THE OK. HA. DAILY BEE , MONDAY , DECEMBER 1. 1890. ME COMMERCIAL TRAVELER. George Hudio at Once and Torovcf Estab lishcs His Bight to tbo Title of Oolonel , BEARDING TIIEBEAROLESS GHOST DANCER. \ nnd Io\vn Drummers In Cent - t TaoktiMl the " \Vroiiij Mnn-A. llnlr-I JKplsodc. 'J'hcro have been grave doubts expressed On the ( inlet ns to the right nnd title which George I hullo , the soap man , hud to ho called "colonel. " All doubt is now settled , ns cvl- dcnrcd by the following letter received from the doughty George , written from Itushvlllo , XS'eh. : "I arrived hero safely with my friendJohn Stork , of Stewart Mrothcrs. After wo got rested wo started out to witness the jjhost tlnncc. Vi'o bad to get permission to puss through the Hues , and secured a guide. Wth tny usual good luck I struck some friendly Indians , hy one of whom I WM recognized , linvlng met him when ho was ntMutiawa. Ho was none other than "Iloclts , " who participated in the grand pow-wow that Dr. Ik'llitiRcr ana I had nt Man- nwn n year n o last Fourth of Tuly. I feel safe after renewing ncqualnt- nnco with him , hut I found Hint ho felt a lit tle sore nt the doctor on account of not get ting the greased jilff nftcr ho hud fairly caught It. The doctor had decided that 3 Jocks hml fouled the pit ; , nnd culled It n draw. Kneks couldn't quite forplve the med ical uniplro for this decision , nnd it was not Until 1 had pncllled him hy a cake of soap that ho acted very good mituredly. General JJroolto Ithully furnished John and molth \Vlnchostcrs nnd mules , on the strength of the insurance we gnvo him that wo had long experience with Indians , especially at fiiau- tuvn , and believed that wo could ( top the fchost ilnnco.Vhru wo arrived nt ca ip 1 wns Immediately recognized by "Kpg. " the chief ( if the Kicuapoos , to which trlbo Kocks belonged , nnd was ( jlvon nssuranco wo would not ho molested. Wo watched the ilnnco for awhile. The description of the Khost dniice , ns given by the papers , is noth- Sngto what wosaw , The endurance shown is wonderful. I cotntnonccd distributing soup among them , and they would stop dancing to look nt It nnd talk nbout It. It was a mys tery to thorn nnd they didn't know what to do with It. Hy the nld of Kocks I explained to them that they should go to their tepees nnd boll It , nnd then drink the soup , for it "would mnko them so that they would see the linnpy hunting ground ns they never saw it even in tholr trances. They scattered , each with a bur of soap , nnd the ilanco thus being broken up , John and I returned ahout twenty rnlles over the hills to whore General IJrooko \vas. He thanked us most heartily for stop ping the dmico , and promised to recommend the secretary of war to have us commissioned ns real colonels. If the diinco is resumed it Is because the effect of the soap soup has Worn away , and ills no fault of ours. " A lliUr-Liltlni ; Hpfocdc. "It Is a sad story , " said nn old railroad jnan , ns ho coughed two or three times. The group of traveling mon who had been hilari ously telling some funny experiences u few moments hcforo quieted down. "I was runnln' old 1-12 , " ho continued , "and Bill Slltes you nil Iniow Bill was flrla * . \Vo was tnkln' the flyer west and had orders to run clean through , 'less woworosignalled. Z thlnlc tlio roadmastor was aboard , and wo all knew that If wo should pull up wlt'nout n j-attllii1 good reason ha'd bo after us , " \Vo was runnln1 almost full head , I guess , for I know the breeze Just hummed when I Jogged the cab winder a little. The old en- fcino rocked Just llko as If It was on tlio briny Seep , only faster. Well , wo was goln' lickety l > lll up through the northern part of tlmt town that used to stand by the bend. Bill was shovcllu' coal llkp a good ono and I gave the whlstlo n toot now nnd then to let folks Itnow wo was comln1. "As I wna sayln' , hoys , wo was lust Bcoothi' ; goln' round the curve , too. Just then I cast my eyes as far up the traclc as I could see , nnd right then Iltaw something that brought my heart right up 111 my mouth. i shook nil over. Dili saw the thing as soon us I did , nnd Bill's eyes bulged ana his hair teed right up. N ; * 'Thnro wns something- the track , I could just see a llttlo white sun hunnit and u callker dress , and n llttlo red ribbon peekin1 out from a hunch of ns pretty golden curls us I over see. " The old man stopped. IIo swallowed mys- tcrlously a number of times and drew his norny palm across his eyes. Tne proup of listeners only moved for a llttlo and held their breath. "I couldn't stop , boys. It was no use. The flyer was heavy , nnd we was goln' nearly sixty an hour , when I got strength enough to push In that throttle and slap on the air we'd struck. "Wo stopped. Hill and mo Jumped out , shuddered us wo did. " The group of listeners turned away sick at Jicart. The old engineer wont on : "I