Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, August 31, 1890, Part Two, Page 13, Image 13

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    THE OftlAEA DAILY BEE , 8TODAY ? ± AUGUST 31 , 1890-TWENTr PAGES.
' WHEN TOU BUY OF THE MANUFACTURER
MEN'S SUITS. Handsome YOU SAVE THE MIDDLEMEN'S PROFIT , BUT THAT IS NOT THE ONLY ADVANTAGE IN BUYING
. OF US. WE NOT ONLY MANUFACTURE OUR OWN CLOTHING , BUT WE MANUFACTURE | J
TO SELL AT RETAIL IN OUR STORES IN ALL THE PRINCIPAL CITIES. THIS PLACES US IN
Well tailored All Wool Suits , in latest Fall styles and Souvenir THE POSITION OF YOUR MERCHANT TAILOR IN REGARD TO TRIMMINGS. WORKMANSHIP
fabrics . AND WEAR ; FOR WE CANNOT THROW THE RESPONSIBILITY FOR INFERIORITY UPON ANYONE
made for
, this market. In fit and finish
equal to mer FOR THE LADIES. , . . ONE ELSE , AND TRUST TO OFFERING YOU ANOTHER MAKER'S GOODS THE NEXT TIME
chant tailor's work , at but a fraction of their prices , Business Dcaultful Souvenirs for the jjontlomcn. - * YOU WANT A SUIT.
and Dress AttrnctlTO Souvenirs for the children. WE GUA.HANTIS.IS OUR. GARMENTS , AND LEAVE THG
Suits made at our factory at factory prices. See Given to each visitor at our formal * QUESTION OFOUR CLAIM TO IxOWliST PlilGlUS IN OMAHA. TO YOUR
prices and garments in our windows. opening Wednesday , September 3d. r f OWN GOOD JUDGMENT.
* FALL OVERCOATS.
\ f
* ' * 4 All the new Fall patterns and cuts just in. Stylish , proper ,
durable , and at prices to suit every purse ,
Trotisers from $2L tip Browning ; King & Co !
All worth twice the money we ask , We maufacture them to
sell as leaders.
OUR SPECIAL PRIDE IS THE
MAGNIFICENT CHILDREN'S Department.
where we have more goods , more room , and more variety in children's wear
than any other house west of New "York. The entire second floor ( reached by
' * , . " new safety elevator ) is devoted to this department. Handsome reception room
and ladies' toilet room attached. Ladies are requested to utilize these accom
modations wlien down town. They are always welcome.
SPECIAL SALE ON SCHOOL SUITS THIS WEEK.
Gents' Furnishings.
Browning ; King & Co. An entirely new line of every article of Gents' ' Furnishings ,
Underwear , Collars , Cuffs , Shirts , Gloves , Socks , Ties ,
Silk Handkerchiefs , etc. We take great pride in this depart
ment , and greater pride in the low prices at which we sell the
articles.
THE WEEK OF THE FAIR
ISTHETIME WE HAVE SELECTED TO ADVERTISE OUR NEW STORE TO THE PEOPLE OF
OMAHA AND VICINITY. NO ADVERTISEMENT IS SO GOOD AND NO IMPRESSION IS SO LAST
ING AS THAT MADE THROUGH THE MEDIUM OF mXTRA.OR.DIN.AR.'Y Formal Opening ! Our Hat Department
VAlxUBS. THESE WE GIVE THIS WEEK IN EVERY DEPARTMENT. THE LOW
PRICES ARE TOO NUMEROUS TO QUOTE , FOR THEY EXTEND TO EVERY GARMENT AND
ARTICLE ON OUR THREE DOUBLE FLOORS. WEDNESDAY , SEPT. 3.
FORMAL OPENING ON WEDNESDAY , SEPTEMBER 3 , DAY AND EVENING , A HANDSOME Deserves a visit before you buy your Fall Hat. The Fall
SOUVENIR TO EVERY PERSON VISITING US THAT DAY.
