Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, March 08, 1891, Part Two, Image 12

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    il\ _ 11. _ OUJL kTLu-VJL I'JJLIRI ' JL
THESE rmtS AHE BRIGHT ,
Witty Sayings in Glass Rcoms ixnd on tbo
Piny OroiiniU.
TWO GOOD JOKES ON MAJOR CLARKSON.
U'liat a l.nku Olrl 'I l.mi lit of
A ( "ahM I < i ) hi IVrdltUm
'J licit tlio 'lYnulii-r
I'nlnU'il.
Whllo it Is poncrally remedied llmt tti °
children of Oiiiuhn , nut tie lirichUntlniti tlio
youtij ! lioixifuU ot ollior cities , tlioy HOIIIO
times | > oriclrnut | soinopuns ( hut , If published ,
Wonlil l > rljtiluu to n cruit extent tlio page *
Of the boolw of the nlii'KiHl Jokers \\lio Invo
won muni' * , fiuni * niul glory.
.Almost nny ilny you oini hoar these bright
Miylnxs If j ( in euro to llniror ulwut the school
rooms oT llm prluinr ) KVIUIMhuro tliu little
follows uio boliu : Htiirtutl In to leiifii the 1113t
| irhiclluiof | ) buok unowloilKO.
KNKW TUB MUOII
Not Inuir IIKO thov had A llun nilshiir rxt Iho
I'lirk srliwil. The teachers mid pupils UITU
In their cIcnuMiN , and tlio rooms \\cro uaiul-
llv tlL'oki'il out In lilies nml twilonnl color * .
Major ClnrUsoii , who Is known us tinnr
hot'M ) of iMttlotlc ( tiithurltitrs , VMIS | iiusiiit ,
litul In Hue style lot the Anicriiau o.i 'lo lunso
for lullf an hour. 'lids jileiisiM thochili'icii.
uiul Iho next duy otio of tintoiahors of inrl -
lutirVKriuli ) eiili-t lulncd liir i > n | > iK byrolutiiitf
an civil \\aratorio-i Finally ho vinliKl the
exercises hy n < kltiK ( iiu-sllons.
"Who was the Hist president ! " nikeil the
tcnclier.
Inust'iotul n dcvon llltlo hnmls went up
nrul im iMiiml tmmbir of pairs of llttlo ojus
spiuhlcd like so many drops of ilexv on u Jwy
morning. "Vou inny toil us , Johnny , " said
tliu teacher , nodding her hotul to n boy on
the front sent.
"Jlnjo * ( 'Hi-moil , " fulily ycllod the llltlo
fellow.
I.IMOI.N OV I llfST.
Up in tlio I tike school n hust of
Lincoln was presented to tbo pupils
of the elirlith j-rado on Washington's
blrthiiiiy. Tlo | innrhlo figure \vns viewed
with admiration by tlio pupils of the primary
Crudes , unit with plensum they listened to
thostoriesof Unroln gohiK to tlio woods villh
nn nxo o\er \ his shoulder nnd his tin dinner
bucket in hi.s hand , wttoio nil daylong no
npllt rails in the .swmiips of Illinois and aftcr-
Wunls bee.nne tbo prcsiileut of tbo United
States. I'ho story was totil niul tlio little
DUOS wo-0 nloascd. The next day ono of the
touchers askcil tbo pupils of her room \vliy
tlio llgiiro was I'idlcil a bust. Tor u tliuo the
room was us quiet , as tlio tomb. At Inst u
llltlo Kill wboio pironts hnd recently 10-
nuneil fioui thodistrletsof Missouri clovnted
n hand.
"Julia\on . may tell us,1' proudly reinnrked
tbo teacher.
"Ho busted rails when ho UIM n boy. "
The tc.ichor smiled uiul .Inlli's associates
remind bcr ns the smartest Kill on earth.
Sirs IN I'KlltllTlON All I'VI.
Ono of the small \\lioattondstho Cnss
Reboot , upon returning homo the other nlKlit ,
inforinod Ids inolbcr Hint ho OKI not want to
go to school anyinoio.
"WhyI'1 sorrowfully nskod tlio mother.
"Tho te.iL-lirr innkes us sit Innorilitiontho
whole of the thy. "
The inothrr was nstouniled , hut afterwards
learned that the lad meant position , hut was
mixed on tlio word.
rue it : vinint i VINTI i > .
In the heaven\\orth school there Is a
tcuclirr of unieituhi ugo who in tlio future
will ho very caiofnl about what promises nho
makes her pnpiis. ,
Ono Monday morning not long ago she
culled her Hock about her ami stud "Now
if you \\ttl be good chiklron all tlio week ,
Friday nttornoon 1 will answer all the ques
tions you can ask. "
For IIvo days tbo pupils of this piauo uero
on their host hobnvior , looldiw fouvaul to
Friday afternoon ivitli iiiiinj foiul hopes.
Friday nltoinoon eaino. the books \\oro put
nway uiul llttv little boihes silt eieot in ns
liinnv little seats.
"Nowo \ are ready. " said the teacher
In n ironn'iit Hfty little hands \\ero olo-
vnteil , irdlcating that that m.iiiy ipiestlons
were ready to bo llix\l at the wtilijlntc eney-
clopediu
"Vou nslt " s.dtl
may n question , Cliarloy ,
the toucher , pointing to n boy of st\en ! siitu-
moM ivhos.it on tlio tbinliowfronillio fivnt.
"ronchcr , bow old nro vou i" iiukkly asked
the lad.
Tlio ctiildron IIIIVQ never boon able to un-
dentnnd why tlio exeicNes were discon
tinued ami they \ \ ere uiveu a half holiday.
Thorp's ' iinothor hey In the Unko scliool
who will iiiuko bis ininlc seine tiny , but ho
bus 0110 bad habit , \\hiclii- , nothing lesb thun
KlvhiK nwuy fiuniiy secrets ,
'IIIIs boy brings his dinner nnd cats it nt
tbo school lionso. A fo\v tlnys ago some bad
boy stele the lunch , ImsUot and all. Thisdis-
covery was reported to the toiuhor , and with
tcnrs in his uretit blue oycs the little fellow
"
reported ht.s loss to tlio" teacher , t llu ! j her
that his lunch consisted of two biscuits and a
piccootiiio. 'Iho tu.ioher sympatlibed and
nt last diied the te.irs with tno pioinise of
bonio ciiiiily.