picitcd up n wig of golden hair , nnd Bill two or three pieces of straw and nn old sun bonnot. "Justthenagnng of ragged Imps stuck their heads from behind an old barn nnd liowled : 'Did you ever , over , ever got left ! ' " { The group who had listened In horror to the Old engineer's -sad story looked tired and faded away. Kansas Drummers. The semi-annual meeting of the Kansas ffravellnfj Men's association wns held ntCon- cordla last week nnd wns largely attended by jrcprcsiMitntlvcs of the grip. At the business meeting Saturday , there was considerable business of Interest to the traveling men transacted , mostly , however of a routine clmructor. Among other things Jt was decided to appoint a committee ol rco on each of the main lines of railways in ansns to solicit membership for the associa tlon. At present the membership numbers Rbout three hundred , anil Is continually In 'Creasing. Ills confidently believed that tbfe tiumbcr can easily bo Increased In a fov months to live hundred , The matter of formingn national fcderatlor was u subject that attracted much interest Jtls proposed to invite the various traveling ' associations of the United btntei En's a national organization , thus mak j more effective the efforts toward needoi legislation hy congress , etc. It Is statei that thcro nro In tno United States somcthim lllto two hundred and lltty thousand travel lug men , whoso union Into a national organ ! ration'-It must bo confessed , would form i decidedly strong federation , and ono whosi united efforts In any given direction couli Iiot bo other thuu powerful. This propose * federation will not effect the Individual slut organizations or others of a local character hut will simply ho a union that will hack nl demands for legislation by the voices of th traveling won of the entire country. Thl Voice will ho used always to'good advantage nnd never to the detriment of local or stat organizations. A vote of thanks was tendered. Senator P Jl. Plumb of Kansas for his efforts In scour Jng to the traveling men of the country ai excess baggage rate , nnd discrimination 1 laver of a consolidated llvo thousand uilloag book. A f > n IModo Ooltimuus. Waitress Wovoliamnoggsanbco'nlam porkandlatorsautcauucoffanbiskUswotly o Ivol nruwmor Yes. Waitress Wollwotlyoravo ! Urummur-Qiuinicsomchapmegga n boo f lainni > orku.tultatcrsaiitcuuiconanbUkits. ( Waitress Informs proprietor that drummc Insulted her , lo\va Drummers. The annual convention of the Iowa Stnt traveling Men's association will bo held I DCS. Molnes on December 5. This ossocii tlon has an Insurance branch of which man Omaha nnd Nebraska traveling men ai members and many of them will attend tt Bntiual moating. Now Ycnr Ainiounoeinoiita , Every comuicrclal traveler oxi > ccta tin GUI tomcrs to bcnr la mind thodny of Ms cornlnp , and to remember also thnt nothing will plenso him batter than A fat order for Bomo of his goods , l very customer ejpccts tbo traveler , or ttiohomo horeprcJoiits , to remember him on New Years Day with sonio llttlo Krecllni ? . with n wish for success and a proipcrous tradodurlnp tlio twelve month * . It Is n cus tom that U annually Indulged In by tlio ] ob- bititf houses and traveling men of the ca < t , nml Is sure to llnil fnvor In the \veit. Noth ing Is moro appropriate , and nothing more iinprcdatoil by the customer , than a New Year announcement , .Anticipating Iho demand for thcso an nouncements , Dan C. Shelley , superior prin ter , comcrof Fourteenth and Fnrnnrastrccts , Oninlm , IIM nrraiiKCd forallnoot cards , com prising Jlfty beautiful designs , Including cn- vclo | > cH for tnullltiR. It h advisable to call early nml malto solcctlons before the most elegant nattcrm nro exhausted. Alter lo- ccinbor ir > It iimjbo Impossible to sccuro the ileslKn you -want. Neatness and taste In. prliitlii i and tno Ion-oat prices consistent with the pattern selected , nro guaranteed , Tneklod tlic AVroiigMnn. Two "bad men from Bitter creek" went to the Kynn , St. 1'aul , n day or two ago , and roKlstered as lr. ) Engle , Fort Smith , Ark. , nnUV. . V. Conkly , San Antonio , Tex. TUo doctor \vas an elderly gentleman of quaint , old-fashioned manners , who had n pleasant , easy way with him , calculated to Ingratiate himself Into the good graces of almost any ono. Ills partner was n younger and rougher- lookliifr man , who had the general appear ance of being a dead game sport. Time hunp rnther heavily on their hands , and they In- vltod a couple of drummers to go up to their room for a a.ulct game of cinch. After playing' cinch for a short time , n penny unto edition of the national game was proposed , and the doctor produced a box of pennies to use for chips. Things moved along smoothly until ono of the drummers ran Into the doctor two or three times and found every tlmo that the medical man from Arkansaw \vasloadcdforbcar , Thocliinax