1 MB i The Omaha Sunday Bee - | m I' I ETEENTII YEAR OMAHaT SUJS DAY MORNING , EEBKUA11Y 0 , 1S1)6. ) SIXTEEN FAQEB NUMBER 230 : > [ Silt --GUR ENTIRE STOCK ON SALE TOMORROW < - Hg lewgJIP1 if Jllil A6AIN WE WILL HIT OUR COMPETITORS HARD | Emjla ! MIH I ! . li.l..u „ „ _ .WM wg _ _ „ ! - -i. . . . .ii B ? Manroi fiia iLj.w M aiui i > iHUUBaiiivj iiu UH uy w. MiMii.MM Hi 602,504. 506 , 508 , 510 S , 13th St Cor Howard ' 502 , 504 , 506 , 508 , 510 S. 12th St Cor Howard "We must make room for new spring1 goods , and will offer tomorrow and during the week , greater bargains than can he found elsewhere Come Early Dent Wait Money Made by Attending this Remarkable Sale _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ „ * _ _ _ _ _ _ _ - _ _ _ _ ' " " n i inn n-n-nnn Mil I'T" T ITf I ll in TIM m Airra air I I toi All ( ho Ileal ( Juality la " 11 if ! Light Colored H eli SHIRTING CALICOS , X-l aU - ' . Sella atgjo • * A IJA All the licit quulily ft I TnP STANDARD CALICOS , IB I D 1 A 81 AH Now Goods * * • • * + JUV . Hcgulnr prleo 7c. Sill AI1 U' ' ° , ( " , • • " "BO Ull" " } 111 Hi Newest sPrin Calicos , I1JJ prtli up to 10c. t II T / In ami Sltoit Lcujcdis hfli _ \ _ _ ? iMcacM CottonPlaimel go at il'Sc ' this sslo Un Yerj Fine Wide IIIP / Shaker Flannel jB f II Ucgulnr Inequality , _ L U \ ) This sale 7c. / ITUP / ] Wool Flannel * ill I /.IlThat uehmo ueon selllnga * • * ' ' ' • * • * - * " ' ' afe _ ' - Tlhls g ISc ft 4OP The Hesl quality Jfl I 1 KO llllc Woo , 1'xtl"n W , ( , ° ill am . shaker flannel Woith43c ; this sals 23c 800 DRESS PATTERNS OF NEW Just Received , Go in This Sale _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ r MOO UE ASH > ii : > Blue Jersfey Cloth Sailor mss , ( Ujci : jut > Tor Ihitifo Suit All Misses Snilsksi/es S , 10 , 12 , 14 , and lu yoiirs ALL OUR GO IN THIS SALE J. L. BRAIXTBEIS & SPNS , - - . 502 , fiGAeOfi Corner Howard ' TEE LOCAL FIELD.OF SPORTS 1 What Our Lily Is Doing hi Msrrlo 1 England H POPULAR GAME OF HIGH FIVE BQN Notnblo Kvcnts Tor Next Week Move * M X. ineiils ot llio J'roiulnent Base B boll Players Tlio Approach B ii > K. Wheel Conturn B fjlly In Knglrmil K Ami Inn , Stocki-out , Jan SO To the B Sporting lidltor ot Tim lJir : I hare noticed B la several Omaha papers accounts of what B Our Lily Is doing uDroad and thinking it B might provo interesting to some o ( the read B era of Tug 11ii : : , I will endeavor to glvo a deB - B ecrlptlon of England and an account of our B doings in a foreign clitno B Owing to a delay on the Rock Island rall- B , rend I missed connection with steamer Gor- B tnanicon nhich thoEck combination sailed m from Now York , August S3. 1 stopped in H New York until August 31 and then sallod B for Liverpool on the Umurla via Cunard B line , landing in that city after a good voyage , B In which I proved myself a good sailor , H ' - September 7 , Jus six days and nine K _ hours from the tlmo wo lifted K l • nnehor Stopping in Liverpool ever night , I B then Joined the coinbinnllon at Long Laton , B our training quarters , and luimcdlatoly went B Into active training B No ono with any eye to the beautiful can B fall to ndmlro Lnglnnd , with its nicturesquo B old buildings , beautiful parks and green B fields The roaus are pnved with stone , In IB fact store or brick bcoius to bo ttio order of B the day , anu during my travels so far , from m rioith to south and cast to west through Eng M land , I Imvo the first tlmo to sco a frnma H building or a plank sidewalk , The houses H are built in raws , from two to three stones m • high und nro called cottages , but wo would B call them flats or blocks , lho rontlscol- B lectod wcokly mid nveragos from i shillings H C pence to 0 shillings H Hallwjy travel cannot compare with ours H for onso and comfort , their cars nro small H and divided into thrco compartments llrst , B second ana third with the cntranco at the B ldo The tickets are tukon up at the end of H the Journey Stations are close together , H aud in traveling a distance of tlfty miles you H would change cars on au average every third H station * H Taking them as a mass the English are H "T pleasant , hospitable , hnrdworklng people , ro- H celvlng very poor compensation for tlioir H labor , Weekly wages are as follows : La > BB borers , from 16 to to 2i shillings ; tradesman , BB E3 to 80 shillings : clerks , „ to HO shillings ; m servants , 13 to tO per unuum Living ox- m penscs are about the same as in America , B Lugland Is a country behind us iu every M thing I liavo met the best riders , both ama > m tcur and professional , of the day , and m they are truly line riders , as wall H taoy may be , tor they bavo tbo B finest outdoor tracks la the world to train on , M The accommodation for indoor racing Is very B poor , und I buvo not tried to maka a showing H indoor on account of the tracks being too H small to nllow mo to ride at snood with 1 safety I have beou very successful lu my 1 outdoor racing , having won nearly every B race I entered with our combluation , and m sgalnst men , professionals , in which I won n B v tlirco-mllo handicap nt Kottingham against M Lee aud Allnrd and a oue-milo handicap , m best two in three , at Derby , agaluit Lee , B llobb aud the combination , I bavo made m j , some good records from a quarter of a mile _ In 43 seconds to ten miles In U':30. : The girls V * sro riding in Bpleadld form Stanley seams 5v ather the host on the small tracks , but Is m „ • _ orowded to the utmost by Mile , Armalndo , M who is riding lu her ola time form aud M crowds the riders wheu she goes to the M lead I have non numerous sobriquets M sououg"which the most common are l'lucky . nil Dress l'nllcrii Coutnlnliit ? 10 ynnls of I English Gashmere , V Itli bIiIo hand nml buttnns to nintcli , > roit ruLt ostnss pattkkx Full Dies ratlcrn of llnest EngEisli Henrietta , All New Spi iny Similes , roit nx „ uiss pattekx full Dress P.itteniof All Wool imported Suitings , Plain nml eolovcil , tilth ldo Imml nml liultons to match , rore ruLij i > jess > pavtekx " Block , JJonavan and Howell , occasionally I hear ttio familiar cry of "Go ou Oiauha , lap 'cm I" ana X never full when that request reaches mo'xo respond and go to the front Having cancelled my engagement with the combination I am dally undergoing acouiso of training , consjiitlng of walking , wrostllng , dumb bell exorcises , duo swinging and wheel ridinc , to condition mo for a 100 sweepstake race to bo run at Paris March 1 against three French ladies , managed by Mons beborbeo of Paris I am training at Ash Inn training grounds under the special direction of the old tlmo champion sprinter and trainer , Ed Moulton of Minneapolis , who Is also handling Jim Collins in his races In England I am also negotiating with Loudon parties for a race at a later date in that city I am in excellent condi tion and , barring accident , am confident on my return to America some tlmo In May , I shall bo the holder of the French and Eng lish championship medals and stiall then be prepared to mutch myself against uny woman in America for a bonaflde stake of from 100 to 200. The Typographical union Is strongly rep resented throughout England Influenza is the prevailing cpldemlo hero us it is in other foreign countries , but does not seem ot such a dangerous form Yours very truly , Lu.lib Williams HIGH FIVE Tlio Four IInml Gamn with Partners Now HhvIiik a Great ltun Numerous Inquiries have reached TnE I3eis about tbo game of cards called high flvo , " which had Its origin in Nebraska , and at tbo Hampton house , Holdredgo The fol lowing rules , prepared by ono who has been there , ara vouched for as correct : 1. Number of Cards Use full pack of cards without the Joker 2. Valuoof Curds in Counting There nro fourteen points to be counted in each deal viz , ace , jack , ten spot and deuce of trump count ono each ; the llvo spot of trump and the other five spot of the saino color ( which becomes trump ) count ilvo each The deuce oounts to tbo side playing it ; all thootheis count to tbo side taking them a. Vuluo of Cards in Taking Tricks The vnluo of the cards in taking tricks Is iu the following order , beginning with the high est viz : Ace , king , queen , jack , ten spot , nine-spot , oiglit-spot , seven-Spot six-spot , flvo-spot , four-spot , thieo-spot , two-spot. The lowest trump card outranks the highest lay cards , and the llvo-spot of tuinm suit outranks tbo other llvo-spot of the eamo color * 4. Cards ot No Value The lay cards era of novaluoj therefore it is bettor to have small lay cards than largo ones ; they ara only played In order to change the lead or to glvn the partner a chauco to trump with a live spot , or when the player has no trump ( Bee rieo 13) ) . 