TELE OMAHA DAILY B1D1& MONDAY , JANUARY THE > AILY K. HOSBWATEK KIIITOII. PUBLISHED KVEUY MORNING. TKHMS OFSUIISCIttl'TION. Dully and Kmulny , Ono Your 110 no Hl > iiinnllis , BOO Thri'o innnlliii 2 M Krnulny lice , Una Year. 200 Weekly Hoc. Quo Your. . . . . 100 oi'Kior.3 : Omatin , Tim tire Hiilldlim. Houth oiniihn , Corner N nncl Sfilli Strccti. Council 111M IK I'-1 I'n.irl Street. Olilonc < ) ( ) IHrcil7'li'iiiihorof : Ominiprcc. Now York , lloonn 13,11 nnd ir > , TrlliirioJlulldlnff n , Mi : I'ourtounth Htrcut. COIinKSl'OXDENCB. All rnmmiinlcallnn * ruliillni ! to news and rilllorlnl mutter should bo addressed to tlio Editorial Duiiartinuiit. lltlSINKSS I-RTTHUS. All limitless let tern anil remittance. * should 1m addressed to Tlio Ileo I'lilnlihliiR Company , Oiniilia , Draft ! * , ebcokfi nnd postnlmo orders to do nmde payiiblo to tliu order of tlio com pany. Ttic Bco PiiulisliiiiE Comiany , Proprietors , Tlio nee U'ld'g , Farnam and Soviiiitootitli Sta HwoitN BTA IKMiNT : 6if"oFuduI ATio.vi Btato of Nelinmkn , I , Countv of DiiiiRlns. f " Georzo II. T/schucic , secretary of THE HER I'lilillsliInK company , does Milenmly nwnnr tlml tlHiiu'tiiiil cliciilatloii of TIIK DAII.V HKK for the WUUK cndlnit January SI , > 8l ! ) , wus ns fellows : Hiindny , Jniiimry IB HI,757 Monday , .Jammry ifl 28M Tuesdny. .lumuiry 3) ) .IID \Vtd iicsduv. Jiinuiiry 21 , , , L 7,7.VI Tlinrsdny , .litntiiiry ; , , . . . -7.Vi7 rrldiiv , Jiiiitiury ' l 'JT.liO Haturdny , January 21 v 27.717 Avcrnfjo 'JK.4112 QCOKOi : II. T/.S(11HJOK. Bworn to liefuro mo mid sulworlljcil In my prcscncu thU lth day 'of Januiiry A , I ) . 1891. N. I' . Fin. : , Notary 1'ubllo. Btato of Nebraska. I. , County of Doucius , f M Oeorsn II. T/schuok , IjelnR duly sworn , < le- JIOSCH nnd suys thntlio Is secretary ofTilK DEC. I'liljllHliliik' uonipany , that , the nciiuil average daily circulation of TUB UAIMT HKK for the Month ( if .Tnnuitry , 1SOO , 1V ! ) > " . eonles ; for Kob- ruary , IfiiX ) , ll,7iil copies ; for Match , IR'JO ' , a,815 ) cnpleo ; for April , 1 ! K ) , 20fl copies ; for JNliiy. 3S1K ) . 'JO.IH ) copies ; for June , 1M0 ! , MlVWl copies ; lor.Inly , lf ! ) , so.noj cojilcs ; for Auaust , 18'JO ' , 20,7riO copies ; for Hciileinbor. 1MX ) . io.S'O copies ; forOrlober. hTO. HO.iHJ copies ; tor November , IB'W. ' S2rw coplu.s ; for Decoinbor. 1800 , SJ.1,471 copies. UKUIUIK It. TXSCIIOCK. Sworn to liefoio mo. nn < l Htibicrlbeil In my presence , thlsUlstday of Docoinbor. A , 1) . . 18UU. N. P. l''Kir ' , . Nottiry 1'ubHe. TIIK cloven foot-prints of the combine nro consi > icuoiiB in the now fire engine houses. TIIK third week of the legislature bo- gliiB today at 4 p. m. What shall the harvest boV has arrived in tlio United States , and Central America breathes considerably easier. IT takes n , long time for the friends of the force bill to loiirn that the patient won't take the medicine they proscribe. IT is appalling to contemplate the number and importance of the things the Nebraska legislature has not yet dono. WHY should a man who has not been charged with making money out of the allvor hasten to''clear " pool . his skirts" by volunteering to testify ? THK state in justified , oven obligated , to prevent distress from hunger or cold. But thuro is no warrant in law or custom for starting a man or family in business. Tun grasshopper experience is a vig orous protest against the inflated esti mates of the so-oallod state relief com mission. There is such a thing as an over dose of charity. IK Tin : opinion of Lord Uartington , "homo rule is doad. " The result of the Jlartlopool election proves homo rule to bo the liveliest political corpse the tories over encountered. TIIK proposed roaurvoy of Grant county , outlined by Land Commissioner Grofl , is a reminder of the glarlne frauds perpetrated by political surveyors in the 70'u. There are In Nebraska a score of counties like Grant in which the surveyors deliberately , perpetrated the most shameless frauds and sowed the seeds of cosily litigation. THE farmer and workingman should not confound the prosperity of eilror mlno proprietors with their own. They should romoinbor that no one has yet proposed free coinage for the products of tholr labor , and that every cent's worth of depreciation in the currency of the country will bo taken out of their hido. THE coal minors are preparing for an other big strike for shorter hours with out reduction of wages. They are plucky to undertake it with the realization of the misery and wretchedness former at tempts luvvo entailed. It is a fact , how ever , that the tide of social improve ment which has llftodup nearly all other classes of "laborers lias not yet done mueh for them. THK determination of the * ovornmont to prosecute the parties guilty of mur- dorlng the Indian , Few Tails , is com- mondnblo. But iU zeal to bring crimi nals to justice should not stop there. The murder of Lieutenant Casey and the brutal assaults perpetrated on settlers of South Dakota also calls for retribution. There should bo no discrimination In mo ting out justice on account of rod color or previous condition. TIIKKK is a revival of the story that the Mormons are going to emigrate from Utah , hut there la the authority of Dole- pate Calno for the statement that it is groundless. lie says the Mormons liavo not the slightest notion of leaving the territory , although as tholr numbers in crease it will bo necessary for some of them to Hud homos olsowhoro. The establishment - tablishmont of colonies In Canada , Mexico , and whoruver else a doslrablo location