came when the other drummer gathered up his cards after tnodoaland found himself sitting behind - hind a spade Hush with a typewriter nt the head. A peaceful smile ofconlldoncohovorcd iirouml his face as ho declined to bo helped to liny cards , and ho aimouncau his intention to "play these" with the nirof n man who IMS a month's lioanl paid In advance and credit at n laundry. The gentleman from Arlumsnxv hesitated for a moment and finally decideil to tarrydrawlnjr two cards. Thopentlcman from Arliansaw opened the ball with 1 cent "Just to show thnt thcro wcro no hard feelings ; " his partner raised It 70 cents nnd the drummer smiled us ho pally saw both Lots nnd raised them Sl.DO. When It came around , to the Ar- kansaw man ho raised tlio whole party $ r , which the drummer promptly called , and. began toylnpr with the pot , but turned palo und looked very wary vhcii the Arkntisaw man laid down three trays and a pair of small , but cftcn useful , doucC3. , Two min utes later two wild-looking drummers were ponrliiR a tale of woo Into ICibboo's small but sympathetic car. nnd gesticulating lllto a windmillvhilo they explained how they hod boon robbed. A conplo of detectives were summoned and the winners were taken to the municipal court on ncompluintsworn out by ono of the losers , who gave his iinino ns Uobon. Tlio otlier Joined tbo Johnson family. The winners hired a lawyer nndvcro poing to light the case , -when a proposition to scttlo was made nnd accepted. Tbo doctor took out a roll of bills nbout the size or a loaf of bread , and the drummers breathed once moro as ho handed them the amounts that ho had won from thorn. Then another verdant knight of tbo grip came tip and meekly Intimated that he would like that f 10 which'ho had donated to thodoc- tor down In Cedar Uupids the other day , but the doctor Intimated that t Si era bad been so much t.roublo lately about Interstate com- mcrco affairs nnd original package cases that be did not fcol like taking the chanocs of selling an Iowa claim in Minnesota , Attor ney O'Hcllly dismissed thocasoaftcrthoslick strangers had paid the costs , and then the doctor turned to ilr , "Wnito , who was pres ent , representing the hotel , and said : "Soo hero , I want you to do men favor. I hnvo been meandering around tills wicked world for many a year and most o ( the people ple who know mo give mo credit for having scnso enough to go In when it ruins , but they Hatter mo. Any man as old m I am who plays poker with children ought to have aguardlaii appointed. 1'loasaklclcnic. " Later on tbey returned to the Ilvnn , ana after paying their bill and expressing their regrets for the unpleasantness , thny sought another abiding place to wait for the con genial atmosphere of Derby day. Sniuulcs. Jim Lusk of the consolidated tank line came In last night fairly ebullient with praises for ITrank Marion , proprietor of the Unloa House at ITalls City , for his magnifi cent Thanksgiving dinner. Jim says , so sumptuous was the spread that several trav eling men actually foundered. Mrs. Wnslow's Soothing Syrup for cliil drcn teething , softens the gums and allays all pain. U5 cents n bottk. . -t.V.VO VXCE31EHTS. The eastern press arc almost without ex ception unanimous in their prniso of Mr. James T. Powers and his new comedy "A Straight Tip , " In which ho opens at the Boyd tonight for four performances tbrco nlgnts vnd "Wednesday nmtineo. Concerning the engagement of Mr. Powers at the Columbia theatre-Ck'icago , last -week the Herald said Mr. 1'owcVs Is too well known In Chicago tc need any Introduction. His support could be no better. 1'cter F. Daly , who played the part ot Jack I'ots nnd TPoole , is a very humor ous comedian , and scored almost as great a hit as the star. His fund of wit and humoi seems inexhaustible , and in songs nnd dance as well ns in droll quips and sayings ho la equally good. Ono of tno best scenes In the play wns the pool room on tbo race track , where ho appears as a bookmaker. Join Sparks a ? Dennis Dolan , Is a funny stng ( Irishman , nndUic'iarU. Gorman plays tlio purl of a yankce. from Danger. Maine , witl humorous ability. V. T. Ward , as the tramp nudAl Hart as an actoi la hard luck , were very clover. " "U. S , Mall. " an amiable satlro on the pos tnl service , -will bo presented next Friday tun Saturday , December 5 and 0at the ( Jran ( opera licuso. This Is the first performance In the city of tbis skit , which has recelx'oc considerable notoriety la the east bccausi ono of the proprietors Is married to Mrs Harrison's niece. It has met with , succesi wherever presented and is now on its waj east after a highly profitable tour of the Pn clllo coast. It * mirth , melody ntul satire ha made n strong Impression. The company 1 exceptionally strong. The deck of the steamship , the Henrietta on wnlclrPblnoas Fogg Is to make the jout iioy to Liverpool