A CHINESE OPIUM PAUCE , Ehnnghnl's Gorgeous Establlahmonfc for Slaves of the Plpo. CURSED BY THE DEADLY DRUG. Tim Oiitrngnoiin Conduct of tlic Hi-It- Isli Government In llio I'nrls of America BupcrMltlona About Den Ilontn the World. SIIANOHU Fob. 15. { Special Correspond ence of Tun Ur.R. ] 1 visited , last night , the IjijWt opium don of the world. ' It In situ ated on the cilgo of this grcnt cosmopolitan city of Shanghai In which Chinese rowdies from all parts of the omptro congregate , and whcro thu Chinaman 1ms learned to play blllliml.s , to drink whiskey and to practice f he refinements of western as well ns eastern Tlce. The palatial saloons of Now York , the bnr room of the HolTinan house nnd the j-'lldcd palaces of sin in San Francisco huvo cost hundreds of thousands of dollars. This opium don of the Chinese 1ms likewise eaten up a fortune , and It is nioro 11 ko a imlnro than an opium smoking joint for pigtailed - tailed celestials. Thrco storlci high and cov- rlntf what would bo nearly half an Ameri can block , Its entrance is lighted with the i Jcctrlc lljjht and its Interior is furnished In the most extravagant Chlucsa fashion. The ceilings are of richly carved wood nnd the llncst of Chinese lumps , each of which , cost hundreds of dollars , throw a soft light over the hazy smoking crowd within. The painted wulU are Inlaid with curious marble , the grain of which is * such as to glvo thu idea of landscape sketches and'tho finishing of the rooms Is In carved teak wood which , alloy and colored , shines like ebony. There uV-ri1 , perhaps , a thousand dtnokcrs in this opium den wlicn I visited It lust night , and I pushed my way Into it through n throng rep resenting every class of C'.ilncsa ' life. Tlioro xvus the pompous mandarin In gorgeous silks lissldo the half-nuked coaley in ragged cotton.Thbro were loose women and des- ti3rito looking men , quiet , Intellectual schol- nra and wealthy Chinese merchants. All mopped under the .electric light to buy little ] H > ts of opium us thick as molasses , nnd each lioldlng'nbout what could be crowded Into the smallest of our American individual Baits. Thu cooley and the inandarfn were charged the same for their opium but they paid different prices accord ing to the rooms which they oc cupied and the ' pipes which they used in smoking. The cheapest cost nuout ten cents a smoke and the dearest was sold for not much more than , fifteen csnU. The pipes , however , were different. Tliey wore about two foot long with u big , round bowl set in the handle. The mandar ins smoked pipes of ivory , -somo of which were elaborately carved , while the coolies wcro satisfied with plain pipes of wood. The receipts o f this opium den arc said to be moro than one thousand dollars a day , and I am told that it Is always full. Pnsaliig thu electric light you enter hall uttei' hall filled with the hazy fumes of sickly B-noiling vapor through which the rays of gor eoui lamps struggling to find their way aid cast a wicrd , ghost like air over the n nokers resting below. The smoking com- irarlmputs are divided into cells open at the front und separated from one another by gorgeous carvings of toak-wood which col ored with the smoke of thousands , has turned 'tram urlcli , 'brown into un oflcd jot. Kach cell accommodates two or nioro people , und the most ot Iho men I saw smoking were In [ couples. On each side of a little glasi lamp the men lay on red cushions , noriietlmos dropprnptliolr feet upon a chair- ami resting tjiulr heads on blue pillows , each about n foot square und a 'foot long. The most 'expensive of the cotnuartiucnts liud cushions of line velvet , and thu frames of souio couches were Inlaid with mother- pearl and jade. In some of the private rooms I noted women smojsiny with the men. They were not , \ was told , the wives of the smokers , and it is no inoru crcuitablo for a' Chinese women , to sinok'o opium * than it is for an American girl to drink whisky. Opium smokers always lie down while Buioking ; They bend themselves spoon foslijaji us they manipulate the opium , draw it'into 'their lungs and blow It out of their nostrils. In somq cases I noted largo rooms -which private parties seemed to have ns- nr.n tiled foru priv'atc smoke together , and I passed through every hall of this largo opium ) olnranddidnotscon.bitof disorder. Your opium smoker is different from the Drunkard. THa opium culms instead of ex- 'cites. ' I was treated with politeness every c. and the drowsy , sleepy crowd did not , ' - to- care that I stopped unit looued at ( thorn , ; ? t ' ( > * CHINA'S OPIUM TIUDU : i 'This ' is , however , only one of liundredi of , toiiHitu shops in Shanghai. I visited auot her | illiiupou : leaving this , big one mid I found it 'nearly ' us lur'go ; . It is said that China uses iubout WOO.OOO.OOU worth of opium every year , and it Is rightly culled the curno of the jicoplo. Opium is now grown in every province - inco ot China. The seed of the poppy Is Ruvvn in November und its Juice is collected in February , and Marcb. The opium is gotten by cutting the cupaulo of the poppy llowcr with a notched Iron instrument at sunrise , nod by the next morning a drop or NO of juice has oozed out. Till ? is scraped off und saved by the grower und after he Has a vessel full of It , It is strained and dried. It tukcs a great many poppies to inako u pound of opium , and it trees through a number of processes before it is ready for the market. In