' 2EE ? QIVIAHA DAILY BEEj ; FRIDAY. JANUAEY 31 , . 18SD. THE DAILY BEE , KVI3IIY MOHNING. TEKMH OK BOItSrWlTION. DMtrlMornlnKUrtltlon ) Including Sifvuvv HKK , One Year . * IO 0 I'orSlc Month * . " ForThrce Month * . . . . . , . TDK OMAHA HIJNDAT HER , mailed to nay mlilrMS. Onr Yenr . JJ VF'KKKI.V HKK. Ono Vonr . . . . * " OMAIIAOfKlCK.N08. l4ANI > fll PAIlNAM8TIUtT : : ClIICAflO Of KICK M7 ! ItOOKEItV IIIMI.ItlNH. Nr.wVcmKUmcE. MOOM * 14 ANH iSTmiiUNi llflMJINCI. WA0IIIM1TON OFMCK , NO. M. . STIIKET. OOltllESI'ONDKXCK. Atlcointmmlcfttlons minting to news unil tt\\ \ \ torlnl nmt tcr should be ndilrcsso J to the I'.IIITIM . Allbtulness letters ftnilromlttujices.slioiiM b < dilicsietl to Tin : ll .n ruiii.t8iu.Mi COMPANY OMAHA. Drnfu.rheclcsnnil jiftMotnce order ) u liemutlo payable to the order of tuo coinimny. TliBBcePnMiii ! i paiiy Proprietors , E. HOdBWATKK. Editor. THIS DAIIiY 1 1 1C 1C. Sworn Statement ol Clruulntlon. , , , County or Oiiiiclfts. I ' ( J corao II. Tzschuclc , secretary ot The lion Pul ) . llnhlno Company , dons solemnly swear that tht ncninfclrculatloti of TIIK DAILY UKK for tin wcekomUnR.lnnunrvIi. I83 , was as follows ! Sunday , Dec til . 2 .S.V Mondny. Dec. Ill . 1MB : riiMMlajr , .Inn. 1 . IM" \Vr < lncii < lHy..luu. ! ! . IR.PI ! VlHinumr. Jim. 3 . Ifl.OII 1-niUy. Jim. 1 . IW Batiirdny , Jan 6 . .IB.Ui. or.ouni : Sworn to lirforo mo and subscribed In inj plcBciico tlilH 5th ( Inr of .liniiuiry , A. I ) . IBS' ) . 8 nl td N. t > . fKlU Nutarr 1'ubUc , Btntoof Ncbrns . I , . County of Douqtiu. f ( leorpe II. 'IV.sclinck. lioini ; duly sworn , de roses and snys that ho is sucrutary of tlm 1tu < I'lnillRliltm company , tliat the nctual avor.ist dully clrculntlon of J'IIK DAILY JlKB for the oionth of January. 18 3. IA.2UO copies : for Pnb rnary. INW. ir . routes : rr.r ilnrcli , 1W > * , 19.IM copies : for April , ItiM. 1H.741 comcsi forMny.llWt , is im copies ! for.luno.lBNUI'.SI.Ifopleisfor.luly ' , 188H , IP.Kll copies ; for AllKilst , 1S8S , IMSIcoplPSj torSuptembcr , IKhfl , 13.IM roplos ; for October , 1P88. WAS IC.O'M roles ! fur Novombor. 1883 , liMWOcoplei : for December , ] WH. 1S.K2I copies , Sworn to lietoro ino and subscribed in my Presence thlsynl day ot .lanuary I8W. NM' . mill tfotarr Public. Tun iloluyo lini arrived the deluge oflcglslnUvo bills. Junoi : H\ititiiT's decision in the Now Yorlc suproino court against thu sugnr trust is n sweet morsel to roll under the tongue of tho'consumer. IK DICIC Br.ttMX doosn't lose his head over the nauseating slobber tlmtisboing poured at his foot by lickspittle report ers and journalists it will be n wonder. is a story about Horatio the Roman holding the bridge against the invaders. But he cuts no figure at all beside Fillibustcror Weaver of Iowa holding the house at bay. Tin : British investor , between buy ing worthless American railroad stock and electric sugar securities , will soon fool himself reduced to the level of the excluded pauper laborer. IT was in accord with the eternal fit ness of things that Mr. Seed ot Scward county should b'o put on the committee of agriculture and should bo made chairman of the committee on gra/.ing. Tins Honorable Roustabout Morrissey - soy has been assigned temporarily on the committees of banking and cur rency , revenue and taxation and man ufactures and commerce. Just think of this eminent financier revising our banking system and our taxation laws ! GOVKUNOIl-KMCCT FllANXJIS , Of Missouri - souri , is credited with making over a million dollars in the recent wheat speculation. That may explain why the retiring Governor Morohousc re ferred to the necessity of stringent leg islative action to make dealing in op tions a criminal offense. NEW MKXICO has boon hoard from. The land of sheep , Spaniards , Apaehos and buried cities does not propose to sit idly by and see Dakota walk into the union without a protest. Its delegate to congress , Antonio Joseph , 1ms made an appeal for the admission of the terri tory , but congress will take plenty of time to digest the claims of Now Mexico for statehood. Fnr.TTT'tw'o-thirds of the members of the house committee on public lands and buildings represent localities that have boon favored with pul > lic build ings and charitable institutions by the state. This makes the committed the most aggressive combine that lias over boon welded together by the seductive power of appropriations. It is safe to predict that that committee will , if it has its way , drain the surplub out of the state treasury and pile up the agony of