THE OMAHA DAILY BEE : MONDAY , MARCH 24 , 1890. THE COMMERCIAL TRAVELER Items Partlculnrly Intoroatlug Uardlng the Road , A LIVELY COMMUNICATION. Mynterioiis Illsnppcaranco of a Well Known Traveling Man Siuoltlo Accident Terse nml Jcsty I'crsonnl. The Drummer nml III * Grip. jtaniiiii'i'i Xetei. tlia ram and Alcoturo falllnp , And the rends nro "awful muddy , " Though nil men "hnrd ttmcV nro bawling , Though n fellow's ' yoso not * ruddy , Though the rivers may bo frozen , And the frost may bllo and nip , They can never stop the ndvont Of the drummer and his qrlp. Though the trains may nil bo srrmliinfr , Though the hones all go- lame , The Ururnmcr , Ilko the bodbuir , Will ; ot thcro Just the imtno. And when Ins time Is over. Will come smiling from his trip , For ho always tnnkns"connfetlon. " Does the drummer with his Ah , lin tnachcs us a lesson , \Vltli his energy and grit , Thing * that "paralyze" most people Don't nstomsh him a bit. And hu'n over aright and cheerful , And n smlln Is on his lip. IIo's u tluisy from awuy back , la the drutnuior with lua grip. Oivo him a kind word always , He'll give you back the same : For the doings of seine ' 'black sheep" Don't give the wliolo tribe blamo. For down , clear down to bndcs , Some so-called "good men" slip , Whllu alonp the road to licavon Uoos the drummer with his grip. Ho Kadclnntiiit ; . She lias Bomr > loco about her throat , About her wrists some lacu I sea ; Upon her pretty hat I note A bit , of lace and now I soo. For when fllic slightly lifts her skirt In crossing nome too sloppy street , Thuro is a Hash , an Instant's tlirt , Of loco that's Bomowhcrcnoar bur feet. It soraobow fits her , nil this lace , It's ilolicato ani | nlcturcnquo ; It fits her softness nnd-tier grace Here I sit mooning at my deslc About-hor and the lace ; ! Egad I Some other train of thought I'll try ; Too real n dream of lace 1'vo had , She's my wlfo- and lace comes high I JOB 1SUSII AGAIN. * * * * _ _ _ _ . A I'rominmit Trnvollnt : 31nn Goes nt Him in Grunt Hhnpe. BLACK Hir.T.S , S. U. , March Hi ] . To the Editor of TJIB BKK : "Is there any danger of our being robbed by hlgh- wayiuon on this romlV" "No , sir ; the whilom road agent and hia various pals have gone into the hotel , livery , barber shop and telephone business , and the roads arc quite safe. " Thcao remarks I overheard live or six years uco while ridincr from "Scoon" to Uaudwood in one of old man Smith's hacks. The question was propound by a cronuino Bpcclrncn of the genus londorfoot ( tlio down cast brand ) evidently on his llrst trip to the hills , and tlio Pickwickian reply had como promptly from the lips of a grizzled , grit IT Omaha grocery drummer , having the iiiunistakablo appearance of the old timer. And of this short conversation 1 was most vividly reminded while perusing the commercial travelers' col umns of your last two Monday editions. Tlio communication of the furniture drummer and the reply thereto by Joe LJush of KulYalo Grip , ancnt the 50 cents charge for telephoning the enormous distance of an entire blonk , succeeded in jogging my recollection thereof. Now , Mr. Editor , both parties are strangers to mo and the furniture man , belonging to the drummer brigade , is jier so expected to hold his own , while .loo Hush's letter shows him to bo fullv able to take care of himself. But oven the worm will turn when trodden on , and since I have myself time and again been mulcted CO cents for n short distance telephone message , the spirit moves mo to do a little kicking about this and several other nuisances and schemes of potty robbery practiced systematically on us poor drummers. I know only too well that my kicking will do no good what soever for we arc and always will bo singled out as the legal , lawful prey of the hotelmen , ( friends , ! . II. U. and'j.G. 1C. , th's ' is not meant for you ) livory- iieu ) and other benevolent institutions too numerous to mention. But an in dulgence once in a while in Round vigorous "beefing" Uoos the heart good nd relieves pen tup nature. It soonis .loo Uiiah goes rather too far in his re marks. Could ho not have shown sufll- ciont courtesy to u gentleman * who had called upon him on business to have made the telephone communication a matter of his own and save the CO cents charges ? Most certainly the drummer's lirm would do t > o were Joe Dush to visit them , and so would any wholesale house in Omaha or elsewhere. But perhaps Joe Hush thinks with a great many others that it is the proper caper to "work a sucker for all you can while you have him. " Often and often have [ hoard thitt phrase , often and often has its practical illustration boon attempted upon me. Those of our fraternity who Use the telephone line frequently no doubt doom it an outrage to pay COcents for each message , often sent only a dis tance of throe or four blocks , and in fact there nro no tenable grounds on which the telephone company can base ' such an outrageous charge. 'However , this telephone company is not the only institution Hooping up totally unwar ranted ante-bellum charges while prices of nearly all of lifo's commodi ties have fallen to a normal and hard times basis in the "hills. " What justi fication is there in charging $0 for a team and buggy to go a distance of thirteen miles , starting after breakfast and returning boioro simper ? Or whereby is a combination of liverymen justified in uniformly demanding & .v > besides feed and stabling for the team , for : v II Hy milo trip , occupying two days , from three of us ? ( One of my experience last summer. ) Are hay , corn and oats still hauled three or four hundred miles by wagon , at enormous oxpoiibcs. or do not the "hills" produce them ? What right , and reason is there in the bnrbtva holding us up to the tune of CO cents for a hair out and 12-5 cents for each shave in a country which sells beer for fi cents a'glass ? Is the freight on thuBonp used by them so enormously high that su"ch charges are-warranted ? 