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Mine . . , ISH8 , ItVil-l . . . . . . copies . . ; " ' ' - - - - for.lulv , 18SS" , I8H'1 ( copies ! for AlljilHt , 1R8S , .1H.lS.lcop ; for Suptembor , IfW , Kl > l entiles ; for toiler , 1SS * . WHK IH.tHI copies ! for Novem- Dcr , isf i , lsfl-0 ! < < l copies : llnrninlmr . 1881 , IH.SH 1 UOlllCS , Huoru to before mo nnd subscribed In my Tirnsence this 3rd day of January , issn. N. I' . I'-J'.n. , Notary 1'ubllo. IT is becoming painfully oridont thiit "Protestor" Hillings and his hog chol era euro arc no longer wanted in Ne braska. Wlliw u gentleman receives the ap pointment of legislative spittoon cleaner at three dollars a day and mileage hoia liHlod on the employinont roll as "cus todian of euspidores. " As "CUSTODIAN of the cloak room" of the house , our Mr. Wiggins has also be come custodian of many stale secrets that formerly were confided to the door- Icoeper of the oil room. TuiiUK are a few very singular fea tures of the rush by which the postolllce location is being engineered that will cequiro more than a passing explanation - tion from several persons in high life. Mil. Km run told the house that the legislature would go down to history as the most extravagant that ever assem bled in the state. There is more truth tlian poetry in Mr. Keipcr's prediction. TIIK legislature has happily given evidence that it will recall its hasty legislation in abolishing state oil in spection. The penny wise and pound foolish policy should not llnd favor in Nebraska. TJIK senate committee appointed to investigate the disastrous boiler explo sion at the state insane asylum claims that the explosion resulted through carelessness. If the committee had reached the conclusion that the disaster was duo to incompotoncy it would have come much nearer the truth. TIIKHK is a great deal of stuff being printed by certain newspapers to the effect that President Cleveland is re joicing that the end of his term is near ; that ho is Aweary of the cares of state and yearns for the peace and tranquility ofprivate : life. Haven't we had enough of , this puerile twaddlo'i" " It certainly is not very consistent with the president's desperate attempt for re-election. Tun growth of building associations in the past few years in the cities of the country has excited universal attention. They have secured thousands of inde pendent homes for workingmen whenever never in any other way would have owned the houses in which they live. Building associations , if honestly con ducted , offer the best and safest way for a man ot small means to secure a homo , and their popularity and success are evidences of the thrift and industry Of American wage workers. A I'HOMINKNT book publishing house in Boston has just issued a catalogue of works by western authors exclusively. Its purpose undoubtedly is to call atten- 13 tion to the "literary" east , that the "west" is not alouo famous for its corn , its hogs , its cowboys nnd cattle kings , but that it can lay claim to a literature which may well dispute with the east for the olive branch. The subjects treated upon cover the whole Held of literature from fiction to poetry , from religion to history and science. The names of those "western" writers are by no means unfamiliar to the world of letters. The list includes General Low Wallace of Indiana , Thomas M. Cooley of Michigan , Mary N. Murfreo of Ten- tiesee , William D. IIowolls of Ohio , Oc tavo Thanot of Iowa , Charles Uoniiison of Colorado and Bret Hnrto of Cali fornia. TIIK invitation which our govern ment issued some time ago for a conference - foronco of American nations to bo hold ut Washington la receiving' generoqB response. Several of the republics huvo already signified their intention of Doing represented , nnd it is more than likely that all of them will accept the Invitation , In view of the compli cations likely to arise any day between the United States and the great powers of Europe which have financial or po litical interests on the American conti nent , it is high timu that a policy bo outlined for the attitude of the Ameri can republics with respect to the Mon roe doctrine , Thorn are , moreover , questions referring to commerce and to mora intimate relations between the people of the western world to be dls- ouBsod. For the day is not far distant when the railroad will lovcl political bun-lorn nnd knit the different nations and republics on the American conti nent Into the closuat intimacy. r AK Om'SWK I'lKW OP A candid and well considered article on Omaha , by William Wlllnrd How ard , with illustrations , appears in the current issue of 7rcr'a / ) Weekly. The writer was careful to obtain his fact from authentic sources , and con so quontly liis article Is not marred b.\ historical and statistical errors , aa have Icon cmlwdied in letters published by the eastern press regarding Omaha past and present. Mr. Howard vis Hod the city and made a carofu study of its business conditions iti public improvements , its archi tecture , nnd the character ol its people and wrw therefore enabled to write from personal observation rather than from hearsay. He was evidently withou prejudice , as every true historian must be , and he has hence written with fair ness and candor. A citizen of Omahn , imbued wfth pride of everything con nected with the city , may not anprovo all the conclusions of Mr. Howard , but ho will have to concede that they are frutiK and obviously well intended. The important matter is not what an out sider thinks of us as a social city , or how he regards our methods of providing for the cojt of public education , which , in the