In Imre Kindt Iy ; s gren spectacle , "Around tbo World , " \vhl ilch open an engagement of four nights and Saturda ; matinee ou thursday evening next at tin Boyd , is a perfect setting of u now design ovcrvthiug perfectly built up to the smallos details , but the principal fcaturo is that thl steamer sinks la view of the audience , wlilc has never been done before on any stage i any production ever given in this country. Dr. llirnoy cures catarrh , Dee blilff. Albright's CholeoTAlbrlght L & L Cc Fourth Mnnoy llnvorU. FHEMOXT , Nob. , Nov. 20. Sporting Edltc of THK Hun : Wo are having a Dllllard tou namcnt hnro and I want your decision on tli gamo. There nro four moneys in It , 1 , 3 , 3 , nnd the first and second are decided an tucro are three ties for third niouoy ; the are to play off and do not the other two dre back and play off for fourth money ? Woul llkfl your answer In Qlondny morning's UK H. AI. Carpenter. or Ans. No player having a claim on four ! tnonoy It reverts to the management. Albright's ChoIcoT Junction all R.R to In Dr. Ulrnoy euros catarrh , Boo Throuprh conches Pullman paliu re sleepers , dining cars , free reclining elm he cars to Chicago and intervening' ijolii via the grant Rock Island route. Tick- : - tllce 1002 , Sixteenth and Fartmm. Albright's Choice , inonoy made fas \lfORKOFi PERFECT Mil Found and Comtnondod In tbo Career of tbo ' Lat6 B. F. Pelxotto. OMAHA'S TRIBUTE TO HIS MEMORY , Ills Connection ultli Il'nat IVrltli , Ills Servloci to Ills Country and totlio Cnuaoof llc- llgian. f _ Yesterday afternoon memorial service for the Into departed Benjamin IP. 1'olxotto worn hold In the Temple of Israel , on Harnoy street near Twenty-fourth. There -was a largo attendance , nmoag which wcro many members of tlioordcr oC ll'nnl B'rlth , unucr whoso auspices tlio services -were held. A delegation of members of the order wcro In attendance ) from Liu coin. The exercises wcro opened by KabbI Uoso- nnuwltlilho following prayer ! "Eternal Oed find Father : To show honor to a sainted soul , wo dedicate this solemn hour , " \Vhllo wltli us herb on earth below , It \vos brilliant , with the noblest traits , as crown Is , when studJoil with most precious gems. IU highly developed moral side ele vated it to trim greatness , Its highly ma < tunxl Intellectual part Invested It with true royalty. From this our purposed contempla tion of It , wo expect to loam rnoro thor oughly our duty to Improve our own hearts and minds , so that wo too may stand forth conspicuously as noble men \vomcnwhen death will call us licuco unto another life. Kecognizing how conscientiously Benjamin F1. 1'elxotto has lived , wo turn In prayer unto Thee , inercIfulandlovlngFnthcr , asltlngThco to grant unto his departed soul tlmt rest , trunqulllty nnd peace , In store for the righteous in the realms of immortality. Ap preciating the loss his family nnd many a member of the humanity has sustained by his demise , wo lay boforoTheo our petition , begging Theo to furnish unto those who weep and murmur the healing balm of con solation by making them understand inora clearly the truth that tlio grave ends not all , but forms only the portal loading to a moro hnppy and blessed existence. Amen. The choir of the temple , consisting of Mr , Pcnnell nnd Mr. "VVilkins and jMrs. Cotton uiidMissMuller Mss Maggie Boulter at the organ , rendered an appropriate selec tion , Jlr. I. Oberteldcr then delivered an ad dress on the connection of Pclxot.to with the Onlor oflJ'nalB'rlth , the sen-ices no had rendered the organization and through It to humanity. Jlr. li , Rosownter then referred to the political career of Feixotto. Ho stated that ho had Unown him many years ago when a boy in Cleveland nnd when ho was later' sent as consul to Koumanin , anil later still when ho was appointed consul to Lyons , Ifrnnce. Ho nlso spoke of him as a man who was greatly interested and who labored well in the campaigns of Lincoln. Grant and and Hayes. Ho closed with a eulogy of the man's exceeding ability and uprightness In his public ana private llfo. Kabbi Uoscncau thou delivered tlio follow ing address : KIs Sunday morning1 , SentcmborSl. In tlio metropolis of our country. Silent hro the wheels of industry. The sacred stillness that reigns supreme adds to the solemnly of the all-engaging occasion. A funeral cortege moves slowly and dolefully along a mam thoroughfare , making its way to beautiful Cypress Hill cemetery. Addresses , several lu numljcr , containing words of tht > highest pralso , have just been spoken , floral tributes , showing the esteem in whlcU the departed ono was held , are found In great profusion , ana countless carriages with hosts of rela tivcs , admirers and friends , desiring to par ticipate in the last earthly rite , follow the dead unto the awaiting giavo. It Is not one. who in lifo dwelt in mansion elegant , clothed