Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, April 29, 1889, Page 5, Image 5
THE OMAHA DAILY BEE : 3IONDAY. APKIL 29 1889. . THE COMMERCIAL TRAVELER , "Kommorolal Klckor" oil Woatorp Iowa Railway Facilities. WANTS THE ILLINOIS CENTRAL. O'Unllllinn ntul tlic Clialr Cnr Hoi ) Scored Hy Culvb Nobb Onmlm Travel ing Minstrels. Tlio Imndlord'n Solution. A'cio 1'mlt S'in. Ten weary traveler * , illd you sayt Anil onch ono iiiaJo demand For a sliiRln room In that wayside Ian , And backed It up with saudl Nine rooms were all tlio landlord bad , And yat ho housed tlio ton , So thin It Is that puzzles you , ' "And many \viur nicu , " A , II , C , D , K , P and G , Nine rooms with 11 and T , T'vo men In A the landlord put , In lUho third could llu : The fourth in C. the Ilftli In D , Tlio sixth In E was closed. Tlio novontji In I'1 ' , tlio eighth In Q , And the ninth in II reposed ; And now you miy this landlord man From A abstracted One , Ana Into I the tenth ho put , And o the deed wus dotio. The truth is this : That landlord manSe So chanced his lucky star , Behold the real tenth gentleman Sneak softly toward the bar , And then ho felt lib uccd not fear To put a man in I , For well ho know the character Of the stuff ho sold for ryo. A close or so was sure to kill , And ho hud seen before Thiit ho who diired purtako thereof Slept on the bar room door. WcHtoni Iowa linllwnys. STUAUT , In. , April 28. To the Editor of Tins BKK : To the representatives of Omaha houses in Iowa it in apparent thnt Onmliti has not the rail facilities lior IrnJo deserves. Our goods nro nil right , prices bed rockLandour travelers ' -are a lot of perfect gentlemen , who makes friends nnd business for their IIOUHO in face of many obstacles , whuro- ever they po. Why don't wo have that road to Yankton ? Look at Sioux City , a little suburban town a hundred miles north us , with only ono business street in it , They can plnn , organize nnd atari to build n trunk line away out to Ogden , Utah , during the time it would take Omaha to make up her mind whether it would ho a good idea to agitate the project. There is the Illinois Central built within llfty miles of Omaha and ter minating at Onawn. la. I If wo had any enterprise that road would terminate in Omaha , not Council DlulTs , but Omaha , North Omaha. See what a magnificent Hold it would open for our merchants all the northern and western part of the great state of Iowa. There are a few of our merchants doing business in that territory now , but no wholesale grocery or hardware houses. There arc too many transfers , junctions , etc. , making tnw } too slow. Under the now Iowa law our rates would bo extremely favor able. George Francis Train's advice , "Boom Omaha , " has been thoroughly lived up to. What wo want now is not wind and real estate additions to Doug- laa county , hut work and enterprise. The eastern men who liavo como hereto to our city of late years with their hrains , money and enterprise nro the ones who have "boomed Omaha * ' and inndo it a city. Now , some of you old residents and claim jumpers , who have , "lain low" and sold all Mio real estate , and made barrels of money , got to the front and do something. KOMMKHCIAL KlCKKll. O'lluflnhnii nnd the Glinir Cnr. GltANl ) ISLAND , Nob. , April 28. To the Editor of Tun Bun : "Faith ! Oi ahud walk a barbed wire Unco , " said O'Hullahan , "and aint him a daisy ? " Mr. O'Hullahan had just entered the chair carbon the Missouri Pacific rail way at the town of M , and was sur prised to BOO the cnra furnished with uoh "all llrod foiuo bed seats , " as ho called them. "Sure , but things is changed , " ho ejaculated. The train bad pulled out of the station , but it was a long time before our hero could set tle down in his seat. IIo kept moving about almost continually , and It was evident that ho had not boon on the cara for many years , for he looked curi ously about , eyeing every noolc and cor ner of the ear. The bralcoman had oc casion to pass through the car , and Mr. O'll. stopped him , yelling at the top of his voice : "Say , mister , here's me ticket. I wants to got oil at Mr. J. Gil- hooly's farm at J "City. J3b wo near there know ? " Ho was told that the sta tion was not less than three hundret miles away , and that ho was not on i ] train that was faster than ono huudroi and fifty miles an hour. O'Hullahan took back his ticket , and for a spell , was quite at ease , us were the