TUB OMAHA DAILY 1U3B , SrNDAY , MAOKH 1 , 1801 SIXTEEN PAGES. IN THE LENTEN LASSITUDE , Wbat the Smart World Is Talking About During the Restful Period , MOVEMENTS OF SOCIETY DEVOTEF5. I'Uo Pnrllos , Dliitiorm niut licit * Ton * , Contlnui * to lie Hie Attraction l\ir Social J'coplo. oini t.uiv or i.r.sr. . . . Of ooiir o T don't care , you well understand , 1 do not object to your boldinB my bmid ; Hut Hurry , my boy , I must llrialy Insist : Tbuf tbo Uno slwll bo drawn on my being klvsfii ; Tor Itlsx-s , I'm snro , are Inxtirlos , dnnr , "iVhii-U wi < mast forppo nt tlii thnoof year ; It Is I , cut , don't you know , anil- pond night ! , Harry , how could youl Thut wasn't i-lKl-t. _ t.KVT. Oi | > c Cod llrtn. Her lovlty aside * Ii thrown , 'I'ho world alio dccais a Hliamj In fact , Blio bas so jilons srowa Slio won't eat deviled bam. Ocrtnuli ! FranUHn Atborton Ims npalu miulo liprsrlf llio larRct for wmntloss lilttur shafts bv hur artlclo in the S.in Francisco Kxainiaur , lo demoiiHtralo Unit women tire naturally Immodest , and that men are tbo lirosrrvcrs of sexual purity. At tlio Kturt she oats her proposition In an inUuT < > | 'iilivi * form "la womc.n tbo more of Iminodc.st of the two sexes1' ; and she sup plies tlio answer by atllnnliic that "woman's power ever man is not through Hie elma- liols of the mind , " but Is what she calls nltoftothi-r calorie anil anthraollic ; " that "oven a virtuous woman has no respect for a Virtuous man , " that "women of unassailable hoclul position and reputation ( ? et tired of bo- ItiK renpectoil by men. " This is jirolialily the most ultra opinion tnlten by woman , but the position Is oao Tvhk'li will not commann even notice from the thousands of boaoraolo women who 'dominate ' society , much loss from ( hose who occupy the middle ground in the mimrt world. It Is possible that hi our so'iety , InnRiiaire Is used for ttm concealment of tlioiiRht , and thai the modest virgin wbo blushes over her U'aloimiquo really desires lo ho treated with disresncct ; if so , tbo girls arc consummate ncttvsses. Mrs. ' Atborton , who -wrote "Ilcrmln Buyduin , " may not bonwarooT the /act , tmt the tone oC conversation hi ( , 'onenil society was never so decorous as it Is in our dnv , and H may ho added that lapses from virtue wore never loss frequent. Modesty which the erotic Gertrude hnn- dles somewhat crudely Is a matter of opin ion and meridian. An Umnha girl will ellen pet her skirts wet on n. rainy day rather than c.xbllnt her ankles. Tlio same girl , in Con stantinople , will uncover her knees In order to cover her face. As a rule , men rarely notice and hardly over appreciate ) u triumph of female toilet. Nor In ehoosintf partners for life are they led by accidental revelations of female charms.Vero it otherwise the sweet maiden fresh from boardinpsehool nnd the yoiniK lady who leads the porinan , would IIIIM * no chance whatever against Lais , who has no secrets for nay eno and carries "nor charms , like her heart , upon her sleeve. A story Is coiiiK around about a Yassar col- Jck'c trlrl' and u witty irishman employed on thoeollej-o rounds. H wa proposed sonic. tune URO that a jirizo of a lur o box of bonbons bens shnnld bo awarded for llio best stanza of poctrv , of no more than four lines , which mlL'lit bo written by any of the students. One pretty clrl with golden hah- and liazol eyes determined to win the prize. Having Bupplleil herself with u pocketful ot chowinvr Kiim , she proceeded to a secluded place on the grounds , the day being line , nnd sat down to put her Ideas on paper. She be aa as fol lows : I've hair of gold And a hazel eye. Hut bovond these two lines lier mind would lot n'v'e ' her u single idea. Slio piurlcd her brains for several minutes nnd was about to plve up in despair , when she espied tlio Lniiuhoiiie young Irishmaa named 1'iU , wbo was nsiistant gardener , and , remembering that t lie sons of the iCuiorali ] Isle nro noted for their cleverness In language , she called to him and explained her dilemma. "What is It vou'vo written ! " asked Put. "Read it over to mo slowly. " Sno reiul it ever to him. Pat snatched his hcml and nondercd n mo ment in thought , when ho exclaimed : "Io ! mo bowl , 1 have it ! " und repeated this Stanza : I've hair of pold A Anil a hazel eye , An ache In my heart And another near by. . She trot the bonbons. "I would never have been nn old maid , " paid n lady of forty , "if 1 bad known ns much twenty years ago'as 1 know now. When I wns ut a'lnarriagoable time of life , I beard so much about unhappy couples that 1 was nf raid to become n wife. Hut ! Imvo loolted around I'l later times and have changed my mind on the subject , l ast year , I tools up a list of twenty wives of my acquaintance , whom I had known before their wedlock , nnd to wl-om I M'olte ' about their exderieneo in life. 1 found that fifteen of the twenty were "happily nun-led , that four of them got along tolerably well with their husbands , and that only one of them bewailed her matrimonial lot' The fifteen happy wives are nmiablo women , fonu of their children , and helpful to their husbands. About the unhappy one of them 1 can only t.ny that she is u grumbler married to a growler , and would bo unhappy anyhow , and as to the other four , the fault is not all oa one side. 1 suspect tliattho twenty married women I have spoken of are fair specimens of wives in general , most of whom Jlad by experience that it is marriage that make.s life worth living. As I myself am tbo soul of amiability , ! believe that I would have made a happy marriage if I had not been .f right'-nod by the stories that I heard twenty Mrs. Kowlor'n PnMly KeuslntJtiiii. Invitations reading "Mrs. L. D. Fowler , ISl'JVlrt .street , ICountze Place , Thursday , February , ICcnsingtoa Tea , " wore received by her lady friends last week , and as Mrs. Fowler is a careful nostcss n large number of guests were present to participate in the good cheer of the occasion. The house was prettily decorated. The re ception room decorations were smllax and hyacinths , potted ferns and c-alla lillies. The parlor was prettily decorated with smilnx nnd cullallllies , The floral ornamentation in the drawing room consisted of pink ruses nnd Biiiilnx. The dining room was decorated with yellow Jonquils and smllax , the sideboard leius prettily banked with these flowers. Fire burned in the lire places and gave a cheerful effect to tbo rooms , each miintel lcmg very tastily decorated to harmonize with the decorations of tbo room. Potted palms und ferns were tastefully distributed throughout the house and gave a clmrmiug back ground to the beautiful gowns of the Indies. The Musical Union orchestra , stationed la the vostUmlo on the second iloor.playcd delightful waltzes.polkas , stately minuets. Mrs. Fowler wns assisted in receiving by Mrs. K. IX Van Court. Mrs. E. A. lUuiii , Mrs.