THE OMAHA DAILY BEE : SUNDAY , SEPTEMBER 8 , 1889-SIXTEEN PAGES. E. ROSBWA BB , B Alto initMS OK sunscntrrioN. Dally ( Morning IMItlou ) including Sunday Hoi , One Voiir . . . MO 00 Tor K\t \ Month * . . . rm For Three Months . . . 260 The Omiilm Sunday Hoc , mailed to miy nddr. 0' , Ono Year . 200 Weekly Dec , Ono Year . . . S 00 OFMCBS. Omixna OUlco , Ilco UnlMlng. N. W. Corner Bovnntetnthnml 1 nrnnm Street * . Chicago omce. BJ7 liookcry llulldlng. Now York Office , Kooms H nna 15 Tribune WnShlnirton Omcc. No. Ml I'ourtcpnth Stroct. Council lllnlT onico. No , 12 1'onrlBtioot. Lincoln UUlco , IICM I'Bttoct , All communications rolntlnir to new * nnd edl- torlnl matter should bo addressed to the Keillor of tholloo. MOSINKSS LETTRI19. All business letters and remittances should bon < iarcss l to'Die Ilco Publishing company. Omaha. Draft * , chocks ami poitolllco oruora to bo mndo pnyablo to the order of the company , Tlio BBC PiiblisliiiiicSpaiiy , Proprietors , HER lIulldlnK I'nniiun ami Seventeenth Streets. I'll 14 I VlhY lllili Sworn Rtatpment of Circulation. Btnte of Nebraska , l , County of Douglas.BS | * George ) 11 , Tzschuck. secretary of The Ileo r Fubll nlnc Compiny , iloes solemnly swear thit i ? the nctunl circulation ofTnnlun.v UUP. for the week ending SeptemborT. ISJ'J. MM as tel lows : Sunday. Sept. 1 1P.FIW Monday. Kept. S 18,708 Tiicilftjr. fcopt it 1KMI Wednesday. Copt. 4 18'iTO Qliniadoy.Soiit , 6 18,71 ! ) lYldny. pept. 0 18,740 Baturdiiy , Sept. 7 18,811 Average 18.771 ' OKOItOK 11. TiWOUUOK. Gworn to before me ftndsuDicrlbod to in my prcsenco this 7th day of September. A. J ) . 18S-J. Weal. ] N. p. FE1U N otixry Public. Btato o Nebraska. I County of DoiiglM. fBS- UcorK'O II. Tzschuck , bclnR duly sworn , do- roses nml says that ho n secretary of The lloo J'ulillsliins company , thnt the actual averaRo daily clrc\ilntlon of THE DAILY Dnr for the month of September. 188,18.W ! ? copies ; for Oc tober 1S8H , 18,054 copies ; for November , 1883.18- . IW1 copies : rorlecembor. , 1888. l,22.t copies ; foi Jaunnry. 18KI. 18,574 , copies ; for February , 1883. J8onni copies ; for March. 181-0 , 18.8M copies ; for April. lkt . 18r iD copies ; for May. IbWI. 18.6HD K copies ; for June. I8B ! > . 18.858 , copies ; for.luly. 18W. 18,7J8colcs ] ; for August , 1NW. 1H.O > 1 copies. . . . OKO. II. iVsniticK. Rworn to before mo and subscribed In my prcBcnce this Ulat day of Augunt , A. 0.18-fl ) . [ BEAU ] N.I' , rr.iu Notary Public. Tun people of South Sixteenth street will put no moro faith in promises until they see the electric motors actually mote. Tim Illinois corn crop is seventy million bushels short this your. Ne braska will bo glad to supply the defi ciency from her surplus. As ST. Louis is over twenty-two million dollars in debt the late lienry Sbaw's bequest of five million dollars probably saved the poor old town from total bankruptcy. IT is to bo regretted that a more ex tensive and brilliant display of elec trical goods and contrivances had not boon arranged at the exposition. This could have boon made a great feature. VANDKHIHLT'S famous ten thousand dollar cook has thrown up his job and will rutho ) dough of the United Slates from oft his fingers. Th'is . is another proof that America has not yet reached the state of culture that can appreciate high art. TIIKUH is no use denying it , South Omaha was moat shabbily treated by some committooof the Merchants' wei < k entertainment which should have soon to it that the programme of taking vis itors through the Magic City was car ried out. THE Douglas county republican cbm- mitteo has very properly declined to arrogate to itself the power to ap point delegates to the state convention. It would have been a very bad precedent to establish. Mn. HKNIIY VILLAUD'S scheme to increase the bonded indebtedness of the Northern Paciiicseventeen millions in order to save two millions in charges is not finding 'favor. The way this Napoleon of finance is juggling with millions makes oven the stockholders catch their breath. 1 $ TUB female sullrago question seems I" to require more brain tissue than the I * "Wyoming constitutional convention has at its command. The longhaired mom- bora are anxious to graft woman suf frage upon their fundamental law > but inasmuch as it has failed to produce any perceptible beneficent effect on the pol itics and laws of the territory after eight years' trial , there is a prevailing senti ment that it would bo best to leave it out of the state constitution. f THK appeal of the ton thousand rail road brakemen sent to the inter state commerce commission asking that con- press by national legislation bring about the adoption of automatic brakes and couplers on freight cars should re- P colvo favorable consideration. When K it is berne in mind that nearly flvo l hundred men are killed and over four M-- thousand injured annually by reason of the present link and pin coupler the necessity of automatlo couplers on freight trains becomes manifest. If railroad managers can not bo induced to inaugurate this much needed change I voluntarily they should bo compelled to do so by the national legislature. I Tin : UK was a prolonged meeting of the cabinet yoatorday , at which' ' the chief matter discussed was the question ot an extra session of congress. It is understood that u negative decision was reached , as was to have boon expected in view of what the president IH re ported to have said on the subject to a member of congress , If it is a fact that the representatives from the now states could not roach Washington before No vember 10 , the president is right in thinking it unnecessary to call con gress together two wuoka in advance of the regular time of meeting , but there is no good reason why those rep resentatives