STORE OPEN EVERY EVENING. Day and Evening , and winter styles are just in. Soft and Stiff Hats at prices
Everyone Invited , that are new to the Omaha trade. We allow no one to undersell
BROWNING KING & CO.
, . , sell us.
S. W. Cor , 15th and Douglas.
" " IN THE BALMY SOUTH ,
/A. Glympse of the Belles Boyoud the Mason
and Dixon Line.
BRILLIANT AND STATELY WOMEN ,
Fair Dnmsols to "Whom the Mnscullno
Heart Is Wax Men With Do-
llrluin Trcmoiis mid Saluta
"With Slow Fever.
: , Wnirn Sni.mun Srnixos , W.
V" . , August 23. [ Special to TUB BKEj-"But
I don't ' think our mon would llko It I" Two
jOft brown eyes nro looking up Into yours ,
lid these words are coming out from two
rosy lips. It's tbo hello of the White Sul
phur Springs giving you her opinion as to
what "our men liko. " From her youth up
her brother has bcou trained to wait on bcr ;
also from her youth up she has been trained
to glvo you the pretty Httlo thank you , the
affectionate llttlo nod , the caressing word
that Is so delightful to the heart of mnn , and
which makes all the difference between the
woman nnd the shirt-front.
HOW TUB SODTIIUP.N DELLn LOOKS.
It Is the shirt-front that she thinks "our
men" wouldn't llko much. The shirt-front
in all Its glory and grandeur stiff nnd im
maculate. And to bo n llttlo bit subtle , she
is deploring in it the Influence of the whlto
linen. She stands up , nnd with her hands
behind her , llko the picture of Dorothy Teu-
nunt , says , "How would I look In a shirt and
jnckutl" Well , it's a funny thing , but you
don't conjure up n picture of bow she
would look In a shirt and coat , but you sco In
stead how she does look in a white mull
frock , n broad sash about her waist , n bodice
that Is V shaped at tbo throat both back nnd
front , nnd gives you a tantalizing glimpse of
a white throat , n head crowned with soft
brown hair , and n half French , bale Ameri
can fdco glowing at you.
TUB WATS OP 1'AIIt SOCTHnnXEHS.
She has a happy tlmo of it this bcllo of
the Whlto Sulphur springs for llfo here Is a
scales of dances , mint Juleps , nnd admiration.
She can dance until bcr satin slipper Is worn
threadbare and doesn't tiro. She docs not
" * > ij | | 1r so many juleps , but she manages to Im
bibe them as a bird might , her pretty face
showing above tbo bunch of green llko the
llowor that It Is. Sbo is ndorod by young
and old , and the secret of her popularity lies
in this fact , that sho'll glvo up a dance with
the man whoso heart Is all her owu to hobble
through ono with old Tom Gordon , who will
persist in dancing , though ho has a wooden
log , but who fought alongside of papa and
vonco saved him from being killed during the
vrar. She has a femlnlno Interest In frills and
frivols , but , llko her English cousin , rather
inclines to cotton frocks and to wear tier lost
gown on ono occasion and the ono that was
new lost summer on nnothor , whllo the "real
old ono" frequently describes the limits of
her wardrobe. Of course there nro women
hero who dress superbly , much moro magnifi
cently than nt many of tlio northern watering
places , but they nro the wives cither of to
bacco kings or railroad capitalists. Tbo toft
southern speech and the pretty southern gal
lantry Is infectious , am ) hard-hearted , cioss-
gralnod old brokers find themselves saying
pollto nothings nnd making awkward but
vrcU-rnonut bows to whoever may have at
tracted their admiration. The northern man
is ns wax in tbo hands of the southern woman
tind if she had fought the war sho'd have won
.it , for she never would havoglvmi up whllo
there had been a mnn to compliment. She
jdoesn't tight bcr lee with the tlcrco weapons
/of sarcasm and wit , but with the pIUuil ro-
nuest to bo told nil about something , because
"you kuow so much" nnd the coquettish in-
fiulry , "Now stop thinking about all the
Croat problems that are In your mind and toll
mo how you think f lookl1' ' Undoubtedly In
Jbo south the f cmlnlno clement it the stronger ,
and in the hands of its women llcth salva-
tion.
