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G TKE OMAHA DAILY BEEAlCWSTDAY , JANTTAEY 12 , 1891. WHAT THE \Y1TS \ ARE SAYING , Bright Observations in Daily Life by the World's ' Funny Men. A SHORT STUDY IN ORNITHOLOGY , Hmv thn Office TJoyAvcnHeil Himself Curly Mlko'a Pnnulox-Su nr- Contcil Polltlcs Tlio LIA- incntoftlio Outtnr. FlIOBcndo Blatter : "Well , hero Is a photo Kraph of the lauy whom I have described to you. " "llut , my dear sir , according to this picture the huly is much older than you gave mo miy reason to bcllovc. " "O , i assure you that Is u very old photograph. " The Worlcof nn Artist. Brooklyn Llfo : "How well preserved Lord Bawnbawst Is is ho not u great swclll" Oh , yes ! ( With a buwt of conn- dcnco. ) Do you know when ho arrived ho was obliged to pay duty on himself as a work of urtl" Don't Work Horo. Clothier nnd Furnisher : Sho-I understand tlicro is a tailor in London who just looks at you hard for a few momffiita , nnd when your clottius cotno homo they fit you perfectly. HoThat is somewhat different from my tailor. Ho looks ntmolmrdforu tew moments but falls to send the clothes. An ICxpcrlonced Oltlolsm. Now York Herald ; "Sho sings llko a cnnary. "Yes. But her bill is a thousand titnM blgRcr. I had her at my last inuslealc. " The ( ilrl of Ilin Period. Now York Herald : He-Shall I como and talk to you wlillo you have your tooth pulled ? She No , I don't think it will bo necessary to take gas , A I'lcnsiiiit lUvsort. Ynnkeo Blade : Visiting ODlclal Every thing stems to bo in ihst-cluss condition hero. hero.Warden Warden or State Prison Yes , sir , wo try to tnuUo the pUce as attractive as possible. IllH Mltlo Paradox. C7ifco/o ( / TrUmne. "Funniest thine about my biz , " Sin's Newsboy Curly Milto , "The ; papers that I'm stucic on Ate tlio papers I don't ' like. " Tlio Oflloo l oy'H PlttshurR Bulletin : Chief Clerk Ills royal nibsaln't himself today. Kind of uilcnt and sad. Wonder whut'a up ? Uaro- ecnerutcd Otllco Boy ( sotto voce ) Oucss my llttlo plan woikod. ICnow'tl it would when I fastened the typewriter's yaller hair on his overcoat last night. An' I'll ' do it every time ho calls mo a climr.p. 'IriiHls. C/itrtiuo / Ttmei , "Put not your trust in riches , My son , " nn old man cried , And with this last sago counsel Ho closed his eyes and died. His son , with oycs still weepinp , Vowed olicdlcnco then nnd there , So ho put his riches in a trust , Ano became a millionaire. Mnny ni1 Hint. St. Joseph News : The stningcr wns in specting the roKUCs' ' picture gallery when he came upon u curious medley of features nil In ono portrait. "Ah , " ho said , "a com posite photograph , Is it not ) Who are the suhicctsl" "Wlllio Tnscott of Chicago. " Notlilntr Could Deter Him Drowning , King & Co. : Denim There goes a salesman that I verily believe could neil n case of dry goods to a mummy. Biiroge He's ' bright , is he ) Denim I should say so. He'll ' stop at noth ing. I've known him to attend church in a country town to mnko a sale on Monday. Mo Obstructions. Clothier und Furnisher : Miss Summit "Why didu't Mr. Cloverton como , Mr. Dash- away ? Dashawny Ho was coming. But , you BOO , his clothes didn't como homo from the tailor's. Miss Summit That shouldn't have made any difference.Vlmt wo want to see U the man , not the clothes. Daslmwuy Well , if ho had como you would have had a first-class vlow of him. Fin-jot liis Datoo. New York Herald : Mr. Stiptohy Well. nimtum , you made a fool of mo when I mar , ricdyou ; that's ' dead suro. Mrs. Stlptoby Why , Nicodomus , long before fore wo wore married you always boasted that you were n sclf-mado maul So don't blame mo. Hiignr-Coiitrd St. .Tosoph News : She ( who dabbles In po litical economy ) Do } ou bcllovo in the duty on sugar ) Ho Assuredly. "I don't ' boltnvo you know what it is. " "Yes , I do. It