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10 THE CXMAJIA DAILY BEE SUNDAY , SEPTEMBER , 28 , 1890-SIXTEEN" PAGES- You Can Save People's lammoth Installment House < ed through the help be convinced General Credit in the beautiful S < Largest fioilse lest. orcatcvane \ . daparlmcnt 613-615-617-619 N. 16tli St. , Bet. California and Webster. Forging right ahead ! Never did such a business in September aswe are doing this year. But Wre working for it , We sell goods cheaper than other merchants , and that's the reason people come to us. Last week was one of the best of the season , We make our attractions doubly strong to m make this \veek better. Look at this GRAND. SET OUT. It's a card that speaks for itself , and speaks well , We match these bargains against any that we've ' ever offered in this community. BED-ROOM SUITS , i6th Century , Oak or Walnut , BRUSSELS CARPETS , in all the Latest Fall Patterns , OUR TERMS. . $9,50 , $14 , $22 , $3O. 48c , 65c , 75c , 9Oc. FOLDING BEDS , i6th Century , Oak or Cherry , INGRAIN CARPETS , One Hundred and Fifty Patterns , $15 $1 worth pep week of goods or $4 , per rnon th. $9.5O. $14 , $22,5O , $27,5O. I8j c , 27c , 38c , 5Oc. WRITE FOR OUR $30 worth of goods , PARLOR SUITS , Plush and Tapestry Coverings , LACE CURTAINS AND WINDOW SHADES , $00 $1.BO worth per of goods week , or $0 per mo. $22.5O , $29 , $35. $45 , 35c , 60c , $1.15 , $1,90. 128-pngo lllustrnted Cntnloflue. $2 per week or $8 per month. COOKING AND HEATING STOVES , all guaranteed , BLANKETS AND COMFORTS , Mnilocl free on application. Order $00 $2.BO worth per of -week goods or , $10 per mo. $4.25 , $6,50 , $8.25 , $10 , 65c , $1 , $1.75 , $2,50. from It nnd save Country store $12O worth of goods , DOUBLE AND SINGLE LOUNGES , BOOK CASES AND SECRETARIES , keepers profit. If you wnnt to . $2OO $3 per worth week of goods or $12 , per month. . $4 , $6.5O , $7.75. $9.50. $3.90. $5.25 , ' $6.5O , $7.75. snvo money , be sure towrite for $ E5 per-week or $2O per month. SIDEBOARDS AND WARDROBES , all woods , SPECIAL 1,000 Kitchen Chairs 28c a Catalogue. $7.50 , $10 , $12,50 , $15. SPECIAL 600 Kitchen Tables 82c ROCKERS , 16th Century , Oak or Walnut , SPECIAL 25o Kitchen Safes $3.20 $1.35 , $1.75 , $2.25 , $2.75. SPECIAL 400'Extension Tables $3.70 Call at once to avoid the rush. No trouble to show goods. Everybody invited to inspect our goods , terms and prices. Open every OUR ILLUSTRATED evening until 9 o'clock. No interest charged. No security vequirecl. Car tickets furnished those residing at a distance. Goods sold on easy payments , to South Omaha , Florence , Fort Omaha and Council Bluffs. Bring the children for a beautiful set of Presents for All. picture cards. Catalogue , Is mailed free to parties With every purchase oflO and ties residing nt a distance. It is ' over n set of Solid Silver Ten PEOPLE'S MAMMOTH INSTALLMENT HOUSE finely illustrated. We are filling Spoons. on an average , 1OO Mail Orders With every purchase of$2G arid Complete Outfitters * on-the Easy Payment Plan. dally , which demonstrates that It over , a solid Oak Centre Table. With every purchase of $ BO andover Is being appreciated. 613,615,617,619 North 16th Street - - Ectwn California and Webster. , , , , . . over , a nice rug. THE COST OF PYTHIAN RANKS Have They Been Oonferrcil for Less Than the Minimum Sum ? THE CHARGE OF A PYTHIAN PAPER , ICntabllKlmieiit of n I'ytlilan Iliirinl Ground at Jit. Hope Allcgctl le- faluatlon in the Order of Modern Woodiuoii , The following editorial is clipped from the August number ot the Knight Ertant , a bright and newsy Pythian Journal published in Chicago : 'Both the present grand chancellor of Ne braska , it scorns , and bis deputies , Imvo been conferring the three ranks of the order In thai state for a sum less than the minimum provided by law , on the occasion of the in- Btitution of now lodges. This fact became public property through the conviction of ono of his deputies recently , nnd his suspension the latter was vacated by the grand chancel lor , possibly