\\ellcr , Mrs. Lewis , Mrs. ! ) . C. Dunbar. Mlbs Helen Fowler , daughter of the hostess , received the guests at the iloor , Mrs. Van Court and Mrs. Blum received at the head of tlio stall's. Mrs , Woller introducing the guests. Mrs. Dunbar suw that each ono re ceived a rose up m entering the room. Mrs. Lewis presided ot the punch bowl , which was screened behind a bower of roses and suillox. Mrs. Fowler was attired m a very pretty ( own of rod crei * , black silk net , diamond ornaments , Mra. Van Court wort ) a gown of black lace , diamond ornaments. ' Mrs. Ilium appeared In n costume of black lace with pink crepe and roses. Mrs , Weller wore black loco with diamond ornaments. Mrs. Lewis wns attired in n pretty costuma of red crepe with roses. Mrs. Uuubar looked charming In n gown of tifllotrotie brocndc with nilk tulle overdress ; diamond ornament * . Miss V'owler was nttlrert In n gowu ot plult aatlu and vosos. Miss Luti son of Chicago entertained the guests with the nong "Loft Untold , " sang very delightfully. Miss Ambuster nl the piano nnd Miss Llpps tilaylm ? n mndolln entertained llio guests dur ing the afternoon with choice selections. Honboaloro * in the shape of a bird's no-st made of spun golntiiio In which wore bonbons bens were placed lu the different rooms. The nfnsliinetilH wen1 In keeping with the onlortalnmcnl iiud were lu charge of DnldufT , tlio caterer. The following Indies enjoyed the bospl- tallty of Mrs. Fowler : Mrs. Fnwcott , Mrs. Hector , Mrs.Veller , Mrs. Uov. Heuns , Mrs. Metsr. . , Mrs. Uradlev , Mrs. Lewis , Mrs. Lawrle , Mrs. .lo.slya , Mrs. King. Mrs. Hen- nlson , Mrs. Dr. ( . 'rummer , Mrs. Fisher , Mrs. ChatToo , Mrs. SimighUir , Mrs. Dunbar , Mrs. Mlnnhan , Mrs. .laynes , Mrs. West , Mrs. Clint-Ion MelMrs. . \ \ illlams , Mrs. Adolph Meyer , Mrs. Lally , Mrs. Hnlln. Mrs. Hntnlln , Mis. lUmrko , MI-M. Dr. ICdiidnslon , Mrs. Kobmsou , Mrs. Ituu- maun , Mrs. Loomis , Mrs. U'liggoner , Mrs. Vim Court , Mrs. .ludgo Shields , Mrs. llodoller , Mrs. DalMrs. . Moller.Mrs. IHuin , Mrs. F. MetJr. . . Mi-s. Foster , Mrs Phtlleo , Mrs.Vyatt , .Nlrs. Dr. Sherwood , Mrs. linos- tos , Mrs" . Costs , Mra. Kev. Drown , ll s. liny , Mrs. Nason , Mrs. 1'ortor , Mrs. Nee , Mrs. lllnst , Mrs. ICnox , Mrs. 1'armolee , Mrs. Mc- Alvin. Mrs. Clark. Mi-s. Lane. Mrs. McPliail , Mrs. Henry Voss.Mrs. Uogiui and the Misses Llpps , Uowlspoud , Arnibuslor , Jjnm oii. Haumiinn , ( . 'rummer , Martin , -U'cller mid Liltlelleld. P. I' " . . ( > . Aiu'flon. Thu homo of Mr. and Mrs. \ . U. Andrews WIIH nbln/o with liuht , color and brilliancy on Saturday evening last , the occasion nelng ono of those delightful socials given by the ladles of that mysterious order known us the P. li O. sisterhood. The Invited guests to the number of sixty arrived at an curly hour , to llnd the rooms tnstolully decorated la the colors of the so ciety , yellow and white , with a profusion of yellow daffodils , tulips nnd roses to breathe a breath of spring. Conspicuous among the de corations was nn Immense tree loaded with oranges made of felt , lllloti with cotton , nnd each containing some small article with which the highest bidder might amuse him self. self.The The brotber-in-inw of the acted ; - - society ns auctioneers and acquitted themselves with credit. The result was the sale nf every oranpe , and a vast amount of fun over tlio bidding , the excitement becoming intense when some of the Indies arrayed themselves against their buubands. After refreshments the evening was devoted to cards , music and conversation. The P. 1C. O. Indies are to be congratulated on the success of their .social entertainments , they being always of a novel character and free from all formalism. Tills was a lit com- p'anion to the "idiots' Ilelnrht" mirty given during the holldnys.imd is to bo followed , ore the close of the season , by another of a very pleasing character. I lie Hud. I I'mimp / L'lmrcli , , Tbe play Is done the curtains fall Hero and villlau trade their parts ; The rich scenes change to smoky walls ; The lovere e'en forget their hearts. And so it is with life n play Made 1'rauedy or Farce at will : Who knows but as the mourners pray The dead llnds changes greater stllll A -loli.v Hal Alasiti | * . Ono of the most enjoyable atTnirs of the season took nliice ot tlrown's mill Thursday evening , being the occasion of a farowel mask ball which wauivon in honor of Miss Addle tiladstoiic , prior to her departure on i visit to Joplln , Mo. The following Indies mu gentlemen participated in the guy festivities : Louis Uuttenstein , lirown Domino ; Isnao Huttcnstciii , Prussian Iluzzar ; Sam Spits , Florentine Nobleman ; Julias Ungor , Com mercial Tourist ; Kuby Drown , CtOiilUuimn of Leisure ; Morriu .Newman , Ilobemian Peasant ; Sam Sommcr , St. Valentine ; Max ( ! ross , Page ; Dave Gross , Traveling Choui John ; Miss Stella Singer , Maid of tbo Orient ; Addio Gladstone , Gypsy Queen Carrie Kcllner , Spanish Queen ; Miss Nines and Mrs. Nelson , two traveling twins fron the Eden Mnsee ; Miss Carrie Trostlor , schoo girl ; Miss Tobke. Maid of Hono.-Mr. : Josepl Hosenstein , Member ol'I look .t Ladder No. f > Mrs. .1. Uosenstoin , Daughter of 'ho Itegi meat ; Mr. 12. Simon , Spanish Gondolier Mrs. Simon , Marie Antoinette ; Mr. A. II Gladstone , Hamlet ; Mrs. S. Kanke , Wiutei' Mrs. Dell , Spring ; Mrs. Olson , Goddess o Liberty ; Mrs. Tebno , Daughter of Neptune Mr. Trostlor , Memberof English Parliament Mrs. Trostler , Gipsy Fortune Teller ; Mrs. S C'nhii , Nan ; Mr. Singer , Mugwump C.indi date ; Mrs. Singer , Sister ot Chirit : > ; Mrs Kellnor , M'is. Mcinty ( ! ; Mr. 11. Newman Klchilieu ; Mrs II. Newman , MniJ of Honor Mr. Adolph Drown , lioproseututlvo of the Press ; Mrs. Drown , Mary , ( , 'iiocn of Scotts Mr. II. W. Drown , Henry V11L ; Mrs. Mauls Daughter of Teutonia ; Mr. II. Workman Nebraska Granger ; Mrs W. II. Workman Maid : Mr. Nelson. Prohibitionist ; Mrs. Nol son. High License. Messrs. Hosowater , Deasoa , Allmans1 Goodwin , Wallenberg mulolhors were auiont the .spectators. _ _ A MiiMiciili : in Koiiiil/.e Pliioo. Mrs. Mary Osburn entertained a