Pages 9 to 12. THE OMAHA DAILY Pages 9 to 12 , TAVKXTIETII V.TJAK. OMAHA , SATHWAV 3IOHX1XG , MAHCII M , 18il-T\V10LVK ) \ I'ACJKS. NrMP.KU 2(5(5 ( ( si i.w. ovr * : 11 .ir. AVii I ink Mm Iho snftly pliilncgn'oii ba < led toiils , fho ilpnp'iilng mini tnioiititrv louts , Illio'imatlc1 twltiKi'i In our Joints , \ td liter Hint touw'iio points , diij liitmcls worn b > sprightly I HP I , ll t whlslus stile trtiiki'il b ) the masses , An Itu rcaso tn the sale of ba'r , A Holier nnio from olniitli'leor. A hniitlnw'round for butt ci Hats , Mono music from tlio lueUuid nits , A honrt SOUR from < i iioot xvi'llmg I ho willow bmh wlthgroi'ii sii itvcllliiK A balili of JOI-HO ) maple candy , This u'rsolel mi t Itu tlandy f Al' things , In slmit , from fir anil near , I'roilnliu ' tin" fait that spring Is here I A I'tSK ' OFlllsfSlixllK\TIT\ ) \ \ ' , Kulr I'Hil H | rii fifuui ( i Tlits qlorj retail'sln > w Captain Ku- dolpb l.vruiiul. If. S A. , wivs guilty o ( end in I unbi'i'omliij , ' mi oMhur and a { . 'Cllt Itnill II , .U't WcntUllinmMltll. \t > w Unit it IH past anil over , tlwuj li the f < in i'quciii'os wilil remtiln , < 'iiptaln \criud 1 thinks that ho I'.mnnt bo hold tul > liino : In tlm niattar , lint possibl ) bo In not the lost judtfo , IIH Isuspu't him of Mviotl ) itieoiiir | ; | with the sinjill bo.\ who ti Ku < l what way the u-o o ( teniptu- tlon II \ on didn't jleld toll. Ino/\lott him IH HUIO tliut It win not lior fault ; how , Indent , call slio bo liulil icapoiisiblo for the Midilon , almost com. ploto p.iraljhlH of her powers of roiotfiil- tlou Hint tool : place shoitly after her ni fix nl on the I'ai'ilio wlopo ? It ocea- ( iloniilly htippuis that those mooting immlwrs of now people \\lioni thoj H-arcelv expoit o\er to iiuot ngain , piisi-atly llnd thoin olvi'suiiiblo o\on \ to lu'oynl/o Mich faeoxntnonf , ' the omul as tliov may wish to remember. This was what happened to Miss Moiiliim after hoi1 Iho hundredth Introduction , though bho tiiod to atttlbulo her failing to thu illmnto. IndilToriMit at flrst , bho pros intli foxinil It voij tijing to know whoth the biislivwhi-dioiod man In the rornir of the oar as she was Koing down town was Iho s uno bush -whiskered man who lind boon lior pirtnci at whM the night hofoio ; whilolt was nutiifestly ; i waste of thno to spend half the Horiuon- linnr In church wondering1 if the nioo box , thrcopoxvs In fiont to the ri ht xxns Miuonioobox who had been presented to her oil llio club tennis grounds lib the champion placer. So It came about , after Amoral fatal fnlluius to ncojjiil/o people , that MIO grmto bo ilinoutl ) thinktul for am Mich marked peculiarities inthodro'-s ' or features of lior i.iMinl ai-iUiiiiitiiiu'es | us Hindu her nioro Ilkol ) to loinenibei tlll'lll llerbrotlior , Hk-liard sfriond. Captain John Hiinllold.Ono Ilundrcillh infatitr ) , htatlonodiit Yanooinor bar racks , was a man of medium height and inllitai\ \ hearing , with keen blue e\es \ ami n taxx ii ) inonsttuho. These oharactorist- Irs MibH Mori-iam comuiilted to incinot ) that nho might not omit to bow when nuxlbhu inut him ; tlio minor dot ills of his personal nppeaiatu-o she eheerfullv forgot , for dining the onooveninj * which lie bidHpentwith Kiohard slneo she had boon her bi other's guest , she had not , found hoiholf espounlly ontoilaincd. Nevorthele'.s , on tlio morning that she took the carl j boat to go up lo the C'as- cades of llio ( . 'oluirbia from I'oitland , she svns heartily glad to find him occu pying the ohnlr beside her as she t-.it iloxvn to biealifast In the study midillo cabin. Kit-hard had Intended to go with her , of cimrfo ; had , indeed , eoino down to the boat and gone on boaid , xx lion n. messenger hey came after him with u telegram summoning him up the xallej on a nmttei of business whiih I'oulif not bo put olf. Itlchaul hesitated a minute. " 1 can't got oft" to go again for thieo weeks , jind L urn nfiuid b\ that tlmu it w ill bo piottj Miioky. It is bo clear to- daj thatvoii will have a Riiuidluxvof \ the mountains * * * of course itvlll ho alittleslow to goalono * * * xvliat would jou ratltor do , I no/ ? If them weio out ) tiino to look about , L am faino theio must be homo oao x\o know on bomd. " "Oh , no uiattor , " salil Ine"since I gotui > at " > o'cloc-K it xxouUl ho a pity to HO hack without Koinj ; aujtliinp ; , don t joiithinUV And It isn't ntiy nioro of a triii than K ° l" ( ! iP | to Albaii ) oil the day boat. ( ! et oil , Uiiltio , quick ! They are olnjr to haul the plank in. " So ho turned and loft lior , whereupon she hu mediately began to wish th.it she had tjono too , and vxandoreil about foi- loinly until it was bruahfa.st time. U'hb fight of C'nptiiin Hanllulil slightly revived her < iiirits. "Good morning , i-aptain , ' bho Mild , vx ith a loui-hof returning vivai-iH in her IOIICH. "Aro you going un to tlio dib- L'liilcs toilny ? " Tlio gentleman at her light turned ( juickly and roymdod lior , husltatiiiir. Kor one awful minute Inez thought she had inndo a mistake , hut a glniuo at his thoulder straps rca sined her , even bo- foio ho cheerfully returned her "uood illuming , " anil sniil that hew-as going us far up the t-hor ib'he ' boat would tal\o liim , incidentally Inn.Hiring her own des tination , Xoxv It is evident that , in addition to the family likeness ho often exi liiiK1 be tween nrmj otllcors , ono tawny-mous- tacbetl man of milltar ) boniliififiiiul me dium height in aiaptnin'ri unlfoiin looks not unllku nnothor tawnj-inoustaohed mini of the Mine carrlage.'i.aine height und wearing the same iniiforin ; and It is haidly necessary to explain thnt Miss Merriain's neighbor wa& not. In fact , I'aptain Hnntielil of the Infantry , but t aptain r'veuirdof the engineei ? . This Is , perluijis , the place forl'aptiin Kvorard'b apology , but it is a poor thluy ntbest If ho had rcrutiin/ed a tilllo lota olotelj the attractlxe looKiiifj girl xvho tstoixl outside the forwaul cabin ilair before breakfast was eilled ; if silo hnd been a degree lets distintruibiicd in look ami ( ninnor ; if bho had not vyorti a gown tliaticminiled liim of his istor'.s gown ; If t-lo | hail not nddies td him In Ulh ! a prott ) , coulldont win ; if she had i-nllcd him bv.tho iiaino of another man nibtend of using a title which , at le.iht was rightfully his ; if ho had felt a tiillo less languid , and she hnd looked a tilllo let's interesting ; if , inshoit , nnj of those i ondltioiifi hud been wanting' , ho xxould lima illholalmed the honor of her aciliiaintani'o as speedilj iif wns > 1011- s-lstont with courtesy , and that xxould n.uo been tlio end of It. As it wa. * , ho hosltntod jiuu'optibly , tlien mot her ha/ol ejc and hesitated In her relief at llndlng that she \\ould not ha\w \ to IK- silent all day. Inu ihat tcunl latlier mine \olublj thin usual and Captain \eranl re ponileil in his liniidsoineat manner , though a quoci smile occasionally cuiled the lorneis o his mouth. She alluded once or twlco tothn toliof it would ho tt ) "Uichaid' Idknou thecaptaln wild on boaid. * "Tho de\il \ it voulu ! " inurmuivd r.x-otard under hi inou-.taclii1 : but ho answivod btaiidl ) inul trulhfull ) tint thuobllgiitioii < t'litholy on hi < side , anil ho should bo glad to cr\oiH her guide-bonk to all the poliitsof lntore < t. Ho did not llnd his soU-n sunn'd role an easy one tit llrst , It ls > ono thing tenet not the purl of unotlii-r por-on xxheii jou know vonr iftios , but quite a dllloront one lu"nUunipl It whi-njouaro Ignoriint oven as to xvliu-o part jou are Inking. It Is so easy to bo unaware ol soiaothlng that thootlicr follow would kmw , and so hetiay jour dupll'-itj ! ( . 'aptain ' Kxomril'ho\\ov , \ \ 01 , waspoessodof ewe taitloalnbillt ) , nnd kept the i'imxoi ! i- tion as fir as possible iinon ahstiact top- Ic.suntll he hid loarucdthnt ho WMH n friend of horlirolhor's , but only an no- quilntniieo of horow n. "Lucky for me wo aren't Inthrnto friends ! " win MH thought , "though If wo wore , thU wouldn't haxo hnppeneil , 11 wnsa fjicat lolh-f to him to ills- i-oMir. latorlu the nioiiilng , llinlhe was C'lijitain Hanliold from the po t. Here , at len.sl , ho was on linn ground , for ho and Hanflold weio good friumK Ilo quite felt as though hn had iu-iiirod ( | a right totheimim by his hour of uamo- loss sulTorlng. The day was tine , anil not too ( ro h to o liable life in to nmiiin forward. When they went out-hlo , the boil hnd tumud Into tlu > Columbia. On one tldo xvas a giuonand level land edged with round-topped tries ; on the oilier , low hills , with tlio sharp , oaxv-looth outline of great llrsiising aboio them. Ahead xvas a majestic Mtotc-hof watei , and at the end of the vi-fi a silver slmlo against the skj , the iniglitj piolile of Mount Hood , I ni1/ loaned nn elbow on the tail and shaded her o.\eswith her linnd as she looked up tho'rier. . Her manner x\as > a llttlu more subdued It occurred to F\oraid \ that horgraUty was sweet and becoming. "Vou people out. line luuo such n lox-- ing , almost patumi/.lng wnj of talking- alumt jour niouiitniiis , " jho obsoried , "as if t'hoi wore jour intiinatesand \ - fainlliais. It Isory \ prottj. 1 think , " The captain was a inotinttiln lover. lie looked up the liver at the white peak aheadas ono xvho smiles in thefaeoof a fiiond. "Mount Hood Is mj father confessor , ' he observed , "the hoar ) piopliot to xvliom I tell my sins. " "Ah.don't tell himxerj nisiny ho ib too xvhito. " " \Vh.it isjouriiloii of sin ? ' no a uen rather abruptly , for his lonsolcnco was tumbling him. Ineicllectod. . ' I..oil opportunitii1 ! seem to me the orjmg sins of both of u- \Vo aien't \cry wioUcd.Vo aie only stunhlly blind , and wo won't " -eo N\ lion wo might bo nobler , when wo liuvu chain es tube more genorotis. To lose an ojiportunity to taKe a turning ihnt leads up bill thnt is my Idea of sin , I think. " "It would base bcon a sin to lose this npportunitj , ' ' was PA curd's dcumt iiu'iitalcoumionl , as lie guided thoion- MMsatlun into tlio oonsldci'iition of fate and fiee-will , for \\asalreadj begin ning to undei-staiid how it was that tho-o who liked Ino/ Merriam at all wore wont to likoheri.ither violontlj nt lust sight. Topics olioinoisutioii , often so hard toeonio by whenwanlyd , wore a * plenti ful as motbs iti a ray of light for these two piople Ibis morning. The sunshine and the ri\or air seemed to freshen -and gild inery common subjoit with a touch of unwonted splendoi. Both wore con scious of being rather uiusinlly good ioiiipin > Unit daj , and felt a toueh of innooeiitaniti about it. Thuj talked , and talked of the couii- trj and its rosonrcts ; the latest fad in literature , the niagnilieint sienoi ) of tlio upper rivoi , when toward noon thej moved along the narrow ing channel under the o .stupendous olllliliioh after all aio onlthieo \ 01 four times as imposing as tlie 1'alisades ! * " ob < 'rved Inoalleetlng - to isinko light of them. "NVouldum say 'only three or foui tunes as hiaok as s heol"or 'asswett as lovoj moiUed 1'voiaid. " " ' 'Phcy'u'iteii'-si'Uthoii1 ' musical Hkei and dislikes , \\lieliier\vti\ed lloorsworo piofeiablofor dancing , and the ollect of climate on tlio nerve < . Innakod him if he did not tlilnlt that Hiehaid looked tliinor than wben be llrst went out , and I'veiard icspoiidovl Unit lie could lurdl\ , toll did iteem so to her ? She re ferred casually to ono or two family mat ters which hu was supposed to uiulei- stand , and ho < uconud to groiol in bis own sight und his soul writ hid within him until the subject was s.ifolj changed. They talked pliHunphand \ touched upon religion ; tbero was little In be.ivi'ii oronith that they did not speak of , and when C'aitaiii ] I'.Mjrard went awayas , ho did once or t\\Ice , to smoke a cig.ir and think the situation over. lniv. le.ined back against the sholti-ring wall of the cabin , and thought dreamily what an unexpectedly good tlinoshu was hiivinc. ' , Unt Captain Kvoutrd mavched gloom ily up and down the narrow side , bfting bis moustache and frowning at the floor ; for the bettor the time thej were haUng' ' , the niorelhej talked , and tlio more plcnsuio thej found iti euchothei's conxoi o , the worse it made matler lor him , and ho could seeno way out of it Ihat would lead to paths of pleas mtnoss and poacu , i , e.a state of things in whkli hocould visit Miss Mirriam in liei brotlier's house , unhindued.and jmrstioat leisiiT-c , in Ills o\\n poison and with the sanction of society , an acquaintance which ho found so oddlj chaim'mgunder the pres ent imhcaid efciriunistances , " 0 Lord ! " ho miirinined , leaning over the alilo and lookinjr hopelessly ilown into the gieen water , "what a position for an honorable nun. I hn\o climbed up into the sbcr p-fold bj an unappoint- od waj , and If 1 am turned out fora thief , it will onlv , servo mo light , " and he fetched a might ) sigh. iAir a finv seconds bo iimtomplated the po-slbilit ) of making immediate lonfes- hlon and thiowing himself upon her moicy. lie might go to her anil iy , "I am not the man , MHI ha\o \ taken mo foi , but am another ju t as good. Let 1110 talk to jou for the test of the day on my own merits as a companion which you ! ia\ohadan onpoitunitv to test and , later , I will Him -omo one tn vouch for mo , to assure Jon that lain aswollortli talking1 to today as if I had boon Intro duced toou jesteidaj instead of mean ing to bo Introduced tomorrow. " Jlnt ho roinbored ha\lng hoard thata woman's natiiio is inherently conven tion d ; mid in bis mindWyoho saw bci pretty nnpor lip stllTen , and tlie prouil turn of tlio head with which she would nunoaway fiom the man who ventured to makobiich an aiidacioux , if honest , speich tohor So he rellocted thatconic what might , todaj was hisand ho would not lose it thioughaiiy hope of im- pro\lnghlf iwsitinu ethioall ) . Ilowonli boi/o the hour ; afterward If It must eoino tlio deluge ! lly way of gathering ro eshllo ho might , lie went back to Miss Merriam ami plunged wlldh into a conversation on the da'liuoof duoliny , mid the \a.uo of a en eof jicr'oml lionor to tlie saf ety < i | tinnitioiml life \ Vhenthirencliod t lie ( "a < eado , the ' the captain'dK'oorod Ihat the boat would staj there two IIOUH , and , although ' though ho'lmdcomo up with the inten tion of ronidulnir o\or-nlglit \ , ho man aged to accomplish Ids business at the looks and tmd time besides ( or n boit walkon thoshoio with Miss Morriam. I'lui afternoon \\iis shoi'ter than the morning' , and < | iilto as radiant wossihlj more so in ( aptain Hveiaril's o.ves , for not onlj vas it illuiniii' i'il with gleam ofthat light "that was never on land nor sea , but It had also that quality ol pocullni pro- clousne slclongingto things wo daio not hope wo miy iiongalii. " ( 'aptain livemrd did not foigot that ho belonged at thu post , although as n mat ter o ! fact ho bo.irded in I'oitlanl , so , wbenlato in the afteinoon the boat tout lied at the wharf ill Vaneomer , ho nrepii'etl to get oil. Ineaio him her iiiiud at part Ing with a gracious tmilc. "t owongieut deal of the pleasmo of the day to ) im , " was her haudsoiiio acknowlodgomeiit , and she sUioilnt tlio do and watched him dejectedly climb- ig- the liltlo lull up to thu bob-tail c.ir nat plies between Umn and post. Ho id not take tlio car , however. When lie bout had gone on down sticam he ie- iirned to the nhiiifund boiinlod tlio fat ttlofori ) foi the motor Htation noro-s lie i her , by whiih means he naohui lie illy hofoie Miss Merriam , and se ll red to himself an . .dditional hour of i i st ry. I n his own mom he piooeeded to think vorthecxoiiNof the day , mid in eaih uccessixo light \\hich ho cast on them lie ) looked \\OIHO than in tlio last. If ie had forged n chick or robbed a haul ; 10 lould Imrdh halo IK'OII more misoi- bio , iiml possibly would bine felt le s c morse. lie had acted an uugentlemanly pint md ho didn't know how ho could for ivo liniiclf ; he didutlcnow how Ihnlield ould foigivohiiw.and ho was --1110 tint 10 jouug person of refinement and self- espeot could bo persmded to uxorlouk heinoniimental indeliiacy to call ithy 10 harder toim of his behavior In tnk- ngndviinlagoof a mistake and pilming litibelf oil as an acquaintance of a vonmii tiavollug alone. 1 To could hn\o \ lunlon himself for his folly. And etlf ho werobrajed inn nun ta.r would hoie. depart from him his appreciation ) f huel ojesand lod-biown haii ; of 1111 uncommon fiuo and a Hedfern L'o\Miy Iodoubt ° d it , in spite of the strong anguago he was at present using in cgartl to thomonitnri wenkness which md miulo him fall in with fate's little ) laa to trick him into n comic opeia ituation. He oNperioncod a Ihely wish to diop of his life ; hovi hoil he ould tie it up in a hag with a couple of tones and dum-ii it as one might Kit- ens , but ho was well aware that ho ould not oven ollirt tolguoie it Tbeio vote apologies to make , and the sooner bohotler. It wasdei'idedlj priforablo .hilt ho should goto Jianlield with his itllo stoiy , than thai , later on , Han- ield should come to him for an o\planii- iou , which would bo sine tohnppon. Having braced himself foi an nnpleis- uitinteniowwhin , be sought Captain innlield at tbo earliest possible hour ho next morning , It was a phock to him lot to find himself ticatid us such a rre.it crlininil as ho bad expected. Ho ould poieeho , ho\\e\cr , that Jiialicld vns s\i > pomlmg- judgment until he should hear the other side of thostoij. /Janlield grinned a good deal in his noustacho , but slid little , ami his ob- seuatioi's \\eio not all to the point , as vlitn ho saidhohad known Kiohaid Meiriam a good ninny } earsi , anil ho "was a gentleniin , tir , whoroior jou ) iit liim" a toiiiark at which Dveraid vinccd. As for Miss Merriim , liiinlield . nought her a "piottj girl with mijjhty ittle to say fur herself , " at which eii- denco of ileai sightedne-s IXerard smiled sadl Hanliold deilln dlo ghc in opinion a to how the might receive K\oraid's apologies , but consented to take him to i.dl and pioscnt him in duo foun , sothatlio might have acluincoof making them. "For hetueii'ssakelet in go soon , " siiid K\ornd , feivontlv , "I shall ficl like a sneak until I o' ' "Possibly \ will not fcol much hot ter when come awaj , " lemarked I Jin field , duly. 