THE OMAHA DAILY BEE : SUNDAY , NQYEMBEK 9 , 1890.-SIXTEEN PAGES. tar its sty 311 kha t ; b ; M $ \ Morse Dry Goods Co , Denied Dusk Towels , \aEf&aK3ijsZXTMHKKfSSaiiSe * Tomorrow 100 dozen extra fine qual ity hcminod huck towels , 121x18 inchoa , utiiflc. This towel cannot bo duplicated less than 31.60 per do/.on , ached Damask 50c ' 10 pieces CO inch bleached soft finish Balm damask nt GOc , worth Goo a yard. LUNCH CLOTHS \Vo have just received a largo in voice of plain white 0-1 frliifrod lunch cloths which wo will soil for ouo wcok flt$1.5J ouch. BED SPREADS , ,25' Tomorrow wo ofTcr ono caeo of the best quality crochet bed spreads , all beautiful Marseilles patterns at $ l.t5 ! , worth SI.75. Special prices on host goods for this Voolc's ? sale. 8-4 size 10-4 size $2.00 12-4 size Send for our new Illustrated 128-page Catalogue. FULL OF YEARS AND HONORS Tribute to the Late Justice Miller by the Douglas County Bar. THE TEXT OF THE MEMORIAM , AddrcsHcs by Judges AVooIwortli , Baldwin nnd Doano The Anti-Pro hibition Celebration Postponed Otlicr Itoual News. There was a very largo assembly of mem bers of the bar yestcrdaymoruing In the largo . district court room to listen to the report of the committee appointed to draft and present a memorial la memory cf the late Justice Mil ler of the supreme bench. All of the judges were present and the oc casion was ouo of great Interest and solem nity.Tho The committee consisted of Hon. James M. Woolworth , Hon. C. A. Baldwin , Hon. J. W. Savage , Hon. A. J , Popploton and Hon. J. P. JJrcen. As chairman of the committee Mr. Woolworth - worth presented the following report nnd memorial : "It having been announced from the bench that Hon. Samuel F. Miller , the sonlor Justice tico of the supreme courtof the UnltodStntes and the presiding judge of the circuit court for the district of Nebraska had died , full of years of service and of lunor , the committee appointed by this court for the purpose pro- Bents the following brief nnd inadequate memorial of this great magistrate nnd citizen , nud moves that It bo spread nt length upon the Journal. " ' "Tho Judicial career of this eminent Judge covers a period lu the history of his country und of nil the rnco of momentous interest. Ills commission boars the date of July 10,1 Sit' , and ho took his sent upon the bench of the court at the opening of its December term of court that year. The war between the two ucetlous of the country had Just broken out. All the settled policies of administration wcro overturned and now principles now nave as iioveloped from the eternal truths of the constitution were brought Into opera tion. At the close of the terrible coiilllct , states were to bo reconstructed and the union consolidated. The relations of the great de partments of the government were brought Into operation. The relations of the great de partments of the government were to bo re adjusted nnd tlellnod anew. Internal dis putes of delicacy aud gravity were to bo de termined. Many of the duties of the citizen and reciprocal duties of the state to him were to bo restated and commended to all mliids by the persuasive force of temperate und reassuring - assuring but cogent reasoning. In these su premo exigencies , all the various jurisdic tions of the court were brought Into actlvo nud vigorous exorcise. Nor was the process of the expansion of iho judicial power terminated with the war nnd the peculiar questions to which it pave utterance. "The vigor imparted to the popular mind by the stimulating experiences of the great contentions was ono of Us marvelous phenom ena. The spirit of enterprise nnd adventure which followed Its close gave to commerce nu expansion ; to emigration a volume ; to the discoveries of science ; the devices of invention and theories of moral and political philosophy a useful achievement such as was iiovor bcforo conceived. The Judicial func tion touched all thcso movements at every mint , and followed all this progress with immediate and vital assistance. "In lu adequacv to' its functions , in the wisdom of their dfschargo , and in the splen dor of Its service , the court during this peri od was equal U uot superior to ull It hod over been. "And In all this service Judge Mlllor bore his full share. Ho never Hogged In his duties from first to lost. By the grandeur of his character , especially fitted