I 8 THE OMAHA DAILY RE3& MONDAY , JANUARY 13. 1800. WOULDN'T ' CALL HER HIS OWN M Undo George Honrot's Funny Ex- M porlonoa In Song Huntlnp ; . H SAM JONES AS A PEACEMAKER M Tlio Old linit ) t innlli nworo Hut She H llntril ti Awful Hull Nnpo- H loon Couldn't Hmoko 1 lie H Court > .ecleil ( Mcrcj H CiirrrntnrrdotCft H 1 iluhi I 01 rest , the famous trafrodlin , H a tow junrs befoto his ( loath , snjs the H Clilentro Ilcitililm pi ij iiiK'iti ' ont 'nto- ; H mint on a circuit \\hieh ineludud H Kntisna C lt\ mid bt loicph , Mo , mid H Milton Nobles who U plnjlng up lit H lliuliu h this week mid who una u H member of the trigcili ni's supporting B cotnpuij ut the time refoirud to , ro- H Into the following , wlileh cnmu\s a H capital iileu of the old mini s ' usuull\ H ghoulish humor In Karma Cltj the H old fashioned "eentoi door ' hud u hot H torn moulding about Hio ltiehos , which H wns too miieli unhout tinoo inches foi H the tr igetli in'a ( , out foot mid legs H liowcior , it was i st it ion at y utTuir , H nulled to the Hoot , anil revolving his H cue , Porrost worked his loft foot o\or H the moulding in good sh ipo , but in ntH - H ompting toiling the right aftoi it ho H win not so hiii i oitful nnil stumbled onto H the stage mid wns eiuight on the IIy \ > i H the leading man JLIioso who wore fa- H mlli ir ulth the great twiL.etlinii's pceu- H li iritj in his lntoi lours etn iimigino H the uuiquu spieitnetis of suppic&sed H \oeal pj rolcelimea wlileh followed this H ineideiit On the following oicnlng H the conipiin\ placed In bt losoph J. ho H 1 liespinn tcniplo was nn old , Hut hull , H Itnown ah Oddfellows' hull , mid it was H reuiliod bj a long Might of sleep niii- H iow stiitri without riilings 'lo facill- H t ilo the ti iiiedian's useent n lingo H cable hud to be ngged with hi ices and H bovoii o > os , oxtontling from the side H walk to the top of the st me "Iho old H iniin ' a lot ga/ing ut the eontiiianco H foi about Inn minutes , meanwhile in- H dulgiug in ehiiuuloiistie guttui-ils H seized the t iblo \ huge i lewd of men H mid bins had galhoted ibout the ( loot H ' 1 lie tinged i m s factotum TooMiAidlov H theo\ui/o ) llglitci put Ins hinwii j Bhoiildei igainst the gieat aetot's bnek H mid boosted him step by step until the H top was touched J lien Forrest sank H intoaehaii with in cath mil n gioau H "D healhciih" ho exclaimed ' Lnst j night in Kails is Utj thu\ thought I H was a Inn lequin , and now thevio got M mo in ti lining for a man o waismunl" H I obserio Senator George Ilemst of H Cillifoiui i in hia ueciistomcd scat in the M Bonate An ovCuliform in who is Hero H looked down fiom the galleries the H other dn > a id tiild this storv M " Uncio Cicoige' and his fiiuiilj woio 1 on the Torsov coast last summer when I j visited them Living in an adjoining H colt ige was a well oiown New \orkso H ciotj man who also had his lainil with H him lho ladies of the two families H were rjuito friendly undinanj littlocour- H tosics were exchanged AVhlehover H head of a household wont to Now York H fet n dn\ was obliged to do the errands H of both families Uncle George'started B off ono dnj when Mrs X minted him H to bring hoi n number of songs She j Biiid theio was out she had foi gotten the H title of , but alio might rocnll it m time I H The sonntot stin ted foi Now York with H out soiling his fi iond again but at n H \onturo bouglil 4I Oioatnt th it , I Dnolt M in Mm bio Hulls ' 1 hoOld Mill , ' ' [ iston H to Minlo of Woo'andarious other H cliubicnl pieces which he thought H might include the ono his friend H could not ice ill Ho icceiicd a tolu- H pram that cloning , which , in Ins own H languigo , wits a stunnei ' It boto the H date line of the Now Terse , } souco ist re- H soit and wiirfbignod'Mis \ ' Tliemos- H sago itself was sttullingly biief It 1 meiolj tend M " 'C ill Mo J'hino Own ' M ' 'lho old ' 1 oiti-nlnor \ us up et Ho H hunted up Bomo of his racintr ftiends j and fiankly linn the situution before H thorn Ho protested that theio had HB bcon no llntatiou on his pint and ho HH didn't think it had gene bo fin ou the H ladj 8 part Undo Gcorgo s' ftiends H woio so moicd b\ his distiess that they H didn ttakoudMinuigoof him At their H suggestion ho wioto an answer to the | uicss igo ns follows m " 'Mis X Amllattorod by our con H fldenco , but n lo\olj woman , Mrs H , H his a prioi clitim ' H ' Undo Goorgo'didn'tgo back tothat H Now Jersoj icsoit for n week nnd tnon H the New York family had gene to the H , niountnins Uut if jiu ( wnut to keep in 1 liis good giaccH bo sine mid dent refer H to his seaside iliitation witn Mrs X. H You maj got hut t if jou do " H Mr Wnlpolosbloginph > of I ord lohn H Husboll Is not u hvoh woik , saislon- H don rli nth About the best letter which H lie lslotd Pnlinotston's prints couit to- H ply to Lotd lohu's icqiiosl ( miido undoi H the iuspii ition of the queen and Prince H Albeit ) that ho would not tocohu Kos- M Biith H Pansiunoiii , Oct 10 , IS'jI , 0 p m Mj M Dear Tcihu Kusscll I lime Just rccoivud M youi letter toil iv , nnd am told our incssin- H hcrwnitu for mi answer Mroplj , then is H lmmcilluto , and Is Unit tlinro uru limits to nil H things Unit I ito not clioso to bo dictated to B as to wtioin I