liberal appropriations till the state groans and staggers under the oppres sive burden. IT may bo of general interest to the business community to learn that sta tistics place the number of failures for thu your just ended at ton thousand out of a total of one million and forty- six thousand business firms. In other words , there was one failure for every Ulnoty-oight men in "business. This ratio will seem unusually high , taking into consideration that the year 1888 was considered a fairly prosperous one , The number of failures was higher than for 1887 , when It was in the proportion of ono to every ono hundred and thirty. TIIK appalling disaster which over took tlio populous c'ltles of Pittuburg , Reading , anil other towns of Pennsyl vania , will send a thrill of horror through the whole country. The do- Btructivo cyclone , resulting in the loss of BO many lives and property , has not boon paralleled for many years. It was known in the signal service department that an area of lowbaromotrio depression extended from Nebraska to the Atlantic ocean and from Memphis to Canada. It was predicted that severe storms would sweep across the country and caution ary signals wore displayed , but no such violent manifestation of the fury of the elements was anticipated. There is a wide Held for investigation in the study of the cyclone. With all our Bciontlllo Investigations , our weather prophets cannot foretell when to prepare for those terrible visitations , and it would appear that Pennsylvania or any other section of the country is just as liable to bo Hwopt by the fury of the cyclone as Dakota or Louisiana. l SEEDED KKFOfMf. The sooner ft well digested bill regu lating private tanks in Nebraska cnn be prepared and introduced in the legis lature the bolter it will bo for all coir corned. The public Imvo 11 right to de mand it for their own protection as de positors , and tankers ought to join in requesting it for the preservation ol their credit and that of the utato. Five years ago the Chemical National bank of Now York paid Nebraska bank ing institutions the high compliment of of saying that In twenty year * of ex tensive business relations with the banks of this state it had never lost n dollar. But in five years . Nebraska has doubled in population ami three recent bank failures indicate cato that it has not doubled the safeguards thrown around its bunks , In each and every one of the CIISCH noted , gross if not criminal mismanagement was the 3auso of the failure. None ol the insolvencies would have boon prob able under a law which provided ns rigid restrictions for state banks n > those which apply to tanks operating under the federal statute. An investigation of the books of the stnto auditor at Lincoln , will show that thcro a are num ber otHO called banks operating in Nebraska without a dollar of paid up capital. They are doing business holely and entirely on the money of depositors , wliO'io funds they are loaning and on whom the entire losses rcsulUnir from bad loans or mismanagement must fall. Organized under a state banking law , which gives sanction to their operations In return for a mere pretense of state supervision , the only duty in return ia an annual report of their business , which is filed away in the auditor's olllce and is of no practical value toatiy- ono. There is urgent need of a wisely stringent banking law whose chiol feature shall bo a state bank examiner , acting under the treas urer with all the powers of a national bank examiner. Such an ofli- cor's salary could readily bo met by fees pah ! by the banks whose books are examined and whoso casli is counted. In addition the treasurer should be em powered to call for quarterly statements , which , as in the case ot those of the na tional banks , should bo printed conspic uously in the home papers , so that every depositor could have an oppor tunity of knowing , lho condition of the institution witli which ho is deal ing.The The credit of Nebraska banks has boon so excellent throughout the country that our bankers cannot altord to omit any opportunity which presents itself to preserve that credit and their own reputations unimpeached. COOPER AKD THE RAIL ROADS. The now governor of Colorado , Mr. Cooper , took very positive ground in his inaugural address in favor ot the enact ment of it railroad law for the better protection of the people of that state against the exactions 01 the corpora tions. Ho called attention to the faet that the republican platform distinctly pledged the party in favor of fair but