to deal with constitutional questions , his Judgments may ba compared to those of Marshall : In numbers many times greater , In novelty , gravity and power of demonstration , fully equal to the opinions of too great expounder. His service of twcnty-elcht year * has Illustrated with Lace Curtain Sale. Beginning on Monday , Novem ber 10th , wo will have our most Important LACE CURTAIN SALE ofthosaason. The continued Increase of our curtain department Is certain proof thnt wo are headquarters on these goods. We have numerous attractive bargains to offer , and will bo pleased to show our patrons , whether they Intend purchasing or not. NOTTINGHAM CURTAINS Our regular $2.90 Curtains , Sale price $2.50 a pair. Our regular $3.50 Curtains , Sale price $2.75 a pair. Our regular $4.5o Curtains , Sale price $3.75 a pair. Our regular $5.00 Curtains , Sale price $4.00 a pair. Our regular $6.00 Curtains , Sale price $4.50 a pair. Our regular $8.00 Curtains , Sale price $6.00 a pair. Irish Point CURTAINS Our regular $5.50 Curtains , Reduced price $4.00 Our regular $7.50 Curtains , Reduced price $5.00. Our regular $8.50 Curtains , Reduced price $6.00. Our regular $10.50 Curtains , Reduced price $8.00. Our regular $13.50 Curtains , Reduced price $10.00. Our regular $18.00 Curtains , Reduced price-i3.5o. We guarantee the prices of these curtains to be exactly as above. Send for our now catalogue We mail It free of charge. Morse Dry Goods Co , now splendor the annals of the magistracy , not in our country only , but In the world over. "How are the mighty falling ? Ho Is dead , but bis great Judgments , his inspiring pa triotism , his grand character , remain to us nnd to the generations that shall como after us. In these ho will survive as long as American institutions endure upon the earth. " In concluding the reading of the memorial , Mr. AYoolwortu referred in a touching man ner to lengthy remarks which Justice Miller had made nt the time President Lincoln was stricken down by the baud of the nssasin , and how applicable those remarks now seemed to the after life of the distinguished man who had made them. Proceeding , Mr. Woolworth paid a high tribute to the dead jurist , with whom , as is quite generally known In this city , ho had in timate sojlnl relations. Ho said that not only did Justice Miller taken largo part in the Ju risprudence of this country , but on many oc casions was called upon to render great ser vice in national affairs. Ills dominance nnd power , his guidance nnd direction wcro felt with great emphasis , and would remain a part of the records of that time , and would bo felt by those who held citizenship iu this country. Mr. Woolworth having concluded , the court extended nn Invitation for any member df the bar to speak. Judge Baldwin re sponded as follows : "It Is not because I have the vanity to think that I can add anything of Interest to that which has already boon so appropriately said of him whoso demise wo nro now considering , that I desire to bo heard. Cut it Is because I crave the privilege of paying my heart-felt tribute of respect to the memory of Justice Miller. "It was only n few days ngo when those memorial proceedings were indicated , that Judge Savage was with us. Today Judge Savage lies on a bed of severe suffering nnd none can toll how bis Illness may terminate. It is , therefore , fitting Indeed that the wheels of justice snoulci bo stopped for n time. "I would but crave the privilege of placing ono rosebud upon Justice Miller's coffin homo there to remain lu perpetual bloom. I urn not unmindful of the fact that the custom is , on occasions of this kind , lor the friends of the dead one to speak of him not only in terms of great kindness , but often times to enlarge upon the virtues of the dead ono. In tbo case of Justice Miller , to speak of him In term * of too great pralso is but barely possible. Ho was moulded la the form , physically nnd mentally , to attract merited attention. In his Intercourse with his fellows ho was always kind , gentle , social and easy of approach , so that the most ditUdeat of the young practitioners , If the cause ho represented in fact had merit , found In .fustlco Miller a ready , careful lis tener. Ho was known nt all times ns a dlpnl- fled man , nnd ut uo time did ho put nsldo the dignity of his high offlco. Coming upon tbo stage of