VJ.HXJ 1 - Jy .VLJLJ JL . .UlJJJ. . L1 1 1 HI" THE JXAILY BEE. _ K. UOSBWATKU KniToii. J'UBLLSHKU KVEHY MOUNING. TTII JIB OK suii.ieiii i'trotf , pally nntl Himilny , Ono Year. . $10 no Ptx months . , , . . > . R 10 'Thrro month * . S ft ) fmnilny luo , Ono Ycnr . ' . ' 00 Weekly lice. Uno Vc.ir . . * . 100 OlTlCKSi dninhn , The tire Ilnlldlnx. f-oiilh Oiunlin. Corner N nnrl Cfith Streets. Council UliilTs , 12 1'riirl Mrcrt. Chlcntro ( Hiiro , III" Cham h < > r of Onmmrrcn. Nuw Vcirk , Itooiix III.ll nml lf > , TrlbiinoltiilIdlng , IV.v-hlngtnn , 01.1 roiirtpontli street. AllcotiimmilcntloiH relating to news and Ml II or I ill tmitlrr Hlmiild bo addressed totlio Editorial DulKirlmunt. All business Icttnrs nml ruinlltnwpsshould 1m mldri'wd toTholleo riihlNilMKCnnipnny , Omaha. Draftf , i-lirck * nnd postofll < oorderi to IKI ina < lo ] > iiyullu to thu order of tlio com- liniiy. The Bee Publishing ComnaiiY , Pronrietors , Tlio Hoc Il'ld'p. rarnnin nntl fc'evenlocnthSts VOliy STAir-MENT 01' omCW'ATION. btutuof IS'rhrnnkn , IM County of Douglas , f " " Oioriti' II. T/sclmcK , secretary of TIIK Hun J'u lil Mi I UK company ! dots wilcmnly sncar thai nvtiiiilrlriMiliitlon of Tin : IIAII.YIIKK for the w i I-K emllnK l''ebrunry ' 14 , IbOl , was na follows : hnmlny. IVIiriinry fl W.-4IO Moniliiy. roliriinrvti SWKW Tnt'Mlav. i'clirimry 10 . . 84.1U7 Wrdnrsdav. 1'i'hrnarv Jl S4H'J2 Tlnir-dnv , IVbrunrylS S4.J ( Trldnv. IVIiniaiy ii : 84.TM Batiirdny. Pebruary II 2t,871 Average 2nJ7t ! ur.oicor : . T/.PCIIUOK. Kwiirn to before inu nnd Hiilisurlheil in my presence this llth day of I'ohrniirv A.I ) . 1691. \V. 1C. Kwuw , Notary 1'ubllc. Etalcof Nobrnika , I of . 5' County Douubis. f Grori ! ( < II. Trsclinck , being duly sworn , do- POM s n nrt mys that ho Is secretary of TIIK HEP. j'uliHsliliiiM'uinpany , that , thu actual average daily clrtulatlon of Tun D/n.v UI.B fortbe month of I'ohrimry , IbW , ] | , ? , copies : for March , JW. JU.Hl'i cnples : for April. 18110 , WWl copies : fnr.Mny , IH'O , SUN ) t-oplos : for Juno , IWiO , M.LOI copfi's ' : for July , IH'JO. L'O.fid ! voplus ; for August , JWKI , iO,7H ) copies : for Hoplninbor , 1-DO,2 ( ( ' Tl ) cnplrsi forOctobor. 1SUO. 21I.7W rop- JCH ; for Nnvcinln'r , ] SrO , L'.KiO copies ! for Du- rpinhui1MK ) , UI71 ) coplps : for January , 1KOI , iH,44f ) coiili" ) . OKOIIOK U. T/HCiiuCK. Hvoin lu before inc. ruiil subscribed In my presence , llilsillstdiiyof Januurv , A. I ) . . 1891. N. 1' . I'KII. ntIlry I'nbllc. SK.VATOU GORMAN'S hasty declination of the presidency is u trillo prcmilurc. Tin : result of the somitorinl contests goes to ftliow that tho'ono-term princlplo Is firmly grounded in the hind of the Pakotas. STiiKCTKunf Illinois cloos not stand Upon such trifles as principles or con- hcionco whoa a senatorial sent hangs on the balance. Tun bill to increase the penalties for profanity is n cruel blow at the only so lace loft the contest conspirators. Why liursuo iv corpse beyond tlio grave ? POSTOFFICI : receipts in Now Orleans hnvo fallen .so low as to seriously impair the omolumontB of the olllco. But whal Is the postmaster's loss is the people's gain. PliKSiDENr ELIOT of the ancient uni versity of Ilnrvard , has oujoyod a flat tering reception in the wost. It is an honor well deserved both by the man and the institution. TIIKUI : will bo no frills or flowers about tliis year's appropriations for state Institutions Plain , homespun common noiiso appropriations will bo the style during the next biennial pariod. MKMIISIIS of the legislature may oat their Texas oysters with the satisfaction which accompanies the fact that thov have paid roundly for thorn In advortiS' Ing the smart eity of Galvoston. HAVINO sent them on a fool's errand , the legislature should now lit out a com mission to discover the wlioroUbouts ol McKciglmn , Kom and Bryan. Public nnxloty should bo allayed at any cost. Tins manager of the Atlon road utters his annual lamentation against state am Rational regulation. Meanwhile the corporations , by their own nets , virtually compel the people to adopt stringon jncasuros of solf-protoction. TIIK public has Indicated that It would pltully accept either a novel or a lecture from Mr. Ingalls. That is an invitation which the long-sulToriiig public does not Jlghtly extend to anyone , and It may therefore bo construed as a hijrh com plimont. KKAIINISY county repudiates the that lior iwoplo are destitute and ii need of outsUlo help. Nebraska is bo Binning to wuko up to the fact that she has boon dangerously slandered , am' that It is for the interest of all her clti- Eons that the false stories bo corrected AUTIIOUITIKH appear to agree tha Senator Kyle of South Dakota is a nice Bortof a man , with no bare-brained po llticnl philosophy to worry the country about. This being the case , South Da kola may be said to hiivo dotio well in iismuch as she might easily have done Worso. SOUTH DAKOTA makes a bid for the favor of Montana cattleman by provid Ing for free range in the western part o the state until it shall bo forbidden by majority of the voters in the counties. This will doubtless do a good deal to fester the cattle business In the Black Hills conn try. SLHUK , handsome , alfalfn-fed cattle Bold for high prices in South Omaha yesterday. They wore fattened on irri gated crop * , and no nvm pan calculate the viiluo of the cattle western Nebraska will send to market when that section has a fair chance with the dreary Wyo ming waste from which those cattle hailed. Tins bill to abolish the death penalty In Nebraska Is superfluous. There is practically no death penally to abolish. True , the execution of criminals la