is 'sweets to the sweet , ' and I will prove it to you. " And his nrgumcut sounded much llko a kiss , while her contention was not heard. All ' 1'iiHto * hulled. Now York Weekly : Employment Agent Th' top o' th1 mornln' t' yo , IJlddy Maloney , Ol'vo found a plnco fur yo. Oo to the strata an' ' number yo folnil on this card. Domestic- Sure ; it's a noico neighborhood. OI'll ' go. Agent Wait a minute , Bluily. Tnko oft that French cap. It's not u French maid , but an American gurl they wants , Not i onconlul. Epoch : Knmbo ( the fnvorlto boarder ) So Blankinsqp has gene ? Well I'm ' glad oritl Mrs. Cutlet ( the landlady ) Why , * thought ho was n very congenial room-mate. Kambo ( sneomiBly ) No , ho wasn't. Ho didn't have a slnglo coat that fitted mo. Thc > Hnine , Yet DIITorciit. Amtrican Grocer. When this lovely dame wns young , Say sixteen , slinpepingand shy , I turned the music ns shosang , And heard her softly whisper "I Just llko a maul" I toll this incident because To marry mo she little dreamt ; And now , whene'er from any cause I make a break , says with coutompt. "Just like a man I" A Correct Surmlsp. Clothier nnd Furnisher : "Excusemo , Mr. Trovers , " suld the tailor , "but a gentleman named Jngway was in yesterday and wanted to order some clottios. J was u trifle suspi cious of him , sir. Ho said ho was a friend of yours and referred mo to you , " "Of course , " said Trovers. "Jagny is all right. Why , sir ; that follow is Just as good as I urn , " ' Yes , sir , " replied the bailer , sadly , ' -that Is } ust what 1 thought , " Quito Bo. Detroit Frco Press : People of slow in tolll- KCIICO sometimes mnko such curious answers to questions that their brevity amounts to wit. This , for Instance , from a character in Maine. On the occasion of nn allliotlou in his family ho wns asked : "Wasn't your father's death rather sud dcnl" "Wa'al , y-o-.V ho drawled out , "It was rather sudden for him. " A Cosily QiiCHIIrn. Judys "Good morning , children , " said n suburban doctor , as ho met thrco or fourchll- dron on their way to school ; "ami how tire you this mornlngl" "Wo dursn't tell you , " replied the oldest a hey of eight. "Dnro not tell mol" exclaimed the doctor. "And why nott" "Cause papa said that lost year it cost him over 20 to have you como iu and ask us how wo were. " Queer Uotniiy nt the Hub. Boston Kccordi There is a man m our town who la not wondrous wlso , although ho makes heroic efforts to keep up nppeurunccs. Ho has recently acquired wealth aud has lately added a well-stocked conservatory to his establishment. Tills ho win not slnco exhibiting to n party of visltlnir friends with nrido. "VVhnt is thatl" nskcd n Imly , pointing ton certain [ limit , Mr. 1 * . wns non plussed for n moment , but , quickly rean'or- liip. ho answered with much gravity ! "That , imuliime , 1) nn exceedingly rare specimen of the 'Knclyclopnilla ; Urltnnnlca. ' ' Jloonniny. Dispatch : "Now , Tom. " salu his sister ns they cro coming homo from a New Ycnr's eve party , "J wnnt you to begin the now ycnr with n resolve to get out of debt. You must give up sotnoof your expen sive Imblts now , won't you promise to glvo up at Icnstonpl" "O ! I BIICSSSO , " said Tom. " \Vhnt shall It , be ! " Biilil she , resolved to strike wlillo the Iron was hot. "Buying theater tickets for you I" Tlio Oiiltiu-'M Ijiuncnt. Uft. How time * nro changed , slnco Kay gnllnnts , With mask and moonlight to enhance , first nmdo my tender strings to thrill 'Neuth the Spanish datum's window-sill. Such sones they sans as "Just One Olanco" In those old days of sweet romance I would they were oxlstnnt still. How times nro changed. For Maudlo leads tnc such n dance 'Midst Gotham's ' gay inhabitants. She stniins mo with imllffcient skill , Wlillo they yell out In chorus shrill , Songs llko "McNulty's ' Sinidny 1'auts1 