchlson Olobo : If it wcro not for the crepe she wears on her bonnet it would ho impossible to distinguish a young widow from a younc bride. u Yonk'ers Statesman : The man who throws dice for drink generally ilnds that the drink turns around and throws him. Boston Transcript : Tlio man who never played poker in his life may bo counted upon to laugh the loudest at the poker joke. Blnglmmpton Republican : No wonder the swlno ran down int.o the sea. Is there any thing moro rash than a rasher of bacon ? Atchlson Globe : A man never knows what shield it is to liavo "hlxhly respectable" parents until ho is caught hi some scrape. Washington Star : Why is It you can sel dom walk slow enough for a street < : nr to catch you , nor fast cnougli to catch a street car ? Smith , Gray & Co.'a Monthlv : Lltownyto "Know thyself , " as the old Greek proverb said. said.Bronson Bronson But don't tell anybody , unless you want to ruin your reputation. Lowell Citizen : "Do you think wo will have war with Italy ! " "I hope not. Just Imagine an or.my of hand-organists nil playing In front of our city and demanding Its surrender. " ! / / TMIK\ AUK ; Slgncra of the Great like Petition from GIIKSHAM , Nob. , March 80. To the Editor of TIIK Bun : Among the World-Herald's ' published list of petitioners In favor of the Nowoorry hill , today in looking over the list from our town , I notice some of the signers nro boys , some others probably hoard of the bill for the first time on being asked to sign the petition , while a majority of these in the list probably could not toll whether the "Nowbcrry bill" purposes to regulate rail roads or wagon roails , nnd ns for the few business men which our list , contains , I have hoard several of them express their opposi tion to the hilt , and one of them probably voiced the sentiment , of the majority when ho said to mo that ho did not sign the petition because ho favored the measure , "but , " snld ho , "wo depend upon the granger trade for our living and wo must swallow our con victions often for policy's ' Boko. " This , no doubt , could bo told of many of tbcso petitions which the World-Herald is publishing. .T. P. SIIKUMAX , Agent F. 13. & ftl. V. 11. U. Kxixmintr tlio I.milsvllle l.lst. Louisvn.t.E , Neb. , March 31. To the Editor pf Tins BKK : The list of petitions furnished by the World-Horulil of supposed Louisville business men who are hi favor of the mnxl- mum rate bill is a fraud. In behalf of truth nnd right wo wish to Inform your readers that these whoso names uro printed nvo not business men , and moreover \yo know the business men hero to bo opposed to this fool ish and unjust move. LOUISVII.I.B BUSINESS Mix. : II'K Al.1 , KXO If HEIf. Tom Miunn in Clothier niul FiiniMier. She warbled the soprano with dramatic sen sibility. .1r And dallied \vlth the organ when thoor- giii ) 1st wuiMl k ; rh She got pot up for variety a brand now church ; society , and Spoke with great facility about the now church brick. She shod great tears of sorrow for the hea then immorality , And organized a system that would open up their oycs ; In culinary clarity she won great popularity , nnd Showed her personality In lecturing on pics. For real unvarnished culture she betrayed a great prouensltyj Her "Tuesday talus' * wore famous nnd her "Friday glimmers" great. She grasped nt electricity with mental elas ticity , and lectured Withi Intensity about the marriage stato. But with the culm assurance of her wonder ful capacity , She wouldn't wash the dishes , but sho'd talk qll day on rocln. And while she dealt on density , or space and Its Immensity , with such roflnod audacity , her mother darned the socks I .v/nw ; of TIIK x Nelirnnkn. Thirty sheep were killed la an accident while switching a stock train nt Sclmyler. William AlKoe , n prominent citizen of Thomas county , died recently , tyred seventy- ono