IICU U3IXn3 ENTElirjlISE.
In the first place , they are not ashamed to
Oo honest , womnnly work , and in the next
place , the neighbor who doci not have to
, vorlc recognizes the gautUlty ( that's a good
ild-fashloned word I ) of the worker , and the
girl who saves the money to got her mull
gown by selling tbo early strawberries or
raising a bed of violets and sending them to
northern florists to bo coined Into gold. Is not
less raspcctcd because of It , but la applauded
by having people say , "What a clover girl
Jlra Gordon's Nannlo Is. " You can't but ad-
mlro this regard for the worker , and you can
not but think that to work fnr womanly bo-
ionglngs nnd in a womanly way is tbo best
method of encouraging men to work ,
surronnso WOUTIILESS > tnx.
The best way to make a lazy man n busy
ono is to force him to roallzo that the women
of tbo family have no Idea whatever of earn
ing his trousers for him ; but whllo things
look dark are willing to do the best for them
selves and the children. If ho Is a strong ,
capable man bo can got his own broad and
liU own belongings. Cut unfortunately tbo
southern women who have mnilo money have
lavished it too many times on worthless , lazy
mon. A woman said to rae the other day ,
"Did yoxt ever know n successful southern
women who did not have three or four other
people to keopi" I bad to confess I did not ,
and added as long as there nro old woraon
and children it was all right ; but when it
came to big , lazy , bandsomo men I wanted to
rise up in my recently acquired English flesh
and knock down every man who wasn't old
enough to put In an aged men's homo , wbo
lot a woman take euro of him. Invalids and
drunkards would of course bo debarred from
this combat , for women have been taking care
of drunkards ever since tbo world began ,
and probably -will contlnuo to do so as long
ns the world lasts. I really bellovo tbo
average woman would rather nurse a man
through an attack of delirium tremens a
bad , human man , than take care of n saint
throughh an attack of low fovcr.
CUICICENSNI ) INFANTS.
But to return to what's going on hero. If
anything , the Julopsaro slightly sweeter , tbo
whisky used in thorn has a moro oily taste I
mean this In a complimentary sense , for the
whisky that rasps the throat h not conducive
to tbo 303-of a julop. It must go down in a
slow sort of tobboggan fashion and all the
whllo you are smelling the spicy llnvnr of
mint and wondering who first discovered it ,
and who inndo the first combination of
whisky , mint , and sugar , inivo It its title , and
made it ono of the great seductions of the
south. You may go declaring you do not
llko thorn ; you may have an English prefer
ence for brandy and soda ; you may announce
that the campagno cup scorns to touch your
heart In n faclnatlng way , but onto your foot
is on the natlvo heath of the southern girl
you meekly bow down to Juleps , accept the
ono that is sent to you after the morning
dance , and wonder how you over
thought anything else worth drink
ing. Next to the Julep comes the
consumption , of chicken , and though you
think chicken a peed thing in its xvay , and
undoubtedly healthful , It does seem surpris
ing to see thcso southern women take It meal
after meal and prefer it to the jucleat steak ,
the most underdone roast beef that over was
served. Do they bopo to become angels In
thlswayl Are the feathers growing out of
their shoulders , or do they think some
special virtue lies In it that will niuko them
young forever )
If ouo wera honestly asked what Is the
chief Industry of the south , ono would hon
estly have to reply the infant ouo , for no
body has lesa than four children , and most
people run thirteen and llftoen. At a wed
ding given near this place not very Ions ago.
the great desire of the bride was to Isoop an
old darkey , named Aunt Lizzie Howard.away
from bcr , because sbo possessed a inystlo
power known as "tho laying on of hands , "
and which ensured tbo happy couple a hoiij-
sotno and healthy pair of babies before the
year was over.
A uou > ninovr'i SHOCKING riCTDiiB.
