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About Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922 | View Entire Issue (March 14, 1891)
12 THE O\IIIAA : \ DAILY BKIO : SATl MARCH K Ism-TWKLYU TACKS AUDIT St'XlA\ ' ) \ PAPERS , If Clergymen Write for Thorn There la no Harm iu Ohurcb Folks Rending Them. COMMENT IN RELIGIOUS CIRCLES , lion .M Inlstcin me 1'of.r I'l Mini of tlir lllhlf Still On Mlmt ( lirlMlnn Uork < M ii 1 1' Klftbf dotciinlnnllon of the o\vho upon ifniurtlnctlit-ii.- * totho ( K'oplu nt liir oim fiu'ts w iMTi-oUinlo tliu story tlut ltov.t. (1 Arimtr-oni'nf AllntiU , ( Ju , wnn .1. Willies Honth , Ilio iisiissln of Uurolii.vrit''s , Miinit I Iiilstcuil Thiro WITH no nmtorln nboii Mr. Armstrongmvo tlioso that wi'ro iinitloup obviously , or lunl tliolrortKln in PI'- raslfliml cocentrlrltlos liuimsHUntltti Idi chin tutor. lliifuco was \ory llko that of Hoolh.butlio VMIH 11 much Inrjroriimti th.m the iissmmii , and in for Ills nun-shot wound , lie \vasliinofitiiinlithllioiHl. Ho liail u sIlIT anil rroolictl Ifnerniul iMtrU'il nlvvays n stout utiok A fovv } uirs ii-o ( ho spi-nt soiiin tinw In CinolniMiti , niulMII luvusiMl of li.luxiia tlon Mini ovll nsscMl.it ton * 'lliiMoVIXH : i rluiu'li tilul a limit It. 1 Us frlomls stood wllli him , but the bishop was S.CMTO nuct nci-usiti oT inojudli'o. Onu of thi'I'liuivcs tluit ho ( nil vliitoil nwnniiiilin \vas not of fjooil ri'iiuto. It win truu lu > did so , but sho.is thoiloso it'lutl\u of ailimi IriLMitl , iitulliu Inul boon ii'qiicsUMl to hunt tier up niul ii'clalm horlf posslli | ) > As to Ihechnrp ! of ilrliikliiK luMiilniltli'il that holuul u bottle of Invr sent to Ills roiiui niul Inul ttvallowocl tbo coiit < Miti Itowiis s.ilil tolio u man ni oxtraonlii.iiry K\ftn \ us npuhllo spoikcM' . niul rspooLiHy mi lU'Ootiipllslictl t'lni'iitlniiist. Ills prlilu VMS uurtbv tliu t liil wMi < fir to , but it ii'sultcil in tin1 lUYiiuiiimlation of ti'stiniony Hint ho ivnsnf lilitli ch.iractiT anil well known urn ) Krv.itly luliniriM l > v m.iiiy . nf the most iirntni- iiont people in ( iooivla 'Iho ] iiunf tluit ho vvusnot U'tllu's ' Huolh wns In his lart'or fratnu. llootnwn.s slight anil iileit. Aim- Jti-oii ( ? was .so inucli liroiulcr and tlicper In thoi'lu > st unit shoulilcrs that theio is no chnni'o the two menu > ro tlio sumo. Ki ntft Illiy. Llttlohnrp , nt tli ) ery Hi ; sh.ill i oino in Rood tlino ; Anil thy svMinl-soiiK onhlKh lli h shall L'liiiao. I.iltlo h.irp , In his brain Is tlio lire , In his hand In thuswoul uiut the filn Uf I'oniui.uiil. Lilt lo burp , llko the wind Is ills. strength . llko thy soi.p AID his \vonts , to unbind \Valn I.ittlu h.u'p , If his iniTiin Ho unknown , yo snail licar How tlio - < tais toll his tame Par ami near. Little hurp , If unknown Ho eonioso shall sin How tlio st.irs of U'alos throne Him All * i ln > 'riiro'iiuioal SiMiilitaiy. 'Jlio lieisive notion taken by thoboanlof diiri'tors of the I'loslijtorlun thenlopiial ( ciuliiarj , ut tlio inottint'In-lit last Tuosilay , roinovi-s nil iloubt ns to tlio ostnbllshinciit of a theological sciillnaiy in Ouiahii The school will open uoxt Sopteinber in suitable rooms located In the i-ity. Tlneo jirofcsvors tuuo iilu'.uly been olcutcit mid a president will probably bo chosen iluriiij , ' thosutniiier. All the lemlhiK iliureli papers In the country hmo otlorcil wmls of Kood cheer anil eneomaircinent for the uow thioIOKiCiil bihool of Omaha. The In- toiler of ChiiMKo sijs : "A new tlieolof'ii\il scminnry at Oinnlm' I f the policy Is to bo followed - and it is Ionian llcooher H-IO | said ho did not bollevo In sending his eanoa to Hoston to buloaduil then OiiinliiL is about ri-ht ( In location. 'Iho \\nyltcoulil bo better would boloha\olt Boinowhiit futtlior west , but itlsnoodononi'li Xvhi'vo His Tlioy an ] starting out light , too , In a need plat of Iiuul , though It ouu'lit to bo laigor. 'J'ho ' gencious gentleman i\io ! fjhes l\\enty-iivo ncios wulil ni.iko . it IIfty. unit jet como out with the balaneo on the rlirlit side of his U'dorteii ) yo\rs fuini now. " The Cincinnati Herald niiiU'roMbjtor ox- pusses a vorj kind wish for Ibo ne\v onter- prlsc. It.sajs "Oui biethien round about Oniiitiaaio under the impression th.it then ? Is a call lo fouiul anew thuolotilcal somliury in that \lcinity. WhHostici'oxs in this uutor- piwvill t'oijulio iniK'ti hanl work , the tiino \ias probably eoinoto inaku tliestait , anil nil " rhoohuu'li "vill sjinpathi/o with the olfort and rejoice nuts au'oiniilishinent. " 'Iho Northwest I'rosbjterian of Minno- npolis lias this to-bij : 'Oiiiahu has established u theological school to train ministers