THE OMAHA DAILY BEE : MONDAY , MAR OH , 17 , 1890. 5 THE COMMERCIAL TRAVELER A Humorist Describes Hotel Oom- i'orw and n , Novel Writing Tablo. 6MOPTH SCORING OF A POINT. Dcnth of Two nriiiiimcM Tliixt Vivo ChnllcMKO Acoeptitl The Onmhn Club Samples nnd Personal * . Htirtlctto on Motels. Did you ever notice of course you liavo the attention paid to the art of making hotel rooms syetcmai. vally un- homelike and uncomfortable'/ Bays Rob BurdoUc. I have boon observing it lor thirteen ycnrd. I suppose the object Ute to 1'ccp the guest out of hia room as ranch ns possible so that ho won't use the furniture , the soap and towels , the gas or the lamp. In the average country hotelby that I mean a hotel in n town of 5,000 or lees a guest has to keep up n constant struggle in order to occupy -his room at all. While ho is at break fast a girl comes in , takes away all the linen nnd tosses the bed up into n volcanic ; bit of chaos , throws the pillows on the lounge or sofa , if there be ono , hang's the bolster on the ono chair or table , and takes away nil the towels. There is but one ; I use the word "all" out of courtesy. The idea that any body washes his hands or lace at any time during the day , save immediately after rising , seems never to occur to some landlords , Unless you raise n row about it , after the towels ( those towel ) sire ( is ) taken away during breakfast hour , no more are ( is ) brought in until after supper. Of course you never use the soap in a cheap hotel , to the fact of its presence or absence does not worry you , unless you should want something to sharpen your penknife on , nnd then a calto of cheap liotcl soap rises to the situation. It beats an oil slono all to Dicccs. And in n hotel of what you icny call the third , and often of the second cla&s. , it is a part of the land lord's creed that no living man over , over , wants to write a letter in his own room. A table is no part of the furni ture. When it is it is cither a good saddler with n gentle canter or a ' "single footer" with u gait like a Ken tucky "sandsiftor , " and you have to hold it with your knees when you try to write. I have quit using them. I take out a bureau drawer , turn it upside down , push it back in place about two inches , nnd , defying the lanJlord , have u table it would break his heart to sec. lut come to the first class hotels. Kow and then you got a room with a drop light in it. You can then sit in your own room in the evening and , rcnd. But as a rule there is no drop light. The bureau and mirror are on ono side of the room , heavy , rich , mis sive , no sparing of expense , Now it is just OH ci\tiy to have the lone gas jet clone to the mirror. Then ono can shave , J > co the parting of his hair and dress. But no ; either there is a bracket jot away over on the other side of the room , or a dim chandalier hanging FO high that a man of my height has to aland on a chair to light it. And you might just as well try to read by the moon. And since the Btmillor towns hnvo got to using elec tric lights I have had a time. The light in your room is , a pear-shaped thing hnncring * n the end of a string from tlio .canter of the ceiling. I chase the beg garly thing all around the room f-ome- times before I can got a grip on it to turn it on. When it is turned on it ifa about a two-candle power nnd you can neither read nor dross nor sit still and think by it. The hotel bedroom is ex clusively n bedroom. It's good to sloop in and nothing else. Jf there was any economy in making it uncomfortable and inconvenient , 1 wouldn't kick. But any man who has ever traveled "knows that the landlord often iroos to great expense of money and trouble to arrange his .bedroom 'to the greatest inconvenience of tlio guest who may Jiavo un insane notion that he would illko to read and write in his own room. The Club In Oninlin. , The directors of the Omaha Travel ing Men's club hold a meeting at Uar- row & Logan's last Friday afternoon. A committee was appointed to got esti mates as to furnishings for the chib rooms and report nt tlio next meeting of the directors. Neatness and elegance tire to bo distinguishing features of the club room appointments. No business house will bo approached in any way , fllmpo or form for a contribution of furniture or anything else in the way of furnishings. The club can nnd will sot up in housekeeping out of its own pocket and thus will all the members fool the more perfectly satisfied. It has been about decided , upon to take the suite of live or six rooms on the fifth floor of the board of trade building , the officers of that institution having guaranteed elevator service at night. Kill ! XV It It ISllSltlOSH. If a drummer for a certain Cleveland grocery house moots u certain drummer for a , Pittsburg concern , of the smme de nomination , U is extremely probable that ti sharp broad ax will be utill/ed by the party of the first part. "I iuivo Seard of gull , " said ho. "I hnvo road 3f it , I've scon exhibitions of it , but never until yesterday did I ronllx.o what it really was. I was engaged with ono of your leading grocers from whom I oxpoctcd to receive an order. "Whilo I was talking to him in came that little dude who travels for Blank & Co , of Plttsburg. lie waltxod in with his pretty liUlu.Spanish walk , says 'howdy' to me and , asks if I will excuse Mr. Oroeorymnn for jubt a minute ns ho is in an awful hurry. Well , ho didn't have his grip or any sumplcs with him 60 of course I raid certainly. IIo taKes mister man over to a corner , uuzzua him for five minutoh , comas back , says 'tra In la1 to me and flutters out. When the merohnnt came back f showed him an article that f thought would hit him ' ' 'I oic. 'Why , says ho. just gave Blank fc Co. 