Everyl Jy that is , everybody that la In
the swim , l having her photograph taken by
the amateur , the result being inoro interest
ing than artistic. If the artist has any tool
ing of tenderness toward hb subject the pic
ture will bo a positive failure ; for his "desire
to touch her foot , place each hand Just so , to
turn her f aca Just as ho thinks It ought to bo
which requires nn immense amount of labor
the result Is usually ono where there Is a
blurred lot of femininity and a lot of ruffles
shown. But Just take a Jolly party who are
In for a good tlmonnd , saucy Alias Port who
between you ami mo , is a Yankee leans
against tall Tom Bovcrly , whoso robot father
was killed In the lost war , In the position of
the Huguenot lovers. Because John Wlllais
fell in love with his wifowhen ho painted
tbat picture , it goes without saying that be
fore a week's over tbo Bovcrleys will bo re
garding Miss Pert as a "nlco llttlo
thing , " Jack will bo adoring her , nnd the old
story will bo worked out with the nhotograph
machine. Commonplace , isn't itl Do you
think It isl Never whllo the world goes
round 1
There is a saucy widow here who thought
sho'd show some of. the girls how they looked
when they drank a llttlo too much , so sbo
posed In a hammock as bning in a drunken
slumber with a French novel In her lap nnd a
lot of empty bottles on the ground about her
feet that photograph is equal to llfty torn-
pornnco lectured , and It ought to bo bought
up by tbo Women's Christian Temperance
union ( and the rest of the alphabet ) and ills-
scmlnntod as a warning to tbo young women
of the Innd. A woman who is n noted house
keeper didn't propose to bo left out of the
photographic craze , so while the amateurs
were nt work she sent out , berne by the
blackest of Hobcs , a tray covered
with glasses of foamy cgg-nogg : this
was too good to ba lost , so ono
of the girls was quickly popped Into tbo
hammock , and behind IHT stood the dusky
servitor with her snowy beverages. It U un
necessary to say that this came out beauti
fully , and the effect of it was such that the
work stopped , and the people had time to look
at each other from some other than the
standpoint of the camera. ITor pure outrag
eous lovo-nukinir I would commend the general -
oral youth to photographic apparatus ; bis
opportunities are many , mid ho ha ? Httlo wit
if ho deus not know how to make the best of
thorn.
thorn.WOMAN'
WOMAN' THE CIMWS OP CREATION1.
But here everything returns to woman-
she is supremo. And I will tell you why men
llko southern women.
Because they are affectionate ; they novcr
lose an opportunity to give a kiss , say a
pleasant word , or to do n kindly dcod for the
man who rules their hearts.
Because they do not gossip very much ,
homo , children nnd husbands usually forming
a world big enough for thotn.
Because , whllo they nro Intelligent woraon ,
they don'tquito llko some of tuo latter-day
hooks , they don't understand the mystery of
Dorian Gray , nnd they adore a love story.
It's love , love , love , that makes the south
ern girl go round every girl expects to pot n
husband and to love him , nnd she's seldom
disappointed. Like Lady Amanda , she orlcs
"gracious heavens I" nnd throws horaclf Into
the arms of Lord .Mortimer , nnd way down
fcouthin Dixie Lord Mortimer Is always ready
to receive hor. And ho ought to bo , oughtn't
hoi BAU
Dr. Dlrnoy cures catarrh , Boo Wdf * .
, Vcrj- Close to It.
I asked an old colored man who was
rolling cotton In a warehouse In JIacon ,
eayau mi tor in the Now York Sun ,
whether iimny of his race didn'tsycculnto
moro or loss in the staple , and 1m
promptly replied :
"Jloaps of "cm , sail. "
"Did you over buy any futures your-
BOlfV
"N not V.nollysali , but I cum mighty
clus to Itonco. "
"AVlmt stopped you ? "
"Do purlooco , sah. "
"Hut why ? "
uKuso I "was gwlno out of do yard nt
night wld 200 pounds of cotton on my
buck. "
Aniioiiucoiiirnt.
C. B. Moore & Co. have been appointed
wholesale agents for tbo celebrated waters of
Uxcclslor Springs , Missouri. -
IT MS A FULL TACHION ,
Experiences Daring a Two Weeks' Outing in
Central Now York.
