r PART TWO. PAGES 9 TO 16. TWENTIETH YEAR. OMAHA SUNDAY MORNING , j DECEMBER 21 , 1890-TWENTY PAGES. . NUMBER ISO. Op on JGKER & Open onUntil Olirist > meis Until Oliristmeis GORNEJR FAR.NAM A.NI > STR.EXEVTS. Jj AY OF To aid you in solving the more or less perplexing problem of what to give for a HOLIDAY PRESENT , we present the following list of DRY GOODS and FANCY GOODS , -with the assurance that nowhere can YOU obtain better values or larger selections in the lines enumerated than at our establishment. KELLEY , STIGER & CO. 10 YARDS Dress pattern of Black French Faille Silk for $12.00 1C YARDS Dress pattern of Black Satin Rhadama Silk for $15.20 10 YARDS Black French Faille Silk for $20.00 10 YARDS Of Black Satin Rhad ama Silk for $17.60 8 YARD Dress Patterns of Black Silk Warp Henrietta for $8.00 6 YARDS All Wool Black Henri etta for $6.00 8 YARDS All Wool Black French Serge for $4.00 7 YARD Dress Pattern of 54-in all wool Black Flannel FOR $3.50 FANS - FANS Latest novelties In hand painted gauze , coque ana ostrich feather fans from $1 up to $15. LADIES' PLUSH SACQUES At $19.75 , $27.50 $32.50 and $41.00 Guaranteed Qualities. FURS - FURS Ladies' Fur Muffs , Ladies' Fur Capes , Misses' Fur Sets , Children's' Fur Sets , Ladies' and Misses Thebet Capes for opera wear. SHAWLS Beaver Shawls , Cash mere Shawls , Shawls for opera and street wear. Real DucbosrLnco handker chiefs , at $1.60 , 52.00 , $ 2.f0 , $3.60 nnd upward. Fine hand cmbl-olucred Silk Mull Handkerchiefs at $2.75 , 83.60 , $4.60 , $5.60 and $0.50 each. Ltulics' flno hand embroidered linen lawn HANDKERgHIEFS In an ondlcsa variety of beauti ful designs , atCOc , G5c , 7oc , $1.00 and $ l.o each. t ; Four spcctinl bargains in la dies' embroidered hemstitched and scalloped border linen lawn HANDKERCHIEFS At 12Jc , 15e , 2Sc and and 30c each. , Worth 25 per cqnt tmoro. L art leg , ' Hand Embroidered , - Japanese Silk HANDKERCHIEFS Choice DoHlpnp.nt 38c , 60c , 05c " , 75c and 81.00 . . . . MEN'S SILK MUFFLERS , At $1.00 , ' $1.25 , $1.75 and $2.00. MEN'S PINE SILK NECK TIES , At 39c , 50c , 75c , $1.00 and $1.25. MEN'S SATIN SUSPENDERS , All Colors , At $1.75 , $2.00 , $2.50 and $3.00. MEN'S LINEN Handkerchiefs , Initial anil Fancy Border A Special Bargain , 25c Each. Fancy Towels 25c , SOc , 6Sc , 75c and $1. Fine Satin Damask Napkins At $3 , $3.78 and $8.BO per doz. Choice Damask . Lunch Sets At $3.75 and $5. Gent's Fine White China Silk Handkerchiefs At 500 , 650 and 750. Black at 750 and 850. Meris Fine Silk Umbrellas , -AT- . $3.50 , $5 and $6. Eiderdown Bed Comforts -AT $5.50 , $8.50and $10 Ladies Silk Plose -AT $1.50 , $2.15 , $3 , $3.25 Ladies Sslk Gloves -AT $1.15$1.50$1.75$2 , " t * > . 1 - / . . ftv.wfMK. * , . * > . . . y , - „ . * - . . . \.J < * < , „ . . , , . , * fit > . . . * . \ . - , ( * - W 4- * . . . . -V - . Cor. Farnam and 15th Sts , KELLEY , STIGER & < Cor. Farnam and I5fh Sts- P\ "BY-TUB , WILDCAT PROCESS. How Bogus Insurance tiompanies are in the Habit of Swindling People. ' BUSINESS CARRIED ON IN SECRET. Everything Must Ho "Cndcrjjrounal" In Order to Ksenpo tlio linw Inside Workings of aa Organized Fraud. ' The rccoflt failure of amber of wildcat insurance companies ana 10 astonishing result - sult of the attendant investigations as to the enormous business that these irresponsible Institutions are doing throtighout the btato toavo aroused the regular underwriters of the city , and they nro demanding the suppression of companies doing business contrary to law. A BBC reporter called upon a number of firms for Information regarding the "under ground1' nnd "wildcat" companies , and a des cription of their modus oporaudl In catching victims. Ono of these men said : "Thcso companies ore called 'underground' because they do business contrary to law and nro compelled to work In secret , covering up * their tracks and eluding the state ofllclnls In cvorv manner. Llko all other lawless ele ments nnd lawbreakers , they have a wholesome - some dread of authority and love darkness " " rather than light "Thoy are called 'wild eat' because they are financially as irresponsible arid unreliable as the most notorious bank in the darkest 'wild cat' times. "Many of them , which circulate a grand array of assets In figures , have succeeded in securing excellent