5. Dealing Ladles cut for deal In first game ( low deals ; ace lowest in cutting ) , at- tor which doul in rotation to loft After llrst game tbo first deal is accorded to the lady who last comes t the table Deal nine cards to each player , three at a tlmo 0. Naming Trump The trump is named by the highest bidder , the player at the loft of the dcalor bidding first ( see Note 1) ) and the others bidding lu tboir turn If they wish to raise the bid Tbo suit bid upon must not bo named by unvono until it Is distinctly un derstood who bids highest ; then the highest Didder names the trump Each player has but one bid , which opportunity he forfeits if ha passes 7. Number of Trumps There nro fourteen trumps iu the paok , counting the second llvo- spot of the sumo color 8. Discarding and Drawing After the nine cards uplcco have boon dealt and the trump Is named each player discards from his hund , faces upward , all except trump cards , and calls upon the dealer for a suffici ent number froai the dec It to make up a baud of six cards , which are dealt tn order , If the deck runs out before all are supplied , make up the dollsloney from those discarded , if any player has mora than six trumps hn must discard the extra number , retaining but six If a pluyor discards a trump card by mistake , any player diico\erlng It may pick It up aud odd it to his hand , discarding another in Its place , llut If trumps have boon discarded because of an overflowing baud the } canuot be thus captured , but must Tall Dress Pattern of All Wool Trendi Silk Finish Henrietta , All New Spring Slinilc * , BO It l'JIX DlCIlSs PATJintX lull Dress Pattern of MOHAIR BKILLIANTENES . Silk finished , nil ncn spring shades aud lilueKsj nlth buttons to match , I'OIt VVIAj WIJEiS PATTCIIX 65 ELEGANT ROBES , Imported Combluation Effects , Willi side hand and b ittons to match , romimt puivsi © o to 912. remain discarded If a counting trump n discarded by mislalio and not discovered until the cards are all played It oounts to the side naming the trump I ) . Koboing the Deck After tbo discard ing and drawing explained in the preceding Bection , if any cards remain in the deck the dealer has the privilege of examining thorn andoxchunging any cards in his hand for anv trumps which ho tnny find 10. Loading All being now ready to play and each player having six cards , tbo highest bidder and namer ot tbo trump leails ( fjp e 11. Setting Hack The Bldo naming thn trump must make as mauy points as they have bid or bo set b.ick thut number ; even If they have no polats on their t > core they are still sot back the full number and put "in the hole " 13. Counting The side naming the trump count us muny points us they make , pro vided they make us mauy or moio thau their bid Tha other side always count all they maico 13. Following Suit Wlion trump is led jou must follow suit If you have it If you have no trump you may as well throw up your hand , unless your adversaries fallod to notlco that you nro out of trumps , In which case It Is better to hold out until they do notlco it When a lay card is led follow suit if you have It unless you prefer to trump 14. Trumplnsr You always have the prlvilogoof trumping ( See Note a. ) 15 Game Twonty-ouo points constitute a game at the head table ( tieo Note 4. ) 10. Playing Out a Hand At the head table they should always Hnish a hand which is commenced before cither side Is twenty-ono. Then the side having most points , if twonty-ono or more , wins the game and taps the boll 17. All Games Stop At the tap of the boll the games stop at all tables and the side having most points , counting nil points made up to that moment , wins the game und moves up to the next table In case of a tie score ladles cut and low wlus Each game begins as well as ends at tbo signal of the boll , 18 , Changing Purtnors Chnngo partners each game and ut every table , iucludlng the first The winning couple ot oaoli table move up to tbo next higher table , except In the case of the head table where the win ning couple remain and the losing couple move down to foot table ' 10. Prizes Four prizes may bo given , as follows ; To lady having most games , to lady having mo9t