a liquid state it looks like a durlc btrawberry Jam , aud when prepared for shipment ( t Is put into cheats , each of which contains nbout forty baits of opium. Tlioso balls Are rolled. in .dried poppy leaves ui.d hero In China the duty on opium is so Iicuvy that the customs officers watch Iheso cheats very closely. At .Shanghai there arc n number of largo ships which look llko limiting swimming baths or naval training Hhi pa in which the opium imssed upon by the customs is Rtorod. aud by which method MiiugKlIng is somewhat prevented. The t'ht- i iiexu am thu greatest smugglers In the world ami it fs 'cuiy by the aid of forelgnritt'tlmt , t uoy lira nblo to have u good customs nervine. Ami thulr receipts from foreign customs are' im'.v four tlmus as grout as they wcro sovurul t lU'rades ago , * The Chinese are nuturully opium Hinokors , but It Is duo to th.o foreigner that the urug Ims become u national evil. The ofllelals aud the emperor saw the , danger before- camn und they tried to keep thu opiuui out of the country. The English , liowovor , who were bringing In largo quantities from India , wcro making too much money out of it to let it go , and one of thu most ilisjjraco- ful pages of history Is the record of how John Hull , flill. unth ropta and moral , us hn pretends to be , forced China to take u ixilstm which Itu ofllelals know would dugradu its l H > plu. Thu emperor of China nt the start taxed thu consumers of ujilum und threatened thum with death , Opium smuggler were Bulled und tortured , and the native dealers wore executed. The Chinese , however , could du nothing with the foreigners and they bo- cuuiu thu smugglers. The government then appealed to the foreigners and onu of the government commissioner * asked ttio Hue- lUli inerchuntH to give up their opium that It nil ; ht be destroyed , They gave un twenty tliotiaand clients , worth eleven million del lars. China refusal to pay for It on thu ground that it had not authorized its com- luUslouor to demand it. and that the opium was smugnlcil. For this the Hritlsli wont to war with China , und through this war opened jiiost of thu ports. They mailo u treaty ia > which opiuui was not mentioned , but nt the making of which thu Chinese undoubtedly juiced them tn prohibit it , and which they refused. At present the United States is thu only coun try which hns made u treaty by which it Is unluwful'for the citizens to sell opium to the Chinese , and the POKOU Is now brought into China by the millions of pounds a year. The Chinese , finding that they could not prohibit It , have begun to raise it themselves , and 0.1 above stated , It u now grown In every one of the Chinese provinces. CIVII.I7.IXO INFI.UnSCKS. Still In this great work of civilizing Asia , the opium war did much for China. It opened Urn great port of Shanghs.1 , gave Great Drltnln the island of Hong Kong and showed the Chlncio that the foreign devils were stronger and mightier than themselves. They paid twenty-ono millions of dollars , which represented the demands of the British nnd thereafter gave the foreigners the right to trndo and settle nt Canton , Ainoy Fouchay and Shanghai. The United Stntot won after this made her first treaty with -China which was mndo by Caleb Cushlng in 1344.and since tlmttlmo foreign trade with China has steadily in creased. There nro now twenty-two open ports fh the empire , nnd the foreign trade amounts to moro than $273,000,000 n year. European and American goods arc newfound found in every province of China , nnd our missionaries have penetrated to the wildest regions of the celestial land. The growth of the foreign Influence nnd Its effect upon China can nowhere bo better scon than right hero at Shanghai. Hero Is the largest for eign colony In China , nnd there nro from flvo to seven thousand Europeans who have their homes hero nnd who uro encaged In business with the Chinese. The foreign settlement of thli Paris of the Pucillc looks more like n slice taken out of one of the rich cities of the United States or of Europe , than n city In Asia. The wide river front is lined with big , thrco-story buildings , nnd n beautiful public garden runs between these nnd the water. The streets of this part of the city are well paved , and you will meet as ilnoly dressed men * und women upon them as you will find in Washington or Paris. The crowd is , however , a mucn moro cosmopol itan one. The French nnd the English nro mixed with Americans and Gunnans , and the servants of all nro tbo yellow-faced celes tials. The policemen uro East Indians , tall , well-formed dark-faced , black-bearded men dressed In the uniform of our police , save that they linvo red turbans a foot high on their heads Instead oT helmet caps , and they do not carry the ebony club. They nro used chiefly in arresting the Chinese , and foreign ers have to bo arrested by foreigners. They are among the finest men I have nvur seen , nnd they contrast strikingly with the deli cate , slender , nrlstocratic-Ilmbcd Chinese. TUB ( IIIIIAT YA.NOTSKK1AXH. Shnngimi Is about midway on the Pacific coast between the northern and southern boundaries , of China. It 1s near the mouth of , though hot ou the great river , the Yang- tseklaug. which divides the empire into two * equal portions , and which forms the central avenue of trade. This is one of the greatr t and ono of the longest rivers In thu world , and it vies with-tho Nile in the rich deposits which it carries down