on the theory that n fellow-feel ing makes us wondrous kind. "Tho ti ! e is now approaching for the ses sion of the grand ledge of Nebraska , the ro- eults of which will bo looked for with n good deal of interest , for twenty years the order in Unit state had at the head of ii-s attain the brightest men In I'ythlnn knighthood west of the river , men of strong standing socially , men who commanded respect every vvhcro hi the supreme jurisdiction , so that Nebraska had made a name and a fame unsurpassed , In that regard , by any grand ledge : the names of K. K. French , George II. Grader , J. J , Moncll and J. S. Shropshire had a national standing In the order that made the grand ledge of Nebraska respected. With the last cession in that state came a clean , -umolent- ing sweep ; us with a sponge , the names of tlioso whom wO were wont to nssociato with the rise , progress anil success of Nebraska were wiped oil the roll , and if all the relia ble statements arc to bo credited , this result > \as accomplished by methods by-no means creditable to the victors , methods which they must have imported from the sucker state. "With the personnel of the now adminis tration the Knight Krrant has no acquaint ance , therefore no fault to llnd , except it bo that the manner of their advent. Judging from similar experiences , gixvo hope but slight promise election methods ns unfail ingly bespeak the oftlcluls ns seed the crop , liciicc , while this Journal will jlekl to them their Just meed of praise for what the results evidence , ItUll look forward to the coining session with much interest. That , which one man , orsetof men , can accomplish others can do , nnd it remains to bo seen whether or not the change In Nebraska lu ISS'J brought with it betterment. " Urand Chancellor Macfnrlnnd was asked what truth tucrowas lu the above statement that the ranks of the order had been con ferred for less than the minimum fee provided bylaw on the occasion of the Institution of now lodges. Ho replied that there was no truth lu the statement. ' 'The supreme ledge lias llxotl the minimum fee nt $10 , and It rests with the grand lodges to Increase that nmount as tliuy sco lit , \\lth the aiirovnlof ] [ the supreme lodge. The grand ledge of Ne braska has llxed the minimum ut S U for sub- ordlnatolodgai , I have hold that boforoa lodge U instituted It is not a subordinate but is a part of the grand ledge anil Is , there fore , working under the law ot the supreme lodgo. This latter body has Hxcd the mini , inuin fee at $10. and It is lawful to confer the degrees upon charier members of now lodges for that amount , Mhieh has been dono. Alter the ledge is chartered tlio fcot must bo & ! 0 as provided by the constitution prescribed for eubordinuto lodges. " Some of the leading expounders of the Pythian law hi this city take issue with the grand chancellor on this joint , and hold that , as the grand ledge liaa expressly provided that "tho minimum fee in this stnto for conferring the thrco rnuksof the order snail bo f.'O , " there is no power , except the grand lodge , which can * luuigo this law and allow the conferring of the tbreo rank * for a lost amount. This u a point for the grand ledge to decide at its meeting in October. My rtlo lodge has taken the initiative In a matter which is of great importance , to the order and whicli will operate to the advan tage of the entire fraternity in this city. This is the securing of n burial ground for the exclusive use of the order. In it will bo burled members of the order and their fam ilies. It Is a beautifully situated tract of ground In Mount Hope cemetery. The lot is triangular in sbapo nnd contains 22,000 square feet , allowing space for 5)0 graves with u largo space In the center for the erec tion of an appropriate monument. Back of the triangle lifty lots hnvo been set apart for those Pythiuns who desire to rest beside their families la a , separate lot. Each ledge will pay for the ground as it is required for the burial of a member of that ledge or any of his