rest of the passengers. The "con" came on for tickets , ant reached Mr. O'llullnhan. "Does the thrntn shtop near Gilhooly's farm ? " asked that passenger. "lie says in his letthor that the thrain runs through his farm now , and ho had a high toimo to git ahead of the company on righto ) way. But Pat is the boy to jump on 'em wid hot foot. " The "con" paid little tlo attention. "Does vor know his woifoV" persisted Mr. O'liullahnn. "A folno lookin1 man loiko ye should know her. She is a folno lady , but she's dead. " The "con" had placed the usual rod ticket in Mr. O'llwlahau's ' hat and passed on. "I'lmt do I want wid a rod ticlcot in mo hat , do ho bo takin' mo fora'Turk'j" was the noxtsolilouy ] and the ticket was torn up. IIo wouldn't ' kick if it was t green one the car was given to under stand. "Och ? but this bees foino cars , all the confonioncos of the season,1' con tinued Pat. "And luk at that , " point ing to the newspapers the news ngcnl had placed on the seat in front while ho sold his fruit in the car ahead , "Iiuk at that , papers for the people t < pnss toimo wid. " "Soon the boy who had fjnised pass * ing his fruit about came and took hit papers to soil , placing the basket ol fruit whore the papers hud boon. About that time M.r. O'JI. wa hearc from ugain. "Luk at that , luk a' ' that , " and his audible musings were tc the olToct that the railroad not otilj furnished chair cars free but reading matter and fruit. First ho taokloc oranges , then bananas , and finally an plus , all going down with an extra rel ish. ish.Tho The boy who usually hits the travel ing pubflo pretty hard , made his ap poanvnco In the car again and it did no * tulco him long to notice Eomothlni wrong about the contents ot his frui buslcot. They had dwindled down con idnrubly. * . < "Say boy , " said O'H. , "tbat'a'gcXH fruit , wont yo have some ; might us will , the company's rich and besides I paid for mo tucket. I'll bo liberal and lot vo come in on it , as mo infant boy. " Take a bandana , hero. Yo'vo herd 'em talk so much about bandnas in society , yo might as well bo fashionable for the same money. They don't cost a cout. " "Don't thoyl" yelled the boy. "Soo hero , mister , I've just counted what's loft ot my fruit anu 1 BOO you owe mo 80 cents : four oranges , four bananas nnd six apples ; come shell out. " "Phwat's that. Eighty cents ! phat yo given us , 80 cental Does they belong - long to yo ? Why , I thought that come in as now accommodations. Eighty cents , faith , I didn't ' want no fruit , but seeing It there I thought I'd be polite and not refuse a present. " The boy compelled him to pay In full , although our hero foil that a compro mise would bo moro like It. " "Eighty cents for fruit , and only a mlto. Sure , I'll elvo yo a bushel of corn for that , " ho grumbled. The boy with the basket know his business ami the 80 cents was forthcom ing. Tlio lust I hoard Mr. O'llullalmn say as ho got oil the car was : "No moro of yer darned bed-chair cars for mo. Next tolme I go riding on the COM I'll either go with a rattle car or rldo of foot. I won't have 80 cents to throw up thin. Dommo. " JVM. Kuo. In truth , of all the intellectual weapons which have over boon wielded by man , the most terrible was the tnock- ory of Voltairo. Bigots and tyrants who liad never been moved by the cursing of millions turned palo at his name. Principles untiBsailcd by reason , princi ples which had forestood the fiercest attacks of powers , the most valuable truths , the most generous sentiments , the noblest and most graceful images , the purest reputations , the most august institutions began to look mouu and loathboino as soon as the withering smile wus turned upon thorn. Among inlldels , next to Voltaire , but next at a great distance , is Robert G. Iii- gorsoll. ludeedlngorsoll possesses some graces of head und heart which were painfully wanting to the "littlo grin ning skeleton. " Moro than ono eminent divine has turned aside from a bittur denunciation of the pernicious doctrine of the great scoffer to speak kindly of the gentle manners , the broad charity , and true nobility of soul of the man Inger&oll. That ho has grown somewhat in the favor of a largo class of men , who a short time ago lookeu upon him with venomous hatred , there can bo no doubt , for Colonel Ingon > oll's present methods of attacking religioa are very dillorcnt from what they were Bomo years ago. Many mon about Can