nctlvo life und duty at the ngo ho did. and In the position ho held , ho had much to do in the day of our nation's great peril to shape its fortune for the greatest good of all , and all now agrco that his work was well done. "Permit mo to refer to the words of Lord Lyttou , as oxpros-slvo of the Christian hope , In the full faith of which Justice Miller lived : Thcro U no death ; the stars go down Tnrho nuoa a Ciilror slioru. And bright lu hoavvn's jeuolud crown Tlioy bhluo foruvuriuore. Thorn Is no death ! an nnccl form Walks cross tills onrth with silent tread , And buars our donr loved onus away , And then wo call tlieni dead , But over near us. though imseon , The lintel forms Uo trend , Tor all Hod's untvur&o U life , There Is uo dead. "He lives nnd In the ponderous volume of legal lore , thcro with the names of Krsklne , Mansfield , Storey , Marshall nnd Torroy , will bo found the nnmn of Justice Mlllor.ln bright letters sot with sparkling gems or truth of In estimable value , as ouo of the most respected contributors , " On behalf of the bench Judge Doauo then apoko In cfloct as follows : "My brothers and I assent most heartily In this memorial nud all that has been said. Personally I feel the loss of Justice Miller as an own friend. Ono of the brightest mem bers of the bar has departed. The bar has lost ono of Its most brilliant nnd useful mem bers. It is very seldom that ono boa taken the position , and hold the high place , hold tbo high appreciation of his work , as has Justice Miller. There was that clearness aud Morse Dry Goods Co. At Greatly Reduced Prices. Our regular $13.50 Curtains , Reduced to $10.00 a pair. Our regular $16.50 Curtains , Reduced to $12.00 a pair. Our regular $20.00 Curtains , Reduced to $15.00 a pair. Our regular $25.00 Curtains. Reduced to $18.00 a pair. Our regular $27,50 Curtains , Reduced to $20.00 a pair. Our regular $30.00 Curtains , Reduced to $22.50 a pair. n DEPARTMENT. This department is one of the main features of our business , nnd one which commends itself to every lover of a cheerful homo. Here you 111 find every style of loco curtain , from the ordinary inexpensive Nottingham to the choicest of hand - made point laces , all of which are our own importations , and are offered at the very lowest price. We have the newest colorings of Chenilles , Mohair Damasks , Flax Velours , Titlon Velours.and the handsomest patterne of Bro- catelles , Tapestrys , Spun Silks , Plushes , etc. We have a complete depart ment for the making of shade work , and estimates cheerfully furnished at any time. Nothing but the very best of materials used , and lowest ruling prices east or west guaranteed. We will mail free of charge our new 128-page catalogue. Lace Curtain Sale. breadth of mien that commended lilra to the entire country. "Tho court will take pleasure In liavlng the very appropriate report made by the comtnlt- mittco entered upon the Journals of this court. " This closed the meeting nnd the regular routine of court work was resumed. Dr. Birnoy cures catarrh , Beohldg. TUB UAILUOAI ) BUDGET. Itlollcn GOCN to Chicago. General Trafllo Manager Mcllen of the Union Pacific has bought a homo In Chicago nnd will remove to that city. None of the clerical force of the department will bo re moved from Omaha , however. The reason assigned for the change Is that the trafllc manager is required to bo In Chicago most of his time , attending meetings of the various freight and trafllo associations , and that the change Is to bo made as a matter of coupon- ienco. Mr. Mellon is now In Boston , where ho wont with President Adams , and will re- movu his family to Chicago on his return from the Hub. _ The Union Pauiilo Hoycott. And now the chances are that all of the boycott talk against the Union i'acllio will end In smoke. The Union Pacific demanded an Increased prorate of its eastern connections. The de mand was refused nnd the roads declared a boycott against the Union Pacific. The Union Paclllc retaliated by refusing to pro rate with any but Its Northwestern connec tions. und then the war opened merrily. All existing freight agreements were knocked galley west , und tuo prospects were Matter ing for a rate war In which all lines would nave a hand. The Union Pacltlo maintained its position mid the other roads stiowcd nc disposition to weaken , A conference was called and the