THE OMAHA DAILY BEEnTHURSDAY , MARCH 20 , 1891 , TH EE OlfSUIISOUIPTION. Polly Dee ( wllliontRiiwlnylOiio Year. . , $ S 00 Dnlly nrirt Bun < JayOno Vcur . lu'xi ' Fix inontlm . , . . . . . . . . . . . f > m Tlirpojunntli" . . . 2r > J f umlnjr Jlcc , One Yrar. . . , . . . 2f ) wcokljr Ucc. Quo Year. . . . 1W omorsi Omnli.i , Tim Pro tliillitlng. Mm Ih Oiiinlin , Corner N mid -iltli Streets. Council Mulls , ia I'cnrl Rtrcet. Chlcncn Oilier , 81 ? ( 'Ifimtjcr of Ooniinfrec. Now Virk. Itoniii * 13,14 nmlt.vrrllJMnolIuIldlng \Vnwlilnston , Ma l'oiirttntli street. All mmimiiilcntloiit relating to news and rdltorlnl mutter Mioulil bo addressed totho Mltorlul Department. m'STNLSd MTTTRS. ; : All IniHlnrMlnttcri nn < l rumlltancrssliould lie addroflfod 1u Thn llru rulillsliltiR Company. Oimilm. DrntH , clii-plis and postofllro order * 1o bo miulo payable to the order of tlio com * jinny. Tlio Boc PirtlisliiiiE Company , Piwiclors THE JIKM IlUILniNO. STATIMINT : or State of Ni'briiHkii , I , County iifDoiiRlns. fM Ooorio II. TwhucK , secretary of TUB HUB rublMiliiK company , dots solemnly swear Hint tlienvtiialclrouliitloti of Tin : I > AII.V HKK Jor the vueK ending Bluroh 12. 3801 , was us follows : r-miclny. March 15 . M.M3 Monday. March in . KIJOJI JTucsdny. March IT . , . . . . . .S ) > 8 7eilnc lar. MnrolilS . KI.UI Ttiiirxdnv. MnrchlO . SI UN Vrltliiv. JlnrcliVO . SMrt Baturdny , JInrehSl . SU > I3 Avcrago . 23,811 OnOHOR . T7.P01IUOK. Sworn to lipforo 1110 nnd subscribed In ny tiruicnco tlils'Jlst Uiiy of March A. n. 1B91. N. l . Pr.it * Notary Public. Etntoof Nolirnslcn. l _ . County of DoiiRlns , f S5 George II. 'Irsclinck , lidnj ? duly sworn , tlo- rosrs nnd says tlmt ho Is secretary of Tin : HEK J'lilillhlilnn ' oiiwiinny. thnt the ncinnl nvurncc < linly circulation nf TUB IMll.v 1IKE for tlio month nf Match , IS'JO. was ai.M.'i copies : for April. ] ( " . ayrc * copious for Miiy. is'io. ' 20,10 roplps : for Juno. 1HO , a'.lfll copies : for July , 3MW. SO.CK ! copies I forAueimt , J8UII , ro.TfiOcoptcs : for Soptoinbcr , ItOO. Sfl.f-TO copies ; forOctolicr , 3KK > . SO.TOJ j'Oplc'H ; for Novcinlinr , JfW , 22,1:10 : coplen : for DecoiiiliiT. IttX ) , 2.1,471 copies ! fnr .Tanuary. 1M ) | . ; 'M40 conies : for I'Ylirunry , 181)1 ) , 15,3)2 ) copies. UKOiinr II. TZRCIIUCK. Hworn to ticforo me. mid subscribed In my presence. this SStli day of Kobrimry. A. I ) . . 1S9L. N. P. Puir , Notary Public. KN n nublio man writes letters ho frequently writes his own obituary no tice. BETWIKX a municipal election nnd the In grippe , Chicago ii getting a good flonl the worst of it. CHAPLAIN' DIPFUNIIACIIKII'S prayer ful roast of the tr.iitorlous Taylor wns iv work of airt nnd worthy to bo pasted in the state scrap-book. CiiA'rrnr , mortgage sharks will learn with alarm that nn net lias passed , the Jiouso which prohibits proceedings upon n chattel mortgage given to secure usurious interest. IT 18 painful to hnvo to record thnt Bank or Koan of Chicago , the eminent authority on 1119 commercial aspects of prohibition , has been indicted for do- ( rauding his creditors. GENHUAL MILKS will bo escorted Into Jtfoxico by leading military dignitaries of our neighboring republic. When General Scotl entered Mexico ho was not accorded similar courtesies , but ho cot there just the same. CHAIRMAN BIRKHAUSUK claims thnt ho will eave the taxpayers 815,000 by canceling the asphalt contracts not com pleted November 10 last. This is a bet tor reason if correct than personal ill- will against the asphalt contractor. CITY olllclalu connected directly with the depart inout of public works can onrn their salaries while the winter lingers by performing a vast deal of the work preliminary to the extensive improve ments to bo undertaken this season. IT is to bo hoped that the story of Secretary Proctor's approaching resig nation in not truo. Ho has been one of the most successful members of the cab inet and should remain in the presi dent's olllclnl family to the end of his term. * TIIK Central park elephant known ns "Tip" has killed eight keepers and mndo a good beginning on his ninth. If the Now Orleans mobocrats had got this "Tip" in tirao they could have accom plished deadly results and incurred no international broil. TllK California legislative bribery in- vostlgation committee traced the suspi cious checks from the Southern Pacific railroad company's ofllco to the state library floor , but there the trail ended. Who got the boodle or what it was for remains a state socrot. A HK.I.I requiring that n daily record of real and chattel mortgages shall bo kept for statistical purposes has passed the senate nnd will probably become law. It is n worthy measure nnd will present information to the public upon a topic In which all are interested. IOWA'S executive council , after hoar Ing exhaustive arguments from the alll nnco for an Increase of the total railway assessment from 812,858,890 to-$80,000,000 nnd from railway attorneys against any incronso , agreed upon $44,550,617 as the figure for the next fiscal year. The mountain labored and brought forth mouse. TUB unfairness of the proposed logls latlvo apportionment bill Is patent upoi its fnco. It re-enacts the apportionment. law of 1887 , which was based upon the etuto census of 1885 , It ignores the growth of the state in the past five years nnd discriminates against the more prosperous - porous sections in the interest of coun ties and districts which have not kept pace with the general forward move ment of the stato. TIIK house knocked one scheme of the Lincoln real estate ring squarely in the head. This wns the bill providing for the construction of a boulevard through the university farm. Tlio olllcors of the university did not nsk or desire it It had no supporters outside of the real es tate combine and iU servile tools in the house. It wus an attempt to use the property nnd money of the state to boom private interests. The house did a good thing wlion it eat down upon It , gently but firmly , F - " TiH-- . . 