for Iho elmiuhesol western lo\\a , Mebraslit and Kansas. At Hist thought main \\lll saj that \\o have ilhlnity schools enou b ' 1'hcio mo ulenty in Iho east , but thuo aio uono west of tlio Mississippi except one nt San Ki'.incisioln embryo , and this legionooippiisos the homo mission Hold wbiw ministers aio most jiocdi'il. Bosldes It onibnu-es two thirds of tbo area of the republic. I f thiTO mo needed a do/on divinity schools in ourcluiivli east of tlio Kathor of AVators , two dcuen will ulti mately 1)0 ) rcQUired In tliovoM. . " How Mlnlstim are 1'ornoontoil. No cl.iss of porsoiik aio moio snboctcd ] to annoyance of aiionjmons lettris than minis ters This is paitlculmly tiuo of thosu in tlio smaller town.slierotbu \ dominie's ox cry mo\e is cngcily followed by do/ens of eajrcr eyes. A HanlsbniK' , Pa , minister snid to a TeloRraph man : "When I Ihst entoreil the ministry I know there was always a , differ ence of opinion among conpngations rotranl- liilf thoininlMcr , and while tlioso ho do netlike like him would rofiain fioui sayliiKso openly they \\ould tliul some means of Jetting him know of their itibliko anil their method of ai.noyanco was the anonjmous letter. I do- U'liimieil to ncveriead an anonymous letter , and f nm confident that I havosuved mjself from nnnoyniico. U'hen I open a letter I nl- \vajs look forthosltrnaturo tirst. If the let ter Is unsigned urtlioroU anything suspi cions about the sijtiiatuio , r tc.ir It Into bits without reading it , and throw it into the tire orwusto basket. That's the best way. It sa\cs mo heait-bumlngs , ami I ainnono the worse oft for not linviiij ! road the unsigned Irttei-s ( urn willing to taVe tiuviec , ana 1 like to linvonny boil ) speak out to mj f nee , for I eonsidor siu'U a pi'oooedliifjfuenillj , but the anon vinous letter writer is never your friend Jin s an onemv ic.idy to .stab jou iiitho back. " Slllllljl ) ' > UMpaplTH , Tlio Outlook ( "A Sabbath ( JuiU'toily" ) ' says ; "Ono Sunday inonuii ) ; m Decom'ber the wiltor heard a prominent Haptlst ask a newsdealer : 'Hmo you a J're.s ( 1 % vmit to sio win Dr. McAitUurlsu Uiptist' ' It needs but a short line of logic to show tint it was rlpht for that man to huv the 1'iess on his xuv t cliuiiili , if it was right for Dr Ale.Vr- thiir to tempt him thus by writing for it. 'J'ho same Is true of the people of eaf\r \ Mcijnilnatlon in tuin , and of re ligious jHxiplo In toneial. ; If it is vrong to publish a Sunday x > aper these clcrgvinoii nro a jnrty 10 thoerimo If they are not the Sunday paper Is rlsht , and nil outcry iiKAliiht U shoulit ho stopped , i'roin ttiis tlmo fouvaid , Uajitists must not pass coniieiuimtoij resolutions nor liululKo in strong rhotoiio aitalnst that whieh their most tuily reprosentatlvo man purtielpatos in. When Dr. liobinson'.s mticloappeals , it must W taken as a'llui ; of tuico * by the 1'iesby- iciliins , niul a eohsailun of hostilities on their pirt npiinst what used to bo the 'supiemo fcunciiiy wicki'ilncM. ' "Tho bottom tuith In tlio matter is this , there tail bo no stnndaitl for Sunday obborv- n'ue , because thcio is no authority for It out Mild of church custom and individual choice. 'I ' them bo nothing moro than this on which o found 'Sabbath keening , ' tvor.\ thing must ; ull into the chaos of contradiction and luln. And slpco the blhlo knows nothing about the hotilnc of Sunday , it is uulto right for the i'less and Its compeers to lo publlslieu on Sunday and for these lovoreml gentlemen to jidiniluit work. But when thi\v consented to write tlio whole case was 'glu-u away , ' end \vliw tbo Suudny uapcv Is tbus voucliod fnrliv tiiiMneni'f highest i'h.ini't % r anil in lliit'tui > la these \arlnn * diMi ntiliiatlniiH. nil opposition toll , an sii'-ti must for uvn ci-me In Ulll lliMitil Art. 'I wish Vim would agiliti" nnc nwslloii f innrals In your ii-lix'ioiis di'paitini'nt , ' mini 11 liumilnent c'eiK\ ' nun to Tin llir "It is with iVK'ardlo the slianu-rnl displiy of luiinodcst piotuti's on tlio bill boards alum t the city Some of tno theatvii'.il i-om- Inmil iniis tluitlsitUiiialiieeinto taifo it for granted Unit the more indei'enll.v mull1 tlielr pU tuns appear On- greater will thelrrisli mi-lpts whi'iitlio tlmo for the perfoiiiintiio arrives Mnnvnflho most einsplcnnus bill boards and windows along 0'ir ptlncip.il streets h.ive hei-u dlsuraeed ofl.iti * with tile- tnruH of fomnli'llgmes asnoarH lindens they could be and have nny dr.it > erv at all over them. Thuvnic surpestlio of salacious and lascivious tlininrhts ami In fuel lint seems to ho tlu'lr only inirpise. Now 1 think that the i-lu coinu-ll shouUl ( irohllilt this sliiimofuldlspUj