THE OMAHA Dj\IL"Y 33EE , SUNDAY , AUGUST 1890TW"EDY33 PAGES , TITE DAILY BEE. B10SEWA'IER , Editor. IT mi" Ol'M'lt'OHIl'TlON . f > ally nml Sunday , Oiiciour . . . . , 91000 Hlx month * fiWl 'Ilitec ni'ititlH 2f/ > Hitnilny lice , ( Inn > pnr 2M Weekly lice , Ono \cur 12U orricKs. Ornalm. Tlif Jloo llnllcllnR. h < oiilli ( Jmiitin , Corner IS iiiulliitli Sttrcli. Council lllutK 12 I'rtirlHreot. t lilciuoOllkotl7 : : ( hftinlu-rnf Commcrco. Now VorkJlunniH 11.14 nnd in rrlbnnu Ilulldlng. usliliigtuu.SU rourCunthSttoct. All cfmmiinlciillotm lolntlnc tn news and rdllorlfil HKillcr Miuulil bo uddrcssed to the I.dltorlnl Department , injsi.Nr. a urn-Kin. All tmlnoMloltpr * mid rcm Umco hould 1)0 midis-i'd In Tlui ll .c 1'iiblmlilnir Com puny , Uin'iliii 1)1 ) Mils clic'cki nnd | io t > fllci > orders tolic iniido payable totlio ordorof the Cora - jinny. The Hcc Publishing Company , Proprietors , Tlio lice H'UVff , Kiirnatn am ] Seventeenth Sts bTATHMENI Ol' OIKOU1-ATION' fataloof N'olims County o ( H 9 firoicp II. Ijsc'liwk , feorrliry of The Hop JMiblNliln.r Gimp iny.tlocs'vjIeriiiilyHWpartiit llicnetmil Hrcul.ilmitof Tiir IMir.v HEK ( or the rteek PtulInK August ' . ' ls , was usfollows : Siindiiy Jiiiy'-T . tE.'OO ' Monday , . Fuly 2 * . SI.MI Ttipslay.liifyit ( ) . 1PI2I \\iiliiosdny.Jutvl ) . 1IMHS Tlimsduv..llily ! tl . 1IHI I J'rld iv Aiiuust I . 1 "rj bnturdny , Augusts . 10DI7 Average . ! > ( ) ,1I7 ! Oconne It TzsrnucK "worn to lipforo mo nnil nubsrrlliod In mv prfBTico tli's.'U ( I iv of A < l eitst. A. IJ 1ROO ( IAI , ) N 1' 1'Kif , Notary 1'ubllc. ' htiliof NVliritki I _ . County of Doiiglai r Ooorgoli. 1rliiH'k liclnj duly sworn , < lp- jOM' s : ind HIIIS tint hols suirotnrr of llio UPC J'nlillslilnji Coinpni > . Hint tlio mtiiulavorauo flally clrf illation of Tiir Dtu.v llii : : for llio month of lk& ' > , . ' August IS.U'I eoplo-ir for fp | > - lomliur Ksy 1H.7I' ' ) copies , for Ottolcr , Ivl ) , I IW copies for Noun ) > er , 18SD lo.rjio copies ; for DPI Unix r IM , 2n.f js copies ; for .liniinry. 3Mi ) . ifiVCi ( nuk's for Palu-uaiy Ifl ) , f'Hiif copli H- fiiSI ucli IM ) I Hl.Sl'icoplct ; fni April. 3MI , COVJ roiilos , for May 1VW , 2U 1M copies ; for .June. Iil. ) JU.JOl cnplrf , ftir July. UK ) , a KKiJ C0llo | ( ll-OllflB II T/StllUCK. Sworn to lofoio mo nnil subscribe ! In my presc-ruo this 'il ihy of August , A IJ. l U. [ MAI , ] N 1' I'KII , Notary 1'iibllo Tins weekly haul : shtomoiit shows the reserve Ins lucre isod $2tlOOOJO. The banks now hold $8,960,000 in excess of lejfiil requirements. lies the olficial hond that rc ts on u ilomocuitle commiisioii. Tun now combine on colloo , "to Sc- cute stability o ( pr'cos ' , " fuinlslies good fjiounds for public anxiety. AnrH yuan of limitation , the work of clo-iln the railroad gap between Ormilu and Yankton has uommcncud in c.u nest. Trri' Nelnaskv Central bridges and the now postolllco iiro 1111111111 } ; a node and neck nice for a place in the list of nio- jccts of thonc.xt conlury. Nm'Yoitic CITY Is gaspinp forbrcuh in a tcmpcmturo of onohundroddofjices and o\or. To add to the nilsory of llfu , the pilco of ice nnd fans keep ; p ice with the rlto of the mercury. BALTOUK'S ndnilmtlon for tlio " .snap of Amoricaii viiteis" is not altoffollior voluntary. The iwrsislont and vigor ous prodding of American writers liou'lit , homo to the light honor.ible gentleman the folly of coercion. THE dependent pension act has caused such a iush of applicants for pensions that nt least a thousand now cletks must bo employed to handle the busi ness. If a mnn cannot got a pension ho fctands some show of a soft job in the pension bureau. Tni : assesbcd valuation of Minneapolis jnopcity reaches the magnificent sum of Due hundrotl and thhty-clglit million [ our hundred nnd ninety-six thousand flollais. Whllo Omaha's total in not pltoas largo , the list of taxshitkora makes up the deficiency. Tun July public debt statement shows 6 maiked falling oil in the monthly re- fluctlon the ninoiint boin loss than four hundiod thousand dollars. Thh is flue to the heavy drain on the treasury lo meet bemi-tmnml intortat payments , pension * and othci- obligations A > 'ix-couNriiof ) the Seventh Mis- Eoui'l Infantry has oileicd to the repub lic of Guitomila to mho tliroo thoihind iccrults for thirty thousand dollars It lias been said Unit tlio avor.i o Mis- Eourlim voiildnojaloopto the dignity of uork so tongas there was a coon traok In sljjht , BO it must bo tnKon that the coon crop is short this year. Tin : Burlingtons'.Tuno statement shows that its gioss g.iiii of earnings wore but flftj'-six thoiibind five hundred and thirty-two dollam , and an increase o ( opoiating oxponsei amounting to three liundred and three dollars and twenty Eovcn cents. These operating ovpenses nro bolng prepared to pull on the gran ger legibiatuio. DintocitA'iic piporaaromaMng much ndoo over the fact tint I'losldentllai- rlson has not registered unilor the ne\\ \ law in Iiuliaiiapolis , nnd consequently rtoes not IMVO for the sucoc s of the party Ja Indiana this joar. There in some ilignlty in a pre-iidont who ilood not go \vild over a vard light , and General llai- lison is to bo congi.ilulated over his couiso. Kvcn if his vote were badly needed , It is not expected of him to go u couple of thousand miles to register his name. The democratic jupois aio pro- \orblally haul up for political thunder , KDISOX it , potfectlng a machine which ill increase his fauio and foftuno and lontrlbuto to the pence nnd profit of a largo class of people uflllctod wit'li a Hurplim of hindsight. It Is called a "far bight" machino. The wizard as > orts