'lliatovcning after dinner MisMor - riim , who was sitting oil the \or.indah \\itli her biother , observed two Cii > - tnln ihnliclds lomiiig up the toriaco .steps towaul them. She dropped her ojes discreetly , wliilo she icllected upon the probable meanim'of this extraeuli- nan natural pbonominoii. \Vhon C'nptuin Hanliold the first m-o- sinlodCaptain llnnlicld the ' oconu to her uinier the naiiiu of Kvouird , bhonc- knovvledgeil the ititiiidiiiltiin with a inirkod laik of wni'iath , anil speedily dioppidhot oyohds ngaizi with the look of a pcihon who has nothing to siv not , however , before she observed that Captain ] xerurd was looking hori'bly ' \Motelied. lie hud taken the seat next her , and faithest from her brother , while his companion , with aitful kindness , had settled himself on the other side of Mr. Merriim. and after the liist few seconds pioeoidod to engioss his ontho atten tion. Thin ga\o Kveraid thooppoitu- nlty hodcbired to explain and apologi/.o mill very awkwardly he omhiaoed it. Just x\hat he snld ho does not know dhl not know at the tiino , having only a vague impression that hoxas figura tively groveling at the feet of it very liard-hearteil young psrson who xvould not oxen lift hercj osto look at him Ho vvondeiod inferably how lashes t-o curly iinild liido ojes to unkind. "I e.in baldly expect jou to foigixo mo , but I wi&h to toll you hoxiniuli I icgrot " Uogiot wbntV What bad become of the rest of that sentenceV Thocuptiin's xoieo iofui eil to bo Imrdined with the weight of an ) moio apologies and stopped xvork suddenly. He made an elTortto goon , but somohoxv imililnot. There was bllonto fora few long , hope- Its- , seconds , a sllonco biokon by Miss Merriam * \oioo , "It is veij shocking , ' ' she saidsevere- Ij , "Of I'oursojou ought tohavotold mo you xveio very soiry , but you did not have the pleasure of 1113 iieqimintunce. And of course 1 ought to have beeneov- oicd with uuifihlon all the xvnv up the liver to think that I hnd spoken to MJIUO ono 1 did not know but , after nil1 and fcho lifted the Inches at ln t tokhoxv that the ojos benoatli weio full of laughter , "after alldo you know 1m glad wo did not doit that wny. " Thoeaptuln leeovored his voice. "It was an nxxful thing to do1 he bald , w ith an av\o-ftiiii'k \ boluuinlty of ono w ho hmi Obcaned an nvxfid danger , "and if you know what I think of your gomlnet-s in forgiving It i pei'ially whon\ou can't lonli/o the strength of my temptation1 ! I said at the beginning of this etor\ that Captain Kvornid xvnit iiiipiinishcil. This , of course , is his opinion and that of Mis. Kvoraul , but it depends , on the vloxv vou take of matrimony. Sl'ORlI'lS ' ' OF LITTLE FOLKS , Fire Oletns Out Nowaid Ooagnn's ' Ilotol Where Now York Oainiat Usjtl to Rocst. TRAITS COMMON TO AIL CHILDREN , No I > llorciioo ( Metwooii 1'iliiec iui l Pauper All Kills nro Vp ( o I'riinks anil Ilicli lOlilei-H lln > e ( < > Panic. Cause nud niT.'or. M > mini Vnivltui 111 tn W A"if/io' / ' < i , j\ little ilinncr jiwty was In projie.ssdou-ii In low , \Vhlloubo\r-stnlis \ \ , ID the nursery , was a lonely little 1'ied , "There Is not hi UK left to dol' ' ho sighed , ' Unit dock H voii slow , \ ndlicn nurse Joes llnisb supper , sbowlll put mostraliit | ! to bed" "Xou-.ir tbc\'d lit mo play wltb that1" In ) looked up on tbo wull. And ( jetitl ) puMied n clialr nloiiK liefoio him , m he spoke "I icallvould not iniJcblof It , orvoiry It at all , And I feoliiuttcprottycaitalu I could mend It , It Hliroko ! " About live minutes after this the doot-bell mitf , nnil low The servant to tlio JnaUer whispered , "Sir , lie's at the door 'Iho messenger v > u rang for , " Keplied the mistoi , "No , He'sauiilesoniostupul bluadei " .Ami lie t.i j : nt of It no itoro. l'i\o minutes passed : asouiulof wheels , the servant came to snv , "Tliounrilago Is ii-walthijf , sir bollko it's loino too early , Hut tlui mauls \iry positive you uing for a "I iluln't , ' saM tbo master , nnd liis look and tououro surly. Iiitbcsiuno mysterious manner a policeman untie anil went , Aiuln doubtful look was grovvh'g ' now upon the nnstoi's face , An idia baJ ociurrcd to him of what thom m > story meant , And hoas just preparing to follow up tlio trace- When , lo ! "A burst of thundor-souuil ' the en ino drew up promllv , Closi ) followed by the hose-cnit ; and diio con fusion ( -roiv. Hut the master from his Ooor-stcp , by shout- Was in time to stop the deluge , nnd 'twas all tint hoiouldilo. j htraiglit\va\ \ tlio ahmi lie wont , and cap. turedMaster ; FicJity , \Vhnsoutieil. " 1 only ( js e It such alittle , IR'lo Jerk' ' I didn't mem to start It just to try if It was rcudj , 1 vaiitcd-iill I wanted ivus to sic if It would woik" ' OooKaii's Hotel ClnH'd. Coosan's hotel lias iicrnsancnth closed. Itsniinowas idelk-ato tilbuteto its dls- lovoicr , one SUIdily Coogan , newsboy nnd icsidcnt of no place in particular , and though tbogeaeiil public was not awnio of Its existenio , thotr.uisi'icnt trade of COOK U was of tbollvoliest kind 'iwd nightly tnxoJ , the Ciipiuityof that inoJesthostelry , Miys the Now York World Coopm'i hotel Is not Hi the dlroctorr nnd the closest inquiry ai to its whot'cibouts woulnbo nil In Viln , unlessjou should bnp lien toask .inowsbov * . 1'licu , if jour appear mice Inspiu'd suflleicnt conlliloiuc , he would tnkcou toMailstruct au\l , pointing to the front sheet \entil.ilor that curves upv/nul botuivn the ciatr.il columns on the noitli side ot the postoMi-c , would exclaim witli all the pithos of nn Intuit ( 'jhia Manus oon- einilitiii'tbe ( > nil nsof a toy C'aittiaRo : "Uit ' ' wuj ! Cooglu's Many months IRQ tliosa cinplovos of the postollico who \\orlcedlu the ha-senicnt found that the atniosphoio \ at times uuboii-.ible , and the ventilator wm put up in lospnnso to tlicir ccmpl.ilnLs Its width is about the foot. Its breul'lils four , unil when tlieeiipiuo louiucteil witb ills pul in operation : imi htv torrent of nlr rushes down Its inotul throat Ihrimi-hout the summer the \cntilitor Is constantly in action , but u-hen to ) oold whether conies la it U rarely used. Its oblong - long mouth st a-nds noirly tin feet above the pavement , but the boxes which are plnci'ii around it make It casof \ access One spoil-illy iol l nlK'lit Skiilily Cooiran , boiuuiL' bineathhis arm abntidlo of ovunln pupils with \\hloli ho had been "stuek , " wiiiiiliredthrniigh IVhll stu'ot looking for a coini'iiientnookla to repose until the hour for " - " sheets "t-ikinpout" tneiiioriilntr ar- lived Tlio sp no beneath tlio mail delivuy plutform whiih runs to the right of Iho northern uiliMiiiu hal long been u favoilto sloopinn plneo for Skiddy and bis brother lirofesslomls , but on thispartliularevenln overj inch of available spice hid becu pie einptcd. As tbosoinnifci-ous COOB.HIvrit ; - ( leillils wiiy thiough tha ei-.itlnjj lie was ( reeled \\ith uufrleiully piodf. llotooKttio nltit ana williure'v. At that time the war botvxcen the nows- hoysanU the postofllco watchtneti was in Its intiincy , althoui'll buidly an houi passed ilur- hiKtho il.iy without nn eiiKaponioutof some kind between the brass-buttoned oniclals and the handllti of the alloys The bojs nlntcil crapi , pitihed pwmics a nil did \\Uiilj \ \ irrltat- hij ( thint's diiettly under tlio noses of the foe , who retailitoU with hot