1 know they will say : , , Kverybody is charged those figures. " Hut to a great extent this Is.not so , for the native gets a reduction in almost every case and can and docs buy commutation tickets from the barbers at muchly reduced nxtcs. Besides , wo drummers pay spot cash , no collectors are required to run after us on the 1st of each month , and that fact alone should procure us re duced rates instead of advanced rates , Far from getting any bonollts for paying cash , wo got * H in the neck wherever there is half a chuuce , Kvorybody boerns U > 'ay ' for us , to try for a whack at the dollars In our pockets. Lot us outer u small country town , carry our grip * from and to the depot and bo the only stranger in a dining room full of farmcra , stockmen and town folks , lot the grub bo no matter - tor how ordinary and scant of choice , the drummer mil to pay a half dollar invariably , whllo the old hayseed who sat in the very chair adjoining him and ate llvo times the quantity consumed by the drummer complacently hands a quarter to mlno host and as often act not is treated with a cigar by the landlord Into the bargain. It is less than a week ago that a traveling man under pre cisely the above circumstances was compelled to pay CO cents for a so-called dinner , said dinner consisting of n quarter section of dried apple pie ac companied by a. glass of water. Shades of Sbylock.I How often have I paid 10 cents for a cigar and within five min utes observed the genial landlord openly hand two out of the identical same box to a "native" in return for a dime ! But a comparatively few years ago the puanuto on several trains used to demand and obtain from us 10 cents for H daily paper , until the newspapers put a stoD to this species of robbery. If today wo attempt to buy any fruit or a book on n train , the original selling price has been soruped oil tlio front pngo and the price raised to double the original llguro , where as the "poanut" will in most cases soil us his apples and oranges , etc. , by the quar ter's worth onlv. Lot us stop into a saloon " loon to refresh" the inner man in com pany with a friand or- two , and three chances out of llvo an uninvited stranger of the genus bum stops up to take a drink with the drummer. I am not exaggerating , I have experienced all these things time and again. But enough of the kicking for today , I will reserve the rest for some other occasion , and indeed I hnvo plenty "stulT" loft. But I fear , Mr. Editor , this letter of mlno has already out grown the limit of space you liavo set apart for communications from the boys. If so , you may publish my screed in quarter sections or in any manner you see lit to. With my best wishes to the fraternity of which 1 have the honor to bo one of the oldest members , I remain , It. lliiino IJutclior. No sadder message was over tele phoned from Fremont than the one re ceived Tuesday morning by the Consol idated Coffee company announcing the death of their salesman. Mr. It. Ilumo Butcher. Mr. Butcher arrived in Fre mont Saturday and stopped at the Now York- hotel , complaining that ho was not feeling well. When called upon Monday by some of the traveling men ho complained of pain in the region of his heart and by their advice sent for a physician , who said that ho was suffcr- ing Irom neuralgia ; of the heart , but did not think at first that ho was in a dan gerous condition. Everything possible was done , but instead of rallying under treatment , as was cxuceted , ho grad ually grow worse , becoming unconscious about midnight and remained so until 1:30 : o'clock u. m. , when ho died. Mr. Butcher hud been in the employ of the Consolidated coffee company for a number of years , and was highly re spected ind regarded by them as not only n flrstulnss salesman , but having a higher quality , in that ho was the .soul of honor in all his dealings with his follow men. No man over had the entire confidence of his employers to any greater extent than Mr. Butcher , and none over deserved more. On re ceipt of the message Mr. Gates , treas urer of the Consolidated coffee company , telegraphed his friends and relatives and wont immediately to Fremont and took charge ; of the remains , bringing them to Omaha. On the next duy his brother -arrived and the body , after having boon embalmed , was taken to Fort Uoyal , Vn. , for burial. There is a sad home in old Virginia over the loss of the most loyal son it has over been the writer's pleasure to know. The Etkhorn road has lost one of its pioneers and the traveling fraternity ti companion who was bravo asalion , tender - dor hearted as a child and one of the noblest works of God an honest man. " F. P. . . The W. O. I'utrlck runci. The following named traveling men have contributed , through W. L. East man , to the support of the widow and two children of their late brother , W. C. Patrick , who died on January 10 , 1800 , from mountain fever , contracted on his December trip to the Bluck Hills. F. U. Daniels , $2 ; M. Doe , $2 ; M. D. Hnrvoy , iKt ; W. B. DingniKn , $ U ; E. .1. Cullonil ; W. I. Sholos.Sl ; S. B. llol- loway , $2 ; Baird F. Hill , 81 ; U. S. .Martin , Si ; K. 11. .Mos- grove , Si ! ; Mllnor fc Marnoll , 82 ; S. H. White , 82 ; George N. Hall , liftv cor.ts ; W. A. Sherman , * 2 ; Bob Branch , 81 ; Star Play Whiting , $1 ; W. A. Gould , $1 ; E. D. Lord , 82 ; C. A. Diamond , $2 ; E. Mclntire , $2 : J. V. West , 81 ; Charles A. Coo , 82 ; E. J. Roe , $2 ; W. H. Harrison , $2 ; W. E. Place , 82 ; J. F. Wort-/ , $1 ; J. W. Rich ards , $1 ; W. U. Chapman , 81 ; E. A. Walter. $1 : J. C ) . Kohl , 82 ; William Murr , 81 ; S. II. Hart , 81 : W. .T. Dun- kin , SI ; E. S.Strutor , $1 ; Kent Cunning ham , 81 ; John N. linrphaml ; .lames T. Thompson , 81 ; .Tamos Hamilton , $1 ; J. L. Houston , jr. , 81 ; John Cintollo , $2 ; O. L. Livingston. 