could not bo in Washing ton by the llrst of November if it should ba necessary for them to do so. The "elections take place early in October , nnd throe weeks ought to bo arnplo time in which to muko an official canvass of the votes and issue the certificates of election. However , there would , per haps , bo nothing gained by uu extra eossion , uud the country will have quito enough ot the next congress it it shall not meet until the regular data in Do- combo r. The rivalry of the motor and con solidated horse railway and cable com panies promises togivo Omnlm superior suburban street car facilities. If the various extensions projected and under way are built this season the residents of the northwestern and southwestern portions of the city will all bo within easy reach ol the business center , and Omaha will be able to boast bettor street car facilities than any city of twlcolior population. Ills manifestly to the Interest of our citizens that tlio rivalry between the street fnr lines bo stimulated wherever and whenever It is possible to do so. Much will depend upon the action of the board of public works. Its policy in dealing with rival claimants to given thoroughfares should bo tons much as possible afford the people ple of any locality the bonofitof competi tion. The position which Mr. Kior- stead has taken with regard to the Lowe avonua nnd Cumlng street right of way tends in that direction. The residents of Wal nut mil should by all means bo given the choice of two routes to the heart of the city. With the choice of competing roads , they xvlll bo sure of more rapid transit and bettor accommodations. It would bo detrimental to the public in terests to grant the monopoly of travel to and from Walnut Hill to any ono line , when there is ample room for com petition by granting the right of way to rival lines over jJarallol thorough- faros. 77ID COW/1' / OAMPAIQX. As will bo soon by the report of the proceedings of the republican county central committee , the coming county convention is to bo composed of over ono hundred and sixty delegates. This will give everybody who intends to take an aclivo part In the fall campaign a chance to became a delegate and have a voice in making up the ticket. In view of the fact that largo bodies always move very slowly the committee very properly fixed the time of mooting for the convention in the forenoon. That will onnblo the con vention to got through with its work before sundown. We would not , however - ever , bo surprised if the coming conven tion would expedite its business more rapidly than conventions have done heretofore in this county. The very large number of delegates will compel the convention to abandon- the old method of nominating by paper ballot and substitute a viva wee vote by wnras and precincts. That will bo a stop in the right direction. It will checkmate double-dealers and sell-outs who conceal there broken pledges , trickery and treachery by the paper ballot. While there is a diversity of opinion as to the wisdom of nominating a county ticket more than a month ahead of the election , we can safely predict that the candidates and the central committee will find their time fully occupied from the 6th of October until after election. TO PEOPLE TllD NFA\r \ STATES. An organized movement for colonizing - ing the now states with negroes from the south is the very latest project for solving the race problem down south. The movement has received the ap proval of the conference of colored Methodist ministers in session .it Mil waukee the past week , and its promoter explains that nil the nrohminarics of a great negro oxodus'from the south to the new states have been arranged , so that results will bo apparent within a short time. lie says the movement has nothing whatever to do 'with politics , its only purpose being to enable these who desire to avail themselves of it to improve their conditions. The now states can furnish homos for half the negro population of the south , and , while it is not to bo expected that that proportion of them will leave the south , It is very probable that many thousands will avail themselves of FO excellent an opportunity to bettor their condition in all respects. If the move ment has boon organized on a practical basis , provision will bo made for enab ling these who dcsiro to leave the south to locate permanently on lands which they may ultimately own , and to enter ut once into developing the agricultural resources of the now states. Under such an arrangement the accession to the population of those states of an army of trained , and industrious farm hands inspired by an ambition to attain the best results pos sible from the now conditions , would bo a very great gain. A colonization echomo simply de signed to draw negroes away from the south , without making any provision for enabling them to become helpers In the work of development , would bo a wrong to them nnd to the communities of the now Stilton , and a further explana tion of the plan of the proposed exodus will bo awaited bj- these communities with anxious concern. * The exodus can hardly fail to create some anxiety in the south also. If it shall assume largo proportions it will diminish the supply of a class of labor very essential to that section , and which could not bo readily reulacod. The agricultural labor performed by the negroes of the south they are peculiarly adapted to and white people cannot do it BO well , nor can they bo found in largo numbers willing to do it. The southern advocates of negro colon ization admit the gravity of the labor question involved , but they profess willingness to suffer whatever loss may result if they can have the race contro versy removed. ' A serious reduction of the supply of negro labor in the south , compelling the employment of white labor to take Its place- , would increase very materially the cost of produc ing and gathering the cotton and other crops , and un - doubtcdly the white lubor would bo found loss tractable. The nygro agri cultural laborer of the south is easily discouraged , The experience of Kansas with negro colonization , which proved BO disas trous to thousands of poor nogrooa , should , however , bo u warning against Buoh wildcat Bohomoi ) . The climate of Kansas is much moro suitable for the southern negro than the frigid zone of the Dakotas , and Kansas was in every other respect moro suitable for coloniz ing the nogro. But Kansas became a graveyard for thousands of these deluded people , nnd other thousands , after en during much privation , were compelled to make their way back to the south as host they could. No well wisher of the negro will encourage this reckless ven ture. 1TAMAN IMM lOll Thcro has boon a great deal ot misin formation regarding the character of the Ivaltnns who como to the United States. The effect has been to create an unwarranted prejudice against these people , which in portions of the country pursues them relentlessly. In the cur rent number of the Political Science QuartcrlyNr. Eugene Schuylor presents a number ot very interesting facts re garding the general character of Italian immigrants , a Knowledge of which would remove the prejudice against them. Italian emigration is of two kinds temporary and permanent. The former are workers , skilled and unskilled , who leave Italy every spring to scok work in other countries , returning In the au tumn. Not many of this class como to the United States. Of these classed as permanent emigrants the num ber annually leaving Italy hjis in creased steadily during the past ton years. According to the most trustworthy statistics available the number in 1878 was only twenty thousand , while last year it was over ono hundred and seventy-five thousand , loss than one-fourth of which cnmo to the United States. The principal centers - tors ot emigration are Vonotla. Pied mont , Lomburdy , Campania , Calabria , the Basilicato , Abruzzl and Tuscany. The emigration from the largo cities is notii5ably small , being generally less than ono per cent of the population. While the general causes of omigratlbn from Italy nro the same as influ ence it from other countries , Mr. Sohuy- ler says that with respect to that from South Italy that the main causa can only bo expressed by the word "misery. " The agricultural laborers are paid most niggardly wages , and suffering among them is widespread. Those who can get out of the country do so , nnd tons ot thousands of this class have within the past two years accepted the liberal in ducements offered by the Argen tine Republic and gone to that country , in districts of which Italians are now a majority of the population. It is chiefly this class who como to the United States. These people hayo learned the value of thrift , and Mr. Schuyler describes them na a frugal , temperate and indus trious raco. "As1'tho Italians are no toriously hnrd-wprking and indus trious , " ho says , "they would prove extremely - tromoly desirable settlers , and in the second generation , good citizens , fop , the habit of thrift is ono to bo encouraged rather than discour aged in America * As to the fear that thcso people might intro duce a lower style of living , to tho-dot- rimont of the country , Mr. Schuyler regards it as unfounded. With regard to the general morality of the Italians the reports of American consuls give a favorable account. The percentage of illegitimacy is small , and llio 'personal observation of Mr. Schuyler in every part of Italy , during a residence of several years in the country , enables him to say that the criminal statis tics of Italy . will compare favorably with these of any other country. Ho says : "I have lived now for over three years on the outskirts of Alasaio , a town of six thousand inhabitants , about half-way between Nice and'Gbnoa. Theft Jioro is rare , burglary unknown , so that wo have slept for weeks with doors unlocked - locked and oven open , and never'think of lookiug them during the day , though the house may bo.quito deserted. , A. murder has not bfton known hero for fifty years , until recently 'in a quarrel between workmen from distant provinces. Illocitimato children are very rare ; crimes produced by lust are almost unknown. " The conclusion reached by Mr. Schuylor is that if the Italians' will re main in the United States they are a very desirable element to fuse with our motley population. "Thoy bring to us the logical qualities of the Latin race , and they show in a long run the effect of an experience which no other people in Europe has had of over two thou sand years of civilization. " At any rate , there is no good reason for appre hending any danger , socially , mor ally or politically , from the small addi tion annually made to our population from Italy. OUR FOREST AliEA. The forest area of Nebraska is about the smallest of any in the United States. Our naturally wooded district only comprises about throe per cent of the states topography , and It lies mostly along rivers whore it is of but little value. Of course there is but very lit tle consumption of natural timber in this state , for wo have not got it to consume. Compared with other states it amounts to nothing. What wo use as lumber and wood wo buy from other niarlcots. In the entire country over thirty bil lion feet of lumber , including ono hundred million railroad ties are consumed every year. It is cat I mu ted that fully one-fifth of the present forest area has boon stripped to make ties , and figuring from a certain basin the extent of this drain will in crease largely