's man an order for twenty gross of that. ' 1 had lot that little Mononguhohi nionkoy bkip in nnd tak s that order right under my nobo. But never mind , there will bean an alrucloiiH murder committed some fine day and Blank & Co. will bo hustling for a now man. " Acoiitct | ttto Cmnu : , Xob. . March 13. To the Editor of the Commercial Columns of Tin : Bin : : liming noticed in a recent issue of Till' DKU a challenge from the accomplished daughters of the landlord of the Midland hotel , Shlckloy , N'ob. , to any * wo "Knights of thfc Grip" for n series of higli-llvo. A very jtopular yroeory man accompanied by a tobacco man , after a sullieiont amount of insist ing on the part of the ladles ) were in- uu vd to U'i u series of three panics. The story la sad but true. The first gnmo resulted in n score of fifty-two to twenty-six In favor of "Tho Angels of Commerce. " The second fifty-two to oix "in the ring , " in favor of said "angels. " "Wo are the people. " X. X. X. X. Omnlia Mint lluntlc. Siot'.v CITY. Io March in. To the Kdllor of Tun BJI : . I enclose you a few items which you can put In your Traveling Men's column , wliich may bo jot use to Omaha in her jobbing Inter ests in northeast Nebraska. South Da- kola and northwestern Iowa. J have been making this territory for an Omaha house for the past six years , nnd during that time have made my homo in Sioux City. I can BOO some big changes since I first came up here. Omaha boys were then few and far be tween , especially in South D.ikota and northwestern Iowa. Now you can find them on nearly every train , and where the houses stand by them nnd are willing to sell goods on a closer margin in order to onen up new trade and give the boys a enow , they are getting in good orders nnd holding their tratio , notwithstanding poor railroad facili ties. Omaha should got the Illinois Central railroad 'n from Onawa. It would give an excellent outlet for heavy goods and u market for Block. The merchants along the line want it. They claim the Chicago & Northwestern makes an extra charge at Missouri Valley and California Junc tion for freight on the Sioux City & Pa cific , and with another chnrgo and transfer at Onawn for the Illinois Cen tral. They claim freight is higher and takes longer to get goods than from Chicago , with Omaha- only fifty to seventy-five miles away. Omaha can , if she will brace up , with a very little capital invested control this territory , but she needs to realize the fact that if it is not soon done Sioux City , wliich is working like a beaver for good railroad facilities and getting them , will got in more and larger houses than they have now and will got such a hold on this territory that Omaha will have to hus tle to got her share of it. The mer chants nnd shippers appreciate Sioux City's efforts to uet at them , but do netlike like thu lack of push or interest in Oma'ia to reach this territory. The Omnha , Yankton & South Dakota line is what is needed and would bo a Ing thing for Omaha. Why not have it ? OMAHA TJIAVIJUNOMAN. A Kcntencn Conlamlnc tlio Alphabet. Noticing in ono of your recent issues a short paragraph relative to the short est sentence in the English language containing all the letters of the alpha- hot , J would like to submit the follow- incr , says a writer in On the Road : J. P.'Gravc , pack with my box six dozen quills. The above fientonco contains thirty- four letters and ten words only. A Qnqry. To'tho Editor of Tin : BICK : Will you please answer through the columns of Tttii BKB whether or not there is such a place in Omaha as the Olympic the ater , or whether there over was such a place in Omaha ? C. E. W. , Omaha. Ans. Years ago , but not now. A Cent'H Worth. I was walking by the Hotel Bucking ham the other evening , says a writer in Now York Truth , when my car was penetrated by hearse shriek , "Ex.tra ! cxtral full account of the Hro down town extra ! " "Lot me see , boy , if you a"ro telling the truth , " said u passer by. The lad held up his paper to verify his statement , and showed the headline - line , " * 20,000 Blazcl" "OhJ > said the inquirer , "two hun dred and fifty thousand ? Is that all ? ' Well , I guess'I don't want the papsr. " "Ah , what's do matter wid you , an- bwcrod the newsboy ; "do yor want tar burn up do city 6' Now lork for a cent. " Samples. Will Hodden , tnat amiable gentleman from south of Mason and Dixon'a line , is again circling in this vicinity. Jack .Marshall lias just fiuished an other long and very successful trip , and tloatod forth again. C. K. Coleman , D. V. Farwoll &Co.'s popular tiatosm.in , tarried in Omaha a 'few/ hours last Friday. Charley reports that spring trade is opening up In good bhapo. 1) . F. Stout returned from a successful trip from western Nebraska and Colorado rado last week. The Southern Traveler , published at Union Point , Ga , , print-j a column of Omaha Traveling Mori's club news , taken from THIS BMW of a week ago. The Traveler is a bree/.y , thorough going oight-pagod weekly by Mr. J. It. Watts. TUB Uii : : will add that the Omaha Traveling Men's club now has 175 members and is a humm''r. ' A druggist in Texas got mud and had a man airouted for calling him a thief because the customer asked him : "What is you robjoct in charging such a price ? " A Grand Island society belle sends in the following beautiful little verso on the male hello of the ball : Ho unncei divinely , Sings sweet accord , Piiintfl ll'.to n Kuphlul , And ircts drunk as a lord. There Is two feet of HIIOW on Marshall Pass , four foot at Crpsted Butte , s > ix foot nt Ked Mountain and wo can't toll how much in Stlvurton until nuxl sum mer ; but the boys are making the ter ritory just the same , and are blowinc holes through the snow with their mel low voices and low prices. The Hio Grande and the class of traveling mot ; who cover that territorynovor nay fall , but all kuap right en gottin' there. Grant L. Davis , a commercial trav eler , mot his death at Auburn , N. V. , ono night hut week , and the circum- sturws attending the accident make it particularly sad. Davis took the tr.iin on the Southern Central at Woodspart for Auburn. The train was on time , and , in accordance with orders , Htoppod on the bridge whore the railroad crosses the OxvaVco outlet , between West and Clark stroots. This stop is nrndu ny every train to await a signal that there is ni ) danger