81 ; W. II. Brown , $1 ; W. L. Eastman , 82 ; making a total of iOU.oO. This amount Mr. Eastman lias forwarded to the treasurer of the N. W. T. M. A. to bo added to that pre viously collected. The appeal sent out by the board of directors contains borne terse and prac tical words , in speaking of the de ceased : "Big hearted , large nouled , in-lus- trioos ; always going to save money next year ; and to this kind of man 'next year' never conies. Ho had a good in come , and each year spent , it all and some more. Ho was always 'hard up. ' Ho is deadl Ho had good points ; lot us remember them. Ho was a kind hus band and an indulgent father. His faults are in the grave with him. His widow and his two little children sur vive him , and nothing but our contri butions will keep thorn out of tlio poor house. " Nntiou. * Will the traveling man who wrote the llrst communication that appeared in TUB BKI : regarding Joe Bush's telephone - phone charge of CO cunts please send his name to this ollleo again. It will occa sion him no trouble whatever , und may rojult in good to him and many other traveling men. Driimmot and latitude. Mr. E. C. vnnsu Dos Moines travel ing man , had an experience about ton days ago that he will long remember , and one whloti ho does not care to re peat. Ho was working towns on the north end of Rock Island , just south of Ruthvcu. Ho boarded a train about S o'clock in the evening for Uuthvon. Ho had just comfortably located him- in the car when an insane man rushed in und uuulu himself lord of all ho sur veyed. He was wild with rage. The conductor was not long in giving way and imulo his way to the head end and rode the rest of the distance to Ruthvon on the engine. The brukomnn and other traveling man mounted the eun- ola goats and considered themselves well out of danger. Mr. Evans ride with his unwelcome companion was not nil sunshine , but ho states no conductor over appeared on the scone for railroad faro. < Snort Hid Firm. J. E. Atwood has brought an action against the firm of John Anisfiold fc Co.Topoka , Kan. , for $1,000. Atwood declares that during the year 1839 ho had a contract to travel for Anlsflold ft Co. , in the states of Iowa , Nebraska , Kansas and Missouri ; withaguarantecd salary of 81,000 ho was to have a com mission of C per cent on all sales over 820,000 , but the firm paid him only the 81,000 and refused to pay him his ad ditional commission which amounted to 8100 , and instead of leaving him to work the territory alone according to contract tliov put on another man for part o ! the time and refused to accept Atwood's sales , keeping him idle ; ho says ho is 1111 experienced salesman and could have sold 830,000 worth of goods if the firm hud kept its contract. Ho has also como Into possession of the claim for $100 by E. P. Atwood , formerly salesman for Anisfiold < fc Co. A Trnvnllnir Mnn's Sulcltlo. John Pike , aged thirty-nine , a. com mercial traveler for Collin & Co. , har nesses , Boston , committed suicide last week at Reading. The suicide was a very deliberate one. Mr. Pike loft his homo about 5:30 : in the morning , taking with him a double-barrelled shotgun. Ho wont to the orchard on the Putnam farm , some distance from his house , und removing ono shoo and stocking , evi dently placed the muzzle of the gun against his stomach and pulled the trig ger with his toes. The deceased had suffered for two weeks past with la grippe , and it is supposed his mind be came alTocted , Ho leaves u widow. Strinco : Disappearance. John M. Bulkloy , a , traveling man in the employ of N. C. Fairbanks of Chicago cage , on a visit in Minneapolis , is miss ing , and his family in Chicago and his friends fear that ho has been foully dealt with. lie was last seen at the company's ofilco in St. Paul Monday morning , lie arrived in Minneapolis Monday night , intending to remain over visiting friends till the next night. Leaving his satchel in Minneapolis he went over to St. Paul the next morning , left his card at the company's office and has not been seen since. Snmplefl. W. B. Lanius , formerly of Paxton & Gallagher , but now traveling for a Chicago cage house , was in Nebraska City Thursday. Will Is one of the most pop ular men on the road , and his old friends will all bo glad to see him back in Nebraska. J. R. Brinkor , with Reid , Murdock & Fischer , Chicago , made his regular thirty day trip through eastern Ne braska last week. He snys ho is going to slaughter the ducks on the Loup this weou.in company with a few Lincolnitos. Frank Martin , of C. Willman &Sons , St. Joseph , was in Nebraska Citv the first of last week. Frank is partial to school inarms. L. P. Utterback , the Chicago dry goods man , spent a few days with his family at Nebraska City last week. A. S. Wilier , the popular young drug salesman from Omalia , registered at the Grand Pacific , Nobraslta City , Wednes day. Clarence Eagle of the Consolidated ColToo company , went south on the Missouri Pacitio the lirst of the week. J. II. Mehl , who has boon on the road for Klopp , Dreibus < fc Co. for the last four years , has accepted a position in the housn and will no longer carry u sam ple case. He was very popular on the road and will bt greatly missed at his old haunts , but John was married about two months ago and can't stand it to go away from homo. Frank B. Ridonour. who travels for Kirkondall , Jones & Co. of Otniha. just finished a very successful trip through western Missouri and southern Iowa. Frank has a great , faculty of making friends and has a larger coterie ot w.irm ones in his territory than almost any other man in the west. His face is al ways wroathea with a broad gmilo when he comes in contact with an old cus tomer. , McCrackcn , the popular shoo man who travels for W. "V. Morse & Co. of Omaha , mot with an accident at Tecumseh - cumseh last week. G mo ono mixed mucilage with his hair oil and "his every hair stands on end like quills upon the fretful porcupine. " .1. U. luinl makes the main line of the Union Pacific. Ho is