opinion of Mr. Howard is not to our credit , al though ho concedes the excellence ol the public schools , but what ho believes to be substantial nnd sound in our con dition and prospects as a city. In this respect Mr. Howard's conclusions are in the highest degree gratifying. Find ing the best of reasons for the growth of the past , the foundations of business and enterprise securely laid , and the conditions necessary to make a great city steadily increasing , he believes not only that the luturo of Omaha is safe , but that the Nebraska metropolis will do credit to the American nation. Mr. Howard's impressions of Omaha are compressed in this single sentence : "Omaha makes a specialty of doing business. " This pointed remark is amplified by the declaration "I'.vcn he who runs may read in this that the city of Omaha is the commercial gateway of Nebraska , Wyoming , Utah and part ol Colorado.1' Few persons need to be told the material significance of this condi tion of things. As to the future of Omaha , Mr. How ard , after comparing her substantial growth with the booms and booinlots ol other western cities , reaches this con clusion : "Omaha lias made herself so indisputably the northern metropolis of the plains that no neighboring place can make headway against her'1 As an evidence of tlio genuine and substantial character of the city's pros perity Mr. Howard says : Large Hnnncitil corporations would not in vest a million dollars in an olllcc building unless there was a certainty that it would pay. Proprietors of newspapers do not usu ally spend hdlf a million on a new building unless their business warrants it. 1 fancy that Mr. Edward Roscwatcr would not put up his magnificent new Omaha Bcu building if ha did not have an ironclad faith in thu fu ture of the city. For a city of only one hundred and twenty thousand people , this UBB building is a remarkable thing. There nro In the city of Now York only two , or possibly three , newspaper buridings superior to it. In n section of country so accurately represented by its newspapers as the west is , the erection of this large mass of brick is a significant indication of a solid general prosperity. Mr. Howard's article concludes with this encouraging assurance : "In nil practical and material ways , the Omaha of to-day is a broad foundation for the city of half a million people that she may become early in the next century. All that she needs is the superstructure of population. The opportunity for the building of a great city is seen in the millions of acres of fertile land that await the plough on the western plains. To the people of Omaha is given the inestimable privi lege of building as they will. The future - turo is theirs. " THE COST 0V MATERIAL PROGRESS. It is not a new observation that the rapid material progress of this period is made at an enormous cost to the vital forces of the people most strenuous in tlio struggle for leadership , nmonrf whom those of the United States are confessedly first. In the eager fight for success and wealth , men do not pause to consider that there is a normal limit to man's capacity for the true and healthy enjoyment of pleasures , luxuries , and oven com forts , and that when this limit is reached there is an inevitable ncn- alty. The financier and the merchant find gratification and incentive in know ing that fortunes can now bo made to count by the million as easily as when a quarter of a century ago they were reckoned by a tenth of that sum. To the manufacturer the improving appli ances and now discoveries which in crease and oticnpon tlio facilities for production give a luxury to enterprise. Tlio trader finds Immense advantage in the steadily improving agencies which enable him to keen in instantaneous contact with his markets and his customers. In all those di rections the progress of loss than half a century has boon inoal wonderful , and it lias so increased the chances of icquiring wealth quickly thntmon yield up everything to the intoxicating hopes and expectations of business enterprise. The strain is necessarily groat. Once .n the current the ambitious man can mve little time for himself. He lludb limsolf dominated by the forces of busi- loss llfo , which whirl and drive him 'orward relentlessly. A few , indeed , ire enabled to take periods of leisure , to release themselves wholly from tlio cares of business in foreign travel , or to enjoy some of the com- orts and luxuries of social life it homo , but the number of such is not urge. The great majority must remain constantly at the post of duty or run the risk of being left in the nice. There lias of course boon a great increase in the conditions for the amelioration of over work , but how little these have really accomplished is linprosslvoly told by statistics recently funitshod by the H'csldcnt of the health department of ow York , city , showing the Increase of deaths in that , city during twenty- years from dltoasos directly foV .orod by excessive dovotlon to business. The diseases noted are Bright's , da- | botej , paralysis , upoplosy , heart dis- fatty degeneration of heart , eorrhosis of the liver , and Insanity , Without Q0\\\g \ intc details , it Is sullloicnt to Bay that the agcrcgnto deaths from these diseases Increased nearly four-fold between the years 1SOO and 1887 , having been 5Mo ! in the latter year against 1,719 in the former. Dright's disease nnd disease of the heart claim nearly four-fifths of the victims of overwork , while the re cords of the lunatic asylums tolls a piti ful story of the ulTect ot thu hlghtan- sion methods of modern business. And these statistics do not embrace the mor