oflcions andlinmiual lilitu 111 Thi'to aieinan ) town * and elites tliionghoiit the ionntrjand some In our own slate wheiv sueh pii-'tures mi' prohlbitel , niul Climihii shoulil adopt an oidinaneoof thit lilnd. The eul iMTeet of such pictures iinoii the minds oMoum , ' iK'oplo is most deplor able. While the clh eoum-ll Is i-iiK'uued in passing oi'dinaiu-es for thcprntei'tlon of pmii- city , for the lonulatlon of niuulciDiil llnances and tholtiipniUMiient of streets unit alleys It seems to mo Unit snmctblm ; ini'lit ( bo ilone In that bed ) fur theproteetlon of tbo moials of on r \ on t li ' _ Still lloxlsliiu < h < > lltl > lc. It nny not DO ginerulh knows , notes Ihu ( 'imgrch'iitUmnllst , that tlio Alneriem coin- mltteoim thtni'vislmi of the Ihblo still Keeps up its oiKanl/alionand holds oecasional nuet- Inifs lly the terms of nfrreonmnt with tlio Knu'lish imhersity presses thoi'oinmltoe cm- 114 issiiu an aiithnrl/eil Ameile.m edition of tlio revised Iliblo till fourteen > en's after HID publlcatlnii of the ICiiKllsh tdition. Hut ten years hu\u \ alieuly passed , and the New Testament eotupanj can easilv llnisli its pienaratioiis fur an American edition beloic b'i'i. ' It is proposed to inoorpomte the Amerii'im iitiiuMiilix into tlio text , to furnish i hapter headings taken fiom the words of the text , ami the leTetcnces to iMiotutlons fiom the CldTentimeutln the New 1'er haps nlso the committee will select imiallel passages and make suggestions of other ihanees foi fntino use It seems to bo putttv u'rtaiii that befoto manv je.irs an ' ainen'iled edltloi : ottlio lovised Nc\v \ Testu- inent will ho railed for , and if provided will coiiiu into e\teusi\o use Fourteen yeirs' work hj thoio who will loproscnl the best srholaislupof the leadiin , ' iiennminations of Christians In this country , sa.vs the ( . 'on- ( 'ri'giuioiiansi , ouia ( ! IORIVO tosuenn version grout prestige. Hi-itinli Intolerance. Ono of tlio first nets ( if Kov K. Smv tides , lector nf Ilathern , presi'iits ai. os.triordinury ease of Intolerance Having become Involved hi a controvi'isy ulth a Primitive MothoJlst ininisti'r. ho sent a letter to him addressed , "Uoxr S Siiencer , limitcr 1'readier , l.onuhloroiiili ) ; " The epistle lontnlned this passage : "Somemen bear their elmrnitor staniiut | ofi their races Two or three per sons to whom you weio pointed out last Wednesday riimo to no alterwaidiind said they novorsaw a man who so evidently ear- tied bis cliaiaeter In Ills comiti-naneo ; tli.it jour featuics plainly betokened thoio was no meaniRss or low , ( iisicputanlu fnlscliooit of wliit'h.vou were not eapible , and this is very much the ctunirter of jour ert. " The new bishop of I'ltcrboiough is ape.ilodto | for his altontloii to IJexr. Mr. Smythles. Stau'i * KfleoiH Iti Cliiii'eli. The sexton of ono of the > 'rn Yoik iliunhus his recently invented andiierficteil a ; novel and , as he doubtless imagines , u strikingly eftoctivo piece of ' Imsiness. " savs .Imlge. The interior ol the ulitlee Is always bAthedin niluu teligious dusk until the time for tbo collodion. 'I'hcn , as Iho router dellv- eis with dchliorato sonorousness thu winds , "l.-e-t join r light s-o slii-ne bo-toio m e n , " the /e.ilous funetionary throws the thioUlo wide open and du//les the eoiiKt'egation with tin ) eombined refalgeiao of a tlicms.uul g.is- lilits ( , proJuciiiK au effeet similir to the thrilling moment whoii the man In the ton . ' theater " do calcium ( 'allerj ot n Uovvery "ttnns cium on .luhot. " Itoiiirll oil the IJ IJov W.I1 JStnnford , editor of the Hviin * uelieal , published at Harristnirg , 1'a. , who preached to an nmlienco of 1,000 people in i'ibeniver Kvangcllcal elmreli , iniido a stite- inent that ireated ( juitoa stir and no little amusement among his heareis In remark ing tl..it ho was willing to go wherever ( ! od sent him , ho compired himself to a horse , on which ( Jed puts the harness and louls him in his own good way Kov Mr Stanford s.ud ho was willing to be led by ( iud , and them turning to a part ) of clcigymcn who sat near linn , ho said that if ( ! ot so ordained "he would latlior bo ahorse than n bishop. * * The expression mused a smile to pass tniough the audlonco and a few said "Amen , " ( 'ur He The benevolent contnbutions of the dilTor- ent evangelical denominations in the United States for the year Ib'JOweroas follows ItaptWs . * . ' , : . ' , iss Protestant Upi copalians . i.tis'.i.H ' ) ! Methodist Dpi.scnpalians Presbyterians Noti-H. KvaiiprelKt Mooily is holtUiiK n very sue- cess f ul ro * . ival meeting In lioston. Cl'aulinal Tascherc.ui of C.iiiiulu relolnatcd Ms sou'nt.lirst . birtlid.iy on I'olmmry * Jii Kov C5. 