How times have changed I An Unfortunate Interruption. Kansas City Stnr : How embarrassing some things nro. There was a Troost avcnuo young lady , very pretty and very joung , nnd she talked so the whole car could hear her. "This is my birthday , " shs said. Tuo whole car and her escort was interested , 'Is that so J" said ho. "Oucss how old. " ' I can't. " "Will I hare to toll yo-il Well , it Is my " "Twenty-fourth ! " bawled the conductor , opening the door. Every ono know It wasn't true , butsho wtCs so mad that she shut her mouth tight and the cur heard no moro. AVIiy the sport XV ns Had. Drake's Magazine : First Fisherman Well , actually , I forgot to bring any bait I Second Finhqrinan Never mind. We can get along without it. Tlio whisky bottles are hero all right. " First Fisherman ( fooling in his pocket ) But I seem to have loft the corkscrew at home. Second Fisherman Look hero I This Is getting serious. Only Onn Thinj ; Chicago Tilbuno : Friend -Gogson , how Is your airship getting along I . Inventor Itis complete with the exception of one little detail I have not yet pcricctcd. I shall take that up next. "What is it ! " "A tncia trifle that 1 can think out nt any time. The prlnclp.il feature of my invention h a safety net that will travel nlong under the airship to prevent fatal accidents. I will make navigating the nlr absolutely free from clanger. In the making of that net I have revolutionized the entire business. " "But how is the net Itself to bo kept from falling to the ground when anything happens to your alrshinl" "That is the" little detail I haven't worked out yet. " "What do prochcr talk "bouttodny " , brudaor .Tulltis ? " "Ob , ho tolo 'bout Samson beat do Philistines , en you know I moso cry to think dcm poor erectors couldn't ' get no Salvation Oil. " Bowaroof new remedies for coughs 1 Dr. Bull's Cough Syrup has stood the test for forty years. Don't l\ yourself ! Notwithstanding all rumors to the contrary , the Chicago , Milwaukee & St , Paul Ky's now steam heated palace Bleep ! ng cars , with "olectric lights in ovcry berth , " still leaves , the Union depot - pot , Omaha at 0:10 : p. in. dally , arriv ing at Cliicngo at. 9:30 : a. m. , in ample time to make all eastern connections. Ticket olllco , 1501 Funuun st. J. E. PKKSTON , P. A. NASH , C. Pass. Agt Gen. Agt. 1G02. Sixteenth and Farnam-stroots is the now Rook Island ticket olllco. Tick ets to all points cast ut lowest rates. THE OI1UHUII UULiU A Kello of Primitive Times Which Has Kcoomo 11 Nulsimcc. Nowadays pretty much ovcry man , woman nnd child carries a costly Wul- thnm , nn Klgin or a cheap \Vatorbury watch. A generation or two ago , say's the Independent , watches wore only car ried by people of wealth , and the farm ers depended upon the tall clock in the hall , or upon the cheap Connecticut clock on the kitchen shelf. There was no convenient way of roculntlng time , nnd no ono know whether his clock was correct. It was Hot a day of rail roads. Now railroads run on time anfl everybody can sot his watch by railroad timo. No ono now depends upon the village bell to toll the hour of noon or 0 o'clock. The village boll was an abso lute necessity in old time's. Every oity church needed its boll also. This 'is now changed. A church boll is a survival , no longer of any use in the city und of little use in the country. A person who wants to know when it is time to go tote to church looks nt his watch and does not wuit for the boll. lie does not sot his watch by the bell , but looks at his watch to see if the boll is rlcrlit. All this means that the boll has comate to bo of no uso. It is kept out of senti ment , und not for any advantages which it sub&orvo3. In a city , or in n crowded population , or whore ft is likely to dis turb the siok , iv boll has como to bo a positive nuisance. Constantly