ton and Peoria , III. , roinombur Unit when his time was divided between making democratic speeches and after ward republican speeches , and lam pooning all that is sacred , ho indulged in a coarse levity , vulgar ridicule and scurrilous abuse which bettor became a narrow soul and a mean intellect. Hut since Colonel Ingorsoll quit tbo stump , and crossed swords with Jeremiah Black , Dr. Fisher and the great Gladstone - * stone , his utterances have become moro dignified in character and moro re spectful in tone. Those who are accustomed to reading Colonel Ingorsoll's writings will , with out hesitation , admit that his most highly developed faculty is his imagin ation. Figures , metaphors and im ages , at once beautiful and brilliant , follow one another in quick succession. There is the wild untamed license of poetry in all his prose , an unvarnished fact is rarely staled. By his genius , arguments and historical truths are painted in glowing colors. ATI ordin ary fact passing through his brain , like a 'ray of light through a stained glass , becomes somewhat altered and unreal , but it is beautifully colored. The prob lem of human life , to solve which the ablest intellects , both of ancient and modern times have spout years of pain ful and elaborate study , Ingorsoll charges upon with a sally of wit und u dazzling display of imagination , sets up his Hag in triumph , and shouts , "I have sottlcd it. Wo do not know. " Colonel Ingorsoll's imagination has fashioned for him an ideal world. There justice is God , humanity is re ligion , homo is heaven , and love sits ou throned as queen , These men do not regret the past nor dread the future. The purpose of life is to enjoy the pres ent. In every cheek are dimples of joy , from every throat ring peals of laughter. The flowers of kindness and gratitude are scattered about in luxuri ant profusion. On the walls are hung gilded inscriptions : "An honest God won't damn nn honest man. " Fear is a cruel monster. Why should we bo afraid to meet what all the dead have mot. Sweet is the lute to him who has never heard the innocent prattle of children. Honesty is the oak around which all other virtues cling. Liberty , fraternity nnd equality. " The scene is lighted by the genius of the colonel , und made "bright as the domed firma ment inlaid with suns. " Whoever outers the charmed Utopia and comus under the wand of tlio ma gician will sopti find in the midst of his inebriation of delight - light that his reason has been led a cap tive. tive.But when Colonel Ingorsoll withdraws Ins imagination and stoops to cold facts and plain figures , then the vulnerable heel of Achilles becomes exposed. IIo who runs , or a traveling man , may then discover the fuluclesof his position. In the current number of the North American Review , Colonel Ingersoll contributes an article entitled , ' 'Prof. Huxley and Agnosticism , " which you published in your issue of the 14th in stant. In that article , for the purpose of disproving the authenticity of the books of the Old Testament , Colonel In gorsoll makes use of the following lan guage : "How is it possible to know whether the reputed authors of the Old Testumout'uro the real ouesV The wit nesses are dnad. The lips that could testify are dust. Between those shores roll the waves of many centuries" . Who knows whether sucii a man as Moses existed or not ? As ho asks about a remark made by the principal of King's college , "Is it possible to put into ordinary English a moro perfect absurdity:1" : Hiid the language boon used by a less distinguished person than Colonoringorsoll , would It over have been put into print ? Does tlio death of the witnesses falsify their testimony'/ Does tlio ago of a fact impeach its truth'/ If the argument proves anything , does it not prove the non-existence of every noted inun in history'/ Are not the witnesses who could testify as to the existence - istonco of Julius Cresar dead'/ Are not the lips dustV Have not the wuvcb of many centuries rolled between'/ Does any one doubt that Julius Cimar ruled the Roman empire any moro than he doubts that Benjamin Harrison gov erns the United States'/ / Does the ago of n fact which has como down to us through centuries , in song and story , on marble , on canvass , on bron/.ft and coin , throw a suspicion on its gunuineucssV Is it not a fact that many mon and many truths , ob scured for the time by prejudice , pas sion und self-interest , coimi out iu after .years , like the sUirs./ / Could anything be more impudoatly ridiculous thuu for a man ine the nliitooiuh century to rite up aud say of a fart that has been EVERY DA "Wo are opening now lota of Spring Suits. r Our trade lias boon oaormous , aud it keeps our buyer busy scouring the market Wo have always takou the load in Men's and Young Mon'd Suits , and liavo always put our main "force " iu that part of our business , as wo can show the customer in a suit moro than iu any other article the great difference batw eon our prices and those of other houses and convince him of the amount of money he can save. The Suits we are getting in now are already from our second purchase , which as a rule are duplicated at from 15 to 20 per cent less than goods bought early in the season , and adhering to our fixed rule to always let our customers share in the benefits of the bargains we are getting , we are now in a position to offer many suits of rich and select patterns , pro ductions of the best manufacturers in the country at prices which you would have to pay elsewhere for ordinary and lower grade goods. As an extraordinary bargain we offer to-day About 400 very fine Cheviot Suits---Sacks and Cutaway Frocks at $10.50 , When you see this suit you will say that this is a ridiculously low price for such goods. The quality is A 1. They are all in now designs and combinations of plaids , mostly light shades ; some are faced with silk , and the general make-up of the o suits is like first-class custom work. There are a few solid blue cheviots among thorn , wide wales and checks , which a re now so popular. It is a pleasure for us to show and offer these suits in competition with suits for which other houses ask $16.00 or $18.00. Another special bargain we place on sale to-morrow is : 250 very good all-wool Cassimero Sack Suits at $5.90. Wo have never sold a suit of equal quality for less than $57.50 , and we would consider this suit very cheap at that price- There are two shades , a dark brown and a dark grey , both very neat. It will make a good business suit , as it is of excellent quality , well made , looks as good and will give fully as good satisfaction as any suit you pay $10.00 for. In connection with this suit sale wo will offer this week extraordinary inducements in Spring Overcoats , as we are deairoas to cioaa them all out before the season is over. Wo have marked them down to figures which will induce you to buy ono , even if you did not intend to. Corner Douglas and Fourteenth Streets , Omaha. handed down to us from one ago to an other through all the ccnturiirf , that was accepted as true by Milton , Locke and Newton and the wise men of _ eueh generation , "I don't believe it ; it is too old to bo true ; the witnesses are dead ; the lips that could testify are di-Ht ; bc- twoun those shores roll the waves of many centuries'/ " The argument does tint justify seri ous consideration. The siunc argument used in a country school debuting so ciot.v to disprove the existence of ilor- cule's would bo met with ridicule and contempt , and yet by such logic would Colonel Ingorsoll destroy tbo lastbolaco of earthly misery and the only hone of future joy. CAM : Noun. Trnvolini * Mlnstrel * . T. .T. Huotson , of the Philadelphia Optical company , E. K. Edwr.rdh , of the Buum Hardware company , and C. II. Annan , of the Carter White Lead com pany , formed a merry trio on the Northwestern last wcolc. It's a wonder some first-ciass minstrel company doesn't try and hire them. Their sing ing was worthy of most burnt cork artists. Especially worthy of commen dation was their rendition of "Who Built do Ark" and v'Olo Kbono/.er. " Annan sings a good baritone. Edwards does the heavy work in tlio basso pro- fundo line , and Hudson puts in the minors and variations with a nice , clear tenor. The boys ought always ) to travel tocrothor aud lulverlibo a boner with every order. Honoring I lie TrnvoHiiR Men. At a meeting of the business men of Hastings it was decided to give a grand ball aud banquet to the traveling mon of the state at the Hotel Bostvvick on May ! 