from the moun tains of Thibet and spreads over the rich plains of China. Its waters whcro It enters the sea n'ro ns yellow ns clay and their contents are , I am told , as rich us guano. They form a fertilizer which the Chinese use by Irricatlon , so that it is spread over much of thu 518,009 square milea which forms the basin and makes this land produce from two to three crops per yeur. The Yungtsekiung has a fall nearly double-that of the Nile or the Amazon. It is so wide ut Its mouth that when wo sailed up it in comlnir to Shanghai we , for a long ways , wore hardly able to see the banks , ana this width extends up the river for hundreds of miles. It is navigable for ocean .steamers to Hankow , the city of the size of Chicago , which is situated on its ban its GOO miles above Shanghai , nnd river tttcamcrs can go 1,300 miles up its wiuding course. Above this there are gorges aud raulds which the for eigners now think con bo passed , and there will then be an opening into the Interior of China by this means for more than two thousand miles. The Yangtsckiang is so long that it would roach from San Francisco to New York and push itself way into the Atlantic if it could bo stretched out upon a plane of the face of the United States. It Is longer than the distance from New York to Liverpool , and it is said to bo the best stream in the world us to tbo arrangement of its branches. Its boat population is numbered by the hundreds of thousands and it is of city hundreds of miles in length made up a .junks , ships and .barges. . Those .Chinese junks are gorgeously palutul , und carved. They have thasamo style of sails und masts that wcro used thousands of years ago , and their sales are immense sheets of cotton patched together and stretched on rods of bamboo which' look like fishing uoles. The sailors are pig-tailed men in fat clothes of cotton , who sing in n cracked gibberish as they work , nnd who understand how to manage - ago their rude sails sotwcll that they can often pass ships of more modern make. All of the Chincju boats have a'pair of eyes painted on the sides of their prows , aud the Chinese sailor wonld no inoro think of navigating without those than he would think of eating without chopaticks. If asked the reason he replies : "No have eyes no can sec. No can see , no can go. " Uishop Fowler , while sailing up the Pie Ho to Poking , * happened to sit with his legs hanging over thS lioat so that they covered u ] > ono eye. Hu noticed that the sailors were uneasy and they at last came to him und asked him to move his legs so the ship could see to go. go.r.ou.iNO HOD IBS FOH MKIMCIXU. The Chinese are full of superstitions and .many of them Urmly believe taat the for eigners make medicines out of human beings. The massacre at Tientsin in 1870 in which twenty foreigners were killed and among then a number of French nuns , was caused by the report that the sisters were killin j children to got their hearts und icyes for medical purposes , , and the trouble In Korea last spring was caused by the circulation of thu stories that thu missionaries were grind ing up children's bones to make medicine. This reporl. was started by Chinese , and the latest attempt of the kind I tlrid to day hero at Shanghai. It appears in a tri- monthly Illustrated magazine which the Chinese publish and which sells for live cents u copy. This contains u full descrip tion of bow'thu foreigners make their medi cine , with ghastly illustrations of the severed trunks and tbo cut up lluibs-of human beings. In ono cut men in American clothes are bend ing over great furnaces In wliich the beads and legs of men uro bolllng.and beside which great baskets and tubs of cut up humans lie. The men are stirring the steaming moss and the picture makes one thlnlc of the witches' cauldron in Mucboth. In another cut is shown tlio machinery for the grinding up of thu bones and ilesh. A dozen old skeletons lie upon the floor and a man with a shovel puts the ghastly mass u | > on the sc-iles for weighing. In another room the medicine is nackcd up to be sent away , and young ladies in American dress with waterfalls and French hcclR nro busy at it. I asked the mutineer of the magu-iluo whether ho bo- I loved in sue ] ; stuff und ho refilled that lie did net know und asked If It was not really true , CELKSTIAI. DOCTOIIS. The Chinese themselves do not believe lu dissection und there is no body-snatching here. They believe that the heart i * the seat of thought , that the soul exists in the II vorimd that the call bladder is the scat of courage , for this reason the gull bladders of tigers arc eaten by soldiers to inspire them with courage. TUB Chinese doctor rank * no higher than thu ordinary skilled workman. Ho got * from 15 to 'M cents u visit mid ho often takes patients on condition that ho will cure them within u certain time or no pay. He never sees his female pa tients except behind n screen and hu docs not pay u second visit unless ho Is iuvit'id. Ills pay ia called "golden thanks , " nnd the orthodox way of sending U to him Is wrapped in red papor. Thu dentists look upon pulled teeth as trophies , and tliuy go about with necklaces of drcaycil teeth nbout their necks , or with them strung upon ntrltig.s and tied to sleicx. Toothache is supposed to como from : v worm lu the tooth and there is n set of female doctors who make u business of extracting these worms. When the nerve is exposed they lake this out und call It the worm , und when not they lisa a sleight of hand by which ttioy maUn their patients bo- llovo cortuin worms , which they stiow them , camu from thoirtccth. 