mimbor of friends with n musiealo. at her jileasant homo at Konntzo place , Tuesday ovenmp. An artistic lunch was served , and the hostess sustained to an eminent dejnec her well known reputation ns an entertainer. There were present Mr. and Mrs. Andrew Eaton , Mr. and Mrs , Charles Katon , Mi's. Maggie King and Mr. Tom Drennormnn. To roiiKUcrenu's "A in IIP. " O , love ! pools forages untold Have sung thee , weak and blind Not the strong god , whoso passions bold And lusty rack tbo mind. A little boy with bow nnd dart Muv bear thy message well ; Cupid may , haply , ruaeh tbo heart , And there love's lesson toll. Yet tbou alone , in manly form , With limbs of gr.ico and strength , May rule tlio passion's rising storm A"nd guido the heart at length. McC. Omaha ( ollouo ol' 31 lisle. Tbo third students' musiealo of the season took place on Monday night in the presence of a large number of ladies and gentlemen. Those monthly exhibitions are very enter taining and highly benelldal to tbo pupils , who tbus learn to eomo forward and perform pieces of a high classical order , without the slightest hesitation or nervousness. All did so well and showed such careful training that it would seem invidious to mention anv names where one and nil showed such gen eral excellence , yet the Misses Dcllo Uobln- son nnd Lizzie Tiznrd and Masters Moshier Colpotzernnd Willie McCaffrey deserve spe cial , mention for brilliancy of touch mid exe cution , while for all loiiud , even work , praise must Do given to the Misses Lnnyon. Dlos- sing , Lobiaan , Wessolsnnd Master Den Glad stone. Mrs. F. Hall , whoso friends have hitherto only Known her in recitation , made her debut , and snug Tours' "Now Kingdom" very charmingly. Altogether tbo mnslcalo was a great suc cess , and Miss Lizzie Isaacs is to bo congrat ulated on the splendid results of her teaching. At the next musiealo which occurs in March , the programme will by jierfoi-iiiud by the Misses Kiln Phelps , Annlo Knllivan , Muv " Mount , Hattie Oberfeltlur , May Sullivan" , Laura GootAltn GritTen , Loa'u Kedfield , Helen DrandcU. Her Toe Kluu A Novel Love Dlity. AVuViirt ; I'Mji'irr. This r'.ng Unit closely did embrace Her slender toe In witching grace , To mo is still of greater worth Thau till tbo diamonds of thu eartli ; For on her lithe and dainty toe It felt the bloo'l Unit hot did glow With love for metho pasvion wild Of that voluptuous , tropic cbild ; Thrilled with the pressure , warm nnd sweet , Of those fair , heart-bewildering feet ; Quivered with kisses , sweet and warm , Of that o'eu more than houri's form ; Drank nil the sweetness , purfnuio rare Of her fulr feet , past all compare , For which , more precious to myheart Art thou thuu btoros of wealth oiartJ ! J'crlVut-loii Puny. Mrs. Edwin II. Perfect of Walnut Hill on elegant luncheon and tiifU-Jlvu ou nt Situnlay. : Mrs. Perfect has been rowned as a sueawnf ill hostess in past sea- 6ii.i nnd only gained another gem in the cor onet last H luniy. The hostess wits nsslMod bv Mrs. A. 11. Carpenter and MM. Dr. U.V. . Italluy. The fniolnatloas of high-live resulted In success of Mrs. Dr. Diitloy , first prize , inlque cushion , and Miss Hodfleld , necond M'l/o , a Imnd painted plate. TIP truest * tiris- * ut were : Mrs. F. I , . Weaver , Mrs. It. M. Waring. Mi-s. K. L. Weeks , Mw. A. U. Car- 'enter , Mrs. Dr. H. W. Dalloy , Mrs. H. D. Necly , Mrs. W. A. lliirdner. Mr * . H. F. 'agiin , Mrs. rimrles N. llnh-v , Mrs. M. M. Van Horn , Mr. . Lre Kslolle , Mrs. .1. \ * . Wagner. Mrs. K. J. Holbwlck , Mrs. George 11. Webster , Mrs. Wlcherslmm , Mlus Jennie Uedllcld. How ? low can a man on a dollar a day , r barter n seat nt a nopulur piny , And purchase clirars und tobacco , pray ) He can't. [ low cnu he sport an elegant tile , Ask bis dear friends to stop out for "ft Millie , " And stable a' ' : If ) un I mile I He can't. I low can bo frolic with hotter-fed friends , When , In cold pro.iplraUon , he's ut his wits' ' ( Mills If Ids washwoman after her half dollar semis f He can't. How can ho hour to lie called n "poor cad , " How Ciin he dress In n big fancy plaid , His credit won't keep It is "fragrantly" had ) Jlociin't. How buy perfumery , handkerchiefs , too , The edges nil stumped with u rod kangaroo , And change linen cull's every Sunday or two ! Ho can't. How can bo claim his dear girl's slender hand , And circle her finger with glittering band , When his check book's so weak It scarcely can stand f fHo Ho can't. How can ho marry and furnish n wife With the many small comforts which sweeten this llfoi Wo must stale the cold truth , though it cuts like a knife- knifeHe He can't. Mr. and 'Mrs. Wagner Knl < M'tiln. ; Mr. and Mrs. J. V. Wagner of Orchard Hill entertained seventy-live guests at their ciiiirmlnK homo last Friday evening , Feb ruary i0. ! Mrs. Wngaor is n happy hostess and the evening was n brilliant success. Mind reading was the great attraction , causing much amusement ami some wonder. Dancing nnd cards were also indulged in. Mrs. Wngner was assisted by Mrs. M. M. Van Horn , Mrs. Dr. McClanahan , Airs. H. D , Corycll , Mrs. ( J. H. Webster. Dainty refreshments were served ot mid night. Soniooftbo costumes wore very rich and artistic. Mrs. Wagner was becomingly attired in black ottoman silk nnd thread lace. Mrs. MeClanahnn was exquisitely beauti ful in ivory silk with gloves and boots to match. Mrs. Van Horn wore a cream broadcloth aed China silk in Parisian olfoct. Mrs. Corycll , combination of wool and nee. nee.Mrs. . Webster , cream colored cashmere with China silk and Grecian draperies. Mrs. Dr. Dailey was demure and dainty In black silk crepe. Mrs. Hnrimrd wore palo blue silic which set oil her blonde beauty to perfection. Mrs. Gurduor were black silk and Jet orna ments. Mrs. Hnley was renal In pale blue .silk with front and sleeves of duchess lace , embroid- ei-fd with seed pearls , ornaments , diamonds , Marcbeil do Neil roses. Mrs. Shuare , a cunning combination of browns. Mrs. Necly , claret silk with Persian trim mings. Mrs. Weeks , n becoming costume of black silk. silk.Miss Miss Marie Ho'nnoy ' of Alexis , 111. , n sty lish costume of black silk. Mrs. Wilson wore a handsome black lace. Mrs. Ilutcbinson were a rich costume of leaf brown silk. I'ivc in Walnut Hill. Mr. and Mrs. K. H. Perfect gave a higa live party at their cosy home in Walnut Hill on Saturday evening hist , when a thoroughly good time was had by all. After a series of interesting games four beautiful and appropriate jiri/.es were