110MBSKKKKKS FOH SKDHASlfA , The amount ot misinformation that , prevails concerning Nebraska la sur prising. Every Inflttonco should bo brought to'boar to correct the false ro- poptu that have boon published broad cast nnd lo bring now poonlo to the stulo to fltuily the advantages which it holds out to homoscohors. Local boards ol trade in several In terior cities are making great efforts at thi-s time to attract a now and thrifty class of settlers to take advantage of the pre'ont low prices of farm proper- tics. Some of .those bodies have sent committees to Illinois , West Virginia nnd olsowhoro.They have encountered nn obstacle In the shape of the rcfusal-of the rallfo'ids to run the usual harvest excursions , which furnish facilities for homcbookurs to BOO tin stale to the best advantage and during the season of growing crops. This refusal , If per sisted In , would practically defeat these well meant efforts to develop the state. It is understood that the ground upon which the railroads object to the contin uance of the excursions is that they fur nish an opportunity for scalpers to lend up with cheap tickets , and that the ad vantages Intended only for gcnulno hotnesookors are diverted to the bandit of the general traveling public. Ono railroad official Bu gosls a way out of this dlQlculty that would doubtless bo profitable for the roads and acceptable to the public. lie says that the present excursion rates nro based on iv faro mid one-third for the round trip , which amounts to about two cents per mile. IIo suggests that the railroads make n two- cunt rate over all lines from May 15 to September 15 , which Is the period cov ered by the harvest excursions. This would pro/'Ido for homesookors , In crease general trailic mid plvo the scalp ers no advantage over the roads. It would also glvo the public tlio benefit ot reasonable 'railroad rates throughout the west for at least one-third of the year. It is to bo hoped that the rail roads will RCO the wlsdomof adopting faticli a course. It Is essential to the development of the state thnt the present determination of the roads to discontinue the harvest excursions should bo overcome. To drop thorn now would bo to pivo credence to the stories of disaster that have wrought so much injury to Nebraska in the last few months. It is to bo hoped that tlio oilorts of local boards of trade to induce the Trails-Missouri association to recon sider its decision will bo completely successful. XO Iff DUN OVTUltEAK. Space writers are making the best of the question whether or not the Sioux will rebel again in the spring and space writers are doing northern Nebraska nnd the two Dakotas Incalculable harm by their sensational publications. The government is represented at all the Sioux agencies In South Dakota by agents of the interior department and otllcors of the United States army. It is lu position to know definitely and promptly what the Indians are doing and what they propose to do. At all the Indian agencies are squawmcn half- broods and thoroughly loyal full bloods who will Immediately report to repre sentatives of the government any move of turbulent Indians looking forward to trouble in the spring. Self interest if not loyalty would intluco all these classes to desire peace. War moans the de struction of their little homos , the loss of ponies nnd the hardships of hostility with no corresponding recompense. Having already allied themselves with the whites and incurred the displeasure of their incorrigible nonprogresslvo neighbors , they cannot look to thorn for consideration. This is plainly shown by the incidents of the recent uprising. The white man's property off the reser vation was undisturbed whllo the little ranches of Indians known to bo indus trious and anxious to " walk in the white man's way , " were looted and destroyed. There are troops at every ageacy where trouble could occur. All around the Indian country others are stationed In forts and cantonments. Several hun dred Indian scouts have boon enlisted. These are trustworthy as rocout events have conclusively proved. Every agent has a police force under his control and Indian police have likewise shown tboin- jolves reliable and loyal. At all the agencies except Pine Ridge , the agents are mon of experience and of nerve ivhioh has already boon tested. At Pine Ridge an officer of the army is ia charge ivith tlio Ninth cavalry , several compan- .os of scfflKs and a largo police force at Ills back. All the agents report the Indians quiet nnd no probability of trouble. All the of ficial reports of army olllcors nro to the same effect. Lovol-hoaded frontiersmen agree that there is no occasion for trouble or foarof an outbreak. The government has removed all just causosfor complaint by making provision for the fulfillment of treaty obligations. Agents , army of ficers and the two departments at Wash ington are exorcising tbo utmost vigi lance. A war is almost impossible ; It is en tirely improbable. The space writers nnd alarmists would perform the public asorvlco by knocking off and taking a rest nt least until spring. AN KX'SllKlSTKll ONTlIESKAli DISl'UTR. Secretary