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SAYINGS OF THE FUNNY MEN ,
Waifs From the World of Wit and
Humor.
DIDN'T WANT ANY CHEAP TRASH.
Asked For a Drink , Not n Until
most a Proposnl A Vcrsntilo
Cnntrihuint Struck flic
Alan.
filio Couldn't Doubt It.
America : SoftpatoVliivtcher think
of the diuvgMiss Sprightly V Fine dnwfj
that.
that.Miss
Miss Sprightly IIo is a splendid
creature.
Softpato I huvo refused n cool thou-
Fnnd for him fuel I ussuro you. Would
it surprise you if I told , \ou thsit dawg
knows us much as I do ?
Miss Sprightly Not ut all.
Tlio Height or C'rncltv.
lowell CHion : Professor ( in the his
tory class ) Mi . fl/.7lor , what xnis tbo
torture on the wheel us practised in the
inquisition ?
I'izKlor ( who has not the faintostidca )
I reckon they iniiuo a follow ride a
bicycle , when they , found he'd never
been on a machine.
\VJsiloin In Miloncc.
Boston Courier : Yollowly We were
speaking of Whitcly the other dny I
Buld I thought him to bo a very intelli
gent man.
Brownly You epoke in fun , of course.
Yollowly Certainly not ; 1 was in
dead earnest.
Brownly Why , man.ho's dumb us an
oyster in coinouny. You never heard
him talk. Where does ho show his in
telligence ?
Yellowly Ilo shows it by kjoping liis
mouth shut.
_
Couldn't Fool Hor.
Lawrence American : Mrs. Lump-
IcltiB ( as the llali which her husband
eaid no caught nro brought on ) Joshua ,
you have deceived mo.
Mr. L. How , my dour ?
Mrs. L. ( taming the llsh ) You said
jou caught three Huh in Halt water , and
they nro ju.sl as fresli as they can bo.
Now I want to know where you bought
them.
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TIR | liOf > ttliiint ( } Drain ii.
American : Young Manager You
arc malting u grout doul of talk about
the legitimate drama. Now , I'd like to
know what jou mean by the loglUmnto
drama anyway ?
Old Manager The legitimate drama ,
my dear boy , is made up of those plays
whoso authors are dead and on which
managers need pay no royalty. .
Conti-ni-y to Nature.
Dostou Transcript : Ilobba An idea
has just como into my head.
Nobba Oh , como now ! That's con
trary to nature.
" What dye moan 5"1
"Nature , jou know , ubhora a vac
uum. "
1'UBtC.
Philadelphia Society : Idtiho million-
nireBs Whut's the tn-ieo of thorn there
books ? .iJookboller Th novel by
Henry James Is $1.50 anil that olothcopy
of Shnkt'spoaro'a "Iliunlot" in fill cents.
Idaho iiiiMIonulroBs Ulmmo the $1.50
bo6k. I don't want no cheap trash.
Charity.
Time : "Old Fiilo get hU broitkfiist ,
Jumes ? " "Yls , mum ; Ol gave him that
pace o' innto that was on hi-5 plalo. "
"Gave him that ? Why , J saw at least a
dozen ilies on it.1 "Well , Oi didn't < '
know , mum. Oi didn't like to waste it. "
"Oh , you needn't have thrown it away.
You might luivo given it to some poor
person. "
Life : Traveler ( from ICcntucky
Madam , win I get a drink Lore ? Lady
of the house Certainly ; there's the
woll. Traveler ( with a courtly gc.sturo )
Madam , yon misunderstand mo. I
don't wish to wash ray hands ; I want a
drinlt.
_
Jlc Can irht tun Itlitlit Ulan.
Chicago Ledger : Pcdlor I am in
troducing a new kind of hairbrush
which
Business Man ( impatiently ) I'vo no
use for a hair brush. Can't you see I
am bald ?
Pedler Yes , sir. _ Your lady , perhaps
haps-
Business- Mini She's bald , lee , ex
cept when she goes out.
Podlor Yes , sir. Child at homo ,
probably
Businefcs Man Only a month old.
Bald , too.
Podlor You're the very man I'vo
been wanting to meet for years. I'vo
got a restorer heio that would grow hair
on a vegetable marrow.
Vlnwotl Kroni a Uiflcrcnt Standpoint.
Watson's Illuminator : Young Wife
Yes , 1 am worried. You &ce Georgia has
gotten into such a habit , when wo go to
the thcntor , of going out between the
acts.
Friend Oh , ray dear , you look at it
the wrong way ; you ought to bo thank
ful that ho comes in between the drinks.
in "Hour n I MIT.