sollinggoods in the territory formerly worked by Billy Eastman and lie is getting the old. names on the list. John is a rustler. Ed Culver , E. H. Stnpp , Arthur Shutz and Dan Fuller liuvo formnd a quartette and am now mnging , ' 'United ' We Stand , Divided Wo Fall. " Billy Stevens , the crankor man from Omaha , was at Corning. In. , last week attending the merchants' carnival. Barnett , tlio rcprcsontrtivo of Dar- row & Logan in Iowa , is always at the frpnt in taking orders in the wholesale hat. dud cap lino. "Burl" Eastman , who travels for the Phelps , Dodge & I'.ilnicrcompany , Chicago cage , is always at the Indies' waiting rooms when "McGinty's" express comes in from Columbus. "Hurt" is a con- noisour of womanly loveliness. O. J. Kenyan , the passionately hand some wall paper man. always parts his hair in the middle. lie was in western Nebraska last week , , A sad , sweet hmilo struts o'er Jack Garrott's face when you" mention the n a mo of Lincoln. Jack is a dandy and travels for an Omaha hat a.ml cap house. W. H. Hogan carries the loft hind foot of a "possum" in his back , left pocket. It is noedlc.ss to state that llogan sells shoos. Sam Kohn travels for the Kilpatrick- Koch dry goods company , Omaha. Ho carries a Waterbury watch and when ho is not showing samples ho is invaria bly winding the watch. Sam spent forty-two Sundays last year in Ware Lake , la. John Baty. jr. , of Kirlcondnll , Jones & Co. hits sold foot gear for tills well known hoiibo for a decade r.nd has his headquarters at Ogden , Utah. Ho en joys a very satisfactory trade which is constantly increasing. Frank Hunter , who travels for a largo clothing house from Cincinnati , is very popular with his trudu in Nebraska anil Iowa. Ho is very fond of society and frequently attends church societies and parties in the small country towns. 10. S. C'lay sells hardware for a Chicago cage house and now has headquarters at Red Oal : , In. lie also sells buggies and wagons. George Marty sold dry goods at lino- gcno , la , last Tuesday. Ho reported several scalps in the wuampuni bolt. G. F. Martin throw the augur into several Iowa merchants last week in a very successful manner. He sells hard- wnro for Leo Clark , Andreson & Co. of Omaha. At the llotrl * . At the Barker C. E. Thompson , Hoa- tou ; Robert A. Mansfield , Now York ; C. Mullen , Now YorhJ H , W. Gavnn , Now York ; John W. Sa.iJ.llir , Lincoln ; .T.lB. IJUhop , Red Oak ; W , A. Fisher. Red Oak ; L. B. Brady , New York ; Vf. F. Conner , Boone , In.lr'D. nofTernnn , An- solmo , Nob. ; M.WDunlnp. Chicago ; George Shoppoy , Chicago ; P. C. Hal- linger , Fremont : AY-iUlatn R. Morse , Cincinnati ; William Hnrtlngton , Chicago cage ; A. Hlrsh , ChlcAgo ; L. H. Thomas , Portland ; P. M. ChnipToll , McCook ; J. D. Draper , Mnrfoii" Harry Squires , Arkansas City ; W.-Ki'Gattsldo ' , Chicago ; J. J. Moorhcnil , Dunlnp , In. ; Charles Knapp , St. Louis : Cl A. Wilson. Fre mont ; M. D. Mcrarlnnd , Bolievuc , Colo. ; T. C. Marshal. Canton , O. : W. M. Gentry , QuinoyV E. Rich , Lincoln ; Bon Tuthlll , New Vork ; John A. Koheo , Platte Center ; D. Ray , Grand Island ; R. F. Hill , New York ; T. H. Krausc , Port Huron , Mich. , J. H. Roach. St. Paul , Minn. , J. T. Ackornmn , Ains- wortli ; M. Anderson , Hastings ; J. S. Taylor , Kansas City ; M. T. Cox , Du- biique ; C. Dichl , Erie , Pa. ; N. Gorman , St. Joseph ; J. E. Roper , Davenport ; M. Mora. New York ; J. M. Woodruff , Denver - vor ? L. T. Bralnard , Nebraska City : A. H. Socholm. Baltimore , Md. ; J. Wat son , Kansas City ; II. C. Goodman , Louisville , Ky. ; Thomas J. Blocker , Baltimore ; J. B. Pardce , Rochester. N. Y. ; W. E. Pcarce , Philadelphia ; Wil liam Urquhart. Seneca Falls ; H. Lodor , Statcn Island , N. Y. At the Murray S. S. Moore , Jr. , New York ; E. C. Carroy. Oawego , N. Y. ; V. C. Chase , Oswego , N. Y. ; J. McElroy , Chicago ; F. O. Whltford , Chicago ; Frank Baldwin , Now York ; S. D. Babcock - cock , Now York , G. L. White , Indian- * apolls ; J. Vosburg , St. Louis ; R. E. Woodson , St. Louis ; E. C. Baker , St. Louis ; J. F. Trout , Chicago ; J. M. Layton - ton , Chicago : W. N. Decker , Cnicngo ; C. F. Kuso , F. Davis. I. L. Adlu , W. A. Nolslot. L. M. Bushnoll , G. II. Bixby , C. V. Woodward , R. G. Gerling , John A. Condor. W. D. Adam ? , A. W. Pul- Ion , H. II. Kelsey , H. M. Rood , . ! . Halt- ney. Chicago ; P. R. Blnksell , Buffalo , N.'Y. ; W. B. Shuyurk , N. M. Drake , C. M. Spencer , A.I3abcoek.LoulsvilloIvy. ; C. R. Bacon. Grand Rapids. Mich ; J. R. Tassrv , Now York ; L. R. Townsand , R. -Woundd , M. Curtis , George M. Rouse , St. Louis ; R. O. Rullors , J. P. Nathan , C. G. Cunningham , H. H. Branch , P. R. Goodrich. New York ; E. U. Stapp , M. Sherman , DCS Moines ; T. M. Block , E. M. Connell , Now York. At the Merchants * Benjamin How ard , II. Link , Kansas City ; si. L. Ganun , Miles City , Mont. , J. L. Richards , Bu chanan , Mich. ; C. F. Heintz , Austin , Tex. ; H. O'Hara , St. Louis ; O. N. Wil son , Nobrabka City ; Harry E. Sloano , Pcorla , 111. ; A. M. Wheeler , Minneap olis , Minn. ; Martin Ilonsel. Richmond , Va. ; J. II. Mockett , Lincoln ; M. T. Cox , Dubuque ; G. W. Quinn , St. Louis ; N. J. Biiss , Lake City , Minn. : W. G. Mercer , Burlington ; J. B. C'rutn , Dun- sieth , N. D. ; J. M. Hammnr , York , Pa. ; J. A. Richardson , San Diego , Cal ; John J. Hnllignn , Ogallulu ; C. E. Chandler , Chicago ; B. W. Henshaw , Denver ; H. S. Kuhl Aspinwnll , la. ; O. N. Hartshorn , Boulder , Col. : L. An- geoo , Fostoria , O. ; 'Frank E. Hartigan , Crete ; J. A. Eylor' . Omaha ; Ben liny- don , Omaha ; C. N.'Brewster , Omaha ; W. E. David , Ft. Calhouu ; E. G. Thomas , Sioux Oty ; D. H. Thomas , Elk City ; Fred Brqqson and wife , Sioux City ; C. II. Tatej Cincinnati ; E. D. Shomnkor , Kansas , , City : N. K. A'an Huson , Sioux City : G. D. Urly , New York ; William F. Paine , Chicago ; W. H. Hess , Lanark. Ill , ; H. C. Kolf , Den ver ; A. "J. Motcalf , Kearney : H. C. Metcnlr , KcarnoytF. ; G. Cusack , St. Louis ; John N. Middelldorf , Coving- ton , Ky. ; H. H. Kcideckcr , Covington , Ky. ; G. C. Kirby iiifd wife , Omaha ; H. A. Ijoe , KingmanKan ; Thomas I. Neill , Council Bluffs ; J. Bartu , Chicago ; C. C. Higgins , Hiawatha. { Kan. ; Henry Baker. Kearno.r : El Hildobrand."Chi- cngo ; David Patterson , North Platte ; W. D. Thompkins , Omaha ; -H. L. Mc- Williams , Ogallala. < At > the Paxton. Jonn M. Gormes. St. Louis ; J. Simon , St. Louis ; C. M. Hahl , St. Josenh ; J. V. Dver. St. Joseph ; Alfred Clifford , S. Louis ; H. E. Lantry , Colorado Springs ; N. W. Lovitt , Kan sas City ; George A.ahwoll , Now York ; W. J. Mayer , Chicago ; C. S. Huffman , 'St. Louis ; S. Drcyfuss , Now York ; John R. Wilson. Deadwood ; N. C. Chap man. Minneapolis ; A. Emdon , Chicago ; Charles Stein ' , Chicago ; E. D. Hasten , Washington' D. C. ; Robert B. Bonham. Washington , D. C. ; H. H. Robinson , KimKill ; L. D. Russ , Chicago : V. C. Chase , Chicago ; E. L. Olds , Racine ; William B. Taylor , Now York ; C. F. Carnoi , Elmirn ; E. H. Johnson , Chicago cage ; F. Craft , Clbcinnati ; II. Brady , Chicniro ; W. J. tloncock , Gorvorsvillo ; M. D. Hathaway , Chicago ; C. A. Dodge , Salt Lake City ; D. W. Rcdtield , Chicago ; D. B. 'Mcllwaine , Now York ; Wells Gorhn , Chicago ; George A. Dascomb , Atohison ; W. D. Drake , Cleveland ; George L. Shoup , Idaho ; George A. Robinson , * Louib- vflloj Frank Hunter , Cincinnati ; Alex Williams , Ilailoy ; Jesse Rose , Denver ; J. L. Woods , Fort Dodge ; D. M. Woods , Reed , 111. ; G. E. Elsov , Chicago ; G. II. Gun , Hastings ; A. Moore , Auburn ; O. W. Greene , Kearney. At the Casey tj. G. Underwood , St. Joe ; J. V. Studley , St. Louis ; F. II. Streiby , Chicago ; S. H. Chase. Salt Lake City : John Englo , Chicago ; M. F. Allanbough , Salt Lake City ; M. Harts- bin. Lexington. Ky. ; B. W. Tobias , Now York : J. T. Clark , Alma ; J. K. Sodon , Chicago ; M. W. Millnrd , Burlington ; C. W. Wommolp- dorf , Omaha ; O. H. Phillips. Beat rice ; W. H. Putolle , Minneapolis ; John Mullownov. Omaha ; A. H. Hampt , Buffalo , N. Y. ; J. C. Junill , Boston ; J. W. Porterfiold , Detroit ; B. P. Morinn , Dunkirk , N. Y. : Honrv Do Lainnter , Jackson , 111. : H. R. Toft , Glovorsvillo , N. Y. ; J. D. Calton , Jackson , Mich. ; E. W. May , Das Moines ; L. D. Robbing , Boston ; Charles W. McKean , St. Joe ; Frank Hall , Chicago ; W. W. Nichols , St. Louis ; T. B. Ilutchinson , Chicago ; Thomas Porter , Detroit ; K. WjDohlon- dorf , St. Louis ; J. H. Chambers , lint- kiiison. N. Y. ; Oningo .lull , Orango- villo , Fin. ; Thco Kaibenhoft , Daven port ; O. G. Walrojh , Pittsburg ; J. J. Jones.William Miner , Chicago ; II. W. Look , Milwaukee ; R. C. McCanyhoy , Chicago ; J. H. Dixou , St. Joe ; G. W. Jones , Chicago ; .l. Y" . Lusk , Pittsburg ; Thomas F. Krintron , Chicago ; L. W , Robbing. Jersey City : Charles Gilmore , Missouri Valley ; M.1 C. Roberts , Chicago cage ; W. F. Hammond , Chicago ; E. L. Streod , Woodhall.'lll. ; A.M. Walkins , Miln'Samuel ; W. rTdmunds , Washing ton. D. C. ; G. W. l.ovolady , Detroit ; A. H. Saobohm , Sun Francisco. Won't Go Off ItcJ'urp , You are Heady , Particularly on a lontf Journey. Ho fully prepared. You cannb bo , permit us to say , unless you are accompanied with the travel ers und tourists viulo mociim. Hostuttor's Stomach IJHters , most ponlal of appetizer * , nccllmati/crs and promoters of digestion. Against sen sickness , malaria , uranips and colics bo otton of badly cooked or unwhole some food and brackish water. nervouHiiosi. increased by travel , chronic billlousness and constipation , the Hitters is a sovereign pre ventive. U imparts n relish to food not alto gether to your taste , and prevents it from disagreeing with yon. Never was thcro such a capital thing for the unfortunate dynpoutlu who stands In dread of the best cooked nml. Stomachic trouble causud by ill prepared viands aboard ship , on stoaui- boats , and rations hastily bolted at railway restaurants , Is sooa remedied by tbo Ulitors , wtiich K\VOH \ a quietus , also to rheumatism , kidney trouble * and lasomula. Dr.Birnoypractice limited to catarrhal - al diseases of nose and throat. lieu bldg. AUNT ANN. Eva Best , In Detroit Free Press ! A low , louden cloud hangs over Crowdon lodge. Up from the valley , whore the arcok lies rigid In its pall , n little gust has como , bringing already a few sharp , stinging , icy noodles , and many soft , slowly-falling flakes of snow. Night closes in. The 0 o'clock bells ring out a glad release to the tellers in the big foundry on the western , suburb of this city , and lights nro nt last shining through many a window pane , sending golden shafts across the fast-whitening pavement ? , now filled with bustling homo-goers. When Kerry Owen Flings open the gate and advances toward the kitchen door of his own domicile ho feels the nearness of some unusual happening. Somebody is In that kitchen besides Jo , and ho knows it. His quick intuitions are not at fault , for ho soon hoard voices as well as the melodious clatter of dishes ; hears what sounds oddly to his unaccustomed ears a peal of laughter , bona lido , and , well , yes , a bit boister ous ; -Josephine Owen is n strong , healthy , hearty woman , and her laugh ter is wortti the hearing , when at rare Intervals it can bo provoked into some buch manifestation of hilarity as the present outburst. "Oh , Aunt Ann , you are too ridicu lous ! " comes through the key-holo along with a tiny stream of light ; and then Kerry knows. Aunt Ann how well ho remembers her ; the swoot-fncnd woman who used to hold his boyish heart captive by her manifold charms the cider collar , the great barn at Mlllicoro , the buckeyes , the paw-paw bushes , the persimmon tree down by "tho run ! " And when the door swings bacic be neath his hand anil he carries a pretty well tij'ed out , homely-clad form into the warmth and light and cheery