In n few moments the little fellow bilijht-
oncilupiiiid bis fnco was indimt with smiles ,
nml runnlnpr to tliotoacber said , "i am glad
that bov stele my lunch. "
"Whjl" WOTtisKeil.
' CniibO Pupa said tins inoniiiip : that those
biscuits nonld kill a dog , niul I'll liot the boy
who stele 'em \ \ ill bo doail before night. "
r.oii IMIIN'T ioK ni.it.
The Dupont school is not a largo ouo , but
thochiiiheu as bright as can bo loutid anv-
wliero.
Some time ngo ono of the regular teachers
was on tl.c sielc list and a substitute , who is
veiy short In stature , was sent to lill the
phtco.
Tno boys nml Kills were full of fun , as all
children nro hen a now hadier mlcbover
them. This te.iehcr wnntlid to impress thorn
with n pi cat mural lesson , MI she said : "If
you arc not seed children Cod ? will not love
you nml you will not grow up to be ercat
men uml women. " The toucher was terribly
shocked when a litto girl of oitht yours ro-
mnikcd'If : the peotilogrow biK wlion (3od (
lo\osthcm , llouo\er lo\cd \ you very much , 1
KUCSS. "
THIS WVS VWFtl.
There Is a principal in ono of the schools ,
but which ono it Mould not do to any , \\lio a
few wciUs ago thought the infant class was
not being properly Instructed In calesthenics ,
so she went down Into tlio room to do a little
tlo tcachlnp accordinp to her own ideas.
"Xow hands ' " said
nut jour on jour 1'lps ,
she , "and draw in your breath like this. "
The little things did asthoj were told , after
which they \\ero instructed to breathe quick
and hard.
The teacher went thtougli the exercises
with them , and as her uicathloft her body , a
hot of false teeth fell to the lloor vtith n
crash , \\hllotlioehlldrcn \ ran from the loom ,
crjlng , "Teacher is falling to pieces.
CI.MIKMIN ANI1 LOU Mill S
There Is another ono on Major Claikson ,
which comes from the Rirnnin school.
Some months ago ho presented a flair to
that school , making n line speech , wliichwas
appreciated by toacuors ami pupilsahko , thus
causing the little ones to think ho wus about
thoouly mail on earth. A class of little fel
lows weie redtingon the following Monday ,
and dmintr the excrcit.es the teacher was ex
plaining the pretty s > tornbout Columbus
coining to America , \\ntklngfroui the
ship , stuck nllag staff In the ground and took
possession of the countiy.
Ono bright boy who had listened with
marked attention , asked , "Did 1'obtijiastor
Clarksou give him the Hag ! "
A ruTt'iiB CITY orrinvi.
In ono of the city schools there Is a boy
who proposes to boa chip from the old block
The other day , after studing hard , the
teacher In this school thought to enteituiu
her pupils by letting them tell the occupa
tion they propofo to cheese after they become
full tledgt-d men and women. All ol the
tiadcs and callings were bolccted. Ono boy ,
whose nnmo might bo Johnny Green , but it
Is not , was poiug to bo a councilman ol
Omaha , the samons his fattier.
"Pni ) tell why I" said the teacher.
' 'I'lirui la n councilman and ho lias passes
on tlio railroads. 1 heard him tell mamma
tuat ho made lots of monoy'cause when tie
goes n\vny from homo U does not cost hiu
anything to tide. "
"Hut how would ho nmko money ! " askcc
the teacher , who was becoming inquisitive ,
"Chnrgo tlio bill up to the city , " qulckl )
responded the young tinancier.
ruoi'ii 01 IIIE > i'.i.
Two younsgtcrs at Lalco school were Uav
Ine nn nnlnuilM cllwisslon , which tholr
ti . . hrr overhi.ird , tu.hliiK the ivi.it i\o
in ; .itur < nT tl.iir rxsecti\o | pn.v | ' Oi o of
tin 1,1 Is the sr t of a ci .itily oniclal niul hi )
In .innouiifM In n tone \\hieh Indli .TtiM tiiat
further urtiumcnt UIM useless ' Mv papi
owns the court nouso
Hut ItiooihortouiiK'tor was not a\u-d \ hy
the nniKnineonipiit.itha \ contempt uom
n I IT of pride ho tu rnrd uwny with tliu iv-
innrh 'llint'Niiotlilii1. M ) yniid's n bigger
Hum limn ( lod"and the I'lus bell ended tin )
The government Is about to establish n'l
Indian school \Vadworth \ , Nov.
The l obruary ciirolliuent of Iho tHontl-
ono New \Vost eonuiilssion schools In L tali
was IftM.
'riiocernus leturns show an Increase of
! Ml.il per criit hi the school pnmilatloti of
South Dakota.
Theiuero \ II.IUS teachers onnilovcd last
} our In tin * schools of Kansas. Tlio number
of school houses Is S.-MI.
Thoiioinlnatloii of Dr Vllllntn Hnnh ton
consulship Slcllv will i.iuso a vacancy In
tin * pre.slciincy of the South Dakota univoi-
alty , located at Mitchell.
S'alo was represented In Uio list congress
hv jnoro giaduates thin mi ) other sintilo col
lege , luivinir six niiiinnl in the sum to and sK
In the house of ieprc cntatlvos.
it is said to l > o as good as settled th.it.fohli
\V. \ lloyt Mill not again bo president of the
\VvoinIiigstiitcuniverilty Prof .1. 1) ) Con-
ley In miMitlnnt'd for the place.
The historic pile which for seventy years
hns shelteied the unlu'ivsity of the c'tv ' of
Now York mu't snceumi ) to the in.uchof
liupixivemeat. Anothef location will bo se
lected
Mr. Standlne , assistant suncrlntondent of
the I'arllslo Indian school , who has Just iv-
turned fioui the I'mo Itidgoagenev , sms
that only unol'aillslogrudimtoaseonneoteil
with tbo outbreak.