Wubhinglon Capital : ' 'Waiter , " she
inquired at the restaurant , "havo you
black ? ' " " "Woll
any bread "Ycs.miss. ,
you may bring mo some with alittlo
black colToo. " "Why , " exclaimed her
astonished escort , "Is that all you are
going to oat ? " " You must remember , "
Bho replied , "that I am in mourning
now , "
A Voriiutilo Author.
Now York Tribune : Maga/.lno Ed
itor Of all the would-bo authors who
send their Btuft to mo Scribbler is with
out doubt the most versatile.
Assistant Why , how is that ? I
thought ho was particularly dull.
"That is just it ; ho can bo dull in
inoro directions than any man in the
country.
Iio\v Tlmy nr Kpvvnrttrd.
Boston Transcript : "I never could
understand how man can bo got toloavo
their business to go into a political con
vention whqro their only diversion is
to breathe bad air and say ninon to
whatever has boon arranged before
hand. "
"Oh , that's easy enough. It sort o'
raises thorn in their own estimation. "
"Ho Who Flgiitu ami llnna Aivny. "
Joum d'Esprlt : An encounter with
pistols Is to como off at the Voslnot.
Tlio train loaves the station at 7 a. in.
The opponents meet at the booking of-
fico. Ouo of thorn aslib for u return
ticket. "You are qulto sure you will
como buck ? " the other anxiously in-
qulros.
" . "
"Perfectly sure.
"OhI than I tender
you my apolo
gies. "
\Vliy Ha Couldn't Hunt * It 1 lot.
Npw York Telegram : A surgeon was
examining for deafness nn applicant for
a pouhlon , and , to test the man'a loft
ear , held a u a toll at home distance and
him if ho could hoar it tick ,
The answer WUH ' 'No , " and the
Manufacturers and Wholesale Dralst's in
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A magnificent display of everything useful and ornamental in the
- furniture maker's art at reasonable prices.
reply was jrh en to repeated questions
as the watch was brought ncaier.
"Put him down totally deaf in the
left ear , ' ' the su-gcon said , aii'l , hold
ing the watch away from the man's
right ear , the same question was asked.
To his surprise the answer was the
same. It then occurred to the surgeon
to cMiminc his iv.iti-h.and ho found tir.it
it had stopped.
The examination was begun all over
again.
A. SK' | > in That Direction.
Commercial Traveler : "I must bo
very careful and not go too far with Mr.
Longfellow : it may lead to disaster , "
said Carrie , half musing , to herself.
"Why PO ? " s-nid Annie , who had just
come mi at the moment , "lias he pro-
po-edV'
"Oh , no ; ho merely asked mo if I
thought I could got' along with two
dresses u year. "
Tlio I'rlco of Aristocracy.
Life : Property owner { to organ
grinder ) "I'll give you 5 cents if you
will stop playing and clear out. ' ' Organ
grinder ( striking up "Sweet Violets" )
"Ten cents for brown stone fronta. "
A Gentleman of
Harper's Bn/ar : "Must you go. back
to town to-morrowV"
"Ve& ; on the early train. "
"But why1" "
"Duty calls. "
"But you told mo you had no business
that von were a gentleman of leisure. "
"H'm ! 'Well , yes , that's true. You
know I'm a young lawyer. "
According to Matliuiiintiow.
Chit-ago Ledger : "Willie , " said the
father , as ho opened the arithmetic the
little fellow brought homo and pro
ceeded to examine him on his lesson ,
, 'what will two apples plus two apples
makoV"
"If tlioy are wlicro I can get nt them
they will make a stomach ache , " re
plied the truthful boy.
Ho Should be HIIIIK
Munsov's Weekly : Fannie You
would think that an artist who has
studied so long in Paris ought to have
a bolter execution.
Kate Yes , dear , ho certainly ought
to bo executed , for Ihero is no doubt of
his having murdered several beautiful
subjects. _
How ti Won ir.
Lo Figaro : A lawyer gave a dinner
party , after which the gentlemen re
turned to smoke and chat. All at once
ho got up , loolc. down a/- sword which
formed part of a trophy , and , brandish
ing it in the air , exclaimed :
"Ah , gentlemen , I shall never forget
the dny when I draw thlsblutio for the
Urst time ! "
"Pray , where did you draw it7' . said
nn inquiring guest.