uuiy.be found , will go on , but only as the growth of the Mormon popu lation In Utah makes it nocos- fiary. This , according to Mr. Calno , is all there is to glvo color to the story that his people are contemplating n general exodus from Utah. Ho Is explicit in declaring that Elneo the decision of the supreme court sustaining the anti-polygamy law Iho church has ceased to teach and practice polygamy , nnQ thai it is sincere la this course The only object the Mormons could have In leaving Utah would bo to rovlvo unrestricted polygamy somewhere - where else , and as they coula find no place on the continent where they would bo permitted to do this there does not appear to bo any good reason for doubtIng - Ing the statement of Delegate Calno. U. SOME VRHTISKXT SUOOESTlOffS. After hourly three weeks' session the oglslaturo has fnllod to mature any bill or the rollof of Iho drouth-stricken suf- orcrs In western Nebraska. The only top taken lias boon the passage of a resolution requesting our congressmen- iloct to proceed to Washington to urge irf appropriation by congress of a mill- on dollars more or le"BS. The practical fleet of this mission on the part of Uryan , McIColghan and Kom will bo ibout the name as If the legislature md sent lied Cloud , American Ilorso ind Crow Dog to wait on the National rmors' Alliance on behalf of the sot- lers. If tiny influence can bo exerted upon congress it must and will bo done hrough the delegation that represents Nebraska at this tjmo , and not through nombors who have boon elected to the next congress. In any event congress vlll bo slow to do anything for Nebraska o long as the Nebraska legislature hlrks Its manifest duty to como iromptly to the rollof of Its distressed Tin : IJKK again admonishes the logis- nturo not to disgrace the state. Not au thor hour should bo wasted In frivolous auabbllngovor contested olllces. Tlio ) ooplo of Nebraska have aright to cx- ) ect of tholr lawmakers a cesssatlon of ill partisan controversies while the uoslion of relief to our frontier settlers s pending , Whatever the amount may bo that the ogislaturo decides to appropriate , care hould bo had that no advantage ho akon of the state in the purchase of sup- > lics or the distribution of rollof. The ax payers of Nebraska wilr- cheerfully ubmit to r.ny burden that may bo 1m- od upon them for the benefit of people - plo who are in want of subsistence , but hey have a right to insist that the tate shall secure the largest qirintltyjof n-ovisiotiB , clothing and fuel for the mnllost amount of money. And they also lave a right to demand that every precaution - caution shall bo taken that those tmp- ) lies shall only bo furnished to people vho are Iri need of them and without noans to buy what'they absolutely ro- quirofor themsclve and tholr families. How is this to bodonoi1 Assuredly not > y giving the relief committee autlior- ty to use the credit of the state. It stands to reason that merchants who vill furnish goods on the more assur- mco that the legislature will some day vote an appropriation would charge two irices for their comtnoditios and ton chances to one they will supply nforior goods and give short weights as an olTsot for the risk hey nssumo and the credit they give. Such a policy must result in inflated claims and inevitable robbery 9f those who are entitled to the largest amount of aid which the state could procure for , ho amount appropriated. TIIK BitE has no disposition to dictate , ho conditions under which relief is to , o bo voted , but it ventures to suggest : 1. That all purchases of supplies xmght with the rollof funds shall bo made in open market on bids nnd the awards shall bo made by the odlcors that now purchase all the supplies for our state c'hnritablo institutions. 2. Those officers should designate ; ho quality as well as the quantity of every article to be purchased , so that no goods of inferior grade shall bo palmed off by dishonest biadors. In other words tf wo want bids for ton bales of blankets the quality of these goods and tholr weight should bo speeilicd in the pro posal. 3. That all supplies shall bo de livered by the bidders at points desig nated as distributing centers , such aa McCook , North Platte , Ainsworth and Chndron. This may save the state a great deal by reducing the cost of traas- portatlon. 4. The supply of coal should bo bought at the mines in Wyoming and Dakota nnd shipped direct to dis tributing points instead of buying at Omaha and Lincoln and paying freight for hauling the coal both ways. 5. The local county authorities should be made responsible for the proper distribution of the relief , aiTd severe pcn- alticb should bo Imposed for procuring state aid under false pretenses. Still more severe penalties should bo imposed upon dishonest dealers who furnish the supplies and unprincipled relief agents who handle and distribute them. TIIK IhUIR COAL The greed and arrogance of the Penn sylvania anthracite coal monopoly are familiar to the country. Other great combinations may bo equally voracious , but tholr rapacity does not roach so numerous a body of consumers nor oper ate so oppressively upon those whom It does not roach. The coal monopoly filches from1 the rich and poor alike. The census statistics of the anthracite coal region Illustrate the methods of this rapacious combine. The total production of the mines for 1889 was 40,005,152 tons of 2,240 pounds , valued at the mines at 805,718,105 , or an average of SI.016 per long ton , in cluding all sizes sent to market. The actual amount carried to market was ; ! 