The gnu in nut l inado OM rtiitrs tothcco ]
p'o ' of Hlg I'ine , line county , Cal. , to pur
chase the sohool hou'o there and turn It into
an Indian school At a mielinuof the town
people \\iiMilccitliil to nccopt Iho proposi
tion ,
The returns from tlio recent civil servlco
examination in S.m Krnnelsco shows ngreatcr
dcgieo of coinpctoncy nulling the females
than the males Tiiciu wcie tilty-iiino nialo
npplkauts for postal clorhshlps nml llfty-tho
fen.alos. Of the men twelve failed and of
the women live.
Plans for a new hnlldlin ; for the Cornell
law sdiool will soon ho submitted to tin * trus
tees The action of the exocutoro of the
rajeiwu.itlier estate in regard to their portion
tion ns residuary legatees will nn doubt came
a speedj settlement ot the ostite. and , us
Cornell undo ? tlm \ \ ill receives & . ' ( Hlk1p ) , the
larger pan of that sum will prohabU bo ev-
pcnded in Hie construttionof the now build
ing.
TlioaKilciiItiir.il experimental station , the
finest educational station In New Mexico , Is
located \\ltliin tun mid onehiilf mllosof l.is
t'rnces. Although in Its Hist j oar tlio pio-
pro smadoiii the n/iiculturiil dcpailment-
uinlei thoiimmu.'cment of I'rof. Itlount , for1
moth of the upiienltmal college of Colorado ,
\\nithyof mention Thocolleijo fniia Is so
located thnt it takes Insovcial dUlcreot kinds
of soli and Is admirably adapted for e\perl-
mental fanning.
IIOM : v i on 'i in : r < Ai > tji. :
A now silk ciepe is very crinkly in length
wise folds
Spots on over ) thing nro to bo the "proper
cajK1 ! " this season.
Satin is used in Paris as puffed brims and
draped crowns of bonnets ,
An odd garter Imciilo in sllvoi represents a
broul leaf with a frog upon it.
Violet , lose mid oratigo blossoms nrefro7cn
in ice creams of uelleate llavoiy.
Leather Moweis innppiiiUu | voile arc used
on the basques ol cloth dresses.
Klil gloves \ \ ill bo eenor.dly soM this spring
In longer lentrths than formerv. !
A hook murk Is in the form of a mason's
tiowel , of silver , with tin Ivory handle.
The iiiniiiituiu is being employed to orna-
irwoit ftn IT 111 it ( d tie titiil li iinf > l t M.i .r"ia
The imported hats sliou many Knots tnil
loops ot Miivctilbuon in Hack .ind tclovs
I lie pauye f.ni will bo a popular artiilo ,
either plain or painted , and many \iith l.iee
tO)3. )
tO)3.A small ilnfr affords a Kicat ile.il of matcii.il
for not .stiictl.vcdifjintf talk just about tills
time.
If it weie not for the ciedit system thai *
would not bo soiiiiinj sumptuously appai-cllod
women.
A mat-tied woman's visitinp card-is rntlicr
large , not quite squaio , very MilT ami ileid
white.
Amntmthc nobbiest ladies' paimtMits i-lo > e-
llttlug side-bund cabbimoies will timitih Uio
iiiatenal
The osnich fentiuV fans in black and ntty ,
chielly , or lace \\ithpoarl sticks , will bo tlie
proper stjlus.
Vilvetbasqnines liaviuc Pinluoideied satin
vo.sts aroworii wittisllk sltirtt , In ihcl'.u-islaii
woild of fashion.
One of the ncatost patterns In the printed
silks lias simile long-stummed violets on u
croiini or black ground.
.A mantllle liai capo of black velvet and
ovcr-sloo\ of peauoo sole , 'llio bodyultli
oversleevo aio cmbroiilerod in silk , ind
peiiils.
AVIiito and motnl lime-ados of hmdsomo
quality aio seen in the dressy I.ouis ( tiin/o
jncitots , is dei'p as vosls , and hornet lines
"i.c noquot Ophcllo" is the name pii-on tea
a i-apoto coniDOsed of u single iliodniiciidion ,
ci-usliod into shape nnd held with coquettish
knots ofolvet. .
Clowns of l.ulies'hats for the spi-mir sea-
son will bo hnver tliuii ustial-tho lidU snl-
wajs wear tbeir lowest frowned lints after
tno theater so.isuii cloo.i. .
Dirk silk , plaid niul loHf-thwiso stupe
stoikincs arc worn , that lilac stocllntjs nio
onilii'olUeieititli oicliilsniulSpaiibh stock-
itiKs nro all h paneled with ( , 'old
i\eninK ; weddings hnvo i-omplptcly gene
out of fashion. 'Jhreo , or nt the latest , i
o'clock. Is the nearest atipioachtothooloseof
theiuyllght hours which Is pcrniitted.
A strilmip cors > aueh inado of undressed
kid , The sleeves and collar aio of hl.iclrel -
vet Around IhoaUt isn conelot of piss-
eiiienlorlo thickly unibrolduruil \ Jet.
.Among the high novelties in black gar
ments Is a shawl innntlllo of Sicilenue silk
enihroiderod hi lustious colorcil silk ( lowers
\vith pearls between. I'rint'Cb border the
innntilto.
Knitjroldorcd fichus are In gre.it dcmauilln
the 1'arls mail.ct , and these eoods will ho
popular hi this count ry through the ontlro
suinmor. Caix > , lieudcd and crochet , mo
loolied upon TAlth pivut favor.
Silver hrooches and vinaigrettes decorated
in inanieluronow shown. The shipes nio
penerallj pl.iin , and in no wise odd or stifle-
ing , but the enameled designs arc very prcHy
and sometimes oven elaborate.
In blade Kuunents , .slioit silk innntles with
cape sleeves , the sleeves wholly or paitly
peniled or trimmed with roloied pearls or
stones , nro iioliicable. 'Iho sleeves nro nKo
half dull trimmed In silk-stitch embroidery
aud pearls.
A richtrimmliiR isofVulols tnscrlionsof
pnssoniciitorioeinUiiiideted with jet. Tlioiu-
soitlou is iuo\nhlo mid ! > worn over u llt'ht
coloied iliess It may also bo of geM lice
anil peails. The inner side of the collar is
trimmed with feathers.
Old buckles , nnd now buckles modeled on
old designs , nro to bo eioatly In demand in
the spring. Metal and p.sto : pluy an all Im-
portiint part In Krenoh inillincrv , just ns no
biocndo would seem to be coniploto without
tin Interwoven bow In the ( ] osi'ii. (
As latest novelties from PiuU , capos with
lace voluntH nro nicntioneil. A capo hns lice
rtieho at the neck nnd a shoulder CIMHJ ofjieuu
dosoio , tiitnined with baut'ersof piarl. Tlio
capo it-self reaches down in crispy folds.