au thorized by law , but the maze of tech- idealities and restrictions with which it is hedged by the courts renders It "more honored In the broaon than In the observance. " The law Is worse than n ( load letter. It is successful mainly in aiding the escape of red-handed murtay- ors a fact which the criminal records of Nebraska sadly attest. What the state needs Is a law which will insure the prompt execution of bontonces 1m- poso-l on the guilty. uoi.u Tin : I'MirrnuDDKii THUK. i The representatives of the republican mrly are In > a minority In both branches of tlio legislature , but they are for that reason no less responsible for thu faith-1 ul redemption of the parly's pledges to the people , to tlio extent of their votes ' and influence. Tliolr votes on iho nrloiifl vttnl measures BOOM tocomo up for action will stand as tlio nets of the great political party which , until this vcar , has been responsible for all minches of the government since the state was admitted to the union. Tlio republicans wont into Iho last campaign ujwn n clear declaration of irinciplos affecting state legislation. They declared unequivocally in favor of ajlroad legislation. They pledged the > arly to a reduction of rates to corro- bpoml with these "now prevailing in states adjacent to tlio Mississippi' , " to the abolition of frco passes , except for rnihond employes ; to the enactment nnd enforcement of laws prohib iting the Illegitimate increase of stock nnd capital ; to the taxation of ill railroad property , Including their enormously valuable franchises ; and , finally , to nil legislation aiming at the curtailment of corporation inlluonco in politics. The railroad question is still an tinsot- .Icd problem In sta to politics. Measures designed to carry out tlio principles enunciated in the republican platform will soon como up for action in the legislature. It is the duty of the republican members to work and vote for these measures in pre cisely the same spirit that they would have clone if the -party wore , now , as tormorly , entirely responsible for the re sults of the session. The republican party la pledged to stand by the people on other important measures. It promised to support ballot reform , an employe * ' liability act , and a law making public elevators serve as warehouses or conditions that prohibit discrimination. It agreed to support more stringent usury laws and to pro vide legislation to assist laborers in the collection of wages. Uvory rootiblienn member of the sen ate nnd house wan elected on this plat form. Hvery ono of thorn is therefore individually responsible for the attitude of the representatives of the party in the legislature. The party will bo hereafter - after judged by its present action as justly and mercilessly as if it wore tlio majority rather than Iho minority. The event may prove that the votes of re publican members were or wore not important in determining the fate of measures vital to the welfare of the pee ple. However , that may bo , their votes will largely determine the future of the republican party in this stato. They are at least responsible for the rcdcmp tiou of the solemn pledges of the party to the people. It Is to bo hoped that the seven ropub Hams in the senate and the 21 In the house will hold the rudder true. THIS NICARAGUA UOXD SC11KME. It is said that a .lumber of senators who at first approved the proposal that the government should guarantee $100 , 000,000 , of Nicaragua canal bonds have changed their minds , and there Is con scquontly less probability that this scheme for making thu. government practically responsible for the cost of this enterprise will succeed. Notwith standing the fact that the proposition had the unanimous support of the com mittee on foreign relations it has re < colved very little public endorsement. Nobody fails to recognize the import ance of the canal project commer cially , and there is felt to bo seine force in the argument that If the government guaranteed the bonds it would prevent them from going abroad and at the same time would , la oltoct , make the canal a na tional affair. Hut on the other hand it is reasonably said that if the projectors of the enterprise can show , as they claim , that it will assuredly bo profit able thov ought to have no difficulty in enlisting American capital , and as to ex tending the authority of the government mont over it that will hardly bo neces sary for Its protection. It Is suggested that as England secured control of the Sue/ canal by obtaining most of the slock and now makes regulations for that great commercial water route , so in time some foreign power might got control ol the Nicaragua canal. But the danger of this Is extremely remote , if indeed there is any danger. The chances are that the canal will always remain under American management , whether its bonds are bold abroad or at homo. Public sentiment la not In favor of the government guaranteeing the bonds ol any corporation. ICxporionco has shown that in such transactions the government mont uniformly gets the worst of it. Hut oven If this wore not the case the policy is had on general principles. It is not a function of the government to engage in that sort of business. If congrosa should pass the bill which provides for guaran teeing the Nicaragua canal bonds , It would amount practically to talcing $100- , 000,000 from the treasury of the United States and making a present of it to the corporation. This of course would not bo done directly , and the promotord of thu bcliomo are profuse in assurances that not a dollar would como out of the national treasury , but it la safe to regard as a certainty