in crowing the Now York Central traclsa , only a few rods distant. The stop was brief and as the signal was given the train started. Evidently wkh the idea that the train had made itsbtop for Autmrn , Davis , who occupied a suat with a friend In the smoking car , arose , grabbed his bags und left the car. ' lie stopped off on thu west side into the crook , which is twenty foot below. Will II. Hoarn , representing Gobble it Co. of Philadelphia , made northern Missouri last week. Ho noils only what is new , norol and -urtiatio from the ( Junker city. W. C. Gilbert travels for Swartohtld & Co , of Chicago. Ho sold jewelers , findings and optical goody through northern Missouri last wuolc , C. S. Soebor , reprooontlng the Stew art Bros , of St. Joe , was battliUK.urlth the natives tit Burlington Junction , Mo. , lust Friday and succeeded in suo'irlug ' Bovoral very valuable ardors. Captain M. O. Christy , with the Story Is Clark Organ company of Chicago cage , has taken cnarge of Nebraska for his house nnd will hereafter make his headquarters nt Lincoln. The captain has heretofore made his headquarters at Dos Molncs. and bus been prominent in Iowa politic * . He will bo greatl ; missed by his friends. Ben Craig , n well Itnown Kentuclclnn , is at present on the rend for K. G. Scud- dor < fc Uro. , of St. Louis , wholesale gro- cbrs. cbrs.C. C. L. Fcaron , the genial grocery man from Council Bluffs , circulated through sdmo Iowa towns on the Wnbash road last week. Ho reported several good orders during the week. Charles 1 { . Williams , who is well J < nown Jjy nearly every commercial drummer in Nebraska , has tnkon hit old territory back in western Iowa , whore lie traveled two years ago. Charley is very popular , and his old trade in Iowa welcomes him back to the old stamping ground with n hearty hand-shake. P. R. Shepherd , who sells cigars for Pcrcgoy Ss Moore of Council Bluffs , sold uevoral fine orders in his line nt Silver City. la. , lust Wednesday. He is said to possess the most prepossessing moustache of anyone on the road. A. J. McDonald of the Consolidated CotTeo company of Omaha , was accom panied by lils little fivo-ynar-old daughter through eastern Iowa last wook. Ho Is corralling the orders by the score in the Ilawkoyo state. II. E. Heckman , that popu'ar dry goods salesman from St. Louis , Mo. , embellished the register of the Llne- vlllo at Maryvlllo , Mo. , last Wednes day. Harry is well known to nearly every commercial man in the west , ns he has made Nebraska for over eight years. IIo is now taking orders for spring delivery. E. S. Strcoter of Peycko Bros. , Omaha , was cornering orders last week on his regular run and reports business somewhat bettor. J. H. Sowell , the popular proprietor of the Commercial hotel tit Burlington Junction , Mo. , is ouo of the most ac commodating landlords in the "Slcopy old commonwealth of Missouch. " This IB a junction point and travelers are always anxious to make this point , us everything is so homelike. George Tracy travels for an Omah'a " clothing houso" in western Iowa und ho was doing a good business last week. J. W. Portorliold , that prinuo of good follows , is always on homo to relate a good story to his follow travelers. Ho travels for a drug house from DctroU , Mich. He sold several largo bills in northern Missouri last week. C. H. Stuck is "stuck" on northern Missouri and will hereafter make his headquarters at Maryvillo. He sells boots and shoes for a Chicago housa. Dave Low , representing the Richard- sou Drug company of Omaha , has boon sick the past few days"at Norfolk , but was well taken care of by his many friends. Major Suoss , the genial represent ative of tlio Anheuser-Busch pcoplo , is out again after quite a serious attack of illness. A saloon is like a harbor most , of the wrecks tire to bo found outside of the bar. bar.Tom Tom J. Blocker. representing the P. J. Sorg Tobacco company , Middletowji , O. , was seen up the Ulkhorn the past week , and the way ho was selling the old reliable Spour Head was a caution. Tom is a great man in his line und quite a favorite with the boys. W , W. Lillio's smiling face was seen up the Elkhorn the past , woeic picking up an order every few days. Will a.vB if ho only had a time table ho couid make more towns. The Daily Hotel Reporter of Chicago defines our hito visitor , "La Giippo , " ns a distinguished foreigner , sired by Kus- sia , christened by Franco and damned by all Americans. M. Conlong. salesman for Kelino & Felt of Council Blufis , made towns along the Chicago & Northwestern this weolf , taking numerous orders. Abbio Hobbs , with the Consolidated Colloe company , proved a character the uast week"at Missouri Valley , Logan , Woodbine , Dunlup and Dennison - son , taking the sculps of numerous cus tomers. Earl Gloa&on , with the grocery house of Gronowog & Sehrontgen , Council BhMTn , worked his trade alone the line of the Chicago A : NorthwoatoHi the past week. Earl has his tr.ido down pat. C. E. Wilkins. the Iowa rustler for Peycko Brothers company of 'Omaha , hold SOIUH } ; ooJ nrdurd this week along the line of'the Chicago & Northwestern railroad. Charley visits UK ) towim in western Iowa every thirty days. Omnhn liouboH will , ere long , monop olize thu jobbing trade of western Iowa. At HIM I OIO.'H. At the Windsor L. Schwartz , Mil waukee ; I. D. Deifubaugh , Freeport , III. ] 11. Lehman , Chicago ; Ed. Os wald , Wood River ; U. R. iuiby , San Francisco , ( Jnl. ; S. Oathonur , Chicago ; U. E. Townrcm , Ohio City ; S. T. Town- rum , Ohio Citv ; O. U. W.hitc . , Lincoln ; W. MisLaughlin , Milford ; A. A. Douir- las , Mnnslicld , O. ; .W. T. Canada , Omaha ; T. L. Oswald. Wood River ; II. A. Dorner , Cozad ; Charles H. Saw yer ; San Francibco ; A. Bowman , Gresham ; E. Jones , Philadelphia : M. L. Burnett , Fairmont ; D. A. Campbell , Hillsdule ; I1' . B. Compton , Wavorly , Pa. ; K. M. Wherry. North Platte ; C. li. Halt- erliold. F.ndicott ; Robert 'John , Chicago cage ; ( J. W. GillChiengo ; J. T. Yorkcs , St. Joe , Mo. ; A. Gillespio , Chicago ; .1. R. Montgomery. Los Angelas ; .1. E. Byers , Chicago ; Milton Doris , Fremont ; S. A. Cox , Freeport ; J. W. Doris , Chicago cage ; M. Goodwan fnmloy , Chicago ; W. Brown , Pcorin , 111. ; Simon Zanan- sky , Chicago ; F. C. Woo ; ! , Omaha. At the Paxton John L. Zoidler , St. .Tosoph ; .lames Schmallz , Chicajro ; Wal lace Sherman , Now Yoric ; W. N. Lovit , Kansas City ; Alfred Day. Stanbenvillo ; II. II. Itubineou , Kiinball , G. G. San- born , Philadelphia ; Charles Meredith , Chicago ; Fred U. Lueo , Grand Rapids ; James Lee , Randolph. N. Y. ; Robert flood , Chadron ; S. Van Horn. Cali fornia ; Gcorgn M. Ball , Philadel phia ; .1. N. Scott , Atlantic ; George Von Schroeder , St. l ouU ; A , E , Cheney , Marion. O. ; Charles F. Bond , Beaver Falls ; John II. Drake. Aberdeen , Dak. ; S. C. Lippelnmn , Aberdeen , Dak. : J. H , Fletcher , Aber deen , Dak. ; L. .Tncobv. Den Moines ; J. P. SaulpaughNew Vork ; W. II. Kil- patrlck , Beatrice ; J. D. Kilpatnck , Beatrice ; F. C. Fisher , Wood River ; II. Al8op.rhiengoGcorgo ; MltohullCaspcr ; J. B. Johnston , Chicago ; M. Boswortli , Topcka ; 11. HotTorksmp , St. Louis ; Ulmer E. Ustick , Chicago ; A. M. Blodgott , Kansas City ; W. I ; . Sterns , Lcavon worth ; D. Welte , Buffalo ; J. C. Gavltt , Now York ; J. R. Gillon , Davouport ; Goorco B. Kerlin , Storm Lake ; W. B. Jones. Cedar Rapids ; S. O. Brnoks.Dotroit ; .1. ConnoU.V.Grafton ; R. S. Towno , Kansas City ; C. Casper , B. C. Robbing , Now Yorlc ; Dan Morgan , Cincinnati ; John H. White , Salt Lake City ; A. Mather , Chadron ; P.M. Korst , St. Paid ; R , E. Lindsay. Davenport ; O. C. Hatch , Littleton ; S , N. Burroll , St. Louis ; S. S. Iladloy , Cedar Rapids , John Keith , North Plutto. At the Barker T. B. Ferguson , St , Joseph , Mo. ; DanJol Rufor , Rod Oak , la. ; M , Johnson , Chicago ; J. J. Dolan , Atlantic , la. ; E. M. Me Adams , Port land. Ore. ; C. E. Thompson , Chicago ; J. L. Whitcomb , Chicago ; A , II. Brockaay , Boston ; o. 1C , Vttn Dii7.or , AAbany , N. Y. ; J. E. Roper , Davonpqrt , In. ; C. F. Koh- lor , Campbell , Nobi ? William Jess , SU Paul.Mlnn. ; C.F.OakAoldFort Madison ; Y. ; C. F. GaotzloivRock Island ; F. F. Rouse , Pcorla ; , J. D. Draper , Marlon ; "William BSardman , Now York ; , W. L. Wunn , Chicago ; C. H. Bralnard , Green River ; George D. Anderson , Topcka ; H. M. Hoon , Plankington ; J. Horton , Chicago ; W. II. McCreary , Chicago ; E. Q. Severance , Rockford , 111. ; F. J. Leonard , Nowbury- porf Mass. ; N. Stanton , Chi * cage ; J. L. Millard , San Francisco ; F. A. Flnglcy , Portland , Ore. ; G.VIl - stack , Chicago ; Fred Cook , St. Louis ; C. C. Phelps , Kansas City ; L. R. Mayno , Salt Lnl < o ; R. G. Bloom. Chicago cage ; II. R. Jackson , Birmingham , Ala. ; D. Ryan. New York ; W. lit Voris , Chicago ; J. Oldlleld , Now York ; James McLood , Minneapolis ; W. S. Hclplircy , Baltimore. At the Merchants N. K. Van Huson , J. A. Zabriskio , Sioux City ; J. A. Buchanan , Chicago ; E. D. Shoemaker , Kansas City ; J. F. Ronfro , Now York ; J. S. Richardson , San Diego , Cal. ; II. C. Perkins , II. A. Perkins , Leaven- worth ; C. A. Brown , St. Paul ; W. 1' . Boone , Iowa City ; T. B. Ebrv , Marrian , Wis. ; C. Hampton , Tilford , Dak. ; J. L. Millard and wife. San Francisco ; O. L. Collins. St , Louis ; Thomas Appleton and wife , Denver ; T. S. Wilcox. Kasota , Minn. ; V. M. Bcobe. St. Joseph ; C. Bradly , Atlantic , la. ; A * . I ) . Barn- hill , Kansas City ; C , C. Burn , Lincoln ; J. M. Hummo , York Pa. ; Mont Nelson , Gayvillo , Dale.E. . Bignell , Lincoln ; Eugene Hildobrand , Chicago ; J. C. Hopkins , Sioux City ; M. C. Partridge and wife , Kansas City ; B. Howard , Kan sas City ; James HOatovo , Lincoln ; A. Rothschild , Davenport ; L Ginnnin , Rawlins , Kan. ; H. G. Moorehead , Chicago cage : L. C. Strasburger , &o\v York : L. J. McLaughlin , Ottumwa , la. : E. F. Clayton , Chappell. Nob. ; W. E Page , Chicago ; W. II. Williams , Aius- worth , Nob. ; J. C. Martin , Mondota , III. ; George S. Foster , St. Loui ? ; S. D. Young , Philadelphia ; S. II. Roht , Ben Uaydon , Omaha ; F. D. Houlotto , Lin coln ; J. S. Croighton and wifoCrcston ; G. R. "Wright , Sioux City ; A. GroSg , Beatrice ; E. E. Gerry and wii'o , Chicago cage ; J. W. Duke , Kansas City ; F. E. Torthacro , Doming , N. M. ; J. A. Hueston , Kcokuic , la. ; G. W. Hc.H , Nora Springs , la. ; E. S. Seitz , Tiffin , O. ; F. P. Thompson , Notawnka ; Charles E. Benson , Dos MoiTics ; J. L. Richards , Buchanan , Mich , ; C. M. Adanis.Ogden. Utah ; M. T. Cox. Dubuque ; John Stevenson , La Venue , Ja. ; G. T. Punnington , St. Paul ; A. Linton. St. Louii ; J. P. Muchn , Chicago cage ; C. H. Tate , Bobton , Mass. : Ed Stcnger , Hermasco ; S. Stenger : Hor- masco ; M. Bos worth. Troy , N. Y. ; R. W. Johnson , Omaha ; Dr. Keller , Hastings ; R. M. Thompson , Button : P. U. White. Rod Oak ; J. E. Crane , Chicago cage ; F. T. Ranson' , Nebraska City ; L. Aiigone , Fostoriu , u. At the Casev R. C. Martin , Chicago ; II. Do Laurator , Jackson , Mich. ; T. T. Townsend , R. E. Towns-end , Denver ; F. II. Stevena , Boston - W. L. Slovens , Chicago ; II. D. James , Columbus , O. ; Ed McCombs , Dos Mdines ; J. W. Por- teriiold , Detroit ; S. L. Russell , Liu coin ; W.V. Spinning. Detroit ; L. M. Stevens. DCS MoinesK.W.Dehlondorf ; , St. Louis ; P. P. Mackoy , Chicago : J. F. Krat/.or , Columbus , O. ; F. M. Fitch , Sevinour , Ind. ; O. G. Walrath. PUlsburg , Pa. ; G. W. Jones. Omaha ; E. C. Lee , Mil waukee , E. B. Marian , Dunkirk , N. Y. ; J. B. Martin , Linqoln ; Paul Bt-attio , ChiciiRfo ; J. J. Jones , Chicago , F. Stnndnrt , Detroit ; J. M * Lusk , 'Cin cinnati ; L. M. Markley , DOS Mo'ines ; Newton Rhodes , DOS Mnines ; E. ,1. Belford , No.v York ; E. D. Hammond. Clinton , Iti. ; J. A. Cummings , Do& Moines ; E. B. Knight , Lincoln ; J. V. Studlcy , St. Lous ; .1. L. Torticiil , Galebburg , III. ; E. W. Dehl- indoff , 'St. Louis ; Goorjro Clark , C. M. Davis , N. Hirfach , B. T. Hill , Chicago ; M. C. Johnson. Boston ; W. E. Tower , New York ; S. M. Hartignn , N. Lippett , W. F. . Hall. J. A. Bliss , J. E. Jenkins , Chicago : George Mo I lard , Burlincrton , la. ; C. WommoUdorlT , Omaha : W. E. Cook , Blue Rock , Ark. ; C. M. Paris , Cedar Itapids , la. ; J. II. Brothorton , Escunnbu. At the Murray R. V. Simma , H. II , Shaw , P. W. Britton , C. K. Colomrn. \V. (4. Pennington , August Koho , L. T. Kir-sen , E. G. Palridge , F. P. Kendall , S. Saclsy , A. W. Pullon , George M. Lorclock , Charles- . Jones , A. L. Clark , I. Kislor , George A. Hill , M , Willnnr , M. K. Sherwood , Chicago ; Ed Butler. L. H. Day. Morris Hiihn , E. Barnch , John P. Gill , P. II. Good rich , M. Stoiiehili , L. Powell , Sam Harrison risen , Henry II irribon , Aba Scnoner. Nbw York ; S. Bioruinn. August Boil ing , J. M. Bates , E. T. Lyon , R. E. Govonor. S. Scnallor , J. A. Hamilton , H. E. Hack man. J. W. Sunders , St. Louib ; G. V. Fcntuorly , Detroit ; M. Lunotlthal , Rochester , N. Y. ; A. , J. Tnylor , Rock Island ; C. C. Hoefor , Kansas City ; O. L'lllmm , Indianapolis ; II. W. And'orhon. Boston ; W. J. Stone , Kansas City ; John Kinkuid , Burky , Col. ; C. MuCravo. Cleveland ; S. A. Winkler , Milwaukee ; S. Stin , Chester , III. III.At the Millard G. T. McComb , Pittbburg , Pa. ; C. Honay. Chicago ; S. G. HutchiiiM ) ! ! , St. Joseph , Mo. ; A. B. Wongaii , Kansas City ; F. II. Howe , Dos Moines : E. H. Faucott , Kansas City ; V , A. Schneider , jr. . Now Orleans ; .1. Giofr.v. Buffalo , N. Y. ; G. C. Hewitt , Aspen , Col. ; C. F. Cpnn , Now York ; W. W Brljjo. North Platte ; M. J. Storn. Chicago ; S. L. Rand , Now York ; L&wis F. Hart. New Yorlh TI. I. Millar. New York ; H. Kaufinanri'e'orlu : LeoCoodoll , Chicago ; P. A. MoAUistor , Milwaukee. U. E. Bclleau , Chicago ; F. T. Bnjr- gorly , Chicago ; iRay ' Douson , St. Loins ; W. O. Everett , Milwaukee ; F. C. Biantlgan , Chicago ; George II. Ferris. St. Louis ; KM. Goodrich , Now York ; T. M. Brintnnll , William E. Patterson , Kansas CUty ; W. G. Dennis , Rochester : C. Hollay , Chicago ; Charles Fabbrath , Now Yoru : George Spaugen- burg , Boston ; Ed Urasnwn , Philadel phia ; B. L. Hoino1 ' Now York ; T. Bnlmor. W. T. RoffOTS , H. II. Wllbron- n or , Chicago ; P. J.MdEvoy , Baltimore ; 1. N. Vuaco and faguly , Wheeling , W. Va. ; J. O. Shelly , Q'kcago ; n. o. Rood , L. J. Brlggs , Now \ork ; L. G. John ston , Cincinnati , I ) . K. .lennlnes , St. Louis ; Joseph Carp , New York ; T. R. Pylo , Akron , O. ; Charles F. Owans , Ghicniro ; F. L. Stlno , W. II. Shobald , Now York ; W. E. Hall , Chicago cage ; T. R. Howard , Louisville : Wil liam N. Ketohoum. Chicago ; W. S. Taylor , St. Jo oph ; P , II. Cadwalador , F. D. Babcock , Chicago ; J. S. Glhbs , Ulnghnmpton , N. Y" Bon Borgllcld , NTow York ; O. L. Goodwin , Boston : C' . Plnttouburg , Chicago ; Thomas M. Ho.il , Philadelphia ; E. L. Strong , H. G. Alcos , G. E. Harris , P. W. Smith. Now York ; D. B. MeDohald , Detroit ; G. O. Carroll , Wnltham , Mnss.j II. M. Tall- inan. Providence , R. I. Dr.Birnoy.praoticolhnitod to catarrh- nl diseases of noae and throat. Bee bldg. NEITHER BY MICE NOR MES Are Dahomey's Female Warriors Ever Pub In Fo nr. FIERCE AS WILD TIGRESSES Trained > Anna From ICarljr Child hood , All Womanly Tastes Are Crushed Ont of Xtiain A Curloiiii Institution. Ilio Women \Vnrrlorn of _ lntiomcj About ono hundred and sixty ycnn ago the king o ( Dalioraoy , defeated In battle by a powerful enemy , Hod to hit capital before his pursuers. In sheer desperation ho armed 12,000 of his palace - ace women mid sent them out to turn the fortunes of war or perish in the downfall of their muster. Victory aided with the fcnmlo legion ; thoj routed the Invaders , nnd their deeds ol vulor perpetuated Dahomey to this day. It is not known whether women over bore arms for their king in Dahomey before , but it is certain that over since olrt'King Agaja's brilliant expedient ol 1723 the most remarkable feature of the country has been its regiments of Ama zons , and sotiio of these celebrated fe male soldiers were found dead the other day among1 the 200 warriors of the king , the victims of French bullets , who were left on the battloTlold in Porto Novo. There is uo doubt that these women dicd , lighting desperately. They are soldiers by profession , nays the New York Sun. Other warriors may expect as the meed of victory presents of wives and the pleasures of domesticity. But there , is no such agreeable variety in the life of the Amazons. No miin inay marry them unless llio king himself chooses now and then to take a consort from his female army. Bound to a per petual .maidenhood , they know thai a cruel death will bo their punishment if they are found to violate the laws of chastity. Trained in a. school where every womanly sentiment is suppressed , where they are taught that they are not weak , but strong , and that to know no fear i& the crowning excellence they should strive for , no wonder they are ' unscxed and become Uiinnturally'foro- cious1. It is a trite , saying that wnmon can fall lower than men. It is certain they can do and diiro as much in battle as men. especially in Dahomey. But it is not the policy of the king heedlessly to expose his Amazon rosrimonts when lip has plenty of men to Qght and bo killed. In battle they surround and guard the monarch and are usually called into action only when the con test is very hot and close. It has boon the good fortune of two Englishmen , Skortchly and Burton , to study this unique feature of military life in Dahomey. Burton says that as soldiers the Amazons are very formid able enemies. They arc armed with lliutloeks and load and fire rapidly. Time and again they have shown the most desperate courage and reckless daring. Now and then , however , a great reverse hn overtaken the Ama zons , as in 1831 and again in 18 ( > 4 , when they were terribly cut up by the Ab- beotcutans. and are said to have been killed by hundreds , as the relentless foe chased thorn toward the capital. Skertchly , who1 lived nearly a year at the king's great town , reports that the Amazons delighted in nothing more than in