THE OMAHA DAILY BEE , SUJSTDAY , < APEIL 13 , 1890.-TWENTY" PAGES. THE DOCTOR'S ' PRESCRIPTION Mrs. Wlnklo-Oli. doctor. I've brought my little Johnny lo sen what yon oan ilo for him. Hn Is growing so fust Hint Ills clothes won't III him. I'nii't you nroiTllin something for him Dr. Iooiliiil--Yi" ) . I < "an. I would miEife.st a visit to Bellman's jjirat clothing resort on Kith anil l > 'nrii in wtivrt , wlicn'yon can got him u unit of clothes that will lit him and toavc less of , ] ilHi | ( > ftini cYiioM'd to I IIP xu'nllicr. At pri'Mi'iit InIs too well ventilated. . .Mrs.V. . - lint I t'nii't afford lo liny him a new suit iwr > few months. Dr. D.--Ves. von can If you liny liU elotlu'rt til llullnmn's , for their charges tire fully onc- ON TH ALERT For REAL bargains will be held spell-bound when they confront OUR BIGSHOW ? WINDOWS TO-MORROW. 534 men's business and general -purpose suits ( as per samples in window ) , in cheviots , cassimcres , worsteds and Scotch goods , all wool , and bought expressly for this spring's trade and marked low , in plain figures , to sell at from $6.50 to ' $9.00. We place the entire line on sale for ONE WEEK at the unifom price of Your surprise will be even greater when you examine the excellent quality and make of this line o suits , but this spring our stock is enormous , and the season opening a little late , wre won't dilly-dally , but "let 'em go. " Your very best interest demands an inspection of this particular line. OT TIP ? vJUJrt Lot 2129 A stunner in 3-button Cutaway Suits , in black and gray check cheviot , actually worth $13.50 ; our selling price this week , $8.50.- Lot 2119 Fancy colored , invisible plaid cassimere , 3-button Cut away suit , new in design and very neat for dress suit ; price only $11.50. Lot 16l2---Brown and gold mix stripe Scotch suit , 3-button Cut away , a garment tasty in appearance and perfection in fit , Monday $12.50. DRESS SUITS In this particular line we pride ourselves , , and for first-class trade we are showing all the novelty fabrics in 3 and 4-button cutaways , straight cut and Prince Albert suits , made up mod ern , broad stitched edges and flat braided , equal in trim , fit and general appearance to the finest merchant tailor turn-out , and at prices ranging from $1250 to $20.00. Our Boys' and Children's Suit Dept. Contains bargains for you that arc only to be seen to be appreciated. KNEE PANT SUITS , ages 4 to 14.ranging in price from $1.25 to $3.00 , honest , well made garments and the largest assortment in Omaha to select from. BOYS' LONG PANT SUITS , from $2.50 to $4.00 , every va riety in color , and made up for durability. IN FURNISHING GOODS Our line of fancy and staple underwear , fancy shirts , novelties in fine neck wear , hosiery-gloves , etc. , as seen in our show window will convince one and all that we are leaders in low prices in this class of o'oocls. OUR HAT DEPARTMENT is stocked with ever known shape in stiff and soft goods and our very low prices keeps us constantly assorting up. WEEK OF > GB..NUINB. BARGAINS AT THE GIDDY WHIRL REVIEWED , The First Post Lentou Week Pull of Engag ing Pastimes. A REVIEW OF ITS OHIEF EVENTS. A Cobweb Party tin : Novel Kent tire TiK'sdnyV l > iiii(20 Coming Tri- uniilis | > r Cupid In'tcrnHt- iii Suc'lul Gossip. The time for waltzing at half measure with guilty consciences , covered shoulders nnd down-dropped eyes is a part of the past. The giddy whirl has commenced oneo moro and , nlthough the pace Is not yet quick enough to turn one's head , the week has been reason ably full of engaging pastimes. A resume will show dances enough to please the heels withal , cards to win now honors and prizes withal , an occasional luncheon or dinner to encourage conversation wise and otherwise withal , a cohweh parly full of golden oppor tunities for the younger married denies to don Easter feathers and liellower themselves to with a degree that eye * wandered