awarded to the winners. Mrs. H. H.Coryoll , was presented with tbo first and Miss Knoultoa with the second pu/o for ladies , while Mr. II. D. Coryoll and Mr. H. K. Dryson were respectively awarded first and second prizes for the gentlemen. Those present were : 111" , and Mrs. H. M. Dailoy , Mr. nnd Mrs. A. D. Carpenter , Mr. nnd Mrs. W. (5. ( Helm , Mr , and Mrs. H. D. Corycll , Mr. and Mrs. 10. K. Hryson , Mr. und Sirs. Lee Kstollc , Misses Daisy Wood. Coryoll Wood , Juno Adams , .Laura Scott , Minnie ICnoulton , Messrs. J. D. Sliocn , Charles Vouse , 1C. K. bi-ott , H. A. Shep.ird , V. G. Perfect , W. II. Tciinlcliff and Dr. Ivurn. A I'lrasitnt lOiilorlaininciit. Mr. and Mrs. M. M. Van Horn entertained n number of friends delightfully Fridayovon- ing nt their home , : iS.V > Charles street. The rooms were tastily decorated with smllax nnd roses , while potted plants were distributed throughout thu house. Card tables were provided for those who wished to play cards , while other games were also enjoyed by the guests , A acligbtful supper was served during the evening , which was participated in by the following : Mr. and Mis. Hainsworih , Mr. and Mrs. Patton , Mr. mid Mrs. Charles Necdbnm , Mr. and Mrs. C. T. Hutchlnson , Mr. and Mrs. Charles Gardiner , Mr. and Mrs. J. A. Stewart , Mr. and Mrs. John Kpeuoler , Mr. and Mrs. Mason. Mr. and Mrs. Temploton , Mr. and Mrs. Wilson , Mr. and Mrs. Wagner , Mr. and Mrs. Wickersliam , Mr. and Mrs. C. II. Duntuyl. Mr. and Mrs. W. II. Towusend , Dr. nnd Mrs. McClnnahini , Dr. and Mrs. Dailoy , Mr. and Mrs. Carpenter. Mr. and Mrs. Perfect , Mr. and Mrs. Ncely , Mr. and Mrs. Coryoll , Mr. and Mrs. Cooper , Mr. and Mrs. Jurnee , Mr. and Mrs. Webster , Mr. nnd Mrs. Taylor , Mr. and Mrs. Herby , Mr. and Mrs. Thomp son , Mr. nnd Mrs. Conklln , Mr. and Mrs. Uogers , Mr. and Airs. Brown , Mr. nnd Mr.- , , Owen , Mr. and Mrs. S. K. Felton , Mr. and Mrs. I' . .1. Townsend. Mrs. Van Horn was assisted by Mrs. W'apmr ; , Mrs. Wilson , Mrs. Huteblnson and .Miss Van Horn. A Violet Ton. Among the pretty teas given this winter must bo numbered the violet tea given by Mrs. J. Lolmian , 'JW3 St. Mary's avenue , Wednesday afternoon. Tbo dec-orations were violets , the ladies wearing violet colored gowns , tbo table was beautifully decorated with hinilnx , violets nnd purple hviioiuths. In the center was placed what looked to be an old los , iiiado of papier nrioho , filled with violets , u-ulch ur.ido u very striking table ornament. At ouch cover wore fairy lamps with violet shades. The following ladles were prosocl : Mrs. Arthur Dr.mdeis , Mrs. Martin Calm , Mrs. I. New , Mrs. H. Cohen , Mrs. S. KntMrs. . S. Fisher , Mrs. A. Cahti , Mrs. George lloyn , Mrs. Dr. O. S. Hoffman , Mrs. A. Jucobs'ou , Mrs. A. Hellur , Mrs. M. Hellman , Mrs. B Newman , Mrs. A. llaus , Mrs. Max Meyer , Mrs. A. Pollock , Mr * . AloriU Mover , Mrs. ' A. Meyer , Mrs. G. Stonolnll , Mrs.'s. Den- man. A Kni'owoll Reception. Aliss Olga Drandeis was tendered a fare well party last Thursday evening by about forty of her friends at the spacious residence of Mrs , A , Lowls , 'JJUS Sherman avenue. cards and "tiddledowluks" Dancing , wore tbo order of the evening and was liopt up until long past midnight. About 11 o'clock the guests partook of u most sumutuons lunch , nt which one of the gentlemen arose and < n a few words pre sented Miss DniuduU with n handsome pair of gold-inmmto'.l pond opera gliisuvt in behalf of her friends. The lady wan taken completely - plotely by surprise nnd it was some time ho- fore Mho could suftioi utly recover hem'lf to Umuk the donors. Miss Druudois leaves this orcami ; lor Mil- - .1 - waukec , tbo homo of iwr parents , taking with her the benrt.v good Wishes of u host of frleuds. _ < , _ _ Hnrrl * Your friend. Mr. So.uenmy , Is a pm t nrt collector , Isn'vllH Clams Great ! Tim pK'ntcst Inthrroun- trv. He' * had live salon In the lost two yeiir-i iiud raked bis pile each time. Sir. niul Mr . HnUiy'H Dinners. TliuiMilay evening Mr. llnd Mrs. Cluirlci N. IInicy , HWI Hamilton street , gave n dinner tea a few invited friends which wns ono of the pleasant events of the week , Mr. and Mrs. Haley will shortly move to Cleveland , O. , Mrs. Halty's old home , nnd n * every moment brought ( li m nearer their de parture nil resolved to make the short time intervening ono long lo bo rcmumbcrod , Tlio menu , temptingly prepaiedand served , was as follows ; Oysters on llio luilt shell , Soap. 1'lsli. Sweet broads nnd Trench pcai. Pine upjilo iiunrli. I'oist chicken with vestotallies. C'liloUrii naiad lth ri'IMii' * . Lemon , etisturd nml mhtro tiles. luo oroam anil iisKiuled eaKo. Nuts nilMns nud fruit. KocpieCort choose , liuril crackers and coffee. U'lne was served during the courses , hi the centre of the table was a miniature lake , bunlcod with smllnv , while in it rusted u cut glass rose bowl lilled with roses. At cither end candelabra were placed , malting n very charming lout onsemlile. Tbo manner of serving tbo ire cream was very unique ami protlv , for the indies It was In shape of a ruse , for the Rentlemuii a book of Skakespearo , Hit * book being open. Dr. Konstum , during the evening , favored tbo guests with selections on the piano which were favorably received , the doctor display ing considerable ability ns a pianist. Tlio gaels were Ur. ami Mrs. Duryea , Mr. and Mrs. John Darker , Miss Kittle Dar ker. Dean Gardner. Mr. and Mrs. Churchill Parker , Mr. nnd Mrs. Shepard , Dr. Kon- stam , Miss Shepard , Aliss Knnwlton , Mr. nnd Airs. Duslmell of Council UlutTs , Mr. and Mrs. Webster. Fridny evening Air. and Mrs. Haley gave nnother'dliinorwhich InpointofexeellciicomHl tnsto was iiiito | In keepini * ; wilh Its pi-educes , sor. On lids occasion thi ) guests were Mr. mid Alr.s. Gilbert , Mr. and Mr.s. Cunimings , Air. and Airs. Simmer , Air. and Airs. Temple ton , Air. nnd Mrs. Webster , Aliss Curler , Alhs Knowlton. The newest Now York social importation Is the drum an evening purty from S to 11. To the early parly-goers it is u great boon , nnd to those who tire going to a lain ball it lllls la that inconvenient moment or rather , three hour * between n family dinner and a dunce at 11 o'clock. All New York parties had grown so absurdly lute that those who did not goto dinners hud nn awkwnrd inter regnum. To the early birds the drums are delightful , as the gay fashionable dresses in all her bravery for tlio ball and mils In tbo ( Irum as nn interlude. Tbo drum includes a very good supper , so is anything but an empty drum. Dancing In Lent. Friday evening u number of ladies nml gentlemen enjoyed n delightful dancing party at 1S1I St. Mary's avenue , Mrs. H. CahLll being the ruling spirit In the pleasures of the evening. Pleasant refreshments wore served and the guests enjoyed thu evening thor oughly. The following we.ro present : Mrs. K. .T. Littlelleld , Mrs. .1. G. Tipton. Mrs. W , K. ( Judy , Airs. T. Cahill , Mrs. Ford D. Johnson , Mrs. John McDjnnott , Mrs. O. K. McCuno , Airs. H. Alattbews , Mrs. Giert , Alr.s. Corhott , Airs. G. II. Pray , Airs. D. Gelst. Aliss Maine Ltcol'oe , Aliss Cora Sayre , Miss Sadie Gibson , Aliss Madge Littlelield. Miss Kvsi Hcaeh , Miss JHva btricker , Miss Al. Nuronboixor , Miss Jessie Tower , Miss Al. Uatikin , Mbs Aliniiio Matthews , Mis-s Lillie AIntMicws , Alls1) ) Aluy Wollcnhaupt , Miss Kssio Freeman , Miss Ethel Gulst , Miss Hona Kellev , Aliss Lillie S turkey , Aliss Liz u Strieker , Aliss Myrtle Kvnns. Messrs. J. Mulvililll , A. lieatb , Moore. W. E. Curly , F. K. Crane , U. E. McCuno , T. H. Bradcr , A. U. Stevens , L. W. Woodmansco , 1C. J. LittlolieJd , H. C. Deobo , C. H. Pray , Herbert Crooks , Steptiwi Umph , Geonjo 1C. Gibson , John L. Coulter , Frank A. Freeman. Ford D. Johnson , II. MKtlies , JSI. M. Uobert- sea , John Iluntingto'a , Georpo 1C vims , II. W. Pinney. J. W. Matthews , U' . .N. Dorward , C. K. Mntliows , J. G. Tipton , 1C. Geirt , II. Wimlhoim , F. B. Smitli , .T. II. Cbristonson , C. Watt Brandon , P. Heath , H. AlcDride , J. D. Gelst. " \VlioV What ? UlilcliVVhort > ? When the young dobutautj gets sight of a beau Slio scarcely can peep thro' the leaves of her fan ; Her heart doth so flutter , her cheeks do so glow As she asks , all a-trombliag : "Who is the man' ' ' Twenty doth bring her to years of discretion , No lomr'jr tbo bluslics , but changes hoi- plan : With thoughts of tlio pocket , the place , the profession. * nw She ( jnestioiis the circle with : "What is the muni" At thirty each day the thought doth appal her , That hour by bom- her roses go wan : Her circle of lovers grows smaller and smaller She duns each deceiver with : "Which is the man : " Forty changes her tune , and , grown ro- ninatic , Deems it chnrming to simper as much as sliu can ; Haunts wnturuig places , steams tbo Atlantic , For tbo query of life now is : "Where is the man I" ' High-Five in tlio The KounUe Place High Five club met nt the residence of Mr. and Mrs , L. D , Fowler. isli ! Wirt street on Friday evening. ' Tbo club was fully represented and enjoyed nn evening that will long bo remembered in the annals of the club , and tbo members and guests loft with the distinct Impression that the host and hostess hail spared no pains for their comfort nnd entertainment. The rooms were richly decorated with smilnx , plants und cut flowers , which , to gether with the handsome draperies and ap pointments presented a most pleasing effect and were the occasion of much favorable comment. During the game the players wcro refreshed - freshed by a delicious punch , and on its com pletion a dainty lunch was served in Mrs. Fowlor's usual good taste which was most accunUblo un'l appreciated by nil. Mr.s. Fowler was nblv assisted by her daughters , Missus Helen and Anna , in conducting , the alfuirs of the evening unrl bringing thorn to u succo&sful conclusion. ' ' Aliss Martin secured the lady pri/c , a deli cately engraved silver banquet'holder , in the ' form'of a horn , whllo'Mr. ' E. D. Van Court carried oft , for the thiru" time during the sea son , the gunUoinau'H prize , consibtlug of un oxidi/cd bllver pocket irtitSh safe. The next meeting of 'tho club will be held nt tbo residence ot Air. Anil Airs. 1C. A. Blum , 181s Dinney street , on Friday ovunliig ! March < i. The fallowing U n list of the niomhors and guests present : Mombrr * Air. and Mrs. J. P. Day , Mr. and Mrs. 11. Ai Ilium. Air. and Mrs. D. C. Dunbar , Mr. , ml Mrs. T. D. Alin- uliuii , .Indgo and Mrs. Bfndjoy , Air. nml Mrs. 1. H. Collins , Dr. and Mrs. Edmiston , Mr. und Mrs. G. L. FNhor. Mr. and Mrs. 1C. V. .Lewis , Air. unu Airs. H. ' I-owrit * , Mr. anj Mi's. E. D. Hustus , Judtfojiiia Mr.s. Shields , Air. und Airs. Ii. I ) . VanlOoim , Airs. Llpps , Aliss Martin. ( iue tt > - Air. and Mrs. A. UccUir. Air. nnd Airs. C. I-1. Wuller , Mr. and Mrs. G. A. Joslyn , Air. and Mrs. II. Bolln , Air. und Mrs. 1C. Dourke , Mr. und Mrs. K AloU , ] r. . Mr , und Airs. C. Aletz , Airs. Lally , Air. anil Mrs. F. A. Drogiin , Miss Arm- brnster. Air. A. AlotAir. . A. F. Smyth , Mr. C. H. Fowlur. Oclebraleil The We Mr. and Mrs. F. B. Kcnnard inudo their ( UtouiiUi wedding anniversary the occasion of one of the season's ' enjoyable high live parties last Monday evening. They were assisted in caring for their gue-sts by Miss Wilkinson of Kuigbtstown , hid. hid.Thoso These prowiit wcro : Mr. and Mrs , Boggs , Mr. nnd Mrs , Klmball , Mr. and Mrs. liunay , Mr. and Mrs. Deiiel , Air. nnd Mrs. Dlaisdell , Mr. and Airs. M. J , Kenimrtl , Mr. nnd Airs. C'nrpuulor , Mr , and Mrs , Foil , Mr. uad Mrs. Colman , Mr , and Mrs , Drunncr , Mrs. Kd- ward.Hosowiili'r , Or niul Mrs. Jobn D. IViv hodv , Dr nnd Airs Hyde , Mlssoi Koso- water , Kcnmtrd , Alooro , Smith , Stephen , \Vixxl , Aliirgarol Meoiv , Miss ScliolU-ld , MIsi I'loivo of I'oum-ll niulTs. Messrs , T. P. ICon- nurd , Davenport , C'olfn.x. ' Crowoll , Diuudo , .1. L , Kennard , I'nnileld , loss { , DancroH. Miss i'usowater nml Air. I'olftix carried oft a couple nf linnJsoine jirl/w , while the ( nests left as incincnlos ot tlu'iuselves several dainty presents In cut glass , High I'lte tlio Killing Caiiie. Tlio o.sprit do corps of llio Dnndeo Plncn high five club was nicely ilhutmtoil lust l-'ildny evening , when the members were enterlali ed by Mrs. Meaner of Chicago nt the restdfiico of her daughter , Mrs.V. \ . F. Alorpley , la tint delightful miburb , for In spite of tbo severe cold and stormy weather , the nttondanuo wns largo niul playing was commenced on tlmo. The cnnls wciv very handsome and evoked many pleasing comments. Partners were allotted by countries and ruler * , nnd after piny began tbe time seemed to pass very quickly , game utter game being lost niul won In rapid swvosMon , and tlio enjoyment con tinued regardless of the storm without until a late hour. Hefresbments wore served nt 10 : ; tO , nf tor which the successful prlxo winners iwoivcd the rewiinl lor Iboir exerllons. Miss Oraee Hcnioii and Mrs. Keller for the ladles and Messrs. Hamilton