cuts of tl.o lat- taii when they ( 'ained the \nntago. A ttimes a Park low pollcemui would saunter o\er from eltj hall park anil become sufliclciitly Intcicstud In tlio fr.iv totra\ely \ wave his elub iiml threaten the small ami bittcred sklimlshersxlth arrest At nightfall the hoj s would bo'lii ) to Rather in tlio postollico eorudors , and from that hour until day biuic thowatohmon spenttholrtlmoln roiitfiiKtbo enemy fioni thoout-of-the way holes and ior- nois \\hiehtho poor little chaps sou u lit to onjov u limit of sloop Mho spate below the delverj | platform was espCLiiillj well suited for the purpose Tbo corpulent wutihman could not got the shicwd nndiry small boy , and Inailditlon it w is vcrv warm. * Skiduj Coocin , thus boishlj itri\ca from hisfivouto refuse , shullleil ftloiiK the eoliblo stones of Mall stioet , dlscoiisolito. Ilisojo full upon the u'litilator. A funt cloud uf vnpornlmolt was sugirebti\o ofwarinalr and plenty of It " \\lth the wqua IJoa tliut tnmoutllilorwiis a sort of u elm to thatled diicctly to soniu Itluit ota bli/liif ? fnriiaco , SUIdily Coojran cllinhod iin on the hoses and looked o\er \ tlio edro. A uelieious pull of warmth Uow full in bit fuu > , und sinrin Into the dirkiic < s , Skutdy dlscovircd tint u netof lluht iron piulors filled ttiolhroitof tbo\onllUtornlio > itthreo feet below him Hodro\\ himself nmcKl\ over the cdyo anil vnnhhed CooKun hotil had boon ilsco\ore } \ < l Tor neitly a wc-'kHkidily slept aloiioupon thoilr ; < .1cis , ii\olliiif ( In compmitl\o \ luxury , but his sicrot was soon illsiovored anil ho was foueil to sliiiro his lodKlni.'s with as many of his filoiulsas could juclc thomsilves Into tbo 1 by I oblong. 'Iho bar * worocov- oicd with hopelessly worn out aitli-li's of clothbiKanil odil bits of utriiy ImiwiiiK that ttio pations of Coojjan'H ' iiuuiiKid to lay bands on No matter bow cold it v % as , no matter how Inul itrainivl , thoinslilo of the \cntilatiir u.is nlwuys warm and tlrv , and these foitunnto ouis who found .shelu-i be hind its tin walls believed thnt they were suiiounded lij a imiKidlleenie whic-li np- pioaolieil tholrulj palatial. A straw lllleil omkuij barrel In Harciav stieot was uotliliiKcomiureil to It Tliolaelt of acoinnoiliitloiis utCoo m's hotel was pi u- ductlvoof Inimmorabl6 lights lluioneiulo , tint of ihst come llrst icrved , Kovorned the obliilillslunont , ancltho lueky sK who cap- tuicil the tlrst piares ujioii the Kfatlntr usu- allv had to tlfht for them. 'IhoHO inidiilbt | commits botmyed the HITOI of Itioventlliitor to i lie nlKht watohmon , who In turn informed thopolke and thoofllcersot the soclot\ for the preu'iition of cruellj to chllilun of the of the boyV now htilinir phi'o. Kntpienl raids weiv initdn i.pon It and iiiiny of lt < linldtntM w 010 luiuled betnro local iniiij Isti itos unit iMiunnlti'd tolnstltutloiif. Hie MiitUator , hiu\o\oi , oiintmueil to ln populut until tlie mont IIro in the postiflloo bnscAiont , when Iho tluiiios swept mi ttio ohtito and fat illy but nod ono of the boi s w bo was sleeping In It , 'lids filnlueaed the pittvms of Coo in's \\n. 'Ihronof them \ciitiirul Inek auiiiu lust Tucsiluv iiluht and were ciptuied la the inliUt iiftliolrstuniliursM thnpolliv Wntoh- nun and poln-o nou Keep lodoublod guanl on Alnll sheet and tbo merry nowsbo } has bci'oinoa noiieviiluit qimitit ) in tliut nrlitb- boihooil Tin ) Htnoki'd nail tiitlouvl ruins of I'eogiuiN is nhon inor to boiomo Iho habi tation for wild boasts , nad Is fie.niontoil by n large and siuago 'I hoin.u cut Snld II IN I'jiH'r < ami ( lie I'nlt | r. As I was ascending the sit pi of theI ' / ' roil station , not long ago , 1 ncarU stumbled cncrii UTV small Inn soiled at the hot torn of tlioseontiil latiiliti ) . ' , suxsniltor in thuN'mv Yoik Herald llewas an Italian , aboutci bt yc.us oliiKu Under his arm was a couple o ( iicwspapors , although the hour for silllm ; them \MS bite 10 | i in Stoppluij on tbo landltifjaboveto llnlsb mef \ ir before huard big tbo train , I nmlii not'oiM ' tbo bo\wlio bad settled bis beid eouiloilibly upon bis aim and lay aiipaicntly fast asleep A limn oamo upHlairi , llngoixul a inoment at the lad's slJc , and tlien soltl\ slipped a coin In the bot's hand , inikini > no attempt toawakel.ini \Vheii Ins benefiutor's footsteps died aw in tliciirililn start oil up to cMUiilne thu coin , spit upon tt for hide and slnieil U : nv.ij The rumbleof niloxMicomliii ; tialn ciusod Inm to piiok up hise.krsand fall biek ii 'iiln into hissomnolonl attitude. A ooitiuii Infiin tlio r.ue peeped forth from his smudgy faiv aslt In ) nptuinoil , p.irthlly levcaled li ) the lllckornu ; ( jhro of the jjas Ills pipers duiglolearelessl ) midir bis left urin that liiinjf limply and dejeotid like by Ids slile. It w.w an olTeotho pose In Its pathos hitcrestuil , I still wnkbed tbo artful little fllllltl 1'assciiKcis bopin to desooad. T'lo ' Ilist , a prim , spinster like lemiilo , stopped short , niadod liim a coln.bado him keep the eh uiue. took a pa [ or , advhed him to KO home , und vent on After her flipped nn airy , fuir\ like miss , amid a Rreit ruslliiiK of hklrts , i.-idlant in beaiitjthat sot olT to advantiine spiultllnj ; jew els lad rich raiment She threw up her Innds In dismay and emitted a little < r ) of lioiror "Oh , ( JeorRO , " she eilcd , "sco there 1" ( Seorguas her escort Ho iMllanllv mosoat oueoto the situation DlviiiKinto his potket he ttiinsfenod thore- fiom qulto allttlesuinof JinglingUI.UIKO Into the boj's ' hand. Svnipath ) sooincil utlicr passi'iiKiis ooiitiliiutuii llueraii ) nnil went their ways leading the hey alone , Ilo sit u plight carefully lounud tl.o spoilt nnil then settled down ngiila lor nioro busi ncsi IIoi\ lout ; this lasted , whotlur the little follow bad euilu-il this scheme from Ins o\\n Innei eonv < loiisnossoi b. en pailioned so tosay into It , 1 hid no time to ascoi- tain. tain.This This Is but ono incident in a tliousind in met rnpolitnahfowliiebioveals that oharitnble licopleaio hoodwinked von often in their null sci Imi into Nlrkolsw t'l Vln "What aie vou doing that for " was asked of a down town clcv itor boy who was Indus- tnouslj haikhiKtlie edges ot u rlckul witb a sharp ku i fe , iei)0i ts tbo Now Yoilt World. " 1'utthr up n job on onoof do'L/ takes , " ho replied as ho started the cluiatnrwlthii iclocity that doubled up tbo knees of a puny looking man who u tinted to KO to