'At n rattle , " was a lajvycr'a simple
'
rejoinder. _ _
Years ago Joseph Uhfert , now of Un
ion Hill , N. .1. , loved a young girl living
in his native village in Germany. She
reciprocated his affections ; but when ho
was drafted into the German army she
married her second choice. Joseph
served out his torn ) us n sojdler and then
came to this country , Ho married , and
when his wife died about u year ago
there were ilx line children in his fam
ily. Joseph learned thai the husband
of his llrst love \\a9 dead , and he wrote
to the widow , offering sympathy and a
proposal of marriage , Sue , , , iijCceptod
both , and bringing with her the moder
ate fortune loft to her , cumo to this
country in the atoorago'of an ocean
steamship. Joseph mot her at Castle
Oar Jon , and they were married in New
York.
TWO LOVERS HAD AH LUNG
One Was Ah Win , But Lo Tarn Was
the Winner.
SOUGHT SOLACE IN THE STYX.
'u CoiiDlo Whom Ob.liu-ntc
I'.ironts bepnrntpil Fifty Yonri AJJO
KcMiu-mlicrctl in His Desert
ed Wife's Will.
liittlc Itoiniinocs.
No sooner had the schooner William
Rsnlou , from Kodat island , Alaska ,
docked at Lombard street , San Fran
cisco wharf , the other evening , than hoi-
captain posted lo llio morgue in order
that the coroner might be informed of a
ghastly incident which occurred at
Knilat island about three months ago.
Ah Win was ono of the Chinamen
hired by the company to work in their
salmon cannery , and wont north at the
opening ot the cu&on with the rest of
the batch , agreeing lo remain until the
season was over , when he was to bo re
turned to this city.
Ah Win was the youngest of the
party , being but twenty years of age ,
and had only arrived in this country a
few months before ho went to Alaska.
While in this city he pined for China
all the lima and was discontented and
homesick. Under such circumstances
ho made the acquaintance of Ah Lung ,
nChincse woman who lived on Bart-
lelt alloy , and llio two became fust
friends. Friendship was fol
lowed by mutual nITection , and
they secretly became engaged , Ah
Lung agieoiiig that when All Win had
made enough money to support her she
would abandon her mode of living and
cling to him forpvcr after. With the
hope of making an everlasting fortune
at some time .Ah Win was port-muled to
join a comim/iy / . 'of his countryman
bound for AliUiku , lo work in a cannery
Ah Lung , soon after her lover's de
parture , forget li 5r vows nnd wedded
Lo Turn , a clgarfiuiker who hud saved a
little money. '
The news of Ah Lung's faithlessness
was taken to Kodat island on the irah
of August , unfl tp ) | next morning Ah
Win's counlmnpn were frightened
half out of th.r" / . wjts at seeing his body
bunging f i om a beam in the cannery ,
stone dead , with the loiter announcing
Ah Lung's per ] ] } ] ) tightly grasped in
hip hand. , .
The body wys , 1/uricd / and exhumed
before the sqi ) 1)0,1)era ) departure , nnd
after being well Baited was placed in a
tin case , tightly sealed , and brought
back by the Henlon. II will some day
bo taken to China to bo buried among
Ah Win's ancestors.
Quito a romantic wedding took place
the other day in Bowlo , a town a few
miles west of Gainesville , Tex , Over
fifty youra ago a young couple know
each other in one of the eastern stales
and were engaged lo hn married. The
lady's parents objected and sent her to
Kuropu , where , after remaining some
years , she married nnd ijually came to
Texas , scaling in this county with her
husband , who has since died , The gen
tleman to , wiom she was Hr t engaged
went , boon after .tho departure of his
intended bride , lo Indiana , then the fur
wobt , where he bellied and has since rc-
uldort.
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PROF. F. C. FOWLER , Moodus , Conn.
couple IcuiMiod of oncli others where
abouts and a corrobuondonco was
opened. Tlic old lluino which once
burned in their licacls was rolcindlcd ,
and the other day the old gontloinnn ,
Mr. Williams , arrived from Indiana ,
and liabtily oroparntions wore made for
the \\cddingr , which took plnco in the
! M. H church in Bo\\io , Rev. Yclton ,
the pastor , ollicinlin .
News of the intended mni-ringo had
lealfcd out and the church was lillcd to
ovorJlowlng wkh an eager , expectant
crowd. At the conclusion of the
regular services Mr. Williams and his
intended bride. Mrs. Barnes entered
the church , walked to the alter , whore
whoro'lhoy were mot by the minister
and united in marriage , 'i'hoy are
each over seventy years old , and will
reside in Texas in future , both buin
quite wealthy. _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
Mr. William Bell for a number of
years taught bchool at Atascosa Post
Ollice , this county , for a very meagre
Biliary , saj.s a Han Antonio dispatch.