chances now ere that nn agreement will be reached in a few days by which the former trafllo arrangements will bo renewed with the Union Pacific fretting the proportion of the busiuess demanded. Dr. Birnoy , nose and throat , Bee hldg. A Misunderstanding. OMAHA , Neb. , Nov. 7. To the Editor of THR Bun : There seems to ho a wrong Im pression afloat with regard to the Itov. Mr. Palm , pastor of the Lowe avenue Presby terian church. A majority of the members present at the congregational meeting which accepted his resignation went there with the purpose of voting against the acceptance. We weio Informed , however , that It was his unalterable determination to leave us , and that voting in the negative would only makb him and the church trouble , so that while n number of us did not vote for It , we also did not vote agulust it. That was the reason n ballot was not called for , which , had not the above Impression been given out , would have resulted in his favor. Mr. Palm , like ull men of any worth , has his enemies , but a majority of his congregation love nnd appreciate him , and see him go from us with sincere regret. Ho makes mistakes , undoubtedly , hut wo leave them who make nouo to criticise them. Ho has been n true friend to every OHO who needed n friend , and laboring under very ad- corso chcumstances has accomplished all that any man could. May prosperity attend his work. Tired of Prohibition Kansas. Captain Eugene F. Ware of Port Scott , Kan. , arrived in the city yesterday , rented a ton-room house and will nt once become a resident of Omaha. Thursday ho was at Topeka poka trying n case In the supreme court , nnd picking up a copy of TUB lien , noticed the defeat of prohibition. Ho at once packed hi * grip and started. Lust night ho stated that there are hundreds of the residents of the Kansas cities who will remove to Omaha dur ing the next six mouths , Tlio SamoHPt iTublloo. The democratic parade nnd Samosctjubl- leo to celebrate the election of James K. lloyd and the defeat of prohibition is booked for Tuesday evening. It promises to bo a gigan tic affair , as 3.000 worth of 11 re works will bo touchnd off and 15,000 men will bo la Hue. Morse Dry Coeds Co. CHdjCE * Illustrate'd' Books , Milton's Paradise Lost. Illustrated by Gustavo Dore. Dante's Inferno , Illustrated by Gustave Dore ! Purgatory and Paradise , Illustrated by Gustave Dore. Bible Gallery- Illustrated by Gustave Dore. All at $1.25 $ Each PUT THE SHIRT ON WRONG , How Lincoln Won ft Case Owing to the Mis take of his Opponent. A STORY OF ALPHONSE DAWDET , Royalty Lifted Him From a Condition of Great Poverty Mark Twain as n BIodcHt ninn--Currcnt Anecdotes. "Thnt the most learned may sometimes bo mistaken was probably never more humor ously illustrated than by Abraham Lincoln during a trial in a court of thls-statc , " said Luther Laflin Mills ono afternoon not long ago , to n reporter for the Chicago News , when ho apparently had nothing better to do thaa nmuso several friends by his story telling talent. "Everybody has heard of Stephen T. Logan , the famous attorney , who was once n partner of Lincoln , but who has long since slept with his fathers. Logan was eccentric to a fault. Ono of his peculiarities was to never wear a collar or necktie. No matter how great the occasion , lie would not dress up or doa a 'boiled * shirt. This was often a cause of embcrrnssmcnt to Logan's five daughters , who wcro prominent in society. "Toward the last of his career Logan was rn gaged for the defense In a celebrated case in which Abraham Lincoln prosecuted. The day of the closing arguments would bo a great occasion , the court room would bo crowded , nnd tno Logan girls wanted their father to look nlco. Bo they bought him a dozen white shirts and placed thorn on his bureau. Then they pleaded so hard thnt the old man consented to wear ono next day. "Logan , never having hod a shirt of that kind on before , got the bosom behind and the buttons in front. Buttoning his coat close up to his chin , ho went to the court houso. The girls did not see tholr father before ho started , nnd anybody else who mot him did not notice his shirt , because ho usually dressed so slovenly thnt they probably no ticed no difference In Ills nppearauco. "In com t , however , tlio attorney opened his coat , and Lincoln , always ready to notlco anything of the kind , saw the old man had madon mistake. Dutitig his address the future president spokq , of the possibility of Mr , Logan being tnlstalcen whou ho believed his client to be innocenu " The best men ' said ho ' , , 'nro often mis taken. Possibly you , gentlemen of the jury , will not bollovo mo when I say my learned friend there has made a mistake today ; yet ho believes ho Is all right. Ho has , never theless , put his shirt on wrong side front , and If you tap htm on the back you will find I am right. ' Prom that day- until his death , It is said , Stephen Logan never agaiu put ou a boiled shirt. r < 4 The following Incidents in tuo career of Alphonso Daudot nro related by H. II. Boye- sou , who enjoys the privilege of a personal acqualatanco with the distinguished French author , says Public Opinion. "Alphonso Dimdot , a little , dclicatu man , with board parted nt the chin , heavy ringlets like a lion's mane surrounding his hcad , , soft dreamy eyes and extremely robust chest such ho Is. "When a boy his father failed , and for some time Alphono lived with him iu penury at Lyons. But nn elder brother procured a position in a glass store nt Paris and Al phonso went to llvo with him. They took the cheapest lodgings in the city , for money was exceedingly scarce. In fact , Uaudct traveled to Paris In u freight car , wearing n pair of rubber boots , Insldo of which were neither .Uppers nor stockings. The journey occu pied two days , nnd aud the boy did not taste food during the whole time. * Finally , when Paris was reached , ho was nearly frozen as well a.s starved. There they dwelt , far up In thoattloof a building six stories in height. But neither of the brothers lost hope. Both Boys' Clothing. Boys' Suit On Monday will odor 60 nil wool boyn' suits at 83.25. Clothing house prsco on this suit $5 , Mens' Examine out- stock of fine imported smoking kingjackets. . Malco selection before the best patterns nro sold out. Special \Vo mnko a specialty of carrylnp a full assortment of sizes In boys' ilno clothing1 , ranging In price from $5 up to 310 a suit. Tomorow w o shiill olTor a good boys' overcoat , ages 6 to 12 yours , for $12.05 ; worth fully Children's Jersey Kilts Wo would call your attention to ou splendid lines of children's jersey kilt suits und reofora. All at very low prices. had an abldiugulth that the younger pos sensed Ono daydgMByolumo of Daudct's poem a found its wfMpb1 the Tudcries. The Kn.- press KuRenroWns delighted with it , ami exclaimed to her brother-in-law : 'Cant wo do something for the boy who wrote these ? ' The Uuko replied : 'Wo can do everything for him your majesty so aesires. ' 'Then find all about him and offer him assistance ! ' she said. The next dnyAlphonso looked down from his nttlc window in surpiiso to see a court carriage , bearing the imperial coat of arms , stop before the door. In n moment a the Impressive , dignified , liveried lacitey was ponderously creaking up the stairs. As ho knocked heavily on the door Daudot reeled forwaid half in a faint. Wat could it nil mean ? What had happened ? Nothing , the lackey said , ex cept the duke sent his card to M. Baudot , and would plcuso to call on the duke ono week from that day. Now what preparations wcro made for that day ? Surely Baudot cauld not go to the duke in rags and tatters , so he scarchnd the clothing stores of all Paris , trying to to hire a dross suit , but owing to his peculiar physique none could be found. After many trials ho succeeded in getting hold of a tailor who made him a suit on the strength of the duke's card for Baudot had no money to pay for It and on the appointed day ho went to the palace. A score of others were present , but ho wnitcd his turn , nnd it camo. Ho was ushered in to where the auko sac. 'Can ' you write ? ' 'Yes , sir' replied Daudefc. 