the top floor. " ' " \Vho arc the 'I/ rakes J" Ho left two phis on the second floor and Mowed a ehowed wild at a incssciirer on i lie third tlien bo answered : "Homkei are do fellows wilt pull In do lolu ntdo ilovntcd stitioa windows 1 ) c\ \ ( Ink dor mighty slick in ni.ikbi'liiuiio ( ; , : uut do lu/y wcj ibjv slide it outnmkcs vou tired Hut wo folleis aie on to 'em U'o whittles slnrj ) odpes on a loin like dis and Hop * it down hnnl on do wood Do man paws It , hut It don't ' ral < o Ilo tiies it again , but his lingers slip off It's fun to see him KC\ \ , rattled \\hon dors a itlg crowd waltiu' . Tren of do fcllors had a iii.in wilil list night We inixeil up in a" o'clock oiowil , and each of us h it : i out coin Do tirltet linn w.w slidln' ihaiiKOlns purtliM when a. lad chiicked ilown a nickel with whiskcis on He pulled at it six times' and then hid to [ > Ick it up After a few people hid passed I struck liim wld a sbarponed dime. It took him u inlnutc to i ike U m and Kim mo eh. ingo , nnil n Holliua turn went up will abiRirowd pusbin' to irel through de pto. Don do inonoy ' .lippcil all rij-ht foi a minute , but another of do gnuf set down a hxed piece It stuck flno nail iloin.ui was o mad do station tiuinblfU. It's do last joke out nint' floor " ' I.CHHOII III I'utltlMIOSS. 1'llUlllt' OlMIJXllll'llll Dear Wind , last summer in the Holds Woptajcd topethci , you md I , You were the Kcatlest plamute ) then 1 o\cr \ had foi loir.pmy. Vou kissed inyihcok , yon stroked in ) hair , Vou seattereil blossoms at inj foot , Vou fannrd mo when the sun XMI- . hot , With pulls of perfume , iool and svcct. Hut now jou'vo grown so strong nml iuJe , > ly summer fiiend I soaiioly knou , Vou tiy to tear my cloak away , And drhe Into my laeo the snow. Vou pull ire , pintinp , hoio and there , And whlil mo loiinil and lound la ilce. ; Such spoils may no for stuuly hoys , IJut they are ( julto too lough for mo. Vou snatch my hat and punch ni > ehcelc , And pull my hair all out of cnil Indeed , you must romemoerVlnd , Vou'ro playinsr with u little girl. lalccOtlicr < Million. Since the suddnn and inglorious death of 1'riiui ) HaliUvinof Belgium some intciustliig stones me told of his childhood When the prime was qulto a liny bibo ho x\as deli- elously rosj andilbnplod.and ono of the most prl/cd soinonhsof turn at the epoch lies upon n table In the boudoir of thooounte + .sof Flan ders , In the foim of an o\qnisite 1mb ) hand , linoly hculptuud in wbitonnirhlohou \ the sculpturoiamo to take the e.ist tbo task was not eisy , for the little prime iMCinod Inebned to taku'ii cast of his aims and f.ico himself , for ho boi-'an ibibtlinr ( hisiosy dimpled lln- goisln soft , w.um piste , and iimld not lie poiMiudod to hold tlio hand rotjahodstill , hut sometimes iiidiil the sculpture , In his fashion by piling up miiio piste , somo- thncs by lO ruMily hluiliing H all on" Of coinso m cry nun laiiglud and onood ] ) the mcir ) tricks of thoileli hted lubv , who e\i- donll ) found tnls soft nasle the bosl of fun Theeast was llaallj iibtalaud with woudeiful hllClCSS vIlOll Ills llttlu 10) III IllffhllOsS WHS fast asleep Iloio is another story of a few yous later : SVlion about Hi run or four ) ears old tlio I'rlnco Hiildwln was passing ulonn.iaavoiuio , with his nurse and attendants , wheio tlieio womboviial M'iy laigotubes fjr water hhiK In tlio road Suddenh he was missed I'lio mjbtillodattendants were boioiniiiKMilnimi'd at Ids suJdiMi and uimploto disappear nice , ami called to him A moirv luiKb was the answer , and tlie little \o > ii.viir | appcued oinirgiiiK from ono of the reit tubes" has in tiiiveiboil 11 from one mid tutheothei , m liillottint , ' ii biiiUlon laiuy of his childish brain A Mu. > Sot I hem Thinking. Several gontleinen w 'io standini ; m the hilihy of a imtcl the of ir oveniiig whin a rather small sl/ed mos > ingor UD.insliud . in luidhandul ono of thorn u telogiam Pho l ontloiiiiin u'laiu od ill the clock us ho sk'noil tin lilank and said \\cll \ , 1 dldn t know It was that late , wheie Is tiinogobi ) , ' to , auy- waj' " 1'iiit ' k us a Hash cainelho ieplv fiom tint little follow , "Into etunlt ) , " nud plek- iiiRiip hli biwli honlkiil \ \ out The oddity of llio loinarli M ruck the men as fnnnv , and the ) laughed loudlv lit the blllo puacher foi u moment , and then the laui'h iliul unt on thiir lln undiaeb ono lookoil as though ho ef soinetliliiK1 lllie tint which ho had liiwiil wln'11 he s\n a boy . llriilal Mrp-Mullicr. Mis entile Hoclihlll of Oaldand , (1 ( 1 , was sonteiiced to paa line of JUKI or RO to Jail for HH > ilaH ) fur beating her little stop daugh ter Mis Koilihllltiether Insiuioor simply passionate , cruel and niili iiant , will pinhu- bl ) have to son o the full thioe months and ton duj s of lur Hontence , ns ber husband has said that ho could nut in would not pin her line , and no one else Is llkel v to I his Is the slorv tlio elilhf told on the tilnl " \\liippodino hecuuse I \\iis \ not tomlhif ! thecowsuiid lho > * ; ot into the grain Hold nnd 1 eouhln't ' iliive tlioicd eo\\ out When I toll liorsho iniito mo go Into the fiont IKOIU ami taku olT inchithes Then she t-ot a clothosllno nnd tiid nn arms and fco * tsho had a liorsi whip , aiitl she wnlnpotl nud whipped until she couldn't harill ) 111 ! her arms un ) mine " "Ijldu'llt hurt nwfulhl" "Vos , utul , but \\isirtasbadiis when she made mo Ilo down and jinnpeil o-i ui\ chi'Hl Aftei thai she iniiilc me take oil m\ shoes and stoiliings , and she got tbo poker and iM'.it mo o\er the Uneos and feet She told mi1 to n down In the collar , ami then t ran uwa ) I Imcu tvhat was In I ho evil ir ,1 blirtubof water , nail she wus goinc to tie my hands nnd led ami bold inv li'iid ' under until I mopped hieathintr , and then take me out until I t line to and tlien do il again 1 kueu It liecaiisosbodld II hofoio. "I lilt ) in tlio old chicken emip , and 1 was buiigr.v and then 1 c.uno bore " She told the nwful storof ciuulty as oiilml.N as could lie She lifted up hoi hair and stiowed whore her white foichcad was cut with a blow fioin a uioonutlck , When asked aboul other healings she an swered A n uu noi r.Mui > . "Mnininn was alwiys whlpmiiK mo because m ) little sister iii'issed up the hoi ii n last as I lixnl It UIL 1 luidto Ih It up all tlie time " I'niicy n tot of tb it sl/o doing houso\\iik. "Duit't ' vour iupa sav anvtblnn to lior about ill" "Ho didn't know , I ( juess. She never gave men chance to tell him , and she said she'd \\hlp me woise If 1 did. Ho was ah\a\sgood : omo. " She sild that for moic than a j oai hoi btipmother had beaten her for e\orthing .she did She iiad to drive the cows out ncryiiorn - Injr , and tin ) neighbors told of seeing this mite ol Inmiaiilty hnohiMilcil and b.uofootoil timlingtho iin\s thioutli ! the hottest < liis of sunimei ana the coldest , -Aetlist ilaxs of win ter She didn't whip nn little sistcis much i" saidlottlo. ; "Khuhippoil mo because 1 was the eldest and shesuid 1 eouldn'tdo anthing riifht. " All tluniiKli tlio reeltal the bravo little \\oiiian kept her ilour eies on the iiiobtloncr | She answered with a iliroctnoss and uitelli that \\iso.