years. John Novotny , Col fax county's treasurer , nnd ) his son , nearly lost thc'ir lives while hunting by being thrown into the rlvor. Thirty people luivo linen converted by the Salvation army at Hod Uloud and twenty of them liuvo been admitted to the Methodist church. Two horsothlnvos , who got away with n coilploof ntiltimls from Osborne City , Hun. , were arrested nonr Bradslmw nnd tiikun back to the prohibition stnto for trial. They wcro not ever eighteen years of ago. The Hastings Nobr.islcun miouncej tlmt n mnnnnotli distillery , to cost $ : T > 0,000 , will soon bo located In that city. The plant wilt have n capacity ofI.IXIJ bushels of corn pnr lay. will omply 1M ) men and will fcod ' . ' ,600 'lead ' of cattle. Nollgh and vicinity has been experiencing a hay famine. Hay is $11 ! a ton and it Is al most impossible to bring It to town us the snow In the rends is still from two to three feet deep. The largo rattle men have been compelled to ship hay In from the west. ' The lifeless body of I ) . A. Williams , n. 'nrmer residing near Hurtinglon , was found vine at the bottom of one uf the Missouri river blulTs , having fallen slxty-llvo feut. Williams had Iwcn missing for savcra ! ilnys. It Is supposed that ho was Intoxicated wlien the accident occurod. Fooling with llrcnrmt seems to have boon popular amusement at Bcliuylor , but It won't bo nny more. Horace \Vnlker was ne- cidontly shot by J. II. 1'eiico while looking at n gun , but was not seriously hurt ; Hunny Ilnbcock lost n part of one of his toes while 'muting , and Hod Woods picked up n ravol- i-er nnd nmnngod to tnutlhito two lingers when the thing wont oiT uuovpectedly. All of the accidents happened inside of two days. linvn. A son of llov. S. Knickerbocker of Cedar Falls was drowned recently in Indian terri tory , Clinton Is fiotttiip cheaper gas than ever bo foro. Tlio electric light h.u cast a shadow on former high prices. The Hath packing company of Dubumio ( : mi decided'to locate n plant at Waterloo with n capacity of 5JOO hogs par day. The mother of Mayor Sovorin of Cedar Palls , died hist week. Slio was over eighty yours old mm ono of the oldest settlors. The Kuril barrel nnd box company of Mus- catlno has decided to move its factory to Ot- tumwa. The works employ 10J people. MM. Ileifjer , who died recently nt Booue , located there twenty-live years ngo when tlio town was known ns Montana. In the early dnvs her husband was ensured < the freighting business from that point to Sioux City. . superior quality of clay for the manufac ture of pressed brlelc , tilinu anil paving brick lias been found in largo quantities near ICeoknlr , A company will bo organized which will commence the manufacture on u largo scale. iVlduu Is on the eve of ono of the greatest revivals ever held In Hardin county. Mer chants close their places of business In order to attend tlm meetings and the conversions have run up Into scores. During a thunderstorm the other night lightning struck the telegraph ofllco at Cedar Falls and sot it on lire , but the Humes wcra put out before nny damage was done. The Cedar Fulls nnd Minnesota Junction depot , ono and a half mi Ins cast of the city , was struck by lightning and burned to tlio ground. David G. Anderson of Kcokuk Is the pos sessor of u book 255 years old. The title pairo reads : "M. Mlnucius Felix Ills Dlologuo called Octavlus. Containing a defense of Christianity. Translated by Itlchurd lames of C. C. C. Oxon , Oxford. Printed by Leon ard Litchllolt ; for Thomas Hutglns , 1030. " The printing nnd spelling is lu the nualnt old style , making it a valuable and Interesting curiosity. Wyoming. Lieutenant Colonel Christmas , First reg iment , Wyoming national guard , lias been ordered to Evanston to muster iu company C. Evanston raised tbo Water rnto from f5 to 810 a lotto raise money to liquidate a