tality from nervous exhaustion , which also dooms thousands to years of suf fering and helplessness , Doubtless the business pressure in New York is somewhat more severe than in other cl.ties of the country , but never theless these statistics convoy a warn ing which may wisely bo heeded in every commercial center of the coun try. While wo are amazed and grati fied at the wonderful material progress of tliu nation , it is well to consider what it is costing in physical and mental vi tality , nnd what may bo the consequences quences of that vast expenditure upon the next generation. A OIIKAT COiVO/JJJS.S 0V LAUOU. Among the most interesting events that will bo associated with the centen nial exposition in Paris this year will bo an international congress of labor , invited to assemble by the organized workingmen of i'aris. The exposition is intended to celebrate the centenary of the French revolution , and as that great event in the world's history nota bly assorted the rights of the masses against the privileges of the nobility and aristocracy , and produced condi tions which raised the workingmcn of Europe out of the degradation to which they had boon subjected , its celebration at the close of a hundred years is a most appropriate lime for assem bling representatives of labor in a great international congress. Such an assemblage will bn impressively signifi cant of the progress that has been made in liberal and enlightened principles during the past hundred years , since it would have been impossible a century ago. It may emphasize the fact that in this age the world can regard with greater interest and concern a congress of intelligent workingmen than a con ference of emperors. Tlio invitation to this congress im poses .no restraint upon opinions , and all vk4vs that prevail ainonir workingmen - men will have representation and be al lowed full and free expression. The widest latitude will be given to the dis cussion of the problems that , relate to labor throughout the worldand the most radical equally with the most conserva tive sentiments will receive toleration and attention. The purpose is to se cure a broad and unconstrained inter change of views between representa tives of labor , not with any idea of formulating a general policy or of bringing about immediate practical re sults , but in order that organized labor throughout tlio world may got a more accurate knowledge of the present con ditions affecting it everywhere and a truer conception of its international relations. In this respect the coming together of the labor of the old and the now world should have especially im portant results. There is need of establishing more intimate relations bctwcon the workingmen - men of Europe and of the United States for the better protection of the inter ests of both. It has been suggested that it will be possible to organize n great international intelligence olllce for communicating to the broad win ners of Europe and the United States matters relating to their respective in terests. Through such an organization American workingmen could inform their brethren in Eurone in regard to rates of wages and opportunities for labor in all departments of industry and thus avert a great deal of misery and distress now caused by improvi dent immigration. Such an interna tional association , it is behoved , would bo n check upon the selfishness of importers of cheap labor in this country and their agents in Europe. There are many good results possible from a congress of thin character , and from every point of view thu friends of labor will bo warranted in regarding its assembling as one of the very im portant events of the time. A FOHEION CRITICISM. Tlio criticism of Cardinal Manning upon the morality of this country , which lie professes to believe is going to seed , attributes moral decline to two causes the freedom of divorce and the Sunday newspaper. There will DO nobody to dispute the position of the cardinal so 'ar as relates to the divorce matter. 1'ho case with winch the marriage tie may bo severed in this country that is , in several of the states is not at all i < red liable to us. It is evidence of i lax public opinion regarding the importance of the most seri ous and hacrcd of human com- mcls not complimentary to our on- ightonmont. But Cardinal Manning should know that wo nro beginning to sec our weakness in this particular , nnd o see is to reform. Wo may not in corporate an amendment in the consti- .ution.ushns . been proposed , authori ng congress to onaut marriage nnd Oivorco laws. Wo shall very likely continue to bclievo that this is a matter .lint belongs solely to state regulation , tut it need not bo doubted that in due line the faults and defects of divorce aws will be removed wherever they oxiHi , nnd that tliore will > o a sufficiently uniform sys- om of laws more rigidly pi-fl eeting1 the marital compact to prevent ntiy euoh breaches of it ns are now so easy to bo accomplished. But with regard to the Sunday news- mpor , that Is an American institution vhich unquestionably has como to stay , t has bccoiio ( as necessary to the people n ? anything else that the progress of , he ago has ovolvcd , and it can no more bo given up than any of those things which have come to be Indispensable in ho life of the people. The wants of a 'real , active , inquisitive people will tot rout fora single day , and they have earned that it is quito as u uutiul to them that they sh&uM bo informed of what has transpirqd. on the seventh day of the week as on the first. The as sumption that the Sunday paper has anything to do with' depreciating the morality of the people , allowing that it is depreciating , cannot bo successfully maintained. Morality is not weakened by education , and , the properly con ducted Sunday paper 'is ' one of the best of educators. It Is 'invariably ' some thing more than , a newspaper. It is n source of greatly useful instruction outside of its presentation of the world's doings on , ( ho preceding day. It carries into the homes of the people sermons far more valuable and important than como from many pulpits , and the majority of these people can have no oilier sermons. Such an institution cannot work harm. All its inlluonco must on the contrary bo for good , and so it is. Tlio venerable cardinal , there fore , while ho may confidently hope for a reform of American divorce laws , may ns well make up his mind that tlio American Sunday paper is here to stay. COMMISStOXKIt WlimilT Of the national department of labor has an interesting chapter on working women of manufacturing centers in his last report. From a mass of statistics ho linds that the average age is but twenty-two years , and of the whole number reported seventeen thousand five hundred more than one-half are engaged in their first trial at self-sup port. As a rule , the working women are unmarried , supporting not only themselves but giving their earnings largely to the support of parents and dependants at home. Ten thousand of the number under consideration not only work at their daily occupation but assist in household duties at home. More than two-thirds of those women live at home and nro under homo influences. While this record is not at all complete , it is certainly gratifying as far as it goes. There can bo no question that the condition of workingwomen - women should be improved as regards hours of labor and rate of compensation. But it must be confessed , if Mr. Wright's testimony can bo depended upon , that the lot of the average work ing women is not ns black as it has been .painted. _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ IT is urged , as a special feature of the proposed corn exhibit at the Paris exposition to bo undertaken by tlio New York produce exchange , that ef forts be made to educate the people of Europe in the nrt'of preparing corn for food. Despite the heavy annual ship ment of corn products , there is amaz ing ignorance in foreign countries as to the best way to prepare corn for edible purposes. VOICE Ol ' THK STATE PUI3SS. Two IC.xtrpmcs. Submission is iu tbu swim. Prohibition Is in the soup. J _ J _ The President' ncvenge. Norfolk Tfewi. Cleveland has atta'ebej ' his autograph to the Dill creating thOidoparttnont of agricul ture. Considering the already complicated condition of the cabinet question this is nothing less than refined cruelty. \j They Owe It to Themselves. Fremont Tribune. Tn case prohibition carries a number of public water fountains would bo apprcciutod in Fremont. In order to get people accus tomed to using water as a beverage the city council should have some put iu in conven ient places. _ "Walt and Sne. David Cltn Pre s. THE OMAHA BEE gives as n reason why the secretary of the treasury should bo given to the owest Is "because the west produces the greatest share of the jvealth. " That is the very reason why the west will not be given the treasury portfolio. Wall street and the manufacturing influences of the east had too much "fat fried out of them" to give the west such an opportunity. Blond-Suckers Not Wanted. O'Kell Vninttcr. The state board of transportation is , in our opinion , a useless appendage and should bo abolished. According to published rates furnished by the board to the legislature the rates in Nebraska , for 100 miles tor instance , are nearly double what they are in Iowa , Minnesota and Illinois. We need railroads , but they ought not to bo allowed to suck the life blood from the people while wo are get ting them. _ The Railroad annul Inland Intlcjicnilcnt , It has been shown Unit the railroads have seventeen senators , a majority of one , in the senate. That settles the question of any leg islation in the Interests of the people in the railroad line this session. We are pleased to note that the senator from this district is not one of that railroad majority , voting to in definitely postpone u resolution requiring the board of transportation to prepare a schedule of rates , which will prevent discrimination against Nebraska. It seems that tha rail roads own both board and senate. TALKS ON T Randolph Mitchell , one of the victims of the fulling of the Meyer building , was a magnificent specimen of humanity. It was sad , indeed , that ho should have met so horrible rible a death and the gravity of the accident is but increased by the fact that , lit the mo ment of its happening , ho was trying to induce - duce another victln ; , Pctor lloyer , to take out n policy In the insurance company which ho represented. ' > Mr. Mitchell's ' life , it is stated , was In- Bured for $100,000. Hd tdok out the last $30- 000 , as related by hljliselj , In a wager which ho lost , having bet that pluvelund would bo re-olectoa prosldcnt/of , the United States. The bet was with a UrOMier Insurance agent who was a Harrison niani The loser was to have his life insured'In "the other's company for $5l,000. ) MitohelT08 | } and the premium cost him $ lT5ft j Said ho Just the day boforel his death : "I urn fouling well and contented. I have lost and puld onu of tilt ) biggest bets made In ttio presidential election , In thin purt of the country , and if I die my wife shall want for nothing , " The words wore still ringing in the listener's ears when the tlmu arrived to sound the agent's knell. There