\tiaoiiliiiar ) ( ill oil llali's'1'oo. . Pour weeks ntro Mis I'lank Hauer of Miton.U , In came the iiioilm of a babv gill 1 'or tli it ha in hoi foui-jeai old son tnolt the limit intense dislike , a fi.elinjr that gio > \ stroiiKir o ci\ di ) . The iiiotlicr lift hn < lilldnn lopi'thoi in the loom She \ \ as irene onh a nv \ iniiiuhs but when she letiiineil the Ijiiln \ \ is cninn plteonsl\ . Continued < ihiK leil lo an oxai'iinatiou of the little thlnn's liodu hoii the mother uas honilied to dis-uner that the gicat toe of the iiu'bt foot had bein hittiii oil neu the llrst Joint liiu-u IMIOII II lor Mamma , Hartford I'ost " .M ) little Kill , how Uo out diessleoes fust' " jouinr your \ so asked n Master stiticl moiheibcn her child tanio lioino fiomchool witb u rent under her urin. " 1 Kiiebs llu holding up my hand so niueh to lot Iho teiichii know I ma ans\\ci the qu6slions , " was the quick response. t nlor Mu'ly. Hani's Horn : A small hoywholnppcnod to bruise his leg said lo his mother "Oh , inimina , how aufnll ) it must hurt to boa ro'ored ' man " "Hurt , my dear ! Win , what do ) on moan'Vh ' \ , don't ) ou know , I tiimhlul down this inoniiiiK and made thnt bliclc spot on my leg , anil it's ' jusl as sole as Hum DO nil tbo tune. " I II l''IMIII Illlt ( ilClll. A very modern little hey had been tolil the story of Iots vifo , "What did bo do with her aftcriNaid' ' asked the voiinJi bopofnl 1 Win , nothing , she toiminoit a pillar ol silt"said Ills instiucttess "Do yon Uno'v whut I sliDiild ln\e done' 1 should luuo eaten her with water crosses , " leplicil Ibis enfant terrible ) . \ \ \ ill I'llJ sll's. A little Hiiifror boy sui-piiscd hjlh his p-ir eats ami Ins school teachei not a little re- ceutlj wtiilont dinner Ho propounded tlio Mlouing scion title ii'jiMion to the tcachei ' \Vhiih \ is the iini-Ucst. | licit oriold' " The teacher was a little slow alioutontiiHiiga u ply , but llnallv she tlioiu ht heal was "I I.al is iifc'ht , said thu shut p yoimgbtor , "bccMiiso jou can e.itth u oolil. " ju\ , i.\i ins. ; . The llrcam shtl'i. Old S-ineho 1'ann vowed there \a * No joy compaieil to sleeping ; ; And to its soil ombraio w.is wont To t'lvo hinibelf in Keoping. In Sancho'sliiiiolho.woienot . then The nightgown or nijammur ; The ion of ma.l look piecedeiico Uofuie the Ilnceluwliiimmer. Ilnd faincbt ) known the icbedo ch.imbro , lOroscon the uibu ile unit , llu m\o > - would have left hU eoueh , Sleep uoiild ha\u been ho free ! Or could ho wake toila ) and note Thestylujinaiied number. Of silken , llni'ti , pongee , lau- , Luxnriou3 t' ° wns of blumbor , lie d wish to Ine life o'er again , Ho'd tuii Ids inonoy h.mel ; 'Jhut ho inlpht near the r.ue iluam shifts , AndMoiphuus appirel. Donl > li''i' < lil Tic' . In lies tlie newest thing is the "double- fold. " This isimpl ) obtained b ) folding the IOUB end of tbo four In hand twlco inslo.ul of once mound the shinier , asisiialh is ihe method , 'the knot of the scarf is thus made riehu'uml fullei-looking- miv be massed with llio hind in nnj ilever indentations to show tlinijinilit ) of the fabric to the host ad- Mintagos. Moie\or , it nulicatos Unit tlio scarf is a self-tleil one , a nit tliooxtiu length H-iiulied sho\\s tint tlio mitcrial is not skinipeil. The little deviation upon the second end unsof the long end may lie m Moved ny making the first cross slant slight ! ) iluwn- \MU d nud llio t > n end stralt-'hl iinosii , 01 , II a moiepiDnoniHul i-lfect is doslicd , hlightlv ini aul. Aiio\uiill , Iho necessity of the scaif pin with this tpo of scarl , tliut has bcon dlsiuted b ) the ultm conservatives , Is mnili inoie appaiint , mul Its position at the Intellect ion is booinl lopimuh Ni w MJ ION n Ni'iKai. . In neckwear lor men tlieio will linn prevn- loneeol matt giouiuts Ibis spimi. , with de- lachcil llgures spriuldod far apirt on plenty of pound , wilies the Uoinion correspondent of the Clothioi ami rurnishor Tl.ero will not ho marl ) so m my "all over" olTccts shown aalast season A number ol shuttle. " pittonm In solid lolors nro put forward with some bright colored ones as wull , A now tliiiin' in light smaiu ( > bis a tlnlloM'i or oilier hrUht spot wotlcod Just on the i loosing of each line \ Ith another. Among ; some boiutlful now designs brought out h ) the Buckingham's for I'arls nro sumo "wa\j" mutt designs on a twill gium.ii , the strliu' is of Hint ciinUi ) cmh t'Oiivoluslon iisod by Japanese ai lists lo lopiosiml M-U HUMS In twills are also prodiucd holl- coloied iloMitns looliiim' llki the wavjati r- iniiiking of a bank chci-lt I'liuio me also \\iu ) stilpos of altmiati ) "inatl" nu.t twill \\itliminuio "s\vncllcu" 11 ifulOh In color on the twill ti * i ii Itu ( , i ui il L uiuialaliiwtf aviix fun av.iii0o SATURDAY'S ' SPORTING SPICE , Novxsy ( Icssip Atictit the ( ireat National ALL AUOUr THE SHOULDER HITTERS , I In1 TinoU and Sailillo-Dn Iho Mat- Hess -sliiMdlng anil Shooloi-4- Koiiui'l .NolOH iiml Itroi'/ ) Itiiiis , MIlH ami I'loMdent Spoas Is a bit afiaid of Mllvv'nu- Uoo Kansas t'ltv will ho scon In the smno old uniform no\t su.ison Dell DullUL' will ho n line aciiuUltloii to the Minneapolis clnli What docs Ivans is City want with boHi Holland and ( 'iricnterl | l.iirr ) Tvvitcboll will ho n r.itlllns man foi tlio Western association. St 1 'nulls after a now thin ! hasonmtt. It H needed ore bad ci oituh for Insl voar. Millci was nnott \ ) jrooil sliorl stop for Minneapolis , but bo couldn't lilt woith a coat I'lckott and Walsh ' \lll blue the call In Iho \\istr.sthe favoilto sboiL stops -Spoiling Times Iliek Ciiri-i'iitorluis signed to platldn | base lot Kau < as I'll ) ii iiin Senslblo Kan sas Clt ) II .Inik Howe expects to play with Iho Lin coln team , its about tiino hu was showing slk-ns of life. If Milwaukee Is any btronger in Its idtch- ItigilopiMiiiint tlmu last j ear , H Is Koine t6 ml1 ! snnil. MlhMiukeoieloased a prett ) fair llrst liaso- nruihen It lelcnsed Moirissey. Siouv Ulty gnhliled him Mncnln and Oinib.i will plav foi the chain. ploiishlimr .Nebraska. Kinisiis City wimls lo dimn the \ ktnr If the American nssoelntion Is so ( load anxious uftei Western association pi i ) ins , wh ) dent it step out and got a few I TnoVesiein \ association oauld m-iko n hot ter ll lil and do loss whining tlmu thu do * sellers fiom tlio national agieomint. llunington is coming out of his wigwam by blow itegioos , anil mil ) turn upas u Kansas C'it ) LOW.UU ) when Iho tknveib begin to bloom. 