1 have heard porno n tell of Chlnuii'on who claimed to have hud t.Mi worms titkcn from tlt mouths In a in > cle day , und I saw u woman r.ctuuliy at work upon a patent | in thu street here , China is us full of superstitions as the West India islands , und thu people like to be humbugged - bugged quit u im well hero us wu do in America. l-'itxxu O. CAIU-UNTKII. An AliHoluto Cure * Tlio OUIUIN'AL A WBTINU OINTMENT U only put up In largo two ounce tin boxes , und Is un nbsoltiU ) curu far old twres. burns , wounds , chapped hands , mid nil skin erup tions. Will positively cure all kinds of piles. Ask for thu UUIOINAL. AUIETIMC OINT MENT , Sold by ( Joodmun Drug Co. , ut 25 ents par ban by iulu3 ! U cent * . MISS ETHEL HAS THE BRAINS An Bngllflh Girl Who Oapturoa Hlah Aoadomlo Honors. THE ART OF HOUSEKEEPING Airs. Ijounn's MlfMlon.ln Kuroue Notctl Women's Hands A iJnche- lor'n Verdict Uussla's Future Empress Afternoon Ton. Anil Vet. Kt\c York 11'orM. She never porus'd "Uobort Elsmoro , " Nor oven "Tho Quick or the Dead I" But oh 1 she makes beautiful biscuits. And such lovely batches of bread 1 She knows not n step of the "gorrann , " She cannot wear No. I shoes ; Ytt she's the boas girl for homo comfort , And never complains of the blues , An RnnllHh 9tlncrva. Under tlio system now in force in tlio English colleges , snys the Philtxdolphitv Times , by which the many important examinations nro thrown open to wom en , remarkable successes have boon at tained by individual Indies , though the average of sholarship and success is.of course still higher among male students than among fomalo. Ono of the lady "cracks" of the present year is Miss Ethel E. M. Montague , of London , a girl of only twenty-one , who has recent ly added to the many distinctions she has earnoa before , first class honor in English nt the University of London , passing the 13. A. examination in the first division with marks deserv ing a prize , bohis the only lady in this class. A pupil of the Girls Public Dny School company ( headquarters 21 Queen Anne's Gate , London , S.V. . ) , she passed with honors , the junior nnd sen ior Cambridge , local examinations , and in 1834 , won the company's sholarshlp , held for two years. After having ma triculated in 1880 in London Univer sity with honors , Miss Montague wns offered a Girton scholarship for two years and the samb year won the Som- crvillo chemistry prize , as the result of the Cambridge and Oxford joint board examinations. In 1877 she passed in the London "Intermediate Arts" oxj nminatipii , taking second class honors in English , and was awarded the Reid scholarship lit Bedford college. Baker street for ono year. Thcso distinctions were followed by the Anglo-Saxdn pri/o , with a corttlicato of.hpnor.and.ti cortitl- cato for mental and moral science , which she obtained nt the Juno exami nations of the University college last year. A School Tor Housewives. .It is said that Mrs. General Logan is busying herself abroad in looking into a Bchomo wliich she thinks if she finds it practicable of carrying into execu tion when she returns to this country , says the Now York World. In Germany there is a custom which sounds almost ns if it wore a survival from the middle ages , when boys were sent to the great families to bo trained as pages , and girls learned to spin , sew , embroider , Drew and bake under the supervision of a chatelaine of the castle. This custom , in its modern form , is to send girls , nfior they have finished school , to live a year in the household of some noted wife , who teaches them all the accomplish ments which it is held fitting a ha us mutter should acquire. This is the system Mrs. Logan .is mak ing asudy of , and her idea is to found just such a horn a iu'tlils country , ' where girls can 'take a post-graduate course of a year , learning all these Im portant accomplishments , which would go far towards negativing in many homes the suggestion that marriage is n iniluro. She thinks , it is said of founding the homo here erin in Chicago , and has already some two atjr young women promised nor to begin with. She floes not propose to make the vear all work and no play The home , is to be a big , t handsome house , fitted with every com fort , supplied with books and musictand the girls are to find that part of the cur riculum is in learning through practical experiments how to entertain in cvqry fashion. Mrs. Lo an is u woman of great energy and executiyo ability , and if she undertakes this project she maybe bo trusted to carry it out with beneficial results. t Hands , ot Noted' ' Women. . Kato Field has the hand of the gypsy. Clara Morris has a. hand so soft that it scorns to molt away in your clasp. Mrs. Hodgson Burnett has an apgumr hand , not averse to holding1 the reins. Lotta has u supple tlttlp' nuiid , which always seems -as ready' to cull us-to. caress. * > Maude Harrison has ft flexible hand , which aha uses to otleot in the * ! \yidow Brown. " Mrs. General Logan's hand lingers in yours as if soatnlner to say : ' "I'm ' in no hurry to go. " Amelio Riveshas-a faoilo hand , moro in harmony with the ' 'quick" than the "dead. " Mrs. Harriet Boechor Stowo has a thin , sinewy hand , expressive of grout nervous energy. Funny Davenport has a fat , chubby hand , covered with ouaeaof dimples