that when the Interest payments wore duo the cash box of the company would bo found empty or lack ing , and the government would bo called upon to supply the money. The interest on Pacific railroad bonds guaranteed by the government has taken out of the treasury over $00,000,000. Further more , it la highly probable that the 3100,000,000 which the Nicaragua canal company want guaranteed would bo only a starter. Once involved in this business the government may bo called upon to put up two or three times the amount now aeked for , and finally there would arise the same question that there is now regarding the Pacific railroads , namely : that of the govern ment assuming ownership of the canal. It Is clearly the duty of congrohs to re ject the proposition which the promot ers of the Nicaragua canal ate urging , and which for soino. occult reason re ceived the favorable consideration of all the members of tbotonato committee on foreign relations. It Is time there was u distinct disavowal of. the policy of loaning ] the credit of the government for promoting ] the Interests of corporations , however 1 Important andt laudable their enterprises , and It should bo made In connection with the Nicaragua bond measure. i Otherwise there will bo fur nished i n valid argument In buhnlf of the sub-treasury and other schemes which are likely to luivo a strong support in the next congress. OMMIA'S rtXAAl'lATi STAXUIXG. In the business world the standing of the individual , firm or corporation is measured by the energy and ability dis played , the piotnptlUido with which obligations are mot and pledges ful filled. The same rule applies to municipali ties. Their standing In the financial world reflects not only the prosperity of the community , but the confidence and enterprise of its people. No barometer responds inoro readily to a change In the elements than the monetary mercury registers the effect of bad management , oxtrnrngnnco nnd recklessness in public affairs. Omaha's standing In the financial marts of the country is unsurpassed. "While other cities of equal population are struggling to meet past duo obliga tions or Inventing explanations of ex cessive deuresslon in values , the high standing of Omaha Is forcibly illustrated by thu inquiries of Investors for city bonds and voluntary lenders of premiums for them. Nor is this remarkable confidence in O.naha's present and future misplaced. The books of the city and county treasur ers prosonl a record of prom pttaxpay ing , ol which fowcltios can boast. During IfeOO , the amount of regular taxes paid by property owners was $1,175,180. In addition to this , special taxes for paving , curbing , sewers nnd grading- the amount of $173,457 were collected. In round numbers , over a million and a half dollars was turned into the public treasuries by the taxpayers of Omaha. This vast sum was paid in during n year of marked business depression and doubt. The ratio of collections to total tax levy is a notable proof of the city's prosper ity. In 1880 the tUy tax collections amounted to 93.25 per cent of the total levy ; in 1SS7 , 97.52 per centjin 18S8 , 08.93 per cent ; in 18SS ) , U2.15 percent , and in 1890 , 8-1.10 per cent , with six months of the tnx year remaining. The significance of these figures will bo appreciated when It is stated that over six million dollars in special taxes have been paid by property owners for street improvements in eight years and nearly three million dollars in state and county taxes during the same period. Despite this enormous drain , regular obligations have been promptly mot , and a comparatively small amount of prop erty sold for delinquent taxes. The record is a splendid tribute to public confidence nt homo and abroad. Is it any wonder that investors who paid last year a total premium of $2o,000 for Omaha's low interest bearing bonds are anxious for a few more blocks of such gilt edge securities ? TJIK 1'AOKJins SKTTLK IT. If the interview with a representative of the packers'interests at South Omaha published elsewhere in THU Buis , cor rectly states their future course , it maybe bo said that the controversy between the live stock exchange and the American live stock commission company is at an end. It appears that the packers wil withdraw from the live stock exchange and reserve for themselves the right to buy cattle where they choose , regardless of the rules that have previously bound them , This decision ia crcdltabloto the pack ers and in accordance both with justice and sound policy. The contention of the commission men has been that nobody should sell cattle in the market unlos : a member of the exchange and obodlont to its rules. Under this arrangemon nvory shipper was obliged to pay the commissions fixed by the exchange whether they required the services of the commission men or not. So long as the packing interests continued to bo bound by the rules of th exchange outside shippers were holplo.ii to interfere with this arrangement The man who operated on Ills own capi tal and brought his cattle to market was obliged to pny tlio same tribute to the exchange as the man who used the ser vices of commission men as bankers and agents. Tho"American livestock commission company , composed of stock raisers ors and feeders , was organ izcd to give its members equal rights in the market with commission men. It could not hope to accomplish its object if the packers refused to buy of parties not authorized to do busincs by the exchange. Now that the packers declare their independence of the exchange change , commission men and outsld shippers stand on an equal footing. The result of the packers' decision