dohtof $1,000 , incurred in building the water-works. The conl Holds west of Sundnnco have been sold to an Eastern syndicate ; the mlnosaru to bo opened and development work com menced at once. Fully sixty thousand acres of land lie beneath ' neath the ne'w Douglas ditch from where the first survey leaves the river to where it ell- lei's tha bad lands. Denver men nro to resume operation of the metallic paint mines n few miles north of Itawllus. An order now booked is 1,001) tons for tlio Union Pncllio. Evanston Baptists are getting ready to have a series of revival services , beginning this week. The preaching will bo uoiio by llov. Mr. Wilkinson , the state missionary. For the purposes of taxation the state j board of equalization has lixcd the value of common range cattlu at $10 a head and stieop $1 a head. Cow ponies are rated at $15 enchr A lump of coal wclchlug TOO pounds , from the Edwards < mine near Lander has been boxed up to bo forwardoU to the ouluifilsof the Northwestern road , who will muko n thorough test of it. F. T. Delaney , who has been roadmastcr at Evanston since last fall , will bo , It is re ported , transferred to Cboyenno and have charge ot tlio Union Pacilio from that pla.jo to Grand island , Nob. C. W. Iloldcn , a ranchman of Uinta county and n member of thu state board of water control , bus u project to reclaim a hundred sections of land on Green fiver and plant a colony of 15,000 people. Al JJowlo , range mnnnger for ttio Sivnn land and cattle company , says stock is in bettor condition than at this time for several yoara. IIo has been riding over the reeding grounds for two mouths. A plant is soon to bo located in Lander for making brick of the best quality. Thu men ititurested 111 the enterprise have ordered n brick machine of the latest pattern from Lan caster , Pa. , which has u capacity ot 20OUO brick per day. A survey of the abandoned Fort Lnramio military reservation has been ordered by me department. This means that about three thousand , iivo hundred acres of fertile and well watered land will noon bo thrown open to settlement. Ketall butchers of Cheyenne have aavancod tbo price of porterhouse steak from 15 cents lo'Anxnia , and all cuts of other meat , ex cept pork , in proportion. Tlioy say beef on tbo hoof has advanced from U cents to 4J. cents in a month. Considering the fnct that the snow nt Oold Hill is seven feet deep , uud sluco January 1 ever seventy locutions uud deeds have been received by the county clerk lor record , It is evident tlmt considerable interest la being taken in the now camp. Cattle on the Lurainto plains are snid to bo in very flue condition oa account of the fav orable wlutor weather. Ttioy nro in Mich excellent condition that they uro but a shiido below the con-fed cattle east of us , The pi ice recently reached 0 cunts ut.Larumlc , the best Bliico 1SS5. Michael Linclmn was sent to the Denver hospital from Choycimo as the result of a curious accident. Lliiohnn , who is employed in the Union I'uclllc round house , went to sleep on the front board of an OIIBUIL- , which was afterwards started up without his presence - once bolim discovered. Ilu was run overund ) urt of his foot cut off. ' A party of Cheyenne surveyors are maMng a rvuy'fora big irrigating ditch which Is to bo tukon from tlio Pliitto river above Doug- - - - , , , , , . . . . las and extend to Uridgor's Ferry. Whoa completed it will cover ever three hundred thousand ncrci of good Nntronn and Con * vorsio county lands. Colonel UoForost Hlch- nrd * Is nl tliehead of the parties Interested lu the schema. A Denver detective has gene to 1'orllnnd , Ore. , to brluj ? back a man nnmcdHnrry Will. lams Ho wan arrested In Denver In July , ISSO , for the burglary of a store on Fifteenth street , but turned state's evidence and \vM released , mid hla two partners worn scut to the penitentiary. Oa i-eptcnibiH' 15 ho was arrested In Choyouno for the same crime , but" escaped from the United State's ' marshal's J onieo on March 10 , 1SIK ) . There Is f 10.vS ) ward offered by the Cheyenne authorities for his arrest. 