5. The movement is in good hands nnd' will result in great pleasure for the traveling mon and honor for Hustings. Samples. Milton Hill , with the Liningcr-Mot- calf company , came homo for Sunday. II. B. Hogan , representing Kirken- dall < StJones , Suiidayed in the metrop olis. olis.A. A. J. Thompson , with the Kilpntrlck- Koch Dry Goods company , spent Sun day iu tbo city. T. B. Harlan came in .yesterday from a successful western trip for the Consol idated Tank Lino. P. M. Toblu , with the Schuylor Gun company , wont wet Friday. All days are lucky for Tobin , as his order-book bears emphatic witness. J. II. Stringfollow , Garncau's man in Iowa and southern Dakota , is in tlio city. Ho reports an increasing busi ness despite heavy competition. Dillon & YKriiall , the enterprising proprietors of the Hotel Bostwick , at Hustings , have thoroughly refurnished their house and will tender a free ball to the traveling moiion Friday ovonintr , May ! J. Ono of the many handsome traveling men in Omaha is wearing u helmet hat lined with steel. Ho adopted the new style of headgear after ho had his silk dicer mashed in with u loaded cane lit Creston , la. E. R. Do Vault , and W. S. Holphroy , the U Xu Brummoll of Omaha road aegK > , uro waiting for the approaoh of the next month with an "R , " when they will renew their labors for the Booth Packing company , C. W. Gring , who has been ropro * sonting the McGlurp Cracker company , ou the Fremont , Elkhorn & Missouri Valley , has resigned and gone buok to his old busine'ss , He has bought Charles Riouo's undertaking establish ment at 100'J ' Farnam street. Gilmour & Ruhl , wholesale clothiers , have just closed a very successful sea son's business. James Korkondull , Frank Hunter , G , W. Brodorlck aud J. E , Corbott , the firm's commercial emis saries , leave to-day for Columbus , O. , on a vacation of a mouth , when they will return to CO out with full samples , A FOUL , FIENDISH CRIM. . < , A Boatial Our Iftidnaps and Out- an Imbecile Woman. THE BRUTAL WRETCH ESCAPES. 1'rrparntlnns \ir tlio Annual RScct- iii ol' the I'lll Cum pounders Tlio Coining 31 nrsltnl ol' Lincoln. LIXCOI. : ; LJUUKAU OP TUB OMittUaa , I lOJ'J ' 1' SfRHET , > LINCOLN . April 29. I Not Ions since Sirs. Charles Pishor was committed to the Uurman homo , east of this city , in u montul state little short of imbe cility. It seems , however , that the poor woman returned romembr nco of homo , Hus band and little boy , for u day or two since she lied the good matron's care unaor which she hud boon nlaced and relumed to her hus band , who lives on South Ninth street , 10- twruu l-i and M , where she remained until this mornitifr. Mrs. Fisher ia a slight , Ir.iil woman and iu a ututo of mind that gives her no power to do un Intelligent act. la fuel , she is as helpless us a baba , and can lie treated us ono without knowmc whether she is m the hands of a friend or enemy. She WAS tond'rly cared for by her husband , when at home , but ho is a hamessmakor and must conseuuentl.v be uway Iroax homo most of the timo. During his absence his son , a young boy , watches his mother. Last evening a mun went to Fisher's homo and told his little boy that thuro was a package of meat at u cerluin market , and that his father had told him to go and Ret it. The little follow was disturbed , not wishing to lo.ivo his mother and said bald so , where upon the man offered to stay und guard the house while ho wai Ktmo. Obediently tlio boy then went upon his errand , but found nothing where ho hail been scut. On his re turn his mother was cone. lie ran to his father who immediately sot the nolieo to looking her 1111 , not even then thinking any thing wrong. Hut the poor woman was found on Twelfth street , having been turned loose by the fellow , after no nail outraged her parson. As yet no satisfactory clue hus been received as to thn perpetrators of the inhuman outrage. Disirust and Indignation is expressed by the few who have he.ml of it , and tar and feathers will certainly bo used if ho is caught. Tlio Cliiirmncoiitiaul Opnvontlon. Secretary O. J. Oarbaugh will close the books of the stale pharmaceutical associa tion for the year.Muy J , On the lltii,15tluuil [ lUtli of the monththoiiBsodatlou will meet In Htato convention at tlio cupitbl building. It is understood that the sessions will tu held in the senate chamber and that the exhibits will bu placed in reiirqsontativo hall. Our- im ; the session i'rof.