polishing their gun barrels , which gleamed like silver in the sun. Ho formed , however , a very poor opin ion of their marksmanship , and was ac- tuallyso uncrallant as to say that if they hit a haystack it would probably be purely accidental. The ( lower of the fair sex of Dahomey is likely to got into the army as well as nearly all the strong-mind'ed women , the viragos , the unfaithful \yives and the unfortunate females who. judged by the standards of the countrynro wholly unattractive and undesirable as a part of the household furniture. Before a man can wed ho must send the lady of his choice to the king , who , if it pleases him , drafts Jier into the army without any regard for the fooliiiKS of the de spoiled bridegroom. The army is a convenient rucoptaelo for womenwhoso husbands , for one reason or an other , desire to gut rid of them. It is a , euri- ous.fnct that while an Amozoncan never wodj married women who enter ono of the regiments are allowed to maintain relations with their husbands ; but all their female children are Amazons from birth , and the only future before tllem is the celibate life of the soldier. Whenever the ainnzons are on parade - rado a show corps is seen , composed of little girls ten or liftcon years of ago , who inarch with toy weapons , dance and sing , and live with the warriors , but do not go on campaigns with them until they nro strong enough to handle a llintlocic. They nro the amazons of the future , undergoing a proee * . " of hardening discipline , brutalizing alike to mind and feelings , which shall lit them to take their places among the llcrcc women lightcrn of Dahomey. Strange lives these women load. In the streets of the capital and on the highways of the kingdom they are inoro isolated from the other sex than any nun. The man who darea to keep the road when a siiuad of amazons ap- proachu pays for his tomoritv with Ins life. The well-known tinkle of the amazon boll makes proclamation to till the male creation that it is high time toskurry down the byways or inglorl- ously retreat to avoid mooting the king's warriors. SUortchiy suys it made his blood boil to bo com pelled to slink out of view like a thief whenever ho heard that odious boll ; and the proudest moment of his life was when ho was able boldly to face those astonished damsels , and tlirus > t before their oyestho king's lion stick , which showed that ho had as good a right to his majesty's highway us any Amazon , nnd could even stare her out of counte nance if it nfi'urdod him amusement. Of course , on public occasions , when the Amazons nro out for exhibition pur poses , till the world may look at thorn ; but at other times it behooves the lords of creation , from the crown prince to .ho humblest slave , to take to the woods if they feoo these mighty liolngs ap- proachinc. The fair warriors of Dahomey hnvo no'inonial drudgery to dull the fine edge of their martial spirits , Women captured - turod in war , nnd not n few females too oftholr own peopleare cooks and water carriers and boasts of burden for the Amazon regiments.She is Indeed a , ucky oidier whom the king promotes to the most sucrod precincts of the [ Kilace ; for she becomes ono of the Leopard wives , and HUB privileges not conceded to the rest of the royul house hold. Perhaps , however , she has yearn ings now und then for the old life , when she shouldered a musket , dressed in n anlform of variegated colors , iricludincr jacket , skirt , cross btraps nnd leather unmunitlon bag , und swaggered along ; ho road while all the gentleman of the cingdam scampered for dour life. Bur- : on says the training of the Ama/oijs begets in them u bold , free in minor , and a swagger la their gait which has uo resemblance to the cowed and humbli bearing of most negro women. Independent and favored us their po sltlon is in some respects , life Is not exactly actly n perennial picnic for the threi Amazon regiments. If they are no drilling of dancing or lighting for tin king , they are apt to bo scattered fin nnd wide en hunts for ivory , or In othoi ways adding to his majesty's revenues Parties from the elephant reglmnntnr < sometimes away from the capital twt years at rv time chasing tin elephant. If they do no have the drudgery of carrying the ivory , all the dangers of the elms * nro theirs , and on one melancholy occa slonnfow years ago , twelve of then were killed in a day by n herd of utv commonly ugly beasts. Many of the men of Dahomey , deep down in thoii heart , regard the Amazons as an mi' mitigated nuisance ; nnd little wonder when in the streets of the capital , tin poor follows have to dodge under covet about once every twenty yards so thai the uniformed ladies may have a wide berth. These fcnmlo soldiers nro nt once the unique feature nnd the great weakness of their country ; for Dahomey is not f > o populous that U can afford to keep 4,001 or 6,000 women in its garrisons. In the natural order of things these wornon would bo the mothers of twelve or llf- teen thousand children , and children nro the great need of D.xhomoy. lor her population Is decreasing. Not only are the additions those women make to the populatior. most insignificant , but the women captured in war , whu usually in Afrjctibocomo the wives ol their captors , in Dahomey , for the most part , are merely the catno followers of the nmuzons und under the same restrictions. So , while the king regards the amazons us the mainstay of his country , forming as they do fully one- half of the regular army of Dahomey , the Institution is actually draining tlio kingdom of its population. The amnzonp also have a bad effect upon the country because a largo part of the best physical specimens of womanhood nro absorbed bv the army instead of giving hardihood and vlgoV to the rising generation. Burton says ho saw many young and good-looking women among the amazons , but to the jaundiced vision of Skortchly , who could never quite got over his long and monotonous experience of dodging these military females , they appeared to bo an uncommonly tough-looking