EXCITING SPORTS AND PASTIMES ,
Undo Si Goes to Church , Kills a role-
cat , ia Almost Caught for a
Sticker and Enjoys Him
self Generally.
The boys nil know rno when I came back
and took my seat at the old desk. Evidently
I haven't changed much , in appearance since
I started on ray summer vacation. And wha
a vacation It was. Away less than two weeks
still so much was crowded into that short
space of time that it seemed as though
months had dapped slnco work was deserted
for pleasure.
I have been to Now York not to the
crowded city , but to the country in the cen
tral part of the state. Away from the rail
roads , surrounded hy lakes and woods and
glens , It was Just tbo place for rest. And I
rested , although retiring1 to sleep every night
thoroughly fatigued. But It was a fatlguo
which did a man good and made his rest the
sweeter tind bis snovo the stronger.
I " " with the "douiinlo" of
"put up" n coun
try church nnd so was received Into the
'highest social circles" of the llttlo
village. I say llttlo village because
whllo it has 3,700 inhabitants , 1,700 of them
nro underground. The cemeteries nro
crowded nud now 01103 nro being laid out ,
whllo the town Itself has the appearance of
being la the sear-nnd-yollow-leaf stage of
life.Vhlto heads and gray hoards predomi
nate , and everybody takes life easily. Youug
men nro few and far between , and push and
enterprise are thing } of the almost forgotten
past.Whilo
While tlio town has no railroad , it has the
ghost of ono n grade. Seventeen years ago
the road was begun , the line .graded , iron
bridges built , and then the projectors became
discouraged and abniidonea the enterprise. I
walked along the roadbed , across the rotted
timbers of a b rid go approach , and thought of
the dead booms whlcu. were laid awuy so
tearfully when the r.Ulroad was abandoned ,
and the solid Iron of the bridge boomed a
monument to their memory.
Sunday I wcntto meeting with the preacher
In the old "onn ness shay. " Out In the coun
try , with no other structures in sight save
the horseaeds and the grave stones , stood
the ctmrcii. But on the road leading from
the four points of the Compass stiiugs of ve
hicles were drawing u\i and depositing tuclr
human freight on the- front porch of the
mooting house. The people stopped and
chatted , juld visits to the grave yard sur
rounding the church , 'and then tiled In and
took their seats boforoftuoipulpit.
When I entered tno plain-looking building
end was ushcied Into * the front now , I was
given a genuine surprise. Spacious , hand
somely carpeted , beautifully decorated ,
over } thing harmonious , heated by steam.
With possibly one or two exceptions , there Is
not a church In Omaha which can compare
witbtbU "mcctln" house" in Now York.
And still It is located In the open country ,
away from all business and residences , unit
the congregation comes from a radius of
seven miles. Evidently going to church Is
moro a "part of business there than In the
rushing west , Death seems nearer in a
"deml" town and the people are evidently
pro pat Ing for the "great change. "
Speaking of death reminds rno of life In
surance agents. I mot ono while I was away
who was a dandy. Ho was fishing and BO
was I. AVe wcro on the banks of tbo beauti
ful Kouka lake at O-go-ya-go. The flsh
didn't blto very hard and tha Insurance
jKcnt was disgusted. Ho walked over to mo
mid opened conversation. I kept on flihing ,
Ho said ho bellovod ho had seen mo hoforo ,
I shook my head. Ho thought 1 was inU-
taken. I still nodded negatively. Where
did I como from ] The westl Did I carry
llfo Insurances ! All thli time 1 kept ou fill
ing , but when ho spoke of Insurance I saw
the fish leave in shoals. I bnuled In ray lino.