cases occur like that just reported of the First Baptist church of West Philadelphia which has stopped the ringing of its boll out of regard for the sick. Many of our most expen sive churches nro now built without steeples , or , if the plan requires a steeple , the erection of the steeple is put off until money is uioro abundant. \Vhoro a steeple is retained it is simply u matter of ornament , a rominlsconco of the past , absolutely useless. Consistency would require that if there bo no boil there should bo no belfry , and that is what wo nro coming to. A church tower is an expensive thing , nnd the money which used to bo expended on the tower can now go into moro important Sunday school and mission rooms. The dny is fast coming whoa the church splrn , the linger pointing heavenward , will cease to exist because it will bo only n sham and pretense , indicating want does not exist and is not called for. With it is already po- ing much of the pro-omlnonco 01 the gothio architecture , as there is no longer any necessity that churches in our cities should valmy rival , with their towers , the height of the now buildings. The now buildings would tower nbovo them at their best. In the country the bell may properly survive longer. It has u pleasant sound. It is of use in time of flros ; it rings u merry chlino for wed dings or for independence day ; it tolls the people of death ; its sound does not annoy the sick as in overcrowded habi tations. But in the city and in the largo towns the boll is doomed and the stcoplo with it. "Wo may regret all thlc. The senti ment of the boll is bwoot , but there will bo a sweeter sentiment and a finer use in the mission hall and the reading-room. Cure for Croup- Use Dr. Thomas' electric oil according to directions. It is 'the best remedy for all sudden attacks of colds , pain and iullaiuuintion and injuries. The only railroad train out of Omaha run expressly for the accommodation of Omaha , Council Bluffs , Dos Molnos ahd Chicago business U the Itook Island voa- tlbulod limited , leaving Omaha at 4:80 : p. m. dally. Ticket otllco , 1002 Sixteenth and Farnam Bts. , Omaha. A STUUV IN HYPNOTISM. The Cell That Clnscn In liy Seven Do ( 'rcrs I'pini Its Victim. Arthur Ilowton in the Now York World says : What moat deeply inter cuts the uninformed mind concerning hypnotism is the oxnpgorutcdlcondltlona which nro reported. I propose to glvo my description , which will unburden this so-called weird nrt of many misrep resentations. I must Bny , however , Unit it moro than fulfills the clnlms of its exponents in that it is a useful nnd extremely powerful adjunct in minor surplcal operations , on account of the case with which local or general anes thesia may bo produced , not to mention its vnluo as a sedative nnd ncrvo re cuperator ; also it is fair to say htit mitid-rondingdouo by hypnotic subjects is sometimes almost Inexplicable. It is this hist fact which keeps the old "mag netism" nllvo. According to the best authorities there nro seven stages of hymiotls with well marked character istics. The first singe of hypnotls is tholcgor Bommell , or light sleep of Dr. Llobault. In this stage the subject is in an ordi nary do/.o , produced by a gentle nnd monotonous movement of the hands in the form of passes , ilxing the patient's eyes steadily on some bright small ob ject , thus producing slight cerebral ex haustion. There la no spcclnl peculiar ity about this stngo except that the sub ject is more susceptible to suggestion , but the least noise or brusque movement will restore his equanimity ; the subject in this condition has not lost conscious ness. ness.Dr. . Licbault rarely goes beyond this stage in his psyeho-thornputical prac tice. tice.The The second stage or somtnoll profond , is also named by Dr. Llobault of Nancy , and the special characteristics are