JLrl.lij UiVJuUJtljtx JLAAJLJU JL JjaiiOij o U J.N Jv i. , u UJL.YCJ A loUU' olTtlJirEilN r2 v5uli.3. | JLi AMERICANS ARE KIND CRITICS , Balvlni'a Good Impression of the People of This Country. GODARD'S ' NEW OPERA CONDEMNED , "Dnnto" a Wesnlc Imitation of tlic IVorkH of Verdi nnd Other MiiHUirs A Itonu.'o la Torn Trou Bern Notes. It wn-j n cloudy day , writes the Florentine representative of the Pall Mall Gazette , when I entered the charming vllllno In the Via Ohio Cnpponl which Is Sl nor Snlvlnl's homo In Florence , and where ho has Just set tled ngnln nftcr his tour through the United States. "You must let mo know In what way I can bo of use to you , " ho snld to mo ufter wo had ehakcn hands. C " 1 should very much like , Slgnor Salvinl , " I said , "to have your opinion of your Ainerl-1 can audiences , of their Interest In the drama , nnd of the amount of really critical tusto Which exists across tlio Atlantic. " ' 'Well , I will tell you my own experience , " lib replied"in Hint matter , and It is this : I have never met with moro careful mid moro thorough criticism than I found in the Amer ican Journals ; and so much did I ilml this that I have often been astonished nt the In sight shown In their remarks , nnd have been sometimes glad to talto ndvnutiigo of their suggestions on points which had escaped my own notice. Of course , I nm speaking hereof of critics by profession men whose business it was to distinguish points of good and bad acting. Of the general public I could only ay that ills much the same ns the public everywhere kind , indulgent , ready to make allowances , und detesting above nil things to bo wcnrigd or bored.Jut ono remark I must mnlto about the American theater-going public , which is a feature peculiar to themselves , nnd , I think , much to their credit , they have nn , extreme indulgence for artists , and n reluctance to cx- , press their disllko of an actor or piece which docs not please them , so that they will rarely . hiss or attempt any disturbance. If they dislike - > like the performance they simply stay away * or go out of the tJicatcr. "I had , " ho added , "onco myself n curious experience of that kind , which seems to rno so unlquo in my knowledge of the stage that I will tell it to you. I was at Now York in the coin-so of my last tour , and , having cx- prosscd n dcsiro to sec n piece that was being brought out by u certain actor there , I was sent n complimentary ticket by the manage ment. The piece Old not take but there was 110 disturbance of nny kind among the audi ence ; only nt the commencement of the third net I noticed that the theater wus becoming extremely empty , nnd during that act and nt Us conclusion , n good many moro of the audi ence went out , and did not return , so by the beginning of the fourth act there were very few people loft in the theater. My ticket being a complimentary one , of course I could not leave during the performance without n possible appcnranco of discourtesy to the management. I remained , therefore , 'n ' my neat , und actually the last part of the fourth net was played to me , nnd to mo alone , every other person In the audience having left the building. " Godnrd'H "Dante. " Mr. Arthur Pougln , writing in Lo Mcncs- trel , pronounces n most unfavorable judg ment on M. Benjamin Godnrd's now opem , "Danto , " which was brought out at the Opera Comlquo recently. He speaks of ( la- grant imitations of Gounod , Verdi , Aubcr nnd Ilulevy , and adds : "As to the general Inspiration , it is often poor-mid this poverty is not atoned for by skillfulncss of writing or sure command of means. " Anil as though this wcro not strong enough , he llnishcs by saying : "All this only denotes want of care , want of labor , want of artistic conscience , nnd , as I said above , too much self-confi dence. " M. Victor Wilder in Gil Bin * is still more Revere. lie says : "Is it not stupefying , in -fact , to sco a man still so young obstinately / persist in making such old musiof What } In this time of fever nnd passionate toil , when the cntiro contemporary generation is tormented by the unavoidable necessity of u renovation , when the masters of yesterday such as Verdi , foroxamplo voluntarily leave their fortress of glory to throw themselves Into the battle , this unfortunate young man , Bhut up with his disdainful indifference , puts forward the pretension of stemming the cur rent , nnd foolishly imagines Hint ho is of n Btuturu to carry art back a century. " After citing a fable tno critic continues : "Thisson of n king , endowed with profit of the rarest qualities , is M. Godurd. He-is satisfied with everything and with himself moro than any thing else. Each note that falls from his pen weighs nt least a pound , nnd the lightest of his score.