In garments costly , nnd possessed wealth onormoils , that Is so universally lamented ] but ono who enjoyed only an humble yet comfortable fortablo home , dressed in unostentatious ycl aorvicrablo raiments , and commanded a moderate orate yet satisfactory income. The persontowhom woroferis thodoccasod Benjamin Franklin l olxotto. "What ho did as high , dignitary of the secretorderof U'tiai1 ' B'rlth , how praiseworthy his career was as representative of our country , has nirendy been told to you. It remains for mo yefc testate state the work ho did for the promotion of re ligion. Much of the honor conferred upon him , may have been bestowed , nnd many o" those present may have attended because o his former high position in the aforemcn' tioncd lodge and our government , yet Iwouli' venture to assert that most , If not all , of th < honor , and most , if not all , of those present , were called forth because of his accomplish' ments in religion , if by the term religion ii understood the nobility of the practical lifi of man and his infludnco as an example tc other men. In the profession of law. which ho followed , ho always manifested such an unsurpassabli spirit of honesty , that ho adhered faithfully to ono of the tlrst principles of the universally accepted religion. In the discharge of hi : duties as official of our nation la foreigi . landsho evinced such faultless conscientious ness that he curried out a second principle o the universally accepted religion. In the encouragement , counsel and help ho extended to the dejected , despondent and needy , with out any regard to creed , nationality or race , bo revealed such unsurpassable sympathv that he obeyed a third principle of the uni : versally , accepted religion. In the welfare of the Sanitary Aid society of New York , that looks to the promotion of health nnd the pro o longation of life , ho displayed such peerless enthusiasm that ho practiced a fourth prin ciple of the universally accepted religion. And so wo could cite one instance after , another to prove that ho was the idcnl man , as far as wo could expect anyone to ho. over engaged in something that would result either lu his own spiritual elevation erin : in the public weal , As great as ho was a humanitarian , so great was ho also a Jew. Kvcry single In junction which his father imposed upon him ho executed with willingness and zeal. Like patriarch , prophet and sago of old , ho labored for the promulgation and preservation of his creed. Ho devised Judicious plans for the manage ment of the IVnaill'riththat looks to the pro tection of the wife and children of a deceased brother. Tie assisted In the establishment of the Cleveland orphan asylum , that offers shelter , care and love to the homeless and friendless orphan. Ho hastened tothoroscno of his oppressed people in Houmaula , gaining for them , through his ttulefatiguablo efforts , civil and religious liberty. Ho gave his unlimited support to the Hebrew tcchlcal in stitute that helps In the practical education of the young'nien and women of our faith. Ho edited a literary inagazlno by means of which he disseminated far and wldo n knowl edge of the lofty truths preserved by Israel for ages and of the literature it owns. Ho \vosu very tictlvo member of a congregation thus helping m the malnteuauco of an insti tution devoted to the promotion of our ration al and literal faith. Benjamin P.Polxottowas kind , sympathet ic , charitaulo ; Benjamin F. I'clxotto was ambitious , intelligent , learned , and thus ful- tilled his mission both as man and Jew. Descended Irom a grand father who wai a preacher , and from a father who was a phy sician , beseems tohuvoluherltedapronencss to look to the highest ideals , to self-Improve ment and the amelioration of other's condi tions. Ho is no more In body. Ho exists now only in spirit. His memory lot us hal low. Him let us place up as our paragon. or The following resolutions were introduced ir- : by Mr. S. Katz and unanimously adopted. irho To the president and members of Nebraska ' lodge aM , district No , , and Lincoln City id led go No. 877 , I.O. B.B. : . idoy The comnilttoo appointed for the purpose of oy holding memorial services and draft resolu ild op tions upon the death of Benjamin F. I'cixotto beif leave to refort the following : Death in the inevitable end of all. How ever well this fact Is known to man ho never th theless U moved to tears as often as ho Is forced to encounter Its stem reality. Once nioro It has invaded socrod precincts to the departure of Benjamin F. I'clxotto from life. A family has been deprived of a loving husband and father , a coun try of a loyal citizen , n religion of a firm ad- CO hcrant and humanity of a great benefactor. ilr That his demise Is the cause of universal lamentations his acts such tlio its ; as conscentl- itso ous discharge of nls duties toward his