and Cannlebiii'l for the gentlemen. Mrs. MiMgor was asslstod in lier ollico us hostess by b * r daugliters , Mrs. Struck uf Chicago atidMrs. Morploy. The next nu'otmg of thoclnb will time place at tbo residence u ! All's. II. 11. Bouson. I'nnuloxps meet on the conunon ground of fashionable siu-iety. The proper social eiitcrtabiincntsof tliosoa- sea ai-e. we arc insured , luncheons for the laillis and dinners for the gentlemen. Dniailclotti sack-fonts unit ashos-of-rosos Un-gi > wim ave naturally the regulation cos tumes for these inactions. A PlenNiuit 'i'on 1'iiriy. Tuesday evening Jlr. und Mrs. S. 1C. Jack son gave n delightful tea to a number of their friends in their bountiful home In Idlewild place , the occasion being Mrs. Jackson's birthday. Although they had hoped to keep this latter event a secict , the puosts Invited learned of the natal day nnd Mrs , Jackson re ceived u number of valuable remembrances in consequence. After lurtnklng of a well appointed repast , high live was played , the guests enjoying tbo evening very ureatly. Tlioso present were : Air. and Mrs. George C. Dassett , Air. and AIr . F. 1C. llailoy , Mr. and Mrs. L'ollett , Air. and Mrs. Phillips , Mr. and Mrs. Joseph Hedmnn , Air. and Rli-3. 11. A. Haskcll. Ethel I shall never consent to marry any but a handsome num. AlandThou you mav bo said to have na "ayo" for tbo beautiful. A liii-tlulay C < > Ieliriitlon. Aliss Ida Hhoilps onlcrtumod n number of her young friends Wednesday ovenlng at her residence In Kountzo place , tbo occasion being her eighteenth birthday. In honor of tlia occasion the beautiful homo of Aliss Uliodes was profusely decorated with palms und blooming phials making the air fragrant with their perfume. ( James and dancing were the purticular features of iho evening's entertainment. The young hostess was assisted in enter taining her pucnts by Aliss .Nellie Chirk. Delightful refreshments were .served and Inter tlio guests returned to their homes having enjoyed tlio evening particularly well. The guests present were : Misses Hattie and Saitlc Siono , Air. M. Schwartz , Miss Julia Schwart/ , Miss Blanche Day , Missus Edimnud Jessie Tbuln , Miss .Nellies Doty , Miss Kate Drantner , Mr. Howard Bruntnor , Miss Ganott , Air. Guiiott , Aliss Uate , Ak'i-srs. IClei-j I'eile , Boon , tJrinncl , Urosh and Wilbur Jackson. A Miitlneo Tea. The Kensington Tea elub numliorhig ton members , met ut Airs. A. Huns , southeast , and Jouos Friday corner of Tvonty-llftb streets day afternoon. " Airs. Unas is a charming hostess , and the club always enjoy n meeting at her homo , which was decorated very prettily in honor of the occasion. A number of very clogant gowns were worn by the ladies. QAlrs. Ilniis'woioa pretty costume inn Worth tea gown of blue silk with black thread luce trimmings. Mrs. iMurtin Colin and Airs. Simon Fisher were very prettily attired in gowns ot"grcon silk with pink triimiiings.diarnrHid ornaments. Airs. Al orris Slomiin wore an olcgant black silk , old i-ose tnnmiings. All's. H. Cohen were a Kedforn costume. Airs. ICal/ , black silk velvet gainitu res. Alr.s. .lacobson , gray tailor madu gown , very stylisb. Mrs. Xew were n navy blue gown wliich became her very u ell. Airs. J. Lobinnu were an imported brown costume. Airs. Arthur Draudcis. black astraehan. Alls , ( leurge llcyii , a lovely black silk. A dainty repast was served during' the afternoon. Okalolioinn Hi li Five Club. The first of the fourth series of gnmos of the Oklahoma high frvo club were pluyud at the pleaoanl homo of Mr. and Mrs , Miihoney , J-il'J South Nineteuntb street , Wednesday evening. The evening was very pleasantly passed in card playing , after which refreshments were served and tlio wbolo winding up with danc ing till 1o'clock. . Tlioso present were ns follows : Air. and Airs. Al Powell , Mr. and Mrs. D. S. Park- hurst , Air. and Mrs. J. G. Martin , Air. and Mrs. Sol Hopper , Misses A lllu Powers. Annie Powers , Katie Powers , Lillie .Nitche , Hor- moiico Lam- and Gortiu i'arkhumt , Messrs. George Hcrrald , Hismarck Nitcho and L. T. Martin , Jr. The next game will bo played ut Mr. and Airs , D. S. J'.irkhurst'K , iMJS South Nineteenth street , next Wednesday evening. 'I line's In former days , a bachelor , When eveninu's Imilows prow apace , With swinging stridus I'd lounge the Iloor , My thoughts adrift m vasty spnoe ; Then I from mankind's ulbo or striuo Found holfico m my niuerschauui pipe. But now that I am gray and wed , When midnight hours nro dark nnd long , 1 walk tlio floor with heavy tread And listen to a tuneful song My mood for slaughter almost ripe , My doubtful solace baby's pipe. 'Hie Premier Clnh JCnloi-tninod. The " 1 'roinior" club was entertained with n yellow and white high llvo party nt Mrs. Alexander Pollack's on Thursday evening. .Xuinerous lamp. * and candles , witn their soft yellow shades and yellow draperies , scarfs ami roses tastefully urrnngod , made the par lors and dining room very lovely In their yel low and wlnto decorations. Two littlu girls , AnnnShivorlck and Kittio Pollack , i > crvodi the guests with their cards , whii-li were , for each lady , n wide yellow ribbon , at the end of which was painted in white the table number and a heart , elub , dlammid or spade , while tiny white bows wuro planed on , Indicating the ganich won. The gentlemen rccolvod u white ribbon p.ilntud In yellow and little yellow bows. At the end of ten hpirlled games , Mrs. Max Meyer won the high pn/.e , All's. Lobinnn the second. Mr. Aaron Calm the first gentluinan'f > prize , and Mr. D. Newman the second. After a dainty course supper the party disported to wvait tlio next pleasant mooting of the Premier at Mrs. Max Meyer's on Maroh 11. These present wuro : Mr. and Mrs. Aaron Calm , Mr. and Airs. MorUz Meyer , Mr. und Mr.s. Martin Calm , Air. and Mrs. Max Moj-er , Mr. and Airs. Albert Calm , Air. and Mrs. Baui Katz , Mr. nnd Mrs. Andrew Huns , Mr. and Mrs. J. LAID man. Mrs. KolUsululd , Mr. and All's , lien Nevvnnm and Mr. and Mrs. A. Jacobsen. A Church Knlrj-lalniiicnt. Ou Thursday evening tbo young pnoplo-of the Beth-Krton Dnptlst church gave miothor of their monthly socials. The occasion will bo very pleasantly remembered by all those fortuimlo enough to Imvo been present. A programme of exceptional merit wan ren dered union ) ; which the inoro prominent features wcro tlio jilimi solos of Miss N. Mage , n young lady possosnlug great musical taluut. Hiunoroui readings by Mr. Victor K Hoiulnr of theOnuilm Mrrcury. t Ions Xw Ilio Oinahn Hnnjo qnartotu , led by Prof. Georgfl ( Ullonhcrk. 