THE OMAHA DAIL JJJUJSt TUESDAY , .JANUARY 20 , 1801. THE DAILY BEE E. HOSEWATKIl KIMTOU. rilUUSIIKP EVERY MORNING TRItMB OP BUIIKCIUPTION. Pnlly nml Sunday , Ono Yrtir . 110 to PIxinonlliH. . . . . ftOO Ilifi'o wonlln . , . . .1 . 2M Bumlny llco.Onu Year . 200 Weekly llou , Ono Year. . 1W OFFICES ! OmnVin.TIiollPO Handing. South Omnlm , Corner N nnd Mill Street * Council HIiilK 121'fiirl Hired. ClilensoOlllcc , niTOImmborof Commerce. New York. Kuonm 13,14 and ir.Trlliuno lluliains Washington , 113 I'uiirtccntli fctroct. COIHtr.Sl'ONDESOB All romtnmilciitloni rrlntlnir to news nml filltorlnljiintlor should bo nclilrossed to the Editorial Department IIUH1NKS3 IiKTTKHB. All TimlncM loiters anil rcnmtimeiw slioum Iliolloo rulillMiIni : Companr. Oriialin. DruftM , checks and postntllco orders toliu made payable U > the order of the com pnny. TIic Bcc Publishing Company , Proprietors , The liecll'M'p. Fiimnm and J-cvciitocnthSU EWOHN frT/TEMENT Ulf UIHUUIiATlUN fctnloof Nubmnkit. 1 Comity uf Dnuffins. ( " Gfnrrr it. Trscliuck. necrclnry of The nee riibllxlilnir ( omimnv. noc rolctntily ( iwcat 1B t the ncliinl clrnuln.tion of THE DAII.T lliR for tlio ucoit ending Junuiiry 17 , Ib'jl , was at follows : _ . . . . Hundiiv. .Tnti.lt 5M.SW MonO nv , .Inn. 12 Tnfulny. .Inn 1l. ; . . . WrtinrMlny. > fun , II . „ Tlnirsdiiv. Jim. 15 ai.SM Vrldnr. Jim.l liatiirdar. Jim. 17 , , Avcrnt 0.002 GEOiinn IJ. TZSCIIOCK. f worn to It far * mo nnd dibiirilioil In my /irrionrc tins ITtli dav of .Tnniiury. A. I ) . . 1891 UEAt.i N. 1' . KKIU Notary 1'ubtla Flute of Nubniljn , I. . Comity pf IJoiiclas , | " * Grorpo If. T7cliuolf , tclns duly sworn , fle- rosrs nnd ntlml ho Is secretnry of Tlio llco rulillsliliic Compnny , tlmt tlio nctnul nvprnpo dnlly circulation of TUB U > II.T HER for tlio month of Jnnunry. If 1(0 , l.Vx ( ) coplrs ; for l'obrunry ' , IHO , 10,101 , conies : for Mnrrli. IfOO. iO.SIS copies ; for April. 1HX ) , 'MM roulcs : for Mny , 18TO , 20.W coplrs ; for June , l rc. W.-Ol ro ) > 'cs : fnr July , 3(10 , a > , ( rj copies ! fnrAiicust.lHlf.IO.'Mcoplos ! for t'ontrml cr. 1810.'J3.S70 t-oplcsifor Octolicr , IfPO. Sana roplcn ; for November , 1MK ) , K.IM coplosj for Iccn ) > tcr. 1FCO. KUT1 cnplos. GrOICGK 11. T7.8CMCCK. Eworntn Ic'orn mo. nnd subscribed In my presence , tlniSlstouyof Ucccmlicr. A.I ) . . 1890- N 1' . rmt. Notary I'ubllo. 'Tim bonrd of education hus demon- stratcil that figures do Ho. KANSAS CITY business inon should make their deposits In Omaha banks. n competition is the highway to the railroad and commercial prosperity of Omnlii ) . A CONUUUSSMAK who has a finger In the silver i > eel is not im impartial judge of the currency question. SBNATOH Mandorson touched a ro- eponsivo obord inOmnhnwhon ho recast the Interstate bridge bill. THE clearings record for the past week marks the return of the financial tldo and the restoration of confidence ) in business circles. Tim partial success of the "tlgor" hunt suggests what a grand haul might bo made if the sleuths did not boat the drum in advance. Tins legislature mot yesterday at 4 p. m. , adjourned shortly and retired to rest. Cost of same to the people , $2,000 ; value of sumo to people , $ .0000. "Tins human heart 1 ? shaped llko a Bqunsh , " was ono of the answers given by n applicant a teacher's certifi cate in Omaha. And nho received it. , of Idaho is said to have paid $10,000 for Ma sixty-day term in the Bonato. A senator's value to the public is generally measured by the amount ho paid for election in inverse ratio. WHAT is the necessity of putting the city to the expense of sending a charter committee to LincolnV Members of the Douglas county delegation arc In Omaha every wcolt and a copy of the revision can bo handed thonnxt any timo. WE ARE gratified to contradict the report of Governor Tlwyor's dangerous illness. According to last accounts ho lina simply boon prostrated by overwork and want of rest Ho is now convales cing and if no relapse takes place ho will bo out nguh : within a few days. LKT it bo understood at once that Trra BEK does not propose to act as publlo Drosocutor of any olllclal dorollct in the Jorfornwnco of his duties. Wo shall publish the facts as wo find thorn , re gardless of consequences , and leave to tholr ollleial superiors the duty of enforcing - forcing integrity and strict compliance with the law. The annual report of "Wells , Forgo & Co. of precious metals produced during 1890 in the states and territories west ol the Missouri shows : Gold , $32,150,910 ; silver , $02,030,881 ; copper , $20,509,092 ; load , $11,600,571. The total value of the output is $127,100,460 , comprising in the aggregate the chief product of sovoti states nnd three territories. This is n n vast sum to dig out of the bowels ol the earth , yet in actual value It is Con' Bidcrably behind what the farmers ol two states garnered from the surface. TLo corn crop of Iowa and Nobraskn lost year aggregated 800,000,000 bushels. At present prices in Chicago the crop Is worth $1-11,000,000. Thus the chiol Btaplo of two states exceeds the value ol the entire mineral output by ncnrlj 617,000,000. And the farmer gathers hif annual crop at considerably loss expanse than the minor. THE investigation into the methods bj which teachers' certificates are obtained In this city confirms what has boot common talk in educational circles foi years. The practice of favoring cortaii applicants for certificates , regardless ol the result ol the examination , has grow : to the proportions of a scandal. I forced the retirement.of a promlnonl cltlzon from the examining board a to\\ years