- ) would bond the shoulders of Atlas in person. IIo swallows himself so completely that ho is no longer conscious of his own merit , for with equal satisfaction ho admires his best pages nnd flattest cavatlnas. They nro his work ; that is sufllcicnt. Some day or other the swelling tones of his strident or chestra will cause one of thcso heavy cantile nas to fall upon the head of the Imprudent : icr. In his ingenuous candor M. Gojlard ive.s himself the direct heir of the classic musters. " Such is the tone of n Parisian criticism , which .irresistibly reminds ono of n passage in th'o diologuo of Beethoven's "Fidello. " Lenore. disguised as Fidelio , is told by Hocco of tno sorrowful plight of a prisoner ( Florestnn ) In the dungeons of the cnstlo , upon which she says slmddcringly : "Ho must bo a dreadful criminal 1" To which Kocco answers , "Or must hnvo jr/owerful enemies ; it comes to the same thing. " The "Cooloy" of HIn Time. In 1810 "Komco" Coates was to London what at n later data Shales was to Boston. Ho was a West Indian , regarded ns very wealthy , with a weakness for the stage. Ho appeared in that year at the Huymuvket theater as Homco , dressed In n sky-bluo Bpunglud clonk , red pantaloons , muslin vest , n full buttoned wig ami nn opera hat. Ills acting , or rather his attempts at acting , con vulsed the house with laughter , while , ns n climax , Ids muull clothes , being ovcrtlght , gave way at the scams. Never wus burlesque so comical ns his dy ing sccno. IIo drugged Juliet out of the tomb ns If she had been n bundle of old clothessays the New York Morning Journal. Before falling ho spread nn enormous silk pocket handkerchief upon the stage , put his oi > crn hat for n pillow , and then very gently laid himself down. "Ah , you may laugh , " ho said , In answer to the shriek Unit hulled this now device , "but I do not intend to soil my nice , now vel vet dress nion these dirty boards. " Shouts of "encore" followed his death , mid ho obeyed the demand with alacrity , swal lowed the poison over again nnd repeated all thu symptoms of n violent sen sickness with uioro gusto than before. The performance was demanded far n v.'iT\t"trHl i when Juliet , entering into the nbsurdltyoT-tliO .situation , rose up und , ad vancing to the footlights , gave u quotation from the play , very nptly altered : Dying Is such sweet sorrow That ho will dlo again uutil tomorrow. Sound and Color. The expression of musical effects In terms of color seems nfter all to bo not entirely fun- rifnl , suys the Now York Kvenlng Post , Writers on muslo have long used such expres sions -orchestral color , " "clang Uut , " etc. , nnd their meaning has been well understood , but recent experiments show that thcso psychological slmilas have a substantial basis In physiology. Sounds can bo heard when the colored light of the solar spectrum fulls upon silks or woods of various colors. Green light falling upon red worsted gives the loud est sound , and the feeblest Is produced by the blue light of the spectrum. Writers on musical ivstliotlcs have often attempted to ut- tributa colors to certain keys ; it may soon nppcur that the correctness or Incorrectness of their sound perception can bo scientifically demonstrated. What a vista this opens for the imaginative musicians of the futmol The coming Wagner will doubtless dcsplso both form und dramatic slgntllcnnco , and pre sent us with nn orchestral picture of pure color. Instead of books of leading motives 'audiences will bo provided with pocket kaleidoscopes , and tno enthusiastic young lady of tho-noxt century will rave over some violinist's di'lccato effects in salmon and clo- lUiuut's breath. Wluit ShiRorH Humid Hut. Do Vivo , the oporutto manager , speaking of - tour ho inudo in 1807 , relates this breezy ' ' - ' ' Clara Loulso Kullotftf i "Allsa Kellogg ill it not mnko much of n success. She was n slender girl , bn ihfiil ntul very fond of pies , I remember well on our lirst stop for breakfast nt llio Syracuse depot , llrlg- neil was vis-ft-vls to her. eating chop * , eggs , beefsteaks , slewed chicken , etc. , ns ha was the greatest cater of nil the singers I over saw. Seeing Miss Kellogg eat ing n plcco of pic and drinking n glass of milk , ho snld to tiers 'Mlu cum , you must cat hccfstnks , hcefstnks , hccfstnks , chops , chops , chops , nnd drink buono clnrcts , otherwise you will never be nhle to sing. You nrc too weak. Take my advice [ and I know very well Unit she did take his advice ] nnd become a good cater , too.1" _ MtiHionl and Dramatic. The veteran actor , .Tames B. Murdoch , has gone to Ohio to spend his remaining years. An old lady In Vienna htw arranged to have the Strauss orchcstni play ut her funeral. Mine. Albnnt Is reported as having cleared ? .Vi,000 during her six months' sojourn in A rncrlcn. Annlo Ward Tiffany has made nn emphatic hit in her new comedy-drama , "The Step daughter. " C. II. Hoyt's latest play will ho called "A Trip to Chinatown. " Mr. Hey t Is now ut his summer home , Charleston , N. II. Mr. Daniel Frohman Is now In London , the guest of Mr. nnd Mrs. Kendul. The Kendals will spend the summer in France. Klchnrd Stahl's new opera , "The Sen King , " will bo presented In New York for the Jlrst time .Tune 'JII , ut 1'almcr's theater. Mr. A. M. Palmer , has secured "A Pair of Spectacles , " which is now running In Lon don , and may obtain also Mr. .Tones' "Judah. " Mr , Mini tell will open the next season Sep tember , nt Duluth , and Miss Hosu Coghlan will open in the same city later in the same month. Miss Mittens Willett and Mr. J. M. Colvlilo have been engaged by Mr. Edwin H. Price to play leading parts with Miss laru Morris next season. "Moses , or the Bondage in Egypt , " Is the title of the out-of-door spectacle that Cincin nati will enjoy in August. The Temples of Isis nnd Apis are already up. The American Musician says. ' 'Some day n comic opera manager in want of a , % nttmction will try "Tho Bohemian Girl" put on spectac ularly and make his fortune. "Kinuldo " in live acts , n now tragedy by Ernest Lacy , will probably be given n New York production next season. The scenes nro laid In Italy In the sixteenth century. Mr. Charles Arnold , avho toured the country last season in "Hans , the Boatman. " has closed n contract for n year's engage ment In England , Australia and China. Vienna will have the biggest concert two months hence that has been given since the Boston Peace Jubilee , for 'J.OOO singers will appear nnd will march to the hall In proces sion. sion.The The Trovatoro informs Its renders that the season of 'German opera closed in New York "with a total loss of $ ir > ( ) ,000 , an nverago of S2'JX , ( ) for each of the sixty-seven leprescnta- tions. " Mrs. J. C. Williamson , nn Australian man ager , has secured the American nnd AustralIan - Ian rights for "GlcnDallogh , " an Irish drama by Mr. Edmund Giirncy , which will shortly have its production in this country. "Tho Hustlers , " a now musical force com edy by Lew Kosen , will bo one of the novel ties of next season. It will bo sent on the road by Thomas II. Davis , the manager of the "Stowaway , " nnd .Time IJosenthal. Mr. Howe Hansel is now playing the part of Jack Adams in "Money Mad , " formerly ta ken by Mr. Stcelo Maekayo , the author of the play. Mr. Maekayo wants more time to de vote to the business end of the enterprise. Mr. Basil West'who has supported Mr. Henry Irving , Mr. Henry Wilson and Mrs. Bernard Bccro in London , nnd Mr. Newton Sonn , who was with the Florences , have been .engaged for Mrs. Leslie Carter's company. Another actress to turn teacher is heard from. This time it is Clint-lotto Thompson , who has gene to Milwaukee to form u class in elocution and the methods of acting. The list of retired players thus engaged is yearly growing larger. "By Order of the Czar , " is the namonfn now "play written for Mine. Janauschek , which she will produce next season. The authors iiamo will not bo revealed for the present. The complications cf the play , whoso scenes nro laid in Kussia , of course are political as well as domestic. ' London Is having n dose of piano playing Just now. Among tlio moro prominent of the visiting pianists arc Mines. Sophie Mentor and Madeleine Schiller , Messrs. Stuvcnha- gcn , Paderewski , Franz Kummcl , Arthur Fricdheim nnd SapelniUpfT , to sny nothing of the numerous others of lesser note. Frederick Wtirdo , tlio tragedian , begins his next season September , in Troy , N. Y. . where ho is to open the now Griswold opera house with a spectacular production of Henry VIII. Mr. Wnrdo will bo seen as Cardinal AVolsoy , and Mrs. D. P. Dowers as Queen Elizabeth , supported by u specially selected company. Mr. Joseph Hnworth intends to give a pro duction of Will F. Sago's play of "Dostiny" next season. "Destiny , " by the way , is a dramatization of Charles Dickens' "Tale of Two Cities , " and was played at MoVickcr's cloven years ago. Thoroloof Sydney Carton , which Air. Hnworth will play , was then taken by Gcorgo Learock. COXXVJIM.t I.ITIHS. Two old gentlemen , 0110 eighty-two nnd the other seventy-eight years old , had a stnndup light ono day lust week in Portland , Ore. , over a young widow. The wife of Baron Edward Austin of Aber deen , Scotland , who lied to America with her bubo in her arms to avoid mistreatment , died in needy circumstances in Indianapolis. A man's capacity for endurance in some re spects changes nfter marriage. The lover that never grumbled at holding u lllU-pound girl for hours , grumbles if ho has to hold u ten-pound baby for two minutes. Mrs. Anulo Butcher and James M. Hutch- iuson , who were accused of infanticide , made prosecution for their crime impossible by getting married , as neither husband nor wife can bo compelled to testify against tlio other. ' Charles G. Barnnard , llfty-six years old nnd n leading business man at Lansing , Mich. , was married to MM. Lizzie Jackson , n negrcss. Barnnard has a respected wife and largo family , but the Jackson woman was mndo to bcliovu that Mrs. Barnnard was Barnmu-d's sister. Baruuurd will bo prose cuted for bigamy , Mrs. Mary Fwhman of New York put out n big washing the day her husband died. Afterward she hud the parlor window shades drawn up , and placed in the window pictures of herself and husband draped in red , white and bluo. l.n flic basement window wcro dis played u pair of scales and n bologna Miusage , also draped In red , white and bluo. Ncllio M. Gonzolus is suing for a divorce from ono husband in St. Paul and Is defend * ant in the suit brought by another husband in Minneapolis. I ) . M. Gonzolos , who objected to paying her alimony on thu ground that she was receiving n liberal allowance from her other husband , K. L. Scott , claims that the llcklo vonng woman di'sertedhlm three years ago. Ho doesn't euro to press proceedings for Digamy , but simply wants leave to return to finglo blessedness. A romantic young woman named Barbara , who gets her mull nt Okoto , ICuu. , wrote her address on an egg , and in duo course of time n postal curd arrived nt the Okoto oftlco from James Miller of Ml Flushing nvenue , Brook lyn , N. Y. , saying that in n lot of eggs re ceived at his store this ono was found , und If the young lady was so inclined hu would bo pleased to hear further from her ; also that ho was single nnd alone , but that It was by no means curtain that hu would always re main so. Further developments nro nwuited. At Ofen , Hungary , a woman has died who hud not for thirty yours gene outside her houso. She was the daughter of well-to-do parents. Thirty years ago she was about to bo married. Her lover , "to test her obedl- once nnd love , " desired her on u certain feast day not to go into the streets. She agreed , but bi-oko hi.