Bhiiuo , in preparing his reply to the lust communication from Lord Salisbury on the Bohring son con troversy , will not bo able to obtain any useful suggestions from the contribution which ox-Mlnlstor Phelps makes to the discussion of this question in nn eastern magazine , but ho may find a measure of reassurance in the very positive way in which the posltioa of the administra tion Is approved. Mr. Phelps was the American minister to England during the Cleveland administration , and was thus enabled to gala a very thorough knowledge of the Bohring sea Issue nnd the contentions of the two governments regarding it. As a lawyer ho stands very high , nnd the fact that ho is po litically a democrat gives especial force to his views sustaining the course of the government. Mr. Phelps argues thnt the United States bus a property right in the sealing industry , and that it is the ob vious duty of the government to protect thnt right. Ho maintains that the freedom - dom of the sea , which is the right to pass and ropass upon It , without hln- dranco or molestation in Iho pursuit of all honest business and ploaouro , docs not authorize Injury to Iho property or just rights of others , which are aa sacred at sea as on shore. The seals make their homo on American aoll , nnd therefore belong to the proprietors of the soil and nro a part of their property. This quality they do not lose by passing from ono part of the territory to another In a regular and periodical migration necessary to their llfo. Even though in making It they pans temporarily arily through water that is moro than three miles from land. The eca is not for marauders , nnd Mr. Phelps remarks that its freedom is largely a figure of speech. It is not free , ho snys , it has never been free for any purpose what ever Injurious to the rights , the proper ty , or the honor of n nation able to defend - fond Itself , or oven to these interests of a nation which nro paramount in im portance to the more profit to bo made out of an othorwlso lawful act that endangers - dangers them. Mr. Phelps declares thnt the issue in Iho cnso , to which all ether inquiries tire only subordinate , is whether the Cana dian ships have an Indefensible right to do precisely what they have done and are doing , and Unit supreme issue tlio British government has not mot and probably will not. As to the proposal to settle the controversy by arbitration , Mr. Plmlps docs not regard it favorably , his view being that there are but three methods by which the question can bo settled : First , by putting u stop without further dobnto to the depredations ef Individual foreigners upon the brooding seals ; second , by conceding to these for eigners the right to destroy the fishery and withdrawing further remonstrance ; and third , by continuing the discussion with Great Britain of the abstract ques tions supposed lo bo involved until the extermination of the seal is completed and the subject of .tho dispute thereby exhausted. It Is hardly probable that the article of Mr. Pliclps was written before the last communication of Lord Salisbury was made public , othorwlso the ox- minister could hardly have concluded that arbitration is out of the question. But in any event the intelligent opinion of the country will not agree with him that there is no ether method than these ho suggests for settling this 'jontrovorsy , the iirdt of which would probably lend to war , and the second would bo a , humi liating backdown. The consensus of opinion is that the dispute should bo sub mitted to arbitration , and there is very favorable promise that this resource will bo agreed on. The decision now rests largely with the government of the United States , nnd the reply of Secre tary Bluino to the last communication from the British government will doubtless - loss determine what the future corn-do regarding this issue , so far as the pres ent administration Is concerned , is to bo. 31KAT INSPECTION IlKOVLATIOKS. In view of the fact that the secretary of agriculture is preparing to put into effect at once the moat inspection law passed by the last congress , n reference to the requirements of the act will bo in teresting to all stock raisers and to exporters - porters of cattle nnd moats. It is a com prehensive law , designed to remove all reasonable cause of apprehension re garding the condition of cattle , hogs , and their products , exported from the United States to foreign countries , nnd if faithfully enforced , as undoubtedly it will bo by Secretary Rusk , upon whom is devolved the entire responsibility , It must eventually have the oiled of silencing all complaint from abroad re specting American meats. The act requires u careful inspection by competent persons of all cattle in tended for export , the inspectors giving a corliflcato for cattle found to bo free from disease , which certificate must bo presented by every vessel carrying cattle - tlo before u clearance will bo given , attlo , the moat of which Is to bo exported - ported , must also bo inspected und the same conditions as above complied with. The act extends inspection requirements so ns to include all cattle , sheep and hogs which are subjects of interstate commerce , and are about to bo slaugh tered in any state or territory to bo transported and sold for human con sumption in any ether atato or territory , and in addition to this there shall bo a post mortem examination In any case deemed necessary to ascertain whether the moat is sound and wholesome. All moat and ether animal products found to bo free from dlsoaso and lit for human