5,407,710 long tons , the balance being consumed locally or temporarily stocked at convenient points , fourteen percent or 4,922,070 tons wore shipped to the western states. The amount consumed in the Missouri valley cannot bo determined. Estimat ing the quantity at 1,000,000 tons , Its viiluo at the minus was , in round num bers , 81,020,000. The price for hard coal in Omaha ranges from $8.50 in suuunor to 810 In winter. Taking $9 as an aver age price , In the Missouri valley the actual cost of 1,000,000 tons was $0,000- 000. This loaves 210 pounds , per tpn to make up for losses while in transit nnd in screening. Tno distance from Wllksbarro , the central coal shipping point , to Omaha is loss than 1,000 miles. In trav ersing this distance the value of the coal Is onluuicod $7,380,000 , or 45-5 per cent. This is nccompliPod by a complete sys tem of middlemen , through whom the product must pass before reaching the consumer. An Individual outside the ring cannot purchase coal for shipment at the mines , nor is it possible for deal ers to obtain the product at the mines at the prices quoted. They are obliged to purchase of agents and commission men at dihtnnt points. The reason for this Is obvious , The coal product Is con trolled by the railroad corporations pen etrating the region , nnd ouch oxncts n fancy .toll for transportation. It s Immaterial whether the coallscarrlcd o tide water or shipped directly west , the price Is the same , mid any dealer cutting the price fixed by the trust in . 'hllndulphla IB liable to bo shut out ef msiness In short order. The cost of handling hard coal from .ho mines to the consumer is based on what the trafllc will boar. If the rates which govern the carrhigo of like bulky shipments applied to coal , the cost of transporting n ton to Omnhii would not exceed $5. Add to this Its value at the mines and the total cost would bo JtJ.dlJ > or ton , allowing 240 pounds for shrink- igo per ton. Under ordinary competi tion In the coal trade the cost of hard coal to the consumer In Omaha would not exceed $7 per ton. But the trust controls the output as well as the vvenuesof transportation for a radius of 500 miles. Prom beginning to end there s a systematic plunder , the consumers jolng llcccod as thoroughly ns the half- starved operators Imported to work the nines. The anthracite monopoly Is pre eminently entitled to the first practical .estof-tho anti-trust law. A CHECK OX COUXTV TltEASURKIlS , The bill Introduced by Senator Koipor , providing for the systematic inspection if the books of county treasurers , ought : o become a law. It will add little to .ho expense of the counties and save many times its cost to the state as a whole. - The measure calls for the appoint ment of a state-inspector , who shall bo ; > aid a salary of 51,500 a year in addition to his traveling expenses , the whole cost being apportioned among the several counties. This ofllcial would regularly inspect the books of all county treasurers 'and Introduce a unl- ; orni system of book-keeping , to which all counties would bo required to con form. form.Many Many arguments could bo advanced in support of Senator Keipor's bill. One of them is that many thousands of dollars lilivo boon lost through the dishonesty and incompetcncy of county treasurers. The ollieial records of some of the coun ties , both in the treasurer's and. clerk's ' olllces , display very peculiar methods of book-keeping. Undertho circum stances the wonder is that larger sums liavo not been lost. At present there is no adequate or trustworthy system of in spection. A similar hill was Introduced two years ago. The treasurers rallied from various parts of the state and managed to defeat it. This bit of history furn ishes another strong argument in favor of the passugo of the present bill. It is well enough on general principles to watch a man who goes out of his way to assort that ho needs no watching. CENTRAL AMERICAN DIFFICULTIES. A renewal of hostilities between Salvador vader and Guatemala appears to bo tin assured event of the near future. A Into dispatch reports that military officers of the latter country have made largapur- chases of arms and ammunition in Now York , and other advices are to the effect that Guatemala is actively preparing for war. It is predicted that probably as early as March another effort will bo made to wrest from Salvador the Inde pendence for which she fought so long and hard. It seems that General Bar rios , who has long been an exile from his native country , has boon induced by President Barrilltts to return and lend his assistance in the preparations for a renewal of hostilities against Salvador and very naturally this fact is regarded as of the greatest significance in its bear ing upon the intentions of Guatemala. The signal defeat administered by Salvador to Guatemala in their last con flict loft a fooling of commingled humili ation and bitterness apoarontly so' strong that the Gautomalan government coujd not bring itself to accept the result as conclusive. Salvador is tno inferior country both ns to population and resources , though the av erage standard of its people in intelligence is higher. To the disad vantage of having fewer people from which to draw soldiers and loss lighting resources , Salvador when attacked last year was further handicapped by the fact that there was a revolution to bo suppressed. Under these circumstances it seemed an easy task for Guatemala to overcome the UUlo republic and dlotato terms. But the sterling patriotism nnd brilliant military operation ? of Ezota , now president of Salvador , hrought all the people of the country Into enthus iastic accord in defense of tholr native land and achieved an easy and complete victory over Iho Guatemalan forces. The olloct was to give Salvador an influence and prestige in Central American affairs greatly beyond what she had before enjoyed - joyed , and there is reason to bollovo that she has used effectively the oppor tunity to strengthen herself in the re spect and confidence of the other.repub lics except Guatemala. It is perhaps natural that Barrlllas should desire to redeem his government from the dishonor of a most summary defeat. TJis "retention of power very likely depends' upon his doiag BO. Ho has never been largely popular , and ho has lost following since the failure of his unwarrantable attempt to destroy the independence of Salvador. Ho nuiy have determined to risk all upon another similar undertaking. AH Salvador should bo In very much bettor condition to defend her territory now. than when last attacked It is more than probable that Guatemala would sutler another de feat. feat.Tho The interest of the people of the United States in the threatened renewal of hostilities in , Central America is chlolly commercial. Although conflicts between the states of that portion of the hemisphere are not usually protracted , the unsettling effect upon their finan cial ami commercial relations are apt to bo prolonged , and it Is easy to under stand that a war at this time between Guatemala nnd Salvador , with the chance of Involving other states , might seriously interfere with the promotion of closer trade relations between this country and the. Central American republics. Our plan of reciprocity will make no progress without absolute peace In nndr between the Atnorican coun trios. * , ' * IK viisw or'lhqfact that eight years ago Congressman Blnghura , chairman of the house poa'fo'nleo committee , submit ted n report tocongro9 , In which ho pre sented some ot the strongest arguments ever made In favor of postal telegraphy , his presontaUltuiio of hostility to the pos tal telegraph bill Is not easy to understand llo has voted with the democrats of his committee agalilst reporting this meas ure , although Jio , Is said to have expressed - pressed a favorable opinion of It so far ns its terms lire concerned , and alto gether hU course has boon quite inexplicable except upon the hypothesis that ho has become friendly to the corporation whoso Interests are somewhat at stake. The bill Is practi cally a measure of the administration , and as a republican representative the position of Mr. Ulngham toward It , the effect of which has been to throw the matter Into the hands of the democrats , is to say the least peculiar. The Phila delphia Pirn says In reference to this measure that it Is one of great Import ance to the people and It should bo loft to the house to determine regarding its passage and not bo smothered in com mittee by such tactics as have boon employed. _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ COUNCILMAN MOIIBAUTY'S scheme to extend his term of office two years wlth- 'out going to the expense of a campaign was promptly adopted by his colleagues. There is nothing small about tlio council in matters which nflccl the health ot the members. There is little doubt that the advocates of a four-year term would readily sacrifice their personal conven ience and servo the dear public for lifo. The great saving which these patriots promise will result from fewer elections , is insignificant , in their opinion , in com parison with Iho benefits the public will derive by retaining the service of the present members. But the people will cheerfully bear the burden of frequent elections , If for no other reason than to remind the patriots in the council that their management of municipal affairs is subject to review biennially at the pulls. Foil years past the energies of all true friends of the public schools have boon directed toward removing their manage ment from the scramble of politics. These efforts wore partially successful. The election of members of the board was divorced from all other elections and the schools designated as polling places. The 'prpsont board seeks to annul these beno'flcial changes and im provements id throw the elections back Into ward' jpolitics. The present election methods are infinitely superior to the proposed plan. EVERY county , ofllcor is required by law to deposit with the treasurer at regular intervals' the receipts of his olfico. The practice is essential to the safe conduct of public business. The obstinate refusal of a county olllcor to comply with a custom sanctioned by law and usage cnliriqt bo justified or pal liated. TIIK state legislature emphatically contradicts thoiissortlon of Government Director Spaulding that Nebraska was a unit for the Union Pacific debt exten sion. TIIK advanced rates on Idaho ore destined - - tined for Ojiaha furnish substantial evidence of the revival of the old prin ciple of taking what the trallie will boar. Now the board of education wants to manage the election of its members. The lesson of recent experience is a forcible protest against the plan Keeping Knltli. San Franctw Eramtti'.r. * Wo trust that General Miles will bo allowed to complete the process ho has BO auspic iously begun , and that afterward his prom ises will bo religiously kept by the govern ment. This Is a good tlmo to turn over anew now loaf in our dealings with the Indians. Well liuservctl. Salt Lake Timea. Wo learn through the Army and Navy Reg ister that a