&icholHon , of the state university , will deliver a loeturo on chem istry. The pr sy programme will bo closed by a ball , which is ( froiniscit to be as near porlcct as western facilities will permit. The association wi\l \ .visit Cusliman park , having accented thy vor.V generous invita tion of Mr , IS. H. Andrews. This visit will probably bamada ontjfu f&th. The conven tion will bo the impo'rftmt meeting of the as sociation for the ycai ; ISi'J , Carder the Man. It Is oniclolly annotiHccd that \V. W. Carder will succeed P , II , Copper us marshal of the city of Lincoln , but tin * announcement cre ates no surprise whatever. IJut , of course , the knowing ones put up the old cry , "I told you BO , " It Is generally conceded that Mr. Carder will make an etUelcnt head for the police force. Mayor Graham , who , under tbo now charter , has the sole responsibility of the police force , gave Mr , Carder notice ycstorduy that hit appointment had been made , und ho would be expected to asaumo bis ofllcial duties on the 1st day of Juno. "Tho oflloe of marshal Is an Important one. It deems to ) > o felt generally that Mr , Carder will make a good ono. He ls Indorsed by the oxolae board and largo numbers of the best peonlo of this city , Ho Is an old and tried republican , and ono of the oldest and best citizens of Lincoln. " So said a prominent member of the party last night. ' An Unneoesonry IiujucHt. To the surprise of everybody Coroner Shomakcs last evening empaneled a jury und bold un inquest over the body of Thomas Kiuuoy , the Thursday oveuing suicide , ftotk- iuc aside from the facts already known de veloped. 'Those were fully known the morn ing alter the tragedy. A moment's investi gation only was necessary to convince any one of the causes that led to Klnney's ueath. "I thought,1' remarked a Lincoln citizen this morning , -'that the object of inquests was only to determine upon the facts that led to sudden or mysterious deaths. Hut the more wo live the more wo llml out. It seems that Cormier's inquests arc hold to crcuto jur.v lees and other intending expenses. Why , 1 toll you , there was no moro use of holding un inquest over Kmney's remains than there is over the aveiage hospital death , and I think it is a shame to put these needless expenses upon the county. The causes of the old man's death were us plain as the nose ou a man's face , and tliero wan no cnll for the Sn- < | iicst Shomakes and a Jmi hold last right , and I move that the expenses be taxed up to him. " * buncd from Undertaker Kinney was to-day taker Haton's rooms at 2 o'clock at the ex pense of the county. DeoeuseU's friends , if ho had any , fulled to s > cnd instructions. City NCWH and Notes. The pamo of base ball between tlio Uaton & Smith's and the university teams , on the Missouri Pacillc grounds yesterday after noon , resulted in a victory for thu first named team. Score , 10 to 0. The social order of Khss banquet Hon. Patrick Egan to-morrow evening. A large number of special invitations huvo been issued. Hon. Et'un expects to start for Chill 'Ihurbd.iy evening. Tlio man who thought to wet his whistle to-duv wus grievously disappointed. Wind ing puths were nil barred and there was no entrance to the saloons in any part of the city Topers cussed , hut Lincoln's citizens generally rejoice that the Sundiiy law prom ises to be enforced. Bob Wood's murderers , John Taylor , Charles Curtis and Mrs. Woods , nassed the Uay at the penitentiary , where thov expressed - pressed a wish to Im taken to worship the Muster. Though almostu t > acrollglons re quest it was granted. Tills precious trio evi dently still fear a visit from a lynching paity. The Stanford stud of horses which has boon quartered at the exposition grounds during the pist week , will resume Its jour ney to New York to-morrow. Thousands of lioople visited the stud to-day. Tim plans for the Grand opera house to bo erected hv the Modern Woodman , unless some unforaeeii event interposes , huvo been prepared by Mr. I'facey and can now bo scon attheroonibof the architect. If built , it will certainly bo un ornament to the city. The height is four stories und the ground floor 100x1-13 feet. It will seat about two .thousand people. The auditorium will bo on tbo ground floor , nnd Kfrectivo. Hiusmir.Tii'b Pji.i/9 are the safest and most effective remedy for indigestion , irregularity of the bowels , constipation , biliousness , Imadocho , dizziness , malaria , or any disease arising from nn Impure state of the blood. They have boon in use jij. this country forever over fifty years , and tlio thousands of unlm- pcacliublu testimonials from those who have used them , and their constantly Increasing sale , Is incontrovertible evidence that they