bustle of the little kitchen , ho sacs Aunt Ann. A great lump rises in his throat and the light from the lamp on the cozy- looking rod tnolccloth multiplies itself strangely in his tear fillcd-oyos ; and in another second Aunt Ann has clasped him in her pontlo embrace and nas given him a kiss of greeting. "Why , Kerry , lad , I'd never have known you what a great handsome follow you've grown , for a certainty ! Your eyes are are still as big as saucers and your crop of curls keeps coming on beautifully ; but bless met if thcro isn't a suspicion of white about your temples. How old are you now , my boy ? ' ' "Only forty. Aunt. Ann ; only forty this fall , and it has boon ' ' "Just twenty-five years since you tried to ride the colt the colt wo decided to christen 'Jordan , ' because , you said , 'Jordan was a hard road to travel ! ' " How they laugh together at the nmusing recollections ! How ho ques tions his dear relative about tlio thou sand and one things beloved in nis boy hood , and how completely Jo seems dropped out from their sympathetic , cheery chattering. fc > ho hears Aunt Ann tell Kitty about selling the Rich- land county farm and directly a frown chases Jo's smile away. It's a little frown n very little scowl but it seems Ho have coino to stay. Not exactly ugly tempered no , Jo is not that yet ; but she has grown to take life so seriously and talk so littlo. As a girl she was sympathetic and responsive to a degree ; but after seventeen years of married life after the nlaeing of three precious little forms out of sight she , the wife of the "foundry boss , " Kerry Owen , has como to count her shut in life a simple round of thankless duties , with what soever of sweetness and lightness it once promised long since ( lend. She has. in all these prosoy , homely years , grown silent and unresponsive and what one might bo excused for calling self ishly borrowful ; and tender-hearted Kerry , respecting her sorrow , has al lowed the gloom to bottle about his homo , until under the dark shadow of unconscious oppression , life has grown into a monotonous noutral-hucd length of days at the foundry , and evenings where ? If Jo could answer that question she would bo a relieved woman ; that ho goes each night to some reprehensible headquarter where there are cards and dice aijd bomothing to drink , she never for a moment doubts. Aunt Ann is the cheeriest of old ladies alive. Her memory is reliable enough to fetch back oven the wrath of Blue John , the Cochin China rooster that Kerry was so fond of because of his "gamoneas ; " the ghost of Mooly , a bovine , that , in very opposition to her name , possessed the longest and most terrible horns on record. Now he rev els again in the thought of the leaf shadowed spring house , the corn crib , the smoke house roof and the martin boxes above it. While the cold , soft ifUkes fait without the pinkest of ajiplo blossoms drift in roseate showers just witliln the radius of memory's quickest hedge ; and ho only leaps the stream of consciousness at the bound of Jo's curt call to supner. "Jo , dear , what uolicnto muffins ! Kerry , aren't they meltingly good ? " "H'm ! Sh oh yes of course. Aunt Ann , do you recollect tno frog pond ? " "Yes , 1 reinbmbor. But aren't these chops done to an exquisite turn , Ker ry ? " "Il'm. Chops ! O yes , our butcher lias good moat always. And thau " "And-this milk toast isn't it " "AuntAnn , Kerry is no epicure. " Tlio key note of .Too's voice Is discord ant. "He cats what I bet before him und that's all. I really think that ho doesn't know half an hour after what I've given him. I'm glad you like my cooking Aunt Ann ; I have had nothing else to do nut perfect myself in that art over since since " but poor Jo dis appeared within the pantry. "Thinking of the children , Aunt Ann. Her life is dreary enough these days. " "It needn't be ; it has been seven years since little Jim died. Has she had nothing to feed upon in all this time but these snd memories , Kerry ? ' " "Don't know , I'm sure , Aunt Ann. ii j "Have yon over tried to cheer het- up ? " I ? " "You ! Not the butcher r.or the baker , did you think they are all the persons she seems to too daily except yourself. " "Aunt Ann , you speak in riddles. " "A prize given for the best solution , " says this old lady , as Jo reappears , 'fetching , as a very evident "make be lieve" reason for her recent disappear ance a dish of golden honey in Us comb. "Kerry , Jo , do you remember that bright winter wedding day ot yours when the farm was dressed In white und every herb and twig hud donned diamonds for your bridal ? Only a week until its seventeenth anniversary In what reckless dissipation common to such n day shall wo indulge ? " asks the elderly guest , bending the dainty lav ender satin roBotto of her cap full upon her host and hostess in turn. "To Chink how old and big the children- bless mo ! " For Jo has again hurriedly taken refuge within her sanctuary , the pantry. "You cannot mention the word 'child ren , ' Aunt Ann Jo can never stand it. " "Why ? " " 'Why ? ' Because because " "Because she has grown BO terribly selfish In. her sorrow -that's the blunt and homely truth. U would do horgood to talk of them Kerry , do you over keep nny holidays hero birthdays or Christmas or anything ? " "What ! .Jo ami I ? 