and diamonds. Mrs. Langtry's hand is as delicately veined as a loaf nnd makes ODD loth to part with it after clasping it. Mrs. James Brown Potter has a slen der hand , with sbnpoly digits , which nro daily manipulated by a manicure. The hand ot Ella Wheeler Wilcox looks as if the good , hard shako of a brawny hand would crush it , bones and all. A Nun's Noulo Action. ' As two nuns belonging to the convent of St. Joseph , Boauco , in Quoboo , were walking down the road there a few days ago with ono of their little girl charges , Buys the Boston Pilot , a young man en gaged in coasting came down n. slide at full speed and would have run down und probably killed the llttlo girl but for tlio hqroic action of ouo of the nuns , who throw horsulf before the child to shield her with hoc own body' . The poor nun wasshockingly injured , losing ouo of her eyes , Two Smart Alnlno Women. Two spinster sisters up in Maine , who run a sixty-llvo-acro farm , are credited with being the smartest women in the state , says the Pittsburg Dispatch. Ono of thorn chops every winter the yearly supply of firo-wood , going into the woods early in the season and remain ing until the work is completed. She works in thu hnyllold in summer and digs from seventy to ono hundrad bushels of potatoes yearly nnd puts them in the cellar. The other sister la the eamentor of the family und bus added nil manner of improvements to the farm. _ I'uulliie Imocu'g Lout Voice. Very ill a in ul is the account that comes to us from Germany of the benefit and fnrowoll performance , nt Vienna , of Lucca , in "L'Africuino , " Buys u Paris letter to the St. Louis Pout-Dispatch. Ono o ( the critics dcbcrlbad it as being "a sorleH of howls und death rattles , " and declares that it ought never to 1mvo boon given , winding up by eaylng : 'Away with those whitcd sepulchres ! " It is twenty-five years since 11)rot ) heard Pauline Luccu. It was at the Royal opera houffa.n.1 Berlin. What n singer elio was Uidn anfl what n radiantly beautiful > Ureaturo ! She was incom- arable as A&rgnrot In "Faust , " nnd ns § ollka ln > > "WAfrlcaino. " She was nn excellent .Chorublno In "Lo Nozzo dl Figaro" ty > d - a fascinating Zorllna in "Fra DlaWcA" All is ended now the song and tltQ tyvcotnossand the witchery of old , anmtho renown that won the great BisiMrck himself to bo photo graphed Uilviio same picture with the popular lutlp. prlma donna , I still pos sess ono QC'-thoso photographs , which , I keep aVpomonto of these days ot triumph qf.'Paulino ' Lucca , a quarter of a coiitury'Mgo. A Bnoliclnr'n Verdict. JVeiP I'ork troiM. She cnn play the scales on the piano , But she cnn't scrnpo thorn oil from ft slinil , And her notes arc not higher soprano Than the batik notes she coaxes front dad. She decorates ranny a panel , While the poor panels yearn to bo scrubbed ; A rubber of whist she cnn handle , While tier clothes by her mother arc rubbed. They tell mo she wants to fret married ; Such a wife would bo really a joke. There ! I'm tired ot this talking 'bout women ; Coino along , Bon , lot's both have a smoke. Kussla'n Future Kmprcss. , Ono of the most widely talked-of of the approaching royal betrothals ac cording to a Paris correspondent of tlio St. Louis Post-Dispatch is probably only delayed. It is that of the czaro- witz to the Princess Alix , of Ilesso- Darmstadt. They are both so very young , the gentleman being twenty and the lady sixteen , that a postponement of a few years would seem to be a wise and pruaont measure. Meanwhile the grand duke of Hesse-Darmstadt is in vited to visit the Russian court during the coming summer and to bring his young daughter with him , a proceed ing that will probably do much towards consolidating the projected alliance. For the Princess Alix is said to bo the prettiest of the unmarried royal girls of Eifropo , promising to resemble , if not , indeed , to surpass in loveliness , the splendid beauty , nor older sister , the grand duchess Scrgius. 1 won dor how that superb lady will endure to see a younger sister exalted over her by be coming the future czarina , if indeed the match over does take place. But per sonal charms are potent elements in the marrying off of a princess , and. the young heir to the Russian throne is probably as 'susceptible to the winning qualities of a very pretty girl as 'are most youths of his age. And his mother , having boon wooed and wedded for hoc beauty , and having boon an exception ally happy wife , will probably look with favor on n union accomplished under similar influences with her own. The Afternoon Ton. A Gorman savant assorts that wo man's heart is much smaller than man's. Probably woman doesn't care about that sq .that her diamonds are largo enough , Miss Bqt9).y } ) Do vou like nprk chops for broakfa t Mr. NevergoV 'Mr. Nev- ergo PorJot'chopsy O , " ah , yes , much indeed. M s , Britely Then if you'll excuse mpjv moment I'll tell mama to get some. , , I-think t hear her starting to markc r- 3 } It was about 11 o'clock and the head was wherb > itishould be at that time. "Tell meILula { , " he said softly , "how muoh you.lotfo . me. " "O , George , dar- lig , I coUldnt do all that to-night. It's getting too-Jato. " GeorgoiiFpiter , a leading young-attor ney ot Tu'scfttodsaFlorida , ' committed suicidetlKJi'0' redohtly by'dhootihg him1 so f througfijth"e'1ioad upon the grave of his wife in ( Evergreen cemetery. When found , ho was lying prostrate across the gravb