perforce from the threads of the tangled web unly to iliul themselves ensnared by lioaiity. A wedding anniversary , ml silver shining , n welcoming of the coming and a speeding of the parting guest constitute the sum and sub- .stance of the p.isl seven ilavs. On relleclion. it has been a .social season In microcosm , the Maine merry-go-round with a touch of spring time freshness to give it a now charm. In a plavful moment we have all partnkon of the baby Summer's food , the dew of the grass ami thosap of the trees has gotten into our veins , niul the excitement of it acts like wine in the blood. U gives us .strength and desire to crowd as much pleasure us may bo between lent and the coming July tliglit to the mount ains , the green fields , and "tho cities by the sea. " A Cobweb Party. Mrs. 1'ritehett's entertainments are a boon to society , so sure are they to hnvo the charm of novelty , llnish and the congeniality that is brought about by a thoroughly tactful hostess. Ilei'cobweb party Friday afternoon , when slio extended her courtesy to the young mar ried women , was no exception to the rule nad was decidedly the social function of the week. The charming house was an Intricate maze of parti-colored webs. "Up stairs , down stall's , In my lady's chamber" went gaily nressed women In their pretty efforts to un tangle the apparently hopeless confusion of rainlKiw threads. The effect was that of a IlrUI in a summer's morning where the dew on tlie spiders' webs lias caught thesuiibeanis and turned thorn alt to prlsnmtio beauty. The dilTeivnco In favor of Friday's web was that it had the appearance of being tilled with butterllles , making graceful , pretty struggles to get free and only Jlndlng themselves as closely bound ns the Lady of Shalott. After an hour or two of effort , interspersed with bright talk and an exchange of confl- denccs brought about by enforced propin quity Miss Lynch , In whoso honor the party was given , Mrs. Kollins and Mrs. llrock suc ceeding In freeing their colors , the other * following quickly. Alter this u largo square of black tlssuo paper , on which was n five hand drawing of u ruthcrubortlvollght- house was placed In ttio library and little Hags were put in the hands of the guests. U'hojo they were expected to place us near as invisible to the apex of the tower , being blind folded meanwhile. The attempts * were ridic ulously funny , many of tlie women seeming to lose all Idea of direction Immediately fielr eyes were covered and Blabbing the opiwslto sides of the rooms with their tings In a wild search for the tlssuo archi tecture , Thrco prizes were reserved for the Bucecssful decorators. Another point of light in the afternoon's ; ky wai Homo delightful music. Mrs. Ixyo ami Mrs. T , J. Uogers sang mid Mrs. Hitchcock played charmingly. U heir amiability was rewarded by each ro- celvliif u hugo buuch of roses , Later , lunch. con was announced , the dining room was thrown open and an attractive table disclosed to view. American beauty roses und some little violet baskets llllod with bonbons con stituted the color. Mrs. Kiclmrdson and Mi's. Yntes served the coITeo and chocolate and all imaginable dainties to tempt the uncertain appetite of n spring day were served , topped oIT by some of the hostess' famous punch. Another opportunity for a prize was of fered hens in drawing slips of paper on let tuce leaves , with quotations , and giving the guests an opportunity of guessing the au thors. Then came tliO awarding of prizes eight or nine in number , consisting of dainty little cups and saucers of Hoyal Worcester china , a little llowered bouillon cup , an ex quisite white and gold plate and a copy of Emerson's verses beautifully bound. The fortunate guests of the afternoon were : .Mi's. I'attcrson , Mrs. Carrier , Mrs. IVck , Mis. Nye , Mi's. Brock , Mrs. Kelhtr , Mrs. Oeuel , Mrs. Holllns , Mrs. Funklmiisor , Mrs. Hitchcock , Mrs. Williams , Mrs. T. J. Uogers. Mrs. Warren Kegers , Mrs. Hamilton , Mrs. Gardner , Miss Hunscom , Miss Lynch and Mis. Lander. Mrs. 1'ritchett was assisted by Mrs. Ilan- seem , Mrs. Conkling , Mis. Yates , Mrs. Uielmrdson , Mrs. Yost and Mrs. Cowin. Tuesday's Dance. On Tuesday evening a charming subscrip tion dance was given at Washington hall , the prime movers in the affair being Mr. Frank Hamilton and Mr. Arthur Onion , and the guests for the most part the members of the winter's cotillion. The skies , April- wise , conspired against the young revellers , the rain pouring down in such tor rents that had they been younger and moro dependent upon frills they ardor would have been materially dampened. However youth's elasticity rose superior to the opened Hood gates and the moisture merely served to make the lights , the music and the warm scented air Indoors the more in viting. The humidity added a now sparkle to tlie eyes and u softer glow to the cheeks , with double danger to the happy young man who merely retained reusnn ; enough to keep rythmio step while they Hew over the floor with their lovely partners. There were fourteen dances and two extras to innko up for the deprivation during the gruv stillness of lenten time. Punch was available during the evening us an encourug- mont to the untiring valsenso. There were some stunning new gowns , and some that although known by heart were pretty and becoming. Miss Sherwood looked very handsome In a white silk gown en tralne. Dowered with pink and green posies and trimmed with pink and green ribbons. Miss Forepangh was bewitching In a deeo- letto white lace gown trimmed with white ribbons. A little turquoise star nit her fore head called attention to her pretty rianto face and soft hair. Miss Bessie Yates , Miss Margaret Will- lams , Miss Bernard , Miss Ludington and Miss Yost woiv pink ; Miss AIcKonna , pink and white ; Miss Orchard , Miss Clara Brown , Miss Chambers and Miss Nash were gowned in white , Miss Dewey In given , Miss Carter In yellow , Miss Dixon , Miss Wilson , Miss McCllntock and Miss Loimilin in black. The clnniorones were Mr. wid Mrs. Meday , Mr. and Mrs. AV. 1'oppleton , and Mr. mid Mrs. Wheeler. Tlie men wore : Messrs ) . Barlow , Coles , Hall , Doaue , Gnlou , F Hamilton , Hull , Hor- bacli , Brok Miller , Crismnn , Kornlg , Itnn- tool , McMillan , Morgan , K. Patrick , J. Pat rick. Sherwood , Wilson , A. Smith , Barkulnw , Tooinls. Tlio Kntro Noun Dnnuc , Washington hall was brightened again on Wednesday evening by the gay party of men and women who during the winter have culled themselves the Kntro Nous club. This was tha occasion of their last dance of the season , and the memory of many similarly delightful evenings gave this a rclloctlvo as well as u present pleasure. The muslo was Inspiring , the lloor , ns always , admirable , and the supper n satisfactory feature of the even ing. Altogether the nllulr was an Incontesta ble argument In favor of reorganizing for another winter. Among the guests of the evening were : Mr. and Mrs. Kirkendall , Mr. mid Mrs. Swobo , Mr and Mrs. Nichols , Mr. and Mrs , Whftmorc , Mr. mid Mrs. McGoath , Mr mid Mrs , Pease , Mrs. Alexander , Mrs. Morse , Mr and Mrs , Schneider , Mr , and Mrs. Colpct/.er , Mr. and Mrs. Ames , Mr. and Mrs. Allen , Mr. and Mrs. Baldridgo , Mr. and Mrs. Lockwood , Mr. and Mrs. Clayton , Captain nnd Mrs. Simpson , Mr. and All's. Hoglen , Mr. and Mrs. Cok , Mrs. Woodworth , Miss Larimy , Miss McCllntock , Miss Nichols , Miss Clark , Mr. Given , Mr. Loouiis , Mr. Broatch , Mrs. Kelley and Mr. Patrick. High Kivc. * Mayor nnd Mrs. dishing gave a very en joyable high-live party on Thursday evening at their handsome residence , 1U3 South Twenty-tlfth avenue. High-live was tlie chosen game and the prizes were altogether desirable and lining. The playing progressed with interest until a call to something else opened the eyes of the guests to the nnlqno feature