ago. The marking up of fnvorltoi la but ono of the evils. Others far man worthy and competent have boon per aistcutly marked down because they dii not command the favor of the power that bo. The fuels developed show no only a systematic traffic in touchers' ' certificates tificatos , but a doliborata alteration o examination papers. The board ahouli pursue the inquiry to the end , place thi ulnmo where It belongs nnd promptl ; dispense with tliosorvices of the abettor and bonoflclarlos. JjKT THEM The disposition shown by lenders of the independents to Ignore the true state of facts in the political division of this state compels us to call attention to the returns of the late election. Out of a total vote of 21-l.OUO cast for governor , the candidate on the Independent ticket received 70,187 or loss than ouo-Uilrd. In other words , of the 1,030,000 popula tion of Nebraska the independents In the legislature represent 3' > 0,000 people nnd tholr opponents 700,000 people. This Is ono of those very rare instances In politics whore the minority has the controlling voice in shaping legislation. Or , to put it tersely , it is ono of these Instances in which the tall Is allowed to wag the dog. The reason why this is thus is rondlly explained. In the intense fight over prohibition nnd the scramble for the olllccs the legislature became a second ary matter. Hut that nlono would not luivo given the Independents a con trolling majority of the two houses. The fact is that a very largo proportion tion of the independents in the legisla ture ewe tholr election to republicans and democrats. Some of them received a greater number of votes from the old parties than from the now party. It may bo well for these members to remember that they do not represent only the Alliance , but other citizens , who are equally entitled to tliolr sor- vlces. Lot them bear in mind that 14,000 ? votes wore cast by citizens who are not identified with the Alliance , and of the 70,000 , votes that wore cast for 1'owors and the independent ticket fully 10,000 were cast by voters who are out side of the Alliance. IMM MI' KM Two measures have been introduced In the legislature in the interest of rail way employes. Ono of thotn requires that railway companies shall equip their engines nnd card with automatic coup lers. The other fixes the liability of the companies for injuries sustained by their employes in consequence of the' ' negligence or mismanagement of the agents and servants of such companies. They are complomontal , both being nec essary to secure from the railway com panies the fullest possible protection to employes to bo obtained from the use of the ' most approved appli ances and the oxoreiso of proper care and management ou the part of those In authority. The corporations are likely to pay little attention to the mandate of the law in the absence of adequate pen alties for neglect to obey it. Considera tions of humanity have no weight with them. They cannot bo impressed by sentiment. They have no soul or con science to bo touched by the sufferings or death of.manglcd employes , or by the privations to others which such casual ties generally bring. But they will re spect a law which provides just and sure penalties for their failure to employ all practicable mentis for the protection against injury of these in their sorvico. A law fixing the liability of these cor porations would give greater force to the demand for the best appliances in equipping tholr engines and cars. In 1889 the casualties to railway em ployes throughout the country reached tho-startling total of 22,000 , ot which 1,072 , resulted in death. The number was doubtless not loss last year. This is an enormous sacrifice of llfo and limb to corporation cupidity and carelessness. It can not bo stated what Nebraska's contribution was to this record of death and maiming in a single year , but there is no reason to doubt that it was in pro portion to the relative number of rail way employes In the fltato.At any rate the nbcortalned facts must impress every man with thp necessity for legislation , local nnd general , to secure bettor pro tection for these In the service of the railroads and to fix just and adequate penalties for injuries sustained by rea son of the negligence or mismanage ment of railway oillcials. A'EH' IMMIGRATION UILL. The now immigration bill reported last week Is a much loss radical measure than had boon expected. The careful investigation of the subject made by the committee , nnd the expression of opinions obtained from persons who take a liberal and unprejudiced view of tlio question , appear to have resulted in the conclusion that there is no valid reason at present for imposing very much greater restrictions upon immigration than tire now provided , but which have not been as thoroughly enforced as could bo desired. The result is a measure considerably modified from the bill that a majority of the committee - too had previously deckled on. The now measure excludes the classes inhib ited by the present law and adds thereto persons likely to become paupers , polygamists - gamists and persons convicted of any crime involving moral turpitude , simple political offenders not being included. It is also provided , In order to meet the case of persons sent over by poor law guardians , that persons whoso transpor tation was paid for by another , or who have boon assisted to emigrate , must show alllrmatlvoly nnd satisfactorily that they are not within the inhibited classes. The bill contains a num ber of provisions to moot eva sions of the contract labor law , and It properly exempts