reports from the mercan tile agencies and display a beautifully engraved - graved policy sheet , are known by posted m- lurauco men to have no legal existence what ever. Cases are known in which the whole so-culled company consists of ono Impecunious individual. who , taking that means 'to raise the wind , ' has filled out documents with llctltlous names , sent out circulars1 and realized many hundred dollars from a gullfblo public for bis worthless policies. Several such coses have recently been unearthed by the Insurance fraternity. " "How can a man perpetuate such a fraud iuccessfullyl" "Uomoinber , these concerns do not attempt to conceal the fact that they are engaged In an illegal business , and llko dealers In green goods they Impress upon their customers the necessity of secrecy. Their victims there fore when awakened to the fraud prefer to Buffer in silence rather than expose them- tolvos to ridicule. And , besides , these who deal In secret with professed law-breakers are not in good condition to appeal to the law for redress. Suppose in such a case a man is bravo enough to undertake a suit. To begin It h < > must find his company. Ho cannot BUO at bis homo among his friends Ho can not got service on the company as ho can on ono authorized to do business , but ho must go to the homo of the company. It maybe bo in some other state. It may be In Europe. It may bo llko the Irishman's flea. "Many a poor man has been thus rudely hocked out of a dream of security to find himself ruined : to find that by bis own act ho had "put himself beyond the power of the law to render any osslstanco. "It would scorn that men of ordinary busi ness sagacity would not got raught in such traps , yet these same companies are doing a thriving business In this state. They draw out of the city of Omaha alone about 100,000 annually , "Theso so-called companies have two methods of doing business ; " 1 , Through so-called 'brokers' located In Bomo place llko Chicago or Now Orleans , send out flrculars to these needing insurance , and Without naming the company , simply offer- ni ? th'o Insurance in 'first class' companies at greatly reduced rates. "I have received hundreds of such circulars. ? hey come from Chicago , Now Orleans , New fork , Boston , London , Paris and many other places. I have many times replied to hem , asking the nnino of the company ad- crtiscd , but in no instance did I over suc ceed In learning it. The reply invariably ins been : 'Send on your application for in surance and by return mnll I will forward a policy , which I guarantee to bo good. ' That sounds well and many a man caught by the words 'I guarantee' has sent an application and premiums. " 2. Through traveling Inspectors , These arc merely solicitors. Not a week passes without a visit to Omaha by ono of these gentlemen. Knowing that they are liable to irrcst if detected they carry on their opora- ; ions as secretly as possible. Having ascer tained by previous correspondence what mer chants are dissatisfied with the rates rhnrged ay the authorized cotnpanlce they slip Into Lho city , quietly visit the parties they think they can catch , and got out of town again as soon as possible. "Their flrst effort Is to secure an applica tion for insurance on the ( mutual plat ) ) tell ing their victim that on this plan ho gets much cheaper Insurance. But this renders the insured liable for all the obligations of the comnany , and a-wary business man shuns that liability. "Falling to secure him on the mutual plan they offer him a policy for cash , the applicant being made to believe that ho is thereby re lieved of any liability. Many of our business men have recently had a sad awakening , by the failure of the mutual companies , from this fancied security , by courts deciding that the holders of cash policies from mutual com panies are liable for nil the obligations of these companies , on the ground that they wore conspiring to cheat the stockholders holding mutual policies , and their attempted fraud will not protect them. "Thoro are business men in this city who have sent In their losses to these companies only to bo notllled that the company had failed , and accompanying the notification would bo another stating that tbo Insured would bo assessed 80 per cent or more of his