These capes have nonilU llnliifr.
Some now fichus arc composed of ribbon
and laco. The ribtou and Into arc , bowc\cr. \
not Joined longthwlso , but iiloiig their width.
Ono Helm hns , in front , ilbbon ends arranged
in double so that the satin faconndtho falhu
back of the ribbon shows alternately ,
Many dress bonnets huvo open crowns
which stow the hnlr tlirouKh asmnllspacoin
tlio center. A bonnet vllh such a crown of
rut Jot Imi n brim of vel\ot \ , over \\hlch a jot
frhiKo fulls in front. Small blaek and whlto
wings unit a Jet butter/lj / ornnmont the fiont.
A stylish Jaekot Is produced In light fnwn-
colored cloth of a new u Uo lsli tint. The
hlfrh sleuve.s and collar nwnpiuopriately deco
rated witli llao onilioidery in brown and the
now almost on.nipiciontcold icrd , which In
this case IH sparingly used. The largo buttons
uio Irideacoul pcuil , sUonlnt ; golden lighu ,
mr A \ HIP \TifW \ ) \v\viTn \ ,
\\ri\\ \ \ \ \ the Proposed Lnlor
Building bo Erected. *
SUBSCRIPTIONS FOR THE ENTERPRISE ,
llulltilUlcm' I'oHliliui nn tlio Convict
1 uilior QiU'stlim-loxvi's H. ol'li ,
Song ! ' tlio Swltc-h
I. ahor
Stock In the proposed lubor piiliU'O Isholnu
iiibsfiiticd at a rapid rate , and tliu liufloa-
: lwis now jiclnt to tUo carlj constfiictlou of
tliu building
Already enough stock ha < been subsulbcd
: o assure the hnildliiK of tlio sttucture ; so
the onlj question that roiiinlns \vlieio and
\\lieti \ the building shall notip. The centlo
lieu nt the liondof the onterpilso h.ivo no
lesltanev in sajliiK Hint \\oi-k \ will bi' in
soon after spiliiv : opens Tlio saino neiitlo-
men nro somuwliat unvious reu.irdin ) ; the
iiiestlon | of location. Ttvo orthieo avallnlilu
sites h.ivo teen oflereit , bulwhcio thuliiein-
hers ot the committee- having this matter in
t'liarnowill nut st.ite.
The plans for tlio build ini ; aivnowbeitiR
ptciiaied ami as fur as llu'j luive onoslu > w
Unit the stiuetuio will ho aueaiitj 'Ihu in
tention now Is to ha\e lai'RO unscinbU hulls
on tbo second , third and fuinth lloors. niul as
the bullilliii ! will OOMT noarlv a qiiartoi'-
tiloek. It Is hlio\cil ; hull fiicllltii'sc.in ho fur-
tiNhoil for nil of the labor societies In the
cllv. In adilllinn it is tliu intention to pro
\lilo several lilnary rooim , besides hath
rooms and n suitililo mom for the I'ltiplo.v-
niuiit Imieau that It is piopusua toliin In con-
iieetlon.
ctni l < -t li i tint' .
IMclmrd Smith , A. Seliull and ,1. .l.Jnlist ,
who icpresented the huildeis' nnd traders
( -\chaiiL-o in the national convention held in
York , I'ebrnary'.i ' , have iniilo their re
port to the Oin.ihu exchange and the same
hns been adopted.
At that coinentlon oin of the most iiiit'Ort-
mil resolutions \\.is that by Mr. Smith of this
cltv lelatiiiK'to convict liibur. The lesolu
tlon isns follows
"Whereas , The labor of convicts bus hoen
fiotiuently utlli/cd In Mich amainur tint the
lesnlt of thesiiinols iinnij-ht into competi
tion \\itli theiesu't ' ofliboiof citl/en-iof vn
llous cities icprcsciitcd in this louventioii ,
mid.
mid."Whereas
"Whereas , Manv indviiltii ! meinborsof af-
llllntini ; bodies ot this , issinl.itiivi are coin
pelletl to uotnpotea ainst suth labor , there-
fine lie it
"lit'solveil , 'J'hilt the Nat innnl association ol
Inilhli'js demand that wtien sinh l.ilor Is
used , the pileo of tlii % result , whether c\-
piessid in nmtenil 01 othciwise , .sli.ill lie
iKoil by the authorities ooiitioll hit'tho same
al tlie current pi lies of the marlict ; and ,
"Hcsolved , That thoofllcciiof llioNiitlon.il
nssoeiiitloti ho andiiro lieioliy diiceteil to con-
M < y this rate to the iittuitiun of the logisli-
tiiicsof nil tliu states rotncsontcd in tins
body. "
tow.k's K. < ! \i. \
At ameetiiKT of tliostivto nsscmhly of the
KnlKhts of Lauor of Iowa , held nl Ucs
Moines , In. , last week , the ( ollowli.fj olllcois
weio elected for Hit * oibiilii jL-ai :
Slate Master AVorkni in ,1 K Sovctoien ,
lies Alolncs
State Worthy 1'oroinan Dr. C * . T. fJndlov ,
Diivonpurt.
State Kecnrdini ; Socictan and 'I'rcnsliry -
1Q. . I.ce , Wobstcr City.
State 10xceiitioI5oirdWnlterll. . Ilutlei ,
Uest Union , ,1. W. Cliff , Nowton. .lanes A
t'nrtl , Sioux City
DeloKiitoto the Cicncrnl Assembly J. It
Kovoieiini.
Altenmte-W. H. Kobb , Creiton.
> o 1'olliics in
ThoAtncilciui I'udeiiitionnf Lihor 1ms de
cided against ( 'imif ? Into politics. Samuel
( lumpers , the president , has isii.ocl a innnf-
festo hi which liriulviius tle memboisof Ills
faction not to p.iy any aUcnlloii lo the
IvniKhN ot Labor circular ( Minn ; , ' lor. i i-nu-
feren-oto oi'Kimizo u third iiolitlral party.
Vice I'n hid out I'Mi'Iiiiin'is * Ullel Ion.