that it will enable n man In Now YorK to explore Sun Francisco or take a Ltrd's eye view of the oontl- nent at slight oxponse. If Mr , Edison's ' claims nro roalUcd , pollt hms can MO from thioe to six months Into the future nnd thus sa > o thomsoh os and the public n Mist amount of men til strain and profitless hustling for \otoa. An iijsort- mont of those "far-sight" machines would piovoku apolitical resolution in KobrasKn at the present tlmo by giving ambitious candidates an early gllmp&o pf the yawning touujard. ahead. The intor-statc cotninoroo commission has promulgated an order reducing transportation rales on food products from Nebraska , Kansas , lown aad Mis- tourl lo Chicago , St. Louis and the Mississippi rl\or. \ The rates iiioscilbed by the commission nio in accordance with the opinion oppressed In Its report made early In June In response to n resolution of the senate , vhcn the com mission hold that the charge of twenty cent oii the hundicd pounds of corn and oats from the Missouri river to Chicago , nnd flvo cents less to the .Mississippi liver , is excessive , and to bo reasoniblo should not exceed seventeen cents to Chicago and twcho to the Mlisslppl river , east side ; nnd nlso that the rates on corn nnd oils in foico fiom stations In Kansis and Is'obra'ka to the Missis sippi rl\er , east side , and to Chicago , are two cents in excess of reasonable rates. This opinion v.is the rimilt of a thoiough In vest ! gallon prosecuted by the commission nndcr a icsolution pissed by the senate lastTebiuary , nnd the re port submitted to tlio senile picscnted verj fullj and convincingly the reasons for the opinion. In the early pait of last month the railoads ( were summoned before the commission at Washington to ho\v cause why the rates should not l > o re duced , and they weio represented in force at the appointed time by their at torneys , the ptiiulpal argument for the roads having been rrndo by Chaiiman Walker of the interstate ) commerce railway assentation. Their contention was , besides the claim that the transposition i.ites were as low as the roids could alToid , that to order the proposed reduc tion would in otlect bo tikiiif , ' piivato property for public use without com- peiiSiition , and theiefore tin uncon- btitutlonal pioeoedinjr , and they holt' ' nlso that the commission had no juris diction under thocircumst mem to make such an ordoi. The Interests of the pro ducers \vore also loprcsentod before the commission , by far the ablest argument In their behalf having boon made b ) Hon. G. M. Limliertson of Kobi.ibka , the first half nfwhich is pilntcd inTiinUKH of this inoinlng , to which wo ask the attention of all intoiested in this vciy Important matlcr. The action now taken Lj the coniinls&ion shows that the argument of the rail roads legaidlng its juiisdictlon was without elTect. The justice of the icduction the com mission has ordeied is unquestionable , but It is hardly to be supposed the rail roads vlll submit without a struggle. They will piobably appeal to HIP courts on one or both of the grounds presented in their argument bufoto the cnntnis- Bion , namol.i , that the reduction of r.itos by order of the commission would , In effect , botaLIngprlvatopiopeity for pub lic two without toinpensatlon , and that in Issuing the order the commission has gene beyond its authoiity and juris diction , The high character of tlio laujors who compose the 'commission , and paiticulnrlj of its chairmin , Judge Cooley , and the fact that the policy of the commission has bton uniformlj consor\ativc , win rants a fooling of con fidence that the com so taken in this matter will bo sustained , by the coarts if the railroads nuke it a bubject of judicial contest. GLADSTONE O II'OUA 'S EDUCATIOX. Perhaps nothinjr that has been said this year on the subject of educ ition , whether in the old 01 now \voihl , Ins at tracted moio attention than the address delivered by Mr. Gladstone to the pupils of the famous Burlington school forgiils in London. The occasion was the pio- sonlation of prircs to the successful com petitors by Mrs. Gladstone. It has been remarked of tlio greatest of living English statesmen that -while on his in tellectual eido a liberal among lib- oials , ho is a consouatho among con servatives on his emotional side , and ills a mingling of the&ochninetcrlstin , though the latter prodomimtes , which marks his deliverance on the higher education of women Mr. Gladstone icoognl/.ed with ap- piovnl the changes that had liken plaio not only In the actual but prospaetlve position of wo'neii as mambert ) of so ciety , lie remarked tint it is r.itlier painful to look luck upon the "lito of women sixty yeirs ago , upon the man ner in which they wore then viewed by the law , and the scanty provision that wis tlien made for tlmir woUaie , and the gioss Injustice , flagiant , crjlng , shame ful injustice , liudly credible to modem cars , to which inceitainpirticuluro they were subjected. Oioat chinges have taken place and still greater are discussed - -cussed , and with respect to the o in an ticipation Mr. Gladstone was not pro- piredto say whether they would all bo fo'-gond. ' "I will onlj say , " observed Mr. Gladstone , and herein was tlio spirit that pervaded all ho said , "that Ibelicvo that anything- which attempts or aiVects to alter the fundamental lelutlon which the Almighty has ostlb- llshed , and the dL' igns which Ho liis iimriced out in our constitutions and capacities , to draw woman out of her own sphcio and to ospcit her either lo exchange 11 forthespheio of mnn , or tenet net in both , with the presumption that she can