tiny or inn } not rccoivo in my H emi hoiist , and tliut I aliull use no own ditt- H crotlou In this mutter You , will or coumo , M imo yours us to tlio composition ofourmiv - M eminent I liuio not ilutulnud our inessiai B tcr Ave minutes ours Blneorolj , H l'ALMI KSTOV H Loid Tohn wns mete tomitrkiiblo fet H hissout mistocuitio insolence , Ins want H of tact , mid his itnotcrato jobboi \ than H fet ulij othei political qualities When H piiniu mimstoi ho was u mete oronturo H of the couit , md foi lho ouls his prln- H cipul object wns to thwin t LoidPalmoi- H , ston'a truly onlightoiiod foreign policy H In oidot to please the quoou and Prince H Albeit , who woio thoioughlj wrupped H up in Aiistilii , Puihsiit , nnd the smaller H Gui mail slates , mid thoj hated to see H liboinl etiugglcs encouraged by out H foreign olllce Pi Into Albeit was n H perfect despot nt hoint , and his ronl H bvmimthics weioalwa\s with Berlin and H Vieiinu H A good stoti is told on Re\ . Sum H Jones , an incident that hiippouod when H the woil Known pioucher 111t.t stinted in H oMingolibtiu woik , snjs the Atluntii H Journal Ho went to a small town , nnd H was told that ho would have a hard H tlmo in the chinch , ns thoio were H uumorous fitcits existing botweou the H nieiubois , and two btothcis , who bo- H lotigod to the church , ne\ot spoke to H cneliothot nor did tlioit families H 'Ilia nicht fet opening the mooting H nulled Mi , Jones en tei oil the church H while the chuii nnd congicgution were H singing H Comounuc ] band , 1 Co mo , and around mo Btnin" " . 1 O , boar we unny ou jour suowi wings 1 To my luuiortal borne H When the center of the ohurch was H reached Mr Jones stopped in the aisle , H wn\od his hut ut the choir and shouted : H "Stopl stop that sliiglngl" H • The muslo ceased at once mid Mr H Jones continued ; H " 1 huts not u lit soug to bo singing in this church I nm told tlioro are brothers mid cousi ns who belong hero nnd j ot dent spemc to ouch other Now do you think thcro is nny danger of hearing the rustling of angels wltig-j bono nth the roof with such a stnto of nffaltsi1 You wont heir nny kind of wings rustic ns long ns that sort or thine k cops up unless Us n bu//nrd's wiuira " lho twobrothors nindo ftiends bofoio the inccling broke up Mnn > indeed and \nrlous nro the mi- oedotcs told in connection with oath taking , snjs the Pittsburg Disnitch A inr > pious tind paitifullv guileless old ludwis once railed ns n witness bofoio Mi ronnjson-D H\ncouit , the How sttnot police niiigistiiitc "Is it u fact , join honoi , "isked the lad j , ' that I must tuko uu oiithJ' "Cortilulj , mndnni , " lopliod Mi I ) L\ncourt Hut I uon't Uko to do sol exclaimed ho Inly t You must do so ot go lo piisoii , "snld Mr D'LyiicOurt "ilictj witneSS bus got to hive ir lholndj wns hind to bo poistiudod Poi a long tune she hold out ugilnst wliut she termed u ciuol injustice but utiiilli eonsoutDd to eomplj with the inagisti Uo s orders She then tools the book , mid to the suipit o tind amuse mentof the wliolo loutt nppnd out a trometidous oith , iftoi whii li she cov eted hei face nnd ctlcd in pitiful tones llciivon forglvomo.butl hud to do it " Napoleon I novel could smoke , il- thotigh when in 1 pj pt ho sovciul times nttotnptcd to do so in oulot to ploi o the ] > eople On ono oicusion , when the 1'eis'an ' uinbissndor pro rented to hnn , on behalf ot the shall , a vol j valuable and goigoous pipe , all dlinnonds and i no jowoIj " Nupoleon's attuud nit filled the pipe and a light w is ippllcd but In the w iv the em neiot wont to work no stnnko would hino apiionrcd until dooinsd ij lie meiol.v opened and shut Ins lips in the onoi getio mantlet of n modi uiic il llg- mo > J ho ittlondunt veuuirod to ob- sotvo that his mijostj was not ox- ictlj piocceding in the usu il min uet and showed him the coticet wav in which to in m igo his pipe of pcreo lint the in tptpupil potsistcntly ictui nod to his bid unit ition ofiwti - ing , until tned and vexed with lopcut- cdfnlutes ho at 1 ist desisted , suing ' Const uit , do jou light the pipe , I can not " So said , so done , md wo mo In- foi mod tint the pipe w is lotuincd to him with the tob iceo burning nt u futious rnto and a tiemendous amount of smoke boon veiled in v ipoi the unfortunate Napoleon w i ig lin in dilli- ciiltv , the smoke which ho did not know how to gofrid of went down his tinoit , and up out thiough Ins ojes ind nose As soon us ho lcgnineu In cath ho gispod the woids ' luke it awiyl What nn infection ! What pigs thov must ho who smoke ! I am so ill ' And illweiro told ho wis foi some consid er iblo time , and lonoutiecd fet ovet- tnoio the soothing weed Sen itor Vnnco of Noith Carolina wns tolling the other day about n coitain judge in his st ite who was obliged to call upon in old anrkov to open his com t , s > i > the 'Wushington cotie- pondoitof | the Now \oik ltibutio It w is evidently the hrot time thnt the duilov hid ncted in the capicitv of bnlitr Ilo bog in 'Oh jcsl Oh , jes' ' Oh jes ! Do hono'blo do co t is now on do bench " lhou , nftci hositiiting foi n momctit , ns if not knowing what to siv ho seemed to hit it , and ended by exclaim nig'An m iv the Lawd have maicy on his soul " And then it wns , iccoidiug to