wlfo o and children ; his nobiorepresentation of the United States In foreign lands , his editorship of a literary magatlno devoted to the cause ol Judaism , his support of the Cleveland orphan asylum , and his help extended to suffering ami nnd women In ulrtlraes , plainly show. Appreciating such nn enamplary career. It Is that Nebraska lodge , No. KM.l. O. U. II. , through Its committed appointed ut Its incct- IIIR on November 10. Ib'fti , has issued ncnll for memorial services to ho held this 80th day of November alTomplo.Darnel , to give public expression ofourdeoft 'felt sorrow , and to draf t suitable rosoluttdils of comtolbnco. Therefore bo It resolved , That wo extend our sympathies to the , Unfortunate wlfo nnd children of the deceasud and to the B'nul B'rlth order at largo. And bo ltfurthcrmon , rcsolvcd , That a copy of those resolutions bcfovvvardedto the family of the doccoscd and to the Ncmlah and American laMollto for publication. I. .Ojir.iin-uir.ii , I. H. IllUMCS ! , IT , llcsocit , Feitt * AI.UEII , SAMUEL ICiiATZ , WII.UAM HOSBXAU. Committee , M. ACRKIIMANPros't ' , Lincoln Lodge No. 377. I. Fin EXI > , Vice 1'resldcnt. Albrlf hl'd ' Choice , euro advance. All Music nt Half Trice. 0,000 pieces only lOo n copy ut Moln berg's , IGth st. but. Capital ave & Dodge. Dr.Ulrney euros catarrh. Boo bkl.g Organisms In the S n. The surface of the spa is nlivo with vast swarms of inimito organisms , l > oth plants niul nnhnals , ntul the "Chal- leng-er" investigations have shown con clusively Unit showers ol these Ucop dropping day nnd night like a constant rain toward the ooze of the bottom. Dr , Ulrnoy cures catarrh , Bee hlclg. The now ofllcos of the Great Hook Island route , 1002 Sixteenth mid Furnnm strcots , Omaha , are the finest In the city. Call and BOO them. Tiekots to all points east at lowest rates. Albright's ' Choice , great bargains. A SCIIOOLiMlSTllKSS1 PET. The History of Miss ninrgarot Watcr- innii'i ) Tame Hack. Mies Margaret "Waterman Is n country maiden of twenty-two summers. She Is the rosy-checked daughter of Farmer Clarence L. Waterman , whoso farm land extends ever that portion ot the hills of Sullivan county known ns Jackson Hol low , says a Harriaburg , Pa. , special to the Now York Times. Margaret teaehcs the district school , and all her scholars greatly admire her , not s-o much because she hns n. liamUotno face , but because she possesses a charming disposition and is pleasing in her ways. Two years ago , vrh.Ho this fair country maiden AVIIS on her way to the school house she caught a fawn. It WHS a lovely young deer , and Miss "Waterman's heart went out to tlio animal. She carried it to school and laid it down hy the side of the stovo. At noon ono of the scholars brought some milkanil , the fawn was fed with all the tenderness shown to a child. Prompted by'a ' fancy for the great pootsho named her young captive Byron. The young buck thrived under the ten der care of Margaret , and today it is fondly attached to the country school- marrn. Byron Is the young lady's con stant companion. His love for his mis tress Is ns great ns was the proverbial littlclaml/s that followed Mary. Byron goes with Margaret to school and browses on the hillside near by and rests in the woodland until school closes , vyhon ho cantors from his place of abode and bounds to the side 'of Miss \Vatorinan , icks her hands , and'w-alks ' homo with her , liis proud and prancing actions clearly demonstrating tno joytit affords him. . * Pot Byron hns no' fear of dogs. In fact , when he Is around the canines glvo him full sway. Otherwise he would give them a clip with his sharp hoofs. IIo has sent many a poor 'dog away yol ping- with pain. Once upon a time llyron was badly wounded by a hunter's bullet. Mar garet , however , nursed him Laekto goot health. The girl was much distroshot ever the accident , nnd there uro many people in that locality who say that the accident caused an estrangement be tween her and her sweetheart , the sono a neighboring farmerwhom she licensee of attempting to take the llfo of her pet buck. However correct this vorslon muj bo , it Is a fact that about the time Byrot was Avoundod Margarot.and her beau hut u quarrel. Miss Waterman finds it necessary to shut her pot in a pea.attlnios when she goes to a neighboring village. Durlnj her absence tlio animal Is unhappy ant forlorn. Upon her return ho bleats with joy , llclcs her hands and romps about as though ho hud been imprisoned for j month. Singular ns it may appear , the animal becomes jealous if his mistress bestows affection upon a child when ho is around. Dr. Birney cures catarrh , Bee bldg. A Habblt's Foot Elected Grant. Five minutes after the official canvass of the mayoralty vote was completed at the city hall and Mayor Grant's vote was returned as 23,109 , there was a big commotion in a down town business of fice