ministers nnd persons in rocogni/.od professions from the pro visions of the law relating to contract labor. A moro thorough system ol immigrant inspection is provided for nnd vessels are to bo compelled to care for and to return immigrants whom the inspectors decide como wiihiti the inhib ited classes. The committee wisely abandoned the Impracticable- plan o ) consular investigation. This bill promises tar moro conserva tive and Judicious legislation on this subject than there was reason to expect from the disposition manifested at the llrst session of the present congress , nnd from the etrong eastern pressure that was made in behalf of an extreme restrictive policy , and it will undoubt edly commend itself to tlio intolllgonl nnd fair judgment of the country , how ever unsatisfactory it may bo to thai class who selfishly land unp.itrioticallj insist upon erecting barriers that woult : exclude from the United States foreigners ors who would make good and useful clt izons. Immigration has not boon In creasing for some years and Is not lllcclj to while the countries south of us ire offering tempting Inducements .o Europeans to make homos there , no Urnzll , for example , Is doing , because the United Stated Is no longer regarded as a now country offering ox- copUonnl opportunities to the Industri ous and thrifty , Intelligent Europeans understand vary well that the conIIlet tor existence here is only loss severe than in their own countries , BO that wo nro not in any danger of being overrun ! > y worthy and doslrablo Immigrants. If the now measure becomes a law , and is properly enforced , there ought to bo no valid reason for complaint in the 'uturo regarding undesirable Immigra tion , MILKS' HEV/BJP / OP TJW CAMPAIGN. General Miles him issued an address to > ii < 3 Eoldiors , in which ho reviews the late campaign against the Indians and gives the public for the first time his views of the mooted questions Involved , At the beginning of his address ho settles ono question that has been much debated by stating that the danger was a real ono , nnd that the Indians were deliberately plotting for oxtonslvo warfare - faro in the spring. It was no fiction of the newspaper correspondents , not- panic of the Indian agents. "Tho disaffection was widespread , involving many differ ent tribes , " says General Miles. "Tho purpose of the conspiracy was to pro duce a general uprising of all the In dians , in the comingspring. . 'J While this testimony contrndlcts-tho valuable opinions of the squaw-man , It will not fail of general acceptance on that ac count. Reviewing the ovontsof the campaign , ho justifies every net of the Indian police and the army , no says that the arrest of Sitting Bull was imperatively neces sary , and that his death was solely the re sult of his resistance. Ho speaks with pride nnd satisfaction of the battle of Wounded Knee and utters no criticism upon Colonel Forsytho or his associates. IIo evidently feels a just pride in the series of maneuvers by which the hostiles - tiles were surrounded , disintegrated and finally forced back to the agency without bloodshed , and in the fact that this was done while the troops were disposed in a manner to protect tlio settlements. The address of General Miles , though delivered to the army , is the most Im portant evidence yet submitted to the country on the subject of the Indian war. It is the opinion of an officer who has the onfidcnco of the public and the government , nnd , hi a measure , of the Indians themselves. It disposes finally of the gravest criticisms uttered in con nection with the'subject. It will con vince fair-minded men that what was done was justified by the situation , and that the authorities made the best of a bad matter General Miles has undoubtedly ren dered the historical judgment of the Indian war of 1890-91. C//-1KTE/J T1NKBBIKO. "Tho primary object in revising the city charter was to reform abuses , ' to more effectively guard the interests of the city and the taxpayers , and to em body in law the changes which ex perience proved wise end beneficial. That object has been perverted and the so-called revision made the vehicle of an increased raid on the public treasury. This is particularly noticeable in the sweeping advance of the salary list , aggregating fully $10,000 a year. As might have been expected , the majority of the revision committee boincr councilmen - men , upheld every feature of the law affecting the power and profits of the council. They forced an advance of their own salaries , granted a needless incrbaso In the salaries of other officials , created now offices and rejected every change whlch.might alfoct their control of the city patronage. Even these uncalled for changes would bo overlooked ! ! there was any assurance that competency and reliability in pub lic olllce would increase in proportion to the advance In salary. There is no probability of such n change while the present ward system exists. There is no valid reason why the council should have supervision over the park commission. On the contrary the park commission should bo given Inde pendent powers within reasonable limits to acquire land and to plan nnd develop a system of parks and boulevards which the public demand. The park commis sion should bo a co-ordlnato branch of the city government , entirely free from politics and beyond the reach of council- manic dictation. The proposition to extend the terms of the present councflmon at largo and that of all city ollicials ono year , nnd thereafter to have city oQlcora elected for n term of four years Is a bold scheme to