Unit the subject is in a dcopsleep , but retains consciousness of what is going on around him. Ilo is In a state of very much in creased susceptibility to suggestion so much so , in fact , that if told that ho can not open his eyes ho can not do so His general condition is ono of natural sleep except in ordinary sleep the patient licard nothing , and a bound will awake him , whoreasin this sleep the patientif spoken to will answer , and oven loud voices will not startle him. Thla stage is induced by continuation of the method given for the first stage. The third stage of somnninbulism. This stngo is the llrst in which the sub ject completely loses control of his ac tions. In this condition ho hears and sees no ono except the operator , unless ho is placed in hat many with him. There is also in this condition n certain association of ideas , in that the somnam bulist if sot to washing hjs hands will not continue the opera tion forever , but will , after a reason able time , ask lor a towel. This condi tion is lost in deeper stages. In this condition there is a skin-deep insensibil ity to pain , and the ' pupils of the eyes are contracted ; but'the greatest peculi arity of this stage lies in the hyporos- thotlc powers induced in some subjects. It is to this peculiarity that wo owe the wonders of mind-reading , as in this con dition a good subject's houses are so in- fluitoly sharpened that they can catch a clew given by an operator which would fall to reach the sharpest unhypnotlzed person in the world. The fourth stngo is catalepsy , This is the llrst stage which Is absolutely path ological , and is not. ns in the former singes , merely physical olTecls , In this stngo the subject's muscles are all in a flaccid or wax-like condition , and the subject's limbs nro placed in position , no matter how awkward or uncomfortable it may bo , ho will retain it , while his breathing nnd pulse will remain moro regular than anyone in a normal condi tion could possibly attempt to simulate. This has been proven by the sphymo- grnphlo charts of of Tamburino and Soppili. In this stngo the occuhvr and pattollur rollox is almost entirely deli- ciont. The fifth stage is lethargy. This is a stngo which is dangerous for any one not fully competent and with long experience _ - perionco to meddle with , on account "of the acute tetanus which always accom panies it. The general idea is expressed by the Gorman investigators that these effects are produced by suggestion and imitation. This is erroneous , however , ns has been demonstrated by thoclinlquo of Prof Chnrcot a la Snltpotrioro , Paris. The special symptoms are , first , an en tirely relaxed "condition of the muscles , so that if the subject is raised up arid lot fall lie will drop in a heap , and without the least ability to hotter his position. Secondly , there is a nouro-musculnr hy- peroxcltabillty which manifests itself upon the least stimulation. For instance , * if the mnssotor or muscle of the jaw is touched it will contract as from a tetan ic spasm. The danger lies in the liability of these tetanic contractions spreading and involving some vital organ , or oven roachinir the heart. It is beyond all power of man to simulate those symp toms. 'Thirdly , association of ideas is entirely absent , and the brain is func tionally active. The sixth stage , or complete con- trncturo , is never induced except for scientific investigation or for extreme surgical operations All the muscles except those concerned in the circula tion and respiration are rigidly con tracted. All reflexes and mental phe nomena are -absent , und long contin uance in this condition , sometimes called deep trnnco , may cause the subject to pass quietly into The seventh stage , or death. Van Houton's Cocoa Lrtirgest sale in the world. A Graveyard llnbbit , Indued. There is nn