Senator Yiiueo , that "dc hono'blo do co t" resole lo the occasion and ptomptlv icmirkcd ' That's inrht , my man , that's light If there over wns a couit th it needed the meie } of God its this ono " Ch luncoy M Dopew tolls a good sto y nbout his expeiiencelii Pittsbtng dui lng the national ciraDingn of 1SS4 Ho wns stopping it lho Monoiigtihelahoubo , at which hosteliv dam loiepiugh , the well-known circus man , was also i guest , Dopow md roropaugh , is has often Leon loininkod bear a li iking tcsomblanco to each ether Depovv had just I etui nod to the hotel , uftoi in iking a , Stirling re public in protection speech ut the opera house , when ho wns npptoacnod by an intoxicated Ponnsylvnuiu mossback , whoBiid "Mr loropaucrh , if vou bo- lievein hie piotectionsomuch hie ns i < iu "ay hie you do , then jou ought to chum up hie thnt elephant Hnnni- bil the next time Inc jout circus comes to Centorwllo , a ho didn't lcuvo 'nough o' my fence Btandin' to make u shoo peg the las'timo you hie showed theio " As Mile Rhcu wns leuvlntr Ottawa , Cm ula , the othei evening an old white hailed gentleman upptouched her in the sleeping cur , and , with charming coidmiltj , ptcsentod hoi with a basket of the most beautiful gtapos , m the top of which wns a largo bunch of M nechal Neil roses and the following note Dear Madame Rhea SVhoti the rust Napoleon was hi ought ns cnptlvo into Plv mouth bound by Captain M ntliiud of the Hollorophon.Iwas born lulj , 1815 My f nth or , who had extensive hot houses sent to Napoleon a basket of the llnest hot house gt lpos In seeing vou in j out ole of Josephine I thougut I would ask yout uceontnnco ( in joui charuclct us ompicss of the rionchof ) n basket of the s imo fi uit , thus pot pot unting the incident nnd paying a tub ute to the 'ommes3'in the poison of ono who so nbly tcprosonts hot With best wishes nnd togtots I ionium deal madam , votits very tiul > , Kiohaid Nettle - tlo Ottawa , October 10 , lbbJ " And the old gentleman added Although my countivmon called Nupoleon a rus- cil , my f itlioi had the gto Host admira tion fet him " Hon II O. Billings , Into of Illinois , but now locatt d in Idaho , made some telling speoehos in the lito Montana camp lign , buys the St Louis Republic On ono occasion while nddresslng a lttrgo uudletico hogtow foi v id enough to challenge contridlction " "Whilsthoto , "hocrtcd , will lift a voice against the truth of iti" ' Just then n but to in the outskirts of the ctowct gave vent to ono of thopiero- ing "hco-hnws" of his tribe 'iholiiugh yvns on Hillings for n moment , but as suming nn air of triumph ho lifted his volco nbov o the din to s ly "I know nobodv but u jackass would try it " Gotiorul Hooker , ti member of the Mississippi delegation in congress , wits a gulluut confederate soldloi , nnd lost his light nun , says the Wushington Ciiplt il Ills loft hand was wounded and ho vvours a glove unon it almost coiibtuntly , Major Powell , chief ot the geological survey , wus n bravo soldier on the union sulo , and ho , too , came out of the win minus an arm , his left ono Ho mid Gcnoial llookoi mo intimate ft loads , and their hands of the satno size , so when Major Powell wunis ti glove ho buys u pair and gays Send the ether ono to Kookor " , Likewise , when Gouoral HookCr s gets a little worn ho orders a now puir , ugit says Send the ether ono to Povvoll " Aromarkublo mistake was made at the opening of the industrial fair ut To ronto Sir JohiMucdouald had made IiIb opening speefth of congratulation , • • " "rxrii electric button starting thu mnehlnoiy , President Wllhrow invited ono or two other spoakcrs to aollvor nddrosses Ono of Jhoin was John Lovs , member of " parliament foi Tomato "Houdvancod to the front and laid his honvj whlto lint right on top the oloi trio button Instuntly there wns u shrieking of whis tles , tind the ninchinory In the building begnn to tun The crowd roared with lnughtor , nnd nftoi much gesticulation nnd running nbout the tnnnngers stop ped the pioccollug , and the machinei\ wus restnt ted by Sit John and Liulj Mucdouald Mme Modjeskiv is fond of ontortnin- wonts of vurlotis soits blioicnlly gees mete into society in Now York than tiny ouo of the acli esses who nro now ideutlllod with the Ameticiin stage iml hei i hob o of entertainments is supper uftoi the ploy She attends a gro it ninny of thorn ut Dolinonico's nnd gives about ado/en lilg ones dm lug the sea son hoisolf The pcoplo me iisiiullv pot - sonul fiiondsof the actress md nothing is known about ltm the nowspipon bu- cnu o she bcdulously avoids public mention - tion of thom In this she dilTois some what ft om Mime of the othoi feminine tnembois of the piotcssion , , A stin v is told of u good old homo ptiun ludy who h id tittondcd tin -omo time nnd Ppisiopil ehuich in which the sot v ice was intone I , suvs the Now York Tribune Meeting the icctot on the street ouodiiv she sildto him 'Mi 1'istuie , I h ivc a little finot to ask of jo , I'vo bin a snjin' my ptiiycisin V now foi nigh nn to lho years , nnd I would iculy itko tosiy them in O fet n while I'm glttni'soliusky in Pnow that I emit jine in ns I used to do" 'lo pie tso the old ludy the ruclot ut once give dhections to have the pi ijots said in G. A pupil