policy to meet his liabilities as a member of ono of the wildcat mutual companies. Others have been advised to lock up their policies in jhcir vaults and deny that they over had any conneotlon-wlth the company , and thus avoid any liability. "Thoro Is sometimes a difference between a wildcat and a regular underground company , although nnno but an experienced man would bo able to detect the difference. What I mean is that an underground company is not necessarily a wildcat company , as It is posiiblo for an honest man to got mixed up in a gang of thlovcs. Both are underground , In that they evade the law , but some of them are honest in that they roaly intended to meet all losses , while the wildcat companies do not intend to pay a cent and could not pay oven If they so desired , "Thcso flourish all the companies over coun try , but their headquarters are in the states where tbo Insurance laws are lax. Washing ton , D. 0. , and Now Orleans are veritable hotbeds of wildcat companies. There Is no Insurance law In the District of Columbia , and In Louisiana the law is very lax , so that every inducement Is offered to unscrupulous and impecunious persons to st'irt an insurance company. AH they have to do is to got their circulars printed and flood .tho country with them. They generally give a number of ref ereuces , but as not ono in ten of their victims over writes to any of the parties named , tbo 'company' is perfectly safe in quoting anyone bo chooses. "It is surprising how many will blto at the bait thrown to them by the enterprising wildcat speculator. They catch a number of the most substantial business men. It ii but a short tlmo since that I learned that ono of the best business men In this city had over (50,000 insurance in tboso companies. In getting It transform ! for him , I found out that ho could have collected loss than f3,000 of that amount if ho nad experienced a loss , I satisfied him that this was so , and his Insur- nnco Is now all placed with rcgiilurcotnpanlcs. Ills strange tuat a prudent man will Insura in these companies , whcu It Is kuoun that the regular companies during the past fifteen years have not Dccn making but a fraction jf 1 per cent , and these companies offer rates nt a reduction of 25 per cent. "There nro hundreds of these wild catcom- panies in existence today , and fully ono hun dred of them nro doing business in Nebraska. They are springing into existence every day. It doesn't require any capital whatever to start one , and you must remember tnat very few have any legal existence. They send out very attractive offers , merely alluding to themselves as a 'non-board company. ' iThero Is no way of preventing it , but the evil can be very greatly modified. 3rimo cannot bo stopped altogether nnd con fidence men are bound to exist in the world. Laws might bo passed , however , that would tend to Improve the situation. " l "What feature do you think essential In such laws ! " "Well , In the flrst p'ace ' , the state boards should bo required to have direct knowledge 3f the responsibility of insurance companies before they grant a charter , and , secondly , there should bo a mutual arrangement by which a state would repeal the charter of n company which wa < j found uoing a wild cat business In another stato. This was the plan advocated by Mr. Alllen nt the National underwriters' convention , and it IB.tho best that 1 have hoard advocated. There nro a great many companies that do a wild-cat business away from homo , and such n law would put a stop to It. In ono sense , nothing can bo done , for as long as the gullible pub lic will pay over its ca b 19 tbx s > o irresponsible InstitutionsJust so long will the wild cat companies remain in existence. There is n ridi Held for them , and they are not slow in taking full advuntaro of lt. _ There Is not a business man In Omaha who'would lend ono of these follows any money or en dorse a note for them for sixty or ninety days , yet when they como along with a little printed mattorand odor insurance at reduced rates the merchants Jump nt the chance nnd pay over their premium without hardly stop ping to ask n question. "In u great many cases they couldn't find their man again , no matter how badly they mlghJt waut him. His company's homo ofllco Is right In