old graveyard In Clarke county , Georgia , which is hold In sti- Sjrstltlous fear by the neighborhood , no story about it is that n rabbit has' taken up its homo there nnd burrows in n sunken grave. The boards covering the vault have rotted , leaving a cavern extending into the coflin itself. For a long time a rabbit has used the den as n lair and can ho soon at almost any hour entering or leaving the cavern , Time nnd again the hunters hnvo sought to kill this particular rabbit , but it is like ilrlng at a sun ray. The little quadru ped booms qulto tame and will invite n near approach of the sportsman , but on the dlscnargo of his gun Br'or Habbit bounds oil unharmed. And no dog , either , can bo found to chase the rabbit any distance. They will run it n few yards and then return to their owners with n mystified look nnd their tails dangling between their logs. A Pleasing Sense of health and strength renewed and of case und comfort follows the use of syrup of llgs. as It nuts la harmony with nuturo to effectu ally clcauso the system when costive or bil ious. For sale in Mo and $1.00 bottles by all leading druggists. Through coaches Pullman palnco sleepers , dining care , free reclining chnir cars to Chicago and intervening points via the great Rock Island route. Ticket ollico 1602 , Sixteenth and Farnam. How Von JMoltko Wns Dlncovoreil. A Danish diplomat has just related how Emperor William I. once told of his discovery of the genius of Von Moltko. "I mny lay claim to the credit of having discovered him , " said the omporor. "In the twenties I first saw his fnco at u ro- vlow of a Brandenburg' regiment. Ho attracted my attention by the keonnosa of Ills fnco nml tlm-'b.xtrcmo ' Innknosa of liis figure. I putjijj-ny his immo in my memory. A few months Inter I found n paper in some tnlltttfry work by Moltko's regimental oflIc < / $ ' that was utnnzlnely clear nnd concise. ( It concerned llio de fenses of Copenhagen. AttHo bottom of the last pane I roud the modest little signature , ilclmutji Von Moltkc. I wrote a word of commendation on the margin nnd directed the , phlcf of the general start to c.ill to It the young1 man who afterward bccnmoilold marshal. I was the first ono to am < ? o'th ' his way to great ness. " There Is nothing like Dr. Thomas' ' electric oil to quickly cure a colder relieve hoarse ness. Written by Mrs. M. .7. Fellows , Burr Oak , St. Joseph county , Michigan. A Gay Ittirnncsi. Baroness Oan Duron , wife of the Gor man omporor's ' banker , is in Now York , creating a sensation with hot * turnouts , says the Chicago Herald. She has a Htilto of palatial apartments in West Fifty-second streotund a spider phaeton , brougham , T cart , victoria and tnndoin nt hotdisposal. . The tandem she drives horsolf. The livery worn by her driver and groom she designed. Tlio coats nro of heavy , light-colored English box cloth , and the breeches of dark groan to match the llnirg of the conveyance. The buttons of heavy gold plate hnvo the fciimo crest that adorns the harnesses and the sldo panels of the equipages. The caps of the boots are of highly polished patent leather. The baroness before her mirringo was Daisy Newman of Mountain View , Cal. , and she is also there now to see her relatives. She Is said to bo a brown-eyed blonde , lovely and fascinating. On ono occasion dur ing her travels in Europe she took a hnnil at rouge ot noir at Monaco , nnd loft her wager on the rod until it turned up sixteen times in succession. The play of the "lucky American" has never boon duplicated at Monaco. Half of the 10,000 francs she won she gnvo to charity. The best nnodyno nnd expectorant for the euro of colds nnd coughs and all throat , lune and bronchial troubles Is undoubtedly Ayor's ' Cherry Pectoral. Ask jour drutrKM for It , and nt the s.uno time for Ajor's almanac , which is frco