of a course dinner , admirably served by Bnldrtff. ' 'Toasts offered opportunities to introduce in the more serious conversation , badinage persitlngo and all manner of keen encounters of wit while the very complete menu was the occasion of any amount of compliment. Mrs. Sheridan , Miss Arnold , Colonel Sheri dan and Mr. Semplcton secured the prizes for their skill at high-live. Aniongthognests were : Colonel and Mrs. Sheridan , Mr. and MrsC. . S , Raymond. Mr. and Mis. Col- petzer , Mr. and Mrs. Cudahy , Mr. and Mrs. Bon Gallagher , Mr. and Mrs. 15. W. Nash , Mr. nnd Mrs. W. II. dishing , Mrs , W. A. Paxton , Mr. and Mrs. Dadisman , Mr. and Mrs , C. .1. Green. Mr. and Mrs. Donahue , Mr. and Mrs. Gllmore , Air. and Mrs. Joyce , Miss Arnold and Mr , J. A. McSliane. A Surprise. The many friends of Air. Oscar BeindorlT tendered htm a delightful surprise on Tuesday evening by coming in a goodlio compainio to his homo at Twenty-eighth and Mason streets The evening passed with cards , music and happy talk was pronounced a decidedly pleasant one , nnd tlie supper served nt 1 1 o'clock was u crowning feature and elicited many compliments for Airs. BeindorJT's gen erous hospitality. The guests were : The Alisses Delia AlcDerinott. Alamlo Davis , Alaggio Alcldrum , Dora Bclmlorff , Maggie AIcDormott , Annie Christie , Alice Statlor , Grace Nicholls , Emma Statlor , Tillio Lucas. Bertha Dimmer. Stella Itllcy , Alaggio and Katie Cosgrove , Ina Kennedy , Anna Peters , Ethel Selvers , Lulu Truekco , Alaggio Beck , Pearl Ochlltrce ; Messrs. W. It. Aloran , George E. Kinney , Hurt Scrambling , Will Pixloy. Denny Maher , 15d Smith , . ( . Dahl- strom , D. Cnwkins , V. Kohinson , O. Blxon , W. Counsnian , E. Neville , C. Dutton , F. French , W. La mar , Kd Forman , A. G. Kn.stl , C. Ochiltree. F. Kinney , George and Gustavo Seifken , and Clarence Fnrny. HOIIKO Warming- . Hev. J. I { . Johns mid his wife wore sur prised at tlioir residence , llir > North Twenty- eighth street , last Thursday night. The gathering partook of the nature of a house wanning. It was composed of many friends and ndmirors of the worth v conplo. After the surprise of the reverend gentleman and ills wife had been overcome , Dr. T. C. Humphreys , on behalf of the friends of the hosts , presented them with a handsome purse and paved the way for a Mow of eloquence. Addresses were inndo by Hov. W. J. Harshu , Hov. W. Hohiml Williams , Messrs. 1 . Evans Baton Hughes , W. M. Williams , W. K. Hughes and Air. James. Singing was In dulged bv Messrs. George Koberts , 15. C. Williams , K. H. Jones , G. Davies and Wil liam Kvans. A grand SUPIK.T was prepared by the ladies and u splendid time was en joyed. _ Kiitcrtaiii Their FrienilH. Air. J. Woodward , Air. Dudley Smith mid Air. II. W. Jowott entertained n number of their friends on Thursday evening In their sulto of apartments in the Karbacli Hut , Fifteenth and Howard streets. Their rooms are peculiarly well adapted to entertaining. combining luxury , good taste. Interest ami above all , the quality of being dally used and enjoyed. There is probably nothing that so carries to a woman ttio promise of entertain ment In its consummation as an Invitation to spend an evening with bachelor friends The certainty of something novel , the gratifica tion of natural curiosity as to how fur a man can secure comfort without a wlfo ami the total luck of formality comuluo to render It u most alluring prospect. Tlmrsilav oven lug was not in any < regard n disap pointment for oven the most san guine. Tlie occasion reflected any amount of credit on the hosts Cards were introduced and tlie games proved exciting , while * the supper was a triumph of culinary art. Among the guests were : Mr. and Mrs. Sunderland , Dr. and Airs. Larimer , Air. and Airs. F. W. Brown , Air. and Airs. Uobert Pease , Air. and Airs. Westphnling , Aliss Bnbcock , Aliss Bonnet , Aliss Nuch and Aliss Larimer , A Silver