0X13 OF TUn"I"llOVS AGAIN. fit It IM t'liiln iloacpli it. ClnrlCHon , At- fimit'y , Now. Kx-Juduo Joseph H. Clnrkson mot with n warm reception when ho en tercd the liir O * court room yesterday morning , nnd instead of taking t his place on the bench besides Judges Donno , Hopowc.ll unit Wnkoloy , ho sat down among the local lights. Ilu wn ono of the early arrivals mid set tling down Into n chair elevated his feet upon one of the tables and lit a fragrant Havana. "No smoking in the courtroom , " remarked Hall IITO robe. "I am one of the boys now , " responds ! tha cx-Judgo , "and eau smoke when 1 choose. " " "HellolJoe , " remarked Attorney Mcllugh , "glud to see you , " and ho walked over to Clarksou and shook his hand. Other lawyers followed , some slinking the ox-judge's hund.t nnd others slapping him on the baciv in a frlemlly nmniier. lie then informed his brother attorneys that ho ti'ul ' formed a partnership with Cong- ' don fi Hunt and expected to enter upon the 'trial of a cuso nt once. When the Judges out ore J the room they In vited Ciarksou to his old seat on the hoiicli. but ho hogged to beuxumu'd , saving , "I would . prefer to sit with the boys. " " " „ ' OlIH.VPKll'rO \VA1ilC. It. Costs Money to Kncp n Horse DivyH. People who , from the forcoof circum stances , nro compelled to walk or patronlzo the street cars look upon the owner of a good liorso as ho dishes by thnm at a three minute gait , with feelings akin to envy. The envious pedestrians do not know all tlio facts in the case or they might change their views on the liorso qnostlon. When a horse's statT of life hay , sells nt $ liCf ! ( > 17.r > 0 per ton , us It did yesterday , or nt & 0(0' ( i which wsio the price nt the close of lust week , a horse becomes a decidedly ex pensive luxury. Hut hay H not the only artlelo on a horso's menu. For desert ho must have 'oatH , at 03 cents per bushel or corn at "fie. After such a sumptuous repast he Is supposed to rest his weary bones en a couch ot rye straw nt su.oo per ton. All these prices are Just about double these usually i prevailing. Corn mid oats are high , because 1i 1 of the short crop of last year ; hay 1i and i straw because of the scarcity brought about i by the bud condition of country roads , which ' prevents runners from supplying the markets. Wnou the pedestrian takes into account tlio healthy npputlto of tlm average horse in connection with the average prices , Lu may fool moro content with his lot. t'Alt. .T. II. Stewart of Hinir la at the Cnsoy. .T. Hadlop of Norfolk Is at the Pnxton. .folm Ileasty of Fnlrbury is at the Murray. P. F. Burchnrd of Norfolk Is at the Mur ray. ray.lion. lion. E. P. Uosjgen of Lincoln is in the city. II. M. Pollard of Nebraska City is at the Cnsoy. ' \V. L. Wilson of Nebraska City Is at thoV Mlllnrd. S. B. Reynolds of Grand Islnnd Is nt llio Mlllnrd. J. C. Joy nnd wlfo of Lincoln nro at tlio Murray. Judge J. C. Crawford of West Point is at the Piixton. Mrn. B. P. Griftlth of Emerson , la. , Is nt the Piixton. MissJcnnloGrifllth of Detroit , Midi. , Is at the Ptoctou. Cnplaiu Charles Porter of Port Niobmra Is at the Paxton. Jnnics MoNerry nnd wlfo of Hod Cloud are nt the Ucllono. J. T. Ogden and G. II. La Monte of II list ings are at the Dollono. Captain .fohn S. Lord nnd wlfo of Fort Mo Klnnoy nro at the Paxton. Mrs. J. M. Wilson , who has been so very ill with In grippe , Is convalescent. A. ( irotri ; , traveling milliter for the Hock Islnnd railroad , is ill nt the Dcllono. , r. W. Gooillmrt , N. B. Jeffrie * nnd F. J. Heober of Ellthoru uro nt the Dcllono. J. U.Woston , Lizzie Wcston nnd Kntbnrlno Wcston of