'Very good ; I want a secretary. Pay , 5,000 , francs. Good morning , ' The boy was nearly overcome. Ho had never Imagined that any ono was paid that much n year about JEL'OO. Hut ho suddenly remembered tbat ho differed in politics from the duke , and drawing himself up , announced that fact. Instead of being rtecnly moved by this heroic course , the duke said : 'O , gu and get your hair cut. I don't care anything about your political Beliefs. ' " Many years ago Lord fthcn Mr. ) Tennyson was visiting nt Budo , Cornwall. Ho had boon given a letter of Introduction to the lute Kov. 11. S. Hawker , the well known vicar of Morwcnstow , Eays America. With the thoughtlessness which is supposed to bo characteristic of poets , Tennyson mislaid the latter , and forgot the name of the Individual to whom it was addressed. The local doctor , however , thought It would probably bo Mr. Hawker , and Tenny son proceeded to the vicarage. Mr. Hawkor's ' hospitality was proverbial , aud ho f requently entertained visitors without troubling to know their names. Just as ho was leaving , aftcrn pleasant chat , Tennyson said : "Perhaps you would like to know who X am. My name Is Tennyson. " 'Any relation to the Tennyson , " asked Mr , Hawker. The poet replied : "I don't know what you mean by the Ten nyson , but I am Alfred Tennyson. " Ills host's feelings may bo bettor imagined than described. Ho did not , nt any ratoullow his guest to depart as easily as ho might have done If ho had remained Incog. "You must stay and finish the day wit mo1 saia Mr. Hawker. "No , I cannot , " was the reply. "Tho fact Is , I am dying for a pipe. " Mr. Hnwkornot being a smoker could not offer his visitor a pipe , hut a laborer was found near at hand who could furnish both pipe and tobacco. An amusing Incident lately occurred on n southern railroad In Kngland In connection with the duke of Norfolk and the marquis of Bute , says London Society. The duke and marquis were fellow-travelers , and when the train stopped at - station a companion Joined them in the person of the stutloumas- tor himself , who was going for u Jaunt some twenty miles further up the line. The duke nnd the stutlomnastcr , who were both dimin utive men , and therefore fond of talk , soon got into conversation , while the marquis a tall , robust man was inclined to bo reticent , until ho found his friend the duke up to his cars lu conversation , when ho himself Joined , addressing most of his conversation to thu stranger. At length the train arrived at B - , and the marquis bid n hearty farewell to the duke , and , with a kindly adieu nnd a shako of the hand from the stranger , the margins quitted the carriage , while his dispatch-box and wraps were secured , to tbo surprise of the station master , by a tall , powdered foot man , and the train soon glided out of the sta tion. Sllcuce was not however , long main Morse Dry Goods Co. BLACK DRESS GOODS. Five Numbers worthy your at tention in No. 1. ol Inches wide , $ lro. , No. ! > . 51 Inches tt hie. $1,75. . No. ! 1. 5 1 Inches ulde , $ 'J.OU. No.1. . fit luehes ulde , $ 'J.5n. No. u , CI Inches niile , $2,1)0. ) BLACK CLOTH 5 special lots nt prices which > ro cannot hojio to duplicate. Lot 1 , f l Inrm wide , tific. J.ot' ' 54 Inches . , wide , 7f > c. Lot ! ) . 54 Inches ido , 8Tic. Lot 4 , 5I Inches whip , $1.00. Lot 5 , 54 Inches wl < ! e , $1.25. BLACK Camel's ' Hair , 3 Lea'ders at Popular Prices. The o prices will hold peed for ono to gho our out of lonu customers n clmnco to purchase a < lri > s * at prices lower tlian eier lias been quolcd for these goods. Loader Ko. 112 Indies wide $1 a yard Loader No. 2I ' 2 Inches widol.2.i a yd. Louder No. I ! , 42 Indies vidu $1,75 a } d. BLACK French Serge. $1.25 , Tomorrow wo shall offer 10 pieces of line 4 < i Inch IJIack Serge , exceptionally soil in texture , a beautiful rich slindu and vcrv cheap at $1.25 a yard. Our now Fall and Winter Catalogue mailed I'rcc. Send fur one. tamed , the sUtlonmastcr breaking out with , "I wonder who that swell was ! " "Thnt , " replied his companion , "was the marquis of Bute. " The answer seemed to dumbfound the statiqnmaster for a time , but presently ho exclaimed : "So that was a marquis , wa's ho ? "Well , now , I do think It kind of mm to talk to two such snobby little chaps as us. don't you ? " The duke nodded his assent and had a good laugh. When the train drew up again his grace affably bid his companion "Oood-by , " and , on alighting on the plat form , was racelved with the greatest defer ence by a throng of Jesuit priests , this iuci- aent again setting the stalfonmnstcr the task of Inquiry , who inquisitively asked a brother oulcinl "Who thnt little bloke was ! " "That , " replied the guard1 "is the duke of Norfolk. " The statlonmastor , alter this , declared ho would never travel first-class again as long as ho lived. A few days ago I called at the offlco of