0 , Waie , rector of Cinamiol cliiuvh in lli-.uUvooil , hns hoen appointed dean of the Hlai'k IlilUby Bishop Hiiro. The Mould oosjiel ( ! Libcity is the oldest iclisioiis nipor intho countiy , hi\ltij ; been established Soptcmbci 1 , ISI- . Thcio are two llaptist churches In r ondoii with ovci ono thoiisiinil niciuborsMr. . Siui'eouS\vithfiirilana ( ) , Dr. Uliflrnrswith 1-i'Hl. ' The next Bonci.il conferi-nco of Christians of all nations , con\onoil by tlio l'\.iiit-i-llt-.il \ nlliuncoill bo hold In Flion/o , Italj , 111 April. .ImUo Dixon ici'cntlv dceiilod ugalnst the city of 1'assail. , X , ! . , whoso ooimnisMunerb uttomiitoil tn i-oll'-ut taxes fiom rat. Nicholas' p.iroinlul fccaool , The apent of the Society of the llolv Childhood in the United States icports that during the hist six months of the year lb' . 0 tlsX ? ) 15 as collected Thopopols ilisplcuscd , acooiding ton re- eontfubloillspnti.li tl.e last nomina tions for Imhops of tlio Catholic church in the United States , This , it is stated , has oc- casioned the delay iu confirming the las t nom inations. liivangelist limrlson is closing a successful series of meetings 'n ' Seventeenth Street Methodist I.piscopal church , this city , with serviies in eoinmeinoration of thoiontenary of . .lohuVesluy , Theio is to bo a holiness comcntion lasting thieodajs. Tlio archbishop of liraga , who Is also pri- nmtoof I'ortugal , has coin plated all arrange ments for the. . ljortug ese C'atholie congress , which opens on April 1 The chief subjects for discussion are the temporal power of Iho pope , tbo views of the i lunch on the various torins of povernment and the organisation of Catholic societies , It is stated that the oldest church in Louis iana and tlio Mississippi valley la likely to drop into the Mississippi river within a few days. It Is the church of St Francis , Koinau Ca'tholtc.m I'onto Uoupcu paiish. The church was erected in 171" . It was then a long ills- tame from the liver , but the waters of the Mississippi havoencro.uhed upon the hanks and lamed away thogiavcardaiid will soon iugulf the church itself. The Newark , N .1. , 1'resb ) lory last vvoelt considered two overtures made by the gen eral assembly. Ono declares that " \Vomen served the Apostolic church as deaconesses , whoso oftlio and duty woio similar to thoao of deacons " The other concerns a now sec tion , that ' De.ieonossoa m.i ) bo elected to ofticeln a manner similar to that appointed for deacons and set apart by prayer. " A majority of members thought that thcio was no SuTiptuial authority for the declaration in the llrst section , but tbo second xctioji vvtu adopted on a viva voce vote. SirW Mulr lia * been analyzimr the inllu- on co of .violmminedmilsm. lie makes the evils throu 1. Polygamy , divorce and slav ery are maintained and perpetuated ; ' ! . freedom of thought and private judgincnt iu religion arc ciushcdimd annihilated , ; i. A burner is Interposed against the icceptlon of Chiistlanlty. He adds. " .N'o system could Imvo lieen devUed vvltli moro consummate bklll for ( .hutting out the nations over which It has sway from the light of truth. The bwoul of .Mohammed nud the korim nro the most stubborn caomiea of civilisation , liberty uud trutU wlilcU tUoorlil has jet Uuowu. " SOMEI'IIIXC TO UlCll ABOUT , No Jliltor Ho.v Ohtu YJII FOJ ! Horj's Oh.\ncjto bo PICKINGS AND STEALINGS OF WlfS , I'n mi ) > riilnn < fiat An : I' A run ml niul with \Vliioli Nun Will be Ili't ter A 'iiiiilnleil | Tlirou ill Voiir 1'ili'nils. One of his shoos il'ippod liiwn vvoinun bent- Ing a ciruet on a clo.ialng day , and his hat brim lestod llghtlv on bis < nrt , vv'lli ' a total dUregaul for tno irovvn , when ho i"teii'd n Larimer stieet olothliig stoio thoolhei'daj , leptMts the Denver Sun "Ha ) , " hi's.iidto tliocloik as ho eame up to wall on him , "how much d'ye reckon that stuff s worth" ' Anil ho Hum n handful of veiy ordinirv Doavei' illrl down on the counter 'Hie eleilc insneelol it a niliuito and then turned a auspicious cjo on ttie si ru neer. " 1 should say It vvasvvorth about onetenth ptrtofa cent , ' ' ho replied " \Vell , I want .1 suit of i-lnlhes for it " "Sieheie , " and the young mm in clean linen grasped a c.ino and ie ineil over t lie i on liter , "Diiirt vou tiv any ol ) oui Him- Ham tili'kson nw I guess jon'd butter be going " "Th.it's all right. " as lie moved neater the ilnor , "I nlvva.vs t bought this llrm was a friuil , and now" I know it. Vou advertise ilot lies'cheip us dirt.'niul now when 1 brine inv good stull inhere , vv hal do 1 get i These advurilsoinentm.iki' mo siilc. " I'.olili-il Hiiin-lC. Aciording to Paul Mariiey , theie is .1 most original iinthod of ml\iiij ) drinks In Ari/ona , sajs theSm I'r.iiii'lsco ( 'ill. "Now , iliiwn m Tombstone , for iiiitimce , " he s.iid , "if a mangoes Into i s iliun irnl orders a eoi-ktall ttio b.iitender im.ni'iliati'iy gos ) to work and mixes up a decoctlo.i tint is simulv awful to OLliold A sin ill quantity ofi-verv thing behind the b.ir , In.M'idlng popper and Woivistewhlro smee.giien In vvltti reckless Impaitlalitv , and the result is a.