family. The ofllclals of the Sioux City corn palace have announced October a as Pythian day. and have extended invitations to members of the order to bo present on that day. Omaha division No. 12 will attend hi a body on that clay and Captain Ilnywanl has Invited nil unattached Sir ICnlghts to accompany his di vision on that occasion. Ho desires that nil who wish to go should meet with the division one night before the tlmo of A Card front Ilonu Consul Hoot. To the Editor of Tau DEC : Last Saturday a dispatch was sent to the press from Chicago cage representing that the Times had pub lished nn Item to the effect that a suit was instituted by Auditor Pavoy against .7. C. Hoot , and that Root was a defaulter as presi dent of the Modern \Voolmon for from ? ' 5- , 000 to $10,000. A moro dastardly falsehood was never before Imposed upon the public , and a greater wren ? could scarcely bo perpe trated upon nn individual. Tno Times did not publish such nn item , the suit accuses nobody of default , is not a personal suit njjalnst Hoot , but against the society , nnd does 1'avoy no credit us its sponsor. Neither Koot nor anybody else lias defrauded the or der out of ono dollar , and the evidence thus far produced will undoubtedly exonerate the officers from any wrong whatever , OiioP. L. AlcKiimto was removed from ofllcons head physician of the "Woodmen f or Inatten tion to his duties , for attempting to defraud the order by bills for services not rendered , for pretended expenses which the oftlcors re fused to pay , nnd for conspiring with confed erates In nullify tlio charter iiml obtain n noiv one , with himself and confederates substi tuted In place of the legally elected ofllcers , nnd he has for several months since his re moval been engaged In publishing incendiary , sensational nnd false statements calculated and intended to destroy the reputation of the ofllcorsand Injure the society itself. The order of Modern Woodmen was founded by .1. C. Uoot , who Is its principal ofllcer , Anoutllfty thousand members have been enrolled and nearly ono million of dollars lars have been paid to the families of Its deceased - ceased members , at u loss cost for insurance nnd expenses than in nny other organization. Only ono fraternal society In the United States has * added inoro members during the last year , und an insnna desire for revenge , Inspired by hatred and vindlctlveness , has been evident in the eTorts ( made against Mr , Hoot and his olllcial cabinet. This lust ven omous item was Intended to Imvo an effect upon the olcttiou of ofllcers soon to transpire , but will , or ought to , provo n boomerang to expose its cowardly author and instigator. J. C. HOOT. A , o. v , ir. The supreme court of Iowa handed down nn opinion lu the Philips' ' life | Insurance case which was nn utllrmancoof Judge Preston's decision. The decision Is nn Important one , mid affects a great many polices of Insurance in the A. O. U.V. . and other assessment or ganizations , At the tlmo of his death lr. I. 11. Philips held nn Insurance certlllcato hi tlio \ , O. U. W. for S OOO which was pay- nblo to his "legal heirs. " Ho left surviving- him n widow and one minor daughter. 1I..M. Carpenter was appointed the guardian of the daughter Bessio. The widow contended that she was entitled to bt least one-third of the Ufa insurance. This was disputed by the guardian of llesslo , and ono-half. of tue money was by agreement placed in the hands of the ilorlc of the district court until the contro versy should bo determined In the couitu. The widow then brought suit against the guardian and the clerk of the court for money thus do posited. The case was tried by Judge Pros. ton in December , 1883 , nnd ho decided that when a child or children of the deceased sur vived , the widow was not n ' 'legal heir" of her husband , and consequently not entitled to any of the money In controversy. Mrs. Philips appealed from the decision to the supreme premo court. The court of lns rcsoit ren dered an opinion afllrmlng the decision of the