George Putnam , the publisher , said Mark Twain In a recent aftordlnner speech. I was mot by a very severe-looking clerk , who told mo that Mr. Putnam wan't in. I know that wasn't true , but I didn't blame the young inan , for I don't think ho liked the look of my .clothes , but I thought , as long ns I had pnia him a visit , I would do some business with him , und I said I wanted to buy a book a book of travel or something of that kind , and ho handed mo a volume which ho said would cost i. I said to him : "I am a publisher myself , nnd I suppose you allow the usual publisher's discount of (10 per cent. " The young man looked absent minded , hut said nothing. Then I remarked , "I am also an author , and I suppose you nl- low the usual author's discount of 'M per cent. " The young man looked palo. I addressed him further : "I also belong to the human race , and I suppose you allow the usual discount to the human race of 10 per cent.11 . The young man said nothing , but ho took a pencil from behind his oar and made an arithmetical calculation , nnd remarked : "After adding to that 5 per cent discount for natural shyness , I find that the firm owes you 15 cents. " So , gentlemen , if you allow mo on mv Im promptu speech nil the discounts which are properly due mo , I think you will llnd that , besides this dinner , you nro indebted to inu about 15 cents , nnd I hope the hat will bo passed around und the amount collected. " Whenever the baby king of Spain sees n grandee or gentleman whom ho knows , hu calls him by his Christian name , or bis sur name , without his title , a custom always re proved by bis governess , says nn exchange. "KhI Xiquennl" exclaimed the king ono day , as the ex-minister passed. The governess , who knew that the count's father was dead , and that the sou bad inherited the title , ob served : "Sire , permit mo to remind your majesty that the person xvhoni you do the honor to address Ib the duke of Blvonn. " The king burst out laughing.and exclaimed ; "Tho duke of Blvoiml this Is nice I Hut I Know that it Is Xlnucniit Are you not XI- qiicnal" ho added , addressing the count. "Yes , slro. " "Do you see , " the little king wont on , ' 'this woman has a mania for giving people now names. Doesn't she pretend that Juanto" ( nn ofllcorof the royal guard , much loved by the king ) "is the marquis of Soto Mayor ! " "Indeed , sire , ho Is ; and you will permit mo to romiud your majesty that ho should bo bo addressed. " replied the govern ess. "Don't bo stupid. " was the monarch's answer ; this Is Juanlto and the other Is Xiqucna. " Adjutant General \Vllllnras , now In charge of army headquarters pending the nrriynl of General Miles , was reminiscent the other day as he told of his early experiences in the west , nays the Chicago Times. " 111 rat mot General Grant in IbVsaid , General Williams. "Grant was quartermaster nt Vancouver , and I remember that all the ofUccrsgatuciod each night to play 'hrng , ' which was a sort of draw pokur. Grant , while not n gambler , was the best poker- player lu the army certainly the best I over saw nnywhoro. Ho was perfectly Imper turbable. To my mind his mental capacities have never been properly appreciated by thu American public , who lookeu upon him as u creature or luck nnd circumstances. It was my duty nftor the war. whlloconuected with the adjutant's oftice at Washington , to handle Grant's papers , endorsements and communi cations to the war department. I am term In that they ox col or equal any state papers of any age , aud If now reviewed would surprise Colored Dress Goods. FINE English Serge iOe. 40-in wule , colors , scnl , wine , navy nntl myrtle ; heretofore sold at 05c ; now on sale at 50c. Figured Anmire 95c This Is n now nnd stylish toxtnro , 40- in wide , nil tlio poiihir | ) ehntlcs of the fcouson ; very durable. Avalanche Cloth "G-in wide , a splendid wearing" cloth , nil the newest shades , nnd a grout bar * pain at K74o n yard. Satin - Bourette Sl.QO In the foreign nnd onstorn mnrlcots thcro luis been n revival of this old time favorite , none of the now poods can compare with it for durability , full 10-iu wide , assorted shades. Send for samples. Eider Down Flannels - - We only Icoop the host quality , ! ! 