-oiiipnund tluit will kill a I'i'lto In Han in qlick ofilei1 I thoughllesslv pmireiloiiudown beforebieali- fast and I found niysell twont-four houis liter Induslrioiislv "tilling inv motioi from tin ; nnekuis nt one inlr of I ) mtlloons and transferring It to a-ioth nIn short I was nctmlly tijlng : to rob myself. " Why the V inClosed. . Aur l' i/i / .Sim limits HoyViis \ vour n.ioa out in the war ! Small's Hey N'o , but ho wanted to go , anil ho would b.ivo gone if the ) had needed him. limit's lov- ! ( ) ' Small's Hey Was your papa out In the vvarl limit's Hey Well. I LMICSS so. If holiidnt been they would bo ilghti ng now ( "DII I.IM , i ti'.lltiT. ! , < ] ! ' * ( dlrinlil. Ruslness Manuer-HroHii vviitcUs to stop his subscription to the paper. lOditor- Dear me. tint's bid ! Jiusiness Manner vVell. what ni'J lnolv ingso bine about' ' 1 suppi o wo can gel along without liiown I'Mltor 0 , yts , but I vva- . Just thliiicnig how hard It would be on Smith Ho w is an solutelv dependent on that paper. .tint iMinoiii.il IMni'pliil - . ; c < ! < ) n ' < / ll'm/ilui/tiii / Mis Smith Why won't she marry htm' ' Ah Smith -His family objected. Mri Smith-Whvshe was a gieat f.ivorlto . witli thorn , I thought , when 1 left Mr Smith Hut shu hadn't met his wife nnd children then. Vim n . \ l\Vlt \ Jl. "How old is ) our BMtidlathctl" ' About seven montlis. " "Kevc-n wliat1" "Months The old boj's in his veroiid ehildhood. " _ Consist enl. A woman on the witness stand In a I'romli com t was asked her age , and misweieiltli.il . she was thirtv ve.irs old. 'Hut , " said tlio magistrate , "did you not tell mo you vvno thiityvhen .vou nppcciicd hefoie mo tvu ) yeaisago" ' "I thinlt it very llkelv. , " .sho reidled , smilingly ncknov. lodging her falsehood - hood , and not nt all ab ishcil. " 1 am not ono of tlioso women who say ono thing ted ly and another thing tomorinw. " J'licOlu Man's ' XOHI- . JilMVDiI.iiinjuxiii / There was an old man \\lio took snough , Till his nose hid hid mme than enmif < h , When It snailoct through a. sne.ise , 'Unit U hud If > ou please , Kostomaeli titall for thostongh. I5ut thoti'st.vola top r aiovvs , Knragcilnt the cheek of his novvs , Simtihed up a bandanna , In tv ilespiiate iiimnn , And siUnced the piotestvvith blows. \ % ' mil is The Arizona Kicker is nrouil to annouiuo in its present issue that Colonel Gildus , the indcltitiuiiblo ami eminent piesidentot the ( ! real Western I'aro ICxiliange , will begin the election of a handsome bloclc ofstoios about A pill I , Ml. This news Is oMluslvo with the Kicker , as all important local news Is. Colonel Olldorsi canio to this town so poor tli.it he had to borrow a sand bank to sleep on. His 1)1111 ) lilies \\eio Hist Drought to pv tillo attention when ho bioko tlio post master's ] aw. He next killed aeowboy "over on Seott's Run. followed Hup by planting McCoy , the bulfbreed , hi cood'sliapc and in n vear had \von \ a high place in the esteem of Ills fellow townsmen Nothing succeeds like success and nothing brings success so rapidly as Hustling _ iliist I ike a Woman. A vvotmn with a letter In her hand was feeling nil over the Iho alarm box at the corner - nor , savs tlio I3ctroit Free Press , when a pe- dcstrla'n halted and asked * "Want to turn in a lire alarm , ma'am f" "No , sit' ' " she snapped. "Want to mall your letter , then1 Well , _ M "You Intend to saj this Is not a letter-box Of coursult isn't. No ono thought it was , I was lust seeing how the wires were coniieit- od to woik tlio alarm" And as she sailed off down the street look ing for a lultor box a bad boy shouted at tlio kind he.ntod imin i 'Left left did you over got left. " In a St. Louis Sunday Suliuol. n'nnlilnijtiiii Mur. TeaeherVlicro did the devils go when they vveio cast out of the man < timall Hey Into the svvlno. Tcaohei Coriect. And where did the swine gel Small Hey -To Chicago. M { Mulct ) Somovvlieie. " ( lot line boys Here , " tolemuphed Sprig- gins to hlsvvi'os mother , alter tlio amval of hisllrstson and heir , us tenoned in Drake's ' Alaga/.ine , Six hours later ho was surprised to see ! iis mother-in-law walls into his cilice , teaiful- eyed and