food must bo properly marked as such , and it is made a misdemeanor to trans port or offer for transportation carcasses or the products thereof which have boon found unsound or diseased. The act does not apply to any cattle , sheep or swine slaughtered by any fanner tvpon his farm , unless the carcasses are sent to any packing and canning establish ment and are intended for transporta tion beyond the limits of the state or territory. The value of this law Is yet to bo dem onstrated , but there can bo no doubt that it was absolutely necessary to make such provisions for national inspection in order to break down the barriers which foreign countries hnvo enacted against our cattle and moats. With this law thoroughly nnd efficiently en forced , and the department of ngricul- turo can to depended on to sou tlmt this is done , there will no longer bo a justl flablo excuse for the exclusion of Amor ! can meats from the European markets , and iiny country adhering to this policy of discrimination against us will have no just reason to complain if wo have recourse to.a . llko policy. It Is evidently the intention of the administration to exhaust every menus to assure foreign governments monts of our desire to protect their people ple from all danger of getting unsound or diseased moats from the United States ,1 danger , it may bo remarked incidentally , that even under present conditions is extremely small and if that fails to remove the existing restric tions and to brine us fair and just treat ment , the authority which congress has given the president to impose discrim inating duties upon forolgn products will undoubtedly bo exorcised , and it will have the very general approval of the country. Having met all the re quirements which forolgn governments ask la this matter , wo shall bo justified In adopting sovcroi measures of rotiilla- tloil If they still refuse to deal with us -fairly , In glvinfr our moats nt least an equal opportunity Jn , llioir markets with these of other countries. The now in spection regulations will also bo f\n tid- dlttonnl protection to our own people against unsound-it- diseased meats. PVSII The best In vestment Omaha over made wns her largo expenditures for public .improvements. < Every taxpayer has hpon dlroctly botlofltcd in the Increased vnhto of Ills properly and has enjoyed the indirect advantage coming from the general prosperity of the city which fol lowed and kept pace with those Im provements. The wisest and In fact the only why to build up this city is to continue public work. There are still miles of. tmptivod streolH hi the midst of populous sections of Omaha , nnd sewers are needed in re gions not far removed from business con- tors. Many streets badly need grading. There Is a vast amount , ° f Important 1m- _ provomont work before the city , nnd nothing should bo allowed to Interfere with the progress In this right direction. The early passage of the iimondinonts to the city charter and the approach ot spring suggest the propriety of giving the subject Immediate attention. Every contemplated grade or street Improve ment requires n certain amount of pre liminary work in circulating petitions , drafting resolutions , satisfying Interest ed property owners < advertising , survey ing , etc. Now is the time to take these iiocnssnry steps , when the weather will not permit outdoor labor nnd when city officials are not particularly busy. Omaha should put on now strength this fconson , Thu money panics nnd business depressions have done tholr worst. Omaha has sustained her credit , increased her population and outstripped her neighbors in every direction during these dull and uncertain periods. Lot her now assort herself and anticipate by a few months the approaching revival of business. E.'ery taxpayer , every lab'orer , every body will bo benefited by the city's enterprise. It will glvo omploy- mcn to idle mon ; it will put into circulation largo sums of money , it will bo the harbinger of the prosper ity which good crops , good times and Omaha's good reputation all combine to bring to the city within a very few months. Tlio outlook is'oacotl'raging. ' Wo can not afford to bo indolent. Our commer cial rivals are wlda-awako. They are sparing no effort 'id recover lost ground and gain other ! ad vantages. Aggres sive cities like aggressive people are the successful ones. * THE resumption of public work by Iho city will stimulate the local capitalists ; will Invite foreign enterprises ; will arouse all the elements of push , energy and hope out qf. .which- , cities prosper and develop. Thoioason of ISfll ought to bo , and with yjropo'r attention to our business will baI.a } red letter year for Omaha. ' j , / . . _ ' . . A ciiAntMAN" lfiwouncil , committee ' * loses important ; papers'roforrcd to him , another chuirmtm 'doctors them after the committee has passed upon their merits. A third * do'os nothing with these referred to his committoo. All this merely points to the conornl inolll- cicney and Incompotoncy of the council if nothing worse. GovKiiNou Pucic's veto of a bill ap propriating 850,000 for the support ol the Wnupacn , Wis. , veterans' home , has aroused a great deal of fooling among cx-soldlors in the Badger stato. Al though the governor has a national rep utation as a humorist , the veterans re fuse to regard this aa a legitimate joke. EiiHENPFOKT got a roasting In the state senate the pain from which It will UiKo considerable corporation oil to as suage. Ehronpfort has an income of $100 as assessor ol the First ward. Ho was at Lincoln for weeks. Ehronpfort can