8-in wide , 7Co yard. Colors , cream , ecru , blue , pinlc , navy , cardinal , garnet , tan drab and blaclc. French Wrapper Flannels Those nro our own direct importation exclusive , exquisite patterns , you can find nowhere ol&o oxcoptin our estab lishment , full 27-in wide. Send for samples. the public bocanso of the Rro.it knowledge of war and statesmanship which they exhibit. " "Old Sammy" French , ns the head of the piny whiting llrm well known on two conti nents is called by his friends and acquaint ances , entertained at , the Century club in London not long ngo a New Yorker who is "one of the boys" whru ho is abroad ns well ns at homo. A panic of poker win proposed after nn evening .spent in doing the town , nnd in a cosoy backroom at the club , a table , chips , whisky nnd water and clears were made ready. The American persisted In tell ing stoiios , humming snatches of song nnd guying the other pli yers when they were blulToil. At last Mr. French , who is n won derfully shrewd player at the ngo of ninety years , struck the table testily witn his hand nnd exclaimed : "Damme , sir , nro wo hav ing fun , or nro wo playing pokorl" "Sir , " returned the delighted American , "I do not pretend to bo able to fathom your feelings or declare your intentions. But as for mo , I am having fun 1 You don't suppose I am all the way across the briny deep and tossed upon its heaving billows just for the privilege of playing potter , do you 1 Why , my good tlf when 1 am nt Homo I play poker all over ho , American continent , sirl" William II. Maxwell , supsrintondout of public Instruction in Brooklyn , says the Now York Star , will wear no other hats than broad-brimmed , high-crowned sombreros. Ho went recently to an cducatioaal convention nt Minneapolis , nnd beforeho started ho bought one of those niilltnry-loohlinr chap- caus. It gave him n very soldierly appear ance. Maxwell imulo himself quite popular in Minneapolis , nnd u as usUcd to deliver an address in the city hall. lie consented , mid thereby hangs a story that , has just gained currency. On the night of the address u Brooklyn nnd Chicago visitor wcro talking at the entrance of the hall when Mnxwoll came along. ' Who is that military looking gentleman ? " asked the Chicago gentleman. "That's Colonel Maxwell , " was the icply. "Urund army maiij" "No. " "Ofllccrof state milltlai" "No. " "Where , then , does the colonel como Int'1 Int'1"O "O , Maxwell was born a colonel,1' , replied the Brooklyn man. The superintendent of Instruction Is being quietly gibed by Ids friends on his now-found tltlo. tltlo.Mr. Mr. Chandler of Georgia told a good one on himself the other day , says the Washington Post. ' 'During the campaign In Mississippi , " said ho , "wo were short of rations , nnd ono of the boys nnd myself were out foraging1.Vo had only gonu u short distance when we met a couple of young boys coming towards camp with aomo pies. Tlioy were chicken pies , the boys said , nnd wo purchased them without hesitation. We paid tlio boys , and sat light down and began eating , for we wcro as hungry as wolves. Just as wo had about con sumed the pies wo heard tlio hoya quarreling over in the woods about the division of the money. Listening , we heard ono of the hoys , in a whining voice say : " 'Now , Illll , gel darn your soul , you've got to glvo mo half that money , for you know them puppies was half mine. ' "Well , In about half n second wo were the sickest confedratus you ever saw , and from that day to this I have never been able to eat any kind of meat plo. " Many years ago thuro was on old darky who used to fhh on a rock in the Mississippi river , says u Washington letter. Ho would got out upon his rock and take his seat , and light hut pipe and llsh for catfish. One day he swung an unusually largo cat , nnd In the struggle the cat pulled him off the rock and ho was drowned , und the poet of a local newspaper hid the following verso dcscrlb- idg the catastrophe ! "Tim nolKhbors norur cnnld make out lly thu aid o ( ull tlielr llgurlnif , Whether the nlxgur wont a-JNIiIng , Or thocaUlHli went u nlirgurliiR. When Croukott was In congress In 1820 a member from Arkansas attempted to address the chair. Ho began : "Mister Speaker , the giiierallty of mankind In glneral Is oror disposed to take the advantage of the or cr glnorallty of mankind In general " "Set down , you old fool , " growled Crockett ; "you're coining out the same holt you wont In at. " Dr. Dlrnoy euroa catarrh , Boa