witli hjs pistol firmly grasped in his right baud. Mrs. Allen Pal nib r died after a bho/- illness at hqr home ten miles south of White Falls , Texas , last week. Mrs. Palmer _ \vas a sister of Frank and Jesse James. "Shq was a good Christian wo man. ' . Magazine- Editor "Really , miss , we have more poems on baud , than wo have room for and it is not 'worth while to examine any more. " Fair Writer 'Oh , i know this will suit. It is a poo'm of passion and has been condemned Tjy Anthony Comstock. " ' * My gracious ! Mr. Do Clerk , ' draw tho-Jady a 'check f or 8500. " " " - Jenny Lind found a tramp under her bed recently. , But it was Mrs. Lind , of Now York , Tlio real Jenny is dead. A wag declares Jhat 'the empress'of Austria is "Vibnlm bred. " Mrs. Cleveland's picture 'still outsells ' Mra. H's. _ ; . f A kissi'ng/ , school is the very lutosfi ' " Parisian devclppment. . . , , , , t . According to London's Court Journuj her majesty , tho.czariua , is not ' 'sutler- ing froni.execrfsive norvoua.prostration,1' ' but is , on the contrary , as jolly an a sandboy. Mrs. Cashel Hooy , the autUo'res , i ? an Irish' lady between sixty and sovc-iityi She is short , round , und to 'Amortcai ) eyes , plaimto the point of dowdincss in dress. She makes upon -average of $2,600u year by her pon. "Why this melancholy mien ? " said the traveling man as he ht rolled up to the assistant bookkeeper's desk. "I proposed to my girl lust night. " "Did she ring a bell ? " "No. " "Sny nits ? " "No. " "Toll you she would bo a faistor to you ? " "No. " "Well , . what on earth did she do ? " "Sho accepted mo. " AV.iv HJI/V II iM. AII Interview between assiblo sire and his son who had graduated at a high school , the-f following questions and an Hwers weroithe Outcome } What uovmbluck adder)1 * -nlggar ninok-bprvyiiiVi * A uiggnr funoral. 'Splnin w&y do arth am roun' V 'Caso if it wostyt ? Ifceouldn't-turn ' on its uxlus.- Wlmt armu ; bulletin V Do .lead loft in do flesh , Lucidute.db'Wunilorin' Jew. A paper 'liA ' poddlur. * What nm , do sur.yival oh do flttests' Do las' und'oT ) u pair pf tight Hhooa. Whut i'tii f'rouiif-hog ( | day ; ' Do one when doy'iimK'o mtubugo , Do mouniu ob "an opportunity'1 ; A duck night' , ilcud dorg and unlocked chicken L'offpV i _ Why . . _ . i _ ui/Qjijuns / , called t l'LoV" . 'Oaso dnts the waylay lay for scalps. Wtmt imikos dom call it ' 'Trinity church ? " On 'counb do threo-ology. Who war de turn in ? ThnoJord Word. Wnat for you nay dntyou fulo nlggar ? Doesn't do blbil say in "de boginnin' war the word1 Do reason ob do flood ? Hfgli water. What urn whnloln' ? Hold on , I 'spalns dat myself. With a stout hickory gad the old man did BO and the examination wax a very holler ono , In the decline of life. Infirmities bo- bet us , to which our youth uml maturity were strangers , our kidneys and liver are subject to derangements , but noth ing oquniH Dr. J. II , McLean's Kidney and Liver Uulnuis a regulator of those organs. RODE ON A MAD BULL'S ' BACK , Some , Good Storloa of Mon nnd Other Animate. JIM HUGHES WAS HEARTLESS. Ho Cftlmly Watched Ills Wife Herself Three Strange Double Deaths A DOR flir ix Fee. The Curious Side of Mfc. Silas Morton , of Khursland , N. Y. , had an exciting experience with n bull ou Washington avenue in Jersey City recently. Morton was loading the aiii - mal homo , nnd when near Groflon avenue nuo a dog ran at the bull and bit thu latter upon the hind log. Tlio bull , mad with pain , rushed at Morton , and before ho realized what had occurred the animal caught him upon its horns nnd throw him ever its bond. Morton alighted upon the bull's back , and fear ing a second attack concluded to slay there until ho could receive assistance. Lying upon his breast and seizing the animal's horns to hold himself on , Morton - - ton hallooed for help. The bull was now thoroughly angered , and made frantic attempts to shako oil Us rider. Finding its efforts fruitless the animal , with the dog still at its heels , started upon a run down Grafton avenue in the direction of the river. When the track of the Erie railroad was reached the beast concluded to take the railroad for a course and wont up the track at a break-nock speed. The animal was now spinnincr along at such a gait that Merion was afraid to let go his hold , while visions of approaching trains ap peared to his mind at every jump of tlio bull. While running on this course Mor ton was painfully aware of the number of telegraph poles along the line by the force with which his limbs struck them in passing. The bridge crossing the Second rlvor appeared in view , .und another horror was added to Morton's already perilous situation. When within about twenty feet of the bridge , and before Morton hud put his resolution Into effect , the 'beast suddenly left the track , climbed the side of tlio bank and reached Wash ington avenue again on a mad run. The animal headed up the avenue and at Mill street turned the corner. It made direct for an opening in the shod of Andrew SchaiTcnsburg , winch was scarcely larger than the size of the bull. Not waiting1 to examine the aperture the boast rushed through , tear ing the boards olT on both sides and leaving tlio trousers and flesh upon Morton's limbs in shreds. Reaching SchafTenburg's yard , the bull stam peded a flock of ducks and chickens , scattering them in all directions. Mor ton , through fear or loss of presence of mind , still held on tenaciously. The animal ran