act in both with ofililencj that Mhoines that Involve changes of that ltladformy own part I contemplate neither with approval nor with a snn- t'ulno expectation of happy icsults. " This ddlveunco of Mr. Gladstone his subjected him to the criticism of not being f.wor.iblp to the efforts making to extend the education of woman and expand her sphere \isefulneia , nnd standing by itself it might fairly bo subjei-ted to such a construction , but considered vlth what followed , In Avhli'h all the Ubeial ( ondcncicsof Nr. C.ladstono'iilnt'llectu'il side worobhovn , it was simply the care ful and safe utterance of a man who Iris never permitted his emotlo'is to take an extravagant "direction. Ho lofeiied with evident gratification totho splendid distinctions won by women at Oxford and Cambridge , the most notable in the his tory of these universities having bran achieved by nvvonna this jear , iu > ticir- aimstnnco of inestimable vnluo and promlso for the future of English society. The gi eat statesman left no doubt that ho was in full sympathy not only with the changes that had taken place for tlio betterment and adx-nncomont ol woman's ' position , but that ho wns also ready to accept nil that should follow having like results. Nothing was inoro Interesting and perhaps significant In what Mr. Gladstone said tlmn his vlitual advocacy of coeducation , of tlio opening of the colleges to women , nnd the influence of his opin ion in this particular cannot but bo gicat towaid settling n question which has long been in discussion In England as well as inllili country , but which Is in bettor way of afllnuntlvo settlement hero than there. There can bo no ques tion tint the causoofwoman's educa tional advancement has a very earnest friend In Mr. Gladstone , nor any doubt tliat what ho lecontly slid In that TJO- half will do the cause good service. XCC/OKA'f.l L. An elcctiical journal has recently reported that n man cama in con tact vllh an cloctilcnl wira and was tcmpoiarily par.ily/cd , but after 10- covorj he accidentally discovered that ho could Inndlo "llvo" whos almost with impunity. This opens up abroad field for speculation. Hub flr.st lot us note sonic of the accidental discoveries of the past. Isaac Now ton Is credited with the dis covery of the law of gravitation , but ho was moved to thq Investigation by the fact tint while lying under a tieo an apple fellfioni It tnd hit him on the huid. Ilobert Watts discovered the power of steam while as a boy watching the steam lifting the lid of his mother's tei-kctlle. Benjamin Fr.mklin dis covered electricity while flying a kite , the stilng-of which he had fastened ton key , holding the latter in his hand and rfonlng asmart shoclc from u passing cloud. The delicacy of least pig issud. to hive been discovered in China , vihoroa mm's house binned down and pcifoctly roistcda munbor of joung pigs in it. Seeing this after the file , the burned out citi/on tasted one , and was so do- llghted that ho called his neighbors to a feast. The memory of that ftast lingeied and when these noi hbois duslreJ moio. roibt pig , 0110 after the other burned , their houses in order toioast thcli pigs , not comprehending that pigs could bo loastcd in any other way. Fin illy It became iieccds iry for the authorities to stop the ju.ctice. The famous Scotch snuff is the result of an accident. A snult manufactory burned down. The pioprlolor consid- cicd himself ruined , but while poking- about among the ruins ho found a lot of snufl' and from foieo of habit tested it. IIu was suiprised and delighted at its 11 ivor , Ho toiled it f ui ther and the 10- sult the - that the Avas disco-scry applica tion of heat wholly changed the flavor ol the snulT. lie rebuilt his woiks , made a gie it fortune , and at tlio same tlmo gave to the woild a quality of snult that was previously unknown. An In cident in our own history is connected with that same stiulf. More than sixty vearsago , whllo Justice Bushrod Wash ington sat on the supreme bench , Ilemy Clay stopped one diy in an argument , nnd advancing to the bench , took a pinch of snuft fiora Jiidgo "Washington's boK and piescnlly slid , after icili'/lng its titilluting etroets , with that in imi- tablograto st ) poculiaily his own : ' 'I perccivo that your honor sticks to the Scotch , " and then proceeded with his ar gument. Chief .Justice Story said after- vv.irds : "I do not believe there Is a man In the "United States who could have done that but Mr. Clay. " Outpouvt , however , in speaking of these few out of way accidental dibcov- eiicsls , to ask if an linpoitant result inaj * not follow the dlscovciy of which the electrical journal spsaks. This may be clurtutorl/cil as the electrical age. Wo have had the iron age , the steam ago , and now wo aio surely in the elec trical ago. Look nt the uses of oloc- triclty today. Our stieets and houses are lighted by It ; our city cars aio driven by it ; our restaurants are fanned by it ; our sowing machines aio run by it , nnd jot wo are just on the throshhold of elcctilclty. Uut llko steam , it has Its dangers. Wires bioak , and falling , kill passing horses by the pair. ! Men who got up on poles to repair bioaks come in contact with "live'iies , \ und are toasted In the proaoneo of horilflod sppcl.itois who aie unable to give relief , lictni'enhoiuoii nnd oirth thonir Is so full of whes that birds can haidly fly in our towns ant ! cities. "Wo are passing under tlmusintls of heavily chaiged wires every day. A who miy Lreakaiid kill a pissing citizen as readily as a passing horse. Now , as Jonner discovered that ho could prevent small-pox bylnnoculatlon , and as Pasteur claims that ho can prevent - vent hydrophobia by the same means , whj should not science bo able to rob these deadly wires of their terrors by the iidministiation tooach of us of a mild dooeof olcctilcitj ? It could bo tried first on the men -whoso duty it is could "possibly bo discovered just how much electricity a man could stand with out its killing him , and if he could thereafter go among loaded wires und handle them with im punity , think of the saving of human life th.it would result. Of couiso , temperament and many other things characteristic of cich IndUldunl would liave to bo studied , but medical science should bo equal to the determin ing of these problems. "When the woikors among the wires ha\o been innoculatcd with just enough electricity to save them fiom luum in the handling of those wires , then let the people at huge who are dally ctpov.d to thoH.imo whes , joungand oldtnuloniid , female , bo vaccinated , as it wore , by electricity , to that ivhen they coma in contact withbroKoii wires , as they may do any diy , their lives might bo spared. Tills is not mere Bpaculiition , If only one man who has been btilckon down by electricity nnd afterwards found that ho could handle o..a godwiios without in jury , others may bo enabled to do so. Human beings are much alike In geji- oral characteristics. Ono miy endure much , another little , but those differ ences aio su&eoptlule of eouipiehension to skillful physicians. Ixt iiinoculntlon by electricity , thciofoio , bo tried , When the Kommlor cuso became celo- brutod vro studied the contiovorsy be tween the dlllercnt clecttlcal companies until wo got dizy. The pilnclpal feature of it wag ohms and volts. Wo do not know ono from the other , but wo would suggest thvil each bo tried , and wo are confident that success would follow the lilal , "Who Wit bo the first to ex periment ? _ _ _ _ A VL.KA.mn In the Aupfi tyZiiMmlHl7iboth \ Stuart 1'help ' * , in an artlblo Imvlng the o < c- picsslvo little "Thopecolloto in Modern Life , " mnkes a ylgofous arinlgnment of the fashions of the day as denioralirlng to her sov , and presents a plea for more modesty and delicacy among women whlclidcorvcs ? l < | bo widely road by them. Ill the liroforenco which young girls show for the o plays in which the billet h prominent , in the prevailing - vailing fashions of dress , in the latitude of speech , and In fa miliarity with the customs and prac tices which would oiico have lopelled pure women , Miss I'helns sees influences under which the delicacy anil modesty of wonnnklr.d Is steadily deteriorating1. Referring to the attitude of the present iaco of young ladles toward the indeli cacies of the stage , nho icmaiks that "thcio isasatigfrold , nil case in the pres ence of atioelous scenes , which is amaz ing. The dropped oyclld , the mounting blu-jh , the protest of million mod esty against sights and suggestions fiom which any pure gill ought to lovolt vdiendovo see these signs of outiagcd womanly nature ? " The in- doscilbnblo expression of the 030 which distinguishes a modest girl from a mution ISBO often mlbslng and "loplaced by another so unvolcome , fco worldly- wise , so unpleasantly c\pcilcnced , that wo shrink with a sense of having lost the most precious thing in girlhood , " The piomiseuous dances "favored by what wo call society , " como In for a shaio of the condemnation of Miss Phclps. She admits that much may bo said for the beaut.v , Innocence nnd grace of the dance , but still the liberties of the ball loom arc enough to staitle any dis interested obier\er. "Any fashion , " says this critic , "which gives to a louo the light lo clasp n puiowoman in his nrnis and nold her for the length of an Intoxicating piece of music Is below nioiid defense. ' ' " " "Bluntly , bho siys , "to one who knows the facts behind our gajest social scenes hov- far do vv e socm to lu\o advanced beyond the Congo idea of n social cutnrlatumcnt ? " 1'ho ' free dom , or rather latitude of speech In .society Miss Phelps finds to bo deplouible , and she observes that "in the old times a modest wife haidly converged with her own hus band as joung women may bd ktiouu to today with young man of their acquain tance. " llegnrdln , ; the piovalont &tjlos of undress Jliss I'helps is unsparing. " "What Is tlio evening dross of a fashion able woman , "slit- says , "but a burlesque on civilisation ? It oxposoq the body with an Indifference which nothing seems to abash , " And Miss Phclps talks in this blunt and vigorous way : "An im modest tiroes does not cover a modest woman. If jour costume is coarse and vulgar , jou can blame no voice or pen which Cidlb jou coarao and -vulgar too. If the diess is div'i'aceful , thovvcuvor is dihgiaccd. Thcwouiaa who die bos indecently - decently , never mlud who , nevermind wbcie , never mind why Is indecoiit. The woman wlio dresses without ohamo Is shameless. " Of course oierjbody will concede that these &tilcturct > are hugely ju = t , but un- foitunutely there are verj few who will take them seilously to mind and profit by them. The mandate of fashion is so potent that the great majority of women will dare any thing inthor tlmn disregard It , while with regard to the social customs and practices so destructho of female modesty and delicacy , they are the out growth of conditions which aio respon sible for many other faults and defects in our modern life , and which must run their course. However , it Is well to have these matters occasionally urged upon our attention and cousideiation , and no pen could be better qualified to do this than that of Elizabeth Stuait Phelps , or as