in a bo ndnig si heel In Peuti- sylv nn i displayed sumo time slnco no small deft oo of industiy in collecting mitogt iphs of distinguished litcrnti Tntnea * l\Us = ell Lowell was ono of lho nutnbei nddtcsscd lho lcqucst to him wus , substantially "I would be voiy liiuch obliged foi youi uutogi iph ' 'lho lest onso w is ns follows ' Piuy do nets s thcie iftet , I would bo obliged ' If you would ho obliged be oblnrod uud bo done with it buy ' 1 should bo obliged , ' mid oblige , youis truly , "J VJII s. Itussri i Low i i r " In the ot thogi nphy of out gtcit- gi nidmothcts vis unceitiinsiys Votes iindQuotics The old duchess of Gui don u-ed to say to hot Clonics " ion know my den , when I don t Know how to spell a woul I alwiys diiiwalmo iindet it , and if it is spelled wiongtt p issos for a good joke , and if it is spoiled i ight it don t in ittet " The Athon i um lolatos an unocdotoot Dlcl ens showing his gieat ktiidncss of ho nt An old sorv int lobund him of SIjO to covci some hotting looses In stead of sending the thief to j ill Dick ens lolned him on a peiibiou of oK ( ) i ye it , • need s Snsip uilhi ernes catniih bv cxpcllnigimptiiity fiom lho blood which is the cause of the complaint Give it i tii il e ' HEROES It w is in the yon 1S80 in a thud rate city called Noufeh item , in the Dopittmont des Vosges , Pi nice , nbuut noon , th it wo woiopissiug myfithei and myself , in ft out of a btoio w hero , in addition to hutdwate a suuply of um ' munition wus kept foi the use of a regiment theio , iys a coricspondent of lho Philadelphia Ptoss Suddenly wo licind a ton iblo explosion md being eithot thinwn oi having unconsciously inn , I know not which wo ut any into found ourselves about twcnlv yaids fiom whoio the oxplo-ion occulted , und could see put of the roof in the shoot VVe hud haidly leuohcd the building when n man etimo out of it covered with powdor/lns ban and bond b lining , and largo pieces of llesh hanging from his fuco and bate n ins Ni vol will I foigot the horioi of the sight his llosh was chat led and his clothes putly but ned As ho touched the sidownlk ho looked around him ind culled i numo I did not cnteh Recoiling nonnswot ho went right biclc into that but nmgfut- nuco , and in a few seconds came out bearing in his m m& his child , igirl of six or be von Those ncmei to hnn lieaid hi in say ' My d nImp : . uro you hurtr Oh you nro lluit" ' While the pool little thing koptsning "No , papa , I inn not huit , not nt all , you uro binning , think of youtsolf , ' und yet the blood was tuok- ling from hoi forehead whoio the Hy ing dobi is made a deep gash Both io- covered , though disligutod foi life At the tnno I thought theio was nol onlj ono heio , but two Who aio the real hotocs of lifo , where aio they found and how can they bo distlnguisiicdi' uro quostioiiB that ovoiydiy occuttonccs oftou unswoi better thun the most clnbor tto essays Such nn unswar c imo on Wcdnosduv , when John T co , u cub drivoi , plunged into Tones'falls nnd at thoilskof his own lifo attempted to tcscuo the unfoi- tunato luboior , W J Dennis , who vis beitig swept nnuv to his denth by the swollen stt cam , says the B tltinioie Sun Thnt ho wns unsuieessful counts fet noth nur in woigning the qu ility of his net .1 hoi o uro us manv unsuccessful is successful hoiocs in the woild , uud those who full mo sometimes noblei thun thoio who ti Iumph The question of whothoi a mini oi a woman is a true hotoot heiolnu does not depend upon soci il station oi outward ttappings A , man is not a soldio- hoc iuso ho woms a uniform , noi is n Jiuio to bo distin guished by any outwmd minks Wo may en tei tain hoioos , Itko angels , un- uw iresand novel reco nUo their ohui- nctor until suddenly thoio comes a mo ment of appalling uungor , oi iifemful dlsnstoi ovoishndows us , und thou the here stops out from his conce ilment , mid we mo uiiia/cd to see that ho has , the 'atnihm face of a grimy cngiiieet who has died ut his post to save the lives of his passengers , oi the fet in of some wouk woman who has giown strong in the hour of pot il and tuught mon the way to luco It , oi the cab duvet , whom you have soon tattling up nud down youi city sheets in anything but horolo fashion -Glvon the necessary conditions nnd the hero , if ho is tiny whoio about , is bound to Bhow himself i'ho conditions und the hero woio both in conjunction nt Jones Palls on Wodnosduy Thoio wasu poet unknown luboroi in the glipof dcuth limiting down the stiemn , not a licli man , whom it would niy to pull out , not a rolatlvo who cried out foi help through the volcoof blood oi nuturo or oven u friend to whom pnst associa tion gay o a claim , but simply a follow in dibtress , mid t > bra on the bunk wus John Lee , the cnbinnn The conditions and the man bolng both on hand , the cabman developed line the here and plunged in to the roBcuoof his unknown brother A'tot ' nil thuo is much to ba proud of and thunkful foi in human na- turo The rough , outer husk of our humanity of ton conceals heroic und ten der natures , which nobly lespond when the ci 11 of duty comes bontotunos , Uko John Lee , the cabmun , thor have the opportunity to do a striking and a gal lant uci that is known of all men , and wins instant npplauso , Oftener they contiauo to the end poor privates in the battle of lifo , nnd novcr sociiro recogni tion from the world Rut in their quiet way they may bn morohoioio than the heroes who mo known , nnd by thuli pa tient ondurniHM and huivo oxatnplo mnko lho world unconsciously bettor nnd blighter A VeiialUos ncwBpnpoi nlatos that nmoiig lhaso who came foi wind nt the end of P o jenr'lST" ' to rocolvo prices from the Jlutnano-society of the dopirt- mout was u Uulo hey or six yeiirs , P.ugono Pmiln Lovl , who sited the life of his sister , ttgod two anil ono-hulf jems On the 2 < 5th of April these two chil- ton vveioplnviiigtogothoi lnngnrdon , when little Mmlo fell held foioiuosl Inlon c isk nbout tlnoo feet deep , which was sunk into the ground and ill led with water llowlng fioina hiundrv , to the edge of which she h id venluicd to g itlioi llowois Insttiid ot itinning awnj ot hiding lilmselt , as dilldron of ton do on stub oicisums , little I ugene uiiiloistiinding the ditngei whii h his istor tun , nindo the most liilolligont otlorla to ilri „ f hoi o t , llrst by bet feet , which piotndod nbov-o the iv nun , but his hiinds bnlug too sinull ho soiyod her by her pettl- coits , then bv her bond , whkh he suc ceeded in kui ping above the watci till the uuhnl of his father , whom ho li id sclitmiothci child to look fet Diugged outof the lecoptialoof diity wutui bv hoi fulhet , thepoui litt'o ' gill hud lot < nil eonscloiisiii ss , md wlionhei biothui siw this li j begin to er\ and embuieo hei , covered with mud nssho was In u similui cliciimsttiiice this hi ivo boy hid previously given pioof of a into intelligence Iwo veins bcfoio the d lughtot of ono Illnot , hi the smno town , having fallen into n iniii-wntei ciskLugono hud h istenud toinfoim her fiithei , who , th inks to this winn ing VMisublo to bivohts child ftomn ceil lin death In almost ovoty gre it disaster iimong the btc tmbouts of the Mississippi liver , siya ti New Oi leans lottoi to the Now Yoi k rimes , f-oino ideal Hludsoo ur it- alistie Glvon h is appealed to leave the nn pi ess of his hoi oism nnd self-suci illeo upon the ton iblo ov < ut Chiuity 1 uinbcrt , the simnlo hi ick ncgicsswloso brivtiysived bo in my lives in the leceut explo-ton ot the ( oi- onii , is ouo of these bet oic souls The uowiung gloi v of hoi life v js hot hi roism in this list disiistoiin which forty souls weio hurled into eternity nity without winning Chnity was till on tibond the bo it i > y Captain Blanks us ehuniboi mind J ho ill fated boit wus iisconding lho livci at the usual nite of speed , and Cliiiutv was tow lid the leai of the boit iioniug when she he nil the whistle blow T he famihai tooting of the Coiona hid bcnuly died jvv ly when the most totiihc explosion that over shocked her ens took plucc and the gallant emit Bhlvlicit and shook nnd scouk d to be puling m two Mummy had staicolv time to look mound when the dooi but t open mil the 1 uhes um m nnploung hot assistance Hi i quick intuition emio to hoi nil mil she s iw lb it boinolhing must bo done , md done quickly , to • • iv o the pissengois Hut ticdly but ( tlmly.sho went to the pljco whoio the life piesoiicts note kept and parceled them out tothototioi stuck en Indies until ill woto sunpliod but hoisolf , und , heedless ot hot owiisifety she led the w iv to the loof All who hud been piovidod with lifo piosei vols by lho noble , self sacrificing old negicss llotitcd on thosuifnce mid were saved except Mis Hough who was struck by ti door and diowned bo ncath the weight above hei head Old Mummy , after stiuirgnng in the vvutoi for sever il miiiuti s wns linally rescued by i rous about Hvci uiisclhsh she oegged her rcscuot tosuo the whlto ladies lust mid kavo hei to tike emo of hei self Woare coniinc fither Abrnh ini 300 000 moro ' to crdot o llin coon cl cctivo uualitics of Dr hull h coiuhbprup In Lvcty ia ° o of coughs , eolds etc "Ysacirofor " cluipped nnd ibifeil liunils i tiothiiiK equals the cclcbrutcd caivat ) , ) , , oil lor su o by all drii0lsts ( Price only JJ cents a bottle Minoial wnloi dopot,2nd doot west P O _ A Jl il I I Inn Tuesday moining as Luthoi Lm a son of L L Lv ms , wont to the hold fet histciini on the lJmbor Dm ling pluco , non Sequel ho discovoicd that an nni- mul , which ho supposed was u dog , was uoirying one of the hoiscs , s lys the Santa CtuGil ( ) burf As ho diovo nc iroi ho saw that the annual w is not u log , but an exceedingly lively speci men of the California lion , who wis making a vicious att ick upon the horse , bitting and bcr itching it with leonine ferocity The bursa was milking the best , defense oo siblo , renrnig und ku k- mg , und wus uided by his mate , but the hnn wus very evidently getting the best of the light , und would soon have secured - cured nn cqunio breakfast As young Lvans , who was on her obtuk , lode up the lion ciouchod on the gtoud foi i moment md then rnn oIT to the woods The hoi i hud bcon badly bitten on the 11 inks in clc and belly , and was nontly oxhiiustod from loss of blood , but , uudot propot1 ticutinent , is expected to 10- covei o Mike no Vn-liike Hy ilisj clung the symptonis so often tnkon for coiusumptloii bANJA AWL bus brough * glnuncss to ninny n household Hy Its | romptuso for