-r protuko and went into the town. Tlio next day her lover broke the en gagement , and thereupon she made u vow that never nguln during her lifetime would bho Icavo her house and she kept her word. Tito other day W. P. Franklin , a bright young follow , reached San Antonio with Miss Knto O'Neal , daughter of u wealthy stock man of McMullcn county. They swore that they wcro of ago and that no legal Impedi ment to their mnrringo existed. They were given n license , wcro wedded , nnd went to parts unknown to spend the honeymoon. It was learned that the girl , who Is very beauti ful , is under ugo , und that this is the lirst successful clopeiuont out of three attempts , O'Neal Is ti determined man , nnd is bitterly opiKwed to Fruukliu , uuil has bworu to kill both lover * . * THE LIGHT 01 ; L1JIE ROCK. How It ia Looked After by the Heroine Ida Lewis. THE VEILED WOMEN OF ARABIA , Sccludcil IJVCH ! of the Wives of Mos lem * Worth the Man Milliner K lu- ontcd Ijnillc.s ns HOIIHC Hcrvii'nts Never KiiHlilonnlile. Running from the nmlnlnntl of the city of Newport , It. I. , Into the west siilo of Its hnrbor , IH a loiif ' , , sttumuh ly built wliurf , says KllenLcCtmloIn tbo Ladled' Homo Journal. Were you to llnd your way to Its end , you would ere lony see. from the lighthouse beyond , a woman appear and ghuico In your direction. Presently , with agile step , ? ho runs down the narrow ladder fastened to the stone wall , jumps nimbly into ti boat , unties it from its moorings , takes the heavy oars , and , with a beauty of stroke all her own , pulls with a loiif * and a strong pull that sends her flying toward the stops of the pier on which you wait. Her buck Is as erect us that of n , young girl , her powerful strength manifest in the great strides the rowboat makes , and yet , when she deftly turns it around and you got a good look at her face , it cun bo seen that it belongs to a woman in middle life , but upon whom time has loft but few tell-talo marks. She puts out u welcoming hand with u beautiful white wrist , lidding a cheery srnilo and word of greeting as she makes ready to take you over to Lime Hock as her pucst. You have cause for self-congratulation in being thus favored by the heroine Ida Lewis. Life on a light-house , situated as is time Rock light , is not the gruesome thing generally imagined. With a six- roomed houfco there are cares that 1111 the day , and , like any other "gudo wife , " Miss Lewis has her pots , kettles and pans to attend to. rooms to sweep , beds to make , papers and magazines to read , letters to write , ami all the vari ous etceteras to manage which fill the time of a busy woman. A devoted church woman , she spends Sunday on shore whenever her brother is at home. As the only woman light-house keeper in our ecumtry , and the last one that will bo given u light for such is the verdict of the powers that be Miss Lewis has other duties that are unique. Kxactly at sundown slip must light her lamp , and precisely at midnight another must be substituted. All through the night it must bo watched and Miss Lewis likens this constant care to that demanded by an infant. The wick might llaro or burn low , the chimney smoke or crack , or any of the hundreu-and-ono accidents happen that are over taking place with the use of kerosene oil. She can but catch cat-naps ; hence the nearness of her sleeping-room to the light. At sun rise the law requires her lamp , like the foolish virgins' , to have gone out , and from thin fact she is an early riser. The responsibility is no small one , for the slightest neglect of duty or accident to her lenses would bring a report from the first seaman who suffered by it. Lives hang on her vigilance , but to her credit no light on all the coastis as regularly or perfectly attended to , nor does any other gain from the government inspec tor so high a report. ' Miss Lewis keeps a daily expense book , noting just the amount } f wick and oil burnt , and the time to a second of the lighting and putting out of the lamp. In addition , a record of the weather must "bo entered daily. As Lime Rock light is a lirst- class light , no rations are allowed , the yearly salary being $7.30 , and two tons of coal. _ AVoi-th , the Mnn-Milliiicr. Few American women who have visit ed Europe are unfamiliar with the en tresol on the A venue do 1'Operu , in which Worth , the monarch of dressmaking holds his court. Worth was originally a shopman in a largo I'ondon dry goods store. Ho was promoted from the conn- tea to become a buyer for the firm by which ho was employed. In that capac ity ho visited Paris and there con ceived the idea of the dressmaking busi ness which lias made his name as famil iar to tlie women as that of .Bismarck or Gladstone is to the world at large. The Illustrated American has obtained from Worth the only photograph of himself that ho over consented to have pub lished. It shows him in the costume in which ho usually receives his subjects the devotees of fashion who will atoneo recognize the peculiar velvet cap some what like a loose Tarn o' Shunter , ami the velvet faced dressing-gown which ho affects. Worth K manner is autocrat ic. Ho fully appreciates the fact that ho has achieved great ness. Tie lives in a pretty villa , buried in flowers , at Yillo d'Avray , the suburb of Puris , where Gambctta died. Worth receives his would-bo customers with the dignified air of a verita ble sovorign. Ho listens to their intima tions of the style in which they believe the forthcoming coscumo should be "cre ated , " but ho does not always follow tlioir suggestions. Ho refuses to bo fettered in in his ' ' " tered any way 'creations. The interview ended , ho waives his fail- visitor toward an adjoining room , where Mllo. Louise or some other of his chief assistants perhaps "tries on" a dress of the style desired by their caller , and at tends to the details of her order. Servants. It is so