she is now , Mrs. Herbert D.Wutd. Kommlor , the New York miudorcr , who has leeii ) billed to make his edt from this world for somotlino past , but who has enjoyed the benefit of the law's delay , will bo executed without fail dur ing the present month by the new and improved electrical machine. Amateur ncologl-ts Have dubbed this lightning piocess "electiocutlon. " riiilanthio- plbts have introduced electricity to take thoplnco of the gallows , supposing that the system would give the cilmimil the minimum of phjeical agony. It is fail- to presume , hovoer , that after a man Is sentenced to bo put to death , and realises the a-wful fact tliat there Is no escaping the pun ishment , his mental sulTeinig cannot bo materially diminished by the substitution of olccli icitv for the horaneii necktie. The gallows Is doubtless the least ails- tocrntlc mode of judicial execution , and has accordingly been adopted by our dcmociatic government as best in keep ing with its general principles. The Persians llrbl adopted beheading us a inodo of execution and it was looked upon In Gieeco as the leastdogiading capital punishment. It was nftcivvaida adopted for executing the British nobil ity. In the early ages the blow was given with an axe , but as good taste advanced the BWOU ! vas substituted. In Scotland , In the early ages , an edged Instiumont was used , called the miiden , which was introduced into Eng land ly ) the regent Morton , who became \lctlm of his O\MI invention , as Dr. CuIUoltii was. bubscquontly , in 1'ranco , of his. Since the Invention of the gull- lollng , beheading is the only mode of capital punishment Inoguo In Trance , vhllo formerly only the nobility was en titled to such distinction. New Yoik state wns the first to adopt electricity for legal killing , and there Is a difference of opinion as to whether It is preferable , to the victim , of the old vny. Yet It occurs to us that sentiment und sympathy have no part In the mat ter. This old law , vvhuiolii Moses pro scribed as the means of punishment for corporal Injuries , "un ejo for an eye , a tooth for a tooth , nnd allfo for a life , " was not so much for \ongeanco upon the particular evil-doer as It was the cer tainty and severity of punishment as a protection ( o society. Tor Instance , a man llko Koiuinlor , who wantonly nnd wickedly butchered a womiin , nnd gloated over the murder , Is entitled tone no porbonnl consideration when It comes1 to disposing of him. If the gallows 1ms lost its teiror and science has per fected nn apparatus that Is more to bo dreaded than the 'hangman's ' knot , It should bo adopted. The one object is to tenorlo the man who pi amcdl tales murdeij to let him know th'it ' the law will say to him , "Vengeance Is inliio I win repay. " If this now process is to bo considered more humane than the old way , the hope then lies In the thought tliat juries will bo more apt to convict murderers' . If this will bo the result , then the now way cannot como too soon. Society must bo piotcctcd from thp wild beasts In human form , nnd the death penalty , no matter how ap plied , cannot bo too soveio. THE Boston genius who recently staitied the natives with a lurid dc cilp- 1 lou of "tho Juno rise of the Mlssouil , " and the havoc wrought In his mind "ho- tvveen Omaha and Jefferson City , " has biokenloosoin a fresh spot. Ho soars above facts and conditions with the ease and grace of a Munchauseii , and unrolls a picture ol devastation and blight for the edification of tendeifcet. Shaking Missouri mud fiom his mental biognns ho moves westward and collides with wind "a slinging , scorching wind , " but his capacity for stor ing nnd emitting the article prevented dangerous results. "The winds btriko the face In stinging particles , as if It were a hot blizzard. The sun devours - vours fiom above , the air bites hotly as it passes , and tlio ground sends up re flected rays of heat that scorn to pied one's flesh as if It weio pitchforks In the hands of those imps of an overheated future. There Is no lellef from it. The sun sots in a sea of molten copper every night. It rises from a llko loseivoirof heat inthcmornlngaudiidesoii through unclouded caloric cftulgonco all day. " But enough of such Idiotic lot. If Boston cult Is entertained or Instructed by the oVeiheated vapoiings of an iuo- sponsiblo lunatic , the mental calibre of the residents isoveii.ited. It is surpils- ing that a responsible Boston paper should gho character in its cdltonal columns to a mass of stuff that Insults the intelligence of a ton-jeai-old school boy. _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ Tun Iron and stool inanufac'tuiers of America aio not satisfied with the pio- tcctivo fa-sors of the government. IIiv- ing accumulated cnoimous foitunes , they seek now worlds to conquer audin- cioaso their stores. To this end , nil in ternational organization is piojected and a con-\ontion will bo held in Isovv York In October for that purpose. As an evidence of the btiength of the move ment , it is stated four hundtud leaders of the trade in England , Fiance , Ger many and Spain , will attend , It is given out with the usual tiust assurance , that the gatliPiing is purely social , a return feast for favors showered upon Ameii- can manufictuiors in Europe two years ago. But Amciican trusts huvo never boon , known to squander a quarter of a million dollars in hospitality without a coitainty of the return of the pilnclpal with liberal interest. An inteinational iion nnd steel tuistwillbo a notable nnd dangerous feature of modem industilal combination. THE supreme couit of Montana has just decided a case in connection with the Australian balloting sjstem which is novel. A candidate failed to notify the clerk of thocouit ol his candidacy , as the law provides , and whllo Ills oppo nent received n great many less votes , the court held that there was but ono man in the field. The decision is quite lengthy , but the main point is that the Austialian ballot law is mandatory , nnd not directory In itschaiacter , and all Its pi o visions must bo carried out. The Nebraska republicans have very sensibly dcclaied for the Australian system only in cities , nnd if adopted in this way its complications will not ombarraao those i mining for minor olllces In ruial dis tricts. Tnn complaints of the employes of the smelling works were motlnalib- ouil spirit by the management and amic ably adjusted. 