polats , to gentlemen having mo t games and to gentlemen having most points In case two persons hava a tie score the contestants cau each choose a partner and play another game to aocldo it In case four persons nro tied tuny draw cuts for partners nnd play another game to deoldo , Note 1 After arranging your cards you calculate how many points you can probably make with jour best suit , with the aid of our partner , nna'tbo ohanoo you both have of drawing more cards of that suit , and you bid accordingly , soaring In mind section 11 , Holding an ace with one or two cards to baok it would justify a bid ot six aud it the back ing cards are high you might bid seven or eight or mnro Holding live-spots iu your hund is not particularly desirable to name trump on , If you bold high cards and name tbo trump it is better that your partuor hold the flvo spots Never bid unnecessarily high ; got the making of trumps as cheap as possible If jou have n poor hand and bus pect that your adversary Is anxious to name the trump it Is sometimes well to bid more than your hand justifies so as to lead your adversary to ralso the bid and thus lake greater risks Note 2 The flrnt lead Is usually the ace of trumps ( but this , of course , depends upon the band ) , and la the partners turn to play ho should play a llvo-spot if he has one , aud thus save it to their side Note 3 If a lay card Is led the proper play for the third hand is to trump higher ban flvo spot , to prevent the fourth hand from trumping with a llvo-spot. Hut if ilia Avo-spots have boon played , or tbo third hand holds thorn or knows the fourth hand does not hold ono , his trump need not thus bo wasted Noto4 If you are only playing asocial evening game and not progressively , tbe game is HI liitoioitine to Amaleura llorotoforo a prize woo la a blcyclo dull contest did tfbt provontia man from oompet- | ing In nnovico rjed , but ut a recent meeting 1 of the racing board the rule was made to read : "A novice race is open only to these who , up to the date , have never won a prize " This rule is important to all club men having won prlzis In their club races , as It prevents them from competing in novice races At the same tlmo it Is decidedly wrong Club races or matrh races should never bo taken into nccount in novlco races of any kind u llio CoiitinkiicnU Cliullcngo * The Continental polo team has been re organized It la now composed of tbo fol lowing players : Chumberlain , first rush ; Kennedy , second ! Patteo center ; Smith , halfback , and Jean , goal tend They uro out with n challenge to any polo team In tbe state foi 0 single or series of games for a purse or gold modal for the championship of NcDiaska AU communications should bo addressed to S. 13 Patteo , the secretary A \ \ | ae Law The North Dakota -logulatura his passed a law setting the duto for commencing the shooting of prafrlo chickens at October 15 the same date as In Minnesota This pre vents Minnesota sportsmen from hdvinp the best of the shooting in their own state and then going over into Dakota at the com mencement of the season ( here , us was for merly the case caso.Tho The "Wfiool Cliune The following are the entries for the twenty-four hour blcyclo race which takes place at the Coliseum the present wool : for the championship of America : Dlngloy , Minneapolis ; Ashlnger , Oklahoma ; ICnupp , Portland ; Gorwing , Denver : Stull Omaha ; Heading , Fort Omaha ; Keir , Minneapolis ; Wnidion , Omaha ; Hubbard , Fort Omuha ; Kcnnody , Salt Lake Princes dark aorso 'Jlio Coliseum Programme The Coliseum directors intend to brick up the outsldo of the Coliseum vary soon and put tbo building iu shupa for ttio full exposi tion tion."It "It is the Intention ot our now board of directors to hold one of the finest expositions ever hold in this part of the country , " said Manager Prince to a 13 ek man The build ing will bo bricked up right away end n largo fountain will ba placed in the center , Tno inside will bo painted and finished in first-class style , and a laigo ventilator will be placed nt the top The liiuin ontianro will bo tlnlnhed in suitublo Btylo , making the building 0110 of the handsomest structures in the city "We want the marchants and manufactur ers to commence getting their oxhlblts 'oady for the fall exposition , ns It is