perpetuate men In office with out subjecting thorn to the crucial test of ro-oloction. On general princi ples wo believe in ro'talning good inon In oflico , but the proposition to retain the good , bad and Indifferent Is not good policy. Every faithful and otficlont of ficer will have at least n fair chance of welection next Decem ber , and these who nro in competent nnd unworthy should bo weeded out at the end of tholr pres ent terms. The responsibility for the charter amendments must rest upon the shoul ders of the Douglas county delegation. They are fresh from the people and know very nearly what changes the tax payers and citizens most desire. IRRWATIXO TELEPHONE STOCK. The Interesting information is tolo- trraphod from Boston that the directors of the Boll telephone company "have authorized the issue of $2,500,000 now stock on April 1 , " nnd that "this would glvo ono now nharo for every five now outstanding and increase the capital stock to $15,000,000. " Thus by a moro raising of nffirumtlva hands a few men sitting In the city ol Boston have nddod the great sum ol $2,500tOOO to the "wealth" of the world in less time than it takes to record the fact on paper. The avorngo product of each port-on enumerated in the lust national census Is 40 cunts n day. There nro 313 workIng - Ing days In a year , allowing nothing for holidays or vacations. At tuts rate the average earnings of each of our people would bo a trillo overl2 / [ u year. II would rcqulro the labor of 20,000 people for a whola * year to produce the wealth ifhat the directors of the tolo4 > mme company opoko Into existence In two minutes at tholr recent meeting. This Is n good illus tration , chosen fro'n current events , of the moans by which v o hrtvo developed millionaires In this country in the last half century and .created a class of mon eyed barons mfiro dangerous than the petty tyrants Of old feudal days. The telephone monopoly ia a good sample of the evils of the limes. The $2,600,000 now ( stock will bo real nnd not fancied wealth to Its holders. It will pay good divi dends and eoll readily in the nrnrkct for moro than its face value. In fact , it has been.so good that the watering of It has sometimes boon necessary to cover up the exorbitant profits of the business. And those profits have boon taken from the public by means of high charges for the tiso of a device now in dispensable to the business world , but still the property of a monopoly. Under the present order of things tlio people must go on paying big prices for the service ot corporations and then , as these profits accumulate and now stock is is sued to cover them , they must pay fur ther interest and dividends ou the cap ital accumulated from the very profits already wrung from them. And as it is with telephones , so It is with railroads , telegraphs and till manner of other con trivances necessary to llfo nnd business. They do these tlilngshottor in Europe. When Dr. Koch discovered a recipe of incalculable value to mankind , and therefore of marvelous commercial value , the Gorman government gave him a rich reward and published his formula to the world. Thus the great benefactor receives his duo in money nnd fame" , but no syndicate of capitalists will grow rich by establishing a monopoly in the product of his brain and charging the nubllo all It will bear for tno thing it must have. A similar policy in this country would do justice to our inventors and. give the pcoplo the benefits of their inventions without the merciless exactions of the men who or ganize syndicates and ' 'got in on the ground'floor. " It Is no wonder that our national wealth is increasing when wo consider the perfection to which the methods of financial irrigation have been brought by modern corporations. THE deputy commissioner of labor , in his last report , recommended legislation providing for a system of boiler inspec tion which ho said is demanded by the many explosions ' that have occurred , caubing the loss of both llfo and proper ty. A bill to pro vide for such inspec tion , and also for the licensing of engi neers , has boon introduced in the legis lature. Wo know of no state in which steam boilers are extensively in use that does not require that they shall bo care fully and thoroughly inspected , . nnd the same reasons that have led to the adoption of such leg islation elsewhere apply with equal force in Nebraska. Such provision is so obvi ously noco.-isarj"tw a .precaution ngainst possible accidents , moro or less calami tous , that it does not need the enforce ment of argument. No loss Importantls it that persons having charge of steam boilers should bo licensed , wlilch im- pllos an examination showing them to befitted fitted for such employment. SENATOR BLAIU has boon defeated by Dr. Gallingor for ronornlnntion for the United States senate , and thus passes out of public llfo on March 4. Ho has been in congress sixteen yours , of which four were passed in the house. No other senator in the last twenty years , if In the history of the country , has drawn to himself at the same time so much of ridicule and admiration. On ono hand ho has boon tlo butt of every pnra- graphcr and caricaturist , and on the other the Idol of woman suffragists , tem perance societies and associations of col ored men. Ono element in the country has declared that ho would bo the laughIng - Ing stock of history , while the other pre dicts that ho will stand In btonzo on a pedestal of granite and bo remembered as the honest nnd most far-seoing states man of his day. .Howovor this may bo , ho is apparently now relegated to the limbo