brcililtnr up the cold tliut too elton Jevclops Into tliut futid dlseise , thousands cm bu savid from an untimely Kr.ivo You muko no iiilstuku by keeping a bittlo ot this pleas uit remedy In your house CALIPOUVLV CAlKtUKL Is equally clTi ctlvo in crmlicutiiic all tracts or NuHal Cutarili Hoth of these wonderful Cahforni i remedies nro sold nud warranted bv Goodman Druif Co II a p iehuo ( , J foi S. 50 "niuluy Mow Miiiiiilfiui s Uuidotto "Thoio isn't a business in the woild , " rotnuiked the division Bupouiitondont , that can show ono titlio of the onorgv , progressive splut and general ontorptisc tliut the railroad business does " "Oh , oiino off , " said the ropoitor , why theio isult enough entormiso in youi whole coipoiatiou toiuii ti six column weekly witli bolloi-plato tniit- tet Last week you um n giuvel ttuiii into voui limited oxpiess ut a wutoi lank , and the next day you broke down a hridgo and dumped thirty-two freight curs into the tivat , and tlieio wusn t a man about the gonaial olllcos , fiom nroaidont to dooi-kcopui , that ever know a thing about it until they reud mi uicount of it in the Hustler , and that was written by u now lopoitoi , working on spuco to got in LuturptibO , " und the disgusted scrihblor wont away to ' do" mi embo lctnout that the direc tors hadn't ' heuid of vet WaUiiil Dp Lit crnally A lctbur lo , dormant coiiUittou of the Hvor is hardly to boovnrcomu witliUraslIocatliar- tics mil nauseous clolnrosucs A tcnttci , plciuantor and far moro effective uniiins exists - ists of tirouslng tba i r < an vvben somnolent 'J Ids is Hottotter s bto nach Hittorsvouched foi by tha wedlcul fraternity , tested bv the public by many years A resumption bv the biliary orgin of its sccrotivo function , with the activity attendant upon health , a return to reifularlty of tba bowel * and a renewal of digestion are tha no loss happy and certain results of UHiner the hitters systematically its laxutivo effect is never pulnful and drcncliluir , its tendency bohi ; rather to pcr- petuato regularly than to produce a copious action Malaria ucrvousiuss debility , kid ney troubles and uouraljia it BUbdues effect ually the Whiskers must go A Curious Order loucri It ) the I'lilln * ( Iclpliln .V Itrndintt Itomt In coiupliuiico with a genetnl ruder issiti d hy the superintendent of the Phil idolnhl t A , Reading lnllro id com p my , the brakomcii und b iggagc inns tors employed on the loul will bo coin polled to repot t for duty in the future with clcnn sliuvon faces , nvs a special to the St I outs Post-Dispatch This order hns e iu cd no end of talk among the men , ninny of whom have hoards tomaikablo for gruco and hcautv Rrakemiiti \ \ illliini II Welch sup put la a bout d iv hi Van 1 > V ko Ho is ns pi oud of his facial udoi u- mont as n pi icocu is of Its tail , and tiithui thun siiciitlco his dignity to mi atbitriiiy into of rilhoad fashion ho has deiidod to tlnow up his job About ii vou ago when n similui oidoi wns issued , Welch wns occupied , ns ho ex cused himself fet wc irinu whiskers by st itlug that ho li id aero tin o it 1 his pxcuso will not go tills yen it is siuipli a enso of wl iskois und no woik , ot stoudv omyloviiient nnd no whiskcts A nuinuet ot eninloies who on- joved the luxuiy of u clc tin slmvo nio now stilleriiig with lho "gilppe" In conncctloii with the oi dot doing away with bciuds Is mi onlor coiimclling the men to keep theii coats closely buttoned when on duly TniB means fet the men ism tof Russiun bath between stations When the su- poiintondont ot the to id issued his sweeping oi del for i s lerillco of the bem ds ho in ido no explanation , but it is goner illy uiiilei stood that his idc i is < u have all the mon employed on there ro id look ns slick us po-isible Accot ding - ing to his way of thinking a mini ennui I meet this toqilhoinciit except by huv- ing n clcun shuion face in Ohm One The Chicngo , Milwnukeo & St Paul Railway is the only line running solid -tibulcd , electric lighted and stc nn heated tiultis between Chicago Coun cil muffs und Omnh i 'Jhobcith leading limp feature m the Pullman sleeping cms um on thebo lines if p itented md c iiniot bo used hy nn othei i illwav company It is the gtcat impiovcmont of the ago Ti y it and be ( onvineod bleeping iiitslcavo the Union Pncfhc depot Oinihi nt dp m dully , ui living at Chlcuco nt i ) 10 ii m Pns'-cngcis tilling tins tnin nio not compelled to got out of the i irs it Council lilullb md wut foi then inn to bo clc mod Cetin in 1 > ts nnd sit cpitigciu boiths nl Union ticket olllce , 1 jOI luinmiibt P A NMI , Gen Agt T P Phi sign , Pass \gt iriffsTifi HOS 1 MISAM Stuht Umiiia Nlu rOi l cslto 1 a\ton Holul ) Ofllcolours va ra to8p ra sunj , Vg ion m tr p m b | idallsts In Chronic Servo : i Skin a 11 lllooil 1)1 ; ? r-eon ( > lltntlon at officii or by m til free Vledl cl ts sci tb > ii ill or cxi it * < fecuroly 1 nckml free fro nobsmntl i O inmolccs to euro qu ckly safe ly nn l pcnnui cntly HERYOUS1EBILITY USfro 'Mfin tE i Horn 11 yulcal dicuy uil li irlro n 11 lin nil n li rc ser Inli c nco ir 11 I x sli pi < nc lui on ilinu pi I < • n Hi i fu i i vtrsl itof lotr mslly ills oinzcil luck ot cnnililo ic < dill u lit for Mu1y irtuMics nnltlnlslUi nl urlin mroly per l nn