the intention to have the next exhibit ono of the finest ever soon in the country ' " The directors fiava been considering the advisability of holding a fat stock show after the fall exposition The farmers and brooders have given uscrcat encouragement within the past thrcq months and the direc tors have concluded 10 hold a fat stock show this tall The building will bo nut In proper Bbapo for this exhibition immediately after the CI090 of tbo fall uxposltton , " Tim AMilctia Club Sloe ting Secretary W , E , Maynor , of the Gate City Attilotlo club , has called a special meet ing for Monday ( tomorrow ) evening at the club rooms and all the members are urgently requested to bo present ns much that is Im portant wilt bo presented for consideration , Flashss From tlin I ) annnrl , W , II , Lucas Is to manage tbo Dubuque club , Baseball oa skates Is all the rage at Chi cage Lowe of the llostons Is wintering In Mil waukce Ralph Johnson has been nnnaglug a Da- troit walking instoh Kansas City aad Omaba wilt have a hot time of l\ this year , Des Molnos is laying her plans for Sunday ball tbo couiiug season , They do say that Jack Crooks declares ho 200 pairs Women's Kid nnd ( lout Shoes , not a single pair north less than $2.00 ; ninKo jour choice for 220 pairs fine Dougola Shops , nil sizes and widths , north 14.00 11 pair , nil warranted , 2(10 ( pairs llncst Preach Kid , hand turned Shoes , iu ic * fitini 2 to i cmlj , nar- united nmth sfli.00 11 pair , A great hljr bargain In Emliroideied and Alligitor Slippers for Ladies and Mrn , n ortli up to & 1,75 a pair , | _ _ ? ( $ &h made four homo runs iu o game where the score stood 2 to 1. Tbo Cleveland * and Cincinnati will both play in Omaha in April Milwaukee will probably give ultchor Hardie Henderson a trial Catcher George Moolic tikes pirt in pub lic sparring exhibitions in Boston Only eight raoro weeks and the fans will bo wending their way toward the ball park In Taylor Shafer , Into of Toledo , a good second baseman is available for any club , ho being footloose President Speas is confldont that Jack Pickett will provo the best captain that any Kansas City club over had Albert , of the Milwaukee team , was called homo last weak to attend the funeral of bis mother at Heading , Pa KanBas City's young pitcher , Frank Pears , is already at work practicing dally Ho ex pects to do star wontjiext season | Jack O'Connor caught moro games last year than any other Association catcher , eighty-four games being his quota Western players nil siy that In Ducky Hemp the Pittsburg league team has bemired - mired a corking good center fleldor With Veach nnd Browning in the same city , things will bo prottv lively In Cleveland should they both break out together Lou Stockwoll , who caught Duryea in St Paul during 1SS7 , bus signed a Cleveland League contract Ho will play in ono of the outllolds Sporting Times : Omaha has gathered together a big team The ether members of the Western association had hotter keep nn eye on this ncgrogatlon from the very start UlgJimDuryoi is being roasted by the Cincinnati press to the queens taste They say ho Is only ouco n week pitcher , but an every day lusher Jimmy has "jlnod" the brotherhood The Milwaultco club next season will not soil beer at it games on any day of the year except Sundays Ladies will bo admitted free , except Saturdays und Sundays Omaha now has a chance to secure Rcddy Mack , ono of the greatest second basemen In the country , and thov should looao no time in closing the deal Ho is the only disengaged inun lu the profession who could come nuywboro near filling CrookB' shoos U. S. Ilohror , manager of the Hastings Heds for three years , now of the firm of Cramer & Ilohror , looks favorable to the formation ot a base ball league In Nebraska ; ho thinks that a team could bo run at com paratively email expense Ex-Manager Watlcins , of last years Kan sas City club , says that ho Is doaa to the baseball world forever , ns far as managing is concerned Ho has shaken oft managerial cares and worries forever , and will never assume thorn agiln as long as the coal and feed business Is us good as at present Kansas City is not presumptuous at all Her managers say they can sell her host playois and still win the pennant of the Western association They do not realize