stringent legislation respecting the railways , and that the pledge should bo faithfully and fully redeemed. "Wo declare , " said the governor , "that pools , rebates , and all discriminations should bo prohibited , and the prohibi tion rigidly enforced by heavy penalties. Wo also demand legislation that will prevent the charging of exorbitant rates. Wo also demand legislation pro hibiting all oflleers judicial , legisla tive and executive from accepting , di rectly or indirectly , railway passes or free tickets. " It will thus bo soon that the demands of the pcoplo of Colorado are very nearly in line with those of Nebraska , and unfortunately the chances of having them complied with are about ovon. In Colorado the legis lative committees have been largely made up in the interest of the railroads , it is presumed at the dictation of the railway attorney , Mr. E. O. Walcott , who will next week bo elected to the United States senate. In Nebraska the chairman of the railroad committee is a notorious and unscrupulous railroad capper , who can bo depended upon to spare no effort to shield the railroads. Under such conditions the people of neither Colorado nor Nebraskaaro war ranted in indulging the hope of getting needed and just railway legislation. AN Ab'J'f-TIWST LAW. The legislature of Nebraska ought to enact an explicit and comprehensive law prohibiting combinations within the state to regulate prices and limit or destroy competition. Whatever power congress may possess to deal with trusts it iw very evident thnro will bo no legis lation on the subject by the present body. The bravo promises made at the first session by loaders of both parties have boon disregarded , and a score of anti-trust measures are hidden away in committee rooms , very lllcoly lobe swept away with the debris remaining when the present congress shall die. Whether from a doubt regarding the authority of congress , as some have professed , or by reason of the influence of the great com bines , the representatives of the people in the national legislature plainly in tend to Ignore this question for tlio present , while freely admitting4horo is none affecting the interests of the people plo and the commercial welfare of the country of greater importance. This situation enforces tlio necessity of state action. A general policy of anti-trust legislation by the states would destroy the growing evil , and the right of the etntos to enact such legislation has never boon ques tioned. No defender or apologist of trusts has over suggested a doubt that a state has the right , in granting corpor ate franchises , to make it a condition that such f ranch uos shall not , under penalty of forfeiture , bo alienated from the parties to whom * grantcd and sur rendered to the control of trustees or ngontj without responsibility to the stato. It is also not doubted that a state may prohibit and punish pooling and combinations between persons or corporations doing business within its jurisdictionwhen the purpose of such ar rangement is the regulation and control of prices mid production. The juiUcin opinions respecting trusts and like com binntions , so far its wo have observed , recognize the right of a state to do those things , and wo do not know thai it has anywhere or by anybody , save tlio attorneys of the trusts , boon denied or questioned. It Is notably recognized In the decision Just rendered by Judgt Barrett , in the New York BUpromt court , sustaining the action of the at torncy general of that slate to forfeit the charter of a sugar refining company which had disposed of its stock to the trust and closed up its works. The bill introduced In the state senate ate by Mr. ICccklcy upnonra to bo ttcoui' prchotisive measure , the provisions of which do not exceed the authority ol the stale to proscribe regulations for the conduct of basliiesi within Its juris diction. The importance of the sub ject , however , requires that the bill shall be given the most careful con sideration , and its timely Introduction will permit this to be done. A pretty general slate movement ngalnst trusts and all forms ot combination inimical to the freedom of trade mid dangerou * to the public welfare seems assured , tint : Nebraska should show a proper concern In this very important matter. But what IB done should bo carefully ma tured , bo thai it will sland any test and thus become a permanent bulwark for the protection of the people against all forms of monopoly and exaction , LHT Tim COMUm'EK REl'OltT. What has become of the serious charges