sad of face , ' ' 0 , Joseph ! " she gasped , "Isn't It too per- focth dreadful1" "Dreadful f 1 think its franu ! " said Sprlg- gini , in the vauntingprulo of young father- need , ' ( ) , Joseph1 How can you say so I Is Manila alive * ! " "Whvcertainly , , and doing splendidly.1 "I'm "surprised to hear It ; I supposed I'd find the poor girl dead. It's the avvfullist thing I ever heard of1" "WhyI1 said SiiilifRins , resentfully ; " o thought youM bo tickled to death. " "Tickled ) I've ' ctlod over sltieo I got the telegram I wonder how ) ou can huso c.dm and I'd llko to know what poorMamio Is to do ! O , It is awful1 1 just sat with that tele gram onmv lap nud cried all the wav heie. " The telegram fell from her ttembling . Spilt'b'ins picked it hands nssho spoko. up and read : "Got tlvo bo.vs here. " A riiciitiin-ii il Iclolo. AiidiK'rf Ittiilin. "Curious vvlntorpuononicnawohavo here , " remarked the St. I'aulito to the visitor from St , Louis. "You uotlco that Icicle up there on the cornlcoof that eight story building < Should say H was tcu X l lent' . wcll.iUls Of all fornuM' efforts in the display of inriclunuliso. The rtiiiio liMiiih ; of our nui tuficont show windows on the 151.11 street side , utillsi'il in the \ md exhibit of out CM ion nous Spring stock of The steady Incren-'n in this branch of our bnsiniss has now rebelled such proportions an to ncccssitntc our purcliisin1 in cur lots in order Lo supply earh season's doinand in Mats , the same as in CloLliinLV ; \ arc prcpafcd to fit all shapes and sizes. Our Sprint : ; stock embraces all the new blocks , shapes and shades , from our line of Derby's at $1.50 , $2.00 , 2.5O , $3.00 , $3.50 and $4.OO. You Ciin select both qu.iluy .ind style , equal in every rospct to tinDunl.ip or Knox. In our li'ie of Stetsons , Crushes niul Kimdcbiut \ sott hits for < riieiil wear , you will find prices the IcisL consideration. In our Chilchen's Hit dcpartnuMi1 , every mother knows if there is any- tiling new in the inaiket , she will bj sure to find it here. The protiactcd cold weather has by no means retarded our prcp.vtations foi sjiriny in ibcelothin line.Vc are ready for you with a supeib line of Spring Overcoats Sprin ? Suits , new effects in Trouserings , and a most complete - plete and novel line ot Fur ishintv.no d . Don't ' Fail to See the Hat Display , Cor. 15tli and Douglas. MOIH-I , t'licei'fulh llrfnndi'il niuM T ( 'isc-\V In re Mil ) XOT S.MIs 9 a jst. A. A. "w * 1 \f * A S. W. Corner 15th an :1 Douarlas. RELIABLE CLOTHIERS. CURES DISEASES WITHOUT MEDICINES. Patented Angus ! 16,1887 , Improved July 29,1880 , , ( Init ltd ! lth Splnnl os'licit uith "Jplnul Ai > plhinc > o K.IHI , Ankle nii'l \ i in Itnnilb Aiuu lic-l. - Incoiporntecl Juno 18,1SS7. Kim' , Atit.li : uud Arm liuuils AtUuljeJ. & ( * Wtlk\\V UA A firio , KM Dr Owen's ( iiilranlo Iloltand Siinpin'ory will euro the following 'li-e.iscaiiiil all others ol n nervous clinniotcrItlioii . inutlsnior nny kind , SciaticaI'arnljhlH. lip- ilopny , Splnnl DtxcuscK , Ht. Vitus Diiiii-c' , Iliipht's DIs- ca.c , VlliiI Kurt Hi Liiiiili.iro ( , Uononil nnil Nervous Debility , < 'o-llvonosB , Kldnc'i -is , Ncr\iiis"ibp ) , IroinlilliKr , Wnstlnffof tliu Hcxlv. all < INea's cniiscd from liuU'soidloii in Voulli orMuincd Mfe. Ncivous 1'rostiutliMi , IVrMinal Wcuknuhs or Kxhiiustlon Tomato ( ( Hnilunt- | ! . Inflict nil iieivoiwdifscii'CBiiiitiiliilntr to Mule or Ft male * . \Vo clnillciit o tlio woildto nro- ( into u belt thiit 111 com pat p > \ I tli It 'lliocuiu'iitls 11 ruler tlio poi feet contiolot tliowcnier nnd can be inailo M IIl > | ) ap > s , writtc'iiliy upliMlitiiiicil o\ -r li.ity scars'i'\ieiloncH' . which will he scat > m. frl\lntr'full instructions hiivv"to'triut you * self with Ui-otiii il.vwithi.iit thi-ii'd n | iv-iilijRli'imior the n-unf nioillclm- Semi ulsofoi upulrof Dr. OMCU'B Kleotrlo Jll'OlOSllli \ ll Will I'llll JIMloKloilt.rillllllillllR , ( rainpiilll tilt 01 ll-K'C , ( ll''llilffl-t ( | nnd nil wlnieallnr wnte use in list IISFIIIIMI Ihov will ! < i-lvi nil lioiieM opinion , and If thii lit It Is n < totlielruiso ( hey vlll tiofoiuUlsoii , lni-n'at aiidiirs. dill oi \ \ rite to tlit doctor , t'onr'iiltiitloniit tin , ollla or by mull frut- . How to obtain llelts on iiilrty dajsvtrl'iiiVeu ± > l ilgo buolt. aiUNTION 3O6 N. Broadway , St. Louis , Mo , \orv \ inoniiiiponu Ui tliUo that dropped nt Sim llonc.siih \ lutsini. ' . anil the point struck lilin siUiire ) nn top of the hi Mil It wont tlironisli him HUe u slmt nnil iiiuin-d linn to tlio Mill-walk , bull upriKlit , as still us ,1 stituo" 1 Kill lihnf" "Haiilly. A * soon as tlie li'iclc incHeil ho nolkcilutl