1 should think not , indeed ! " "Humph ! Going ? Well. I'll promise not to worry Jo nny more. Kerry. Hero , I'll hold your overcoat. " The outer garment Is donned , and in n moment more the door shuts Kerry out into the white night. "Jo ! " "Yes , Aunt Ann. " " has . " "Kerry gone away. "That'ri nothing now. Ho never stn.vs nt homo with mo in the evenings any more. " "Jo , wlmt do you moan ? Wlioi-o has ho gone ? " "Goodness knows ! " "Well , I'm glad badness doesn't ! Look how the snow hnspllml Itself up in the window ludgvs ; how cold It must begetting getting ! Seomi to mo I'd rather sit by fire in the Bitting room " ' "There is no fire in the sitting room , Aunt Ann. Kerry can sit out hero in the kitchen as I do. Ono fire saves coal. " ' "Saves coal' well , yes , I suppoao it does. But I'd gladly put a bushel of coal against a glass of strong drink. Docs Kerry drink , Jo ? " "I suppose so I don't know. Ho never did buforo little Jim " "No , " catching at Jo as she rushes past her towards the protecting dark ness of the pantry , "you shan't bo such a weak woman as that any longer ! Why , bless you , child , you can't moan that you find it too hard to say , 'Thy will bo done , ' after all these years ? " "Oh , Aunt Ann , " sobs poor Jo , "I believe I could if only Kerry would bo the man ho once was ! " "Tho 'man' the lover , you moan ! " mighty drily this. "I could stand it. " wails on Jo , me chanically , beginning her task of put ting away tbo little printed teacups , "but ho goes off the minute ho has swallowed his supper heaven knows whore ! " "And the better if heaven does know whore. " "And I am left alone with with my my memories ! " "Strange ho should care to leave you so , " mu od the little old lady aloud. "A supper done to a turn ; u handsome wife you are hnjidsomo , Jo ; a co y little tlo nook by the bright grate fire in the sitting-room " "I said that I never used the front room. Aunt Ann. It is the parlor , you know ; I have no real sitting room " "O , yea , to bo sure I forgot. So you're keeping it clean , dark and ready for whoso funeral , Jo yours or Ker ry's ? " "Aunt Ann ! " "That's who I . exactly am. my dear ; and if you don't both live to bless 'Aunt Ann' for a few years before either of those funerals takes place , why , there's no power in the spirit of love that actu ates mo ! We'll have a wcdrting anni versary this year if wo never had ono before. What if our bodies do grow old and wriuuled our hearts are young and , our real solves , the rejoicing souls of us , are basking , even now , in the sun shine of perpetual youth. Wo shall have a bride's cake and a groom's cake ; and I , myself , shall make angel food that I promibo will melt in vour mouth1 ! "Aunt Ann ! " "Present at roll-call ! But this indig nation meeting is too one-sided. Hang up your dish pan , Jo , and como and sit bcsido me. When Kerry was a lad I used to tell him stories by the hour ; and now I'm going to toll his wife one ; will you listen ? " ' Gladlv. Aunt Ann. " "Once upon a time thcro was a happy family who lived inn bustling , thriving little manufacturing town in the very heart.of America. The father and mother were strong , healthy people ; but their anxiously watchcd-over chil dren grew to bo strangely delicate. Once when the parents were in an agony of dipuir over the frail tenure their little ones hold upon life , there came a knock at the door , and a man , wise and benevolent entered the house. Ho tried to speak to them of the boau- ful works of life and its laws ; but Ho spoke in an unintelligible language which sounded like a profanation in their ears. At hist , nispairing to make himself understood , Ho offered to take all the little ones to His o.vn homo , whore , under the golden sunshine and beside the still waters , they should never again know suffering , sickness or sorrow. Ho promised to lavish the great love of his wealth upon them ; and after awhile to como Himself and show the father and mother the way to thnir precious little ones. And then , knowing best , Ho , with out more ndo , took tno children with Him and wont away. The father was grieved , but ho comforted himself that he should sec his dear ones againand n thought of the beauti ful country to which they had journey ed , of their freedom from sickness and sorrow , lessoned the grief of parting. But the mother moaned and wept and would not bo comforted. Her maternal heart kept tiie loneliness uppermost- she could not joy in. fancy at the thought of her children's ' bliss , at their freedom from pain , at their beautiful homo in the Summer Land ; but over about hoi- was wrapped the somber shadow ot her griet , until the house was u house of perpetual mourning , and all who came therein shuddered at the gloom. Jo , did you over think just what it is to bo the mother of three angels ? " "Oh , Aunt Ann ! " "Present before. And ' , as can't jou see that the glad meeting is not HO very far off , after all ? Why , Jo , dear , com pared to the life everlasting what Is this span of little years ? A breath a nothing ! And there's that dear Kerry of yours shut , out into the lesser gloom of the cold night because of the greater gloom and selfish coldnubs within doors ! " * * * The week before the anniversary passes quickly and almost happily. Besides the neat little stitches she puts lovingly and helpfully into a pros pective wedding present that Jo is man ufacturing under the rose for Kerry , Aunt Ann inserts in the poor worker's heart wedges of wisdom she has gar nered during her life-long experience , driving them home with the mallet of truth , until Jo's heart expands and ex pands under the great and pursistnnt pressure , and , lo ! it is at last opened wide to receive Aunt Ann's comforting lessons , and she comes to comprehend into what a state of error bho has fallen. * * Kerry Owen , now superintendent of the Mammoth boiler foundry over near Crowdon Lcdgo , turning to leave the snug little office to make his way homo at midnight , finds Mb exit barred. A tall , well-built young gentleman , of se rious countenance , stands squarely in hla path. "Oh , no , Owen ; not so fast , old fol low ! Do you happen to recollot that this Is the eve of tha anniversary of your wedding day needn't look so aston ished that I chance to know all about It ! And you needn't think to get off in that style ! " "It's u style in which I usually got off , sir , " laughs Kocry , looking an In quiry into the young man's quizzical countenance. "It's a style well enough adapted to ' ovor'y-day use ; but , as i said before , to morrow is your woddiiiL' anniversary , and God bloa * you , Kerry Owen 1 must show tlio gratitude of 1115 lunrt in some waj ! " "Nay , Mr. C.ooffro.