'I'lili wan under stood to have boon their first imbliiMippciir- nnce ; It nIt went fur toward sli ( > \\lni k the oupabilltles of this liistrmnont In the hmiiH of .iltlllfiil itorfiV'itorD. Vocnl solodiotm by Mr , John K. llodgo , Air. Hodgi * IM tint u rally the possessor of a rloh Onss voice and is fortunate In kttoxvlnir how to uo II. I'iMf. Glllenbock nlso ivndi'i-ou a banjo solo tu nn exceptional manner. Tin * growing Interns ! In HIMO socl.lls wils plainly ntttvsted by thu IncroiiHCil attendiimv , fullv IM guests hnvlng boon ontortnlnod the ovenlng. nndMioro.il oitlM. Miss Allro llraillej' hus ono lo Vermont to vliit frlciid.H , Mr. ami Mr.t. Tlwnms 1 ! . Klmhall loft /or / Ltiulon on .Monday , Mis ? Kim n v Martin hns returned ft'oni na oxtenooil visll lo Ohlcngo. 'I'lif hiKloMldo litoniry club of Lincoln wcro tbo guests of Mrs. U' . II. Alexnnileron Frl- ilay. ilay.Mr. Mr. Clcmont ChnnccntcrlnlniM n few iron- t lemon friends at dinner on Wednesday oven- Miss KllxalK'th Tutu in loft jostrnlny for Chicago , where she will visit frlendu during March. Mr. mid Mr.s. 13. S. Hooil will return la llollyrooj farm during the coming week lor t ho su miner. Mr. niul Airs. FroJ Nye nro the Kiiost.s.if ( Aliss Ogileu , having arrived Tuoadiiy from Chicago. M" . niul Mrs. Jon" Dodford nml dnuglitrr , Miss Alaynio Dcdford , loft for California lo heuoiio for sovciiil nionthi. Mrs. P. llelnilwiigli mid her pretty ami nocnmpllsbed daughter draco are at the Murray for n few days. I'.iptaln . und Airs. Marsh wcm visitors nt Moan * Carlo WCOK before last logo ! her with All * . Collins and Miss Nettio Collins. Lieutenant ( ! uy llowiird , tttntlonod nt Cov- ornor's Island , was In town this week. Iho Kiicst of his lallier-la-law , Hon. .1. Al. Wool- worth. Miss Mattlo Polack i.sla Washinpton , I ) . C. , visiting the Misses ( IrotT , ilnnt-'htors nf 1 1. in. Lewis GrolT , .eoiainlssloner of the land ilep.irtinent. Mrs. Alvln Sanndoi-s bas relurncil from Wnshiiigton nccompnniod by little Mnrthonn , ( IniiL'htcrot Mr. and Mrs. Itnsscl Hurrison , who luw liecn n.uito ill for some lime , but Is now happily recovering. Aliss Nettie M. Jlrownleo of Moninouth , a aisl"iof Mr. Frank Brownleo nf Oinuhii , was united in Murriago on Fclirunry IK , to Air. Thomas I ) . AlcCnllough. Miss Brownleo visited in Omaha on Hovcrnl occasions and inndu many f rionds who uulto in wishing her nil manner of nice things in hcrwoddcd life. A delightful dinner wns given liy Mr. anil Mrs. . I. N. 11. Patrick on Wednesday even ing lo tlio friends of Mr. H.V. . Patrick nnd Mr. John Patrick. A ineny time was en joyed by Miss Wakolv , Aliss Hughes , Miss JN'nsh , Aliss KiidlyVukclo. . \ . MUs DIKIIIC , Miss Vest , Aliss Ludington , Miss Yales , MlM Hcssin Yates , Mr. Kuenlu , Mr. Sherwood , Air. Deering , Mr. Nii-Cngnc , Mr. Frank Hamilton , Air. A' . C. Smith. The cngago'iicut of Mr. L. "Wcssol , Jr. , oai- tor of the Capital City Courier , mill Miss lOniimi Krlich , the daughter of a prominent St. Joe , Mo. , wholesale merchant , Is an nounced. Mr. WosscI is to be cougnitulateil ou this new venture and his friends tope It will turn out as well as nil his oilier ventures have since he ha been a resident of Ts'e- brasUa's capital. Mr. Wossi-ll's fiancee is a chcnshed member of ono of thu oldest nml highest rospectud families in yt. Joo. Dr. .1. C. Hanchott , who has fur the past two years IKJUII In i-hurgc of Ward's Island hos'iltal and win ) will be rdiu'moeivd as haviniT been in partii'ji-ship with Dr. > \ . 11. lliinclictt of this city for two years piwioin to his point' lo Ward's Islundj bus located in Salt Lake City for the prnrtlon of his profes sion , Jr. ) 1-ninc.liett has many Uehchtfiil ( | tialltiu.s in addition to being a close fludenl und a careful nrnctitiouor and will uuiloubt- t-illy inako a name for himself la the city ol thobaints. The many friends of Mr. W. II. Ilolconib sr. father of tin- assistant genera ! manager of the Union Padlii' system- will bo jileaseil to learn of hi complelb recovery from a pro longed siege of rheumatic fovor. When Mr. Uolcomb's years nro recallud , having re cently celebrated his iiincly-lifth birthday , it is ruiniu-lcablo that ho should recover so quickly , nnd yet Ins lifr * has iioen u model onem ivcry resiwct. which mav account lor his rapid convalescence. At ninety- five , l > orn in the eighteenth century , ho is still n vigor ous man. Six feet four inches In hclu'ht , bo reminds one for nil the world of the oak which prows in bis imtivo state , Mnssu-hu- setts. With all his faculties as KOCH as nt sixty he is n model lor joungmaidiooil to pattern after. Ilo bus si-en the changes al most of a century come iitd : go and hu now looks forward to occupying a new house which helms but lately built in WestOmalni and miiKing that his fust home. Mr. Hoi- comb is undoubtedly the oldest citizen who has ever built n new hou.so m the city. It lillH'l. SumrrcKIr font mil. Never were kisses so sweet ns tier's , Never wore wordso tender , Never were eyes so full ol light , Never \\alst so slender. Never again will her lips meet mine , l-'or ever we t\vo uro parted ; O , bow 1 miss her my love' tonight , As 1 sit here , broken-hearted. Only a trifle wrought my woe , Only a fate malicious , Only n thoughtless word or two , Only an answer vicious , Onlv a sulphurous little scene When xvo both turned gieon and yellow Anil now , by jingo , she's , tiot-n und gone And married another fellow ! nml IhnviiK ol' Mle. AVir I'mHtnild. / . A man mny put up a proscription , a watch , a cnnilidnte , n stove pipe or nn mnbrolla. He can put down bis name , a mutiny , a Btnteuiont , his foot , a tfubscriii- t ion oia square meal. Having accoin- plihhed tliuso tiling ho usually troosmid { ots himself elected a member ol a phil osophical KH'iety. 