where sixty employes had made a pool of hots on the election , says the Now York Six of the sixty who had wagered on 23,000 for the mayor divided the big pllo ofsilvor and greenbacks. ' Ono of the bix , a good natured six- footer , slnppcd the other on the back in exuberance of enthusiasm. "Stick tome mo and you can't loose. I crossed Scott's name with this , and ho couldn't win. " . The six-footer yanked a rabbit's foot from hia trousers pocket. "You see that ? " ho cried. "That is the foot of a rabbit that I shot at midnight In a graveyard down south. It never failed to work yet when I brought into piny. " And everybody went out and drunk to Mayor Grant mid tliovuravoyard , rabbit. AVhnt Wo rfrib Mnno of. Tnko inyourhnnd'rvcrystal of quartz , a stick of deal , a elalsytmd an acorn and you will not llnd in ithpm a ainglo ele ment of matter thatjip not found In yortr physical frame. , ( , The Babys Health often g'.voVfond parents very great anxlety-and caro. S. S. S. , Is the popular remedy for chil dren. It la safe , palatable and does the work. David Zartman. of Independence - dependence , O. , says : ' 8B. B.CUUKD MY 11A.JIY OF THE WORST CASK OF CATAIUtH I EVKIl SAW ACIIIU ) WITH. THK NASAL DI3CHA.HO E YAS VERY I.A.IUIB AND WKN9tVEB. 3. 8- MADK A I'KHMA. NKNTCUHK. " Booki on Illood and Skin diseases f rco. TUB SWIFT SPECIFIC CO. . AU.AKTA , 0 A. Foil I.ADI US ONI.V--1W. I.eduo'1 1'orloJloal IMlli the Krcncti remedy , not on Ui6 menstrunl ijratem and euro mppreiilon from wlmturor cause , 1'romotu menttruutlon. Tlmo pllli ilioulu nul ba taken due * .BIT prejonncr. * " " ! I'lllCo. , lluy'ltr 1'rops. , Bpon- rer , Clar Co. , la. Ueaulnabjr Bliurinin & McConnull , " ' t. . near r , 0. , OmsUa ! U. A. Melchor , SoutO Ouuvliaj M. 1' , Kllli. Council UluOa I ; , or S for Ji , TACKLING A. TAItAMTULA. /low / u Colony of Ilcil Anls C5nvo Hlg Spltlcr Its Qittctiifl. Frank Gillette tells of a ronmrknblo flfilit ho witnessed botwcon n largo tnrnntuln nnd a colony ot red nuts , says n l-'ort Worth , Tex. , vorrcspotftlout ot the St. Louts Globo-Dumocrnt. Ho has just returned from Jnck county , whcro In tlio canyons nnd hills ho htid been hunting. .In tlio afternoon of ono day ho oncoitntcrcd a lurpo spccliniMi of the tar antula which abounds In Texas. IIo did not tlnro tp touch or even go near tlio deadly Insect , which was about llvo hiehos In length nnd of a rather groan- Ish hue ; but lie pot n long stick , ono end of which ho split , nnd by a uuxterous manipulation secured the tarantula be tween the prongs , which , coming together - gothor , held it tight enough to prevent Its escape , but not tight enoiili { ; to in jure it. Ho repaired with it ton hill of largo red nnta which ho had passed on Ills trntnp a short ttmo before. In the middle of tlio hill ho deposited tbo tarantula , releasing it from its imprisonment. It was rut her a chilly day , and but few nuts wore out of their holes. 15ut these fo\v gathered around tbo stranger , looked at it closely for u brief moment , and then , ono by one , hurriedly entered the different small holes within which were their domiciles. The tarantula meanwhile was motionlcbs , occasionally blinking its small , sharp eyes , but not deigning to glunco upon the small insects. Hut presently came forth the ants In a body. Although the tiilo-bearcrs had en tered the hill by different holes , the war- riorn all Issued from the same one. First came a lurcro ant. and then the others so closely iipo'n the heels of ouch other thnt the line looked like a blood-red string. Thosidoof the tarantula WIVH about four inches from whore the ants issued from the cone , and they nuulo straight for the enemy with out loss ot time. The largo ono In tlio load pounced upon ono of the furry legs , and the others got their teeth In as near by as possible. There seemed to bo an alin t unending string of the ants , ana , inaminuto and a half , tlio entire body of their victim was covered with them. After that the tarantula did not movoa limb scarcely. At llrst It attempted to pull away tlio leg attacked by the ants , but finding It fastened it shoved along with the disengaged legs , moving per haps an inch anil a half : but the re mainder of Its bodv was soon covered with the insei'ta , wldcli devoted part of their force to holding the victim hi place. The tarantula only killed three of the ants. These throe ventured with in the roach Of the jaws of the tarantula , which closed its mouth with n sun ] ) , end ing tlieir existence instanlor. In four minutes the tarantula wns dead. There was not n sign of blood anywhere on its body , though in many places were evidences of the fray. Near the head wove scars showing where the ants had billon deepest. Shortly after it closed its eyes and allowed it $ head to sag many of the ants withdrew , but when there was a convulsive jorlc of ono leg , the ants ran up