J'bo futiuuil sciv ! < 'C3 over tbo loimlns of
Mrs. Mtir.ndelinnn . 'xerc conducted from
Trinitj church Woilnesdaj nlteiiioon. The
auilitoiiutn was well tilled ami tlio ( loi'.il
tiilmti" , weie fhliuiMUi 'Iho icinaiiis wiw
laid to rest at i'urest La\\n ci'ini'ten. 'J ho
pall be.iri'is weiu Mcssis. Sol Ituclilcl. K
I'arnej. .John Hieen , lon Ctatnor , .lohn Lamb
nnd .lames Morton.
Mr. ICdelinun is a well Unown orr'ini/ei
aiiion ' the laborni ) ; cliisos How viio preii-
ilcnt of thoIMasterois' union anil a delegate
fiom his union to the Central Labor union
His \ \ ifo.is \ iimost estim.iblo ladv , anil
ainoiiK tbeaeitniiiiitanies she had formed in
Omaha diiiin-r tin- last thn-e jean wcio
many who will iiooply inouiii her loss ,
'diiK i r ( he Snitch ,
John /'dill llnlirmh.
WithlhiRCis wc'ary anil woiu ,
\Vithoyclids heavy and uil ,
A si nnhiMn satin bis tunnel cub
.Sviitchitu ; Iho ttaiiis alieid ,
bwitih , switch , swltili
A binnleslip ui the wrist
A lajM ) of the o\e , and death would lly
tunnel's soot and mist.
Switch , suitc.h , switch.
At just twelvcdollars , \
\Vhiletiains \ Mash past , thiouijh this noisome
ditch
I ikospcities in the1 rook.
Twcions well | * rhapsto - > lave
Alld.iy fora birbainus Turlc
As losit on the hiinUof this yawning gr.m
At this corporation work ,
Worlt , woilf , woik ,
Tilltlie hiaiti lie-ins to s\nn !
Switih , s\\tch | , switdi ,
f Till the ejo mows heavy and dim !
Lovoi , sifiii.il , switclt-
TUKers and telephones ,
Should nn uuldiifT nerve for an Instant
swene ,
A trash and llamonnd fe'roans !
\ \ lij Not Orj-iini/.o' . '
To the nun who does not holieio inor nnl-
Zillion wo want to say a few words.Vhcii
jou talk \\ith him howill tell you that nuuh
could bo done to bettor thorondltion of tlio
working classes , but ho does not look upon
organisation nb a material factor , .says the
Potters' .lorn-mil Iliw hois wrong , and ho
should lie willing to h'ivo the tiiuo and the
study necessary to tlie nnderstaudini ; ot tlio
question. Helll not do this , lu > says hn
knows , and thotefore all therostof the world
isviuiin. . Ilo\\e\ernftertho omani/ed men
of the country , throuch orKanl/cil c-lTcii , hiun
won some ( rrciitbiiieiit for the woikinirelassen
this man eon es nroiind iindlielpslo LMther up
thcfiuitsotidory llodoes not beiiuvcln
or nni/ntlon , anil lends no aid to the woik
thnt Is put firwind , hut is willing to accept
Iho seed aceomplishcd Hodocsnothintr liiin-
self to inereaso tils clmnees , but is iuli-k | to
tiikoailvnntafjo of the opportunities willed
otlu-is liiuo created. In tills way ho inodiues
notlili't ? , but iM-ooiiiPs n grutly consumer nnd
does lint little ( " 'Oil ' as ho ( 'oos IhtoiiKh llfo.
U'o pity the man who does not heliovo in or-
( ! iiiil/ation-hu Is an IKIIOIIIIIIUS Ho furely
does not read nnd cannot know much of whit
Is olnn on in the world around him. l.ct
him tnko up nnj paper ho pleases today nnd
ho will see discussed some questions pir-
tninine 'jothc intorobtof \vorltiinjmen. .
lialxir Notes.
ft Ono week from tomorrow night tlio mem
bers of the Oniuhn retail In.ti'heis' uuluii
will elect oflipon for the romliifj j'ear. 'Iho
election \\lll behold In ( Jieou's hull on Var-
naiii street.
The coal wagon diivers arc the lmi > plost
lot of men In tlio city. Ouln to the lecent
eold snap , man ) of them li.ivo been enabled
to put in doublotimoin eider tokcopup with
the uorlc.
H , K. Thomas , n local wealthy Mormon
moichani of Salt Lake , Ims contracted to
bullil twelve coltiiRCs , the labor to DO paid In
orders on his s > toio. The nudes' ' unions fall
to .sco the beauty of this , and will nuke war
on Illdor 'lliotun.
'Iho two union * of the painters and decora
tors huvo consolidated.
The pressmen , steieotjpors unci electro-
typcrs union , No. Ill , bus been admitted to
Conti.il Labor Union.
Do Witt's ' Ulltlo Karly Uisors ; only pill to
curtislcltheadai.hu uud reguluto thubowcU.
: 7 i HELLMAN -
SPRINGS to the FRONT WITH A SPRING SALE ; .
The old "c'oektindbull" stories of "Smith , who busted , " "Jones , who burned out" and "Olo OX
son's stock that got lost i n the shutTlo. " will not bo pa lined oft'on our patrons this year. W o
linve the good sand it matters not hov vvo got thorn. Wo soil them so che.'ip that seine
sarcastic * people ivuiy think \vcstolc them , but that matters not ; wo luivo thorn nncl you
" T B K HMSVMMWnvMVM MMMBWVHMCMBi KMMWWM WavfeBMMaBMavVW MBBMIM - i MaMai BMiWtW W a WfcM B ia lWlrt * " * " ' " " " * " * * ' * " " " " * " " * " " * ' * " " " * 1 " ' * " ' * " * "
can have thorn , too , for less money thnn nn y other liousc in the west rin ; lurnish thorn to you
\Ve \ have them for $ \ , if yon want
'cm ; understand , though , that they arc
not $10 coals , but they aic cyc-opcncrs
for i.
However , we have a 56. 50 and $7.50
Oveicoat , in four different shades of Mel
tons , \vith silk facing and silk sleeve lin
ings , that needs onlv to be looked at to
be appreciated.
We have the very latest style of half
box , 5 lows of stitching , silk sleeve Ihv
injjs , and in cveiy respect a complete
Gentleman's Spring Overcoat , atio.