1'ho Incident forcibly illustrates the value of employes and employois getting together and consid ering their ditTcieiiccs calmly. Such confeioncea raielyfailto result satisfac torily when the complaints of the men are just nnd reasonable. for parmanent quart ers In the new poor house should bo filed promptly to avoid the rush. Knch applicant should furnish details o ! the finish and furnishings icqulicd , and thus materially assist the county board In disposing of that seventy-live thous and dollar suiplus recently unearthed , Tnn discovery of two now comols at this criticaLjuncturo in the world's af fairs vv ill have an elevating tendency in astronomical circles at least. A Gic.itcr .Man Tlinii the Czar , Udctiti'i Tilliitne. The title "Czar Keep" doss the speaker of the house of representatives an Injustice. Mr. Ueedis really n much greater man than the czar. Ion to tlio T\\lns. A'ciu Yuils Sun. Let St. Paul and Minneapolis unite nnil then nt the next census each will be the boomer of the other's ' population with avlow to the grand toUl. Uliey Oc > the Other Way. Jknver HeimliUetin The population of the aUUiof Kansas will probiblybo found to ba but little , If any , ( jroater than It was In lStf. There Is not tlio least doubt that the growth of tuo state has boon checked by prohibition. "Wig'In * anil tlio IVcatlioi * . Chteufin .Veuw AstronomerWlffKlim , tlio Canadian weather prophet , has nifuln nttricted public notice ullli a theory , vvh.ch ho says U susocpilblo of proof , that the world will never como to an end Ono tlilui ; Is certain there Is no end to ICivvvilln'H bilinear. .Vln ncapultii Jutn ml. The Katibas City Star complains about t ho unwholesome growth of politics iu tliat aU } . It It the constant lament of the ICiivvtovvn people tint tlio crop of drippers anil polltl * c.il corruption Is so largewhllo the popula tion U ouacurod by the koalthy growth of Oniuha. 1'OMTIOA.Ij 01IOW-OIIOW , A. J. Oust In of Kearney did not catch on for this full. Ho lias been an aspirant for the stnto auditor-ship nnd undo n melancholy I'll- ' primage to the Independent convention. About S o'clock Itr the morning , Just in nomi nations for auditor were closing , ho con- eluded to have hlsnamo iiroscntctl. Some onaaioioand noinlimtod "Gustln of Ivo.ir- noy. " lut la tire contusion tils inrmo wns not hoard Allan Hoot , the neeonrpllshcd parlimctiruinn who preslilcil , did not entth the tmino Chesterfield could not hnvo caught It. Accordingly Gustltr was loft out bo did not , rcnlly , romobofoio the con vention. Mr , ( lustlu H unoxpert i.illroid accountnnt. At end tlmo ho was la the wholesale saddlery nnd harness business In Lincoln. IIo ( jot Intoa lawsuit with tlio Uurllngton road over a matter of it II cent ovorchtuge , ranging the matter totho supreme - promo court , dually winning his rise. There li a vignostory nlloU In the Third district to the effect that .Tuck MacColl Is n candidate for congress Mr. MacColl's onl- cial organ , the Kearney Kntorpilsc , denies this story and siys MacUoll is ut home , doing choies and taking cira of his elevator. The congressional light nny bo snld to bo bo- tvvccn Hairison , Hatner anil Metklejotm. When it comes to a showdown Juelc Mac- Cell vvill keen his place , and thcro bus been no combinationyot named that can keep him out ot it , 1'ho Lancaster county fight presents no now complte.ittons Courtnay , for county attorney , Inshts tint ho vv.vs the choice of the ueoplo , and explains bis campaign with K. U. Mooio as a natural sequence oC lirdHTcicuco on the put of the nntN , and sajs that ho Is cunning for ofHco anil that if his friends do not c.no lo thresh their own oils ho will thresh thorn for the catito crowd. There h something reullj painful In the fact tlmt the editor of the double-decked con- tpmporaiv tries , for lovenue , to bo a poli tic ! in , When ho supports MolCoiglmn nnd Hr.vnn. both ded-ln-tho-vvool democrats , and leaves Kcmnr and Van \Vyck \ to wrestle for themselves , ns it were , ho exhibits a bit of demagogic inconsistency that ho .will have ; trouble to explain la his weekly edition. 