often said that the plan of en gaging ladies as domo.stio servants does not succeed that it is safisfoctory to hear at least of one case where the plan has been tried most satisfactorily by a lady who has a domestic establishment in London and in this country , says the Pall Mall Gazette. The eternal servant question cropping up in a recent conversation with this lady ( writes a lady representative ) , I asked her how the plan of employing educated women of the upper glasses as servants had answered. "It has been entirely suc cessful , " was the reply"and mysorvants are now always ladies , I have one , a housemaid , a charming girl , who is the daughter of a medical man , and all of whoso inulo relations are professional men , and who docs her work as thor oughly and as well as any ordinary iorv- ant could bo expected to do it. " "Then you do not tlnd that , after the glamour of novelty is worn elf the lady borvants begin to find it rather unpleasant - pleasant to do menial work ? " "Not in in the least. If they are real ladles ( and it is , of course , only in' cases whore they ai'o that it can succeed ) , they will know that menial work does not lower them. Of course , I try to avoid giving them so- called 'dirty' work as much as possible. For instance , blacking grates is very un pleasant work , and very ungrateful work , too , for the result is never lasting and never particularly effective. I therefore have grates only decorated with tiles as much as possible , and with the smallest part of ironwork requiring blacking. Again , in order to avoid scrubbing , I have the lloora covered with material which only requires wiping. A great many arrangements can bo nnulo in this way to make housework less hard and unpleasant , and if the mistress would only spcud u little inoro thought on thcw matters I am sure there would bo fewer complaints from and about ser vants. A ( "At the snrao tlme 'Jiio lady went on , "I always insist on rny servants fulfilling overy.duty they hay * ; undertaken to per form. If they ongngo to black my boots they have to do it , "rind.1 " do It rogulary and well. But this does not prevent mo from having them in my drawing- room after dinner { ( ml playing a muno of whist or any other gumo with mom. Tholr lives are , oven under the most favorable circumstances , rather mon otonous , and where wo can put a little color and brightness.into them I think it is our duty'to do It , , "Then do they take their meals with you , too" "No. .AJUi rule I find that they prefer to take { bflr meals together separately , and as they have to cook and servo the meals , this is a moro conven ient arrangement. Hut otherwise I treat them as equals , and I have not found that they abuse this treatment. " flume ThlngM Never in Fashion. There are some tilings that are never in. fashion , although llio enterprising shopman may fill his windows witli them. One Is green gloves ; if one green glove can bo worse than another it is that kind with V-shaped sections of white kid sot in them , says a writer in the Ladies Homo Journal. These never were and never will bo fashionable , and do not lot anybody induce you to spend your money on them. Then while scarlet crepe bonnets and Scarlet trimmings are in good taste , leave all red hats , specially the largo ones in the nursery. Arrange your red colorings in some other way and do not leave It all in a hat. "La Mode never ap proves of them. Then do not believe that blacks , grays and browns are to bo forgotten for some odd shade of green , pink or blue ; the first are always in good taste. Peculiar tints are never to be desired unless one has a wardrobe in which gowns are very niitnnrmiH. Do not bo persuaded into buying any thing. Think out before you start what you want , and endeavor to get it. The pennncB of wearing unbecoming and un suitable costumes , or adjuncts , is a try ing one ; so bo Aviso , and by choosing judiciously do not put yourself in a posi tion that will involve your having to un do it. Sack cloth and ashes mean hup- pinoss as compared with silk and tulle for all hours and occasions. Feet Unbecomingly Dressed. As a rule it must bo noted that Ameri can ladies dress charmingly and with taste , says Lucy Hooper in the St. Louis Post-Dispatch. The points in which they are apt to show weakness are thee < per taining to bonnets and shoes. They do not seem to appreciate the delicacy of taste in design and the artistic finish 'of execution that characterize the best specimens of Parisian millinery. They will crown a custome from Worth's with a $ " > hat from Bon Marclic , and will never comprehend the incongruity. They will wear black leather boots with white din ner dresses and console themselves for what they vaguely understand is inap propriate adjuncts by ivlleeting that , after all , their feet will bo hidden under the dinner tables. This is all the more singular as they are very particular in the matter of gloves , and the small American foot , always the admiration of European observers , surely deserves bet tor treatment and more careful and ad vantageous setting oil' . Women More Uoomimlual Than Men. Said a Washington street banker to a reporter for the Chicago Tribune : My observation brings mo to the conclusion that women who are tljrown upon their own exortioiib manage better than men and will save a little out of a small in come where a man"woild | give up , take to drink or cominik .Buioide. A man thinks it beneath bim.munhood to make a less deposit than $ .3. A poor woman with two or three children to support will wash , iron , cook , and nursa , take in from ? ( > to $10 a week for the same , sup port her little household , buy her chil dren nn occasional toy or a little candy , keep her house looking tidy , herself presentable , pay her rent and make a de posit hero weclcly of from fifty cents to $1. Wo have several such depositors in this bank. I never sec ono of those pale- faced , tired-looking women at the win dow that 1 do not feel like going out and saying something to encourage her. I don't have much time to read , but I do not believe there are any such stories in print as I could toll you if it wore proper to do so. Women stand misfor tune better than men. I was in ono of the savings banks that went under in this city several years ago. The poor women who wore the loners were the heroines. While some of the men who lost raved , went mad , took to drink , and some committed suicide , the poor women wont on silent and sorrowful , beginning life again penniless. Whoa the Lord in.iuo shade , the devil in vented loafers. There may bo "sermons in stones" but don't imagine , Mend , that tliero arc "rocks in religion. " Tlio Minister Johnny , arc you a peed boy ? Johnny No , but I was before your llttlo boy moved into the neighborhood. A sermon is too often transformed into a highway over which a preacher parades hia literary attainments. The proileher who bears down heaviest on our neighbors' fallings is the ono who will get tljo largest salary. Minister ( to horse jockey ) What is your business , may I usk < Horse Jockey I am in the service of the American Track society. Teacher ( at Sunday schoolBetty ) , what huvo wo to do first before wo can expect for giveness of our sins. Betty Wo have to sin lirst. Give ua this day our dally bread , And this likewise wo ax ; Bo it with butter thickly spread , And free , O Lord , from tax. Jones Was It not disgraceful the way in which Smith snored in church yesterday f Brown 1 should think it was. Why , ho wak ened us all. "Havo you a good cooki" "Sho's very good ( iocs to church four times a weelc , She can't cook , though. " * "My sermon will bo collective this morn ing , " said the preacher , after which a contri bution was taken. Thero'll bo 116 moro sorrow there in the ftituro to good people given For the maiden iniitli rich' golden hair ; Thero'll bo no white horses in heaven , Utter paaco and release fit/iii all pain , For these by necessity driven To market their daughters ( for gain ; Thero'll bo no " 100" iil'hi'aven. There'll ho no moro sorrow there ; Bread with sweets i will for one class bo leavened ; , ' Clothed In garments ofwhite , pure and fair , There'll ho millions of jitoets in heaven. "How long did it takaXoahto build the ark ! " risked the teacher. ,1'Dunno , " cnino the answer. "Why dealt , > .vou < " inquired the teacher , sternly. " 'Causo ' , " replied u live- ye.ir-old youngster , "I wmm't there. " The act of the provincial government of Quebec in offering u bounty of 100 acres of land to all families of twelve ) or moru child ren-living in that province has had an effect to bring the remarkable fecundity of the French Canadians Into bold relief. Applica tions for those grants are coming in to the provincial secretary at the rate of a score a day , and since early in April , when the law was passed , the government has been placed la possession of proof establishing tlio ex istence and whereabouts of about ono thou sand families of upward of twelve living children , and still they como. Thu uvcrugo slzo of these families has not been ascer tained as yet , but it will probably bo about fifteen , und not 5 per ccut of them bear English uamca. WHEN IS WOMAN HAPPIEST ? Anna Katharine Green Asks Is It Before or After Marriage , AS MAIDEN , WIFE AND MOTHER , Kneh Period and Condition oflilfo tins ItH 1'cuullnr Joys Knmll HOIIICH .Wlicrc Iiovo Hulos Discon tent In Palaces. This question can bo best answered by these who have reached the pinnacle of old age , ami who can look back with unprejudiced eyes upon the past. If wo go to thu elderly matron and say , "At what time was life full est to you I Was It before marriage , when the hoinago of a lover created romance in your young days , or during the weeks of the honeymoon , when new and old struggled to gether , anil the startled and delighted heart luirdly know whether It was moved most to pain or pleasure by the sweet now experience of ever-present love , or In these later days when , the novelty of wedded Hfo over , you settled down to the cares and pleasures of a homo and a growing family of children I "If you say this , I ask , , What will the answer oftcncst bo ? "The years of early wlfchooil and you tig motherhood brought mo the deepest Joy. Thought they were marked bv many trials , they wore gilded with n freshness of enjoy ment that made toil easy and rcsponlsbility light. " And it is strange how true this is. As girls we have seen young couples in their new iniulo homes nourishing and petting the Ilrst off spring of their love , and wondered sometimes why the mother's eye betrayed so MUCH SICIUT : CONTENTMENT when Work was so plenty and care so uncens- A small house with or without a single maid to keep It , and u crying baby to quiet and rear did not offer to the observer such a tri umphant pictm-o of bliss as the rhymes of the poets and the dreams of our own imagi nation had led us to expect from the promises of love. But stop into the place yourself ; have for your own the small home , for your own the crying baby , who a mother secretly knows smiles oftener then it weeps , anil how chang ed is the aspect of affairs I The house that looked pinched and narrow when