And if you want to be : way tip in
tone , wo have Suits to match them.
To the young man who wants to sec
a few novelties sweeter than the first rose
of summer , we say conic in ; our Over
coats are on exhibition , and we will be
glacl to show them to you.
It is ecnoi il'.y the cisc tint "in picielKT
'
. 'si . ot i.'DD ' u'iei\o-
\\lio uoiU" for 3 il.irj ajuar >
iiUnit.dl . hols wmi'i. '
If Ciln li.tl . eon tiblo to ficctiro n Uu.vcr ,
tlio iiist vonhut of'not K iUv"ou't \ ! proln-
My liiuo lici'ii ftnwded in the bible.
OliiiUus You siiri'ly do not doubt the
truth of tlic Apo.tolicn.irr.Ulvo' ' t ' .MIII-US-
\\oll \ , most of tliL'iosllcsorolHhoimun : ] \
A iojiluXfil to cou'ain books , iiui .id-
ilivsswl to a iniiihti-r o ( tlw K' ' 1H > 1 In Mun-
t.ina wus pMiiiilncil hy cuito'in iiispi'c-tcrs
anil lounil to loiitaln ninety -six iiound.of
opium , vnluoil alin-'r * 1 , KM )
"OiMir.uid.it hiv to have a ] > lush cir > hiin
uiuii-iniMr liiui wi'ii tic uoi's tii iiiunli < ti ih
htodiUr't , vill boirv luolvhu put scttiit oi.i
will ol ) KU.IIII | iii- | in iloswtcl bimo ljo ,
\\oii \ ( lecleliWo . ' 11 s hit duo' '
rA 1'icsbjteriuii mimsu ref Oswouo , K an ,
admitted n'uilmvd frill to fi > llnvliii \ | In bi ,
ihurohvilhuut porniittiiiK tlio loiiKitvutuui
to vole unon the ( | iicstion. Suih ii low his
In en stirs-olup liv Itisucttoi ttial hu hisboui
foieodto i-islcrii Ins p.istonUo
Old style , \uljpnnMil I'luivyiiion who best
the diKoutnf tlio pulpil cusluoi and pau < i %
the silo lights to nitlloaro tlio ovcoiition 111
thuso mow "nuii'tly fiirciblo" d.ivs. I unc
power no lonic rp > ist.os forclotpieiico , uoi. ' do
doudsof itibL mike omvcils.
lU-abiiiinisin offi-rs ti ) tlio bollcvornti Ira-
inouso nssniliiioiil ot ioilsfionittlilih ; to so-
iu't nftvoilto iluinitit Ins a litmilulmost
, n BOI OOIIS , ts , i Clui .linn * liilk't .mil Us
doinis , nrx".o iuiini.Tniis tint thi'i ' .irnoit con-
\crt ii'i ! iltilhoniutliniK now to bollmo ovwj
A hcnsutlnn % u * c-airc-1 in
uivlcb by Miss Armisto.nl , the pretty mil-
ti.iltoof ttiol'oloiod Iliti | > t clwivli , ill-fill-
iiiK Moinsti-r ILirris , the instor , of liiivin ?
loil hvr.ibrtiv. MNs AriniMi-ail Is the so
pi.ir.o sin KIT In th'1 ' chdr Slio hibotn
Inprini ; tbttv forovc-ra voir now , mid hy
her s\vi'ot \ voice Inn mitlo ( jiiito A loul
iL'DUtatioii TliocuiiKiuKathu suu dhlduil In
tlioil-npininns nftho O.HO oinonf thoiti .il
icadvopiMily cl < nminci * Mliilitcr IliiriH asiui
uinnitl iU'l si- .Ircl , whili ) others duel no
tli.it ill. adi-hl ) ritoplup on the vomit : won-
nit's , pirt to o\ toil blaikinnil or'to lil.u-lii'ii .
Iho ymiiiK iiiiuistcr's UiaiMctor purcli out of
person il spite.
Do Witt'iUttMj ICmly Hisors Best lit'lo '
pill nut1 in.uli' Uiuo Miistiirtlioi oviry
time ; . Xonuuquil. LSe ihoni now.
ri ; ins.
I.VlfC lillllM'l. '
"Orrn , nml only once , anJ foi-Ono only.1' '
Drowning ,
Witli fotVur thov ml cued , "Woonv.\ you
ThoL'iftut inakliijTHtirhnporfict hniiu ! "
It sadiioiioil him His lonuly souldillil long
Per pulse -not of thowuild not of Iho few ,
Of oulj Ono.
1 IIC l.\sT TIIIIK.HT.
Of all tlio wofU. beloved , to tldnlc thoa nit
not lino.
And I am ( lyinsr. * * *
Not Iliino the ftult. * * * I know , de.u-
hoatt
Taliu my Ust UinvtKt All pulii 1'vt'kuouii
for our lovu's sake
Was Joy , whuso lllju tlioholo \ \vido % voild
rouldiiut inipuit ,
Mothers.
In the pusl our Childicns Depart
ment has been somewhat neglected , for
the \vnnt of space to handle it properly.
This has no\v all been changed.Yc
have an ample and roomy Children's ' De
partment in our stoic , and \vchavo put
in one of the most ticmcnclous stoclcs of
children's goods ever shown by any bouse
in the city ,
We have over 5,000 , Children's '
Waists in stock this day. They are all
the newest and latest designs.
Our 350 waist is as good ns our 750
waist \vis ; last season.
Our Childien's ' Suits start from 3 to
i5 yeais old , iin ; in < in price from $2 to
any reasonable price for a boy's suit.
\Ve have paid special attention to
suits for short and stout boys , so bringin
your plump and f\t ; fellows and \vu'll fit
cm.
GATJLUK-EL
Mioribo KlllorCur sCatirrJro Not lake
Onrorl tarlt , 1 > t IlPitl th iv donor.
tri < ntyy < Mi , M h i * u flMil UK ) hin llt fiutn
UK' iiti | t nmilti-t < t lliril - Milter tliiin tnnn
nil tin1 ri'iu U' < u i > I durl 11 ; Mil I
I Mllir.ll ! liru.'aln Si lovuiih
I 11 ou'r "ilil n it > iii > ilHi it t.'lu1 hiKt'r - ntlHt , illin
III in MIc.c.lc'M I.r I kuv Uiul II i all cx < oili'lll.
renii-ilT for pit irrli
I. I ! 'CNh.MT lnuir.ln M .li.-op'i
'P. > my i > rruunl UnouluilLollc - oil KIMor < iuurt
iilurrli , U ) ; 1 ll'iVLMi.