with the addition of now roads. At this rate it is only a question of time when the United States , wijl bo without timber * Tlio farmer who buys or settles a quarter-section of land and imagines that ho has a homo has only taken the first steps towards the accom plishment of his purpose. Moro than laud is required to make a farm , Water is as necessary us land , and to secure and keep water it is necessary to have trees. Accordingly throe requisites are necessary for a good farm , laud , water , and trees. The forestry laws in this country amount to but little in their present form , Each state enacts what it dooms proper and much hasty and crude legis lation has been adopted whore the question has boon raised at all , which is in but a very few of the states up to the present time. In Franco und C3or- inany the authorities compel persons cutting trooa to replant others in their stead and kindred wise provisions place the matldr in soinothintr like a safe condition for the present nnd future generations. In 1870 J. Sterling Morton , of Nebraska City , originated the idea ' 6t setting npart ono day in the year for the purpose of ulnnt- ing trees on our broad prairies. The legislature afterwards took the matter up and crcalod Arbor day , nnd recom mended that It should bo spent in plant ing trees. It haa boon so popular In Nebraska , and so.produdtivo ot good re sults , that o'tjiorstates have adopted our law. TlitJ enactment , however , has ( nothing compulsory about It , nnd after a while the novelty will wear off and the custom will sink into disuso. In Nebraska the lack of timber is not now very severely felt but , as stated , fine groves nro an invaluable adjunct to agricultural states for even many pur poses besides these named. Some intel ligent legislation Bhould bo enacted whereby our timbered nrou may bo mndo to assume moro respectable pro portions in the future. JOHN L. SULLIVAN announces that ho will endeavor to secure the nomina tion for congress in ono of the Boston districts , and says that in pursuit of this worthy ambition ho hopes to bo able to put aside loss meritorious aspirations. Ono ot the most celebrated pugilists of England was elected to parliament nnd became a comparatively respectable man. In this country the election of John Morrissey to congress had an Im proving olTtct upon his conduct. It is possible that a term in congress would make Sullivan a bettor behaved man than ho has boon , but it ho cannot bo reformed without sending him to congress - gross it were bettor to per rait him to servo out a term in the Mississippi pen. Congress already has quito enough to answer for. Tun Iowa supreme court has just de cided that liquors in original packages cannot be confiscated. This decisio'n has stimulated the contraband liquor trade to a considerable extent. With a few moro modifications of this sort pro hibition will bo n dead letter , not merely in the larger cities , like Burlington , Davenport , Dubuque and Council Bluffs , whore it never has boon enforced , btit in all the smaller towns and villages. THE Antwerp disaster is ono ot the most terrible of the many which will make this year memorable for great calamities. The loss of lifo is not so great as was at first feared , but there are many severely wounded , some of whom , it is apprehended , will not sur vive. It is by far the most serious European calamity of the present year. i. , , lilvlnsr In the 1'nst. , tl 0 Chicago Kcws. - , , , - ' There is no need of growing wildly hilar ious because thi Chicago base ball club has reached third place. It has led the league in days that are np more. IhonVq Gnu Dlo In Peace. JVc.io Yoik HeraM. A Massachusetts seer has Idndly post poned the smashing of this not wholly disa greeable planet until October" ? . This will give ample time to settle the bnso ball cham pionship , so it is renllv not so bail. . . 9 Wliy Grover Is Cautions. St. Laiit * Q Inlie-Democrat. Mr. Cleveland hesitates about crossing the Atlantic , it is said , because of a fear of sea sickness. Ho has not.yot forgotten the aw ful naasoa which came upon him when ho read the returns of the last presidential elec tion. Wo Shall Sec. > ; St. Louts HeinibUc , unt A ' ' The Chicago Ueof Barons refuse to bo in vestigated by the United States Senate un less they can bo investigated in their own way and by "friendly men. " It Is hard to i convince a Chicago Uuron that the Chicago .stock yards are not bigger than the'United States , but it can bo dono. " ' Armour nnd the Uocf Investigators. St. Lmta ( Pogl-Dltvutcli. Mr. Armour is confident that the sonnta will prove true to Plutocracy and will not think tlio less of him fin- treating with con tempt any I'oinuiitteo ol'senators. from gran ger states visiting Chicago on an antl-Pluto- crntio mission. Mr. Armour scorns to know that there are a good many men of his own kind in tlio senate who regard trusts and other monopoly combines as "private affairs" which should not bo inquired into very closely. On tlio Brink of n Volcano. Pi ovtde'ice Journal. A low sparks like this dock laborers' strike applied to the smoldering flros and there might bo an outbreak that , would startle the world. Now and t hen , as m the last few days , we got a glimpseat the tre mendous volcano of discontent and socialis tic feeling below the fair surface of the Eng lish industrial system ; and its chief value is to remind us that the socialistic movements , or la soon to bo , ono of the most pressing problems confronting the Eneltsn pooplo. The Crnnin Jurymen. Chicago Tribune. Extract Irora daily paper for the year 1937 : "Another half day \v as spout in afruitiosson- dcavor to secure jurors in the Cronin case. Court adjourned shortly after the noon hour on account of the unexpected death