Then ray new-found friend began angling
for mo In earnest. Ho baited his book with
the clangors or railroad travel , but didn't got
n bite. Then bo changed tackle , referred to
lake disasters , stoainbout explosions , drown-
iups , etc. I was still shy. Ho spoke of heart
disease , apoplexy and typhoid fever. I nib
bled just to show him I was sorry ho was
playing In luird luck. 1 will never repent of
my rashness. Ho booked mo , There was no
more fishing fnr fisii ; ho had a human on his
hook and ho played hard to lund him. It was
an exciting struggle , lasting all day in spite
of my utmost efforts. When the steamer
was re.tdy to leave ho was still bent on his
nefarious work nnd continued it during the
passage toPcnn Ynn. There bo reached for
mo with his landing not , but 1 escaped him.
His parting words wore :
"I can take you to my oftlco and insure you
in ton minutes and you'll ' have live minutes
to catch the train. "
I caught the train , but uninsured.
I met a man from Denver. Ho told mo
nbout the great west , with Denver right in
the center of it nnd the only prosperous city
in the whole region. When ho found I "was
from Omaha ho. got mad and wouldn't talk ,
"Tho laJy from Chicago , " was taking a
trip and ran" across my pathway. She didn't
scorn to bo having a good time , Once in a
whllo .sho brightened up when Informing anew
now acquaintance of her place of residence ,
"the city that's going to have the world's '
fair , you know. " She advertised the Windy
city by comparing everything she saw with
Chicago sights , and the only time she mani
fested real pleasure was in passing a pig sty ,
when sue remarked that the air was "do-
llghtful , so like Chicago , "
The east Is a great country. It's the place
for sports , Think of two weeks shooting
woodchucks , snnriiur frogs , catchliiR turtles ,
hunting hen's eggs , going perryliig , attend
ing a church picnic , feeding a threshing mn-
chlno , milking the cows , killing a polecat ,
swimming in the mill pond , wading In
marshes for cattails , going to town for the
mail nnd fighting mosquitoes at night.
There's a full vacation for you.
UNCJLE Si.
Dr. Blrney euros catarrh , Bee Udg.
J'Kl'J'EItJIZA TJUIl OPS.
Very few ] persons can hold their own on
their lirst sea voynge.
Odd , isn't ' It , that a knight can bo entitled
to tbo degree of A. M. 1
"Great cry and little wool" Is the way a
birth Is heralded in New Guinea ,
The professional diver seldom falls In busi
ness , but ho is continually going under.
'Crops are short this year , " remarked the
convict ns the barber took off the hist hair.
Spain lial made Morocco como to terms.
The emperor says there will bo no Moor trou
ble.
ble.Tho
The English have bough tall the American
breweries and are now going for tuo Becrlng
sea.
sea.About
About the first thing that strikes the mnn
who runs aaway Is tbo scarcity of places to
run to.
The nickol-ln-tho-slot machine never robs
Itself. When It is not , working It keeps the
nickel.
The poet Is ati idyl fellow , nnd that's prob
ably why the public stanza verso to being ode
by him.
A love letter Is never so Interesting to
other people as It is to the lovers themselves ,
but It is a good deal moro amusing.
The reason why they kill spring chickens
is because they are of no earthly use except
la n commercial way after they quit laying.
Timid Wooer Gladys. I've Leon calling on
you for a long time. Gladys ( yawning )
Yes , longer than you can Imagine. Why ,
that clock is at least half an hour slow.
"I'arUor , " cried his lordship to his valet ,
"listen ; there Is a band approaching tosor-
cnado us. Can you catch the tunol" "You
nro wrong , mo lud , " returned Parker j "that
Is not a band-it ; Is a rcosqulto. "
A fashion writer sayi thnt a person who Is
well shod , well gloved , and whoso headgear
is what it should bo is always certain of con-
sidcratlon. It may bo remarked with still
greater truth that the person who Is "well
heeled " has a mortgage on tbo cntiro visible
supply of tbat article.
Dr. Dlrnoy cures catarrh , Boo Dldg.
Drink Exo.'IslorSpnngs MUsouri waters.
THE LOYES OF THE OTOES ,
An Aforotirna Drama With All the Embel-
D ishmeut of a Modern Setting.
HOW EAGLE EYE WOOED WILD GOOSE ,
An Indian Story or Hcnl Ijlfo That
Rivals Shakespeare's Tlomco *
anil Juliet The Tragedy
* ofGrcegsport 1HI1.