crowd. "We shall hoar more of the king's musketeers if the present fight with Franco goes on. Clipped from Canada Presbyterian , under signature of U. Hlaekott Robinson , Projir. : I U'lis cured of oft recurring billious head aches by Burdock Blood Uiticrs , AT SPELLING SCHOOL. Taught the Uoston Mini the AVIsott " \Vny to hnell. We were sitting about the fire in tlio hotel , says a writer in the Detroit Free Press , when the Story Teller , referring to a yarn published in n , current paper as to the rough usage of a man who "spelled down" a western country school , said : ' That reminds mo of a story. " At this , of course , every ono urged him to toll his tale , and he said : "It was away baolc in the early sev enties. I was then traveling for a Bos ton school book concern , and ono night I brought up in a flourishing little town in eastern Tennessee. I had never been there before , but I soon made friends with the landlord of the hotel , and when i asked him as to nossiblo moans of amusement for the evening , ho said : Well , stranger , I can't say as there's much going on , butyou might go to the spoiln' ! school. ' It bcemcd that there was n spelling match to bo decided in the town , and I , full of foolish confidence in my own ability , attended and submitted to the process of "choosing bides. " It never occurred to mo that there could pos sibly be any fooling cither between sides or between individuals as to the result. The building in which the contest oc curred was a tumble-down fraino and log structure , the lines of which out- bide suggested an iminont eollapso und witnin which a great fire in the stack chimmcy at the end -Cas > t the only licrht upon the bare benches save that which was given from the two candles burn ing upon the desk of the schoolmaster , wliich was mounted upon a low and rough rostrum. When I reached the building it was reasonably well filled. Great strapping youths in jeans or homespun offset tlio jirlb many of them very pretty , in liomespun or c.ilico. The only man in building except myself , who were ti white shirt and store clothes" was the lanky schoolmaster , six feet and a cotiplu of inches tall at least , and grace ful as a 10 months old calf. Mlncl , 1 never know how serious a matter ' spelling down" is , and whoa. Lhoy asked mo to go in , I simply went In , sure that there could bo no danger that any of the rustic crowd could spell mo down. The work began , and boyo ind girls , right and left , sat down on words of three syllables. Soon there were only twenty of the original forty contestants' then only iiftoon ; then only ton , at last only five. The words grow harder and harder. I saw obvious signs of discontent. The jirlb did not like to bo spoiled down or Lhe boys to have the girls defeated. The words grew ( .till harder. One , two , throe of the live spellers fell by , ho waytiido and at last only two of us stood the prettiest girl in the house ind I. At last the schoolmaster called out to mo "hippopotamus. " It was as jasy as fulling from a log until I felt a ipt breath at my ear , and a voice UHSod : "Spoil it with ono 'p. ' mister , 'nless you wnntor got licked. That : hnr's my girl ; spoil hut1 down if you dare. " I it with " " and spoiled ono "p" sat down. i Mrs. Wlnslow's Soothing Syrup ro- ducus inllnmmntlon while children are teething. 125 cents a bottle. > i RfTiiut "I1 til" Volco. Probably no ono can over fully c tl- natu how much inllnonco ho is con stantly exerting through his tones of votco. Nothing is so powerful to cheer the drooping energies of a discouraged irroup as the inspiring tones of hope In the words of n now arrival' Who haslet lot seen the immediate effect of a glad iud uprightly voice breaking in upon n lull and iMilnterestlng party of people ? How their eyes brighten , and their irows clear , and their forms become erect ! says the Now York Ledger. On ho other hand , let a solemn or doleful or fretful voice break In on a gay and ' cheerful company , and how quick'ly the smile dies on the lips , and the depress ing influnnco goes rounal The infant who cannot understand a word that his notbor says ib Boothod and pleased or irrlovod and frightened by her tones , ind the seeds thus nown of love and 'ontlonoBs or of harshness and impa- .ionco , arc sure to < bcar fruit In his later lovolopinont , und exert a strong influ ence In mellowing his future character , ind preparing it to contend the better with tlio roughness of the world. Change of llfo. bnuldicao , monthly irreuu * uritlcg , hot Machos , arc curutt by Dr. Mllt > S'orviue , Free samples nt ICuba & Co. , IDlh and Uouglat. THE BEER KEt ; WAS EMPTY , An Incident Whluh Is Agitating1 tlio Prohibition Pooplo. THE MATTERTO BE INVESTIGATED Autlonbla Battlninoiit of n Comn'itlnt Whlah llntl HOOII riled Air < \in-it tlio ItallnmtU Capital City I'rnhltiltlnrmtH i\oKcd. : LINCOI.X , Nob. , MiirclUO. ( Special to Tit n Br.H. 1 The prohibition pcoplo arc con siderubly worked up over a dioturb.mco which occurred nt tlio Domorost mcdnl con test at Koca , a small town In this county , alioutt wolvo miles from Lincoln. While the oxcrclRC * were In full blnst sotno partlc un known throw a bcor kpg through tliovln dow of tlio Methodist church In winch tlio meeting wns held. The kec struck on the organ nnd bounded nIT on the Moor without hitting aoyono , but n Mr. Stotn nnd the Iruly omuiist wcro cut nbout the fncu with the flying frnKuicnts of glass , but not u- ilously Injured. A panic nmonR the mull- occo was prevented by the chairman ro- micstmg the choir to ltij , ' . ? . 