7 The Kearney Enterprise Is of the opinion that In the Second district the contest is bo- tvvcen the character and brains of Hurlanl and the vv ind of iMcICeiglmn , but the Enterprise - priso falls to remember that rainier Mo- Kclp'litin Is tilso atauipautgrecnbackor. A candidate foe congress who c.m offer his fel low couutrynicir bushels of grocnb icks nnd two per cent loans Is riot to bj despised In this j car's carnpiign Mijor Watson , chairman of tlio state cen tral committee , -will oo in Omaha Tuesday , and on tint date there vvill bo n grind scrum- bio as to the choice ot thoseciotiriy. Mr Wult Secley , on a coiipact ot lust yeir , agreed not to cntci the r.iee again Hut Mr Sceloy has witched his breid and the bide upon which It win buttered , and It is undei- stood that be is to have some votes for- re election It isundcistood that CA-Clmlrniuii UlchirUs , nominee for governor , vvill insist upon A. II Agorsocretnty of the board of transportation. A gentleman of the name of iVllicns Is also an applicant , but his where abouts aio unknown to these who are familiar vvrth the politics and politichns of the state. No matter who U selected , a vet } lively scumble is ptoillrtcd , , md these who know about tlio pins which hrvo been sot say tint WaltSccloy is in advance of'all otherat this date.rlho committee meets Tuesday , In being called to prcsido at the Hastings coiiposslotial convention , Captiln J. II , Stickles was ceitalnly honored. Captain Stickles Is one of the old-time anti-monopo lists of this state , and jet onoof the men who Is Interested In republican victor } thh fall. Out in Clay county there Is a little fight on betvveen Colonel J W. Johnson and Henry Grosuans Two jcirs ago Johnson boomed Groshaus for auditor of state , and this yeir Johnson wanted to bo secretary of state nnd Groshans , whohcideeltue delegation , refused to iccognlzo his foimcrfriond. 15ut Gioshins may bo excused on the ground that ho know wlnthowas doing However , Mr. Johnson and Mr. Grojuatis no longer speak in deafen ing voice when they piss by. 0 E. Hall , who claims to bo giaiitl master ofthosfito Rrango , is generally supposed to bo scuttling Dan Uutler's ship. Wo have not been able to discover who elected Mr. Hill master ot the state giango. The last master was Chuicb Howe. As far as vvo can ascer tain , the state grange at present Is composed pilncipllly of O. U Hall. One of thoaminlnglncidents atthopeoplo's independent con vontton was when a gentle man named Cottilght had been nominated and voted upon as state superintendent of public instruction. Cortiight received , on tlioiln.il ballot , the largest number ot votes. A reporter sought him and had him como upon the stage , so that ho might Intel view him and pet n brief biographical sketch. U'liilo tlio inter viewing process was in motion the audience commenced to call for Cortiight. The 10- poiter , Innocently but sincerely , told him that ho had been nominated , "ho guessed , " and they weio calling upon him to make a speech. Coitrlght Jumped up bofoio the footlights nnd thanked the convention for the honor Itlmd confened upon him , and promised , It elected , to carry out his pait of the pio- Rrimnic. A few feeble cheers , assisted by tlio repot tor In question , followed this an nouncement I3ut lo and behold delegations commenced changing their votes , und D"Al " mend of ITurtms county carried the conven tion by stoun on the next ballot. Up to the hour of adjournment , and maybe up to this time , Mr Cortrilit ; Is at u loss to understand bow H came about that ho was not nomi nated. A I'iilrmi Saint of China. .TWw Voi/k / JlcnM Nevada Jones , the champion of the silver bill und lira jpostlo of universal prosperity , was no doubt delighted the other day whoa the Iloiald infoiium ! him of the happy effect of bis legislation upon the national credit of .Mexico and agricultural pilccs In England. AVe are now h ippy to Inform him that It proves a blessing to China. "Tea has advanced - vanced ton par cent , " all through the silver Mil The Uhinoio are no doubt prop iring tablets In memory of llio npostlo's nncc'stors , to bo suspended from their temples. Alinuly the te i hongs of Too Chow and Nlngpo buzz vvith the bummed prabos of Nevada Jonu.i. Uloiytotho npostioof universal proipjr- ity. Dngland , > joxlcoaad China Join In his pnilsos Hut whore , oh where doea Arneiica come lul Only iluirtlio Truth. J'lillitttelplitii Iltfunl Socivtaiy Noblo's gratuitous defense of the rnlsuliicvous policy of the Union Paclllo railwdv company In guariutcelni ; bonds of tilbutary lines will deceive no ono. Mr. Noble tolls the henato that tliU policy lurs beeuapprovotl by tha olllcorsof the govern ment after frequent liivMtlgatlons. This Is but a half truth The report of the Pacific railway Investigating committee donotiiiced thlft prootlco iu df truotlvo of the vast pub- lie iutctiwts In tha I'aeille rallvvaj s It U , in iftect , onoof thofuvorito mctliodi bv which the govoniinent has steadily boon rohboj bv both the Uulou and the Central Paclllc cor- It appears now that the Marquis do vllle fell In love with Mrs. 1'riuilf feet Instead of the lady herself. Mrs at least , trios to cnrty this- Impression , and her account of the matter leads ono to accept the story without allowance , bho was a widow , deeply veiled , Ono day she stepped from a cab and the marquis , who wns pass 9 ing , saw n sin till nnd daintily shaped fool cmcrgo from her skills when she alighted , Ho was wild. Ho found the owner of UK feet In a suiglng crowd ; ho sought an Intro * ductlon mid told his lovo. Ho did not let con < continent , like n worm in the bud , feed on lu damaged cheeks , llut the fair possessor of the dainty fret refused him with scorn -hu second hand tltlo and all , and s wet o that if ever she loved one again ahowould allow only a newspaper man to pour out his soul to her , and If thcro win a responsive throb In her heart , or feet , she would be hU huckleberry This Is a story of love and scoia that Is c.il dilated to fill with woe the hcait * of all tlm second hand Jukes and luunuiises la tht country round about. Since the sad fate that bo foil Colonel Me- Clint } thcio has been but little heaul of him or his w hereabouts , The fashion just now h to sing Atuilo Hoonoy , Italians with ban anas for s ilo and queens of draw Ing rooms may bo heard