inhabited by another has expanded into a palace of delights , for there you are what you have never been before , mistress and iiuccn. No longer a subordinate , you tbo heart of its comfort and the souco of its prosperity. Then the babel A commonplace object enough when it is your neighbor's child , but WHAT A WONI > IK : , what nn unspeakable wonder when it carries your own blood in its veins , and smile did ever a baby smile before { with just that brightness you have seen around its father's lips at times , and which has grown so dear ah ! young mothers know all 1 would say and all 1 would have them infer , and only young mothers ! For though with maturing years come profounder - founder emotions , there is a touching quality in the feelings that duster about the iirst- born child which is oxparicuccd but i > neo. The element of freshness is in it all. Love has not yet lost its bloom , nor has The gleam. The llglitthut novel- was on sea or land , vanished from your daily comings and goings. Other babes may bo lairer , but to the lirst one alone is it given to awaken TUB INSTINCTS OF MATIIItNITV , and reveal to the amazed heart what depths lay hidden within its recesses. Of coin-so there is a difference In people , as there is n difference in circumstances. . To tlio girt who has married too soon , or who has given her hand amiss , there is u weight of faro or a weight of trouble laid upon these days of early married life that not only robs them of their romance , but actually tills them with darkness aud revolt. To such , time and linage alone can bring relief or awaken that power of endurance which is the solo' salva tion of s-oinoof earth's unfortunates. But the mass of women have but ono story to tell , even such as have met with great worldly prosperity , and to whom old ago comes "with an access of worldly splendor which was far from surrounding them in earlier days. I remember ono case. An aged mother , who bad lived to see her large family of sons occupying positions of unusual wealth and power in the financial world , was asked what period of her life she regarded with the greatest pleasure. "She replied : "Tho days when I lived with my husband in a log cabin out west , and had all my little ones about my knee. " Yes , that is it. MI'.MOKV I.OVKS Till : N'.UtHOW 11OOM , the low ceiling , the rough walls , no matter how bare , because then the little ones wore about the Unco , looking up with trusting eves and innocent smiles into the face that is their all , and beneath which they bloom with out any thought as yet of the feverish world , with its hopes , its fears , its ambitions , and its allurements. Do you hear the stall that unconsciously escapes the lipof that proud and seemingly sclf-satislied matron , who , in all the pomp of wealth and station rides down the avenue in her carriage and set's- through its polished windows the young mother trundling her baby and smiling us her own lip-i have not smiled since that gay and somewhat dissi pated young man she calls her son was an in fant ; Why does she sigh ? Has she not a homo of splendor , a troop of servitors , unlimited mqans , and all that she once thought would bring her unalloyed happiness * Yes ; yet the tears como when visitors such us these bring baelc pictures of a little golden head nestling on a pillow in a nursery whits with Innocence mid a mother's prayers. Before that picture niu : I'AI.ATIAI. IIOMI : SII.MS : KMITV , and when she mounts the steps and enters the massive portals , you can see by tlio wistfulness - ness of her gaze that her mind is not upon tno objects of beauty and splendor that sur round her , but upon another and dearer scene a shabby staircase possibly , cumbered with n broken drum and a dismembered doll , and worn by tlio tread of llttlo feet. There Is no butler waiting In that hull , but them Is a rush of tiny feet to welcome her , a gush ot Infan tile laughter , a cry of "Mamma ! mammal" that more than amends for the cold and me chanical service that alone receives her now. Or so one Judges by the start with which she suddenly awakes to the present and rous- sumes Us cares , duties and requirements. Then there Is another pleasure attendant upon the early years of womanhood which necessarily falls with growing experience. ' There Is a homo to 'furnish , and if through industry and perse venture the means for this gradually comes , what delight the fresh hearted young couple take in the accumula tion of necessary articles , varied as it so.netlmes is by the luxury of some lo.ig-desircd acquisition which is not abso lutely necessary , but which for that very rea son is so much the moro dc.sircd and so much the moro deeply appreciated. There are many charming sights in this world , notwithstanding its multiform cares and troubles , but I know of none moro touch ing and delightful than the vitlou of a youth ful pair traversing the Directs together with thatMir Mir raor.KNT.ss xr.vcit TO m : MISTAKES' , in search of some long-desired object which they have accumulated sufllcicnt money to buy. buy.Docs a Yiuulerbilt or an Astor ever know their Joy , or Is It passible for the satiated taste of the old and wealthy over to rualUo the throb of these young hearts as thov at last hasten homeward with their treasure In tlioir arms ) No , no ; these are pleasures which belong to the beginning of things. They como not again , except as wo live our life over In our children. Let the young rnako the most of them , and not allow the engrossing cares of motherhood to blind their eyes to the fact that the halcyon days nro upon them , and that they uro