will bo beneficial to the business. I will introduce a now element of compe tition , and permit stock raisers to marKet Kot their cattle with the least possibl expense. It will vary likely have th further effect of eliminating the possl bilityof hostile legislation that woul work injury to all concerned. NuiiUASlCA is not the only state I which an effort is being mndo to abolis the abuse of frco railroad passes to pub lie officials. Massachusetts has nls found this practice to baa source of ovi and a measure is before the legislatun of that state Intended to do away wit it , but it does not appear that the law makers are very anxious to give up thl perquisite. They are plainly told that la the opinion of the public the free pass has the effect to give railroad cor porations an advantage over the indi vidual , but this sortofreproieh , equally applicable wherever legislators and public officials generally accept free railro.id pasbos , docs not scorn to weigh inoro heavily upon the minds of the Massachusetts lawmakers thnn with these yjsovvhoro who in this cheap way dispose of their Indopondanco to the corporations. Tlio possession of a free pass appears to bo there as everywhere else a complete emollient for the wounds of public condemnation. It is burprlslng how man ordinarily quick to resent any imputation upon their honor and man hood will stand without a murmur the accusation of bcin accessible to railroad Inlluonco in ordarpu save the few dollars lars which the frWpa < enables them to save. Hut , oagJoHly as moat ptiblic of ficials and loglnmtora cling to this per quisite , there is mill reason to buliovo that ultimately liio. free pass abuse will bo dona awnyvith. . ' OUlt celestial nijtomporary , the , assails Governor Hoyil's message , and declares that 'prohibition ' is not a dead issue , tluit.lt , Deceived inoro votes than the governor , that it occupies a position similar to tlio amendment in creasing thu number of judges of the supreme court , nnd quotes "Judge Agncw of Iho United States supreme court" in opposition to the claim that prohibition is sumptuary legislation. Unfortunately for the JlidlumVs system of reasoning , there is no Judge Agnew on tlio United Statoi supreme bench. Prohibition was rejected by an over whelming majority of till voles cast at the election , whereas the court nmondinont , though overshadowed by the main issue , received a sub stantial majority of all votes cast on the proposition. Prohibition Is a dead issue lot only in Nobtaska but in every state .vhoro . it hits been tried. An increase in the working force of the supreme court s absolutely necessary for the proper nnd prompt transaction of public busl- loss , and the increase would have been sanctioned at the polls had not the frco timmics traded every vital interest to ralvanlzo their corpse. Heroin Hos the substantial dillorenco between ostab- ishcd facts nnd exploded theories. TIIK decision of the supreme court on the boundary question confirms the claims of South Omaha to the strip of territory in dispute. The court holds that while cities may nnnox adjoining tillages in their entirety , organized cities of the second class cannot bo Jin- ncxed by the more extension of metro politan eity limits. The ruling settles tv trilling annoyance , and is of no consequence - quonco to Omalm , except so far as it iifTccts the collection of special taxes for street improvements in the disputed strip. _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ NOW that the board of public works is in working order , preparations should bo made , in connection with the council committees , for the inituguration-of pub lic improvements at the earliest pos sible day. DKSIHTK his exhausting labors In strengthening the party spine , the sani tary commissioner finds time to levy on the county for a liberal donation of the elixir of life. it comes to the finer points of municipal law , the legal minds of the council are , in their own estimation , several leagues in advance of the city attorney. ' ANOTIIEU rate war is on. The more the corporations combine the greater becomes the thirst for blood. Matin ; ; Time. It's bird mating time , nml Blnlno has one eye on thu eagle and the other on the Cuban parrot. Shaking in Their Roots. licit tfnnl Cmirant. Cleveland ( in writing that letter about sil ver ) , has ilono wliat the plantation preacher did when ho divcrsed from ' "ligion" into morals. Ho has "thrown a coldness over the mcotiii' . " . Illinois is Crowding. Motion Advettl cr. If the Connecticut legislature cannot manage - ago sooa to got over its quarrel and ct down to business ocoplo will cease to talk nbout "tho Nutmeg stato" and bcfe'ln to call It the chestnut atato. Notice to Quit. 2Vetc 1'orfc Tribune. Another victim of the cigarette habit has found Ufa not worth living and has blowa bis brains out. Such Incidents as this doubtless have a greater deterrent effect unon smokers of cigarettes than any legislation which has been enacted by any of tbo state ? . The latest attempt to cure the habit by law is belnj : made la Indiana , where It is proposed to exact a heavy state license fee from sellers of this form of tobacco. Ijnlssp z Falro. Kcw York Inilepentlfnt. "Busybodles" are three times referred to in the bible nnd always with disapproval. They are persons who concern themselves a ( rcat deal about the affairs of other pot-sons when they have properly and riRhtfully noth ing to do with them and should bo content to mind their own business Such persons are a standing nutsanco to every circle in which they move. They are usually exaggerating "tattlers" as well as busybodies. AdmircH