perform till that U claimed for them , UIUNIWIITII'S PILLS uro purely vegetable , absolutely harmless , uud sufu to tuko ut any time. Sold in every arug and medicine store , either plain or sugar coated , J , II. Vandu/.er , with Falrull tc Co , , is ono of tlio oldest bulesmon iu Nebraska. Ho has carried sampler for twenty-live years and understands the grocery busi ness fco thoroughly that he never carries a price libt. His employers , Fairull & Co. , syrup manufacturers and refiners , have succeeded so well in Omaha that they will build u mammoth factory mid warehouse at the corner ol Eighth uud Farnam that will bo as largo as any establishment of the kind in Chicago. The firm employs six traveling salesmen , Arlvicu to Mother * . Mrs. Winslow's ' Soothing Syrup should al > ways boused forohlldroq teething. It soothes the child , softens the gums , ullayt ull pain , cures wind colic , mid Is the bust remedy far dlarj'hiea. 25con ts a bottle , Hcnt Homo by tlio City. Charles Mason came In from Chndron ycy- terday , a cripple from ( ho effects of Inllam matory rheumatism. Ho was sent to bis home ut Hubbcl , la , , by tbo city. OMAHA N. W , Cor. 13tli and Dodge Sts. , Omaha , Neb. THE LARGEST MEDICAL INSTITUTE IN THE WEST JTOK Till ? TURATMUNT OP ALT * Chronic and Surgical Diseases and Diseases of tlia Eye and Ear , PARTICULAR ATTENTION PAID TO DEFORMITIES , DISEASES OF WOMEN , DISEASES OF THE URINARY AND SEXUAL ORGANS , PRIVATE DISEASES , DISEASES OF THE NERVOUS SYSTEM , LUNG AND THROAT DISEASLS , SURGICAL OPERATIONS , EPILEPSY OR FITS , PILES , CANCERS , TUMORS , Etc. J. W. McMENAMY , M. D. , President , And Consulting 1'liyslclan mid Surgeon. Organized with a full staff of Skilled Physicians , Snrgeons anil Trained Kim This establishment is a permanent medical institution , conducted by thoroughly educated physicians and smgeons of acknowledged skill and experience. The Institute bindings , situated ou the northwest corner of Thirteenth and Dodge streets , is composed of two largo threo-sU > ry brick bindings of over ninety rooms , containing our Medical , Surgical and Consultation Rooms , Drugstore , laboratory , Offices , Manufactory of Surgical Appliances and braces , and the Boarding Depart ment for Patients , in charge of competent persons , constituting the largest and the most thoroughly equipped Medical and Surgical Establishment in the West , one of the three largest in the United States , and second to none. Wo have superior advantages and facilities for treating diseases , performing surgical operations , boarding and nursing patients , which , combined with our acknowledged ability , experience , responsibility and reputation , should make the Omaha Medical and Surgical Institute the ( Irst choice. You can come direct to the Institute , day or night , as we have hotel accommo dations as good and as cheap as any in the city. We make this explanation for the benefit of persons who may fool inclined to go further east for medical or surgical treatment and do not appieciato the fact that Omaha possesses the largest and most complete Medical and Surgical Insti tute west of Now York , with a capital of over $100,000. DEFORMITIES OF THE HUMAN BODY. W a APPLIANCES roil DEFORMI Q TIES AND TllUSSES. H [ Q Best Facilities , Apparatus and Remedies for Successful Treatment ot every form of l > l.scaso requiring MEDICAL or SUIIG1CAJL TKEA.TMJSNT. In this department , we are especially successful. Our claims of superiority over all otheis aio based upon the fact that this is the only medical establishment man ufacturing surgical braces and appliances for each individual case. Wo have Unco skilled instrument makers in our employ , with improved machinery , and have all the latest inventions , as well as our own patents and improvements , the lesult of twenty yeara' experience. The treatment of diseases by electricity lias undergone great changes within the past few yeara , and electricity is now acknowledged by all schools of medicine as the gioat remedy in ail chronic , special and nerve diseases , for nervous debility , par alysis , rheumatism , diseases of women , etc. , and in many eye and ear diseases it is tlio most valuable of all remedies. In order to obtain its full viitues , it is absolutely necessary to have the proper apparatus. AVe have lately purchased three of the hugest and most complete batteries manufactured , so constructed as to give the most gentle as