Is a vision of richness nnd beauty In the tiled floors and marble walls of the lavatory of the 1'axton. Mounting guard over the select spot Is a veteran of many years , Ho has momorl/nd n legend painted upon sheets of tin mid hung iu various places , which is Intended to attract the attention of Intruders , and which runs about as follows ; "Thoso accommodations uro Intended ex clusively far the guuots of thm hotel. " Several iiUUU ago , Frank iCuiuuu , the Otoe ixinnty senator , was.H ffiHiat at the house. So was William , faai.'liurly linown u "Uill" Canada. Uotli wcro performing tnoir ablutions after n ride from the capital. Be hind them pnccd the ngcd custodian of th nmrblo baths. Hnisln ? his head from th b.nln , the while applying a towel to I briskly , Hnnsotn inquired in a tone loin enough to bo heard by the gray board "Uill , why don't jou stop at this hotel whoi you nro in town ! " The ngcd sentry stood turned , tapped Canada on the shoulder , ntn with frigid civility said ; "I'leaso do you washing in the hotel you stop at nf tor thlsl" Ho then walked away , n * dl < Hfinsom also , leaving Canada to dlsposi ot his mortification ns best ho could , It 1 said thnt Hansom kept out ot Canada's pall for a week. From thp First National bank to the P olfio Express company's office is but n fev feet. Several dayn ago six young gentlomrr paced the dl tnnce nnd when they rcachoi ! their destinationthey wore almost exhausted , Each hod carried a bag of gold which was , in Itself , an nmplo fortune. These young gentlemen recall General Hnrnov's trip U [ the Missouri to iissitmo control , for the gov eminent , of the Sioux nation. Ho touched ut Omaha in ISO * , the boat bearing him being the Minor. Ho had with him Sr > 0t,0li0 ) , f trusted messenger , Stephen llowes , now per forming the same duties In the licadquurtcn of the department of the Platte in this city also his secretary , slneo known as Colonel O'Connor. ' There was n number of passen gers on board , while the deck and hold of the boat were loaded with provisions , utensils and Implements which were to be utilized in the civilization of the Indians. The boat was chartered at nn expense of $ , * > 0' ' ) per day , the trip extending from St. l-iouis to Peoria Flats , live miles from Fort Sully. Only three persons on the boat know of the money being on board. Those three have been mentioned , The currency was deposited In an old satchel , to which neither the general nor his attendants paid the slightest , attention. The half-million dollars reached the agency in safety , though many n tough character who , after ho learned of the chance ho had lost to make n fortune , bemoaned his lot in impotent petitions to bo afforded such another opportunity. A ereat deal of the money was spent iis Intended , upon the In dians , but when General Grant sent out Qnulters to continue the work of civili/.ation , General Harncy packed the money remain ing into'tho same satchel and threw It into one of the wagons , In the train with which he bade the Indians gooil-uyc. Near Fort Rundull , the wagon was upset and every thing was spilled upon the ico. Hut the little old suck was pitched back Into anotcr wagon , and , with its contents unknown to uut Howes and Hartley , reached Sioux City in safety. Thence , it traveled by express to the war department. "If 1 had carried the vallso in any other way , " said the general , "I should have had to protect it with u com pany of soldiers , " Tlio coldest Sunday we have had this year , and some of our most severe weather has been experienced on Unit day , has seen , In the afternoon , in one of the Twentieth street grip cars , sometimes a solitary passenger. In such eases it was a woman , round fea tures , ruddy from contact with the breezes and a form enciscd in a pelisse tightly drawn by the arms inside. The car rattles and the grip in an dances and the { > coplo on the street hurry by ns rapidly as possibly to get out of the cold , but the lady in question seems motionless and to fairly revel in the cutting blasts. Her persistence denotes a fixed purpose , the mniatonanoc of a habit ; while the glance of the eyes , now in this and again in that direction denote an intelligent and systematic observer. The car climbs the sleepy hill at Dodge nnd Twentieth streets nnd with an irresistible force shoots around the corner. The eyes of the lady- rest admiringly upon the imposing , though lifeless campus of the high school in the summer the most beautiful place of the kind in the country and then turn northward as the train glides down the plane toward her homo In the distant part of the city. Than this lady , no ono in America is more system atic in her habits , no ono more earnestly devoted - voted to the work she felt called upon to undertake , no one more widely known , oven on the continent and none more capable of comparing , describing and appreciating the glories which she has beheld in the works of both man nnd nature in all parts of the civil ized globe because the lady is Mrs. Eliza beth Cady.Stanton. ' Unlucky Heforniers. St. i'aul Pioneer 1'rcgg , So far in the reformation of society the White Caps have made almost as Itltlc prog ress as the prohibitionists. * Tlio Water Startled Him. FM\atldi \ > Mn Kurth American. A Huffalonian committed suicide in a Turk ish bath. It must have been an anarchist , who did not Know what to make of the situa tion in which ho found himself. o A Woinaii'H Wciipon. Chlcagii HrraW. A woman in Pennsylvania knocked n tramp out of time with a rolling-pin. The rolling- pin Is to lovely woman what the stiletto is to thu Spaniard , the bowic knife to the