prelerrcd against Building Inspector specter \Vhitlock in connection will : the permit Issued by him to the No\\ York Life insurance company to occupy OSxIlfcetof Seventeenth street for at : underground power house ? It will be remembered that AVhitlock dellboi1' ately falsified the facts connected willi this extraordinary transaction , anil purposely misinformed the mnyot and members of the council about the permit , and had the audauitj in disregard of the order of the council to issue the permit while injunction proceedings were pending. The com mittee of the last council which was di rected to investigate the charges ol high handed insubordination failed to report , and the papers have been laid over for action by their successors in the present council. As a mat ter of fcolf-respcct the council should make every eily olllcor understand that its orders should not be defied with Impunity. Aside from this , however - over , Whitlock's course in this connec tion leaves no other inference than col lusion or spite work. In cither case ho has shown himself unlit for the place he holds , even if ho was a competent builder and brought to the discharge of his duties anything more than the ex perience giined with a jackplano in a carpenter shop. Tuii present congress appointed a committee , of which Tillmnn ot Soutli Carolina is chairman , to investigate the controversies last year between the rail road corporations and their employes in Pennsylvania , and to recommend what legislation , if any , was required of c6n- gross. Tlio committee has not yet re ported , but promises s-oon to do so. It seems from expressions of the chairman , however , that its conclusions are not likely to be of great value. Ilisviewis that the inter-stale commerce act has al ready destroyed state control of railroads and it appears likely the committee will find the anthracite coal operators , railroads and mine owners in the enjoyment of a monopoly diffi cult to reach. If such shall bo the case the time and expense of the committee was worse than wasted , but it is remembered that the investigation was of the most perfunctory character , taking the character rather of a pleas ure trip than a matter ot serious busi ness , while the delay in making the report - port will bear a construction not alto gether favorable to the committee. Nevertheless the conclusion of Mr. Tillman and his colleagues will not finally dispose of the question whether thb grasping and merciless monopoly cannot be subjected to the regulation of law. TUB message of ex-Governor McGill , of Minnesota , is reassuring to the ad vocates of .high license. Ho states that while no official data has been gath ered , information to bo relied on shows a decrease of fully one-third in the number of saloons in tlio state and an increase of one-quarter in tlio revenue derived from licenses. The consump tion of liquor has boon Icasonod and the cause of temperance materially pro moted. Thcro is loss intoxication than boioro the law was enacted , the saloon is no longer a dominant power in the politics of the state , public opinion for a thorough control of the liauor traffic has fatronglhoned , and in many ways , directly and indirectly , good has resulted to the state and people from the high license law. In view of those gratifying results the ox-governor , an ticipating an effort to repeal the law , advises against the adoption ofauuliu measure. The experience of Minnesota seta is in accord with that generally following the application of high li cense to the liquor traffic. GOVISKKOU Cooi'Kic , of Colorado , ia sound on the subject ot corporations or others importing into the state forces of armed men to perform police duty in protecting their property. "It is an in sidious danger , " said the governor , "which cannot bo too promptly chocked , " and ho thought the employ ment of such mon should bo made a criminal olfenso. The experience of Colorado in this matter was not so serious as that of Nebraska , but it scorns to have been sulliclont to fully impress her people with the danger of per mitting a repetition of the outrage. It is the duty of every state to protect its people against this menace to their rights and liberties , and Colorado and Nebraska should unite in setting the example , PAUL VANDKUHUM , it seems , was not led to pay homage to General Harrison out of pure loyalty to John M. Thurs- ton. Ho told the president-elect that ho wanted the place of superintendent of the United States mail service and was backed in his demand by