of Jury man Klamtn , who quietly expired of old ago , without leaving the box. It will bo remem bered by many of our old residuals that when this juror \vas accepted , some twenty * flvo or thirty years ago , wo expressed grave doubts as to his 'bodily ' vigor and power of endurance , " etc. , eta . J i I i m r - Hotter. Ttinn Cremation , Kcw Ynrk Sun. There Is a man in Denver who has an idea that the country ought to give up the present method 'of disposing of dead bodies nnd adopt ono w iich he suggests. Ho does not advocate cremation , aor anything else which , so far as is known , appears to have been suggested by any other person. His schema Is to freezottho itoad body in water , take the block of 190 in which tlio body has been frozen und curry it to the north and deposit - posit it on'tho B ip s , of ono of the Arctic teas. II o soys tjliai ho has already made some favorable progress , and that an Kiigllsh syndicate is considering the establishment of an international cemetery oa the shores of Uaffln's Uay , where ho says that f yturo generations may go-to find the faces of their ancestors of the nineteenth century 03 natural as life. "flic Katydid as a JJealrioe Kxyrctt. The Express was to-day shown a clipping from Tim OHAIIA. HEB of July 33. In the item reference Is made to certain frost prog nostications a * un outgrowth of a conversa tion ut DCS Moiues , la. , ia which Railroad Commissioner Day renmrftod ; "I am not at all superstitious , but Monday evening , July 23 , whllo I was at my homo In Iowa City , I htmrd thcjflrst kntyJtd sin ? , and the old ; bo- Hof thnt the first frost would follow In nix Weeks occurred to mo. That would bring the first frost on September 3 , most too cnny for thecorn. . " Other persons report having hoard the katydid sing thnt same evening , nnd tliero will bo a great deal of Interest taken In seeing how near the old aylnj ( comes truo. While the corn Is looking very line , a stinging frost as early as September 3 would have n very serious effect on It. The prognostication of the katydid has been realized barring n day. Last nlqht , beptembcr 4 , a urlilc frost did occur , but for tunately of not sufllclont severity to do any dnniago. Prof. Katydid is hereby nominated chin- otologist of the Iowa male unlvoroity. llcnl Republican Simp ) lolly. It cost Boston $0,000 to entertain Cleveland land and only $1,000 to entertain Harrison. Thli shows that , under the present adminis tration n first-class article Is to bo had at a much smaller price tlum an inferior ono cost when the democrats were In power. - o Hro'r Grndy Should Hnvo Como. Chicago Inta OcMn. The Atlanta Constitution ttld a good thing for the country when it auccocdcd In having n press car attached to the excursion train for Georgia farmers to visit the northwest. Hut It would have boon bettor had Mr. G raily Joined the party , so as to know some thing about the northwest himself. A Grm ol n Jlirymnn. CMcapo Tribune. Bailiff ( in a casual way ) Speaking about shows , what Is your opinion as to the proper location of the world's fair ? Party Addressed What fur kind of a dura thing Is n world's ' fuirl Bailiff ( triumphantly ) Como along , my friend. I want you for a Juryman I THIS AND THAT. Billings , the Iowa lawyer who killed young ICIngslov , plunges still deeper Into the vor tex of crime. Ho is now writing poetry. A citizen of Omaha writes to TUB BEB to announce thnt ho has invented perpetual motion ; that the machine is about finished , and that ho is ready to spring it upon the people as soon as ho Icarus whether there Is a prize offerqd for such a success. Ho is respectfully referred to Mr. Keoly's backers. The snub which the merchant's weoic people ple are said to have given the South Omaha puckers lias opened an almighty big cliUstn which the Brooklyn bridge could not scan. It will result in bringing to public attention petty Jealousies and local political prejudices which are shameful if not childish. It was Sheriff Coburn's chance to got baclc at his particular friends , the county commis sioners , and ho made the most'of it. Sullivan now wants to go to congress. And yet his friends insist that John is trying to reform. Even the impassable Chinaman sucumbsto the prevailing mania in Chicago. Blanche Loy lived happily with Cuing until they reached the city of the lake breeze when ho becaa to boat nnd otherwise abuse her and now she wants a divorce. AS OTHERS SEE US. a A Hair Truth. JOcjirer Republican. Denver lays over Omaha in business , thrift nnd enterprise of all' kinds , but the moun tain city must take a back scut in base ball matters. For this state of affairs the Denver people have Manager Ro wo largely to cuss. An Artist in Kcd. CTiicfnnntt Enquirer. Buffalo Bill's latest freak Is excessive en thusiasm for briu-a-brao and paintings. Ho is buying a whole gallery , nnd , singular to relate , eschews all pictures of a ruddy hue. "You BCO , " ho apologetically explains , "I can paint it red myself. " Kvcrybndy Chimes to Omaha. St. Jofciili Xciaa. Omaha Is no longer enterprising. There has been no cross-country chase to Council Bluffs lately. 