'I laKgotlst. . The poacook t-prcnds its Arffiia tail , And vainly btruts uhoiit. It fondly dreams the world would fail , If it were counted out ; So with llio ofjotibt , ho writes A tnlo whose inorit lies , Not in its truth nor lifrured ( lights , Hut in lib thousand " 1'sl" iMtMl Ohstnolc. ( Viiciioo Trtliunr. "I'm ' jirotty fjood at tiiiUcriu with lliiancos , 'hoftlv oliuckled n hanlc rohber as he dopiHituu his booty in a bar { , nnd turned to fjo.VlmtV to hinder ino from { joiiijj into politics ? " "Soni" other follow may have a blg'trcr hiir'l,1' resjiotnled tbo wiiulilngflotoc - tivo , comliiHT fin-ward and Kuhnilttinj ; for liis ehiMO iiisectioii ] ) the iiuix/loof a -It- calibro yun. _ < i A Diireruiit , Kill. 1'lnltiilcli'lilii ' Time * . It was Ihoir first tlireo montlis at liousoUoojiliifj ami the gas bill hnd just come in. " 1 don't want to hurt vour fooliiiKs , Kainauthn , " lie wud , "built would have boon money in our pockets If wo had Uopt on cimrllnir. " k'llowV" "AVhy you remember hi the o days wo didn't know what usln 1 ( , rns meant. " ! MiiKical Treat. Jin olJi/n / V.'di/'r. / . ' Vohiul n fine intiflcal treat at our church last .Sunday morning , Saiillles Ih that so ? Si-linos Yes ; the toner waited inilsiilo for the or atiiht nnd then llokcd him be fore the whole congrogallou for spoilitij , ' his iiotolo by plnyiny a wi'oim accoin- paulmont , Thp r.u-i wtiN in it. . "Woll , f/ood niglil , Miss A. , " wild n younsr man the ether ovenlii to a J > wlthtvlllo | K\r\ \ \ whom ho was vibltln- , ' . "J think it'H better for mo too. ( . 1 fmO certain that If I stay twomiimtiw longer 1 blmll bo indlseivet enough to Kiss you. " SUNDAY SALAD OR SIMONS , They'll ' Answer IF You Mlssod Qhurch ot Will QoWoUAflor the Roast You dot. PICKINGS AND STEALINGS Of WITS , Vou Cn 11 lii.oy ! | tlioSllp-lT | ior Oilier * Tot' IVi-liap s Some Ono Will , ( . < < ' ( tin1 l < niiU | on You , Hello \Vliy didn't urn marry Mr. WntMin , Nell ? \Vonll 'know Itu ualfcil jtui la .N'oll Oil , 1 couldn't bo Imtipy with Mii'h a maims Mr. Watson. Hello With moh u niiin as Mr.rul POII ! Why , Nell , what ilo jnu nmauV They wiy lu1 hasnlw'hitoly no faults , Nell Yes , mi I mid erst a ml. That's just why 1 couldn't bo happy with hint. Tim miTei-oneo. Ihti llanictlr. Whoa Washington was president , As , cold us jiny ifiele. I to Minor on a rail road wont , And never retie a liloyclo. Ho re-id hy no olrrtrk * hiiup , Xnrlioai'il ulimil llio Yellowstone , Hi * uovoi * liukotl a junta jjo stamp , And in * NUT MIW a U'U'jihoiio. Hi- : trousers imlod ill the Unoo ? , 15y wire ho could not hoiul ( lispjiloh ; D lie lilted lii laitm with vlmlo oil fjroaso , Ami never liml a mulch to MM-ateh , Itnt in thoco days itHoonio to pass , A 11 work is With Mich ( lushing done Wo'vonll those thinjjH : but then , alas , \VOMOUJ to Imvo \YashIti'totil ( Sni' < * Tliiiij ; , Merchant Jloforo 1 reply , baron , to .your proposal for the hand of my ilaiifjh * tur [ must imlc the tunouiit of your in- I'onu * . Huron IncliulliiK everything , sir , fliOO , ( murks. Merchant Yes , ami to that would bo lidded tin ) interest on 1UOKH , ( ) murks which 1 intend to yivo as my daughter' * ] dowry. Huron That ! well , 1 luivo already taken llio llburty to count that In I 'J'hc ( in-lit ami Only. iJiitull J'ne I'nm. "Yes sab , " wud the coin rod wall r , "I'm k'o'n'ler leave the hotel business. I'm yoin' with a show. " "Vou won't got tiny tips thcro , will ? ' " 1 never liTok a tip in iny life , niii. Dafs howli-oino 1o fet do job. I'm goin' with u dime inuhcnun , Bali. " . Huaid ill Olllllllll. Mrs. l.-5hiO.tockinj { J wonder if the sheriff luih let out t ° hat youny man U'ar- hington , wbo destroy od thin wicked picture. They say tho'y arc letting mon git ut the juil everyday. Mr. Uoldwontlior NTo , my dear Mrs. H , \Varliliifjton is waiUny for "Lho leturn of spritij , ' . " K 7w , r r7777. v. f'utt , The curly Hy I'nine laiK/.ing by , In milliner quite dejected , "I am. ' ' said lie , ' Hiiproarh fully , "Xol properly rets peeled. For people maken wondrous fu 3 O'or lettuce and asparagus , On rndlshos and onions yoiincr Tlio inot t hilarious sonya am bong : Yettlioujjh 1 hiislo from iwiont > dreamy , They don't seem even frliid to see me. " All in I IKI I iiiaily. A woman on Second uuiimu was call- iiiff after a boy who WIIB uoinj , ' down the street , report * the .Detroit I'Vco J'rcss. A pedestrian , who thought tlio bov inisjhtbe d < ; af , baited him svnd quoriou : "It-n't that your mother calling after you ? " "Yes. " , "Well , why don't you iiay attention1 "Oh , yon "don't umlorstand,1' replied the boy , "Slio hooked 11 dollar from pa and wiisgoinir to buy ice cream \vitli it. i hooked a quarter 'from her and am { 'oinir to buy peanuts nnil oandy. It'a himply a case of tlio hooker gottiny hooked. " A Doir Pilaster. / } ciiil'f ] Itrci'te. Down 111 the 1'odunk choir a intiiilon whono mime was Muroir. She s-aiijT up to A , Thou fainted away " \Vhilo trying to ting one note lioir. A Hun On. Following the fjreat eiirtliquako at 1 sell in seine workmen in eleitrintr away the ruins ol a liotisedLsinlerrotl na old wonijin , unharmed. "Clod bluss ! " sbo eried , as they helped lier out. "Hut fur pity's sake"she. added impetuously , "dijr a little deoiicr and save my . " " \VhiitV \ 1 there iinyuno olho alive hcroV they inquiivd : in.\ioiialy. "My hen' " continued the old woman. k st : | M Wit. KdinnetlltJatirnal. "My best joke * , " ' mid llio nmnlour humorist , "occur to mo at times when I cannot jot them down , and so they tire lost forever.1 And the bystanders remarked in chorus : " \Vo can readily hullovo it. " HUH it IJv jr OcjiMirrcd to Vou ? Jack ( excitedly ) Say , Tom , old fol low ! While you wore out of linvn la t niht | ; a iiro broke out in your ollico , ami in order to wive that "old master * ' you ' value MI highly I had to cut it out of'lho frame ! Tom ( also excitedly ) Great Scott I "Why didn't you save the fratuo and lot the pieturo burn ? The frame cost tlio tjiost nuiiioy ! N 'w ZVaino fur I mule. irmfniiiitii'i Stur. Firt.11'oliticianVoll , 1 can't see why tirovorl'loveland has uny juuru cltilui tin Iho demoL-ratic. pro > liloiit1iil unini- imlion than any other man in the party. Ilo htih no jieculiar ability that 1 tun nwiiro of. Second I'olitlclan-Oh , yes , lie has. 1 Ic hah Inevitability. Iaril ! to I'lfJiM' . Tlioy tell a tt ' > ' 1' story of a coi'tnln " \Vost Hide guntUniian who owns n limn- her of hoiiM's ssiys I'eck's Sun. Ho ro- conily riMiled uno to : i young1 clflrlc , iiHsuring him that it vat > in iiurfi'Ot onlor. A week Inter the youn < riimii rushed into the olllco nnd exolaiuied. ! "Soo here , I want to t4illi to you about thai huiihu I just rented from you/ ' "NVhat's the nmttory1' demanded tlio uwnur. "MiittorV Why. Great Seott , the col lar in full of wiitor ! " " \ Vatorloll ! , whiit do you oxwet | , eliuuiHigiio ] ? " 'llio Unliiu ; llahit. CluuHiu 'I'lllinitf. \\Mfo of Managing Kdltor Cyrus , I have jiM yet n luitor from inamina. Shu sends \ou hur levi * . IluMliiuid labsorbod in hls'natwscrlpts ) Alii fcluiuim for return ii