to all. The now ofllco3 of tno Great Rock Island route , 100J Sixteenth and Fiirnam streets , Omaha , nro the finest in the city. Call and see them. Tickets to all points east at lowest rales. Grnpc Culture In This Countiy. The cultuic of the grnpo Is in a flour ishing condition in this country , accord ing to the now census statistics of this industry , There tire in round numbers , 400,000 , acres of land in this country planted to vineyards , of which SOO.OOO . will bo bunrinfr this year. This is an increase of U20OQO acres Jn vineyard area in the past ton years and nn in- crcaho of over $10,000,000 a year in the capital invested. ( Of the area of bear ing vines in the country California nlono has 160,000 , That state also has of the total investment of capital nearly $78,000,000. BeUve'en 80,000,000 and 40- , 000,000 gallons \ylnb of will bo maJo in the United States thisyearof which Cali fornia will produce moro than half. Seven-eighths of the grapes of California go to the wine presk. Mrs. Whitlow's Soothing Syrup Is nn im- oxcclled medicine for children \vhlle teeth ing , tij cents a bottle. ' Cheap Ijlb-rallty. Alexander Durham , the elder , was apt to bo boastful at times. Thus ho once observed at an everting party : "I always keep a hundred louis d'or at the disposal of my friends. " The very next morning a "good friend" called to borrow these huudicd pieces of gold , but Duma1' , who was not to be caught napping , answered with a smile : "Ah , ray dear follow , you didn't quite take in my inclining' . 'i"o bo euro I nlwaya keep a hundred louis at my disposal for.my Mends , but if I wore to lend you the amount it would no longer bo at my disposal. Very sorry ! " Fret not your hfo away because your hair is gray , while youhg , as you can stop all Krayncss nnd can beautify the hair with Hall's Hair Ucnowcr and bo huppy. Mr. Pnrnell wns not Armed. The story that has been current about Mr. Pnriieil bitting through the meet ings of last week with a revolver in his pocket is not true. Many of his oppo nents firmly beliovcd it , and nstrict watch was kept upon the chnirinnn in consequence , says the ljnll Mall Gazette. But Air. Pnrnoll assured one of his old friends on Fi Idny that ho hud not car ried arms for two years , and that ho would novpr think of taking any firearm with him into a mooting of his-fellow- countryifion , BE DECEIVED INTO BUYING CHEAP IMI TATIONS CLAIMING TO BE JUST AS GOOD AS S. S.S. If they had merit , Ihoy would not o'alm to be hi good1 as something c.to. swirrs si'Ecinc , s. s. s. IS IlKCOOXIXKI ) AS TllK BTAJJDAIll ) . THAT IS WHY Till ! COU.NTKY IS fl.OOUUD W111I IMITATIONS OI % IT. Hooks on lllood and Skin diseases free. Till : SWIFT Sl'KClHICCO. , A'l LAMA , OA. CHRISTIE LHTHROP -i i Comnlission Co. 309 nnd ! U1 So'nlli ' lit'li Street , r.rst National ' uk Builtlhig , Grain , Provisions , Stocks & Bonds , Orders executed Tun the purchase or snlo for Imiiicdliitu orfitturiiiOcllvory Ui all tlio lead ing markets. [ , , Y JPrlente Il'/rc. ' } CorreHjionitentti , 14 * / lit St. Louis t D. It. Franc-Is i Uro. BONDS ToUIUiuciof WANTED CITIES , COUNTIES , SCHOOL or m mmmr D\SjnlCTS \ , WATER COMPANIES , ST.R.R.COMPANIES.tto. Correspondence lollclttil. N.W.HARRIS &COMPANYBankers , 183-183 Doorborn Street , CHICAGO. IS Wall Btroot. NEW YORK. 7O State St. . BOSTON. FOR MEN ONLY unrir rnnP For LOST or PAILIXO MAN. JJIAlilU lUllu HOODj Oonoral and NKU- VOUS nKHILITY. WeaUnosa of llody nnu Mind ; EIToctsof Krrorsor Kxocsscs | n O1U or Young. UoUiist , Noble MANHOOD fully ro- Btorod. We Kunrnnti'o every case or money refunded. Humplu course , flvu days' truut- uioiit. ( It full course , f > . ttosurcly seiilocl fiom oliservatlun. Cuokueiuedy Uo , Omaliu , Nob. , Otllco Cor. Kith and Karoatn Stroott. FOR. A. WE1EXK. We are going to keep the ball rolling. Look at