.U l-tint I'.ittniii liT > l It sopli
I snlT'Tvul ' from c1i rili tor tUlit M'nyeurit niiil UIIH
Iri'ii'ol InIlio in -IJIIrcl l | h > sl IIMH 1 iolMI -
n 'tin Mlli > r iml It lin tiuip'litH nio nioriMlun
I'm ' i * ninls i I il ill i > i'xii Mill otl MM tinci r-
\\M \ \ \\VI'-ii\ \ . Ibl.iipu-l > troil. t-t | IIHOII , |
MU-rtlitt hlllei < uiil IIP ol n l .iiitttMit | ! u.-itirr'.i.
II .1 Illivtl \ . < ! liivup i
I Miii [ , > roil lor VI'IM f mi unn.'KfiuiteiluKQ , , (01- (
l n It I r-oiitil not tf ( t iiirt' Ilii'i loin ( riirv u'Hot
Irijin ! iv sMiiri'v * u'lt.l ' 1 IH it Mlilu Ivlller
s It. Ill 1 S.IT.I JoMJili
Oiioc illn.idt Mpr > tiMM rtavo IIP * ijnlck rol i f
fur i uirrli I IMI imvv tiilnln l \vi-ljlil i 'inl > lriiutli
ISOIIIIU IMtll'i 1 II- ll Wirm-i ! Srvut.M l.oiili
1 h it , i linilp.tii't'i fin I'lclitni i j i us nit fur ln | >
liiht tlu > > iurH t v i nut nit Inn t a t rrlhli'l i-ulnc'.i'J
linn mm nl'loto ' him norl n > I ulil \\Iicii yuuu.
lint nil Iriisn Hiu iiwul Mk-mliu ICiinr
Mll- i : .1. H lT.ll
' 'IJ. \ , ii tn I'loii l .iM l.onH
Mlrmlio UlIlT IIK iiiMiiMlt'i'il ' IIP M'ry nitith lor
i.itarrli I'llAIII.II I Iliil'IIV.
' .M I N Tm < 'tili ' sun -t M l.ouK
\MIITI' \ I'OII I. A It , K ( lltl I I Ml IHKK
Till ; IHDAJ ! MICROBE WLLI.ll CO. ,
ST JOSEPH , MO.
1'itrMtc * InOiiiitiii I y Miernmnt < onnc II 1pli :
II Him - < l. Kllllll MII . in it Mix Huh !
"
.m ! ! JD
OPTIGIRN
- ' " " " "tin Hi "i oinilm.
De 'ler in Artificial Eyes
iut
tin I .
Who Said
Hats ?
AYhyvo clo , and there isn't '
man in town claios open his head , foi \\o
ofTcr
1'inc fur stock of all the latest blocks
from a one-inch brim to the si/e of * -
Ouaker hat , in
Dunlapand Knox Blocks
For Only 9Sc ,
The same square crowned Kail
road Hat that was so popular with
us last year at $2.50 we have promised
the manufacturer to sell at least 5,000 , of.
There is but one way to clo that and that
is to name a price we say
11.50 for That Hat.
That may seem iuinosslblo , hut wo linvo iiro.r.
iscil you no ' iwU-iuiil-lmll. " uiul will htiulc to it ,
thouf/ii it imiv t-otiio linrd ,
AVe von't hiiy iiuich nhout Poekot Huts uml
Ctiish lltiti , but \vo litv\e iiioro of tlioin tliiui
people huvo hay , and the nrioo will
The long a L ° JL9JliLlsjJ ! ! 9. _ lllg who can. Their journey
will be rough and rugged. THE ( DLD RELIABLE
and r amainJ
Si Iilnrs
SlioiiiiniiV hut visit
coiht thti Ssui l-'iunMsi-o
tn tliw , sa\s :
rximlnoi' ' , theN . " ( ! . S. ( ' . ulil'iA'd tlio
( ippoititnlly by inviting lihii to wiluov , a
loviinv uml sliiiiu bittlunt Suit id-it/ ,
'J'lio yonoral conipliud ami \\iis \
nlTiililllty itfadt diii-lnj , ' the o.vi-i'ix'- , .
Finully Ihu other Dig fjim , ( iunci.il
Turnhiill.nsked l\isoi > inlori of tlio m-in-
cuvcrs of the fg Pb.
" - ' ' Indoeil"
"Very lu-ottj'-i-wy pi'otty ,
siilil the hurouf Allan ti : ; "lint vliutaro
tho.otliiHU Kuntleinoiiiloiiiir noiv ? "
" \Vliy Ihoy nro ( luil | ) jliiff iissldnnMi-
er&'roiilli- llioeli.ijfrinuii ollkor.ou
sue the tt-oopi tire about Roinj" into
notion. ' '
"All , ImleeeiV' 9 < dd the collaifyuo nf
Oi-ant , inn surprhoil tone. "Tliut'ti tlio
iiloa , Is it ? "Yes , they look very well ,
Indeed \or.v uicvly. I wat > til\va.\s \ \ory
fond of tahloiiux. "
Ami tliocribhod ronmmnilor fell bick
mid told tlio htiilV thatlm know lit tliu
Iliuo Ihoyveiu making a font-f ul iiilntaUo
in hiivitigbo much punch atlunoheoii ,
*
Do Witt's ' LWlo KarlyHlsers ; lMt little
[ nils for djspoi'shi , sour stoiuaili , bad hrcaili
Thcro It temloncy to huvo tlio il assert
eouiMis hi'i'voti Invhlto ( wrcelaln ooiri
dccowtiou but u UunJ ur taouogiMin of
RECEIVED NEW
A lot uf \ * r > IlncJiiiiani-so
( uhllUli , I f , iffl.'J' ' .
In porU'd llirlMoiinliiln
< : uiiiii \\iriiintud I'ifHt
t la- . . , " -IIIKI ' * ' . 0 1'iu-li , fu-
? i | , - , Jl > in Ii.