bis satchel , and his homo can bo in ono place just as well as in another. Busi ness men aon't stop to look at the situation in its true light. They kick on the rates of- ' fercd by the regular coiuDanlcs and they are completely carried away with the brilliant prospect of something that appears to bo infinitely better. The collapse of eight or ten of these companies during the past few months shows how de lusive many of these hopes have been. They hnvo entailed great loss , and ior a while folks will look out a little. They always do , and then as the scare blows over they get careless and begin trying the wildcats again. Such companies can generally run a year or two. There are seldom many losses during the flrbl year of a company's existence , and very frequently none at nil. When the losses do begin to como in. however over , that is the end of the wildcat. There is nothing to nay losses with. The company has slipped nil of the premiums In his pocket , nndtio quietly steps out , leaving the victim to whistle. More rigid laws and the oxerclso of more sound business sense on the part of parties placing insurance will greatly reduce thlb evil that lias grown to such mammoth pro portions. " . , With ono exception , every crowned head of Europe bos witnessed the exhibition of Prof. Darling and the lions , Included in the host of attractive features which distinguish "Claud ius Nero. " the dramatic spectacle which will tour the big cities after its retirement from Nlblo's stage. Messrs. Locke & Davis , the owners of the pageant , pay 11,000 weekly for the services of six lions , the dog Nero and Prof. Darling , of which , of course , the pro fessor receives the lions' share , as well , Inci dentally , as that of the dog. fho only railroad train out of Omoha ruu expressly for the accommodation of Omaha , Council Bluffs , Dos Molnes and Chicago business is the Rock Island vos * tlbuled limited , leaving Omaha at 4:30 : p. m. daily. Ticket ofllco , 1002 Sixteenth and Farnam fits. , Omaha. THE DEVIL USED IT THEN , Reminiscences Connected with tbo Site of a Now Council Bluffs Church. < * * HEADQUARTERS FOR ALL THE SPORTS Perk , " the Three 'catrt Monte Man , and His Onmo Illsh limes at the "Ooean ) AVave.'V The elegant new Methodist church , now icing reared on upper Broadway , Is a great inprovcment over the old brick building which was torn down to moko way for the now. It is a still greater improvement over ho old log structure which occupied that very site forty years ago. The site now dedi cated to the cause of righteousness was forty years ago the very center nnd acknowledged leadquwrters for the sporting characters , wheat at that time flocked to Council Bluffs in gangs. Council Uluffa , was then the great outfitting point for all golng--west , and there woio crowds of strangoi * well supplied with noncy and movable property , enthusiastic for speculation of any sort , excited , restless and ready to Invest In any sort of device which presented a seeming cbanco to make big winnings speedily. Gamblers nnd crooks quickly learned that' the harvest of suciters was already ripe , and that the laborers wore few. So they came hither in droves , Missouri furnishing the larger part. Everything ran free andopon. Saloons paid no license , no attempt was made to con trol , much less prohibit gambling , and the world of sports held full sway , Ono who still lives in Council Bluffs , luid ! is ono of its re spected citizens , was-for years a bartender in the old "Ocean Warov the saloon and gambling house which formurly was locatfcd on the lot.on which thouewWethodist cnurch is being built. In talking of'tbo wonderful changes ho naturally ran. into numerous re miniscences. , "The winter of 1833 andJ3BM was the live liest time Council Bluif * rer saw. Tbcro were lots of days that you could hardly get across Broadway , it would bo so crowded with teams , cattle , etc. ' There was a great rush for the west , and ttjero was a good deal of rivalry between CouncilBlufts ; and Plaits'- mouth. Tootle , Jackson & Co , use to have a big store hero , and they uspd to send men out on horseback to meet einigrants , and got them to como hero. Instead of going by way of Plattsmouth. These rnhu would go out a hundred miles or so , .and"got big pay for drumming up and running In the emigrants. Tlioso wore lively days for the Bluffs. "Talk about gambling. * The woods were full of them , and tboy played big games too. Mauv a time have I seen Irom & 00 to $1.500 In a pot Inthe * Old Ocean Wave. ' Then there wore all sorts of 'suro enough' games. They were strung along Broadway and if a follow didn't lose all.bis money on one , an other would be pretty 'apt.ta catch him. All a fellow needed was a dry goods box , and ho would sot up buslnws anywhere. There was the three turd rooato game , tbo strap game , chucjc-n-luck , and all t'K83 ' sort of thingi. 