movement has boon started in Omaha for the orectonof ! a monument in that city in honor of General Crook. Jlo deserves of thclt and at Iho headquarters of the Depart ment I'latto It ought 10 bo , for as commander of that department ho performed his best services slnco the war. Our , \rottaut3. Salt Laltc Tribune. The men that went early to California wore most fortunate mortals , for whether they won fame or gold or not , they had pic tures painted o"n their memories moro rare than any old master over executed , and , no matter how ago may press upon them , the tints of these pictures remain undlmmcd , anil they will bo a comfort to them until the ( in ul sleep sluill close their cyos. A Klsliop'rt Howard. London Jcwttli Metiena r. When Archbishop Nicanor of Odessa heard that prayers for his health had boon offered up la the synagogues of Odessa , he wrote gratefully of the profound change which was bridging the gulf ot the past. "I bow my head , " ho continued , "before such a mysterious union of God-fearing souls in prayer and love fir Him who Is the father of us nil. " llravo wocUs. And now is ho to bo rewarded ? Ho has Just received nn Intima tion from the goyornuicnt that ho had better retire into a monastery in consequence of a reuciit sermon agufust persecuting the Jews. Why WaRctt' iihoulil Ho Kalscd. Halt Lake Tribune. Commend us to'lhd Idaho legislator named Munroo who claims that "bralus are entitled to no moro rouumor'dtlou thau common labor ers , that men of brains ought to bo contout without other rowuru. " That Is a new view to tuko of the business that makes us all feel kindly towards Mr. Munroo. The fact that men of bralus ham/obtained thoio bralus in great part by tholr labor and that houco they nro a sort of skllloU laccoinplUhmcnt , like a jeweler's trade or u carpenter's truJe , prob ably Mr. Munroo has uovor Investigated , but on general principles his idea that the lower n man's station the harder It Is for him to got along , nnd that therefore hU salary ought to bo raised , 1s good. Knglaiul'H ( ilnsfl House. fitip I'm tt Timei. II variety were always spleo , nothing could be moro spicy than the ignorance displayed In tlia comments of English papers upon American affairs. It Is most noteworthy Just now In cormectloa with the recent Indian troubles. The only Incident In these that seems to have attracted attention Is the , fight ut Wounded ICuco , which Is almost uniformly treated as a bloodthirsty mid wanton tna > - socro. Tuo French press , taking Us facts from the English press , treats the attitude of Lho latter with moro or ICM gcntla satire , wish- tit ; to know what the Kngllsh philanthro pists propo o to do about It , nnd whether the slaughter of red men , mad with the delusion of the appearance of a mcsstnli , is to bo ro- Kiinleil with moro patience than the out rages suffered by Americans or Greeks nt Lho liaiuls of tlio unspeakable Turk. Amer icans kuow that the killing at Wounded Knee wai unavoidable nml that tno military operatloni against the Indians have been con ducted with wonderful skill for the proven- Lion of bloodshed. Hut for the next dccado the nation that blow Sepoys from the canon's mouth , that hn recently given the world the disgusting storlos of Stanley's rear column will beJinvo that Americans neither can nor Will do anything but "kill out" the Indians. Synipnttiy I'or ' Us. H'tuhtnutim I'ntt. Nebraska has fared with peculiarly hard luck In the matter of federal appointments. Patrick I'gnn was sent ns minister to Chill In deference to the whlmt of Irish republicans and credited to Nebraska after nn eleven months' residence lu that state. Then Dr. Vlnnntt , chancellor of the state university , was sent out asconiul to Athens , after living four months In Nebraska. Finally , Prof. Amos O. Warner , professor of political anil economical science In the state university at Lincoln , Nob. , who was yesterday appointed superintendent tor charities of this district lins only been In tlio state but a short tlmo nnd Is absolutely unknown to the so nntors from tnnt state. After the position was authorized by law- last August , the Nebraska delegation united In endorsing Dr. Gooilollof Lincoln , Nob. \Vhcn It became recently apparent that his appointment was Impossible , the drlouatlon suggested thonnmoof Governor Thayer , hut to this the nrosldent would not consent. Ho said that ho hail four persons between whom ho would eventually decide , and one of these was Prof. Warner. Who recommended the nppoluteo Is not known , but ho has been chosen In spite of the fact that ho has himself stated that ho cannot come hero until next summer or fall to permanently reside. Ho will probably como to look over the field , but cannot leave his colleco work. While 1'rof. W'nrner will doubtless bo con firmed , the members of the Nebraska dele gation fool considerably annoyed that a man who was not recommended by them , Is not n resident of the state , and who Is not known thcro except to a few college students should linvo been accredited to Nebraska Instead of the state to whieb ho actually belongs. Glv > 'Silver .a riiauce. Itenvtr Itcimlillcan. Just after the enactment of the present sllyer law , when the price of bullion rose In a few weeks from 03 cents per ounce to $1.21 in Now York , it rose nnd fell in precisely the same measure In London and all the other markets of Europe. Is there any ro.ison , then , to doubt that if by the enactment of n f reo coinage lawvo should fix thn price nt $ l,2tpor ! ounce , our valuation would become accepted by the entire civilized