Wedding. On Wednesday-Mi1 , and All's. Ben Newman celebrated the twenty-liftli anniversary of their wedding in an unexpected nnd alto gether delightful manner. On some pretext Airs. Hellinan persuaded them to go with her to the Metropolitan club room and hero were assembled the "KalTeo Klatseh , " of which All's. Newman Is a mouther , together with their husbands and guests to the number of sixty-live. The surprise was complete and the evening passed agreeably with an interesting game of high live , coITeo cups and silver spoons constituting the favors. An clabor.ito supper was served , at which Rabbi Kosemnn ns toast master said some very delightful things in a very delightful manner , ns did a number of Air. mid All's. Newman's other friends. On the whole the evening was ono long to be remembered for its congeniality and charm. The Orchard hill whist club met on Tues day last at the residence-of G. II. Webster on Orchard street , and notwithstanding the rain and bad weather , all the members were on hand. Air. Coryell being able to attend for the first time after his severe illness of several weeks. The games were hotly con tested nnd Air. and Airs. Webster spared no .pains to make it pleasant for all. After play ing until a late hour the hostess saw that the wants of tlie inner man were properly attend ed to by serving an elegant luncheon , when all departed feeling that the club meetings did not lese In interest its the end of the sea. sou approached. Airs. W. G , Bown and Air. W. A. Austin carried of the honorj , and ele gant prizes , and Aliss AlcCurtnoy nnd Air. A. 15. Carpenter were the foot of tlie class. The following were present : Air. and Airs. W. G. Bohu , Air. and All's. H. B. Coryell , Air. and Airs. I. F. Weeks , Air.and Ali-s. J. C. Barnard , Air. and Airs. Dr. Bailey , Air. and Airs. II. D. Nooly , Mr. and Mrs. 15. P. Perfect. Air. and Airs. A. B. Carpenter , Air. nnd Airs. W. A. Austin , Aliss Jones , Aliss Woods , Aliss Alc- Cartney , All's. Anderson , Air. I5ugeno Thomp son. * A Clilnii Ulvilding. Air. and All's. Foley were treated to a de lightful surprise last V'riday evening , the ' twentlenth anniversary' f , their wedding and a number of their friendsiremombored the oc casion by presenting Ui in with a beautiful set of china. Among , H\iso \ ) present were : Air. and All's. Foley , AUv mid All's. Hake , Air. nnd AIi-s. Alnrphy , AJrii and Airs. Bell , Air. and Alw. Wullrlck , Alivtm.d . All's. Dorsev , Mr. and Mrs. Uognrt , Mr. und Airs. Nee , Mr. and Alis. Korty , Air. and AJ , n. I lot-inn , Mrs. Dv- ball , Alisses Foley umllluke , Will Dy ball mid Heed Hake. ' - i i At Castellar street iHwsby terinn church Thursday afternoon ut'S'll'clock ' ' , Air. D. AI. Forgau and Aliss Lillian-jaao were Joined in matrimony. After the ceremony a reception was held nt the homo of the bride's parents. Many presents attested the love nnd esteem of a largo clrcloof friends. The happv couple after spending a few days in this part of the state will leave for their homo In Alliance , Nob. , where Air. Forgan occupies the posi tion as assistant cashier of the First National bank. Social CosNlp , Miss Lila Alexander Is visiting at Lincoln. Airs. H. F. Boyco of Duluth is the guest of Alw. C. H. Paul. All's. J. AI. AleUuilf and Altss Aletcalf uro visiting in St. Joseph. Air. and Airs. J. N. II. Patrick left for Xow York on Wednesday. Aim. E. Shiverick mid Air. W. W. Crarv left on Thursday for Texas. Air and Mrs. Hitchcock and Ml-b Shears have returned from Chtrafo Air r'uarles K Barton will leave tomorrow for St. Louis to attend Aliss Jordan's wed ding. Air. and Airs. Taylor are nthonio again after a pleasant winter in Florida. Airs. C. I. Wilson nnd Miss Gertrude Wil son have gone to St. Louis. AIi-s. J. S. Brady will leave early in the week for a visit in St. Joseph. Alr.s , George Patterson entertained a few friends nt dinner on Tuesday evening. Mr. W. A. Paxton