court below , nnd thus granting nil of the In surance money to the daughter. A great many policies in the A. O. U.V. . hnvo In the past been written as Dr. Philips' was , and in many Instances , on settlement , one-third of the proceeds has been unlawfully paid to the widow. The decision will have the eJTect of causing a general change in the usual word ing of such certificates whore the assured in tend 3 that hU wife shall participate in the benefits. Grand Treanurcr and Most everybody wuo takes interest in the Masonic fraternity , has seen and hometimes heard of R. W. Uro. John J. Gorman , whoso services hnvo made him prominent in this grand Jurisdiction , especially as district dep uty , trustee of the hall and asylum , chairman of the late Masonic fair , and now grand treas urer , says the New York Sunday Times. His well proportioned nnd rounded fig ure , with n liuely-shapcd head , cheeks as rosy as that of a young girl , with whitened locks and chin whiskers , is familiar to those of our brethren throughout the state who como an nually to intend the sessions of the grand lodge , and to whom ho has read many a peed report and given his rino advice. Ho has also becumo familiar to a different class of human ity than those who holdalllllationto ourgreat brotherhood , andttiosoaro the evil doers , for ho is n respected and feared , though just Judge , of the police courts. St. Shakespeare ledge gave Its lirst entertain ment of the season last Wednesday at its now quarters in Wolfi's ' hall , Twenty -second nnd Cumlng streets. A line programme of vocal nnd Instrumental music and recitations was presented in which the following persons tookpirt : Mrs , Skepcr , Miss Stribllng and Messrs. A. Hurt , II. C. Hewitt , J. Upton , Chailoa Hill , Stoekdulo. T. Stribling , Wright , Howell , Shepherd , Kelly and Wborry. This was followed by refreshments and then the time was devoted to dancing. The affair was a pronounced success socially and llnnn- clally and rcllcctcd credit upon the lodgo. Louis Littlclleld acted as master of ceremo nies , ably assisted by the lloor committee , Messrs. Evans , Copley nnd T. Htriblinir , and the reception committee , Mrs. II. Uvans , Miss Stribling and Messrs. lionden , Hill , Evans , Copley , T. Striblliig , J. Stribling and J. Douglas , Order oTllio World. A branch ledge of the Order of the World was organized lost Thursday evening nt the Paxton by electing- the following persons ofllem : W. X Nason , past-president ; Ar thur Jncgar , president ; Henry M. Morrow , vice-president : S. K. Hush , secretary ; E. M. Stlcknoy , tieasuror ; ! ' . li Smith , marshal ; \V. 13. Winter , guard ; W. C. McCague , sen tinel ; W. W. Slabaugh , 11. L , . Day and AV , N. Donvnrd , trustees , George W. Collins , who was commissioned by the supreme ledge nt Boston to organize the Oinana ledge , wan elected solicitor , together with C. P. Hellloy. The Omaha ledge begins work with over fifty members , composed of representative business nnd professional men. It is n secret order and designed for social and intellectual improvement , while , at the same time , affordIng - Ing Its members exceptional advantages or mutual life and accident Insurance.V. . H. Hinslor nnd E. II. Shenfoof Council Bluffs wen present and assisted In the ceremonies. I. 0.0. I1. Goodrich ledge gave Its first party of the season Friday night , There was a largo attendance and ft very enjoyable tlmo was h id Dr , Birnoy euros catarrh , Dee bldff. Jeroino 1C. Jcromo has been declared by the metropolitan press the coming playwright. Ilia "MuUtor of Wood barrow" U crowding ; the Lyceum theater at each performance. 