do a great deal vith.8180. NOTICE has been served on General Palmer by Carter Harrison that the little mill now arranged between him self and M'lyo'r Croglor will bo fought out without a referee and the sonntor- elect from Illinois Is advised to keep his proper distance * . FIVE juries drawn the prosenttorm o the district court have failed to agree upon verdicts. This moans five now trials and the consequent expense. EIGHT hours shall constitute n day's work for the street laborers of the strool commissioner's force , unless the mayoi shall again interpose his veto. T K working season promises to BOO n largo number of enterprises undertaken in Omaha which will employ labor * anc circulate currency. THK city council in its haste to ex pend every dolltn-jOj the crosswalk fund , appears to have exceeded the appropria tiou. by 20 per conttl DuiiiNO these blustering days doe ; . the now time hooper who Is to vrntcl the street cleaning contractor , draw a per diomV ' F J _ Tin : mayor's Vo'toos reported at the meeting of the cinuiuil were all basot upon reasonable grounds und were sus tained. A S3 TIIK council threatens to dispossess the city scavenger .of his fat contract , which ono councilman pronounces rob- SOONKU or later , public sentiment will compel the street car company to estab lish n liberal system of transfers. WIJUB the newspapers loss vigilant the city officials would bo moro delin quent , _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ Whoaskod the Electric llghtcorapnny for n bid for a contract for flvo yearn'/ / rri > IUtncy. San Francttw Call. A Kooa many of the mon now making laws for us at Sacramento have no use for a party tbat puts a limit on expenditures. 'Od ! for u HonilHUmc , Truckle 72c | > ubl < aiit. The Carson Appeal has a new bead , which greatly improves its appearance. If some In dustrious gentleman will serve the editor likewise , ho may also bo benefited thereby. Jlcllnmy In I'oIltlcH. A'cioAintton. The Now Notion reiterates its opinion that In ISM the tariff will bo a sldo show , and the program ot nationalism the main Issue. Btato Monngcric. .Vcm.i M iipml-.liMtctiicH. Texas has a Hogg for governor , n Pig for udgo , n Lamb for senator , a Durham for cprcsentatlvo and a lIufTalo lor sheriff , Aud ho farmers' nlllauco continues to stir up the nnhnals. _ _ _ OTouritnllfitlu Maunnnlinlty. Kcw IV.ifc It'cnnlcr. \Vo behove tlmt "thoro is a great deal of luman nature lu nil mankind. " Wo bollovo lint there is much IhatU very BOOI ! anil much that is bad la both the jsrsat political rgnnlzatlons. _ _ Hail San Francisco OtiM. The slniplo and natural remedy for this ondltlon of things Is the selection of a state convention next year pledged to mulco a son- torlal nomination , nnd to require canaldauw or the legislature to plcdgo themselves , If looted , to support tbo candidate uamoil > y the convention. * * * The state can- lot stand ninny more such senatorial cam- > .ilgtis as thnt Just closed. A Hiiro I Count. Kate Flold , in her Washington , says : "I am told that Mrs. Lease is an unusual voman. 1 hope she h. If she U n sample of vhnt Is In store for us when woman suffrage hall liavo purlllod and refined politics , leaven help us. Her talk before the woman's ouncU'nt Washington was the language of a nanlnc. Such vaporing may 'po' in Kansas , vhcro fanaticism runs riot , out it irill only disgust thinking Amorlcims. " KduciUlon In California. Sacrammto lice. "I don't ' see what wo want libraries for , anyhow , " said Matlock in the assembly yes- crday , "I've ' got along all my llfo without Ibrarlcs. " It was not necessary for the gen- Ionian to bavo so vehemently declared n fact vblch no romlors potent in every speech , vlatlock reminds us of nn or-membor of the Sacramento city board of education , who was opposed to the teaching of geography lu the nibllo schools. "What in the is the use if 'Jojjraphy,1 anyhow ! " ho was wont to ask , 'It never Uouo mo no good. " AVoild'H Fair Appropriations. In tlio following states the world's fair np- iroprlutlon bilU hnvo boon passed by both louses of their.lcgisliitures and neon signed by the the governor * , aud are in force : California ? 300,000 Indiana 75,000 Idnho UO.OOO Iowa 50,000 Montana 100,000 New Mexico B3,000 North Carolina JJS.OOfl Oklahoma T.OOO Oregon 100,000 Pennsylvania 15U.OOO Vermont 5,000 WnshliiRton 100,000 West Virginia 50,000 Total 1,070,000 , The only states so far which have lofuscd to mnUo nn appropriation are Kansas , South Dakota aud Arkansas , PA8SIXO .TUS'&S , ' Town Topics : Greene They try to make out thnt Senator Brlco is n resident of the buckeye state. They can't ' do It. Ho gets biswasulnc done in Now York.Vhlta What of that ? Ho goto his whitewashing tlono in Ohio , doesn't hu ! Now York Sun Dr. Brusb "Would you odvlso mo to bavo your picture hung ? " Easel "No , solitary confinement ought to" bo sUfllclfcnt. " Harvard lampoon : Chliloy What's ' that I hear about young Checkers tripe I Chaffey His clothes , probably. Judge : Dasi iway I see that Robinson's engagement bus been broken oft. Clovorton You surprise me. Robinson must bavo found out how poor the girl was. was.Dashaway No ; the girl found , out how poor Robinson was. Mrs. Grundy : The fear of boinjr an old maid Induces many a girl to cbooso the wrong husband. Washington Critic : lu poker parlance Governor-Senator Hill Is standing pat on a pair. "Washington Post : "I have always talton pleasure lu your presence , " sbosaid , as they were purling as friends and nothing raoro. "I beg your pardon , " ho said , reflectively , "but would