down the bank of the Second - end rivor. in the rear of the yard , * ana plunged into the water. The noise of the frightened fowls hud attracted Mr. Schaffonburg's attention , and when lie reached the yard he saw the bull and man disappear under the bridge crossing the river on Wsishing- ton avenue. Ho hurried to the other side 'and saw the bull endeavoring" to climb the steep embankment above , the river. Sohatt'enburg lost no time in getting uuder the bridge in search 'of the man whom he hud seen upon the animal's back. He found Merion lying in the Bhnllow water in a faint. Ho hud been knocked from the bull's back by contact with the archway of the bridge. Morton wjis carried' into the house and revived' His clothes wore torn to ribbons and the flesh on his legs hung in long strings. Ho was thoroughly exhausted from his wild ride , and was unable to explain how ho managed to hold on so long. As it was impossible to capture the bull alive it was neces sary to shoot it. _ Three double deaths have' occurred under most peculiar rnd distressing cir cumstances , bays a Now York dispatch. A solemn funeral cortoga wended its way to Greenwood cemetery tills morn- iny. Two bodies were laid side by side in ono grave , They were the remains of Joseph Kilter and Ins sister , Lydiu. Mr. Hitter died suddenly In a street car Friday last. When Ills Invalid sister was informed of the sad occurrence Saturday dho rnshod to the casket , ut tered a piercing scream , and fell back. dead. Daniel Harper , who , lived near Coleman - man , Gu. , was shot and lulled by an un known assassin the same day that Mr. Rlttor.died. Ho had boon sitting lu his houso'talking to his mother , \vhoii the watch dog uttered a low growl and suddenly begun to bark furiously. Hur- per went outlo'lnvestigaloand received a"oullot iu his brain. His old mother hoard the shot nnd ou stumbling ever the prostrate form of her son she , Joe , fell dead. They will find a resting place In a double grave. "Let mo see my daughter once moro for the last tlmo , " implored Mrs , Eliza beth Jobnhun of an undertaker In Jer sey City yesterday ns ho was preparing her daughter's body for burial. Tbo request was granted. Tbo sorrow- stricken mother was loftalnno with her dead. She knoll down , kissed the cold lips , and began to pray : " 0 , God , lot mo die with my child. I cannot live without her. " A piorclng scream star tled the relatives in another room , They rushed in and found that tbo mother's prayer had been answered , She was dead. _ Jim Hughes and wife of Crawford county , Intl. , nfto : engaging In many lights nnd quarrels , iigrood to separate , the husband taking his boy and ttddlp as his part of-tho' ' divide , . " The 'wife , left destitute , concluded to put an eiil ) to her existence. She procured a , vopn , wont' to the woods , climbed to tbo top of asapHng1 , tied one end "of the rppo" around hnr neck und the other to a limb , and , after bidding hep husband go'od-by , loiipad from the tree. Hughes had followed hoi * to witness the pro * cuoUing , and rofusoil to interfere , Rome neighbors , however , happened along and saved the woman's life , Samuel Jenkins and Miss Maggie Doran appeared before justice Sykus in Monroe , Gu. , to bo married. The groom had no money to pay tlio fee , so ho gave the justice a llttlo rabbit dog which ho had with him. The bride ob jected to giving up the dog , but it had to . go. _ _ IlorMnrd'H Aolil PJi < > M'bnti } , Usofu in all forms of Dyspepsia. In men whom man uondeuin ns ill , I find so much of coodnest mill ; In men whom 'men pronounce divine , I see much of sin and plot I liosltato to draw u line Houveeii the two , where God has not , Secure a sound HI I net , wnlch seldom goes without a sound digestion , by us ing the geunlno Angostura Bitters of Dr. J. G. B. 8lo ert & SOIIB. All-drug gists. The HUSSEY& DAY COMPANY Sanitary Plumbing ! * - Steam and Hot Water Heating ! v * Gas and Electric Chandeliers ! Art Metal Work , Stable Fittings , Fountains , Vases , Etc , L.AUGKST STOCK. FIKtiST SIKMVIIOOMS WIIST OF CHICAGO mnlco n specially of ropnlr work on Plumbing , Gns OP Heating Appar atus. Prompt attention. Skillful mechanics. Personal supervision , and chnrcca always reasonable ns first-class work will nllow..5& ( Twonty-flvo yoara' p hoil- cal oxporlonco. Visitor * to our showrooms always welcome. . * THE HUSSEY & DAY COMPANY 409-411 South 15th Street. DEWEY & STONE Furniture Company A inofftilflccnt rH.tpfayo/'erc/v/tftlH// / r sr/ f anil ormitncnlal In the fnvnl tttre maker'aiirt at t'casniinbte prices. OMAHA STOYE REPAIR 8O8-81O N. I6th St. ' ' noiJKUT UIIMO , Prop. , 0. M. KATON , Manager. Tolcphono 030. I Kopalrs tor nil H to VIM and Itange * mndc. llrlltmnt flnsollno Stnvc * . Moves taken In oxchanj a part imyiinmt , OnBulIno ilurnvrn tnailo to order ami thoroughly repaired. Telephone to us or send can ! mid wo will call nml estimate work of any kind. , I V ? " . HIMEBAUGH & TAYLOR , „ Hardware and Cutlery , Mechanics' 2ools , FtnoDronzo Builders' Gootli and ? Buffalo 1405 Douglas St. , Omaha. CALIFORNIA ! The Lied of Dis < E reV 7T ATARHH CAlJ -Sol - circuIji\4ptykHlt.3Erg.g- . Santa-Abie and Cat-R Cure For Sale by Goodmnii Drug Company. OMAHA MEDICAL nd SURGICAL INSTITUTE N. W. Cor. 13th Si Dodge Sta , rouTiin THKATJIE.VT OP ALL Appliances for Psformltioj and Tmssei. Best facilities , apparatus mid romodlcs fgr succMt Jul trtmtmunt or over/ form of dlsvasa reiiulrlni Momcslorfiuriflcul