ently mil ptivntcly c ro I C ns lit lrs ) lletuilkiu 1 < UM Van 1 iStr t oml a Nib Blood and M Mm % sWltia& r Hilts coipl tely orillcitol vritliu t tbo HI of more irr Kiofili cryftlpeln fever ser i 11 > t ho * iilotrt onlnftlntlo Km nnd lo es y [ hUltlc aoru tlirott nn illi Mnd toni.110 catnrrh etc i cruinnuitly curud wl tro otli rnlnvofriltel Kidney , Urmarv AniSctirWSz qucnt bun \nj \ > r bl oj \ urii < ? urlno Mni < re 1 or with n Hkjr fedln pnton bUnll n tcic ] buck onorr bum rIocI cjatttts ttc 1 romptly uuJ eafcly cured cbartts rtnoonabl j 0 JL Jfol % > * X U XktZa I manent ( ure re- movnl roninleto without cuttlnK en inito ) rUUIutlon Li ns i n cfed ut bouiu by pHtltntwltliuutumo mats 1 aln ortionoyance To Yowl Men and Mifldlo-Aied Men AQI1DP PI1DD "io awful eirccts of enrly uUIlfj UUlltJ Vice , which brlntrs orp-aulo HenLnem , lestroylnx bith mini mill body nltU all t8Un.aUoJ Ills pi.rin mcutlr c iroil nnn DPITITOddross thoio who ll vo Ira UUOi Dijl 10 i aire I ilieinatl\OH hy Improper li I ilto ices n I hi I nollUry I lilts will li r ifn botb body an 1 mini ] untitling II em for bush tss ntuuy or n arrl < i.o UAinucn Mlor llnsn entering on that happy lllo uraruofi ijralcl tl Icbl Ity quit , * ! ) asaWtcJ OUR SUCCESS Is tmMi 1 upon facts nrst nractkal cxpcrlenco ftcc- oi l-i\eryiatt is imo tally Hi lie ] , II us starling arluht tl lr 1 moilicli s nro i n i ru 1 11 ir own lu bat ry eiactly to suit utcn cusi 111 is ulfccllii ; euros with illnjiry , * fW-onl I tents lostaco for ccUbrated woris on chronic rv us n I lei i todl o sen II usmils cured JfA frl ndlr letter r rail may rave ) uli turn Binrirliiiiand tiHi ieai da 11 ol lin yours ( o lifo ttf'No lettirs nnivr red unl ts ulco 11 anltJ by I cents in rlauns Jlddrns ore ill on DitKg.TES A. ItRlTS , H Id 1 iirnim fctrtet Omalia Sob LARGE STORE and CHAMBERS WJxl.U feet , to bo built the iiresunt sea I son on Douglas bt , nc tr 15th , In the cltv of Oinulia , I < ob , in the very comer of the best retail troilo of the cltv btoro will bo built with Inrto plato tluss front and with cioij moJcru hnprovemcntto suit tenants J ha most desirable location in Omaha foi a lurpo retail or wholes ilo dry pooilE , millinery or boot und shoo K house Tor particulars address , P. 0. BOX 22 Otniihu , Nuhiitbku w rr-nainmsBrnTrirrTTi i iin i rrrrTrr j A full i tof leotb onrubbjrfor l > uuaranteo 1 to b • well made as I tales se it out fro u any In ill oniie hi tils lounlry anl lor wbl-h you woul I b cl sriiixl over twlco as much Jeetheitractod wllhoul palnordaiwer anl IU oullhousudiolof nn k s iltlli roroluurt-Ur Ovid a id silver UllliikS nl Ualf rales ballslnctlim C.u irnuteril DR BAILEY , DENTIST , I'axtou lllui k , lOlh mul ruriinin SIieels Tuko Lloyator on 10th titriet OI'tN KVKNIN03 UNTIL t ) 0 CLOCK i CONSUMPTION , IN Its first stnRCS , enn bo successfully checkt I bIlia prompt n ef Ajor'a Cherry l'tctornl 1 ton in tlin Inter periods of tliut dl cnvc , the coiljh is wohdctfilll } rclioicdbj thWiiicdlcino " I Imo mul Ajir • I liorrj lVctornl with tlio liit ( ITtct In tnv irnrtln 'I Ms MoniUiful pni irntlou tin us mil n\\ life I lmil a ronslniit ( oiib ) , nltbt sweats , vmis ( , ri itl > lulnu I in llisli , nnd chcn , up hi tin | li > slliii ; On i b ttlo and n Iinlf of thu I'lrlirnl rmt.il mi • A J Lldson , JI 1) , Jllddlcton , Icniiissic " 8c\oral cars nrn Inn soioroli III Tbo ( lottorMRil 1 1mis lu consumption , and that tbij iiuld do nothing for nn , lnt ndiIii 1 nuns n hist resort , to trj Aurs Uurrj t'ciloriil Afttr tukliiK this incdiiilia two or linn niontbs I wai ( mill , mul iu > lu illh n mnliis ( , i oil to tbo 1 n cut d i > ' Jiiiikh llllcli ird , Diricu , Conn "ScicuiUcnrsnrjo mini isiicohoiiio from t ilifurnli bwntir , 1 cditriuti I bo soicro u cohl tint for s mo < 1uns I miis c < nllmd to iu > stall hiiii und a iiliiblclin on 1 ird iiinsiiUipil in } lifo in il ingrr Hit ] ptulng 11 him a 1 ottlo of Ajcts Chcirj Vtitiril , 1 lis 1 It firclj nnd ni ) lungs Mere mi nnstnrid to a licnlthi conilltlon Shun tlu n 1 liiiolniarlnbl ) ricoininoiiib 1 this prop niutlon ' J 1) ) Chmullcr , Junction , Vt Ajei's ' Oheiry Pectoral , HIErAIIEU BT Dr J C Ayer Si Co , Lowell , Mat BoWij alll ) ihsI'U 1 rice ! > 1 , sit bottles t5 IS M CONT1010C8 | TO I COrLE SIF1IIUNO IIIOM IIII1ITATI0S Cl THE TllllOtr III UBINO Till triElllHTLU SOU ! N MINI UV1j I /Vsliljljl S 11IIS IM til ISO KKMClll FOH ' OUT TI1110AT COUdlls IAIAUIIH t\ll 110A1ISI Mti um ciliiorici ioi if-ri \ \aiissT THIS III LAM 1)11 ISl 111 111 1101)1 SIIOUI D 1 rKl uoiof SC > 1)I N tllM UAlj IAS- 111,1 l i in rm itousi * OII > til ML WIKOI'sTS AT 2"C AMI f0c ft I10\ I'auiuilits ] { nt jinfih oii.ipilu.illouln the Scden Mineral Springs Co , Lirried , II C b V UI STC \ \ YORK INFLUENZA \1MM1 \ " " > ' 1T \ rS • COMMON M NsrH V. IJV'l VIII1II CIIUI ICIUjIJ IN 1111 III'VDi r-- - curi lat lilult while e ecrl n , 55rffe.1WW " I1 * llodlslincw tilimonuof > r ri ? 3 t fySxt lolMliut nro absort 11 li 11 tl o % * * & i. r B Wst tlrouli tl o interns i a ' mil ibrn ( item I atl ir tl o I / ' , . I llcMi term c f ( Use l o i I ) rr- i 1 " i .Itvcrloeal 1 It It also tl t \it5Kfa 2 * iun clyl itlott illf i c J • wgr Hg r in 1 ill dls aics ot i ifpt * vj 23r iruiiu Win riuil .l I I fiou rormloly Ir n.etsts < r tcntbyiuall COM1ION srv.1 l I in m CO . 