'Perk' was the great three-card rnonto man hero that season. Ills name was Perkins , Caud he came from Now York. 1 donjt know what became of him. Ho was the biggest hearted fellow I over saw. Ho wassllck. , _ nnd would got all the money a man baa In no time , but ho would often k'lvo a fellow back .some , enough to keen him from getting hungry , and that Is moro than lots of them would tlo , I never laughed so much in my llfo as I did to see him perform with ouo toll , green , overgrown Ynnkco boy from wiiy down cast. The boy bad rigged himself out with the idea that bo would strike Indians at almost any tlmo or place after ho reached the Missis sippi. Ho sauntered up to where Perkins was throwing monte , and Perkins bognn to Joke with him. Tbo young follow hod on old pistol strapped to him by a belt , and on the other side had a big bowlo knifo. Ho was eating a largo hunk of gingerbread , and altogether ho was a character. Perkins In troduced the gnmo , and the young fellow got Interested nt once. The cards were thrown and the young follow picked out the tray right off. Perkins expressed the greatest surprise. " 'Why , I never saw a man do that the flrst tlmo in my life. If you can do that you can make a fortune playing this game. Try it again.1 "There was no money up , nnd they were Just doing It for fun , and of course tbo young fellow picked out a tray the second timo. Perkins was apparently wonder struck. Ho could hardly believe his own eyes. " 'I'll tell you what I'll ' do young fellow , I'll just bet you & )00 ) that you can't do it again. ' "Tho young fellow had no money , not a cent , ho being traveling with a party with whom his parents had sent him out. Well , I'll ' bet you $300 against that gun and knife , and that hunk of gingerbread , and your hat. I'm so sure you cant do that again. ' "The young follow wus equally sure ho could , nnd would not bellovo that the man would put up the $ T 00. But ho did. Ho In sisted on the young follow taking off the belt , the old horao pistol , the knife and his hat , and deposited them with the hunk of gingerbread on the table , with the money. The lookers-on could hardly uecp from roar ing. The cards were thrown. The young fellow smiled and picked out the card which ho recognized by tbo cornec being a little crumpled. The look of dlspalr which came over that young fellow's ' face when ho saw that ho had lost , was worth tbo price of ad mission. Perkins gathered in the motley collection , and the young fellow began to blubber. " 'I don't mind about the gingerbread , nor the hat. I can got along without them , but what shall I do to protect myself against the Indians without my pistol and my knlfol That pistol was ono my father gave mo. Ho used to own it. Oh dear , what shall I do ! ' "While the follow sobbed and fairly groaned , Perkins was furnishing him what comfort ho could by talking wltli the other boys about how close the Indians had got to the bluffs and about rumors of fights and all that. After having all the fun they wanted out of the fellow , Perkins finally said to him ; " 'Say , young fellow , you seem to fcol so bad , and the woods Is so full of Indians , that Pvo concluded to give you back your things , on ono condition. You must promise mo never , so long as you live , to over touch a curd or a dice , not oven for fun. " "Tho fellow fairly dropped on his knees to make the pledge , and when ho took his things , and bis gingerbread , he shot up the road for his camp as If thcro bad boon a whole tribe after him , yelling the war whoocs. "Perkins was full of fun nndwould bet money against a man's hat , or his boots , or anything clso , If a follow didn't have any monoy. Then ho