the fact that they would have had to norlt hard to get secoud or third place with tnolr full Amoricao association team , Sporting News Manager Hawa lias about completed his dates for Hot Springs una the 'loxas circuit Ho expects to play two gnmos with each of the Texts teams , which will glvo them an opportunity to measure their strength with a representative Western association team , aud it is supposed they will try vary hard to do Douver up Howe , Curtis und Whlto signed contracts last week riannigan , the first baseman who last sea son played with Louisville , has been secured by lJcs Moines Flannlgan Is a good man all round , aad is an exceptionally hard hlttor Ho will recolvo FuBselbach's hard shots from third Speaking ot Fussclbach the Dos Moines payers sty ho Is a bettor man than Alvord , Ho is a brilliant fielder , and covers an immense amount ot territory He will no doubt provo tbo star third base , man ot the Western association la a horn All of the Minneapolis team for 1800 have been signed , with the exception of Duke , Dugdalo and Mitchell , Mlnuoban having signed a contract a few days ago at a hand some Increase of salary It will make the cranks dauco with joy to lca.ru that little 500 pairs i.odtes' fine Doiignla Ploxlble Shoes , nil solid , guaranteed north $2.51) ) , Heal hand turned Preach Kid opera and common sciibd Shoes , worth $ l-50j ltochestcr niuUe , One big lot eleffant Sllpp" 'S nana one , splendid for house near , reullj north $2.00 a pair , 300 pairs fine Dougola Shoe , n01th up to SpM.OO , ? Danny Mlnnohnn will bo with Minneapolis ncain this season , Danny Is a creat favorlto with the Flour City cranks , and well ho might be , as ho is ono of the best all-uround players in the Western association as well as ono of the most gentlemanly Jake Beckley has written a letter to the Pittsburg league club in which ho supports the Southern-trip idea und states that whether the team goes south or not ho will go there Decltlcy adds that ho Is practicing ovcrv day and that the base ball authorities of Quincy and other western cities think that La lloquo Is ono of the best intleldors among nil the young players in the country La lloquo is the tblrd baseman signed by the Pittsburff club Beckley is lu excellent con dition nnd Is ot the opinion that ho will pluy gooa ball The Sioux City club has been completed by the signing of Henry Soibol , the pltchor who was disabled last jcar The club as now made up for 1600 is ns follows : Pitch ers , BurdicR , Seibol and Devlin ; catchers , Crotty , Crossloy and Murphy ; first base , Powell ; second base , Brosnan ; third base , Knppoil ; * shortstop , Stevens ; outfielders , Glenn , Genius nnd Cline Manager Powell , who is in the east , will bo nskod to explain why ho has signed some of his especial friends for six and a half months and others only for the regular season of five and a half months , causing thereby on extra expense of $1,700 , and ulso several other llttlo mutters that to the managers do not seem to bo exactly - actly straight Manager Cushmnn says that Mtlw.aukco Is going to win the pennant The Hrowors have five pitchers Flanacnn , Thorson and Clausen , in addition to the old favoiltcs , Davies and Griffith For catchers there are Jantzon , Krieg nnd Westlake Mornssey will guard llrst base , Shoch scond , Iko third , Alberts shortstop , and n good man will bo secured for loft if Krieg will not play It This is the strongest nggrocation Milwaukee has over had on the ball Held and under nblo manacemont the Milwaukee * ought to make a good showing Manager Uushman will ar rive in Milwuukoo February 15. Ho will this year issue the official store card and score book , as well as attend to the fence advertisements This ' will keep him busy until April 1 , wlion his men report for duty Iho admission tickets to Athletic park the coming souson will ba 25 cents and f > 0 cents for the craud svand The pavllllon will bo done away with and tbo scats made over Into ono grand stand , TlioKcon l'olioomun , Atlanta Constitution : The best story about a pollcoinan that I've hoard latelv Is ono on a now man Hint hud only BQt'vod a few weeks , " remarked one of the sergeants "Ho was noted for his speed tn run ning , and was a muscular cu&s , so that ho delighted the superior olllcurs wlion