where men await the verdict of the historian. Miss ELAINE GOOD ALB writes very sweet poetry , hut General Miles is a bet ter authority on Indian warfare. Honest John. JWto Yurh Herald. The Hon. John Sherman handled the cur rency question In the senate with the force mid logic of an export. Ho bristled with sta tistics as u porcupine with quills , and walked through the silver men like nu elephant through bulrushes. But the other fellows had the votes , nuil there you aro. A. Specimen of Gnnltl Gnll. Kcarntu Hub. The spectacle of the Union Pacific repudi ating Us Omaha bridge contract with the Koch Island is tliq most marvelous specimen of trail of modern , ' [ times. If the small fry could follow Gould's , example nnd repudiate obligations or contracts that had become dis tasteful what a mqrry old world this would bo , to bo sure. _ Wlmt 14 ' Kxpcctoil. ' ' /7IOf/l. ! | / WhatU perhaps" the most Irrational nnd unsatisfactory of < all our so-called Indian "wars" Is drawing Jo a close. It ought to bo ttio last of the series , but it will only bo so If Its lessons are Ulnlcci to good account , nnd the light of publlo opinion U lot In on the se crets of IiidlanilnilsnmnnKOment. These secrets ought to bo InlJ bnro without respect to whom they indf hurt or help. The public mind Is In a1 reoro rccoptlvo inoocl for Instruction on thlrf' it object ttmn It has over been , and. at botw Qn tlio humanitarian nnd the military theory of Indian administration , there Is a peed deal to Ira said. But , in dealIng - Ing with either , It must bo remembered that the country expects wisdom enough .from these entrusted with the duty of Tndlnu nil ministration to render forever Impossible any such outbreaks ai these which of Into have had sucli tragic consequences. IVIiy Hiillronils Coinhliin. In on article on the Impending r.illrna < ! trust by Colonel C. P. Crocker , the Pacific toast mngnato , ever Ills signature SUVA tti the Sm ; Francisco Examiner : "In tny Judgment It will bo some yours before the nil del to , western and southern states u-111 bo sufllcl cntly advanced to mtpport their railroads. 1 do not mean tbls to apply to California. Cal Iforula Is affected by the agreement only a ; regards licr through trafllo nnd lior Import * from points enst of the Missouri river. 'Iho theory involved and the gone ml principle of this agreement rclntos to tranio In the mldOlo western country. This agreement conica from tlio stok- : holders In the properties nnd not from their servants ; nnd still another consideration that prompts Ills to IrlnR the stockholders Into closer relationship with tholr properties and to tauo out of the hands of the trnfllo mnnnRcrs and U-o general freight opcnls the enormous executive power that has hitherto boon vested In' them. They hnvo bad nholnto control over the rates of trafllc , n power that Is delegated to a servant in no other Hue of business , The stockholders themselves will sot the rate and will try to maintain It , thus taking the abso lute control out of tbo bands of their em ployees. The tendency hi railway trafllo has always been downward itistc.nl.of upward , and the work of the ncttvo railway managers Is not to raise the rates , but to keep thorn upon an established ba s. A staple rnto Is the best for the buslnnss mon It puts them all upon an equal footing. If a competitor knows what tbo relations of his business rival are with the railway companion , ntid knows that they nro the snmo that ho himself hold * , then ho is bolter nblo to com polo with his rival. It Is the object and aim of this agreement to establish a fnlr ruto and to maintain it , not Increase it , ntid therefore it cannot bo called n pool , and tbo reasons folr terming it a rail way trust do not apply. " Too Im to to Growl. Sdil Francfacn Oil/ . It Is too late now to indulge in homilies about tbo necessity of studying the pros pects of now states before ad milting thorn to the union. Everything lus been snld that cati to said ou that proposition nnd the policy of the nation may bo assumed to bo sottlcd. New York nnd Pennsylvania have voted , through tholr representatives , to ndtnlt as equal partners In the scuato states which cannot in the ordinary course of ovouts hnvo over a single vcpresentavo in the house for many years to como. It must bo supposed that they saw no danger In the proceeding , nor , practically , Is thero. In the senate , as in other deliberative bodies , brains govern. The nblost mou in' the chamber will rule it , whether they represent millions ot pcoplo or only thousands , and other senators , whether they como from mighty commonwealths or from pocket boroughs , will follow their lead A man who Is up to snuff Isn't to bo sneezed. _ "That sealskin sacquo of your wife's Is stunning. " "Yea. Itlmockcd 1110 cents-loss. " Youkcrs StatCbmanl No matter how heavy a man's ' eyes are ho always has strength enough to lift them. _ Now York Herald : "Why do they call these fellows healers i" "I3crtmso tUoy doctor the returns. " Indianapolis Journal : A striking coun tenance is not always an evidence of brains. Consider the Win. goat , for Instance. Loulsvillo Courier-Journal : Hcoplo with castles in Spain rend the dispatches with dis may. The heavy snowfall Is bound to break the roofs. _ Truth : "Why aid Joseph's brothers put him in the pit ? "Because colored coats are not allowed in the boxes. " _ Llfo : IIo and you sny wo nro to poor to marry ; would you marry mo if you wcro richl She No , but I would marry you if you wcro rich. _ Washington Post : "Mny I not asnlro to yourhandl" bo naked earnestly. "Permit mo , " she said positively , "to nssuro you that this is a lone bund. " Munsoy's Weekly : IIo Yoth , I suppose 1 was born with a slver spoon In my mouth I She Are you quito sure , ftlr. Sappy , that It wasn't n sllvcr-heuded cane. New Yock Herald : ! see- some Cana dian has invented n buttonlcss shirt. " "That's nothing now. I've worn thorn ever since my was engaged in church work. " Now York Sun : ' 'Your books haven't ' any moat la them , Branson , " observed Scaddlo- berry. "My dear follow , you should natron- izo u butcher , not a novelist , " returned Brou- sou. Epoch : Johnson When I do marry I intend - tend to marry u sensible glrl.lf I can llnd ono. Tomson Now there's Miss Sbnrpe ; suejiited mo Johnson Just tbo girl I want. Won't you Introduce me } Washington Post : "Blbblns Is a man of u good deal of depth whou you know him , " said ono member of congress to another. "I should judge so after seeing him drink whisky , " was the reply. New York Herald : Edith Thoro's ono good thing abjut ( having n mother. Ethel What do you mean I Edith Why , she h a sure preventive ngainst having a stepmother. Journal Amucant : FrcdWhnt ! Fight a duel oa account of a woman 1 No , sir I If I caught n man flirting with my wife I'd ' iu- vlto hIB to como over for a duv's shooting Just us I've Invited you and then , if an acci dent wcro to occur - " John Heavens ! I hope you don't sus pect mol _ Puck : Brown ( to Hobinson , who has boon abroad ) Anil so you have returned from your long looked forward to Journey to the famous scenes of the o'.d world , to the tombs of statesmen , martyrs nuil pullosophers , to the sublime Alps , great London and gny Paris. Toll mo. old man , what have you donot Browu ( proudly ) I Imvo raised a beard. - Cool as n Cuoiiinuor. "The coolest man I over knew in my life , " said u congressional arrival , "was a native of Kansas. Aoyclonohad struck him and sot him down with entire family and a portion of his furniture within twenty loot of my houso. I snld to him : 'Hello ' , Sam I what are you doing over licrul * " 'O , ho replied , as ho dumped n hail dful of tobacco into his pipe , 'I Just cumo over to cot out of tha druit.1 f lor Afiiiuey't n'telsly. She wont out light , from the port of Fate , On the squally sons of life , 'With Love for captain and Joy tot mato. Well stayed 'gainst the tompost's ' strife. And wo hope to sco her como nulling back Intq matrimony's ' slip , With sails all set , on the homeward tack Thutgallaut craft , Courtship. An Ktoitlng Onnin. Idnho "Well , I'll ' raise you a silver mine. Nebraska I'll call you. What you got ? Idaho Three senators. I'll take the pot. Nebraska Hold on thoro. Thrco senators ain't good. Idaho "What yaa got ! Nobrasica Three t-'ovornors. Idaho Take it. Thrco governors lays over mo. _ _ A JIIHTAitK. //impoon. A barber , n b.ild man , nnd thirdly a fool , Together njouruor had made , Dut lutlttuo overtook them just at the end , So they ull laid down iu the shady. The harbor , by lot , wus compelled to stand guard , And he , while the othon slept sound , Shavoil the huad of the fool so diuuly , In deed , That never u hair could bo found , On waking , the foal put his hand to hU | he.id , I Nor dlil ho the barber's jolto sco ; ' 'You rascal , " said ho , "you've ' uwakcd by mlsUiko TUo bald-headod man and not roe. " THE TARIFF COMMISSION DILL , It Will bo Considered by the Sonata Tinanco OouiniiUoo This Weot , ' THE PROSPECTS FOR ITS ADOPTION , Approval or Several Itptorvo Agents for Nnhrntikn Hunks lllnliup JInrc'H Scrimin on the In- tllansCommented On , WisnixoTOx BtmniirTnn Ouiuv DBS , filil I'\UiiTCBVTii Srucur , , > WAMIIXOTON , D. O. . Jan . 10. Senator Pnildock salil today that his bill creating- permanent tnrlff commissioner would bo considered by the senate comtnitto on llnnnco this wrok. Ho believes the ino.as- uro will receive f.ivor.iblo action by the senate - ate ut nn unrly day. Ho could llml little ob jection to the principle ) Involved or the mode proposed for their recognition. Tno bill pro vides for a commission of llvo mon , not moro than three of whom shall bo appointed from the same political party , eneh to bo p.ild a salary of $7,000 n year. The commission will have headquarters In Washington , but shall look Into the operation ot the tariff law In the various sections of the country and report annually to congress with recommendations as to the changes needed In the tariff law. The Intention is Is glvo congrojs fresh nonpartisan - partisan information relative to the opera tions of the tariff law and what Is needed to make it moro satisfactory , Ot course tbo conclusions would In a dogrco bo conferred by Its partisan majority , but for that reason it is regarded very favorably by the minority , The reports of tlio commission would bo based on practical and material evi dence. It would , It is believed , bo a break water between the extreme and wldovlows of the two leading political parties. But It does not meet the approval of repre sentative McKliiloy , author of the present law. Ho said of the bill this afternoon : "I don't bcliovo it would bo republican wisdom to pass such a mcasuro at this timo. Al though I fnvor n tariff commission for tbo purpose named In this bill , I .tim afraid It would bo a confession of weakness for the republicans to pass such n mcnnuro on the heels of a revision of the tariff. It would look us though wo wcro not sure wo hnd acted wisely. It might bo regarded as an in vitation for moro information for another tariff bill. No. l don't think wo ouuht to create a tariff commission until wo have given the now a trial and soon its opera