Texan , and the Winchester ritle to the cowboy. MagnniilinoiiH Hnchclnrs. Cincinnati Knqulrcr. Perusing the marriage problem several several eastern papers have been lately in terviewing distinguished bachelors as to the reasons why they remained single. Among many interesting responses ono sccnm peculiarly happy : "Whonoverl huvo thought of marriage I have been obstructed by the reflection that I should bo sorry for uiy wife. " Fact and Fiction. .S' ( . I'aul I'liinccr I'rem. Floating fiction : An Iowa editor who has a small farm has raised corn enough on It to huild a. printing office. Floating 1'aet : An Arkansas editor who has n small printing Dfllcu has raised h 1 enough in it to supply all the other printing offices with "devils. " I'riccH in Dakota. Mlnneaiwllii Tribune. \ Grand Forks man on a visit to Mlnneap- 3lm was repeatedly called upon to refute the : hurga that everything In the great ter ritory is exorbitantly high. Ho cited as i > roof \ > l his statements the fact that aces up before the draw are worth only $3. The Jjlou Ainoni ; Cho Flowura. 2'empfe liar , Hero , In tlilH garden nook alone , alone , JJes an old lion of gray stone- Once , In the long gone golden hours , A lordly lion , proud Jn state , The guardian of a mansion gate- Now ho lies low among the flownrs , Then , oft he Haw the shining doors , Heard light fcot full on festal lloors , Hoard music wake its witching din ; Then dance bcnuati ) the torches' bhuo The knights and ladles of old days , While he watched over all within. Now hu lies In his old ago Cast out , rejected by tlio rage- Of time a downbeatoJ , broken , scarrrtil An olit gray lion ; rot not less A lion In his feebleness ! One thing U left him Mil ! to trimrd. Ho guards it well , by night und day , In these iiejl ; , paw& of grainta gray , In the btrunnr Hheltar of his breast ; NO man shall servo him yet with scorn , Though a old lion , thu * forlorn. Ami all lie- guards u robin' * ucatl CURRKNT TO1MCS. Two street car conductors in San Fr < m Cisco Imvo bceu sentenced to six months' 1m prlsonmont for using na instrument denomi tinted "brother-in-law" dofrnud the n - - to com * pany. This Is a dovlco nbout as big as r silver dollar , which Is carried In the palm ol the left hand , the bell which It contain ? being rung In Imitation of the sound of tin boil-punoh when n faro Is collected. A num < bcr of detective * were employed and the twc conductors , who i > lcndcd guilty , were detected tected In the very act. There has nlwnys boon nn Irrepressible conllict between streol car conductors nnd their employers on the subject of "knocking down. " Whether the dollar or two a day to bo uizilo by the use ol n four dollar "brother-in-law" la considered sufficient compensation for the chance of n six months Mmtoneo nnd Its attendant conso- quenccs In the Mmpa of loss of character and of employment remains to be seen , Lord Wolseloy In the Fortnightly Kevlow lias n paper onVnr. . " A irood deal of n snob is "my lord , " says the Salt Lnico Tribune. Ho affects n kind of disdain for ndvlco to soldiers In the Meld from men high In civil station , who have not received a null- tnry training , which history docs not Justify , The president ot tlio southern confederacy was a thoroughly educated soldier , yet his ndvlco wus a terror to the uencrala who commanded the southern armies. Abraham Lincoln was absolutely unlettered in the art of war , but his advice was so pertinent that much of It rends now like Inspiration. The natural conclusion Is that a man who has no natural attributes for generalship cannot be made a far-seeing commander of an army , no matter how much labor the schools may bestow upon him , while another man without knowledge , but with the Instincts of n sol dier , may draw shrewd conclusions of what ought to be done and what would bo a suc cess , though hu may not understand the de tails necessary for the carrying out of the plan. plan.Tho The reported threat of the Chinese vlco- roy that ho .would exclude Americans from the Flowery Kingdom In retaliation for our exclusion act must bo taken with many grains of allowance , observes the San Fran cisco Chronicle. The Chinese government 1ms always expressed disapproval of the em igration of its people across the Paeille. It prefers that they should coloni/te the Phil- lipincs and the Slant settlements where they can get control of trade and bo near homo. Nine-tenths of tlio coolies who came hero wore from the provinces near Canton and Hongkong , and were natural nomads. The viceroy is governor of Chili , one of the nest northerly provinces , und ho can have 10 fooling In regard to the exclusion of a few thousand ol' the tramp and criminal classes. Ho is also shrewd enough to know that the balance of American trade has ilways been in favor of China , and that it would bo veer policy to cut off this lucrative trade for a mutter of national sentiment. Commenting upon the development of Japan , the Philadelphia North American says : The promulgation of a new constitu tion in Japan marks one of the most wonder ful strides that civilization has ever taken , if everything not Caucasian is to bo regarded as barbaric. But whuther it brings Japan nearer the Anglo-Saxon ideu of civili/nllon or not , it is the opening of u new era that promises to make the land of flowers a part , of the rest of the world to which it lias boon so long a mystery. Usually such changns arc made gradually , but m this case nn abso lute monarchy for twenty-live centuries is changed into n constitutional government in n single day. Twenty years ago the mikado and his consort wore hold so sacred that It was