NEBRASKA. Cnr , Nob. , August 30. [ Special
to TUB BEE.I Away back la the tlmo
when Nebraska City and the surrounding
country was yet in its swaddling clothes , and
the white mnn was a stranger here , a real
drama of llfo was enacted upon a rude stngo ,
the scenlo effects of which , being furnished
hy nature.
The actors in this real drama of llfowhich
was witnessed by your correspondent's in
formant , who was at that time nn attache of
old Fort Kearney , were untutored in tbo flue
art of the mimic stage , for they were aoori-
( jines , who claimed tribal relations with the
Otoes and Pawnees , and ia those days had
their abode comfortably , and sometimes un
comfortably near Nebraska City.
The drama was a rough imitation of the
parts of Uomoo nud Juliet , nnd Its tr.igio
ending not unlike tbo last sccno at the tomb
of the Capulcta.
The fair Juliet in this real drama was
known by a name not so euphonious , but
probably more appropriate , for she proved
the "Wild Gooso" of the chase , as well as the
Wild Geese of the Pawnees , nnd her Itonioo
was a bloodthirsty Otoo Indian , known to
the natives round about as Hog Mouth.
Ills Indian title was moro rcilned and
harder to pronounce , but wus abbreviated by
tbo settlers to plain Hog Jiloutli for con
venience sake , because his strikingly hum- ]
some fcatuics suggested the porcine patro
nymic.
The other star actor of this star company
was ono Eagle Eye , a I'awuoa bravowho was
known as the laziest Indian in the territory ,
and yet the smoothest tbief in all the settle-
mcnt.
mcnt.Whllo Eagle Eye loved the Wild Geese of
his tribe with all the fervor , n lazy , thieving.
Indian was capable of , yet It was no circum
stance when compared with his hatred for
the handsome Hog Mouth of the Otocs.
The latter gentleman owed hln facial de
formity to a midnight attack nt some
earlier period , nnd ho possessed a secret
Dullovothat Kaglo Eye should bo held re
sponsible for his deformity.
It was apparent that wnllo they wcro both
in love with Wild ( Jooso , they had 110 love
for each other , and it occasioned llttlo talk In
the village \vhou Kaglo Kyo crawled into the
settlement ouo line morning with his body
punctuiod with holes , for It was known that
Hoi ; Mouth c-.irrlcd a wicked knife.
Nor was It a surprho after Eagle eye had
recovered , to learn that Hog Mouth's ugli
ness had Increased and that ho was minus
ono eye.
Hut thcscsklrmlshcswcro only tbo advance
agents of a grout throc-rltig ci rents perform
ance which waa nbout to tuuu place.
Wllk Goose was partial to the Otoo bravo ,
and bcr I'awnco admirer sought for bloody
revenge. Ono night In the full of n year hi
tbouaily CO's , Wild Geese stele from the
tents of her people to meet her picturesque
Otoo lover. The wandered along tlio towering
blutfs that skirt the murky Missouri on
Greggsport bill , unconscious of the fact that
behind them death lurked in the person of
Eagle Kyo.
The attack must have been quick and < lo-
cislvo , for when the dead bodies of Hog
Mouth and Wild Geese \\cro found thy next
morning there wax no evidence of a struggle.
They had mot a swift and sudden death at
the hands of the murderer.
Eagle IS.VQ disappeared from tuo sccno of
action and \vo uuver ngulu neon in the sottlo-
incnt , but it was generally believed tbut ho
had met his deserved futo nt the bands of his
own people.
Hoi ; Mouth and Wild Geese were burled
together xvhoro they were found , with a complete -
plote outfit to start housokeLMiIng In tha
happy hunting grounds , nnd their bones re
mained undisturbed until n short time ago
when their burial place was needed for mod
ern improvements , and it is believed tbat tha
skeletons recently unearthed at that spot
wcro those of the murdered Indian bravo aud
bis dusky fitincce.
Dr. Birnoy curea catarrh , Boo bldj
SXXG ULAJ1111 EH.