you mind spelling that last wordJ" Denver Sun : Miners are not naturally des- norato , but they are frequently on tbo chute , just the samo. Judge : Young Man Mr. Tapeline , can you put a new right sleeve In this coatt This ono is getting badly worn. Tailor Certainly , Mr. Dowey. Allow mete to congratulate you on the engagement. Now York Sun : Critic Thnt is a beauti ful portrait ; but docs it vcsomblo tbo man It Is supposed to represontl Artist Resemble the man 1 My dear sir , that portrait is a worlc of art. If there is an ) question about it , it is : Docs the man rcsem ulo the portrait ) \\aslnngton Star : "What time is ill' ' whispered the young man to the young glr at 11:110 : p. in. "It's lly titae , " she murmured as she hearc her father's ' heavy tread along the portcullis , Jackson I sco thnt a Now York million Hire's daughter eloped'with a waiter the ether day ! Wright Yes. perhaps that was the onlj way In which the old man's ' money could bo kept in the family. TKNXYSON'S lATEST , JVeio Yvrk Conltnetit. Oh sleep , Oh sloop , Oh sleep , On sleep , Oh sleepy , sleepy , sleep ; I Bleep , Oh sloop , thy sleepy sleep Aslcop In sleepy sleep , New York Recorder : ' 'Afraid of work ! ' exclaimed MM. Jackson. "Why Mr. Jack son can lie right down busldo his work. John Is no coward. " 1311'KAIHXG Life. A school of versifiers has sprung up In latter days , Who shnpo their witless verses la quite ns witless ways. Their Jluos hnvo nothing funny but their antics , llko a clown ; They run rl ht on u little while , andthen then Jump * down I Somebody else has latroducod a different sort of verso , Twos bettor than the other ones , but now it's even worse ; 'Tls ' Just ns easy run to death by any common buck , It falls down , as Modlnty did , uad back I walks then There's a good tlmo coming , when the publlo will bo freed From the halt who climb I'arnauui , loaning on u broken rood. Then on tholr own deserving heads will bo their guilty blood , \Vhon they ull go down together , with deep ' thudl XKWK ovrni : x Tx'olimskn. The fnrmoraof JDnwson county nro sowing a Rro.it deal of wheat. Jolm Nelion , a drufrclit of Oakland , foil vlillo mnnlni ? nnil bro'.co Till log. Arapnhoo IB being cnuvaiioil to ascertain ho feeling on the waterworks question , llrokon Dowcim have n bnrbcd ivlro fac tory for n bonus of $1,500 i\mi two city lota. Suinncr business moil hnvo organized n jpnrd of Undo ami have tukou atop to push the town. Thorn nro 1i > l ciws on the docket of the district coiirt now In session at Ki'lIpU , flvo of which are criminal. The well for Schuylor's waterworks li down Jlfty-slx foot nnd a supply of water has boon found siifllclontto servo the city. Prof. Oitlen nf thoNoll'h ( schools took the younff In-lica of the hlijli school to the district : ourt to iir.ictlco taking noted anil to criticize .Ito proceeding ! ! . ThcYonro two UokoU In the field ntNollRh , .tio liccnso forces being headed by II. K. Itrygor for inavoitlio no-llconso people Imv- ng nominatail W. II , Ilolmos. Mi" . MnrColl , motlior of lion. .1. II. Mao- Cell , died nt Loxliipton Tuesday in the olRlity-elRhth year of her ngo. She wns one of the oldest , i-oildcnts of Daw-son county. The wife of the city marshal of Humphrey ins tiled complaint for the arrest ot four saloonkeepers on thoclmruoof having win- doneurtalns drawn clown nnd keeping open on Sunday. The winter term of Gates college at NcllRh wns the most successful In Its history. Tlio examinations In both cello o nnd preparatory classes gave satisfactory evidence of the thorough work dotio during the term by the students nnil faculty. Over one hundrcd/and Lhlrty students wore la attendance during the last term. In the district court nt Seward Thomas Williams plo-iJccl guilty to the charge of iiorso stealing and was sentenced to Imprison ment for thirteen months. Peter J. Vaogo acknowledged tlmt hn vrnt a forger and was riven ono yenr In the pen. Jake Andros and T. I. Nnsh were given eighteen mouths on a plea of guilty to stcnllnp. Iowa. Seven scholars will pradttato rom the Clarlndn schools tills year , ono of which Is a colored girl. The livery nnd feed stables of Hoono bnvo formed a trust , The prices have Just boon doubled , anil the object ot the combi nation is to maintain the new rates. A corporation has Just boon organized t EnnnctsburK for the purpose of immufactur- , ing oil from iln\ seed niul for limiting tow and pulp from the flax straw which Is ubunilunt In that county. A. "W. Hiicinoof Carroll nttomptca to com mit sulcldo by drinking a combination of car bolic acid , shellac nnd lemon oxlr.ict , but by tlio timely Intervention of n physician his sui cidal Intentions were foiled. Residents In the northern part of Adalr county nro considerably excited over the find . of nn extensive vein of excellent coal , which has just boon discovered. A shaft SxlO in slM Is beinpr sunlc aud the find will bo exten sively developed. A fellow ot Kcokulc stele n forty-pound piece of beef from a meat market. About the time the theft was discovered bo walked Into the market with the meat on his shoulder , snyinjr In way of apology that his \vifo had mndo him return it. Clav has been found near Port Dodge suit able for the manufacture of pressed brick and a company is tallied of to develop the indus try. " 1'ho quality of the clay is salt ! to bo equally as good as that used In the cele brated St. Louis pressed bric.K. Mrs. Jane Blacicmau died nt her homo near Davenport in the eightieth year of her life. She had been n resident of thnt county for thlrty-threo years and wns a member