death for an ordinary subject to beheld their countenances. The ruler was absolute. To-day the masses rule. Had the mikado resisted this encroachment upon his heredi tary power , it might have been put off indefinitely - definitely , but with n wisdom and broadness of mind that has rarely boon exhibited by n monarch , ho has soon that Japan to hold her own with other nations must adopt the way of the dominant westerner , and has aided during the past ton years to bring about the change which strips him of his right to rule alone. Japan has always been a land of wonder , nnd her latest step stamps her as marvelous beyond compare. The members of at least ono church in New York uppoar to have serious doubts about the illness of strangers and persons too poor to pay pew rents engaging in religious worship , says the Chicago News. Benjamin W. Williams , ono of the ollioers of the Church of St. Thomas of that city , is re ported assaying : "Wo haven't nny room In our church for people who haven't naid for their seats. Our trouble is not to Hud places for strumrcrsbut to keep them out. Wo don't ' ask them to come , and wo don't ' want them. If they como r they are in the wuy , and wo have hard work V to got them out of the way ; but wo manage to do it nevertheless. Wo have to watch them , but sometimes they elude us nnd con trive to nnd seats somewhere. Then we have to tell them very plainly to get up and and go out. And we malic them do It. " Mr. Williams had been asked to give his reasons for compelling a lady to rise from her knees while In the midst of her devotions and leave the church. Ho had no hesitation in giving them. The lady , he said , did not own the pow and had not been invited to ou- cup.y it. Consequently BIO was an intruder and it wus right to make her 0 away. There were no free scuts except a low from which the pulpit could not bo scon. So the lady , who was a stranger in the city , could not bo permitted to re main. main.Mr. Mr. Williams , whoso church is one of the wealthiest and most fashionable in Now York , is an extreme example of a class of inhospitable church functionaries who arc too numerous for the good of the cause in which they claim to bo laboring. A church run us a close corporation , from the bi'iieliu of which nil outsiders uro oxcludfd , in variably has a great deal more fashion about It than It has religion. Of whut use In this world is u church which has no ivol- como for straiu-ors ) A society to promote selllshnoss in the gniso of religion can ac complish no good thing. On tlio contrary , It is n standing reproach to the c.iuso of Christianity. To exclude strangers from the churches Is to leave room for sin to enter and enjoy itself. Sin Is no stranger oven in fashion able church congregations , Notwithstanding the rapid growth and de velopment of the country the additions to the number of departments of the government huvo been slow und email , observes the Chicago cage Tribune , The first congress under the constitution Immediately passed bills pro viding for secretaries of thu treasury , ° f state , of war und navy , which wcro at llr.st united , nnd fora postmaster general and at torney general , Those positions were tilled by Alexander Hamilton , Thomas JclTor/ton / , Henry Knox , Samuel Osgood , and Kdrnond Uandolnh. The navy department not created tilt IT'Ji ' , when Hem- | umin fitodilanl was appointed sec retary , nnd thu department of the interior not till 1870 , Thomas Kwing being thu lint secretary. Now , forty year * mtcr.cami'siho lepartmuiit of agriculture , with Norman .1. Dolninn nt UK lioad. U will not be many /cars before the department of the interior , combining u number of Incongruoux bureaus ivhk'h wore assigned lltero because they ha- onta-d nowhere el n , will huvo to bo broken .ip into at Iciisi two department * . Commend us to Nevada for prompt action. I'ho orimnal eatistilution of thai ttuve pro hlbltcd lotteries , under severe t.nd efficient penalties. Hut the pdoplo suffered for wanl of lotteries , nnd children cried for them , So on ttio lOthof Jununry ot the present year , the legislature passed a law submitting to the I'coplp n constitutional nniondmont abolishing the original prohibition , to ba voted upon on February 11 , when It wai carried by n largo majority. So , though Nevada's mines have "petered" and hct agricultural prospects nro not great , nnd she is not likely to pet a strip of California ter ritory to help her out , she may still inauaga to exist upon licensed faro games ami local ized lotteries. GUIAT MIO.V. Certain English newspapers assort thnl Mr. Stc.id has severed his connection with the Pftll Mail Gazette , of which ho iias lena been editor. Walter .T. Damrosoh is loctnrhiff on tha beauties of Wugnerian opera to the Phibdol- phlans. A city which gnvo birth to thoClovot club must ndmiro Wagner. Cnsslus M. Clay has presented to Colonel James W , Capcrton , of Hichmond , Ky. , tin "revolving pistol" given to Clny by Lincoln for his defense of Washington in 1801. Hlsmnrcu has caused n now cartoon to bi put under the ban. The picture ropreienU nisinnrck ns Oollah : the newspaper pros * as llttlo David with his lively sllnc-shot. The most prominent candidates for Anmrl * can representatives at the Sumoan confer ence in Hcrlin arc licnjauiin F. Hutlor , Senator - ator Htddtoborgor , John L. Sullivan and Judge Uucker , of Colorado. John Wanntnnkcr's ' country plaeo nt Jon- klntown , l onn. , is his pride and joy. 1U has n flno collection of caltln , and his How. crs are very valuable. His roses nnd orchidi nre worthy of note , and his rhododendrons nro famous in I'cmihylvanla. John Jacob