'liuiv ii 4 I'uiioU fionill.1.0
Ii
doixl MiH'kliiKlilids , t'.OO
uli iur
\lrnuili \ C irdliulw , ja.
t V TJ II no fii.tliiod | | o
wlm llulltl.u f-'J.W.
i-ISI FR Soutu lflth st-
L lOLCn ,
OF OMAHA
AESOLDrELI IHCANBESC1T
Fta , ELECTRIC LIGHTS.
PERPECT
YENTILAM
omcE
IN THF RTTIinTHPr , Ir'
NIGHT AND MY
18 TMm liKBBMG. SERVICE
DIRECTORY OF OCCUPANTS :
GROUND FLOOR :
r. r XAifiu ; CU\II > A\V , Touvupii i'l.utnv . Titr.A.-ritru
< 'i"-sTu" . l.iniilii'iHe. . i \HAUKAI , l-M'ATi : AM ) T1HJPTCO
MTIK A liYI.OUli , Kelt Kstito. I Ml - PAfUANT J'lNCAIS. ! .
( riYroMI'TKOUIIU. | ,1. | l AM'IZS , ItoliiMlti C'Utu '
FIRST FLOOR :
Till , UMAIIA lKi ; rolINTINr. liOOAI , Ad- AMhIMCVN WATHItYOU1S COMI'ANV.
nnd bubsirlptlou llfjiiftincuts PAnisM' nr.i : DUIMIINU.
SECOND KLOOR.
TltP PATRICK \NIJ CO.Ml'ANV. OtMier , MAS.SAI'll'-rTrI ! > Ml'TUAI , Ml'U
ur DuniUse I'lnc-u. ANd , COMI'ANV.
TIII : KIJIMTAIIM : uirr. INSUUA.S-CLCO-.I.
nn. 11. n , iui\nY ! , " '
I1 AM" OI'XI5\V \ VUlilC.
,1. II -I.NTGMI. . leil ! ; i'stntoand ! . < inm 1)11 CMIAIIM.O UOsl.WATi : ! ! ,
THIRD FLOOH.
Dit.A SIAT'l'IIR * . I tMitl MANHATTAN I.Il'E IXSUUA.NCR I'oM-
JOHN r.liAN'l , Conlrneloi forSti eetaiidSldo- 11A V.
w.ilU I'.ivi'moiiH C1IU 1 1. 1 1 A. N "C'l i'.Xl IE AS-SOOl ATIOM.
Oil. W.J. ( iAIilIKMTII ,
KOIir.llTXV. I'\T1R'K. ' ! , :
1 > 1 ! U.-CAi ; s lluri'.MAN .
I'U ! ! U IIA Itll.- .
'
EliM > l' UiAI.I. . lii'iil K > tatft
l.v'l'l TY folIUT I10OM. .J-M.
FOURTH FLOOR.
NOIril\M ! > TI.UN Ml'TUAI , Mil : INS I * IS . ' .I , . 'K.nliniiBlnoer. .
AM ri'OMI'AM' . r. M. KM.Is. . Arrhltout
iM't ru-rr MfrrAL i.iri :
ANt'l. CliMI'ANV Li ( ) ! , i\V.S.l-K-.1i-OMl'AN'V ; , Solicitors if
'
l'vt nts.
:
IM.NN MITIAL 1.1 IT. INsl'IlAUT. TOM-
I'ANV. i : KIM ! . Asont for llnltod Stnto.c )
uAUTt OHM urr. AMI ANM-ITV INSUK. ili'tit lusiiMiiee Cuiniiaiiy ,
\Nl P.roMI'ANV. T.I ! . KVAN > , Ho.il Kst.ito.
Mi\l : > INVI-M'MINT UIMI'ANY. OMAllACOAl , KM'ilANC-n ,
KUVAI , IT lIUMIINtJ COMPANY.
: | ON iV.I I IMSlr LIMIT COMI'VXV. 1C. T. KMNlir.it : ! , I'teseo I'alntor.
A. II X.INNKIt , HnihT 111 T-li'iti lo ( Inoils TIKIS. I * . TLTTl.K , Silk-on Wall I'limtrr ' ,
\ \ I "I riiN C\l \ ! Si UVK'I. AS-01'I\T1N. ( ) 1I.A. t'lir.ltltv , ( , , MI. MunauiT bllleouN ui |
K J I , \ eiiuvMinnviiiuKiiiiiiirs : 1'lnslci Msnifu. Co ,
FIFTH FLOOR.
lirMX.M'AlMIMCr. . i' . ? . A11MV. Iii'\llT ) :
Mr.M'or rur.i'i.ATn ' ! . I'AV MAST Kit.
DI.I'A IJ1 M K.N I1DM \MIU. .
. . - . * '
A J.-.1 ST A N T Q I A IIT Klt.M ASTI'.U.
1 .Nl'ViTOK : > MAll. .
IN I'Kt U > 1 dl.M'.UAU ? AK.MSPUAOTlcn.
.it iitit : t'lllF.l OK tJHD.NVNOl ! ,
rnnr : ( , i EMiiNii-uurriciic. : : :
( till. I' ( OMMl-S.\UV ! 01'bL'ltfl8JTnNCr. .
MI luc
SIXTH F-LOOH.
IIAUTMAN COMJSS Mnniifiiclurors' ' I' , s. Ali.MY I'UINTt n OITIOKS.
' I'NlTr.ll STATKs I.MA.N A IN\T. \ ;
P SMITH . .
.t VANIM'NIIUKU , In.
uml l.iiaiK. CO Ml'A ' NY ,
C. I. MUM'lilll'T , Ar-hltocl
Altllll'l ! .luilNhOX , Cuiariicior. KDiToui.M , uooMs or TIII : mn :
UI.ii : ) I'lilN'UNC ' ' , t'u. Ini ; . MLiiotiti ) > ln'auiMullliiR | runni
SEVENTH Fl-OOn ,
Tin : OMAHA IMI > fi.rn , TIII. IUNTII\I. ; IVIST : i'UiiitsuiN ( , i-o
I' Ol'bTATIO.NAUY iXIN-HRUS. : ( | I llAKIIIIIt bl
A fc\v \ mo'-oelegjtnt ' office rooms may be liud by applying
to R.V. . Bnker , Supcriiitendoiit , oll'icc on counting room lloor.