'Omaha society is evidently fagged. lll ia Oatmirini ; France. tilitcaao Inter-Ocean. Parisians cal Buffalo Bill "Guillnumo do Bison. " The governor of Nebraska would do well to call Bill homo. The first thing United States people know Bill will bo Bou- luiigerlng Franco. HoVAn Out or Joint. Chicago Times. A Lincoln ( Neb. ) girl forced a man who had lied about her to got on his knees and apologize . Ho must have thought that the times were out of joint Our air IB thn Elixir. St. 1'aiil Globe. It is claimed that tha financial embarrass ment of u funeral casket company in Omaha is n sign of exceptional sulubrity , or thnt tno elixir is getting in its work. It may indicate that cheap pine is in use , or that mortuary people are unable to pay their way. Tluit Bogus Syndicate Sermon. ditcaun Mall. Talma go prcactiod in Omaha yesterday , discoursing from the tent "Thou art weighed in the balances and found wanting , " und now the residents of the young but self-con scious suburb are perplexed as to whether the great divine's visit can bo construed as a compliment or otherwise. An lixcbptlonnl Wcuk In Denver. flenver New . Denver loads Omaha m total clearings last week and also in the percentage of gain , the latter being 51.8 per cent. No largo lumps of English money came in , but the largo number of visitors to the firemen's tourna ment had an effect on trado. Hurrah For Ml is Illokey. Clilwaa Herald. The Herald's ' congratulations to Miss ICatlo Hickey , of Lincoln , Neb , , and moro power to the pretty hand with which she brought her shameless detractor to her knees. Baa cess , likewise , to the lying slanderer , whoso naiiio is Hoddish , and to all other scoundrels who make light of a woman's good name. Tlioy Nuud n Conn nil. Kew Orleans ( Ln. ) Ifcw > , Congressman-elect Council , of the First Nebraska Congressional district , has lately ' 'locked horns" with the gas monopolists of Omaha' , and has uomuout ahead I The Omu- hoes are no worsn off than are the people of Nuw Orleans , In fact they of the wood nnd wooly are not socked by the illuminating tyrants as heavily as are our citizens yet whore is the local David who will dare to face this Goliath of plunder } The Strrom unit the Poonlo , St. J'aul Plonttr-l'rtai. Omaha has just discovered that she Is not the owner of her own streets. Is St. Paul in the same condition ) If so wo should at least like to bo guaranteed the use of the alleys and sidewalks. COUNTRY BREEZES. \ lirotherlr Hohukc. Unlrin lAda.tr. It ho was not In the habit of drinking more ban wuti really good for him ho might bring suit against his countenance for libel , ana procure heavy damages. It is Retting so that rcspectnblo people cannot visit Plnltsmouth without having their names hornldcd broad cast ever the country In disrespectful wny by this old skunk of the Malu street sewer , Urn Didn't Need Mnoh. Chimney Iloctt TranfcHpt , Bon Walt 1 rebuilding the preacher's buggy nnd U making n good job of it. Ho had the Driver's whip anil an old nxlotrco for a starter , but that was enough for Ben , D.ul U'lll Mnvo to Gum it , dcntMffcurcf. . "Did" Hunter , of CboUca , will pum it a wlille , having loft all his teeth with Dr. Clark. U goes n little tough , but ho regards Clark as n Jim Dandy of n dentist and will fit himself with a brand now sot us soon ns his Jaws will bear it. An Apology to Helen , . /xiubii'llte ObiJrwr. In a local that appeared in last week's Ob server tlio word Miss was unintentionally omitted. Miss Helen Staiulor will plcnsa ac cept our apology. Uncle Jimmy's Cln ril'Oouvrc. fmti/oiit C'lfpjwr. Uncle Jimmy Hill , the veteran pioneer , the most artistic designer and painter of his ngo , is doing some tine worlt in the now town of Marsland , at W. E. Alexander's ' b.mk. When through with that ho will finish up another handsome stgu for the Clipper , in lluck nnd gold. Uho lliillli-s Hoi p. Scntla llti all. Some time ngo wo pall the high compli ment to Scotia ladles of saying that they were the smartest on earth , some of them Betting their washing on the line before S o'clock on Monday morning. Investigation nnd research , assisted by un interested party , since that time , lias proven to us thnt wo were wrong In part nnd thnt the lords und masters of the ladles deserve nt least n part of the praise. It is n fact that in the early hours of Monday mornings the said husbands are hustled out of bed by their ambitious spouses und made to turn the festive washing machine nnd twist the vermicular wringer until the last piece of linen gives up Its real estate. But hubby never hangs tlio clothes ou the line. Oh , no. That would give the snap away. Lot honor bo given to whom honor ia duo. l > ots of Kims lor rilly Cents. Scotia , ITciattl. During the session of the legislature last winter ivo were ordered by Secretary of SUte Laws to send the Hcr.ild to Represent ative H.inna. and "charge the same to him. Wo did so. In fact wo would have sent tlio paper to handsome Haniia anyhow , for wo knew ho would rather lese his bangs any time than bo without it After the brilliant session was ever wo sent our bill to the sec retary of st.ito for 50 cents ( cheap enough , oh ? ) , lu the course of a month or two ho O. K.'d it , and passed it on to Cruzau , chairman of the house conimitteo on public accounts. This gentleman , after deliberation woithy so weighty a matter , ndlxod his Gauliu signa ture to the document. Then the bill moved on to Tom M : Cook , ciork of the house. Toin signed it , and scat it on its travels to John C. Watson , speaker of the house. This gen tleman , uftor duo consideration , also put his John Hancock to the paper and sent it over to the auditor of public accounts. The audi tor mailed it back to the Herald for our sig nature , and it has gone back again. If it is approved by the auditor wo b'ellovo and trust that ho will issue a warrant for the 50 cents with the big name of Benton at the bottom , and forward the same to Scotia. Then wo will pack our grip , grasp our pass tightly , go to Lincoln , visit the state treasurer , and , on being pioporly identified , perhaps got our money. Voiily , it is hard fora poor news paper man to got his own. now isn't it ! Herald ยง 1.50 u year with premium. A Dlndcl Jirown County Jingle. Wo rush the publication of this issue in order to attend the reunion of old soldiers nt O'Neill. Wo ere going on a little further to the "folks" to got something to