has gone to Battle Creek , Alicli. , to take the bcneiltof the batds. Airs. Ncllio Bangs Skelton of Chicago is visiting Aliss Stewart in Council Bluffs. Airs. Augustus Pratt entertained the Park Avenue High Five club on Tuesday evening. Air. and All's. F. W. Leo accompanied by their boys have gouo east for an indefinite stay. Aliss Foropaugh , who has been the guest of Aliss MeKenna , left for St. Paul on Wednes day.Alv. Alv. Charles Dudley of Dakota Hot Springs is visiting Air. und All's. Ijiinis , t0'il ! Howard street. fc The engagement is announced in Council Bluffs of Aliss Klsio Pusey to Air. Ernest Thornton. Air. and Airs. John Wilbur are with Airs. Chambers until the addition to their house is completed. Mi-s. J. U , Buchanan , who has been so ill at the Paxton , is greatly bettor , and bur friends ara overjoyed. Aliss Grace Turner of Kansas City is visit ing her sister , Airs , Birdsall AlacAllaster , iitW" Wirt street. Air. and All's. Guy C. Barton left on Mon day for New York , Washington and Old Point Comfort. Air. and Airs. Contant loft on Saturday for a visit to Air. and Airs. Frank Knight in Austin , Texas. Air. Halph Kiehardson who has been spend ing his caster holidays in Omaha returns to day to Worcester. Miss Clam Brown left on Thursday for St , Louis where t > ho will assist as bridesmaid at Aliss Jordan's wedding. Air. Fred Nash is about again , though on crutches , after being housed for several days with u sprained ankle. Airs. William l oss nnd the Alisses Koss will leave the first of the month for mi in- detinite stay in Chicago. nAlrs. 15. A. Nelson of Galesbnrg , 111. , is siiending a few weeks with her parents , Air. and All's. G. P. Dietz. All's. Anna Alillurd nnd the Alisses Aiillard , after a visit in Baltimore , will sail uarly in May for a year's stay abroad. Air. and Airs. Nichols entertained the West End Card club on Friday evening. This is the last meeting of the club this season. Air. Clark Kediek , Air. Herbert Cook and Air. Wing Allen are planning a subscription dance to be given on Friday , April IS , at the Paxton. Airs. James 1C , Chambers will return home shortly , owing to Air. Chambers' illness , mid she and Air. Chambers will go immediately to Now York. All's. Longshore Potts , AI. D. , Is attracting any number of women to Boyd's opera house by her persuasive eloquence on the alMmi > or- tant subject of health. Air. and All's. Joseph Allllnrd , who have gone to Now York to wish Aliss Aiillard and the Alisses Hoaglnnd boil voyage , will fc'o to Portland , Ore. , on their return. Air. and Airs. J. L. Bruudcls announce the mnrrlugo of their daughter , Sarah , to Air. Herman Colin , ut H o'clock on Tuesday , the Kith inst. , ut their residence , 7JI South Nine teenth street. The "Bachelors/ have been occupy ing Airs. Collins' house on Capitol avenue , will move early in May to West Uodgo street , having rented the delightfully interesting homo of Alra. Hoss. The wedding of Miss Helen Gaston , daugh ter of Lieutenant Joseph A. Gaston. to Lieu tenant Alvtn H. Suydeiiham , of the Eighth Cavalry , will be celebrated on Thursday , May 1 , ut the post chapel , Fort Kcogh , Mon tana. Air. nnd Airs. Thurston extend a general Invitation to the citizens of Omaha to attend an Informal reception to bo given General and Ali-s. Kussel A. Alger and MM. John A. Logan on Tuesday , April 1ft , from 8 to 0 o'clock , at 'JIO-j Farnam street. AIUsJe io Aiillard ami the Mis- - > Hong land left on Monday for J o\v York whence they sailed on Thursday. They are chaper oned by Aliss AIcGill , a friend nnd former teacher. A large party of Omaha friends ac companied them to the station the evening of their departure , some going to Plattsniontli with them , and the ( lowers and friendly wishes they took with them were Haltering to a degree. 