well as the most powerful current. Persons treated at this Institute by electricity recognize ut once the difference between our expensive and complete electrical apparatus and the common , cheap batteries , in use by many physicians. Over 15,000 dollars in vested in electiical apparatus. PRBVATE , SPECIAL , NERVOUS Wo claim to bo tlio only reliable , responsible establishment in the west making a specially of this class of diseases. Dr. MuMonuniy vyas one jf the first thoiough- ly educated physicians to make a special study of this class of diseases , and his methods and inventions liavo been adopted by .specialists In Europe and Atnetica. lie is the inventor of tbo Clamp Compress Suspensory , acknowledged the best in use. All others are copied after his invention. By means of a simple operation , painless and wife , recently brought into UKO , wo euro many cases that have boon given up as incurable by medical treatment. ( Head our book to men , sent free to any address. ) DISEASES OF THE EYE AND EAR. Wo have had wonderful success in this department in the past year , and have made many improvements in our facili ties for treatment , operations , artificial eyes , etc. \J Wo have greatly improved our facilities and methods of treating cases by correspondence , and are having bettor success in this department- than ever beforo. Wo are fully up to the times in all the latest Inventions in medical and surgical operations , appliances and instruments. Our institution is open for Investiga tion to any pei.sous , patients or physicians. Wo invite all to correspond with or visit us bofovo taking treatment elsewhere , believing that a visit or consultation will convince any intelligent person that it is to their advantage to place them selves under our caro. Since this advertisement first appeared , many boasting pretenders and frauds have come and ( tone and many more will come and go , remembered only by their w\fortunat \ and foolish victims. "A wise man investigates first and decides afterwards , A fool decidesfirst , then invcstitjuteti , " The Omaha Medical and tiumical Institute in indorsed by the people and the press , More capital invented , more skilled physicians employed , more modern appliances , instru ments and apparatus in use , more cases treated and cured , more nuccessful surgical operations performed , than in all otiicr medical establishments m tlus West combined , 144 PAGE BOOK ( Illustrated ) SENT FREE TO ANY ADDRESS ( SEALED ) . Purl Flr l History , Success and Advantages of the Omalm Medical nnd Burgloal Institute. Purl Nocniid-CiiiiONia DiSKAsr.B of tlio I.uiigs. BtoinucU , J.tvur , Kidneys , Skin. 1'IIes , Cancer , Catiurli , Kpllepsy , Itlioiiinutlsm , Inlmluttoii. Tupo Worm , Hloulilelty , Now Homodlos , oto. Part Tlilril UKrouuiTluH , CiirviUiiroot' tlio Hplno , Club Foot , Hip Discuses , 1'uralyMa , Vtrj Nenlc , How I/PICK. Kara Lip , Burjrlcul Operations. 1'urt I'ourlli DihKAtir.t ) or THK Kvn AND HAH , Diseases of IIioNorvoi , Cataract , Btrabliinuioi UniHs Kyoj , rii'ry Uiui , Urauuliit d liynMds , I u version of the Lids , Artificial I'.ycs. oto. Purl I'lllli DIKKABKS or WOMEN , Ixjucorrhina. Ulcoratlon. Displacements , I'rolupsus , Flex- Ions and Versions , Tumor . Lacerations and Ouucerof the womb. Port NIzlli UiaiiAHF.ii ( ) / MEN , I'rlvuto. Spoolal anil Norvoui Dlsou-nngSporinatorrliaii ( Seminal Woakncsn ) , Impotency , Varlcocelo , Stricture , Olect , Syplillls , and all dlseusu * of the Uealta Urinary Orfana. _ _ _ mmf m A 81'KCiAi.Tr. WK HAVE OF WOMEN DISEASES ADDED A I VINU-IM IKPAIITH : T ron WOMEN llimiwri Coxr NKHeKT. ( Strictly I'rlvuto } , Ouly Kcllublo Medical Instltuto MnlcInK u Bpoclulty of PJ11VATE DIS13ASKS. Aliniood DUomcs succcsifnlly treated , Syplillltlo I'olwin removed from the tyitoui irltbont mercury. Now IteaUiratlvo Treatment for Ixwi of Vllul Power , I'ullcntguimtilu to vl lt UHiuuy bo treated at homo by correcpondoneo. All uommnnlcatlniu connduntliil , Modlclnci or lialrii- nionts aout by u M nroiiirtsu noourely packed , nu laurlm to Indicate contents or inndor. ( Ino'der tonal mtorvlow proforreu. Cull uud consult in or ( end history of your oato , and wo will s rnl In- plain wrawior , our ItOUIC TO HIICN , 1'HRHi Uitun I'rlvutg , fipouful or Nervoui Dlrouiot , liapo- Unuy , Sypbtlli , ( Heat uud Varicoccle , with quostlou list. AdJri-83 , OMAHA L1EDICAL & SURGICAL. INSTITUTE , and Dodge Httcr.lt , Oiuulin , Ncbt