on parade Ono night a negro broke into a house on lila boat , and the alarm was ruibed Ho ran toward the scene nnd arrived soon enough to feoa the robber Instead ot shooting at him ho blow his gong mid Bet out after the fleeing negro on a dead run , They had it for several hundred yards , und ho bojjun to gain 011 the negro , who was Elaukoning his spocd , Suddenly ttio inn 11 on the next boat , who had run to'lns assistance , nnd who wits following na fust as ho could , saw his comrade sit down Running to where ho was , lie oxcluiincd : "What's the mnttor , nro you hurt ? " "No hugh litigh I'vo just hugh hugh stopped to hugh hugh pull off my shoes " ho nnaworod , gasping for broathas ho joikod his bliooa off What on earth do you want your shoes off for ? " Why hugh hugh you see the fel low hugh hugh might turn on mo and I dent want him hugh hugh to have no advantage on mo lies hugh burofootedl" lln Knew tlin Fact Boston Transcript ; A Email boy had a > I I4i ® o S I mm n 5S o liW I - oot > i > t Ki.v : or Mme Warrens ' Corsets , . I'OK TOOIOKEtOW OMA © _ lt UVriltK hTOCK itV 75c , $1.00 and $1,25 CORSETS , I'fltCC3Ib feMf.Il a dog that was rough , ns most smnl boys'dogs are , and n young girl who lived next door had a kitten Ono day the small boy eamo nonchalantly Into the girls presence , and nftcr Homo de sultory conversation ho said : You know ijjv dog Uarca and vour cat DnrllngV" Yes " Well , my dog had n piece of moat and ho thought your cut was going to take it away from him " Thought ! " exclaimed the wibo llttlo girl What makes you say thut the dog thought ? . You know dogs dent think , they instinct " ' Well , " said the boy , "I dent caret whether ho thought it or whether ho nhtincted It , but anyhow ho killed your , cat " _ _ _ The nisliop'w Wit Hnveil IIint A story showing the shrewdness and ready wit of the Scotchman is told of a well known Scotch bishop who was eon tent to miss his lifo in single blessed ness Whlto ho hold a certain see ho was , of courbo , n subject of considerable interest to the unmarried ladies of tha neighborhood Ono day ho received a visit from ono of thom who had reached the ago of desperation Her manner was solemn , though somewhat om- barrasscd The good bishop spoke vt 1th his usual kindness and oncourngod her to bo cominunicattvo By and by ho drew from her that she had had a very htrnngo dream , or rnthor , as she thought , a revelation from heaven On further questioning she confessed that It had boon Inllmatod to her that she was to bo united in inarringo to the bishop Ono may imagine what a start this gave to the quiet scholar , who hud long before inarrlod his books and nevorthoughtotuny otherbrido , Ho recovered - covered , however , and addressing her very gently said thut doubtless these m- timntious were not to bo dosplsoii At yet , howovcr , the designs of heaven weio but imperfectly osplainod , as they had boon revealed to only ono of the parties Ho would wait to see if any similar communication should bo made to himsolfAatid when it happened ha would bo sure to lot jior know A AVnstn of ISnoruy Chicago Trlbuno ; A certain young Chicago lawyer it is just as well not to glvo his name was trying a case in a justlco'tj court a few years ago Ho waa deeply interested in the case and most nnxious to win it , so ho put iu n good deal of time looking un Uoclslons bearing - ing on the point , and when ho made his snocch cltod case after case Ho made the stiongost spoooh ho know how to make , and the justice hstoncd to it all intently Wlion the young lawyer had finished , the justice leaned buck iu his chair and appeared to bo considering the matter "Wo ought to win this , " said the lawyer yor to hiH client , but I'm a littla aftald " You needn't bo , " replied the client calmly You neudn't have worked so hard , olthor I saw him this morning Ho wanted llfty.but finally took twenty ilvo " The justice , by the way , is not on tha bench now Horrid Grammar r Washington Post : Mamma , " paid Mamio do I'orquo , who founded tha Chinese otnplro ? " Why , Mainlol" oxcluimod Mrs do Porquo , "I'm posi tively shocked ut you " Why " Such horrid " mamma , grammar , "P dent see unything wrong with that fontonco " "I'm ashamed to have to toll you , but you Bhould have 6iuci Who discovered tlio Chinese empire : " "