'o Iraeoof tlio follows who did the throwing could bo found , but the services of n Lincoln detec tive hnvo boon soon roil. I'arontholtcally It muy bo remarked that the koj ; was empty. bTATU HOfftK HIT- ) . Senator Sutherland of Tokamah has dis missed the cotniilnlnt tiled somu moutha nco ucamat the railroads running Into South Omaha. Ho charged that the rate of $2 a cur from Oimilm to South Omaha wns un just. The matter has boon amicably sottloil. Jameson Hros. of Stella , owners of n corn inoiil plant , hnvo filed a complaint with the board of transportation against the Missouri Pacltlc , claiming that thuy nro bclnit dis criminated nij.iinst. They allege that the discrimination amounts to 5 conit per hun dred between Stullu and St. I.ouK mid 11 cunts botwecn Stella ana Koston , and also that the wheat mlllors nro pvun the sumo riito as they got , whllo the vnluo of Hour is four times Creator thauthutof corn meal. As tlio mitttur is Interstate , It will bo laid be- fora the commissioners on their visit hero Tuesday. CITV JfEWS AND XOTH9. Herman \Vnltomndo has t > hlcd hli castor in the ring for the republican nomination of alderman from the Tliird. This ward will probably BOO tlio prettiest URlit of all. Wallc- m ml o represents the liquor interests , llnr- crcavcs the business moti , Hums the Inher ing men , while Urlnith und Graham tire dark horsca. Ccorpo Cranor , the bad man from the west , who attempted to snuff out Theodora Turner's llfo light , has been bound over to district court in the sum of 500. Ho could not secure bondsmen and now reposes in the county Jail. O. A. Atkinson delivered an inturostiag address to .vouii men at the association ] ur lors vestcrdav uflcnioon. Hov. F. S. Stein preached nt St. Paul M. E. church last nifiht on ' Legalised Oriuio. " It was a gennlno prohibition speech , A call has boon insuort oy ( Jlmirman Tnl bet for a meotlnu of all the wnrd committeemen - men of the republicans nt room 43 , Hurr block , Wednesday cvcninir. This will ho the first gun of the city campaign. The olllces to bo filled nro police Judpo , cemetery trustee , thrco members of the school hoard , ono councilman from each of the wards ox- cent the Hoi'cnth , which will vote for two. Two bond propositions , ono forlUO,0)0 ! ) in tersection paving nnd ono for $20,000 sewer extension , will bo submitted. The city at torney has decided that voters who regis tered last full nocd not do so for this elec tion. tion.Tho probabilities nro that Lincoln will not have over thirty-four saloons this year. The march of improvement has drlvoiiahnlf tlo/en or more out of their old haunts , wrdlo the threatened occupation tux has deterred seine from entering. Mr. Mendelssohn , the Omuhu architect whoso plans hnvo been adopted by the now hotel company , announces that contracts for preliminary work will bo let March -S , nnd promises to have the building ready for pc- eUDuncy January 1 next. The building will bn I2'i feet "on Ninth street nnd 1U4 on P , cither six or seven stories In height , and will cost J200.000. The hotel will bo fire proof , with ITS nr 20U guest chambers. A big delegation of the Lincoln ledge of Hibernians will go down to Tecumsuh to morrow morning to attend the St. Patrick's dnv celebration. Capital lodge , No. 170 , Brotherhood of lUilrnad Trainmen , holds its annual bull tomorrow nifc'ht. The regular monthly meeting of the Ilav- den Art club will bo hold at the univoralty rhiipel Tuesday evening. The feature of the entertainment will bo a paper by Prof. Sticrman on " 1'ho Utilitarian Aspects of Art , " Dr. A. G. Warner , ono of ttio best known lioliticnl economists of the west , will apoulc at the Chautauqua meeting Tuesday night on "City Tuxes. " Detective Plunkott of Chicago is in the city for the purpose of presenting n requisi tion for u Chiciigo woman who is now In Omaha. J. W. Outright , for the pist year city editor at the Kvemng Call , will USHUIIIO the duties of Omaha correspondent of the Lin coln Journal on tliu5tli inst. Colonel Hurry Hotchkiss wns the unani mous choice for venerable consul of the new Modern Woodmen lodge. < Two children of James Tyler and n son of I. Y. Lansing nro down with snarlci fever , nnd tlio houxos have been quarantined by the board of houltn. C. W. Jninuon alias Jnnios Hltchoy wai irrcsted last evening on the char go of Btoal- n K a horse from L. 1C. Holmes , but was soon iftcrwurds released , us ho proved to bo the wrong man. Colonel Hitclioy was inquiring for tlio whereabouts of u lawyer todny , avowing his intention of bringing suit for damages. The aid of the police was asked and given ust evening In securing the return to her relatives of Hetty Hall , who lud loft her cousin's homo liccauso they desired her to ntirry a Nebraska City man named James liotts , who has boon paving the girl attention. iJotts is u widower with two childrnn. and Miss Hetty u in an intercstintr condition. All the parties are colored. liotvnro of t'luiuuiniitn. Use nt once Unkor'a pure Cod Llvor Oil or Halter's Emulsion. The gonuluo only. Of druggists. To tin ; 'J The great Uock Island route lias pro vided every convenience and comfort for its passengers going east over ita main line , Its solid vestibule express Lralns , which leave dnily for Dos Monies , Davenport , ICock Island and Chicago , are the finest in the world. They consist of now and elegant day couches , dining cars , Pullman palace sleeping cars and free reclining ( hair cars , superbly appointed and fitted up with all the modern iniprovi- ) incntii that conduce to safe and luxurious travel. Junctlonal and terminal con ductions are made in union depots and nt Chicago with fast limited vestibule express trains for all points east. In addition to this magnificent train , two express and mall trains leave Omaha dally , carrying sleepers and dining oiira. Further information as to routes , rules , time , berths , oto. , call on or ad dress .T. L. DoUovoiso , IIJOI Farnam street , Omaha , Nob. Telephone 78U. K. ST. .Iim.v , JNO. SKIIASTIAN , Cloneral Manager , G. T. Set * . A. , Chicago. _ _ Chicago. Columbus' HOMOS. The government of St. Domingo , which claims to have the only original bones of Columbus , is desirous of for- arding them to the United States for use in lHii ! ) , provided there la given in return for them $ -0,000 cash down , i\ml . ' 0 per cent of the receipts on publics ex.- tiibition of the same , Pits , spasms , St. Vltus dance , norvousiios.i and liyntorw nro teen cured by Or , Milos' Nomno. LYuo samples tu Kulin & Co. , lOtU and l3ougla > .