Americans. Jfrs.tain / -If. Stanley in Sew Yoilc 7/cmW. 1 see lu a Now York paper nu article has appeared attributing to mo common ta on New York society which I never maUo. I emphat ically deny having made such Impertinent , such ungrateful remarks. Tlio gracious kind ness shown us ntNbw York would alone have rendered it impossible for mo to speak of American ladles and gentlemen in the extra ordinary way I am reported to have spoken. I admire and appreciate far too much all I have seen to think.or say what Is attributed to mo. Sign Thin Petition ? Kne 'liork Sim. There must bo a certain number of maga zine articles published .every month , and it fl a fact which any intelligent person can verify in a few moments , that of the entire number n certain percentage are written because the writers had something on their minds , and the rust because thc.'cditors had space to 1111. Thuro Is plenty of kiipw-how , though , about writing magazine ai-tlclos and clover people who Iccep thorasclvo ( omployodat It got so sltillfulthnt It is ofteri'hard ' to tell from tlicir articles whether they1 have really felt the opinions they exprcsa'br ' not. Poetry as a Kul'cty Valve. fftw Ynrk .Sim. i'erso will go on , not necessarily because there is a demand for It , but occauso of thu relief it affords to the producer. Circum stances that cannot bo put to any ottior Im aginable use , can often bo made fruitful of a pooin of a meritorious and marketable quality. To bo jilted by u girl Is a sore trial , but the sorcncsi is lessoned and even lu soniu cases transmuted Into chastened elation , wiion the experience has been rut up Into proper lengths , duly rhymed ami possibly sold for publication. Confession is good for the soul , and there is that about poetry which espec ially ills it to bo tbo vehicle of confession. I'iclurrmiio | HOH. nibiiop Talbot , the genial and popular mis sionary , ( Episcopal ) bishop of Wyoming , re cently preached la St. Peter's , Philadelphia , wearing over his Mirplloan red ncndomia lixut ftuchnils nlmost universally worn by Iho I'.tigllsh clergy , sny * the Now York Tribune. After tlio ncrvlco two old ladles began telling each oilier how much they liked him. "IJut , " said ono , "I liked him so much moro before ho went to Wyomlmrj didn't wear that ridiculous red thlnR on his back then , " "Oh , my dear , " replied her friend , "ho doesn't really llkoto wear It , you know. Hut tljo Indians where ho comes from innko him wear It , Ihey wo'i't listen to n man who doesn't ' \vo.ir gauily clothes. " VJWSOX.l LIT1HS. Ono of the English novelists of the Jay , A. C. Doyle , h an occullst in netlvo pr.ictlco. "Pottalrt Pottalr } Haven't hoard of her. " This is the cruel way lu which Mme , Sara uormlts herself to speak of a rival Cleo patra. Iloston Herald : General Mllca says his only ambition is to command bravo men. That la the kind of a presidential candidate ho Is. . Mrs. Mary Darden , of Hampton , Vn. , clnlnn to bo 103 years old , and her word Is believed. Her mother tllod In 1601 , at thu leputed npo of 100 years. Sir Julian 1'auucofoto is very anxious to deny his Invcrvlcw on the Hehrlng sen deci sion. It's not to bo wondered at. with the fate of his predecessor , Lord Sackvllltf , before fore his eyes. Mrs. James 0. Blalnc , Jr. , asldo from a sllirht lameness , is nearly recovered from her recent serious Illness of some munths ago. Her plans about attempting the stage are not llxeil. Probablv tlio richest clergymen in tlio United States , if not hi the world , nro Rev. Dr. K. A. Hoffman and his brother C. V. Hodman , the former dean of general thoolo- cal seminary in Now York. Their wealth Is estimated at S14OUOOIM ) each. Cleveland Press : Congressman Taylor of Chlcaco boldly proclaim * that ho bought sil ver after the present silver law was pissed nml sold It at a profit , nnd that ho is only sorry that ho did not buy inoro of It. Taylor may not have an exalted Idea of the decencies of statesmanship , but ho is business , strictly business. The estate that Senator Hearst will leave to his heirs ia valued all the way from $ JO- UOO.OOO down to $ T,000,000. ) , It Has no fixed value , for the reason that much of it is com- posca of mining property that now yields a largo income , but is of n precarious nature. His solo heirs are liU widow and young Will iam Hearst , who is a gentleman of expensive tastes. It said of Senator Gorman that he 1s so cool , nervy and self-possessed that it is im possible to surprise or disconcert him. weio he , In the midst of a spcccn , to put his hands into his co.it-tail pockets nml Mud in it a California earthquake hatching out Idaho cyclones ho would go on with bis remarks as unconcernedly as if ho had only found a cough drop. Frederic Comlert , second only to Cauncoy Depew as an after dinner speaker and one of the best lawyers in New York , is not a good penman. A clerk in his olllco got "stuck" oa somoofhls chief's writing. Mr. Coudcrt tooU'tho paper and gave it tils attention for some moments , then tossing it across the table ho said , with assumed petulance : "Can't read it , eh ? Well , how do you expect mo to read it tnen when you wait until it gets cold ! " 'Reno I iuld'H P aliii. When tired of llfo Wo can end all its strifo. Sure enough , by ] ust holding our breath ; Ilut what will you do If within your grave yea Become just as tired of death ! It Is bettor by far To remain where wo nro , Nor shorten life's Journey a mlle , For it truly is said That when ouco wo nro dead VVo shall likely DO so a long whllo. A llonl Kepubllcaii. I'arli Ftfjiro. A painter about to receive a visit from a duke bade his little bov put oa his best