now creating memories upon Which it will bo a delight - light for them to linger In their old age. ANNA KATIIAIUM : GJIKEN' . Mrs. Wlggy Don't you think our now minister preaches divinely ! Wr. Wlggsy I do. but I wish ho didn't ; if ho'd only preach u little moro humanly a fellow might diviuo what ho'a gcttlui ; ut THE LEONID DRY AIR CLEANABLE REFRIGERATOR Best in the "World. Others may claim thattlioir Hi'frlpnrators nroniKood os tlicvI.KONAKI ) OIKANA1IIK' but they uro NOT. They cannot use the many Rpcclul features which constitute Iff tncof- Insist upon having tlio MOUNAUI ) . v ou wilt make a mlstaliu If you buy any other kind. lllii WA1U2 OF IMITATIONS. Our pi-Iocs on the Leonard dlcanahln are as tow as asked for tlio many Inferior lefrlgvra- lors on the market. Wo ui'o solo agents for Omaha. Milton Rogers & Sons , Corner 14th & Fanum Sts. , OPPOSITE PAXTON HOTEL. O o o TOOLS. Jas. Morton & Son 1511 Dodge St. IjteriMfferrill n * * PERMANENTLY LOCATED AT 218 S. 15TH ST. , Opposite Hoyd's Opoia llouso. NO CHARGE FOR SERVICES To All Cases Taken During the First Three Months. Those eminent I'hyslclans , Surgeons nnd Specialists are iire-enilnisntly above all otlinrs In tliu treatment of all ( Jhroiilv , Nervous. Hldn and lllootl Diseases , and dlsoaHus peculiar to women. No matter wliut your complaint , consult tlu'so skillful surgeons , who ate able to ell'eot cures In many easus that liavo been pronounced hope-loss. All surgical diseases , tumors and deformities removed with aston ishing insults , ( leiilto-iirltmry surgery , stric ture , all diseases anil deformities of cither sex , all impediments to marriage ciilcldy | re moved. I.on : ; uvperlunee , with unparalleled success , Is the best evidence of a doctor's Ollico Hours Oa. in. untllfi 11. in. Sunday , 10 to I- Thousands successfully treated by correspondence. "All confidential. Bend 4 cents In stamps to Insure prompt leply. EH , J. E , ICcfiEEW , THESIPECBALIIST. The Doctor U iinwpneteil In tlio trriitmcnt < i ( all forim of 1'rlviito Dlftriifee , No treatment line ever liven nniri' tiicci'iaful utul uono lii : hail stronger endow- ini'ilt. A enrols Kimrnntecd In tlio \ < Ty wore ! cntee In frnm 3 toSdnvb without tint lose ( if nn hour' * time. flTPlHj9JT6irHflTOfff Thofo ulio Imvo been S'&TKSllh ' B filME.ui.ilcr Hirlctiirooriliniciilly . Ins treatment tor la rt'llcrln ? llio lilaililcr , jiruilnunco It n most u under fill HICITIM , A complito cnro In a few UIIJB\shlioiit iialn. iiin'riinu'iils nr loeu it timo. - Anil all \rrr.k. nf the tlmlillty or nc'rvoiiencre , In their \\nnl fonnu aud incKt ilrciiilf-il result * nro nlisoliilrly ciirril. " - 1 Amliill KHMAI.K | DISISASKH cured nt hunin ultlinut liiKlriiincnls. A wonderful remedy. HOL'ltb for InillcH from 2 to 4 ONLY. DIII ) all Dlrrnirg of the tikln , HluoU , Hi-nrt , 1.1 vi r , Kid- ne\8 mid Illuudur rurcil. I'nri'il In 30 In CO dnye. The i mott npiil. ptifo nnil cllcrt- l c trrAiinvnt knnun to the medical profonilon , livery Unco of I ho ilucueo re- rnnveil from thu blood ; ncompli'tocuro guaranteed , fatff C * V ° t "mnn" or "uoinntt" , each lOc ( itnmiii ) . Treatment by cortc- Hponilenco Htnmp for reply. N K t'oit llru AND KJIUNAU ST. Oii'ii | fi-din 8 A .M. to 0 1' . .M. 1 Kauancn on Furrmm or HUi tit. , OMAHA. NEB. BABYBf IgFREE to my i > lw * tn lii Uniu-i tUUi , iUo , Ht | Jumi r , KirjrrUi , b fttlei untl tiirli' Tilcj * U. 0. I > . dit el ffiiiq t. U , HptMffr'ft > BO > lor } , HI W. Million M. . Clur rfw. t $ U llOttvtU. K iidXe. iimp for i > w r ik. lit iuwl ( utuj U tU ntiU , TIM ) Thr * figure 0 In our ( littm will mnkn n long Uj , No man orvorrmn now living will ever data i Jocumcnt without using the IVRuro P. It itanili In the third pluco In ISO , where U will remain ten year * nnd then move up to iccotul place In 1900. where U will rest for ono hundred years. There Unnotlier " 9" which tint also como to dlny. It It unlike the figure 0 In our dntci In the respect that U hiLt already moved up to first plnce , where It will permanently remain. It It c.illeJ the "No. 9" Hlsh Arm Wheeler .t Wllnon Sewliif Machine. The "No. P" was cndor rd for flr t place by UK tipcrU ot Kuropo nt the I'm Is Kxpoiillon of 1889 where , after n levcroconlmt wtlli the lending mar chines of the world , It wai awarded the only Omul Vrlzc given to family sewing mnchlnct , alt others on exhibit having received lower nwnrdi of gold medaU , etc , The French Government also recognized Its imperlorllytiythodecortit Ion ot Mr. Nathanlel\Vheflcrl're ldentof the company , with the Cross of the Legion of Honor. The "No. 0" U not en old machine Improve J tron , frit is an entirely new machine , nnd the Grand TrUe at 1'arl * was awarded It nn the grand1 rt advance In tcwtni : machine meclKinisin of tin ago. These who buy It can reft assured , there , tore , of having tbo very Ifttusl nnd bceU WHEELER & WILSON Jt'FQ CO. , 185 nnil 187 Wnlmsh Avc. , Chicago. P. E. FLODMAN & CO , 2i > 0 North 10th Micct. Estaimshed 1808. A. SIMPSON . J. , BMorprliiKnltnelinicnt. No liorcomotion. The oldest nnd largest ourrliigo factory 'n Omalia fur line work , uslii the cole- hrntcil spring washer iixlc. Drafts nnd estimates furnished. Fine repairing a siict'inlty. 140 ! ) anil Mil Dodge St. , Omuli.i. What Makes Home More Pleasant - THAN A - Talking Parrot. olTcr for snlo tills week n lot of very nlco Inrno crcon 1'arrolH , UK follows. Yellow IIiMiiloil Mhrnenllios , fi | ! each , Inslciirt of t20 lluu- Fronted Amazon , $18 rnch , Instciul < if t''i. ) oiit > lo Vi'llow llrniloil Parrots , ! K"HM ! 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