\ " "Your negations will not stand , u.n < , before iiy positlvonffirnmtlonii. F.ir thu Br.ko of all you have done foraoung fool upon whoso shoulders too much responsibility wns thrown at first a rc.iponslbllity that would hnvo crushed him had you not nut your strong wlao shoulder lo the wnuol I give you this with more love than thu world will credit George GoolTroy with possessing. It Is hdavy. I know , Owen ; but my slolgh Is nt tlio door and lot your wlfo have the first poop , man ; do , J beseech you. " Jo and Aunt Ann heard the chiming of softly-moving hells , hoard the sud den eoHS'it on , heard the gate onen , and in a twinkling Aunt Ann has Hung wldo the parlor door. The Jump light makes a gloaming , golden patch out across the snow , nml along this pathway , with a hearty "Good night ! " pent backward , como * Korrv. "Hello-up yet ? " "That wo are come in ! " laughs Aunt Ann. amused nt his astonishment. "What ! n fire in the parlor- Aunt Ann , did you " "No. Jo made it. " "Jo1' "Yes , I did , Kerry ; and It's novcr goIng - Ing out again tills winter. " "And there1 ! ? a warmth in her heart , too , Kerry , that's never going out again. Just look at the dear girl. " Ho does look at her as he sots the big fiat box at her feet , marveling greatly within himself at the rosy Hush upoii her handsome face. "Our 'wedding present' from young Mr. Gooltroy , Jo ; and how ho came to know the exact date of it puzzles mo , " bocins Kerry. "It needn't , " says Aunt Ann laconi cally. "Ho asked mo when It was the day .In and I visited the foundry and I told him. " "Really , Aunt Ann ? I never told you , Jo , because at first I dared not , and afterward you. I thought , would have taken no interest in the affair , that when young Geoffrey cnmo Into posses sion ho found that , fearful frauds had been going on that his lamenlod unclu had been robbed right and loft ; moro than all , that the whole business rested on n rotten foundation , needing only n touch of mismanagement to send it rumbling to the ground. In his despair ho appealed to me , and together in se cret wo began to insert strong und solid financial props under the wliolo top- heavy structure. It has boon a dollcnto wearing task , for appearances of as sured success had to bo kept up , witli the demon of failure over threatening our carefully built plans. But wo con quered , and by tbo 1st of March all will be real that for so long a time has been but Hoomlnc. No one has known of the nwful strain put upon young Geoffrey but your husband , Jo , and hero is his appreciation of my efforts. What can it bo ? " "Lot it be the last thing , Kerry wo want our turn lirbt , " and as Jo speaks the midnight boll proclaims the birth of another day a day she shall never forgot. And with their solemn clan gor the morning stars aeom to sing again , and invisible angels \\ulk the earth crying , "Ponce ! Peace ! 1'eacol Pence ! " Kerry Owen wonderingly watches Jo as she looks out into the wnito darkness of the street sees her turn her rapt face towards him and "How delicious the fireside is , " ho says , breaking with those words the si lence thai has suddonlv crept between. "Why , Jo ! " "It s vour wedding present , Kerry. Aunt Ann and I made it , and UIOI-O'H nothing like it in all the town. Trv it on , Kerry , dear ! " Is it the "Korry , dear , " or tlio splen did lounging coat that most astonishes the happy follow on the hearth rug ? Ho foolM 'himbolf gently freed from his rough workaday coat by two pairs of feminine hands ; feels the boft satin lin ing of the new garment touching his wrists and throat like dainty caresses , and looks speechlessly down upon Jo. smiling , beautiful Jo , who stands draw ing the silken cords of that marvelous coat together with the most breathless of all sweet sighs of content. Then a cap , magnificently tnssolod and as softly lined as the coat itself , is pressed upon his head ; ho is turned about face and thrust unresistingly back Into an unexpected world of yielding plush-covered cushions. And now the kneeling Jo is at his feet and in a twinkling the clumsy , snow- clogged shoes are miido to give place to an ideal pair of Iloece-lined foot gear ; and Jo , catching sight of tlio astpnistied face above her own , sees in it once again the lineaments of her lover , and with a cry of love and longing her ahlp of happiness sails into port. Aunt Ann seeks Jo's sanctuary , the pantry , and for a blessed while lakes up the habit Jo hi'a ' discarded , but. the teara are tears of tender joy and fiow long. Kmcrgincr at length , Aunt Ann makes much fuss over the turning about ot Goollroy's package ; and seeing Jo safe harbored in her husband's arms , falls to removing the cover herself. At la l. Ono glimpse , and Jo and Kerry are before their children ! How more than pictures to those three heads are the baby , Archie and little Jim ! All together again that happy home ; there whore the firelight gleams on the rich gold of the frame that surroundH young Geoffrey's gift ; on the bright unused carpet ; on the unaccustomed glories of the great now oasy-ohair ; on the stiff horse hair-furniture ; on tlio father and mother kneeling upon the hearth rug ; upon Aunt Ann , smiling at it all through her happy tears at nil the beauty , sweetness and joy of life that has gathered itself into this one , little , darkcold , first hour of u winter's morning. Not a Onllfririiiii Ihmr. Anybody om ; catch a cold this It mil of weuthcr. Thu trouble h to lot go , lllo thu man who caught thu bear. Wo ndvlsu our loaders to purulwso of thu tjoodnmn Unit ; company n bottlu of SANTA A1II10 , the Cal ifornia King of Consumption , Asthma , llroii chitU , Countis anil Croup Curcn , and k-'up It , hiindy , 'Tin pleasing to thu tunto nml death to the above complaints. 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