1IOXKY FOlt TIIK J4.11H1-S. Perfumed ink is ready for adoption. For a walking costume soutane uloth of mil itary blue is very stylish. Low candlesticks of onyx with long handles nro mounted in cloisonne enamel. Palo violet and leaf green are a striking spring-like combination of colors. Drossy long coats for spring are of camel's hair wrought all over with polka dots. If you want to seem tall and commanding carry a white parasol and wear a white hater or white aigrette. It used to bo the worst kind of form for n lady In swing her arms on the promenade. Now it is commo il faut to do so and indica tive of physical culture. Somebody has invented apatcntloek pocket for the protection of women. The bags sell nt.V ) cents and 75 cents each nnd are ready to bo put in a cloak , Jacket or skirt. Some of the antique metal buckles worn with the empire waists are as much as seven inches long. They bend to ( it the tlgnrc , nnd give a charming completion to light gauzy costumes. There is a crazy effort on the part of dress makers to elongate their customers. Since the banishment of the bustle there is no waist line , and hips and belt meet in many of the ultra walking suits. Modistes who charge $12. " ) to make up a summer silk dress or gown or crepe do Chino hang a tiny bottle of ottnr of roses in the cor sage , which supplies an odor of sweetness ns long as the dress endures. White toilets will bo in vnguothls summer : green is unquestionably la mode ; brown is the poet's color , and the yellow tints , particu larly baize , primrose , apricot and cameo nro on the top wave of popularity. It is said of a fifth girl in n family in Atchi- Min , Kim. , that , though she Is twelve years old , slio never possessed a dress or garment that was made originally for her. They have always been garments that were niado over. Even the gentle smile of n lovely woman may sometimes lead to trouble , A man in Chester , Pa. , has sued his wife for divorce because slio smiled when he cut oft the tip ends of his lingers in beheading n chicken. Her proper course , it is needless to say , would liavo been to faint. Wives cannot be too careful In the management of their emotions when their husbands are on exhibi tion. tion.A A Washington man has discovered that tail , slender girls take to greyhounds nnd dogs of similar build , while short , plump girls are Invariably seen on the streets with pugs , poodles , and canines of kindred shape. Tlds is natural enough. U springs from the femi nine love of symmetry. A short , pudgy girl would iipgiear doubly so by the slue of a lean , long greyhound. A tall , thin girl leading u pug would look like a broomstick. The empress of Austria lias caused her wedding dress to ho cut up and made Into a set of vestments for the church of St. Matthew , In Pesth. The dress was of white brocade with silver threads , embroidered all over with beautiful garlands of roses in sil ver. Her bridal wreath encircles an em broidered picture of the virgin , which Is to bo hung up in the Loretto rlm ] > ol of the .sumo church , the empress selects for her devotions. The vestments will bo used for the service in honor of the Virgin Alary in May. Huth Havmond , u young ludy of Sacra mento who lias been writing to the San Fran cisco Kxumlner on the Niiblect of Ideal hus bands and wives , Bays : ' -I love company , and would not object In the least If my hus band brought homo two or three of his gentlemen friends unexpectedly to sup- IH-r. " Evidently this yuung woman wishes , to captivate a widower. The Im portance of this specification will not scrl- ously Impress lncx | > orlimccd bachelors , but the widowers will know how to appreciate it. Only ono thing will lead them to hooitato about purchasing tickets for the Pacllle coast. Huth Is lne * | > cricnccd herself ; she doubtless thinks ho will not object , but A lady whom I know is thinking 'writes MISS Aluiitalini ) of opening u Imircutung saloon for gentlcnn-n. anil having a trained urm.v of ladj hairdressers to wait upon tln-m , says the Pall Alall