of the Old Settlors' association. Mrs. Henry Stone , also of Scott county , and a member of tbo Old Settlors' association , died last week , aged eighty-seven years. The Iowa band of DM Moluos has sent out handsome souvenirs cotitnlnlitR n history of the organization , u picture of Its members and tbclr instruments , a partial list of its repertoire and a compilation of tbo press notices which It has received. It Is a handsome - some little work , and shows tuo baud to bo a great musical organization. The Ttvo Dnkorns. South Dakota has 231,000 sheep. Springfield claims the largest ar'osian ' well In the state. It is said that there is not a saloon In Bon Hommo county. There nro forty-tlvo camps of Sons of Vet erans in South JJaliota. Ex-Senator Moody has settled down in Dead wood to urnctlco law. The Bismarck Stuto bank has boon incor porated with 8Ji,000 ) cadital , The Fargo mills nro converting wheat into flour at the rnto of 480 barrels per day. The Uavison county commissioners will loan seed grain to the farmers of that county. The Pierre Journal says the original package - ago business is still boiiig carried on in that city. city.Tho ' The Pierre pontoon bridge Is being repaired s'o it will bo In slmpo for use when the ice goes out. An enterprising settler moved his one- story house all the way from hlgbmoro to Fort Pierre. A largo number of Hollanders nro moving from Charles Mix and Douglass counties to Wright county. There are 103 Congregational church so- cletlos in South Dakota. All have pastors except seventeen. Uoadmastcr Butler of the Burlington & Missouri at Dgadwood had n hand mashed whllo coupling cars. The annual mooting of the South Dakota Sunday school association will bo held at Madison , June 3 , U and 4. The state agricultural college atBrooidngs has received its first installment of the gov ernment appropriation , $15,000. llav. W. S. Peterson , formerly pastor of the Kapid City Presbyterian church , has be come president of a bank In Luluta. Wool buyers from Philadelphia are already traveling tlirough North Dakota making con tracts to purchases wool next summer. Tbo Dead wood Central has roaumod trafllc. The faro from Uoadwood to Load City has been reduced to 45 coats for the round trip. Browning Lawrence of Philadelphia , who owns 1,000 acres of Brown county land , has arrived to superintend tha season's opera tions. Business men of watcrtown have Induced a largo Qorman-Uusslan colony to settle in Codlugton county. Throe carloads of thorn have arrived. Mountain lions nro bothering ranchmen near the Black Hills , Besides killing young cattle they have attacked and killed several horses and colts. Tbo alliance wants Aurora county to fnr- uhh seed Rralu to the fiirmow who are unable - able to procure It for thormclvos and take se curity on the crop. The national board of soldiers' iiomos has decided to placu South Dakota's Soldiors1 home on the accredited list. This lusuioj the state $100 per inmate. The fooblc-mlndcd son of E. M. Stephens of Millet1 became uncovered in the nigui dur ing the recent cold weather , and his limbs were frozen lo the knot ) . A follow named Hermann , in Jail at Dovll's Lake , annulled the deputy sheriff with a bed slat and would have killed him if another prisoner had not Interfered. ( Icorgo Parker , a farmer living twelve inllos south of Sioux Falls , laid out In a saow- drift all one night whllo in an Intoxicated con dition ana was badly frozen. The gold minors who stukod out claims and organized a town In the bad lands expect to lenvo Plorro in droves ni teen as spring opens , o they can commence ctlvo worx. Some miscreants entered the room wuoro a coriiso wns laid out , In Dcndivood the ether night nnd stele all the clothing belonging to the dead rnnn , except what was on the body. The South Dakota Firemen's ' osioolntton has chosen Sioux Fulli for its next mooting. . to hi hold Juno S : , SI , 25 mid 'M. A band tournament will also bo held nt the same 11 mo. mo.Kddlo Uakor , nn omaclntvi ) , uylnffboy. nr rived at Miller on hU way to Howcll , Hand county , from 1'ennsvlvanla , lie toolc the Ptago'at Miller for homo , but Ulod on the way. way.An injunction will bo served on the com missioners of Brown county to prevent the expomllturo of flTI.UW for r.cou grain for fanners. Other countlot liavo not appropri ated any dclluito amount. At Deadwood the ISIUhorn contractors paid out for labor during last suminnrnnd fair 8760,000. Of this $100,000 , wont for board anil clothing , $ -"iO,0X ( ) was taken out of the coun try , nnd $300,001) ) wns spent for whisky. Peter Brauvert do la Dncho d icd at Ilo.nl wood , nitcd 70. lie had lived in tlio 11I1U country since 1878. and wns n member of tlo famous John C. Fremont expedition which crossed the plains to the Pncllie coast In bia Dendwood prospectors have discovered a rich iliul of horn silver near Mulllck's old HIUV mill nt the head ot Jenny's ' gulch , His located about tvtentj'-Jlvo inllos noithwostef K'ipid ' City in the cdgo of Lawrence county Pctor Solvillo of Onlonn , nn old-timer in the Hills , died of pneumonia. Ho wns pot soiled while -\voikiiiK In n silver smelter nnJ \vbile bo wns In a delirious condition wan dered out Into the cold without proper wear ing oppurcl. Latonlnls a new town which bns been sur veyed nnd platted on the reservation laml % thirty-four miles west of Chamberlain , His on the survey of the Milwaukee road. Frco lots nro offered to bonn lido settlers who will improve the same. ' Watortown Knlglita of rnbor ask that the city put In scales ntid create tlio oiHco of cllv