clothes. The child refused , saying : "I won't dross up for a duko. " "Woll , then , it's nkimr , " said his father. The young gentleman promptly submitted to his toilet.On being asked why ho yielded in the case of a king , the child responded : " 1 want to see hia two heads. " His knowledge of Icings was confined to playing-cards. An Kflioacious Motllolm ; . , "Ah , doctor , allow mo to give you my heaitlost thanks for that medicine you pro scribed for mo. " "So it helped you very much ! " 'Yes , indeed , immensely. " "How many bottles did you usol" "I didn't ' drink any myself , but my uncle got away with ono bottle , and soon after breathed his last. I Inherit all his property. " Knnily Suited. Vttn'ccc ' JHiilc. Ho ( ardently ) I love you truly , Miss PrcUigyrl , more than words can tell. May I bopo that my love is returned } She I can't Ho O , well , perhaps you don't like mo as well as I like you. You see I am more easily suited than you nro. Enthusiasm In Chicago. "Whoop I Hooray 1" yelled tbo Chicago man. "Wtiat's up ! " queried his companion. ' Niagara falls are on the move in our dl rection. In the coin-so of tlmo Chlcago'll have 'em ' , Hooray ! Whoop-ooo-oopco 1" Pity iho Mary had a little lamb , His whiskers wow snow white ; And if Mary btrolled without him , There was sure to bo n light. Ho followed her to school ono day , Which proceeding was tabooed ; The janitor Uicked his Inmbship out , And Killed a passing duuc. Ho Don't Attend. Jioslaii Courier. The man who when Juno had its fovoi- begot Ne'er ventured to church 'cause ' 'twas ' thuii' during hot , Now holds him aloof from the sanctified fold , Because , as bo says , "It's too thundering cold. " I'laccs. Shakespeare Is right , the world indeed's stage , 'Tls safe to bet a box of fine cigars That man is very far from being sago Who thinks to llnd the world all palacocars. 1'rno to Art. The Jolly soubrette , she would ever coquette. . For to marriage she wasn't inclined. She would make up her face with astonishing grace , But Bho never could make up her mind. A jtvcit iiJK v < turns"r TAJIK. Hostnn Transcript. Wo all look on with anxious eyes , When father carves the duel : , And mother almost always sighs , When father carves thu duck , Then all of us prepare to rise , And hold our bibs before our eyes , And bo prepared for some surprise , When father carves tbo duck. He braces up and grabs a fork , Whene'er ho ctirviu a duck , And won't allow n soul to talk , Until bo's ' carved tbo duck. Tbo fork Is Jabbed Into the sldos , Across the breast the Unlfo ho slides , While every careful person hldoa i'Tom Hying chips of duck. The platter's always sure to slip When father carves the duck. And how It makes the dishes skipl Potatoes lly amuck ! The squash and cabbage leap In space , Wo get homo uravy la our face , And father mutters Hindoo grace Whene'er ho carves u duck. Wo then have learned to walk around The Ulcilng loom and pluck From off tlio wmdow-sUU and walU Our share of fnthcr'n duck. Whllo father growls and blows and jaws , And iwiArs the knlfo was full of Haws , And mother Jeers at him because Ho couldn't carve a duck. A DESPERADO'S ' ADVENTURES , It Costa Two Thousand Dollars to Arrest a Torty Dollar HOMO T.lilof. VARIOUS MATRIMONIAL COMPLICATIONS , The Mnuiil 11 Milcii MURCO HaiidH \ Knnsni MrrutianL Tnkoit In Hound to Hold tlio Knrin NuwH Xoles. LINCOLN' , Nob. , Fob. 10. [ Special to TUB Uii.J : : Deputy ShorllT Xutsvcrn of Tocum- sch urrlvocl In the city tills morning with \Vlll Whitney , a notcil desperado niul crook , whom ho e.ipturoil In Now York for stealing n horse In .lohnsoii county several-years ago. This Is the fourth or llfth liino Whitney 1ms been nrrested for the criino , mid each tuna hu escaped. Once when n tnllo froniTcoumseh ho Jumped from n train going thirty miles mi hour , and nllgntod In safety. Another tlmo ho brolto tiway front the oillcars mid hid in n swamp. Ho tells his escapades with evident relish , and says that on this occasion ho laid in a ditch partially lllled with water , \vhllo his pursuers passed within u fo\v foot of him. Ho Is n young follow of about twenty-eight , very well dressed. Ho says the county has spent about F.,00l ! ) chasing hi m for the theft' of a 640 horso. HOUND Tt ) MOM ) TI1I1 PAKM. Frank Strndloy secured nn Injunction from Judge Field Oils morning restraining William K. CHIT mid C. S. Shaw from an noying him and throwing htm oil u fiirm In Cuss county. Newton 12. Onrr claims the land belongs to him. nnd that William and Shaw hnvo entered into u conspiracy to deprive - privo him of the fiirm , on which the former was allowed to live on conditions that ho didn't fulfill. William Cnrr has routed the farm to Shnw , whllo Newton Carr lias rented it to Stradloy , and there is where the dlfll- culty hos. DUNCAN TIKRS cir\nnn. Many patrons of the museo who called last ovouliur to attend the performances worn considerably surprised to find that plnco of amusement closed. The closing was only temporary , mid at 1 o'clock this afternoon the museo opened its doors again , with Will iam T. Duiiean as solo proprietor and man ager. The closing was duo to differences between the proprietors of the museo Messrs. Sackott & , Lnwlcr of Omaha , and the owners of the building , Jiohanan Llros. The museo com pany hail been paying n rental of $ , tH ( ) ( ) a vcar for the two lloors , and had a ten years' lease. The house was not as prolitablo as the proprietors had anticipated , and they wished n reduction in thu rent , but the Holmnnns had entered into the contr.ict in Kood faith and did not doslro to bo thrown out in the cold summarily. Will Lnwlur of Omaha