all rU-hl onoupli. Sec' ' " "An uxtiionliiiiry : e.ciipe , trnlv peihaps an IsoliUod ruse Hut J Mionld think liu r.uuldbc liable toinUueolil Innn tlio duufrlit liirougli lliolioloin iiliboilv" ' "Not at all1 You see the wnitor illniato lu-ro i so dij that " "Bush ! ' A QIIOIIOviMioat , r > lll/l'- / ( OMIJxIMfiill. A voiy oh ! man \\lio ualkuil out In a storm 'IhouKlit bo'ilcnr a brass knoiKor to Ucep himself win in : ' 'Hec.uiso ' , " said ho , "I can plain1 } sco An otitsklo wrupls the thi UK for mo ; Anil n Knocker is made lor ru outslilu up , ho puilmpsli willseneloracoiitaiul .ic.u1 ( irc > at t ] in | l.ttr. Tom fa ilvali-Hoiiif , ' n clorpMiiun , you li.ivolicttoioppoitiiniticstli.nl mn-t liaeliei. ors to llntloiit tlio ir xiil niul uud nimlltios of tlio vouiiK liirtlos in j our roiiroMtioti. | " The Kov.'hiti'tlR \ -lIo\v so ; Tom Vou ut Ui > t luuoii cluuicclo ells- cover \\hkliuf \ \ the uilN snoie. l.ili-riiv I'nrc IU \nllt SUM , Spacer -I saw Old IHnljs , the pool , today mid bo was ns fja ) u.n lurk. ICilltor Aiiythiriff 1 .ippoiii'il to him" " Sp.li . 01Ho liasa si'licineof c.illahoiatton , IfhoiMii in lUo It work li > Is to touch the milt > e , TOIIIIJSUII to ilolho reit. Ill no Kllihon Hull , An IrNli doctor ruucnlly iepro\ed a Iric'iid for his too llbui.il ILSO of braiulj. "Hah1' snltl the latter. " 1'vo drunk d it MIICO I \\iis a boy , mid I'm sixt * , . " "Vury llkclj , " 10- iillou tlio doctor , "hut If you'd ni-vor iliank of It poiliupsjou'dnow bo seu'iiti ' " ll'Oltllll 'llllllMII/lf. / Mis ( JothiKClovo- Harry , you aio sadly cbani-'eil slneoo woio nimrioil. When .AOU used to como to sui ino you always spoke of liriw dliort the cvonlnt , ' heoined Now you hardly ovcrspoml an evoniii * , ' at lioinu , Ml * L'Ott.lROU O IlUt lliy OVCIlIlIB * . SCCMIl sboitcr than over. llriilhiKc llio 'Iiuiunc. Itiifltiiiiitn Dolly Ohattciliy Such ustUiid time asa liail at the Sowlni : sodtty this aftornoon. All the nirls wore us iniiin in mice hardly a word spoken the whole tilossi-d time Mis. Chatterby it possible * What's the trim blof DoilyVell , vou M > O , most of the fills have joined tlio KIIIB'H Diiunhti-rs Tliu * . "N'ovcr hpt-.dt ill of havo.i motto , you knuw , iinvtaily. " or boinotliiiijj of that tint Us too ildlculous. Ma Uia's Vlneyafil AuraiiT" The conir nicil man m the poorhouse hat the jnccostuch Ubbttll AND IB nov plea nnt to tulco , us ! is roni- popocl of nil the iiiodioltml ciualitioB tha * uo ; to make now nnd rich blood without c mpolling the consumer to pay $1 $ A BOTTLE FOR ONE-THIRD SIRUP which can bo bough * ; a .y Wi ere for thirty-flvo conta n gallon. JIB nllnur- etvpniillns aro. BEGGS BT.OOU FURI.'IEUaul BLOOD MAKER is composed ot pure moJic in , and al- li wa the purchaser to add syruo , wh ch is ad visa.I whoi : given to children. K yiiiirill utlu'lst due- nut l.ii < | i It , ueipl no siilistlliiu * . Iml iinli'i din-it fuini lli- u Mti ; In. I'll ' 1117 MlrbiKin i hi.MLi : , III and Ilii-v "ill foiwii.i : . \pu > pupaid one bot- tli fin 1 i sifurf i Ho Ojftr l" iii Iti > in ill/ If'lfrJHMflM / Stlfttlf ttt 7.l/i / ill Mat In iit ml Hi ll < l , "MOTHER'S FRIEKD" Ituli.i < HII/IIH infill < > / ' iln J'nliif llut'i-iir < MII ( lll&l , , Aft < I'lHlllRlini' bnlllrcif " MolllIT- Idlll" I eulli-ri.l lull Illtle pi.in. . ami .11 I Iml \p < ilt-iu-Dlhat HtMNn.ss nfli'ru.iht iHiul In nucli uisisMitj. . SMK lUot , IJIIIKII , .M.i Jim. I5lli , 1-'J1 Sent liv i' | iri ss , iluvri.iii | u < | ul.l. nil r < cilpt ut - JI - 1 ATLANTA , < ! \ . A I.I IHll'H ' .ISIS. PAUSE ASSERTIONS aninali ! > y uiiHrrtiimlous in null a < lini'iiiaiiii ill ali'is in p.ir.niii I'l.iMrM lizard In , " t In ir . math v jiiitt > n 111siiN's l' | \ STl IIS ! liu tin unly uiii" * iniliir * * ! d In n\ir 5 O l iilijkli'ialis and i > ) i < irniu * i&ti * | I\NIIH U li /I nl nnilah..111 iiu.l KU.MI. ) FRENCH "SPECIFIC. A POSITIV/C Bnrtpennantnt CUREIor all cllseamottlieUHINAMY ORGANS. Curct nhcroolherltcatmtintlaiu FulUiroclions nllheach hotllc. I'rlce , one dollar , See ilgialuro 01 E. U STAHL FOI Solo By All " ' " ' - INtiTITUTbl. K irtlii ) tnntnii-nt--f ll rilltOVtr AND SI ni- ! ASS | linn1-- * Viplliiui | ! i for Dc-foranlU11 ! an I Truiii'ci Unit friirtlltlixt * iipur | itus tn I Hiniillin foriuci vufiil In'111110111 of HVI > ) formcf ill i-n < o ioiiilrlni ) : MiilliidururiilOBl Tri'HlinonU NINIJTV linOMs h > lt I'VI'II'M' , llnanl unit Vlli-inliinro llit.t Ai uiiiiin * it ill .113 \ Vi4lYrin ( lur rlrcu ! iri on li'iiriinlli" ( < anlllnui'i 'rrn < c > H I lull Hi-i-t , I'm v i- ' ' lurrs ofiliin ( I'l In , 'I'mimr" , rniucr ( . ilnrrh , llnincliltN Inliiilatl.iM ih' . l-l.