Beatrice are nt the Paxton. N.V. . Wells , Mrs. II. M. Annan and II. I. Johnson of Schuylcr nro at the Mlllunl. Mr. and Mrs. Aaron Zutnlor nro nt homo to , their friends nt Hotel Dellono. No Cards. Fred Dcllono , night clerk nt the Dcllon" . started last night for n trip to St. Louls nnd tlio cast. The nollono J. T. Knalshaak. Kansas City ; J.V. . llliieklMirn. Atchlson ; IK. . Tint , ( hl- c.'mo ; J. ( i. Sclmrmorhorn , ICiinsiiH C'lty ' ; ( > ust Ivlppul , Indianapolis ; UV. . Hurtninn , Jolin Tmnililo. ( Iroreo I'ptors. Avoi-a ; A. L. ijponr- niiiii , Sprlimlk'ld ; ( Inorgo K. ( Joimnt ami wlfu. The Pnxton T. D. lraki ) . ChleiiKo ; U. It. TotnsY. . II. 0. HimintU' . Mrs. Kulilon Irv/lt , W. H. Iliivdun , Now YorUj Hniiuipl ItosiMitlial. IliiUlinoro ; li. W. ( Jr.ilu , KatisaH Olty ; ( h.-orqo M. NiiRh , Gc-orxu M. Itus ull , ISnsion ; lluiiry AU-ock , Leamington , Knulnnd : Stuart Itob oi ! , CohasiL't , Mass. ; James Daniels , St. l.ouls. TlioHiirU r W. I * . ( narr , Knpld Oily ; Mrc. Olnrb. Uhleaxo : M..I. llliwc , Kd llum'o. Mln- nuapohs. IK - Lallirop. SiiltLnUo ; T. Ii.Wor.l- 1'pnon , Now York ; 0. IOiietur , Itouk iHliuid ; Jllss ull vo Jlny. Now York ; O. W. lllnzln , Ito- ntrluot I''rcd Kdkcrt , ( llunwood ; I * , ( tow. St. I'iinli S. M. Kohr , wlfo nnd child , I.oaven- worllii K. I ) . Kunil , Kvunsvlllo. Ind. ; Airs. M. A. lit-iiiiott.CV'ltir ' Hiinlili ; liobort CJriilK , t'ol- iinibiis ; .1. 11.V. . UiiWKliH. Lincoln. Tlio Murray . /.taeoby / , II. llurrlso-i , O. ] ' . OporO. Meyer , O.V. \ . Mnson. Chnrles I' . Ack- orson , II. JM. I.ovy.V. . .Mnnlinln , New Ydrk ; ( J. U. llollmun. William Altcini-vi'r , lA. . riotclicr. IPllllur. . Iliniry Groif , .Ir. . W. II. Ijluburnian , Hen M. Klnatoln , 1C. ( J. Kppun- Htuln , ( 'liloiiifO ' ! M..I , Niillviui. Dotrolt ; II. l > . ( ! rivo.l. Wlmii'iipolls ; W. 11. ( jiillnnkiinip , .1. H. Hamilton. K. T. l.ymi , Kl. l.mil.s ; M. It. jor.ty ) , Thomas Cociiran , Mnt-nln ; T. II. rieoloy , (3hiiil- ron , Nub. ; UnirKuM , Sllllt-r. SlIiuip.ipollH ; Him Cohen , NuivOrloiins ; ticimlor A. S. 1'uiUlook , IteatrK-o. TlioOiiBoy T. S. Mntliowd , Ilonrdstown. Ill , ; Dr. A. D. Kiuilknnr , York ; Tlionuis Dillon , Cincinnati. ( ) . ; M. Avon. Lincoln ; .J. INcnhll. . Tokainiili ; John Ydiinu. Cellar Illnirx ; O , 'I'oivnsend. I Mlnnonpoll'i | ; Louis Illsc-boir , \ff lit . ( ones , Hnrllngton ; JIIIIK-M KralinllkVist I'olnt ; M. II. Kin ; . ' . Dt-.s JIolneH ; .1. T. Klmilvo , VlnYiindriaV. ; . I1' . Howun , U. ! ' . Ituiiiniuni , HLM | O.'iki I li. J. Caiilis. llnsllir.'s ! K. D.Ybl | > - ilf , OrcNloii ; W. I' . MoiiH ( ) , llealrlun ; Jolin 1 Kiie , Urns Urn ; A. Moiiilcrn , Kt..To < ) ; Jilr. iiml Mn.A. O. round and dnimhtiir , . Illnlr ; Mrs , „ . S. lllguins nnd son. HnHtliijrs ; Mlai ICmiiiit Iliirlan , IhlipcnnliiK , Midi. The MlllnrdO.W. . Orlfllth , OlilciiKo ; J.Stolti. Now Yrrk ; A. .1. Alontultli , U. < ! . WobHlor , Hullo , Mont. ; Tlioinns K. Moirl.son , JCir | Lodeo. Mont. ; U. I'uttubone , Now York ; KIIKCIU 1) , Wlilpple , Ureston. In. ; .1. D , Iliirnson , Uni- rngo ; ( J. K. ( IriHiii' , Jolin W. Arelnululims. Lion Hciieault. NIIW York ; M. H , Uoblimoii , t'lilciiuii : ThonniB MrSliiinc , I.M Ananloa , Oul. ; .Mr. nnd Mrs. 1C. J. Mct'ormlck. Santa llosn. Cal. ; JCn- soiio Westboir. MIlwniiKt-n : II. P. lliiddoi-k , Kdwanl ( J. llulildlin , Hun Murk , AUK /.I'llniK , UhloaKo ; K. Wlokliiini. Huston , MIIHS. ; 11. .In- cnlM'in. Now York ; Krunk Hliurii. bloux City ; K. 1' . HOXKUII , LliK-oln ; .Morris Jlosuntliul. hun I'Vanclsco ; John Aiiiihllnlil , Olnviiluiiil , O. ; Thomiirt M. MeUiitl'licon. TIK-OMIU ; Itoliort H. 'J'otrn-iund - , I'orllanil , I ) 111.1 Johiisiin W. Uo.s- moro. hpokann I'lilliVlllhiinJ.Kiis.scll ; " nnd wire. London , " Highest of all in Levelling Power. U , S. Gov't Report , Aug. 17 , 1889. ABSOLUTELY PURE