Gazette. There is no doubt that a staff of lady haircntters would attract customers. There Is no reason at nil why women should not bo employed to "barber" men. Women barbers are largely employed to cut women's hair , and n man's hair is eas ier to cut than n woman's. Of course tliu women harbors would liavo to gain profic iency In shaving , and the question is where will they get their experience now that Bar- mini's bearded lady has left England. The popular theory Is that the youthful barber gets his hand In on a sheep's head. But then sheep's heads are expensive , and even sink ing n sheep's head would not give the iniict.- tloner siillleient dexterity to deal with tlie blue chin of u strong-bearded Italian. ri'KI'KHJIIXT IHIOI'S. A comic opera company should bi > llmb- Itcd. Itcd.Life Life is too short to spend precious inoiiiiiijt.s raising up people who would sooner walk on all foul's. In this country , where Justice is meted out with an equal h.lnd to all , even a dead man has his rites. First Dude See how badly my do , ? pants. Second Dude Ya'as ; his pants are nearly as loud iis yours. Curious , by George ! " "What : " "Wliv , when a man begins to bee double , he is only half sees over. " Some speakers prefer to talk in the open air. It is the only way they can induce people ple to hear them out. Ella Wheeler Wilco.v thinks "a wife should bu asked for with the eyes alone. " But some times n vote shows that the nose "have it. Briggs Tompkins is engaged to a widow , I heat' . Briiggs Yes ; Unit's Just like. him. Ho Is too lazy to do any of the coiirlinir. A salutation of the period : First clubman ( aged seventeen ) Hello , mo bov ! Second clubman ( aged sixty ) Hello , old manf "That cigar vou ftmoko lias Its advantage. * ' "Like iU" "No ; that's Just it. A friend doesn't feel hurt if you don't oiler him one.1 The man who prophesies evil willalwius have a sympathetic audience. The man who prophesies good Inus hard work to get a hear ing. ing.Air. Air. Bashful I do so love Boston bread you know. Aliss Waiting ( seizing her chance ) Now , do you know , 1 am Boston bred. bred.Wlfo Wlfo What makes your face look so florid at nights , John I Husband I don't know 1 suppose it's because i uso.so much Florida Water. Aliss Fnssnnfeather Are yon going to Saratoga next summer ! Air. Ovorgnlter - No , I think I will stay at homo mid use ice , It will bo quite us expensive , 1 fancy. AIi-s. Popinjay Now , Angelina , don't ' rnttlo Air. Ponsonby tonight , or ho will never pop in the world. Angelina Popinjay Pshaw , ma ! Don't you have to rattle corn before it , will pop ! "I passed , dad , " shouted n Montana schoolboy - boy , rushing into Ills father's arum. "Passed , diil yon , yon young scoundrel. Why didn't yon raise 'em u stack of blues and keep up the honor of the family < " Visitor But don't yon think , colonel , that your morning cocktails destroy the good ef fect of yonrenrly retiring ! Kcntuckian - No , indeed ! Doesn't the proverb nay , "Early to bed , curly to ryes , " I should like to know. "Who was that man you spoke lof"He's n divinity. " "A divinity ( " "Yes. "You know ShaUespearo Hpcaks about a di\lnlty shaping our cndst" "Yes. " "Well , that's what that man does he's n manicure and chiropodist. " To Kvplorn tlio II i > i-cnfi ( > i' . A Hliiffiilnr milcldo WIIH rniiimlUi.-d in Coluiubluim county yustordny.KityH n Ml- Ilo Hook special to the Now York Kvon- inf , ' L'osl , A youiif , ' man named AIuNoll wont hunting , carrying- with lilin a douhlu-hniTullcd ( run. At an isolated point In the woods ho tied hln body to u mimll true with n ropo.uml Imvlnt , ' placed Ills Kim on tlio ground in ( rout of himho Ural both huiTulH , blowing his head cn- tlroly otr. A note WIIH found In hlxpoclcot Hiiylntr thnt tUo ilcurt waapruinpUMlMololy by a desire to osploro tlio great lii'i'o * alter. ! ) ' . llirnuy , prm < tk'olimited torutui-rh uli diocubo * of uusuand llirutit. Ugo