Ho had labored in America for twenty
years , and was no further ahead than
when ho started. Recently ho loft hero
for _ New York , where ho Loped to better
hiniBcIf. On reaching thorp he re
ceived news of the death of his wife in
Scotland. Ho had married her \\hou a
youth , and she was a lasnio on the hills
of Dundee. .Sho was of good family ,
and her people wcro wealthy. They
objected to the match , and after the
marriage made it to unpleasant for the
young people that Boll , in desperation ,
resolved lo nook his fortune in a now
world. Ho had not the money to bring
his bride with him. and was unwilling
to subject her to the privations
of a hard hfo. Ho bade hc -
good byo. and she promised to wait
patient ! until ho was able lo iclurn
for hor. She wont to her parents , and
Bell turned his buck upon the land of
his nativity. He was oaergotio and
economical , and willing to turn his
hand to anything. Ho tried lirst ono
thing and then another , anil lailod in
all. Chilled by disappointment , ho
drifted at last to southwobtorn Texas
and became a country pedagogue. The
old rotloH3 defciro to bo up and doing
overcame him and ho wont north again.
The nowb which reached him there
makes him the heir to JCIIO.OOO , which
falls to him through his dead wife. The
money came to him but recently
through the death of her parents , and
Hlio had written to Boll a .short tirno be
fore -bho died , lolling him that they
wcro rich at last , and bidding him como
homo. Ho got word of hoi-death and
the largo estate loft prior to the recap
tion of hoimibSiivo. . In a hoart-brokon
letter to friends here ho states that ho
O.Npeeled to hail for Scotland in a fu\v
days.
After living with n broKen ticck for
tw < Mity-llvo days , Caleb B. Toc.ior died
in Cooper hospital. Camden , yesterday ,
riays a I'hiladolphiu dispatch. By his
hi'dsldo when death came were the
faithful young woman lo whom ho was
ongugod lo bo miiricd. Miss Miasmor ,
and To/.ioi-'b nUter. The grief of the
former was heartrending. She had for
two.oolcH . expected her lever to recover -
cover , so favorable were his symptoms ,
and they both talked hopefully of their
approaching marriage. During the
tiino Tu/.ior uus at the hospital Miss
Miboiner was by his bedside almoit con
tinuously , and iiho was assiduous In
carini ; for the Injured num.
To4ici < 'jj ca o lias excited much intor-
eflu.iuong mrdical man , his long oslst-
uni'o undnr the circmustuncoH being
conoldorcd o.stroinolyromarkablo. The
victim's stroiic dotormlnalion to live
prolonged his Sifo considerably. Most
of the time ho uas puraly/cd from the
shoulder down. Death U thought to
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have resulted from exhaustion , the
body having wasted away to a more
shadow. A post-mortem examination
showed that the verlobro : were frac
tured in front of the neck as well as in
the back , wlicro two pieces of the verte
bras , each ilj inches long , wcro removed.
A show boat , owned by A. B. French ,
of Cincinnati , and styled the "New
Sojifrntion , " landed at our wharf ycatcr-
dn\ , says a Mount VernonInd. . special.
Two of'th oporformers , Will Colliding
and Grace Gee , came up to town , secured -
cured u license and were married. Bon
Gee , the manager of the boat , is the
young lady's father , and he was opposed
to the marriage , and when ho heard of
the event ho took the girl and locked
her up in the boat. Conkling wont to
the water's edge this morning and with
tears in his eyes asked for his wife.
The old man was inexorable and after
some parleying ho seized a shotgun and
ran the young man up the lovoo. The
boat departed with the girl atill a cap
tive. Conkling says ho will have his
wife if there is any law in the land.
An affecting scene was presented in u
local undertaker's parlors in Tacoina
the other day. In n collin was the body
of a young Norwegian woman , twenty-
live years of ago. The foot of the collin
rested on the lloor and the other end on
a chair. By the side of the casket ,
which contained the remains of his
dead love , stood a young Norwegian. A
photographer wan taking their pictures
together. The corpse of the yonnp-
woman was drosncd in white and the
profusion of llowors indicatno that lov
ing hands had cared for her. Her name
was Helena Eliusen. She arrived in
Tacoma from Norway several weeks ago ,
and was to luivo become the bride of
him whoso photograph wan taken with
hers. The young man's name was Olof
Anno.
The eight taps by which 4 o'clock
was announced upon the boll of the Hod
Star steamship Swlt'/orland an she lay
In the dock nt Philadelphia , ono after
noon recently , had hardly died away
when the sharp twang of the dinner
gong reverberated through the ship ,
and the steward marched through the
vcsfcol , fore and aft , crying : "Como to
the weddings ! Como lo the weddings !