tions. " manor iiAitc'STAi.K ox Tim INDIANS. A sermon preached at Grace church in Now York last night bv the lit. Rev.V. . II. Hare , bishop of South Dakota and an Indian missionary , provoked considerable comment In congressional circles today. After the recent trouble In South Dakota ami Ne braska , ho said , people had como to the opin ion that ttiero was no solution to the Indian problem except extermination. Even the friends of the Indians , these who had in the pait contributed money for their education and advancement and who wcro truly inter ested In tbo Indinn's welfare , wcro vexed and showed n spirit of Impatience because the Indians bad not all been swept oft the face of the earth. Ho gave a brief history of the troubles. The number of ghost dances , ho said , had been greatly exaggerated. There were not moro than seven or clj-ht hundred , and there were actively engaged in the war only 1,000 Indians. Of Iho causes that led to tlio war , ho said broken promises was ono. The government had in some respects been wonderfully generous la keeping its treaty promises. ' Komo of Its uromiscs it had tlncrantly broken. The most. sOri- ous of the broken promises , ho thought , was the ono that bound the government to build for each Indian who ac cepted n farm on the reserva tion and would work , a substantial houso. That promibd hud not boon fttlllllcd. Ho spoke of other broken promises and suid that when the Indian commission went among thostivages In ISSOto purchase from them u part of their reservation for the use of the whites the Indinns were suspicious. The promises madu were only ihu broken onesin , In new shape , nnd they did not favor any sur render until past promises had boon fulfilled. Finally , when on agreement was mndo , the Indians waited six'months for the fulfillment of the promise and then tlu-oo months longer and nothing came from Washington , and then they hoard that the president hud de clared halt of their reservation open to the whites. 1NHIAN DEl'KKDATION CLAIMS. Senator Paddock intends to continue his fight for the passngo of the Indian depreda tion bill in the morning hour of the sonata. The measure will bo taken upas soon as the cloture resolution Is out of the way and will likely bo passed before the end of thla week. A Jloodof claims is coming in from the set tlers who llvo in the locality of the present Sioux disturbances In South Dakota and No- braskn , nnd Saunter PaddocK believes there should bo provisions made for their speedy nnd equitable settlement. There uro no statutes upon the subject and Indian claims uro simply lllod in the Interior department , where they remain for yours hrforo adjust ment , nnd when the amounts of losses uro de termined there is no satlsfuctory procedure by whica the claimants may get wiiat is duo them. At present It Is folly for claimants to ad dress members of congress upon the subject of their losses. Settlers in the Indian lluht- inp states nro also bombarding their repre sentatives In congress with requests to have the wur department order the disarmament of the IndluiiB and bogging that the bottlers bo not loft helpless ut tlio mercy of the war riors. These Importunities urousolcss. Ofll- cers at the war department say the troops will not bo withdrawn from the disturbed sections until porfeet safety to suttlurs is cer tain and that the department will not bo mis led as to whether the Indians have given up ttielr arms in good faith or dopoiited them in convenient butiinfo places for an outbreak In the spring. The mutter of disarming the Indians is onaof discretion with the wnnlo- p.-utmout , nnd the manner , time and place linvo already boon dotormlncd , so Hint no congressional Inlluonco 0.111 bo wielded. IIKCLISKI ) TO IXSItBT TUB AtTllOPIIUTIOS. Mr. Dorsoy wus before the house commit , too on ngrlculturo this morning nnd nmdo an argument in favor of hl bill giving fc > JOx ( > 0 to the drought suffoi-ora In Nebraska and these who left their homes on account of Imllnu troubles. The committee- declined to put it In the regular nnproprlnt Ion bill , a * * . , . ' it would bo stricken out Iu the liouso on nv point of order. Mr. Dorsoy was asked to utto a precedent nml for Hint purpose the - ' proposition was referred to n sub-conunlltco. , Some members of the coinmltteo snlil lbo' state of Nebraska should tntcu euro of Its un fortunate settlers , but Air. Uorsoy reminded them Unit the majority of these sufferers hml nlso suffered by tlio recent Indlnn mills nncl the federal government U surely responsible for Its \vimls nnd tholr nets. Mr. Oorsoy says ho will cnrry hU battla for his hill to the Moor of the house , hut there nro little hopes of success on account of the general feeling ngnlnst paternalism on the part of the federal governttiont , UKSKllVl : AIIKNTS VOll .NT.II11ASKA. IHNK3. The comptroller of the currcnry today ap proved reserve agents for the following No- bruslm'lunksi City rmtlonal bunk of Now Brunswick nnd iho Olobo national hank of Chicago for the David City tinllonnl bank of Unvlil City , Neb. ; tlio Merchants national ba'ilc of Onmlm for the Ord national bnnlc of Ord , the the Llvorton nntlonnl bunk of Chicago cage for the First national bnnk of 1'awneo City , Neb. Miscnu.ANnoua. The rumor tliat the senate coinmltteo on irrigation of arid hind wiia fnvorablo to the proposition to turn over to the states nil html not susceptible of cultivation , hits awakened much Interest. A number of letters have been received by the Nebraska delegation on the subject. Thuro Is very little prospect of such loglMatlon nt this session nun all agita tion Is