Mrs. Jacob Yerick of Jackson , Mich. , haso
sunflower sixteen feet high nud still growing.
A fifteen pound pumpkin has grown in a
trco in ox-Shorlff Moore's garden at May's
Lauding , N. J.
Texas has a double-headed cat. It is per
fect in form except the two heads. It has
four eyes , four ears and two mouths.
Georgia beats the world In babies. The
wife of Will Lcnnon , a painter , in Macon ,
has given birth to a child weighing forty
pounds.
A largo chestnut tree , measuring eighteen
feet in circumference at the base , was struck
by lightning In Mr. Mercer's pasture field ,
near Frederick , Mo. , nnd split In the cciiiur
from top to bottom. There wus no storm ut
the time.
A drake owned by aNoveniInkI5orks , coun
ty , Now York , man. killed and devoured four
teen chicks in ouo day. During the summer
sixty young chickens nnd ducks Imvo been
tnlssucl. and It is nufo to say that they wcro
gobbled , by his drake.ship ,
Abncr Dorsott , n nopro living In Hickory
Mountain township , North Carolina , bus the
largest beau of any person In the United
States so far as heard from. It Is thirty-two
inches In diameter and gives Abncr a decided
"top heavy" appearance.
Mrs. McGlll of Suit Lake City went to
market and bought n cockerel for her Sunday
dinner. She found In Its crop a nugget , of
virgin gold tbat sold for $5.
Besides fruits and vegetables , Florida
raises rattlesnakes in grout abundance , A
farmer -who lives near Tampa says ho has
killed thirty largo rattlesnakes In his neigh
borhood within n few months. The lust ono
wus 7 feet 4 Inches in length. ThoTarana
Tribune vouches for the veracity of the
farmer.
A game hen died on W. It. Gamble's plnco
at Cuthbcrt , Ca. , n few days ago. This hen
had reached the ago of fourteen years , lackIng -
Ing only n few weeks. Sbo continued to lay
eggs until a year before she died. For sov-
crul months she had been totally blind.
The skeleton of nlurge amphibious animal
was uncatthcd nt ShellvilloUnl. It measured
twelve feet from the cranium to the tip of
the tail. Tlio Jawbones nro four foot long.
The fore Icg3 are five feet In length , but the
hind logs mcaiuro hut eighteen Inches , and
are jointed only at the hip. Tbo toes are ilvo
Inches long. * L'wo ' strong tusks project from
tbo upper Jaw , nnd on the skull are two horns
of three tminchos each. The skeleton was
found In a stratum of clay twenty fuot below
the surface. It wus Impossible to preserve
It entire.
A roninrkablo vegetable or horticultural
curiosity is to bo exhibited at the next state
fair In California. Several wociis ago a
grapevine growing in close proximity to an
apple trco was found to have a bloom similar
to those on the tree. Finally a hamlsomu
npplo has developed , which will ho exhibited
as above mentioned OH proof of an abnormal
growth which seems to bo natural grafting.
H < niry Wlcs , the clerk nt the natural gui
well nt Fort Wnyuo. Ind. , h tbo possessor of
a remarkable cnt , which ho knopt at his home
on west Main street. The other oven Ing the
cat g.ivo birth to ilvo kittens , all alive. Ono
peculiarity about the litter is the fact that
although thorn are llvo kittens , they aio all
together from the middle of the hack to thulr
lulls , There scorns to ba a union of flesh and
vital organs , which uro united In u peculiar
manner. The kitten or kittens lias , 01 havo.
live distinct heads , and ten front foot , well
developed , There nro but five hlrid feet ,
each klttuu having one. Tlio Mlno Slumeso
quintetteBCCIII to bo perfectly heulthy.
A Notnblo ICcport.
"For disordered moiisturatlon , ntiarmla
and sterility , It may properly bo termed a
spoclllc. "
Eitruct from Dr. W. P. Mason's report on
the waters of KxccUlor Springs , MUaoutl.
Dr. Blruoy cuioa catarrh , Boo bid ) ; .