1'rior to the production of the play at the Ly ceum , Mr , Jerome was almost unknown , his dramatic effoits having been conllncd to writing ono-net curtain-raisers. In tncsoho has been highly successful In London , Muti E. G. Gilmore and Alex Comstoclc of he Academy , Now Pork , have just closed a contract with Mr. Jeroino wherobvthoy will control the rights in America of all the one- act works of the joung author for the next , brco years. Dr. Charles A. Strong has been appointed decent in psychology nt Clark university. MeGlll university. Montreal , has received $230,000 from Sir Dauald Smith to establish a woman's branch. Pi ol" . William K. Harper of Ynlo Is con sidering an offer of the presidency of the now Chicago university. Eight women attended the school of law of Boston university last year. Now nnd better quarters tire now in preparation for them. Stops are being taken in Troy to erect a monument to the memory of Miss Emma AVil- lard , who did so much for the higher educa tion of women. The Hev. Isaac C. ICctter , Ph. D. , president of the Grove City col'ego ' in Pennsylvania , has been elected piesidcnt of Macalester col- 1 cln Mlnnoiot-i. Ono of the cnief topics of discussion nt the Phil-Hellenic congress which met in Amster dam last week was the decline of Greek us a study in European colleges. Northwestern university at Evanston , 111. , has opened with a largo attendance. By the revaluation of the university property the in come has been Increased -r.'OO.WX ) per annum. The university of Illinois nt Champaign has a very largo attendance this year. About ono hundred nnd sixty now students hnvo entered this fall , swelling the number to MM ) . August von IHilmcritmi , professor of polit ical 1'iwin the university of Heidelberg nnd author of works on the right of asylum nnd the systematialion of international law , is de.id. Ho was born In IS1 , ' . ' . Lnsull .seminary , Auburndnlo , Mass. , 1ms this bummer turned away for want of room as many as it has been able to take. Tlio principal's paity fora trip round the world in eight months staits October 1. A chair of muslo has been established at Ynlo college by ihogilt of SJO.OOO fiom Mrs. Ellen Itattell Eldiidge. Dr. Gustavo I. Stoeckel , who came to the collouo about the same time with President Dwlght , lills the professorship. The married women in the Cincinnati pub lic schools have won a great victory. The boird of education has lolnstated ns teachers the married women recently dropped from the rolls , The votn was 17 to 11 , and this settles the light/which has been going on for a year , and lias occasioned considerable bitterness , A meeting of itho alumni of the Missouri medical eollego was held In St. Lonls at the college building , corner of Jefferson nnd Lucas avenues ; Jor the purpoio of arranging for a convention of the nluimil from nil parts of the Unite-d States to meet In that city on Octobcr4 to celebrate the semi-conteimlal of their alma mater ; The NortliwcJtern university at Evnnston , neir Chicago , the leading Mctliodist school In the west , has elected in Its president Dr. Henry W. Hogcrs. the pist llvo years dean of the law school itrtho university of Michigan. His salary U to bo S3,0 < > 0. Ho graduated from the university at Ann Arbor In 1871. Like tlio newi piesldcnt at Amherst. Dr. Gates , Dr. Uogcrsis not nnonmlncd minister , Doano college , , Crete , Nob. , opened its now year's work vtlthmbout ono hundred and ten students oniollui. Two new teachers bavo been added to the faculty. Prof. JIlKon , a graduate of Brown university , tikes the chair of Latin nnd modern languages. Prof. King assumes charge of the musical conservatory vatory , The outloilc is good. President Perry will spend a year canvassing In the state nnd in the oast. Mr. S. II. H. Clark nnd wlfo Imvo given PMO to tlio college to de fray the expenses ol bringing water Into Merrill hull from the Civto waterworks. M. Po/dncef , a professor of oriental lan guages at the University St. Petsrsbnrg , has discovered In the national library of 1'mlsa Manelm mamiscipt which Is supposed to bo the most ancient known. It consists of Kil leaves of Chinese papyrus , rontalnod in four portfolios of yellow silk , n circumstance which has led scholars to believe that it be longed to an Impeilal library. Tlio heading on the title page Inn been Interpreted to mean "Uookof Words nnd i'limaes , compiled by order and during the sixth jonroftho