Astor has given n handsoim four-story building , with its lot of land , U the Children's Aid society of New York , as u memorial to his wile , who was deeply inter ostcd In this charitable institution Th < building will bo tisod ns an industrial sohojl. Prof. Herrmann , the wizard , closed a great week in Washington recently. Ho hud several oral social receptions during the week. As thu National Theatre .Tames (3. Hlaiuo occu pied a box , and nt the close of the porior- nmnco paid his respects ta the professor behind the scenes. Kdwards H. GolT , late publisher of tha Graphic of New York city , will soon return to Journalism. Ho ts to establish Hero in Now York a new trauo Journal to bo devoted to the Interests of American manufuuturors , nnd especially to the development of com mercial relations between this country and Central und South America. . "Tho Prince of Wales , " remarks the light-gossip man of the Now York Press , "eats clurns direct from the shell , which ho holds In nis hand. The great Nitpoloon was passionately fond of shrimps. Henry Ward Ueocher chewed roast lamb and eschewed roast hoof. Charles Dickens , when lectur ing in Hrooklyn , drauk a bottle of brandy and two of chumpagno during tha course of a single evening. " IlGIjIGlOUS. Kansas comprises thrco dioceses Leaven- worth , Coneordia und Wichita with a popu lation of 8G.OIK ) Catholics und 107 priests. Hov. John O'Connell. rector iu Limerick , was struck with apoplexy whllo serving in the confessional , and died in a few hours. John Wannmnkcr , of Philadelphia , whom political rumor designates ns the next post master general , is the Superintendent ot what is probably the largest Sunday school iu the world. The National Women's Christian Temperance - anco union has as constituents Us honornr.y members , young women's unions nnd Juven ile bands , in addition to the women's unions , making in all n following of half a million. Rev. Dr. Uoss C. Houghton , pastor ol Grace church , Portland , Orecron , has been olectoJ n member of the Society of Ulbk-ul Arclni'ology of London. Among the mem bers of this society arc Luyurd und Glad stone. The receipts of the Homo Missionary so ciety in thu lir.st nine months of this ycat have been : From contributions , $ luV C.l , from legacies , fW,7ii ; ) . As compared with thu minio months of last year , a fnlliug olT ol $9S9a m offerings , and f'iU,15S in legacies , * 3HU5U , in all. During the year 1SSS the following cities have dedicated now Y. M. C. A. buildings at the following costs : Toronto , $80,000 ; De troit , $135,000 ; Albany.flOO.OOO ; Innianapoli * . $100,000 ; Worcester , $140.000 ; St. Joseph , F1'J.J,000 : Now York ( railroad ) , $100.000 : Yorkville Branch. $ : ! 0,0i:0. : The society lor thosuppression of vice wan not Idle liibtyear. H secured 101 convictions , made 1H nrrcsts , seized over 4 ! > , ( K)0 ) pounds ol bad boons und papers , nnd runscil the de struction of an immense amount of vile mat ter of various sorts. All this WHS done at an expenditure of only $ flV , 2.78. A plcbeseitc has been taken at Milan. Tlio municipality has directly asked the heads of tiousoholds their opinion as to whether ro- igious tuachinp should forma part of the jurriculiim in public schools. Of the ; ; ! , . " > 1'J yotos recorded , ever twonty-flvo thousand A'cro in the affirmative. That is an miswor iVhlcli agitators will hardly dnro to overlook. It was stated nt a rodent comvciHion of : olorcd catholics in Washington that tlu-rn ire : . ' 0 colored catholic churches in th.s jountr.v. each ono of thc-.so having a .school uiiicxud ; besides 03 colored catholic schools , i orphan asylums , anil : i reformatories. The lutholic hospitals , homes for tlio poor , ok- . , ire open to both colored and white cluldri'ii. Miout 5,000 , children uro taught in th' ] ichools , nnd HOD children cared for in tlm isylums. Tliore is but 1 catholic priest , but hero are 7 colored students , Crcmal'on. hindini 7'Vffiiri' , \VllIiatn ! " she cried , " .strew not blosssnu of spring , Kor the now apparatus may rust ; Jut say that a handful of hlmvings you'l ! bring , And linger to sec mecombust. . . 'Oh , proiiiiso mo , love , by the llre-hnlo you'll watch ; And when mourners and .stoltcrs ciiivono , Tou will HCO that they light mo home Milcmii , slow mutch , And warn them against kerosene. 'It ' would cheer mo to know , crc tlito ru.ta bree/cs waft My essences far to the polo , 'hat ono whom I love will look to lha draught , And huvo a fond eye nn tin ) coal , 'Then ' promise mo , love" and liar voice fainter grow-- "While this biily of mine' calcilies , 'ou will stand just as near us you u.in to tha line And ga/e while my gases ariso. " A Hiinawny. Mr. James H. McArdle , of MoArdlcvillo , ict with what might have boon a fatal uu- nlont lust wock. Wht-'ii noir his homo tint inrileil team which ho drove took fright and nishcd their-jouraoy in u wire funru. Thu iirrliiffu war * wroukcd und Mr. MnArdlo wus irown violently out ou liis lic.nl an J siioul- er.-i. Ho fortunately escaped with a ftnv ithcr painful cuts und brul.sua which will linn to the hou-to for u wcok or no , Tin ) liiitl SI raw. l-'hiledelphia Kccord : Jowa City Man - ' Yea , sir , t'vo come east to livo. 'an't ' htund western notiscnstt any jnjjor. " Philadelphia ! ) ' ] tnough you were oldiiiK a town ollico out thero' . " "J was , but 1 warned. You KOD it as thin wav. Souui o' thiisu luniul tola in councils pasnitd u law iniu/.lin ; ; II limburtfor ehuisso nll'urod foraah ; ; Ud it wat deleterious lo health , you now. " 'That .should not have worried you ny. " "Great Scott , man ! They aj > plu.cd , iu to do lUo