again , and this time roumtneil till every sign of animation wan gono. Then the nnts removed the corpse. It was a heavy body to move , hut they nc- coinplinhotl it. On the rather lint top of the hill the pull was hard nnd long , but on the liKMlno It was easier. Ar rived nt the foot , tlio ants diverted the corpse and returned to their homos , some enteringIho holes , others resum ing1 tlio work they had been Intorniotcd 11 when the tarantula came among them. Van Houtca's Cocoa Delicious , nuulo In sttintly. Tlio Pnslitonublo Hand kerchief. The maiden fair of olden time who used to wnvo her white handkerchief to the knight departing to light her bat tles , would open her eyes very whlo If she could see the handkerchief of today , says the Ladies' Homo Journal. The most fashionable are made of crepe llsso i with nn embroidered udgo nnd in every color Imaginable , from brilliant scarlet to palo Nile green , and from jot black to clear white. Some very unique effects are produced by contrast of color. The black handkerchief is usually n square of silk muslin , with a full frill of line black lace about It. Any girl can easily make ono of these for herself. For overy-dny use the white handkerchief of lawn , with a narrow hcmst itched border , a very nar row ono , and n line frill of lace Valen ciennes not half an inch wide , about It Is preferred. Kluborato monograms nro no longo fancied , but instead , the ini tials of the owner in small letters , and in what is known ns running fashion , nro chosen. Stated byll. II. Coclirnn.ilrUBRlst , Lancas ter , Pa. Have puarnutood ovoriiOO Uottlo.s of nurdock Ulooil lllttow for dyspepsia , sour stomach , bilious attacks , liver anil kidney trouble. Ho CHviiH tlio President. Tlio president's grandson regards his ancestor as his own personal property , and enforces his claims under conditions that nro sometimes somewhat embar rassing , says the Ladles' Homo Journal. On ono occasion the president , while standing on tlio deck of the Dispatch , began to address a crowd of people in the navy yard at Washington. Just as ho began "baby" McKco , thinking ho was being neglected , sot up a howl , which ho would still nowhere save In his prandna's arms , so , holding tlio child close to his breast , the president con cluded his remarks. Albright's Choice , easy terms. The only railroad tram out of Omaha rim expressly for the accommodation of Omaha , Council Bluffs , DCS Moines and Chicago business is the Hook Island vcs- tlbuled limited , leaving1 Omaha at 4:15 : p. m. daily. Ticket otllcc , 1002 Sixteenth und Farnum sts. , Omaha. Dr. Blrnoy cures catarrh , Hoe bldg The Flltrlitof Itircls. Swifts and swallows fly every year from Knglnnd to southern Africa and to the Moluccas , and the restless wander ing flight of various oceanic birds is still more surprising. " .Vo other iritkly Paper contain ! to large a variety of entertaining and inilructive reading at to low a price. " HISTORICAL SOUVENIR. Tlila Map , grfntly reducoil , Is tntcen from a twclve-pogo ITlSTnniCAli SouVKNIli publUlitcl b/Tllis VoilTll'S COMPANIONnnd represents tlic United States lu 1B27 , the jcnrln which THE COMPANION' was cstablUheJ. Two quaint maps In colon , of Ilio UnUeiiStatcs In 18'27 ami In 1690 , Illustrate vhlJly tlic cliangca lu our country during Its progrcii from Ttrclro llllllona to Slxty-Ovc Jlllllons of Inliabitanls. Tun COMPANION U uo\v rcail every week by more than Two nnd a Halt Millions of People. Tlila Souvenir jvlll bo itnt to any ndilroi on receipt of a tiro.cent stamp. FREE to 1891. Now Subscriber * wlio HCIII ! 81.75 now , " 111 receive ttio pnpcr to Jan. 1 , 18D1 * I'RiK : , niul for a full yrnr from thnt tlntr , Incliullni the I'lVE IXMM1I.K HOLIDAY Ti'IKUIIEUS nnd tlto Iia.Ur3TUA.TEUVtr.KI , \ KUt'l'I.ISIHUNTK. mention thin pnncr. 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Dr. .Veil row's trrntmoiil for thl * terrible Mood ills- pnso liai liocn prunoiincpil tlic ino t powerful and eucruasrul rciuoily uvor dhcovcroil for ( ho nbsoluta ciirn or IliN illsensn. Ills BUCITIS irltli tills illacnm linn nt'vor boon equalled. A uomploto cuiiu uiTAlij A.NTKI-.I ) . Wrllu for clrvulari. LOST MANHOOD tnd nil wcnVno n of tlio poxunl orirnni , norrounnoii , tlDildltr nnddonpiiiuUuifjf nlnolntuly curud. Tlio r a- lief la luimcdlnto and cuniiloto. | SKIN DISEASES , Cntnrrh , rhcumnllini , nnJ oil rtl omos of thabl03l llrur , Hiliioj.i niut kladilor pvrmanontlr cured. FEMALE DISEASES nrt ni'iirnlgln , ncrvoiiincia nnd rtlscnw ) of the atom. Hell cured. The Doctor's "Homo Troatmeiit" for Indies IB pronounced lij nil who have used It , tabs the ino t comp'oto nml coiivunloiit romodr ever of- fnroil ( or the treatment ( if fcumlo illn < mjis. Itti truly a womli'rful runiccly. No tnitrumonta ; aa palu. Hoints roiiLAUUS pitoM STU ONLY. DR. 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