world ? In tholr past opposition to silver coinage the gold-bugs have shown themselves to bo fulso prophets and dangerous loaders. Why should they bo accepted as wise pfuldes nowj If they could have liad their way In 1878 and over since , wo would hnvo had no coinage of sliver dollars during the past twelve years , and our circulating medium today would bo less than It Is by moro than ยง 00,000,000. , Could the business of- the country bo carried on with less money than we have haA ? Gnu ( Joncral Miles Ho Pooled ? Pittslmra Commercial Gazette. The suggestion that after nil General Miles rany bo deceived by a mock surrender Is en tertained by some , nnd the characteristic pcrlldy of the Indians gives some warrant for It , but there nro two reasons which render such conduct highly improbable. In the first place , General Mlles Is too old nnd expe rienced to bo caught In such a .trap , ncd ho has taken occasion to Impress upon the hos- tlles the folly of attempting such treachery. They nro not to bo trusted ; but , wo take It , the general is trusting mueh moro to his own resources thau to auv ' promises made by the chiefs. lj I'HMXTS. Denver Times : Grover Cleveland has not yet had himself Interviewed on the subject of Governor Hill's election to the senate. A Kansas paper Buys that twenty-one of the members of tlio legislature of that state nro deaf , but that nemo of them are dumb. Washington Post : It Is not thought the election of Governor Hill to the senate will prevent the assembling of the democratic na tional convention. Philadelphia Press : The silver bill blocks the way to prosperity nnd rising prices. Until It Is defeated , business knows no cer tainty in the futuroand American securities are discredited abroad. Toxns Sittings : Slnco there has been such n change of heart In ISuropo concerning the McICiuley bill within three months , is it not possible that our own pcoplo may soon learn that n tariil which has actually In creased commerce from Italy and Franco cnnnot but. be bcnullcinl to them , and that their prejudice against it Ua mistukot New York Sim : At the llrst opportunity for pronouncing upon mugwump treachery the Now York democrats have elected Gov ernor Hill to 8ucik ; for them iu the United States senate the highest honor and most omphatlQ expression of confidence vi his pol itics and admiration for his leadership within their power to offer him at present , Naw York Tribune : The silver pool In vestigating committee stems to bopursuluR its work in a too perfunctory way. It is a strong committee , and is dealing with a sub ject of great importance. By the present , means nil the facts will , doubtless , be ulti mately learned. But somewhat sharper nnd moro thorough methola are naturally ex pected from this body. Holliuiij-lti-n' 'Mistake. It Is stated at the general land olUeo that recent examinations show that the luflds oc cupied by the Kawoah ( Bellamlst colony ) in thoVisnllu land district In California nro included within the reservation for the Sequoia national park created by the acts of September 20 nnd October 1 , IS'JO , .says the Washington correspondent of the Now York Herald. This colony consists of about three hundred families , and they have expended , it is said , ubont $100,000 in improvements , prin cipally In the construction of roods through this hitherto almost Inaccessible country. These Improvements wore made , It Is said , without any authority from tno government , and they must necessarily bo forfeited , inas much as by lar the larger part of them can not bo removed. The only relief for the col onists must como through congressional ac tion. In Hnrmoiiy. Ntio York llentttt , Jack How Is your hand today 1 Maud ( who has met with an accident ) The doctor says the " bones nro knitting together all right , * Jack ( tenderly ) I would that that hand wore mino. Maud It would quite harmonize with your condition. Jack ( gushingly ) Can I bcllovo my ears ! Maud Certainly , My hand is broke. I'arlly Mil Fault. Chltatn Iiitri lteeait. "I understand that a cyclone carried your house awuy , " said a Chicago man to a Kun- sas friend. "Well , 1 lost the house , " replied the Kan- sail , "but I don't bUmn It altogether on the cyclono. " "No I" "You see I was fool enough to put wings on the building. " I < V-w < i * Us Loll. Dear Hellu had a score of lovers , Jiut could only murry one , And thus tlio unfortunate others Wore to a mini undone. So they held u eon vocation , Those onc-B who were bereft , And saiitf for consolation , ' 'Only u few of us loft I" JKHTti. Boston Courier ! MnbolHnvon't ' I told you a hundred times not to kiss mo. .Tncques Yc.vl suppose you havo. Mnbol Wall , If you know how nurd It was for mo to say It you wouldn't make mo do It , Now York Herald ! Unbrlol-\Vho Is that man In the ( incur coat and pith helmet you wcro arguing with so earnestly ! St. Peter Hcprcscututlvo of an English syndicate wanted an option on our plantl Buffnln Express : Pollccinnn-Como. move on I Lonfcr "Fnild I wouldn't do It to suit you. You know If you want a thing well done you must do It yourself. Plttsburg Chronicle : The headline one sometimes sees In newspapers , "Drownod Whllo Skating , " Is not exactly correct. The skating is nil over when the drowning takes place. Illustrated American : Ho I hear you attend the Oratorio society's performances. Wuro you present nt the "Orcntionl" Shu ( Indignantly ) 1 suppose you will next want to know If I sailed In Noah's ark. Charity will cover , It is said with truth , Of sfnsn imiltltutio : But charily must surely