Traataiunt. FIFTY ROOMS FOR PATIENTS. Hoard and attendaocoi best UospltM uccoutuioJn * lion < In Ilia trait. WUITB roucuicutjutsrm l > formulas nna Drawn , Tnissas , Club Keot. Curvuturo of Ihu Ijntnn , I'llvs , Tumors , Canosr. Uatarrb , llronohliu , inbalntlitn. Bluc\rlcHr. t'arnlysls , linltouiy. KUlnor , UUiia r , Kro , Bsr.HsIn anil lllooj.im I ullHurKlcul riporatluu , Diseaeoa of Women a Sponlalty. IIOUK un UUEASIJ or WOMKN' VII K , ONLY BELIABLB MEDICAL INSTITUTE IIA KINO A Sl'tCIALTT ( ir PRIVATE DISEASES. AllUlood Dlioaioisuoou.ifullr treutnd. Urvbllltlr I'olsou rsmovuil from thu i/ilaiu without momurr. Nuw raitorntue trtistmuut tor loss of Vllsl I'owcr. l * rsons unable to T'.ntl us mnr bo tresltij at luniio lit correiuondeaco. All bomiuunloatloni roalliloiillnl. M mill Ing or Initrumonls rant br uinll or flpro > . Miurelx , nackvU. no marks to liiclleuio riintouti or sender. Ono i > ur r/n l Intfrvluw pruivrrgtl , Cull anil consult as or send history uf your cusu , nna nt- will Mnd la plain Htupptr , our BOOK TO MEN , FRBBt Upon l'rl ata , Special or Nervuui Dlsoaiei , linpn. Uncr.a/phlili.Okel and Vorlcocolo , will ) ( iituslloii list. Auortiis Or.foAa Mctliml ami Hvrgleal Institute , or I > Il. McMKN\ ( , Cor , 13th and DoJgoHM. , . . OMAHA , NKU. WHEN YOU BUY A CIGAR , ! 4 * SEE THAT THE * "RED LABEL" 18 ON THE QOX , DR , BAILEY'S DENTAL Institute ! a'rtlhextracted wltliout pain c.nU.U'Ji . Huol ou uf teoili mil ( loUl und bllrer III line * nt loireii rain * Hound runts r dij \ crytriilnx , from the . , . t will send a valoablA trcatlM ( sostixl ) conUlninc f paxUat.lar. for homo oura. free of oharrc * . rAW j * troCV. O , JTOWl U , UOOUUS. COMN. _ _ _ iir < tuhl ! lt'tsll 41 lUiK < isin41 > MI I'tnoU N. Tf > ESTADUSHEDI85I ( ISO Bo. Chicago , Ills , ( ClarkSt , The Regular Old-Established PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON Intlll Treating with thaGreMcst SKILL and SUCCESS M XVT T I - Clronic , Nervous and Private Diseases , NERVOUS DEBILITY , Lost Marin'ood , Palling Memory , Exhausting Drains , Terrible Dreams. Head and Back Acne and all the effect ! bAdmjr to early dccuy and per tups Consumption ot Insanity , treated scientifically by new methods-with never-foiling sucrrsi. ffS- SYPHILIS and all bad Blood and Skin DU. eases permanently cured. * 3-klDNEYand URINARYcompblnU.Oleet , Gonorrhoea , Stricture , Vorlcocele and of the Qenlto-Urlnary Organs cured promptly without injuiy to Stomach , Kidneys or o'her Organ * . Ojf No experiments. Age and experience Im portant. Consultation free and sacred. B-Send4cent pottage for Celebrated Work * on Chronic , Nervous and Delicate Diseases. , , . 83" Those contemplating Mairiage send for Dr. Clarke's celebrated guide Male and Female , etch IS cents , both 2 $ cents ( slampi ) , Consult Dieold , Doctor. A friendly letter or call may save future tuffcr. Ing and thame , and add golden yean to life. 49-Hook "Life's ( Secret ) Errors , " 50 cents ( itamps ) . Medians nnd writings sent everywhere , secure from exposure. Hours , 8 to 8. Sundays'g to ix. .Address , , F. D. CLARKE , M. D. , 186 So. Clark 3t. , CHICAGO , ILL. DIS. OWEN'S ELECTRiG BELT AND SUSPENSORY. PATENTED AUG. 16 , 1887. IMPROVED FEB. 1,1889. 5i GALVANIC BODY BELT AND BCSPKMSOliY m Kuarantcrd to cart .the fol. InwlDE dlieaiei. uamilff All Rhtumatic ComplaiaU , Lumbago , General and JJervous Debility. , 3os- ti iue > iKldneyllao sei Nervousness , TmriMinr. ' Sexual Exbaustion.yrast' , ' , " " * - caused -efjlsit > - lfrretlpas in You r * riodorGlnJltftT'e1' ' ifo. la to th womb < O * or genital errant eT raaU or rrmala. CT-8 * T TO llEdrOMNIHtli PAHTIk OX SO OATH tHUU & AoCvAkKN % ELECTRIC INSOLES .11' . Bindgc. [ K lM 7or mil Illoitrattd r > n > C > > let , vhleh lll b < IQt you ID plalo itaUd cstilop * . Iftotlota tbli paper.-AddrM * OWEN ELKOTRIO BELT & APFLIAHOZ 00. SOU North Broadway , OX. IX1U1B. , MO , RUPTURE ! ELECTRIC BELT AND TRUSS ; COMBINED. DR. ISRAEL'S . , Ow n's Eleotrio.Bolt Attachment w.rn Ilk tau and comfort. Tb < r. nia4 8ill4 or .trout TM li It. enl ilMlrlo l. , a WU enr ua4 < . | lWV" - lUplurelg from SO to - -r-or full duerlr.tlA | lDr. Ovia'i ElottnHOalralilcl . Hilli. .1rl l ApplUnctl. TrVuManj IniolM Mud 80. for yitR . | luitraAf ] < t pinpliui tfbltlifTj I l 4 Mutton * * OWBNELKOTRIOBEiT It APPUAHOB CO ) tlOrt North > ? ro ' * - fi * HT T T&MX Health is Wealth Un. K , OtWuHT'ANKHVK AND llittiN n Buurnntceil Hpcclllo for | ly torl , izil- ( VniviiUldiii , , Mtrt , Ncrvoui NiniritlKla , Nl urvoiiH I'lootrutloncausoil liytlio l or tobacco. Wiiketiilnu , , - - - ' - - ir " - . . . - - . - . . . , , . , , jjO HQ'f ' ( ttlll reniiulorrliira ] cuu t' ' ( | by ovoc-exi'i'tUiH ot tiui nraiii. HiufiiuuKu DI- over uiilulKi-nct ) . HucU tiox coiitulns < mo inouth'H 'u-t'itfiiieiit , It n IK > X , oi-wlx IIOXCM forM , nuut by jnul | prt'nalc ) cmro- vclpl oT jirlcw. - WE GUARANTEE § IX .DOXIES To curt-any cuae.'uii \ oucli < ir < iur r < < c ivail by u : , for lx Imxtja , mooiiuuriHitl * - ' > , \vy will xonil lite imrchnxi'i' our will 1911 Kiiurnutcu to re- fuiul tlm iiiaiif y It thu truntnumt dugx not art net , n cure , Uuiinuitvfs licuy < t aiilr \ > y ( Icxiiluina ' 'o. , in ii- l-itn , h > oiu AyeutM , uio 1'arn.im ( iiiinlm el' , TJie'LODLOWSHOF HUBotiilnod ) u ruiniluVJou wliornyili'Jii- ' troducoil foi' Vouuncri H'ryi.H.'Y'J u. ' j ITV. " They linvo no Hiip' Tur Itund und BIIOH , TO- than , will buy no otliur.