humming fiom morn till night She's my sweetheart , I'm her Joe- Little Annie Rooney. Just how long this fad will hist Is haul to tell. McGmtj was short-lived , nnd Ann to IJooncy oonnot long survive the scandal Mr. J. M. Leach of Iliavvathr , Kan. , semis Tiir. BIK : the following elaborate "poem" which ho wants printed.Ve eomplj with Mr. LcMch's rcquc-lvvlth pleasure : ' Tin : "Ktchnt. " I know n matt who Is never content , IVen when fortune her smile his lent ; And if In heaven jou sco him sll , Just watch him ; his face will wear a fiovvn , Anil when on his head ho presses his crown Ho will bvvear It does not III. Anil if by "kicking" ho losoi heaven And meets the doom to sinners given , And falls as low us Lucifer fell ; He' il have n chill at his toes burnt brown , Anil his luce would wear tlio same old frown , Arid he'd complain of cold In hell The results of the Spanish ecnsm of 1SS7 have not jet been entirely published and tin total enumeration Is not known Accordingly there Iris been no Wood shod over the result nor no lecounts ordeicd la this particular Spain has Hie advantage of this country The Law retire , .Muss , cyclone has given cist < > iii pipers an opportunitv to gtasp tlio electrical disturbance bj the tall and dissect It at short range. The pioposlttoti that It ro gation and vegetation would picvent cyclones Ispiovca-a faUo theory from the fact that llio Day state" has ample vegetation. The witulblovvethliuio it listeth , and tills is till the explanation that can bo couslderol au thentic. _ The cultivation of Jupuneio bamboo N to ho Introduced itr Louisiana 13ut tliU vvill not bamboo/Lottie lottoij sharks. A ICansas man wasariestedfor an ongiiial package. The statement Is nrnile , as stnitllng , that Itichmoml , Va , a city of almost ono hundred thomind people , husnocltyhospit.il Omaha , a city of UVHX ) , Is > also la the sumo unfor tunate dilemma. _ The number Of different languages spoken In Huiopols fS7. This does not include the Missouri language. Two women In Ottawa had atmtblo encounter - counter with a bear tlio other daj , and ono of them was almost hugged to death. And now all the single women around Ottawa aio out looking fet bears Ij\po'liijc n IVand. Atlinta Coiititiition. The state of ICansns for some J-CJD has been under the dctully curse of moial r-eform not the genuine article , hut the luaien and fraudulent reform that is for revenue only. A corrupt combination terror izes thostato , nnd shamelessly traffics in the public ofllces These so called refotincrs arc many of them seciet drunkards and notoilously Immoral moti , but they have otilj 0110 test la their po htleal crusade , and that test Is prohibition. They do not scruple to ilcitouticu good men , nnd oven ministers of the gospel who hon estly differ with them. These fellows whenever never hav o n virtuous thought once n j cur would put thousands of decent men , the supreme premo couit and the ministry under the bun because they w ill not bo bulldozed into currj- Ing out their scheme of sham reform and robbery. Naturallv the good people of Kansas have little patience with thcso frauds half robbers - ' bers and all hj poerltos , and they have kept an cjo on their loaders for some tlmo past. The other day the biggest man In the gang , General A IJ Gnmnboll , spent two nights In Kansas City in disgusting dunikcn orgies The police made a laid on a gilded pahoo of sltr and npturotl the general , who promptly gav o boti 1 and continued to paint the town red until moinlng. Under ordinary plrcumstancoi , when n well-meaning but weak man iiiiikcH a sllii , very few now s papers raic to expose his folh Hut Campbell's case Is an otcoptlon The gonctal Is a con apt polltlcluu Ills solo stout in trade has been to talk about God and morality IIo oignul/cd the tompeiauco union , IIo led atpiaycr meeting and abused the null iirolilbltlontsU with gieat power IIo gathered a band of weak sisters and weaker brctbten about him and wagcdmer- elloss warfuio upon sober , honest citizens who did not believe in his sehcmo of political prohibition. 'I ho exposure of such a fraud wns n publlt duty , nnd the prcis of the country will scrva thucausoof morality and true rofotttr by showing him up in his true colors , TllUlMj/VINS. ClirMl ma tallmtnt LlilJcU. The tnountiiln peaks have singers cvory day ThislsCiOd's hill , whereon ho loves , said one. To dwell foiovor. Hut the plain hath none , Wheto open couutiy stretches for away , And the muo heaven onvlrons ovoiv way 'llio stiatige , round world , until the fudlnfT tone- , Of dim blno diitnncos loses at Clod's thcono IlcrmUtj features Yet the r ushcs v , ay Musli-nl , soughing to the sniuiuci wind jlnsidu the silver st i earn Hint , moving slow , Minors the thirsty castles us they itu ICnco-dccp among forgut-rno noli , And kind Smiles down the full face of Uio BUM , vvluro red Itlpcn the popples In a waning bod. T LOAN AND TRUST COMPA.NY. Subscribed n d Guaranteed Capital. . . W000"fl Vuld tnC'iipltal . a.WOOJ lluy.muul sells Btnolisnnilliond * ! ncKOtlnli'i uomiuure'liil pitiiui : ruiolu < s und iixui uti'4 trustu ; uutd as tiaiihfcr iiKuut and trustcu l corpuralloiit , tukc * clinr u uf iinipeTty , cui- lo.'U taxuti. Omaha Loan &TrustCo SAVINGS BANK. S E Corner 10th nnd Douglas StT 1'iUl fiiOnultiil 9 WKOC Subsi rlbod mul ( luainnloud Oniiltul. 1 Xi,0ia , ( Liability of btookholdcM . . . . 'MQ , < H 6 Vet Cent Interest 1'nld on DopOiltH I'UAMC J. 1/ANOK. Ofllcora : A. U. Wyrnnn , proUl nti J. J llrowu , vlce-prcnldeiit , W , T. Wyiimn , liouittiur Dlruotori : A. U.Wyinan. J H Mlllnnl , J J llrown. OIIJT O. Il.irton. K W. hu U , 'ihuui