1'iank Hinni'll cruilly suggests in tha Llcxol.inil Woihl thnt some tinstoes ma noeili'd to take uue of the pool old lion Ivans-is C'lU s-a\s U will nol be tbo highest s ilnt icil loam In the west , this \car Ills liKnly that Milwaukco will hu\o thai dis tinction Aecoiilingto this new scheme , St Louis Is tube cli on to the Western assoiiatlon Tlio \Voitcrn will not ohjicl , if Cluls Vou der j\he is lurrod The N itnmnl loiigue miisn't Inmghie for one instant that it Ims a "cinch" on tbo \\uiltfs i-'iiinipioiHldp Hag1. Hemoiiibor the fito of Hiou'iivn ' Mr. \ L .Inhiison and bis brlde-cloi t mete to honcMiiunii 111 Huiope. Thut Ion1 < i as If the clnneos fur aiompiomise beioviobiight. He is out of Ij.isohill. Little Mollie \Vclls , Slhci rilnl's udoillcil ihughtei , died of uphold fever last \\iulc tihe vns mi export seoier and a jcneiaL lav01 Hi * with the plajeis. Kd Will ! unson has re.dU letiuil and oi into business .U Chlengii with " .liinui ) " Woods , the one tiino ball plaerai'ii ex-mun- npecof the Memphis KeUs. Milwaukee has succeeded in eoir.illiifg a inli'lit ) line ti-ain , and their iinitulion this PX u'ir is to huiilMsiPthovfi.v nfu out of .llmmy Manning s LMIILT. Will the\ I The west Is i caily for the season , mil the pico is going to ho the hottest ninil of one. I'loin llio looks of tlio t'loroughliicds ' n bruising llnish is nioro than liKcl ) . Th 'iigbteou < iiiess iftecteil b ) the associa tion does not ilovotallm vellitli llio attempt to hind I'fcflorV.iKh , DnliMiiplo and ( 'oono > , eon hofoioai vas ileclaiei ) . Spoiling Tinici Liu ry Twilchcll and I ) ivo Uow e will not bo in one i ago together this sci-on after nil Luri ) goes lo Onmbi ; lOnseijiu'iitU the ubnlisioiial Lincoln will ho cut down at least . ' " icnts. Dave Howe scooped in a good in m when ho signed , Inliii Irvvhi John ! > a Float work"f , and in a minor league he h.is ah\a\ b 'on a tovvoi of stieimtb Ilolianillcii WilUobbmo In gr'Ml sh ip > ' a few \o ir- , iwo Theailoisof the unifoniH of the Ivans is City ilnb were i ! < cidod li\ a \oto in tlio I'.veiiing Tnnos of thnt uty The "funs" those hint ; suits and white tilimnings and white suits and bluett tiimu.iiiKs. ThcColiiinbiis Ilisp itch's pie i for pence Is met \\ilh laiistioMiitnf rejoinder fjom tlio Chlcairnroit "Never fear , old man. \\hen the ns-,01 nit urn is through with llio h.iirueilv111 luivn jieaco cnnugh , " A St I'jinl coiiespondonl 1- . still lidklng about tlio St. I'liul bill leani opeiiing tlio Louis\illo giounds.Vatknisxantsto calls him off or pilch him into tlio MhsNslppl liver TlicSt I'aul to un will do nothing of thu Uiml. rud I'anoll will bung his bildu oast. Ho ' wines 10 I'liisunrg lUiigiiu iiouiuu. i uu league xx ill cunic out on top , 'In they me Ihu tbo people ' I have found that out , although ni ) efforts against the league xxciuhonost and above boaid ' iV Now Yoik special to tlio Inlcr-Uccan savs "if the association is compelleil to cxacimtu Cliiciiinati. us now seems Illtolv , it will nrohibly lomlmit Toledo" Toledo viehledotue Will llio illy In Iho Mautneo listen to tbo shell again i Spoiling Tunes Knoll , Clailto anil Uaua van HID tlio onllOsCived Omnhogs luft un- blgned C'larke tbreitons'o go ovoi to the Aineilcan ussoi'intion , anil tlio fnns ot Iho ( iiitol'ity nro onlv afiaid that he'll i-hnnga his mind anil stiilt to them. So Mr Von ilor Hoist savs the A noric.in associ ition will ictaliatc on'tbo Western for all its losses Mi Von dor Hoist docs't want to think for a single minute that he will not bo taikling something a good dual bigger than the Ameilc.m association Turn rnllwool , once an jiposlle of the brotherhood Initli.isu bacKsluler lleohnino- term's "Albeit L. ' us the "iliamplon hiibo ball wiocUer , " and is I'luol enonuh to 10- nmiktlmtho Is "chii ping through his. hai. " Hut Albeit is now Li t him lost. "llis.iotiibulion fund" is what Al John son i illcil tlio S'.VIHM ho has laid aside to bo used in killing tlie National league Ten turns that miulixviis sjent for uuniiiinition last voiirnnil llin loa uo still lives. And now Allnil lias Itdli'il tlie American nssicmUnn. t'liailosll. IHrno Is thus iiioloi | ) : 'Tho nssoelntion shnuid not object uee.uiso any of tlieii plau'is muli-i i-onti.iet sl n with the league- . The plavcis bad n bcnitlfulcxinnplo sot tlii'iu by the sisaoclation , whieli broke a contract with the National k-aguo ami West ern assoi union. " j\ ball phivoi , C'lmilos II I'lnck , VXHH the ilofuulant in u I'h mouth iMnHs.i d Ivo no case tlds wci'k ICiiitu I'lai-U iniulu thiu'hnrgo that her bcgo lord Inul kept uooro just ono night alb r their wedding mid then UUup- ne.ucil That was live years iifO. She got iiei ulouso Sinn ting Times The Omaha i-oportois nro tu fiiivo u liaiidMiinoly upholstered Uox of thi'li 'own this hcamn , iinniiillutulv bchinil theuitobot'ti stiiiul The prnvlao Inld down by I'losldont MiCormlilt is that thov Keep it I'MliHlvily 10 tl-oinsohoH , and not uilm.t oven newspaper inon not etiuased la ropurt- ing tlii < gun.es H is is ban ly possible licit the Auu'rican asboohulon is not signing tinv wesiorn plivv- crs , Uucanso it "o.in't" M'n ) u t b u-r t'-i-y poislhle , jou know lf couiw , tbej aie the vvhltoit people on earth Kvor.vboJ ) knows that , mil If a lonl , nlco. fat lnokluu oall player - or woubl olu < r lo jiunp horn llio VtenUirn as- sociatmn , ' .bin iiiiKht bu iioiMiiutoil to tuko him It is > , ad to s n > that Miciiat I \ugoloinio 111 111. .1 'in , | \ III ; | n | > | H' | li il ! t ( b' i i nut is i , , tin. i ' , 11 , o In llils upoit ' ! s ii i nju I vi