the slash in- prices : OVER. COATS In ulsters , good heavy , warm and long coats , will be sold atI I Cot of 50 Per W. OR IN PLAIN LANGUAGE FOR $2,50. The nice genteel chinchilla overcoats that we reduced last week to $8 , have been branded with the ridiculously low price of $6. We are ABOUT to invoice our stock , and we are deter mined that if sizes will hold out , every overcoat in the house must be sold. We have still some of the handsomest box cut gentle men's overcoats , equal to $60 and $75 coats , made by the merchant tailors , and the prices on them are cut this week 25 per cent. . REMEMBER , Sink OP Swim , Our 0 wcoats We are in the same 'fix on And to quote prices on it would look too ridiculous. in print. We are selling win ter Underwear at 50c on the dollar. Come in and see them. Never in the history of Omaha could , a man dress himself as cheaply and as good for little money as he can today at Cor. 13tli and Farnnin , FUn , WOOL , HIQES , Goo , Obarno & Cb. , J , B. Qjllth < 4) ) 0) , 11)8. Ijthitrcct , 'JM-1U3 rm air rth U Omaha. Ontihft. IRON WORKS. LITHOGRAPHING. Boos Printing Oo. IJthORr.ip1ilnR , 1'rlnllni nnil Illnnk Hooks. llth ami HawuctSt * . LIQUORS. Ilor & Co. , William Dirat , Liquor MerotmnH. \Vlnot , Liquors and Cl * 1112 Humor itruot. Munufnctur'ra KeiinoJr's Unit India Hitters. 1313 Karntm 81 , Omaha E , R , Grotto , Prank Dollono & Oo. , Importer nnd Jobber of Llquori , and Oonulno N * Wlnpi nnd I.tquor * Slli Bin ! I-oarotiwuUll Sti. rada Clean. I'rlco llsli on application IJai Douglna Street. L. Kirschti A. Priok & Oo. , Wholcssl91.lquorDo l r WlolojnloI.lquorDcftlerl OT annlOOB.IOthgt , Ml . P03B. IQthSt. LUMBER. 0 , W. Douglosj & Oo , ' John A , Wakefiold , Import nl , Atncrl * nI'orj Ilnrdirood Lumber , luntl Ci'inont , Mllw UM llfdruullo Content 3 1310 North ! fith Street. ( julncr Wutta Lima. Ohmloa E , Lee , Wyatt - Bullard Lam Ilanlwooil lumber , wood carped nml parquet boi Oo. flooring. D'.h nnd Douglas. Kill nnd Unrfl Street * , Fred W. Gray , Louis Bradford , Umo , Ccmont , Kto. , K'.u Lumber , lime , comentet4 Cor. 9th unit K'l Douglnn itroot. MILLINERY AND NOTIONS. 0. A , Stoneliill , I , Oberfoldor k Oo , . Mllllncrr , Notions Importer * anil Jolbera U Cloaks , 1310 Milliner ? . 108,710nnd213 South lltk llC-I18a. ICthSt , Omnbik Mtl'Ct. MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS , BTO , Max Meyer &Bro. Oo. A. Hospo , Jr. , M'f'jr Jowelorr doolors In Pianos , Organs , Artist/ musical Instruments , . etc. , Materials , Etc. , Farnam nnd Ifitb. 1513 Douglivs Btreat. OIL3. Consolidated Tank Line Oo , Ileflned and lubricating oil * , nxlo frrcnsc. oto. A. II. Ulsliop , ilnmuer. OYSTERS. PRODUCE , COMMISSION. SAFES. SBSD9 , SASH , DOOR3 , BLINDS , Bl'O. M , A. Diahrow & Oo. , Bohn Sash & Door Oo , Manufacturers of saib , Manufuoturers of mouil- doors , blinds and Ing * , blinds , doori , Moulding * , llranah of etc. fice , mil and linr.l sti. IMh anil Clark atrosti. SYRUPS. | STOVES. Parroll & Oompiny , Duffy-TrowbridS3 Wholesale minfocturtn Stova Minufao'g ' Oa. , lyrujn , molaiios nal TlnogtirJ , MaiufnHur'K ntortsoal 217-Sl'J South 8th street. Htnro ptpi. 1213-12IA Ixiarenworth it TEA , OOFFBE , SPIOBS , CIGARS * Oonsolidated OofFoo Oomptny , 1(14 and Hid rurnsr it Omaha. Neb. STEAM AND WATER SUPPLIED U. S. Wind Engine & A , L. Strang & Sana , Fumy Go. , Hnllldar wind mills 01) 1002-1001 Farnam itreit , and VII Jonoi it. 0. V. lluss , actliiK manager , Omaha , Neb. Orano Oampany , Hoao belting , packing , iteura pumps , plumbing lioodi 872-21 ranmn ( treat TOYS. TYPE. H.-Hardy & Co. , The Omaha Typa Toys , dolls , album > , Foundry , Kuod9liousofurnlililng , Printer1 Bupiilloi. goudi , children' * car- Now and machliierr. looun rlacoi 1113 Howard ilrcct. SOUTH OMAHA. UNIONaSTOCK YARDS CO , , LIMITED. LIVE SIOOK COMMISSION.