have nil awful hard time In covering the sins of the dude. New York Herald : Carlisle Smith How about that tlii'plato nlnnt that j'ou wcro going to erect Is it mwpcrlngl McKlnloy. Tones -No. The plant was un fortunately nipped by tlio late llmiuclai frost. BlnghamptonHopubllemi : It strikes us that after all this agitation Is over Hlngliainptou babies will continue as our only bawl club. St. Joseph News : The man who gambles ou horsc-r.icos may know nothing about lighting , oven if ho docs often take the Held. "Janitors and apartments always go to gothcr naturally. " "What's ' the point ! " "Wo always couple sharps and Hats. " A noon A single glance she gives mo , when "Wo moot , ns If to show mo Her sheer Indifference but then , The dear girl doesn't know me. Judge ; ACnrofuUIost. Yollorby-CSon'lo- ' mon , bofo' wo begins dis gnmo I ah would suggest dat It would conduce to do gen'ral ' enjoyment If wo ah would deposit our raz- zcrs in do armory down stairs. Pltt-sburg Dispatch : In billiards a scratch frequently follows a kiss. Philadelphia Times : The coal man , In his way. should moko a first-class light-weight pugilist. Baltimore American : When telegraphers strike they don't always hold the key to the situation. Senator Bliniut'-i ( Jcnlnl Ways. Atlantic Journal. The new Idaho senator , Shoup , Is getting himself talked about because of his wild nnd woolly expressions. Ho approached Morton during the night session last week , in one of the cloak rooms , and , slapping the vice-presi dent ou tlio buck , suld : "Mr. Yico-Prcsldent , shako : your ruling awhllo niro was dead game. " Later ho addressed Hoar as follows : "Old man , that was a dandy speech you made for the bill , nnd wo will stand by you until boll freezes over. " Women Are So A'aln. MiUaiMiiMn- * . "I can't for the life of mo see how women can bo so vain , nonsensical and fond of ornament - mont confound It. " His train ot thought was suddenly broken off by sticking his linger thi'ou h the badge of the Dunlc social club , which ho was fastening conspicuously on his vest before the mirror. "By the way , Maria , I want you to cle.in the feather of my regalia suit for the parade next month , and whero's thntchiirm I won at the raOlo ! I waut to hang it on my watch cbain , " f CriiHlilnjT n I'hiitoarnplier. Well Ma Pp. Photographer I'm sorry , madam , but I'm ' afraid I must nsk you to sit. ng.iin. The pic tures I have Just taken nro by no means satis factory. The lady ( in extreme evening garb ) Oh , I'm very sorry. AVhat's the matter with them I Photographer A triilo too much exposure , madam. I The lady Sir 1 How dare you say such thing. ( ' the Fold. Aim 1'iwfc lit altl. Miss Buxom F"reddlo nmdo a very pretty Joho lust night. Miss Petite What was It ? Miss Buxom Ho siiiu he railed me his lit tle inrnb because he loved to fold inc. Miss Pctlto Fold , ahl Doesn't It strike you that corral would bo a better word ? At the Cnpifol. irlll7 / ( ! on I'nnt. The Goddess of Liberty stood on high. And senators lingered us hours went by ; And she ungilly murmured , "This is not \ \ ell Do you think that I run an all-night hotel. " Heavenly ( iGoernniiy. I'liaiMaeenttcal Era. Dr. Ponderous Your husband Is lu acoma- toso state , mndam. Mrs. Nolittlo Gracious ! How can you toll so quick ? I didn't ' know they had states over there same as hero. THEX AS0 IP. JVcto llirfe Herald. JANUAHV , 1889. From Oklahoma's border , Hark , the fcnrful din "Issue forth the order I Let the boomers In I" JANUAiir , 1891 , From Boston to Tncoina Kings a doleful shout "We'll starve lu Oklahoma Unless you help us out ! " Annie \V. llaxtor Is the county clerk of Jasper county , Missouri , Hov. John II. Oough Pldgo , a Baptist clergyman ef Philadelphia , seems to lie n champion bicycler. Ho tnkoa a long spin Into the country twice a week on n machine given to him us n Christmas present by his congregation nnd ho thinks ho preaches nil , the bolter for the oxorclno. "V Mrs. Chamiroy M. Dopuw pays the penalty " * of being the wife of New York's most pop'-i- * lar dinner guest. It is n very rare event for ; - . him to dine at his own table during the sou.J son , except when ho N host himself. "So * rnro , " Mrs. Depow Hquotfd as saying , "that I hnvo to ongiipo hlui lor it. " Through thn good services of the .lapancso minister at Washington , three of tlio llrst ladles of his country have been brought Into Interest in the world's fuSrutClilc.iuo. Tlioso * * are Couiitovt O.vamn , Mudnir.a ICultl anil Madnmo Mcusii , two of them wlvru of former ministers to this country , and tno other n graduate of Vnssar. _ tcS Tlio now ourl of Devon , the thirteenth 6T * * ' his line , Is Hov. Henry Hugh Courtnav _ , who Is eighty years old. As his Immediate prede cessor put the cstflto through the bankruptcy court lu IbTx ! , when his debts amounted to the Incredible sum of ? .lfHKK ) , ( ) ( ) , the present peer , It Is thought , will llud the honor n somewhat empty one. By the death of Historian George. Han. craft Uov. K A. Farley of Brooklyn , N Y. , of the class of ISia , Harvard collogV , bocomvti the oldest living graduate or , rather , thu senior nlumnus , of tno college. Ho received the degrees of II. A. from Harvard In ISIS and H. I ) . In IS'JS and was ordiUuod on a Uni tarian clergyman hi the latter year. Ho Is ninety years old. The ompororof normally , while entertain ing much moro freely than his grandfather did , has a keen eye to economy. Tlio Imper ial kitchen , particularly , In tntmuged with nn eye to business. In order to avoid the Im mense wnslniio which has