wolgnmnstcr. They claim 1,700 pounds doon not make n ton , nnd by having the city do the weighing dishonest antlers can bo nmdo to deal fuirly with the public. Tlio Fort Plorro Herald ays : The do- ninnd for mnrrl.ipeubla widows nnil nlil was for n time on the incronso. but since they can't ' take nnd hold down clunits add draw rations , It begins to look as though the dusky maidens were going to knock 'em ' out The Kimball Graphic snys that n farmer driving Into that city last \\nek dlscovcicd whntho supposed to bo a diamond willow eano by the i-oadsldo , which ho throw Into ins butfpy nnd the stublo boy took It Into the otllco , but on thawing out proved to bo a rat- tlosnnko. Peter Sblor , living near tioylon postolllco in Emtnons county , lost 150 lambs by a singu lar accident. AVhon ho untoroil the sheep sheds the other morning hu found thnt a num ber nt dead lambs piled In a hc.ip. The only rcn.MJii ho can nsslga for this Is that hh. shepherd uojr wns iicclclenlallv locked up among the shcop over night by his herder and the dog stampe-dod the lambs Into nno compact in iss nnd they smothered to death in that shape. FOll NUnitASKA'S INTISIU3ST. The Killromls ABlccd to fon- tlnuo tlio Harvest I'J\uurnliiiH. A commlttoo of the Kearney Real Kstato exchange , now at worn in Illinois in the in terest of securjng now settlers for central Nebraska , has boon informed tlmt the rail roads intend to suspend the usual harvest excursions to Kansas anil Nebraska this year. This decision , If adhered to. would nullify the labors of several local boards of trmlo , who hnvo boon soonlng to attract inrgo num bers of homcscokors to take advantage of the present low price of farm properties. They bavo sent committees to various eastern states anil nro making unu- snnl efforts to put Nebraska to the front anil refute tbo damaging stories that have been In circulation concerning the condition of No- braska. The ICearney people havo. sent letters to every Nebraska hoard of trade , enclosing the fol lowing petition to the chairman of the trans- Missouri association , which is being numer ously signed : Hon. Jnmos ll. Smith , Chairman Trans- Missouri Association , ICansus City , Mo. Dear Sir : We deslro thnt your association ar range for the "harvest excursions" at a ? early a time as It Is possible. Wo would re spectfully request that for the season of 18'Jl these excursions bo en the following dates : May 15 , Juno 15 , August 15 and September 15 , or us near these dates us Is practicable. Should you dibco.'itinno tncsoannunl excur sions while thu present falsa nnd innliclous storlos regarding Kansas und Nebraska are in circulation it would give credence to the stories and work great Injury to tin ; above states. Feeling conildcnt that your honor able body will in the future , as in tlio east , do all in your power to assist us In Inducing immigration , wo remain , The promoters of the movement feel that a failure to push the harvest excursions vigor ously this year would result in very serious loss to Nebraska. They desire the prompt co-operation of all parts of the state lu tholr effort to induce the railroads to reconsider their advprso decision. The railroad managers uavn not yet agreed upon any plan either for the continuance or the discontinuance of the harvest excursions. The matter Is being considered but no decis ion will bo reached probably for several weeks. If the matter were left to the general pas- souger agents of the two great truuK lines that carry these excursions between Oinah.i and thu coast the harvest excursion ticket would die In its infancy. Mr. Francis of the B. & M. and Mr.Lomnx of the Union Pacino owe what few wrinkles nud gray hnlrs they possess to worry induced by the abuses of the harvest excursion ticket , and Jwtu have pronounced against it. - Mr. Francis says the chief result of the scheme ts to furnish scalpers nnil bushwhacking railroads with a clmnco to cut rates from the time the tickets tro on sale , usually in July , until the last ono dies by the statute of limitation late In October , Mr. Ix > max Is equally opposed to the sys tem on account of tbo abuses of It , but ho goes further nnd offers a remedy. Ho would make a Hat excursion rate during the summer months of say 2 cents a mile between all sec tions. Tim would equal ono and ono-third fares for the round trip , about the same as n passenger would got on an excursion and would make sculping of the tickets Impossi ble. NO UKIJiaK. Coal Hittcx DlsoiiHueil , Hut no Formal Action Taken. A meotliiK of railroad mon and coal ship pers was held at the Mlllard yesterday nf tor- noon for the purpose of "adjusting" the rates 011 soft coal from Iowa aud Missouri points. There were present P. M. G null of tlio Walush , Thomas Miller of the Buillngton , J. Merchants of the North western system , J , S. IJ.irtlo of the Kansas Citv , St , Joe & Council lllutfs. A. O. Oowor of the Hock In- Innd , S. M. AdistoT thoBt. Joe & Gruud Is land , J. C. Lincoln nndJ. O. Phillips of tbo Missouri Pacific. K n. Whitney und K. H. Wood of the Union PuclOo. Tno local ship pers were ropri'seutod by R. 1C. ICnlffou of tit. Louis , H , T. Toilins nf Atclibon and rep resentatives of a number of local coul do.ilorn. Tlioso L'ontlumon talked the situation over In an Informal manner , hut no understand ing was arrived aland nothing of a formal I ' nature done , The mooting adjourned without - ( I' out setting a time for another mooting and the situation remains unchanged , Highest of all in Leavening Power. TJ , S. Gov't Report , Aug. 17 , 1889. - " 4 ABSOLUTELY PURE