unnecessary. It will como up In the next congress mid may succeed. Secretary Noble toitnydenied the motion for n review of the departmental declriuU ' " 11 lea by the attorney of Walter West in the cnsoofsalilcst vs Arslno Dormer , involv ing land in section " ( I , township 11) ) north , range i0 ! west , Urmul Island , Neb. J. W. Wagers was today appointee post master nt Ijtitnbcrt , Holt county , Neb. , vleo Mrs. It. Howard , resigned. Mrs. O. W. Kobiusoii nnd child of Dubuque , Iu. , nro nt tlio Kbbltt. lr. D. Dennett of Clark has boon appointed n member of thu pension examination board of Clark , S. 13. Tlio following attorneys were today ad mitted to practice before the interior depart ment : IMwnrd S. Benedict of O'Neil , Neb. , Diwid J. Morrow of Oniaha , Samuel II. Wire- man of Glcnwood , In. Ur. I. Hurwell of Hastings , Nob. , has been appointed to" n position In the government printing office. Hopresentutlvo Dorsoy will nltctid Stan ford's ' great stock snlo in New York next week. Pimm1 S. HUATII. A.KIIW. A Grnvo Hrrnr. LINCOLN' , Neb. , , Jnn. 10. To the Editor of Tun BnK ! The stntonie.nt published ns a Press dispatch to tlio effect tnat Governor Thnyor was inuano or dantrorously ill is n bnso fabrication. The general Is slightly 111 from overwork lias nt no time been unset tled In Ina mind , was dictntlnjj letters yester day nnd today replying to drouth sufferers. II. E. PAUIKII. AN nniTon AIIIIKSTEU. Mr. D. Q. Hartley , editor of the Bartloy Enterprise In Keil Willow county , nnd who ) ' came to Lincoln to look after certain mutters in the legislature , was nrroitod here today by the sheriff of Red Willow county. The charge against him \vni criminal libel nnd Uov , Taylor is thu complainant. TOs afternoon In the "DnltctttStatcs court Captain Strnum , in behalf of tVuorthrco persons who are defendants in the Holfcn- stein case , asked that the coses bo dismissed on the grounds that the prosecutor wus dead and that the heirs could not tiilco the matter up. Messrs. Wharton & Bnird. attorneys for the organization of persons known as tno "Homo Defenders , " und who own property In the so-called tlelfenstein tract , uro greatly opposed to a dismissal and wish to light the matter to a llnlsh. A QUHIill SPECULATION' . On the night of the IDth mst. n young man named Hey Osborn , claiming to bo from York , wandered into the jioltco station with the tale that ho had accidentally shut himself In the hand , a ball from a ll'-J-i-nllbre revolver passing between the third and little Jlncor of iho loft hand. IIo wns directed to a phy sician and nothing moro was thought of thu matter. Today an ngent of the Standar-l accident Insurance company of Detroit was on the hunt of the young man nnd nlso of what circumstances ho could trluan about the accident His statement Is that Osborn took out four accident policies an the morning of the 1'lth lust , mid his claim to the company slates the nccident occurred at Tenth and O streets In this city. The afllccrs who wcro on duty that night claim Lhat Osborn told them It occurred at or near Lho Ninth street crossing of the railways , though ho could glvo n very unsatisfactory dxplanntlon of Just how It occurred. As this is tlio fourth claim of this kind that has followed the issuance of policies at York the Stanuny company Is a lltllo suspicious of the genuineness of accidents and will investi gate before paying. , V Tlio Imto 10dnr Crowe. The remains of the late Edgar Crowo will bo brought to Omaha for interment. Mr. Crowo died at Butte , Mont. , last Friday. Ho ivas well known'iu this city where ho wns born nnd where ho lived until n year ago. Ho was nt ono time n carrier for Tin : But : nnd six years ego won the fold wntcn awarded by this paper for the most ofllclcnt carrier ser vice for a term of months. Later ho was employed in the olllco of iho I'ucillu Express company und resigned his position about a year ago to accept n position in the olllco of tils step-father , lion , J. ti. - , at torney for thu JUoututui division of the Union I'nclllc. The funeral will bo held today nt 10 o , in. from the residence of Mrs. II. M. Clayton , DIG South Twenty-eighth street. Frank Scmplo has succeeded Qoorgo Ady as assistant general passenger ugont of the Union Pucillc nt Denver. Highest of all in Leavening Power. U. S. Gov't Report , Aug. 17 , 1889. NEBRASKA National Bank U. S. DEPOSITORY , OMAHA , NEB. Capital , - - - - $40OOOO Surplus Jap. 1st , 189O , - 07BOO OWcori nncl Dlrcctori IIonr ? W , Viilm , PrinMent ; T.fnls H. Kouil , Vlcii-rr.-nlilonti Jnmoi \ \ ' . ttarnK" . W V.ilomo. John HColllni. . U. U. Cuililiu , J. N. U 1'utrlck. W. 11. B.lluulioi , caahlur. 'THE IRON OANK. Corner ltb nuil Farnum Hts. A General Dunkln ; Iliislnuss Transacted , IEXCELSIOR'SPRINGSI ' ; Naturi'i Tonic , Diuretic end Uric Solnnt. SOU ) ONLY IN DO-rrl.ES UV | C O. MOOI1C & CO. , Agli. 1515 Dodge 81. j OMAHA. LOAN AND TRUST COMPANY. Rul ) orltcd and Quurantsod Capital..IVW.OM 1'ald In Capital "a.W.000 Iluyi and lolls stooki and bond ) ) nogotlutoi commercial pupori rocolvrs and oxccuto ) triibtsi aoUaB transfer ujjont and trustee-of corporation * , taken charge ot property , ool- IccUUzui. Omaha Loan&TrustCo SAVINGS BANK. S. E. Cor. 10th nnd Douglas St3 , 1'ixld In Onpltal I M.CO ) hubscrlbod and Guaranteed Oupltal. . . . 100,001 Liability of Htookholdeni KOO.VOO 61'er Cent Intoroit I'ald on Deposits. I'UAMv J. LAN ( IK , Umlilor. Ofllcers : A , U. Wyinuii , iirenldent. J. J. llrowii , vlco-preildent , W.T. Wymnn , troasnror. IlroetorA. : . IMVyinun , J. II. Mlllard , J. J , lirown. Guy O. llurton , E. W. Nutb , . Lu.k .