occurred at the palace in former times , whenever a banquet * is given , the emperor has llxcd the price , per person , nt which his guests nro to bo served , nnd makes his cooks nnd servants answer , tea a penny , for expenditures. Ho Talks on tlio Kccoiit Troiibk'H ut Pine Ultimo Ajionoy. Major Durko , the widely and favorably known business manager of Colonel Cody's Wild West aggregation , spent Sunday In the city , having just returned from Pine Iltdgo agency. The major spent some wcoks at the scntof the Indian war and did moro than any other civilian at the agency in the Interests of peace anil n speedy settlement of the trouble. Indeed , ho was the central figure at 1'lno Hldgo among the civilians , and oven among the ofllduls was a much deferred to character of acknowledged power with the troubled children of the hills ana plains. "Tun HEU'S dispatches hnvo so fullv and accurately reported the situation , " snfd the mujor , "and they keep up so nenrlv to the last hour each day that I really have nothing now to say. The army and Indians now hnvo a perfect respect for ouch other , and I think that this will continue , for n time ationst. Thowholo matter should , I think , bo left to General Allies nnd the appropriation commit tee Of congress. I would not venture , us mat tcrs now stand , to predict how long wo uro to have this | rumilng pence. In fact , I scarcely think that anyone fcois like speaking for the future In the matter. As to the sending of chiefs to Washington , well , that may and I hope will result ndvnn- tngcously. I have givat faith in General Miles' Judgment , and I think the president , the commissioner of Indian affaire nnd con gress will listen to them with much Interest , Wo have had a very wild time nt , Pine Hldgo , ono of the most critical in all the history of Indian affairs , and with the wbolo country I fervently hope for a llnal settlement that will result in permanent peace. " Major Burke left last night for No Platto. Ho will return hero on Tuesday , and on Wednesday leave for Washington. Ho has great cause for congratulation on thu manner In which those Indians whom ho bin t'ikeii ovcrEuropo have conducted themselves during the trying scenes Just past. At nil times they were found earnest and penitent advocatca of peace mid obedience to law. THE TUItNISllS. PlrUtNin nth Clinricn ns tlio Ilcnilijuiir- tors of tint I'.unil The convention of delegates from the var ious Turnvcreiu societies of Iho Nebraska bund assembled in Gin-mania liullnt 10o'clock yostordny morning , nnd nftcr electing Henry Ilnubeus chalrnmti of tlio meeting , adjourned until 2 o'clock. At the afternoon session u largo amount of business was transacted in the way o'f revis ing nnd .amending the constitution mid by- 1IW4. ( Uy u unanimous vote Fremont was selected as the plnco for holding the .luno turnfcst. The only spirited contest was over the lo- cntion of the hendqunrtcrs of the Imml for the ensuing yo.ir. Lincoln , Nebraska City , Sioux City mid Pliittsmouth wanted the prize , butby thosUlllfullaborsor Henry Kum- mcrow , Plnttsinoutli hud an easy walkaway , the vote being as follows ; Plattsiuouth Ml , Sioux Ciiy 4. Hy capturing the headquarters' ' of the association , It gives the turnvereln of that town the privilege of tunning the Btato onicors , which will bo done ut the mooting to bo held next week. At the evening session It was decided to hold the uoxt turn day at Nebraska City , the date to bo selected by the turuvurelu.of that city.This This completed tlio business of the session , nnd tlio delegates u'ljourncd to the dining room , where I'oru couple of hours they in dulged la a very pleasant social session. Thrown Fritin Ills Ilorso. Harry Vonhorn , n twelvo-yonr-old son of Mila Vanhorn of Orchard Hill , mot with a painful accident Saturday iiftornoon while riding n pony at the corner of Lowe avenue and Hamilton street. The unruly equljio throw young Vanhorn nnd his head cnmo In contact with a telegraph polo. The boy's nose was broken and his houd utid face badly bruised. Ho was tnkou in an un conscious condition to Worth's drug store , whcro medical assistance was called. Ho was thou taken to his home , where ho h doing us well as could bo expected. Highest of all in Leavening Power. TJ. S. Gov't Report , Aug. 17,1889. ABSODJTELY PURE NEBRASKA National Bank U. S. DEPOSITORY , OMAHA , NEB. Capital , - - - - - $4OOOOO Surplus Jan. 1st , 180O , - B7.0OO OlUcari ml Jlrectorllonrr ) W.Valm , I'roildenti T.cnli H. Heart , Vlcu-l'rnliluiit ; Jnmo.tV.Havuuo , W V.Momo. John H. Colllni , U. U. Uuililu * , J , N. II 1'itrlclc. W. U. t.IIiili ) | i. caihlur , THE IRON EJA.NK. Corner 12tli and Karnnra Bt * . A Oonorul Hanking Iluslncsi Transuded JOSEPH GILLOTT'S ' STEEL PENS. GOLD MEDAL , PAniJ EXPOSITION , 1880. THE MOST PERFECT OF PENS. OMAHA. LOAN AND TRUST COMPANY. Subscribed nnd Gunnuitaod Capital..tMo.OCO Paid In Capital SM.ouo Iluyc and tolls atocki and bondi ; nbgotntni ! oommerolal papori rocolvcs and oxucutoi triist.s ; acts at transfer agent nnd trustee of corporation * , taken charge of property , ool- UcU t xe . - Omaha Loan&TrustCo SAVINGS BANK. S. E. Cor. 10th nnd Douglas Sts. i'Hld In Onpltal I M.fol Subscribed and Guaranteed Capital. . . . 100,01 Liability of Stockholders iW.wfl ' Inturont 1'uld Deposits. 6 1'er Coat on i.'UANKJ.l.ANOEOaihlor. ( Officers ! A- \Vymun , prunldunt. J , J. llrow n , ' vice-presldont , W , T. Wyiiian , truasurnr. Ulrooton ; A. U. NYyinan , J. 11 , Mlllurd , J. J Ilrown , Quy 0. Ilarton , U. W. Nash , U'liuuiu * 1 + lilmuu.ll Guorio U. Lukm