iclgn of the present M Ing dynasty. " Dr. Hlrnoy euros cutuiTh.Ucobldg. CHRIS COLOMB AND AMERIQUE , Eow Dat Qooda Man Disoov Dees Country Ona Fina Day , CHAUNCEY AT DA GREATA FAIR. Italinno KIn Blfjga Chump , Queen Isabella Giva < la Privntn Yncht and ClniKtoplicro Fluda ( In Simda .Hook. Nnw YOIIIC , Scpt.2-1. [ Special toTirn Ben. ] "Ynh , wot's do matter wit cbu , Italy } I nin't swiped none o' yer banana 'twas ' Sudboy , dero lie's Jist warldn 'round do cormler cull do cop 1" Tills was the remark of a spoiled newsboy to my Italian f richd Pcanutti Frultastand as I approached his place of business yesterday upon tbo Kialto. "Cilia docopl calla do copl You takn mo fora da fool , you scampa nowsaboy ? You gitta out. I calla da cop fora you ; Jugga you fora da flva dol' line and da thirt' days ; you raaUa da monk sick inea , too 1 Hallo , Joa Kerr , " turning to mo "you prct' ' well dessa morn' ! " "Quito well , I thank you , Pcanutti , " I answered. "I thought I'd stop a moment and get those pointers you promised mo on the speech or address you were ( join : ? to pre pare for Mr. Ghnunooy Dcpow to deliver at the opening of the world's Columbian expo sition ut Chlago. Has Mr. Dopcw been around to see you about it yet ? And Imvo you gotten the thing In shape ! " "You bet ! " bo answered , "gotta da speech downa flue grcata speech , glvn da pcop' da trua stor''bout ' how da grcata Christoplicro Colomb' dlscov1 dessa countra make da peon' laugh mea tool" "Well what is It like } Have you got It written out ! " " .Moi No , I not gotta da speech writta out da Mist 'Few doa dat. I gotta du speech Ina da head. " "Well give it to us , " I said. "Givo mo some idea how it goes and how Mr. IJepow will deliver it. " " .Alia right , alia right" said the dago , a smirk tuldng possession of his face as ho straightened up to address animlginary audi ence , "You atanda there. ICccpn still , wattha me. Now , da Mist' 'Pew walha ouu ona da plutaform , deasa way , maka dn bow Ilka decs greata bigga crowd grcata man' peop' da dappada hand Ilia dees da laugh dayell da raisa up maka nolso Ilka da cyaclono. Da Mist' 'Pew maka da Low ninka da smile nodda da bead bow , bow smile , sinilo now on dcoaa side , now on datta sido-alla 'roun' . Den prof miecck da poop' shuttaup , MUt'U'ew putta da Icfta hand ona da breast , Ilka dees , putta da light hand out inuUnda gest' , Ilka deos , clenra da volcn , dcesa way Hum ! A-hum I ! Hub ! Him den walkadowii tea da front. Da crowd ver' still-hciira da gummadrow. Him say Lada an' iruntnman ( do poop' giva da plauso ) I ver1 glad bco you hero. 1 vcr'glnd you notta stay homo. I go'n1 maka speech 'bout ilecsa fair , 1 go'n'tclla you some uu news'bout dat goota greata mun , Christo- phero Colom' . [ Da peop' tlappula hand ; yell Ilka da dcv'.l If Colom1 nev' dlscov' Iloesa Ian J , Chlou ; ' nov' linvu da dirt r.trcet Chlcag" iiov' hava do soft coal rnuka da whlta man Ilka da nig. [ U'lnusc. ] t'hleag1 nev' havuda 1'hlla Armour to packa da pork , maka da soup nn1 kllladn hcg. Chicng1 not linvadn Mayor Cregicr to runna da town dees way. If da greata Chris not llnd Amerifme , Chmig1 nev' hava du grippa car , liesbava da Parma house , nov' hava da Wldpplo innii atta Audltorla hoatcl to lumanib' alia da names an' da num' ofada four.i liund' rooms. Chlcag1 nov' hava da noth1 when dat groatn man not find doesn land. Wo not sltta here. I not maka da speech ; Pearwtti not sella da hanan' , Mlnnonp1 not light Hnlnta Paul , Mil- nwauk1 not drlnka da beer , Snlnta Loucosn not havuda vellda proph1 proccsh' , Host"n not ( Mtn da bean , 1'hilcdelp' notln sleep , rail- ronda men nov1 maka da strike , da rcpab' part' ' runna du whola biz , da democrata gang nev' live. [ Grcata 'plauso , much slapna da hands. ] Yes , gentaincn , decs giva tnoda mucha , pleas' , to inccta you an' huva da greata tall ; 'bout dat greata man. Ddt ono bigga shame dat dcesa land have no grancla inoiiuincntl for . da greata Chris. Ev' clt' ought hava ono bigga nion1 fora him. You gotta dat all wrong 'bout how him find Ainerijue. IIow la know ! Decs' ! way : My goota friend Peanutl ! Fruitastand live In du Now.i York. Him sella da fruit , sella da banan' sella da omgo , sella da peanutti doa da goota bU on da Broadaway , Newa York. Him da nnnccbtor of da greata Chris. Him bclon i to ua Colomb' lam' . Uoota man ! [ Greata . 