Come on , everybody ! Two weddings in
the second cabin ! " There was a rush
of Htowards and stewardesses , ofllcorfl
and crows , and the few straggling pas
sengers who had not yet left the ship ,
and the cabin was crowded when Mag
istrate Ladner tied a double nuptial
knot and in ado husbands and wives of
tuo immigrant couples.
Among the 1210 immigrants who were
shipped at Antwerp by the Switzerland
were two young girls wno attracted the
attention of the stewardess , and at her
instance the immigration inspectors
told thorn that they would not bo per
mitted to land unless they should first
find husbands for themselves. The
girls wore Maria Mayor , who
came from Elborflold , Germany ,
and Pauline Volz , whoso homo
was In Frledburg , Germany. Among
the steerage passenger was also Fred-
crick Bchlo , who came from the homo
of Mlbs Meyer , and was bound for Do-
troll , which was the destination ot that
young woman ,
Upon finding that flho WIIH refused a
landing Bohlc stepped forward and in
formed the Immigration Inspectors that
lie was a friend of Mist. Mayor , and had
como with her from her homo. Ho
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claim Miss Vol ? as his wife. Ho came
from her native- place to New York a
fo\v wccksago.
With this bolulion of the trouble in
sight Immigration Inspector John J. S.
Itogors went up to Clerk Bird , of the
Orphans' court and procured n pair of
marriage licenses. When 1m ivturned
to the steamship Magistrate Ladnor
was summoned , the double marriage
ceremony waa performed , and lhot\\o
couples loft the ship rejoicing.
Old Farmer Jacob Rust lives about
four miles north of Albany Ky. , lias a
good mountain farm , and is very well
to-do _ in a rough and thinly peopled
region where a man with $10M ( ) ( ) is con
sidered rich. Mr. Rust has several
daughters , and Ellen , the oldest , is the
handsomest of them all. A young man
named Henry Courts from Ohio , whoso
parents had gene there from tint *
county , had boon spending the summer
among > s relatives nt Albany. Courts
brought with him n bicycle. Courts
foil in love with young Ellen Rust. Ho
pressed his courtship , and was accepted.
Fanner Rust was opposed. Henry and
Ellen waited. Ellen was of legal ago ,
and they could have easily eloped , but
tho.y did not wish to do that. They
wanted the old man's consent to the
wedding. The bicycle appeared to bo
Mr. Ruat'b chief objection. Ho did not
believe in it.
Henry would not put away his beloved -
loved machine. Ho loved Unit no.xt lo
Ellen , and ho meant to have both. On
Monday Ellen was vlmtiiii : in town at
the homo of a relative , and Henry
wont to see her. They \\oro get
ting angry at the old nmn'ri obdu
racy. " 1 will ride right out now , BOO
him and ask him again for your hand , "
Raid Henry , " ( mil if ho doesn't consent
I'll come back and we'll got married
anyway. You are of legal age and we
can have the ceremony performed here
in town. "
Ellen agreed. Henry mounted his
bicycle and started for Mr. Bust's place
The old man hud just como from a short
journey and his horoo and buckboard
were at the yard gate. The young man
made known his errand.
"I told you oncoboforo that you could
not marry her1 , said Mr. HuHl.
"Well , I am going to marry her any
how , " replied Courts. "She Is in toxvn
now. I am going back there and in loss
than nn hour she will bo my ulfo. "
'iTlion you will have to boat mo to
town , " replied Mr. Rust , "and I don't
tliink any velooipodo can got ahead of
my old mare and the bucKboard. If
yon get thoio ahead of mo I guess you
can have the girl. "
Henry mounted the machine , the old
man jumped into his Uuckboard.and the
Blurt was made. On n turnpike or level
load Courts could have easily distanced
the old marc , who was not us nwlft as
slio once was ; but H was an nltogolhor
different matter over the hills. But his
recent experiences with Hiich dilllcullicH
etooil him in good service , and , in Rpllo
of liin rough path , ho soon had the mitis-
factlon of passing ahead of the bumping
huckboard. Ho waved his hand glee
fully at his prospective fathor-ln-law ,
who was swearing nt his old mare and
endeavoring to whip her Into u fu&tnr
gait. He got two falls , but ho BOOH
righted hiinbolf and hlu wheel without
harm to either , and paused into town a
quarter of a mile ahead of Mr. Itust.
Ho then stopped for the latter to come
up , The furn\or \ looked at the machiiu *
a moment , ejaculated , "Well , I'll ' bo
denied ) " anil said nothing more. They
went to the Baptist preacher's hoiiho ,
tool : llio mlnistor across to the plauo
where Ellen wast stopping , and there
she and Courts wore married ,
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