eat. A mother-in-law" is n mighty good "article" to have around. BUZZINGS. "What ! prohibition in Iowa , hn , hn , ha 111 , " said u well known liquor drummer who trav els through Iowa. "Why , my boy , 1 glory in my Iowa trado. It is the easiest snap in the world to sell whisky in Iowa or Kansas ; both of which states I cover. "Thcro nro many methods of getting whisky into those states unknown to the local authorities. What do 1 think of pro hibiting ? I'll toll you right now th.t there is no such thing as prohibition. I have been in the business for years , and n'Uhough I sell whisky I don't ' drink It. I have sold liquor in Iowa and Kansas , and got moro money out of It than I ever get out of Ne braska and Colorado. * "Why , go to AtchiRon , Kan. , for instance. If you are posted you can go to any of tho. . ciubs there , whore you will meet the city nnd county ofllccrs indulging in'their regular toddy. They are not drunkards by any moans , but they want their regular drink and get It. It Is the same In all towns throughout these states. "Iho means of getting liquor into prohibi tion states are manifold. Some of the most ingenious schemes for evading the spotters are practiced , much cleverer than any that are practiced in smuggling. "I was in an Iowa town lately and after supper sat on the hotel verandah. A boy of about fifteen years came to mo and asked mo If I was Mr. So-and-So. I said I was. Said lie , 'can you send mo a gallon of whisky for gl.50) ) ' I said I could not , that ho was n minor , and that I did not carry that clans of Roods. 'Well , ' said ho , 'ton of us boys chip. lied in 1Q cents uuloco and want to got a gal lon of whisky , and I thought you could sell It to us. ' " / questioned him , nnd he uald that boys Df his ago were in the habit of buying ivhisky nnd after getting it would go into the woods ami get beastly drunk. "This is a sad offset to the drinking of minors in non-prohibition states , wlioru boys who are Inclined to bo 'tough1 miiv some times go to low down saloons , play pool and Irink boor , but the systematic way that boys in Iowa towns go to work to buy the 'barrol uniso' quality of whisky by eubscrlption und jet beastly drunk is BO much worsu that the contrast cannot but bo fearfully alarming , ' < "I have just returned from a visit to Vic- oria , B. C. , " Bald a gentleman to the Buz- : cr , "und found It ono of the most beautiful , is well us urlstocrutlo cities on the conti nent. "The people nro mostly English , but tliero ire quite a number of Americans there in juaincss. Everything is run on the English ilan , Business , with the exception of tno retail trade , Is generally suspended after U , ) . m. , und everyone dines In the evening. "Tho theatres are very pretty , and full jvcnlng dress1 U do ricreur for anyone who ivisbe * to bo entirely in good form , The My is Burrcunded by beautiful drives und pleasure resorts , ana the latter part of the iftcrnoon is devoted to pleasure. There uro liany handsome turnouts on the drives jvcry afternoon , nnd Bwell young Eni'llsh. neu tool their handsome dog-carts behind jang-tallcd tandems. " 1 mot , at o hotel , the original "Chumloy , " from whom the character , ao ; levcrly played by Sothcrn , was drawn. I , VUB talking to the clerk unU board tbo Inira- table stutter known to these who have soon the play. ' ' 'S-sny , doah boy , can .you t-toll tn the way to the bawthsj" I turned nround nnd beheld n ImmUoino , though offcmlnato , young Englishman in dazzling white IlannoU with n broad blue sash , a monocle ana a bang. "Chumloy , " a * ho U generally called ) la ono ot the nights of Victoria , Ho is very wealthy , nnd U loitering nround the globe with hh bride , a beautiful und nrlstocrutlo English plrl. Ho outdoes even the famous Berry A'All in the number and extravagance oMils clothes. Ho has n suit for every hour of the day , and is an Inveterate ' 'lubber , " that i , ho bathes twice n day. Ho Imi n vnlot , who also ( Itesicsextravagantly , as ono of lils poraulMtos Is "Chumloy's" cast oft clothe : , of which there nro a largo number. Ho Is typical of n largo number of the yountf men of Victoria , but none of them can compote pete with him In luxurious dressing. " * "I hnvo got on to the wny a good many clerks In Omaha 'knock down' on their em ployers , " said a young professional mac. "I wont Into n atoro the other dny to purchase seven feet of n certain material , which came to 70 cents. I handed the clerk $ t and ho wrapped up the uoodi , filled out n ullji In hU book and took the dollar to the cashier. Ho returned with the chanro und handed mo CO cents nnd the slip , saying , 'They did bettor by you at the olllco than I did. ' "I didn't look at llio slip until 1 got homo nnd then noticed thnt ho had only chargad three feet , which amounted to SO cents. Ho had tn Ho to mo about the f > 0 cents bccauso ho had not got the right change from the ofllco to get more out of It for himself. I understand this Is done In nil llnoi of trade , by clerks who think their employers do not | ) tiy tliom well enough. "A merchant to whom I talked told mo that ho was awuro that it wai going on , but it was very dlfllctilt to ilotoot. Customers on whom It Is pfaycd , wliou they notice the difference ! between the nmoiiat of their pur chase , think it was merely on error. " * Our country cousins'afforded the towns people a good deal of amusement during the week. The motor ana cable lines attracted much attention fiom the visitors , und there were many narrow escapes from death , by curious ruralists. A strapping big farmer with cowhide boots , nnd a strip of buffalo roho under his chin couldn't understand what made "tho gol-dui nod cable kcars move , ho noulftn't see no cable. " When told that it was be neath the track