would devil him awhile and glvohlm back his boots , or his shirt , or whatever ho had got from him. Whenever ho hoard of a poor family , or any casoof need , ho would give them $20 , | 30 or flO as quick as ho would a cent Ho was always giving away monoy. "Among the snorts in these days who liked a game of poker , or faro , were John Wallace , 'Lisa Gladden , H. Johnson , II. Barnes , who , by the way , was the best single jumper in tbo whole west ! and 'Sport1 Miller. Everybody hero now knows Sport Miller. Ho went , awhile back , to the soldiers' homo. You know , ho's a veteran of two wars , the Mexican and the war of the rebellion. I've ' known the time when Sport had $7,000 In the bank. He used to play high. Ono night when ho bad made a big winning ho wont Into a jewelry store and bought $ .iOO worth of Jewelry In ono lump. Ho bought It of Bock , who was then learning his trade and who is still In the jewelry business hero. You have only seen Bport as ho went around town as an old man blacking ooou and drinking whisky. I tuli you ho's been a clipper in his day. He's worn his diamonds as big as anybody. I remem ber when ho wan playing rather ngnlustlunk that two follows , called 'Grabem' and 'Kco- sauqua , ' were brought hero nnd staked against Sport. They broke hn ! nnd ho never got on his feet ngalu to amount to anything. "You may think It strange , but with all the drinking or gambling which wus going on hero , there was little or no robbery or burg lary , or anything of that sort. Fellows would get so drunk that they would drop down on the sidewalk and go to sleep , with hundreds of dollars in their pockets , and no ono over disturbed them or took a dollar from them , 'ihoy didn't have to. They could got what money they wanted In adilToreut way. There were hardly any serious rows or anything of that sort , and no murder cases. "Fordriuksl Well , there was no lager. It was all cream ale , brought hero from St. Joe by the barrel , and sold at ID cents , just the same as was charged for whislty. Noth ing less than 15 cents for anything. "Well , McFaddcn , who now officiates with so much dignity as bailiff In the district court , was ono of the boys in these early years. Ho was the best man in these parts m dancing a jig and playing the bones. Deb Kusscll had a fiddle , and McFaddcn would play the bones , and it was a great pair. They used to got 20 for just turning a tune or two. I know ono day these two got ( SO just playing four different saloons , Mc Faddcn was the pot jig dancer. Ono tlmo French Pete , from Missouri Valley , a barber and a jig dancer , came down hero and danced against McFadden In Babbitt's hall for a silver mounted bolt and ? l-5 In money , McFadden got away with the bolt and the money. " The DobiiNciucnt of the 'Drama. Tbo Kansas City Journal makes some grave , true observations in an editorial headed , "Scandal the Entree to the Stage. " It says : "Mrs. Hobort Ray Hamilton follows close after Mrs. Leslie Carter as a candidate for success on the stago. Mrs. Hamilton was pardoned out of the New Jersey penitentiary last week. It will bo remembered that she was incarcerated in that institution on ac count of a murderous assault which she com mitted upon a maid servant who knew too much of her history. Mrs. Hamilton had been a good deal of an adventuress , nnd she succeeded In infatuating Hobort Ray Hamil ton , who was otherwise a level-headed man , of good family , and an honorable gentleman. She deceived him in more ways than one , and wound up by palming off upon him a child of which ho wus not the father nor she the mother. Shortly after this she attempted to kill the knowing maid nnd Jersey Justice landed her In prison. And only a few months ago the man whom she had deceived was drowned whUo hunting on a ranch in the far west. Is not all this sufllclcnt to secure an Immediate success for Mrs. Hamilton on the stage ! She , at least , thinks to , and apparently she had negotiated with a malinger bsforoher release from prison. Fet when she alighted from the train at Jersey City she was accom panied by a middle-aged man who made tbo following announcement to tbo reporters : "Yes , she is going on the stage , and tu a short tltao that is , as soon as her suit in her hus band's ' will case is settled. She