'plausc' ! ] Ina dn archives ofa da fain' him gotta da stralghta hist. Him giva me datta hist' ilka decs : Mya dad mar-r-r-lcd. Marrrono gotta - - - - - - ono nnma Colomb' . She mya moth' . Coloinb' hcra fam' name clear baoic to da greata Chris , Da Chris notta know her notta know me. D.it noa dll' him mya rclesh alia da same. Wo gotta trua Mist' 'bout how him discov1 decs land. I tclla you da stralghta goods. When dat grcata man linlsh datta jjb him goa back to Italia an' take da goota longa rest. Datta trip to Amerinue maka him da ver-r-r tiered mca too ! When him goa 'way him icr-r-r poor when him gitta back ( ilka da goota Alderman orada congressman ; him rich. vc r-r-r Live Ilka dude , Hava da dand' homo da slika onico da grcata snap. So ono llda day wlien him feelada pret 'mucha bet , ' him no tea da telnphona. li-r-r-r-inga da bell. Calla da hole hello ! Putta da horn tea da head. Deesa way , an' say. "Give mo da connect' four-sicUaty-one , Genoa. " Den him wait da quite while , taka da lit' nap while da contra 1 girl maka da conne ct.1 Pret'soon ' ono swceta volco slide downa da wire him him ina da neck. Him waka up an * say "Helical datta you.Uomolai ah J YesiV111 you please huva da good 'nough come to mya ofo' bring 'longa da typewrita maelilne , want writa da hist' mva trip to Ameriquo. Gotta dat ! Well , gittada move on quick.Vc wntta datta hist' outada sight putta da French. ! cover on. Nnma it , ' yhat taNot. " "Krootjer Snootza , " or bomo goota name like dat. Wo gitto da nowspup' to giva da book da bada crltizlzo gitta da Mist' Cotnastoek aft' us. Ua book sell Ilka da fun wo maka da mon' . When da sweeta Itomola hoara dat she pressa da but' ringa da bell calla da groina giva him du 'ord to hitch upu da horse tea du Hannsom. Him doa dat , Den Homola , da typowrita queen , tnka da drive tea da house ofu da Coonb' ! . Da Chris inccta her atta da door- give her da goota smack da sweetu kiss Una dn 'Mericano business man. Dey hava da nice chat da goota vis' den da Mist' Colomb' say : "You bring data machine ! Ycsf Goota act 1 Wo write datta hist' I doa dat dickatsta act , you doa da typewrita aet , joua bet. Den htm talk llkn dees wnv. How I llnd Ameriquo : llyDantolnfer.no Chrlstophero Colombo. Mya nnmo Christoplicro Colombo , I am da George Wash of Amcrinuo da fath' ofa da countra. I dlscov' datta land , I gitta born in da Genoa longa time ago. I goa not much tea dn school dat malu mo tired , Mya fath' maka mo work Ina da macaroni fuet' . Notta much ! dat malm mo tired too. Too mueha work not sulta da It il- nno man inea too. I skippa da tralloo , Goa to Homo. Holla da banan' ina dn bask' ona < la nrm-makada lit'inon' snva da mon' . Son cu da mon' "way till 1 gitta da big 'noucha w.id to buya da Imnda org" nnd da cutca lit' inon't' ' Den la triiv' goa ev' ' place malm da mooi" maka da mon' hava da fungit da gooli grub make , da masii maka da love. Mya dad write "you coma back , " la wrllo "Notta much ; dcesa life sulta mo tea da dot. You maka da macaroni I mnUu da moir maka dn love makn da grcata name. Uoesu eaith not big 'nough fora mo , 1 go'u' Hn' some more. You wanta mo comeback back to Genoa i No. Genoa too much lllcn da St. Louis dead. Hat maka da monk'sick men too ! Goota by I D.i monk'stay ona da mad mca tool Ciiitisroi'iicuo , " AVboi niyn fnth' read dattn let'him ' gitta mnd tcnuula hair -ialsa Ned , Him Miyi "Dat boy llkn da monk'-nno dutnba fool muka mo giow old disngraco mya fam' . " Hut dat innlui noa dlf da monk' trav' alia da satno men too I Dcesa way wo learn da gcog ofa da land. Wo goa roun' nn1 roun'alia ' tlmo como back satra place , I say : ' 'DccMa earth not so flat nsa da reap' . Dossa earth Ilka mya head- rouud1 1 tclla dut tea da mouU' da