-lt ) I'liridyili Kpll * ! ) > , KllncjM , Illiildir r.e ) Kir , Skin and llliin.l , niul nil Hinvlrnllipi-nilliiii * IMMflSKS OKMMiN ) : u | ii-clnlt < i Jim k IIH IMi-n > i' ofniuvn \ \ KreiV h.iiliili'ljr ri.lil.-d i lyliu In | ) IM irtniiMil tnr Woaioii Durlni : runlliii-mc'iit ( Slrl. lly I'rUiilc ) iinl ) Id-It l I Mi'.llial In-lKiili ! .Muklni ; "lit' . I illy u ! PHI S'n ; DM.sii. : . All lllni.l . Dl'i-u-tnt uiTix fiill > tn-HtocI Mi-llctno or 1111111111101111 * i-nl l > > nnill . .r i-xpn-m noiuroly pnok.-il nn in irki In Irulli no rnnli-nt-i .r . M-II liu tin.pcrminu. . . Inli-rvien iirvfu-rruil Cull unl cnntult n-iiiroi'iiil lili.ii ) .if jnur i i mil .i . III n-nil In Inln wt ii'pi'i ' - nr IHIii'v I'D Mi\ : 1 Iti I mum ITI \nl ' spu lal < T N.'iuua Dintiiej nlttiiiuOHttun IHt Ailitn-hsiill Ict'i-M to Dr. A T. Mr-LTcUjhlln , President , and llnnii-y btroots , Oinah.i. a H. isnitit'S LITTLE VEGETABLE PILLS , , ' , , r .11 n , ahovo A u < ] ntlirr ( Knur lilt- * Tl-y A JJHT iMtuti uti i / ml drlpii i , BlllulIt > UM ) ( Ut . niul | iur * 1) u u * tu * Mt , Unik'r 'iii | > . 'um ! ii of * . ( Ki > tutltn in llKfinnjH io CalK m ! * . rj itifiu , 1C > till U , In , .a. hiinl. . Sick , Headache unUulutflyiurtHlty 'DrJjbb'illlllehgelatlePllh ilivl n fur < ir > riMitf , I ur unto by OiutrKi'lii , I HOCUS NIDiriNC . , HOP'S. SAH mANCISCO Ol I ill's ' U.I IN DM VII \ M II. HY Uu Ii A l i T lliii .1 II.IUKIX siriiln J A Iriil cr 4 i i I - i Illli * ' I1 ' "trln. StlifH A. It. > > l. r . * . I . LlMilii.il IDtllTn l.iUA mn CBIUCIPAI nnucaiRio tvcnvWHtnt nn nil r tMUI \\ui.n i \isi i < s nn > n- - UU u UI A t1 ; : , , " ; ; ' ' , ; ; ; , ; ; ; , ; ; " , - /vr 'luTi HJ 4ii in rluv \ am ) itm , li rt.i - ilu inn u > irj'iini iiliuriluu cr lic'iu.rcl i.'i tun A 1 .Initial ! BROWN STOCK FARM. 1001. 8TALL.1ON SEASON 1UO1 MONWOO1) JI2I2 , Slnil liy MIMIIIII l > \ Nnlvnoil.5 | 4\ 1st lllltll I'tl'fail. I ) * , I'ani'llsl . ' . 'I'j. ' "il d.llnlit \ lirni , li\ l'uH't IIM ilil ililln \il'-ll tl h ) Itx-dy 's llollfinm.li ( tliiliun Poll ) Millshj ' ' TO 1N-H.UKK. HriKHl JLircs. Cells and Mies Foi Sale , 1 ni'lilil ' lint I vtoliy tin'en ill HlarUIIUi \ \ - . no of Ulnslim U lll.i'i' . ' II , iilsn u fii liloi > iii lJ hud . ' -\rai-old \\llkrssliilllmi' ti in mil . .in' . Send fm ataliiKiii1 , in lii'ttir , 101111a -il - no * I In in i' M P. HR.OWN , - - Pupil Inn. Neb " VV. S. ROBINSON , Clioiulsl nnil ASSIIJIT. Piumci-h In ( 'In-illlo.iI L.tliuratnfv oftlm I'niun I'lllllllHIIMI , | ) * . 'OIII1HI1) | ) Spoelnl Attonilon Oivon to Ores , VVntoi's nnd Oils. i 112 Dodge St. , Om.iliaeb REMEMBER LIN IS THE NAME OP THAT Wonderful Remedy That Cures CATARRH , HAY-FEYER. COLD in the HEAD , SORE THROAT , CANKER , 'and BRONCHITIS , Itlco BI.OO. lint Hollies , Kor Sale by lending Druggists , rilKl-illEIl UNI.V 11T Klinck Catarrh & Bronchial Remedy Co , 02 JACKSON ST , CHICAGO , ILL. lU-AKK , MHt ( M CO. STATC A. M ON not Syn CHICAGO , wlllmilT. fr .th-fiffni lyiiUnr j * - * * * - aUltu cf lUiiJ lounntrnu , - Uniformi an ) t julimcnl * . 4U * ttrtkUr uIrd bf lV\n It or l > n m ( * orj4 , InrluJtnj Ht | > itlu | { Ml- rl U , Iriinn , rci , He tontftloi Initrnctloni ftY jAmnUur llinli I i * tM mJ ' Wtln , Miir'i I ll - . | , , KiiJ [ CHrtim | v My nm R 1 -.li-cM t . l I * v. < \l 'r DE , . J. E , McGS-REW , THE SPECIALIST. 1(1 ( Vcari" l\porli'iic\ ! PRIVATE DISEASES ( 'urp.l . I til t. . 'i ilny nltli.-ut thi > ln . .rin linnrn'ilran friini baslni-ii Thoimut nbi.iluli11110 fnrliI < I.K'0 nmlall tinitiolpRillHrli'irK-- Knuwn to nu lieal ilonc-n bVl'llll.I.S iiwnrrfliilodouri'ln HI l it ) itn f. 'I hi > ino'.l powi'rfnl ri-uio I ) yi-t kniiHii fur i poi mv iii'iitcaro * rmrTl 111 : iirpiiln In rrlli'iliiK the i i j. ilcr ruroil lit liunio nltliiint lailnini'Mit-i tn uitiinir , linp.iln no illliitliih' l.'ii" ( Munliii. il \\i'iiknuj juKitUoly caro.l Imtiint ri-Hi'f sdi , , ( nw1Bl , , nnj fi'in ill- ill i'nii' * pi-'rniuiiiMilU ( un * i Dr M * il nw 4 BUI.oss In llio trcnuurnt if 1'inntc IHci'iiii-i lias ni'M-r lioi-ii < > iiiilli3 | I nn.l lili Kinit iirnn . f imtii'iiti nni III-H Ir , in llio Vllnni i I iho I'ncilli Honks unit lltciilitri In' . ' I.ii.Hi'Iruiii J t. . l mil ) lull uiut I iirnmn Dtri'fts Oii.nlni Nub. iutr.iiitu : un i-alier Hlri-ol NERVE AND BRAIN TREATMENT OTvr nuwiue ac ot c < > ntdin oiumonH' * tr.'it- nipnt. $1 A hot. 01 ilx for 9i , Hni l > y tur * pre ; i\l-J * With curb orilvr for tit hoiv-j , tll prml iurch ier tnikrnntiu tn ri'funl monvr If Oiu treainnt ( f-rk ruru iluaraJitutttt luuwil an-JK > nu < ru void unlil r ( JOOUMVN DHU , CO , lit I iriniiii SHIM t Hinali i N.