possesses dramatic talent of n very high order , es pecially in emotional scones. You may guosc now she is estimated as a coming actress when I tell you that she has offers of engagements - ments from all over the country. Bho Is well known In amatear theatricals , and the managers of several Now York theaters who nave scon her play are now competing to secure her for their theaters In New York city. The elevation of the stage is moro in the hands of the public than of the profession. It Is Impossible to prevent women tike Mrs. Uobert Hay Hamilton from making public spectacles of themselves except In ono way by a cessation of patronage. The full houses -uhtch greet tlio the flrst actress in this country who relied upon her scandal to fill her purse were un invitation which other women qulto as shameless have not been slow to accept , When the public become ashamed of the morbid curiosity which draws them to the theater to see women whoso domestic In felicities , to.put it mildly , have mndo then * notorious , tbo stage will very promptly I o relieved of their weight and will rise several pegs In consequence. " Christiana In a MKUIOIINC. ! ! Have you over thought what it must bo to spend a Christmas day in a light house. For fifty years my Christmases have boon there. To you landsmen nnd women , a snowy Chribtmas generally moans that the dtiy is complete ; but by the lighthouse keeper ills too often ushered in by a northeast gale , writes Ida Lowistho famous woman lighthouse ) keeper in the Ladies' Homo Journal. Aa far as the eye can roach under the light , I BOO nothing but the fast-driving flukes , while the son dashes white on the rocks and is a visitor at ray windows , knocking noisily every few minutes. The wind shrieks through this old house , rushes through the lantern with a nolso llko the shrill whistle of a steamboat fore telling danger , and even round the doors there is a chorus aa If an army1 of fiends were attacking us. But with all this against us In the elements , In my girlish days wo had many jolly Chrlstmascs , for wo were a largo family of boys and girls , and lilted , just as I do today , the pleas ant giving and receiving of gifts , which marks the birthday of Christ. Now , with only my brother Rudolph loft , we make the day as jovial as can bo , and my dinner with its turkey and "fixlnge" of celery and cranberry sauce , Us mtnco pics and plum puddings , I should llko to ulmro with you nil. I > r.TnlmaK 'n" Clirimnms Cheer. In these holidays lot all the comfort able classes exchange the Lamentations of Jeremiah for the exultant Psaltns of' David "Praise ye the Lord , lot everything - thing that hath breath prnlso the Lord , " and wo will have a different state of things In tills country , writes Rev. T. Dowitt Talmago in the Ladles Homo Journal. I wlsli there might bo a con spiracy formed I would like to belong to it a conspiracy made up that all the merchants nnd editors and ministers of religion in this country agree that they would have faith in God and talk cheer fully , and there would bo a revival of business immediate and tremendous and glorious. " Stop singing Naomi and ol < i Wlndom and give us Mount Plsgah and Coronation , Merry Chrlstinasl The land Is full of prophets and I have as much right to prophesy as any ono. I prophesy that wo are coining toward the grandest temporal prosperity wo have ever witnessed in this country. Me chanics are going to have larger wages- capitalists are going to hnvo largordivl ; donds ; the factories that are now closed nro going to run day and night to moot demands ; stores are going to bo crowded with customers jostling each other and Impatient to got waited on. Amid the rapid strides of business attorneys will bo called In to Interpret legalities and merchants overworked will want medi cal attendance , nnd the churches are goIng - Ing to bo abundant with men and women anxious to consecrate their gains to the Lord. You prophesy midnight ! I prophesy mltlnoon. You pitch you tent toward universal bankruptcy ; I pitch my tent toward national opulence , The now offices ol the Great Rock Island route , 1002 Sixteenth nnd Farnam streets , Omaha' are the finest in the city. Call nnd BOO thorn. Tickets to all points east at lowest rates. Dr. Blrnoy cures catarrh , Dee bldy A