monk1 nodda da head Ilka him would say : "Grcata head ! Chris-Ureata head. " Datta idee stlcka to mo Ilka da hmk to da dg , I telln da Itnllnno king. Him say- ; " "Colombo , you one hlggn chump' ( k-ca caiL/d flat , Other side have only da ono a clt'-i , Salnta Paul nn' dut alia wind , colda weatl ' an1 boom.Vo don'ta want It. You halfa witta dago , fooli ( Juinn Wany git up ono bigga syndicata , bnyn da twlna scrown-ship an' givoyou one pickanlcka sal ! . Notta much. Grov' Clove' notta ran dees ! gov' ' deesa no dcinocrnt.1 freca trnda land. YOU go tea da dev'-go tea Spain Queen Isabella notta smnit. You worita her. bha ( jlva you da softa snap. la go. Plnyn da Spanish cavallero ona di org' , da queen sticka da head outn da wind' , dn monk' taka olTa d.1 cap' mea too. la bay : "Ooota morn' ! " She s > av : "Youa bet. JMA riVi01'1 ! * loot1.mora' ! - Whut tn you wmf.t Job ! A la say : "Yes , wanta ship. Wnnta'scov' Ameriquo. She say : Oharut ! Datla plncn noa good. D.it whera da Susa A nth , ' liva. Uat whera da Pucka ana da Lifa rnis.i dnchessanut ; dat whera da TomnwNajU maka daplckaturo ; whera da Maega Mitch ell runna da show ; whera da Hoffman house runna da bar. O , yes , I lika sco datta phuu ver' much. IIow mucn datta cost , Chris * ' ' la say. "Notta much. I want ono linc.t bhip , da big lot mon' , da plent' salln men , den Iiro'way ; lind dntta land ; givea you d * whola biz. " "Well , " she say , "I notta know Mist1 Coloinb' . I gotta put dem Mcctrh-ka wire * ina da ground. Gotta put ono ea belli road on da Hroadway. Oottn order .some beer from Mlhvatik' ; HOIDO Hour from da Mir.nc- ai'j | now sealaskin saequo Iroina da Mist1 u'nnninako. ( Jotta give ono cxpoiish or d , ! Freneha peop'knocka mo out. No , t'lu-lsto- ' Ihero , dat cost too much. You wanta di ! enrtn. " "Notta much , " T say ; "Jest onoa-hnlf ' Den she say : "Well , I tclla you what you tnka my privntn yacht dn Atalantn go ov1 da wat' , llnd datta land , Stick upp.i d , ! Sp.dn flag ; biing somea Americano pee > v long back ; I giva yon da Madrid post.ioft * ' Dattn proposlsh hittn mo Ina da neck. MI taka da Job , taka da yacht , sail ov1 da wat1 sail da greata longa time noa lamir * ITCV land-Justa wat' wnt' , wat' ' alia da tlmo. Dn saila men gitta tired. Wanta strike wantn put mo ina da soup. I eeg "Wait onca moro day-I glya you da big Macaroni din' nnd da redda Chlanti wine. " Daa catehs da Itutiauo men. I3cy wait. Nexa morn' I looka out , Seca da land- , raiia da men wo scca ono innii on da bboie. Him upa stump-big tulla pole. Hiino wavft newspad' Ina da hand. I calla out- , ( "Ah thcro-Is ! deesa land Aincrlqii" " Him say ' < Youa bot-Decs ! Sana HoclC , whoyoul" lu say-"Chri'Jtoihero ) Colomb' , I tlnda you out. AVhoyoul" " Him say , -'Mo ? who mol nigga Inj1 I run deesa land. I ono Journallsta man.Vhnttj \ ; Want dlscov' ' Ameriquo" I say. Den him say "well , putta da bl.i wnntnd. in alia da nowsapaps Datta how llnd whattn youi wnnt here. Dat mnka you rich. Oa Peara boapa man gitta rich dntta way du Sapollo peop' da Scottu Coda Llva Oil Doy maka du mon' datta way hero. " I giva da man' dund. Walt fora daans' ' flnda Auicrljuc ( > , goa back. Giva da queen i newaland. Datta all. " "Joi : Kiiiit. ' ' Dr. 23Inioy cures uaturrli , Hco bldg Ordcrotl to Iiiliiiic. ( | Second Lieutenant. I. M. Arrasinlth , Second infantry , has been ordered lo proceed to Duhuquo , Hiiilington and Jfeokuk , Ja , in th ( ) order named , in charge of tlio regimental crultingfor tlio Sooml Infantry. live thousand dollars Imi boon iiii by congress to ho exix-ndcd In iVKinnio * eiultlng throughout tlto dllTereiit states. ThH plan of siioelnl recruiting has been adopted with the view of obtaining nn excellent class of men for the army , to bo taken from the 11 itionul guard of tno dllTereiit blatcs and from the suburban towns , Dr. Birnoy , nebo mid throat , 13co bldy. Nat Goodwin's season opoin October 4 alj Minneapolis. Mabel Amber , who Imt season supported Louis Jamoi , will bo his leadin Dr. IJIrnoy eurc catarrh , Heo Uldjj ,