was down yesterday and held u conference with tlio tlohuiians , hut no settlement was reached , nnd ho loft for Omaha at 1 o'clock. Manager Duncan immediately miulo Messrs. liobnnan a proposition to assume the obligation , contingent on his being successful in securing the museo for himself. This was satisfactory and Mr. Duncan went to Omaha in the evening , where ho held negotiations with Mr. Iv.iwler , and as a result ho returned this morning with the papers in his pocket which give him the solo.proprietorship of the inusec. inusec.ttON'T ttON'T I'AY lir.lt IIUSIIAND'S IJKI1T3. The attention of the county court was taken up this morning In hearing that case of the Stuart State bank vs Mary Hyman , a suit on a noto. Mrs. llyman says that she never slimed any note and don't owe the bank anything. The case seems to hinge on whether the woman is liable for the hus band's debts , as the bank bought the note supposing that she would sign It. MAimir.n ANOTHEH ami , . Louis Calavan , a young man who is at present under bonds to nppc.ir before the next term of district court to exonerate him self from the charge of being the father of Mary Klamp's child , was married at tlio St. Charlns hotel today by Jutigo Stewart , who had bound htm over. The Rirl in the case , however , is not Mary Klatnp but Laura Spencer , a 19-ycar-oltl young lady from Sprapuo. Till ! SlWVEIl LUICEXY OASn. The Frothingham-Siiwyor caso. over which Justice Drown puzzled his brains for two days , has been dismissed , there not Dclng enough evidence produced by Frothlngham to prove that Sawyer had stolen SJOO from him , as was alleged in the indictment. Frothingham , however , says that ho is S7K ( ) out and naturally feels raihor sere over the decision. MU. KAflsnir. is J.IAHI.E. Mr. J. S. Hapsdalo of IConosaw writes to Deputy Auditor Allen that the Citizens' Mu tual railway company of Waterloo , la.which has recantly failed , wishes him to pay Jli5 ! toward the payment of the Oohts of the de funct company. Mr. Allan says that as the company is a mutual ono it will use every effort to maUo Mr. Ragsdato pay this amount. LOOKING Foil A WIFE. Joseph Norton , an Englishman who lives near Dnvoy , was a caller at Judge Stewart's ofllco yesterday afternoon nnd invoked the aid of that olUcitil in securing him a wife. The judge's supply was exhausted and Joseph is still hankering after a fair ono to woo and win. His desires seem to run in the line of a woman of about forty or forty-five , and as bo has had consldciablo trouble with his sons the right party should apply at onco.t TIN ; TiioL'svND roil HUH sox. Mrs. Mary 13. Meyer , as administratrix , began suit In the district court this morning against C. 12. Hedges asking 810,000 damages for the death of hcr son Knos , who was hilled in defendant's foundry December 0 , IbSS , by the bursting of an emery wheel. The plain- till contends that the explosion was duo to careless management ami that her boy ought not to have been put at this heavy work. 01)113 AND EX119. Frederick Socrth was given Icayo to with draw the answer to his wife Gcorgio's peti tion for divorce , and on that woman's telling her story the court gave her a deereo on the ground of non-support and desertion. Judge Stewart yesterday heard the testi mony In support of the application of Morris 1'adon for the appointment of a guardian for his mother , who , hu claims , is mentally Incompetent - competent to have chnrgo of her estate , and which she is wasting. Argument is being heard this afternoon. KesolutloiiH of Sympathy. At n meeting of the Apollo clut ) , held Tues day evening , the following resolutions were unanimously adopted : Whereas , Wo have learned with prof nil IK ] ro ret of thu dtmth. In fur away Slum , of MM. KII/ulM'th IVmutll I'liriuipr. .slater of ourie- sprc.ted president. Mr. T. .1 , I'omiull ; anil Wlii'roas. Tlio tiiklne siwuy of a yumif ? life HO full of linpo. devotion and solt-Kiiurillco leaving home , frlomls and nailvu land to KO ainoiiK tlio houtlion In assist In tirlniflriK < ln : U- niii'd wiuls Into thu light of ulvllUallon and Christianity ; ami \Vliureas , llur husband Is now left dosoluto and iilotii ) In-n IieatliiMi land , tlinruforo holt licsolvn ) , Ity I ho Apollo ulnli of Uniiiha , nml the lailh's' auxiliary tliuroU ) , that wo hereby axiuvi > aiiir apyrroiatlon of thu nolluni ) s of liorclmruoii'r and fcelf-micrllleui rind liu It Itusolved , That wo fiirthuruxpiosf iinrfiln- oero sorrow and tunduront licartfclt Hyinp.i- thv tothohoart-liroliiMi family ; and Kesolved.Thnt-tin-so rpsolntlnns ha entered niion the it'ciirilt and copies tr.insiiilttvd t thu family nml to thu iin-ss nf Oimihu for nuhllratlnn. peetfiilly snliinlltcil , U.U. lloi.MKH , Aixn.ru .Miivnn , boutotury. Vlco 1'riisldont. JKNTN. Fllrgondo Illattor : Itt the Kostaurnnt- . "ts this roaU vonlioii iiurfcetly frcihl" "Vci , perfectly froMi. " "Hut It l nhvnys so rhoapl'1 ' "No. the llrst Ave days wo cliurito 60 ccnta a iKrtlon inoro. " Ctilcago Post ! Secretary Uttsk reports Unit there aro50K)0)0 ( ) ( ) ( ) of how In the United Statoi. This would scorn to Indicate thai tbo majority of the Inhabitants rldo oil the street cars. St. Joseph News ! This present goncrntlon y Is not nearly ai good at looking out for it'sl'1 ' ! ) S rmdQ.i as for its V's ' and X's. / I'uclc : "Do the nihilists want to treat with thu Cznrl" "Yes. And it's their treat. They want to blow htm off. " Mnnsoy's WooUly ; Patrick The fnmlno In Ireland is nbout 'over ; what Hhall wo do with the supplies on handt O'lhmovati Kxchango them for something practical ; say arnica and court plaster. U'ho kittens gropa nnd tumble around ; i > o they get their eyes immderi And where the dickens they are , to them Must be a nlno-daya' wonder. Washington Post : The { 'miso of the recent stringency In Wall street Is at last disclosed. t\vo western poker-player * with Mowing sleeves have been spending tbo winter in Gotham. Glebe : Atchlson has a curiosity. Ills a pretty girl whom all thu other girls like bettor than they do her homely sister. I'uck : "I bellovoyou Presbyterians don't keep Iont. Miss Lawrunoui" "I Just guess wo do. I always have a now suit for F.astor. " Harper's Banr : "Please don't talk to mo. I'm saving my volco for the opera , " "Why , are yon to sing ! " "No. I'm to bo In ono ol the boxes. " American Grocer : Making a piny for him Jack Pott ( to coy musician ) Mr Miss ( iladvs. won't you play for mo ? Wllllu ( aged ton ) Aw , that's what she's been dolu1 for a month I TO TIII : vr.xus or MILO. I'nrli. You need no arms , O Venus sweet I I swr.tr by yonder aides You'd knock a man right off his foot By ono glance of your eyes. Kow Orleans Picayune : A gas trust can bo disposed of la short meter. Hinglinnipton Republican : The man who was nearly choked with r.igo found it was caused uy an ellect to swallow his wrath. Atchlson Glebe : The skeleton In a man's closet Is usual some other man , and the skele ton In a woman's closet Is usually another woman. Boston Trapscript : A man can fairly bo charged as being a btgottcd temperance man when ho will have nothing to do with hope , because hope is so often dissipated. Martha's Vineyard Herald : Love la awny ahead of sunshine. It gilds a real uncom fortable time with more glory than old Sol can evolve in trying to illuminate a ( toscrt of rocks and desolation. Drake's Lecturer "Tho Mipnze sugges tive campaigns of the Romans Into ( ! aul form , perhaps , the only record of a series of successful lailurcs in his " Auditor ( lnUrruptliiK ; ) "What's the mat ter with the Delaware peach crop ! " ol'Jay'H Death. An inquest was hold yesterday to dotor- mlno the cause of death of Gcorgo Jay , the employe of the Klinbnll ice company wlio was run over by a Missouri Pacific engine February 11. and both legs crushed In such a way us to make amputation necessary. The testimony showed that the man was trespassing on the property of the railroad company and drove directly in front of the approaching engine in the yards. Tli o tes timony of the physician who made the post mortem examination showed that death re sulted from blood poisoning , thu tissue of the legs being so badly crushed as to make it im possibles for nature to repair the circulation. A void let was returned in nccot-danuu with the ovidenco. tin ; Su ur Homily Hcpnnl. A special meeting of the board of directors ol the Omuliu board of tradowas held yesterday afternoon for consideration of the bill pend ing in the legislature for a repeal of the bounty on sugar. After a full discussion of the matter the following was unanimously adopted : Wlmroas A bill Is now pending In the Ne braska It-Rislutiiru looking to thu repeal of tliu net providing for u bounty on Mi nr inanu- f.iuturud from beets raised In the state of No- uruskii ; tlmrttfims hu It Uusnlvuil , ly ) the directors of the Omaha boaid of trailu. that our fu'nutors anil lopro- Htmtnttvrs ho anil are hereby reiiui'Hlcd to nso their InlluoiiL'o to suouro itn rxtrnslim ol thu lime at which this bill shall take. olTuot to January 1 , 1SOJ. Don't Wnnt Help. A requisition was recently mido by parties in I'hclps county for help from the state re lief commission. Itov. Or. Martin , Hon. H. 11. Grccr , Loulo Meyer nnd W. N. Nason called n meeting at Holdrcge on Monday to consider the request for help. The county commissioners , however , took n hand In the matter and yesterday acnt Mr. Nason a tolo- gratn saying that they would withdraw all claims for aid and that the county wou > d ex tend its residents any assistance needed. Kinkaiil and Mttlo. Mr. John KinUaid , a prominent attorney of Ouray , Colo. , and Mary Holland Little of thu Woild-IIer.dd editorial stall , were united In mnrriago at noon yesterday at the residence of Mr. and Mrs. II. B. 1'eattle , ! U2I i'oppluton aveuuo , IJr. DuryeaolHclating. Only relatives and a few intimate friends of the bride were present. Mr. and Mrs. iCinkald loft on the afternoon train for Salt Luke and will make * their future homo at Ouray. _ Hi-other Comliij- Chief Seavoy received a letter yesterday from a brother of II. M. Itodgcrs , new in jail , and the gentleman says ho will arrive in Oiimhu iu a day or two for the purpo o of seeing vhat ho can do with and for the young man who attempted to sbufllo off his mortal cell a fortnight since. I'nrtlcs nt North 1'latto h.ivo also written Ciilof Se.ivey stating that they know Kodgurs to bo a Penn sylvania boy. _ Crrsot-nt Quartet to Cononrt. Considering thu btato of the weather , a fair si7Cil audience greeted thu Crescent qnartotto at the concert given nt the Park Place Congregational church at Thlrty-llrst and California streets last night. The music by the members was very line ? , while tha recitations by Miss Allan and Miss ICetchum added much to the pleasure of thu evening. Both of the Indies are elocutionists of consid erable prominence , . ,11 nst 1 is HID Saloon. Chief Seavoy has notified John Kilter , who operates a saloon on Leaven worth sttoet , but who has boon refused a llconso by the license board , that ho must close up and remove all the liquor from his place of business. If urn is not dooo by next Monday the ohlof will in struct tlio pghca to take charge of the stock. Highest of all in Leavening Power. II. S. Gov't Report , Aug. 17 , 1889. ABSOLUTELY PURE