78 Mate feti Let , CIiIlu.o HI D77J.E.MCGREW . . , 'A ho Villi 2Ymiu Sjsochilis , / T jRiarN ftuns irna scll i lr VtjMw fr > \Tl llSKtSE3 rr ' " ' ' w sj * . vM ? • - > 1 • I y n - \yJ i I ly c r llarro i 1 ( i " ' > 0) ) i ist nbs I itilr I VnU A// ) / run I hnl for L2lJML / / / / lo ki The lifo YgjjWVVV ir y hierot for Ma l r laMlSa . 'H7j.fexilt ' \ .lS . ii iilorroilr cosL'i.rtCBorati.i : Office b E Cor ldtn & Jnckson Sts Omulia , Neb , OM SO DAYS TRBAL- , sf + STTrgFTi ? * THIS NEW fliSSlELaSTIG tBUSS UiP5 , t ? i6f < ? W"'fSU " ' ad ( lllf-'rent Ire n al GhiiixSH Zt\ * olrs.lse \ pslape vlll Self KS Cf adjuslli Kl alllieintir ausita m /J/tFilrtoo1ll : | .uiloisolti ol oily Ullo S3 , /y il obolllnil ocip.proosea DOCK * ta * < f tbo IntQatlnoo liiBt oa n per owft.rlavjuhate-f 7M c rat rt t Hiaeafy 1 rut non id nH \ -ntlyi f\V u iUr8 u-eo ili uisioiT ( itiba 10 cucajp , uu SYPHILIS Can bo cut id hi JO to CO din s oy tilt usooftho Mafic tally Kor lalo only I j II o C ink llomo.ly Co of Omni a. l I rusk i Wrllo 11 us f or tl o I ( i es an 1 a 1 ir st of I atienls nho I ave hi en euri tail Iioiu wli 11 vu la\ui ru tool ilonlir bhlisisit | Use is i II at liusultraysbiill III oarlll of thui i l o iiimtilysl elans , ii I ui 111 lho Uscoitry ( f th i Co k llHiuolr I os 'MAIIIOItl MI'lll not 010 In Iltl/cvor I uvliu II odlscute 1 as litniir J \\t k ' trui lee to lure any taao that tan lo iroduutd 111 u wl o liato latum ereury | tash H K H a ausaltirnasor ( tier auvirtlsvd reuellts nttli oily teini rurybuullta tan n w bi prtii oully tun I I y (1 o uo t { It o MAUICHTMI III of llinujok Kuui lyi o o nulla Net nonaru of 1 umllutlons It is ut sulunly lu osslbluf r for any ether ii rs nutio i | ny 111 avn i irnnuulaura lyiuinuly llkoltlneno tunJrusulta 11 e 11 k lltiue ly Co , lias 1 ee i Ire ith * I otto its f r foir ) raandliavoalwaya i.lviu I trlott nalltlau lo i 11 ov arniluaiKlall ) iistonilblc lavhuntail talotovirlXiuWi i ukli tli Irtuarant ok ol \\a \ t illelt tl ) in st obitlnato i ihuh il u win I ave tried i very kni wu ru ui ly ui II i-l all hoi a of ru or ery Urriso nd Willi us an I lit u put you li ion e l ii < f uvl lente that 10 vl ici s lliu in st skull al Mark nl atxliat wosayi In lho in I you MINT u > a mr mauil-ukmi lit bif riyoucan bu leriun nil y cure I It it the most huroloblonli urllltri ror kn nn Unt for | urtlculurs All loiters loulldoii Hal PAiniflU He euro jou nro kettlni ; the Cook UAUIlUri Ilemi ly ( .on MaMo llemoly Nouo otbirs aio onuli e I arllia t lull li ir tuba uli'iiIs lor us uro linouort mil Iruu Is rull | artlo- ularsfiee Addrets all couiiuunlcailous to The Cook Hemedy Oo , 509 South 12th Street , m KsuLDKARDfl / K JAVA MOCHA / Ma pa A Potfect Aft Attain tonUliilrg 24 Frrj fcK" BMiilftil rhotogrjih | representing HtUb&i ttlUurl wto , | , , TMarld Cofto | ( ) | f „ on receipt of yout address CHASE & SANBORN , I3S BroidSt , Botton Wf item Dept 80 Franklin St , CHcigo , III f Pi n Fresh CM PEARSON &C2-- BALTIMORE Ma " clothing tl V/ / Can , I3TH& DCObE t > T3 OMAHA , Uk& roll TOE TBIUTXK.Vr or ALI iTPLIHNfJCS FOR DEFOnHITIES AID TRUSSE3.1 BcrFaclliUt0 ApparatusandB.piecidforBurcrssfn ! • Triatcacnt of vsry form tl u'segme yeou r a WnlCALorST/ROiOAI TKLA1 MEHT t NIHET/ROOMS FOM PATIENTS , ' Lt Bo rd Attfladanee Host ACkOmmodatona'nWssti iH s rcrWRirEFOKOIRCVIAKSoalJ formities an < > < dH Braces Irutses Clubfeet 0ur7 ttntsofejlis.il si , v&KJ ? Tumors , Oaacsr Oataxrb SronchlUs InhiUtloniC- ' flestrielt/ , Paralysis Fpiltpsy , KUnuy BlitiirJT Sy tar Gkinanihlsod andallBurclcalOrcratioiii DISEASES OpWMLi \ \ iSSEttX Siia iiKiUTKi iTEj.r ii iisni ihas in tiprAimu sryoB ttoxKn nil iMco MiMiiiS'r ( SrpiCTLT FIIIVAIf ) OUy BoUalle ZtodJoal IatUt Jtn eiauncu Bpic ally of PRIVATE D2.SE ABBS AM mood Dlitmi tueetrtfo j tretttJ tirpbl ltte t o ioQ rimoTii tr intht jiiru without totreurr hrn kt ort * tr 1 aint rorlui * of VITAL I Olt RU 1 • ilt * vnib e to Tl | f BiBityttttrrnts > lkt ho nebj corrri Qitnri A IcatrniuDtitW tlcuteoofl.liutlH MedHlo.Jcrla.iruiB.nlK.nttjmi lorab crMincarc rpHltl itaKirit ole < ] frai0etn tutontoAei' . Co | inoc > llrloril wprcf red tftadco&iu ) mtjr * nJ . blik.rrorroarrsi F ivj w will itnd U t-Ulu - r ri < ' ' " book to win , ri ? .DV . .fc.rivP2 ; llfl U c t sad Yarleocrli Tlttiqui * lee lUC Aildr _ OiiAiifl MKDicArv a BuituinAi msTiiuxa 11th and Dolgo BtrooU , 0UA1IA , VLB , zL -1 > sJi - AT XKE - > -l EXF05ITBQM ZZtJ - PARIS , 1S59 , The Highest Po3siblo Promlum , JTHD * ONLY * GRAND * PRIZE FOR CLVJHG MACHINES , WAS AWARDED TO lLEl R&UMFG.Ca . AND THE * 4GR0SS 0F THE LEQION OF HONOR ; X WAS CONFERRED UPON | NATHANIEL WHEELER , | The President of the Company ' WHEELER & WILSON MFG , CO , 18t 1H7 UitlinMi l\v , CIilonBO P. E. TLODMAT5T & Co 220 H. Kith St , OinitiiiNuI , ) , ( JOSEPH GllLOTTSl STEEL PENS GOLD MEDAL PARIS EXPOSITION liS j Nee 303-404-1 70J04. . ) THE MOST PERFECT OP PENS v 1 SHOElAtlSl i " " " C SSWS ' { ne . " . . ot loot * * aa m a uUC uH yd by O il llcndorsjo i , Oo of LlilcaKO-taoJ ' I torlo.iittliloaLo tlxoiilll , , au a loaflu Lno , I Wlt-aUouW write HAM ft WAIBON l M I * * * " * , "UUB * 1 U aa < marto t < u Kulibiri ,83 I