lie got down on his hands nnd knees nnd gazed through the slot. While gazing a train swung nrouud the corner and struck the gentleman full in the seat of the trousers The ulr was torn with yells , and ho was picked tip somewhat a.ized by the suddenness of the thing , but was unhurt. A party of suburban maidens stood nl the corner of Furnam und Fourteenth streets nnd looked with uwe nt the motor cars. Ono of thorn called out , "Look , .Mag , see thorn i funny little wheels. Don'tthcyjo'itflyi"and ' they stooped down nnd gazed at the battery - ' tory under the car. "That's whore they ' keep the steam , " said ono. "No "tala't , -i neither , " said another ; "tho stcUm's in thnt ' round brass box in front. Guess I know. " j A delegation from the interior of Ibwuwho ( j had been for n longtime denied the luxury I of taking a driulc openly in u sure enough 1 saloon , availed themselves of the opportunity , J nna spent most of their time in visiting the < 1 fancy saloons. The first one they entered , 'I the spokesman loaned confidently over.tho 1 bar and wliisperod to the bartender , "Say , I bartender , give us some 'boobo. ' " The bartender - I tender thought ho was running In a now { ] drink on him , so ho said , "Wo llon't keep It j hero , sir. " The party filed out , and finally | found a place where un ox-Iowa bartender j was on duty. Ho , of con MO , understood J "beobo" to mean' beer , and gained their cus tom , which was lavish , during their visit. UNCOUN'S'REUGION. Two Kcmiirknlilo Documents From the IV M of tlio Martyr I'ri'Hldgnt. The Century. Lifo of Lincoln in August says : ' . 'Wo subjoin two papers from the liana of the president , one of ficial and the other private , which bear within themselves the imprint of a sincere devotion and a steadfast reli ance upon the power anil benignity of an overruling Providence. The first is an order which he issjod on the 10th. of November , 1801 , on the observance of Sunday : "Tho president , comtnandor-in-chiaf of the i army and navy , dcsiius and enjoins the or- ' dcrly observance of tl0 | Sabbath by the of- i llcers and men In tbo military and naval sor- , vice. The importance for man and beast of the prescribed weekly rest , tlio sacred rights j of Christian soldiers and sailors , n becoming j deference to the best uenttmcnt of Christian I people , nnd a duo roguru for the divine will , j demand that buuduy labor in the army and i navy bo reduced to the measure of strict no- j cessity. The dcclpilino nnd character of the I national forces should not suffer , nor the j cause they defend bo Imperiled , by the pro- j fanation of the day or the iiunio of the Most j High. 'At this time of public distress ( adopt- j Ing the words of Washington in 1770) ) men I may find enough to do in the service of their j God und their country without abandoning n themselves to vlco und immorality. ' The ' first general order is Usnecl by the luther of i his country after the declaration of Indopon- J donee indicated the spirit in wlilch our institution - - tution were founded und should ever bo do- ] fended. ' 1 hogoneral hopes and trusts that j over ofiicor nnd man will endeavor to live and act us becomes n Christian soldier , do. , fending the dourest rights und liberties of his country. ' " "Tho date of this remarkable order | leaves no possibility for the insinuation that it sprung from political purpose or | intention. Mr. Lincoln hud just boon re-elected bv an overwhelming major- j ity ; bis party was everywhere trium- I pliant ; his own personal popularity was I unbounded ; there was no temptation to I hypocrisy or deceit. There is no explanation - 1 nation of the order except that it was J the offspring of sincere conviction. Cut 1 if it may be said that this was , after all , 1 an oxotcrio utterance , springing from | these relations of religion and peed A , government which the wisest rulers f have always recognized in their inter- I courbo with the people , wo will give ono jj other document , of which riothing of' I the sort can bo said. It is a paper which 0 Mr. Lincoln wrote In September , 1802 , H while his mind was burdened with the j ] weightiest question of his lifo , the I weightiest with which this cqntury J has had to grapple. Wearied I with all the coiiBidorations of U law and of expediency with which ho i had boon struggling f of two years , lie j retired within himself and tried to fl bring some order into his thoughts by I rising above the wrangling of men and. j ] of parties , und pondering the relations n of human government to tlio divine. In i this frame of mind , absolutely dotaohod ,1 , from any earthly consldarut'ona ' , ho I wrote this meditation. It 1ms never ' ] bean published. It was not written to , 'J bo seen of men. It was punned in the ! \ awful btncoritybf a perfectly hotiobtsoul < | trying to bring itnolf into closur comJ munlon with its Maker. \i \ "I'ho will of God prevail * . In great con- J toils each party claims to act In accordance ( I with tha will of God. Both limy bo nnd ona Jl must bo wrong , God cannot bo for and acuiimt the uamo thing at the name timo. In ( m the present civil war it is quitu possible that God's purpose is Bouiothlnu different from the purpose of ulther party ; nnd yet the human - man instrumentalities , working just as they m do , uro of the boat adaptation to effect hi * fl purpose. I am almost ruudy to say that this fl Is probably true ; that God wllla this content J and wills that it shall not end yot. By hi * ft inoro great power on the minds of the novr \ \ contestants , ho could have cither saved or M destroyed the union without a human con * ( I tout. Yet the contest begun. And having $ betcuu hu could L'lvo unul victory to eltu r U ulilu uuy day , Yet the contest proceed * . " :1