the Grand Army. Mr. Harrison , hawovoi' , will li all probability recall the fact , that no many years ntoo this same Vnndorbun was dismissed from the postal servld by I1osttiiastori0cnoral Grcslmm for In subordination.Mid . neglect of duty. Thi supcrintondorft'ot thu mail service , It i j : ifo to predict'Will not bear the natm " "of Vandervoftrt , Tun production of petroleum in Penn sylvania is gradually diminishing , and threatens before long to fall below tin demand. As the oil from Iho Ohii Holds can not bo converted inlo korosom of the proper quality , it looks as if the shortage in tlio Pennsylvania supplj can not be made good unlbsa drawi from new sources. This will bo the op portunity for the oil Heidi of Iho west , The petroleum industries in Wyoming and Colorado will bo given an iinpi'UH which will make thorn the lending mar hot of Iho country. The day can not hi far distant when this change will bi brought about. Tin : outlook for the cattle growers ol Colorado iind Wyoming for 18S9 is ex ceedingly promising. The ranges din ing the year just passed have been re mnrkably free from disease , and bill very little loss was sustained by reasoi : of severe wcalhor. Another sign thai betokens a prosperous season is that tin number ot cattle has been reduced in accordance with the capacity of the ranges. This has boon most beneficial and has corrected the abuses ot formei years. The result is that bettor price ! have ruled the cattle market and have given the business a healthier lone. Tun pork packing interests of the western packing centers seem to be brightening upas the season advances , The great drain during the summoi and fall which taxed the supply of lbc farmers still leaves a shortage. But il is more than probable that within the next thirty days South Omaha as well as Kansas City and Chicago will gradu ally increase their packing to vorj nearly tlio corresponding operations ol last year. IlllitlC IllUTISOIl. Mr. Harrison , jr. , scams to DO spelling his name Kustlo. A Ghnncu for Immortality. I'ioiicer J'c i. Ara you ambitious i Select an acceptable tinme for ono ot the two Dakotas and go thundering down the ngcs. Olil Iliokory'H Anniversary. Gtolic-Dcnuicrnl. Saint Jackson's ' day passed on" very quietly. The democrats wcro not in good celebrating humor. Something Too ! Much of Congress. IlitffaWriiro \ ? . The present concross is doing ovcr.vtliing in its power to make necessary an extra ses sion of the next congress , This country la congrossed to clentli. It's the Homo of the Hustler. KciO Yurie Sim. The west , which is already intoxicated with its hopes of the next census , wants hustlers rather than moral heroes. 1C the hustlers are moral , so much the bettor , but at any rate they must be hustlers. Applicable to Nebraska. Clitenga Inter-Ocean , The policy originally adopted by the United States in authorizing banks to bo formed wns to oxcrcise a rigid supervision over them , and that policy lias been faithfully adhered to. The policy of Illinois , on the contrary , has been to allow banks doing business on a charter to go on year after year , taking the people's money without luiving their sol vency looked into. It is a matter of sur- prisG that failures have been so few. It was certainly high time for a now departure. It Is not too much to say that the old policy of the state has prevented the normal growth in our midst of tlio savings bank system , and no doubt it has cost the commercial bank de positors a great deal of money , taking the period as a whole. A CHANCE TO Unto a little nigger , A-swimming in the Nile , Appeared quite unexpectedly , A hungry crocodile , Who , with that chill politeness That makes the warm blood freeze , Unmarked : "I take some dark mo.xt Without dressing , if you please ! " Life. New York Sun : "Do you think your sister thinks enough nbout mo to marry mot" asked Merritt , trying to pump her brother. "I guess she does , " returned little Johnnie , "but I ntn not buro that you are solid with the old man. So , perhaps , before you pop the question you had bettor question the pop. " Toledo Blade : Campaign Echo "Ah ! my darling. " murmured J. Court l'astoras ) tho/ Bat on the sofa in the softly-lighted parlor , " 'ou must forgive 'our ducky for what ho said to little brother at supper table , but lit tle brother was naughty , 'ou know. What's the matter with Johnny lately , birdy , any how ? " Johnny ( from behind sofa ) "He's all right 1" Philadelphia Record : little Dot Our minister prays over bo much louder than yours does , .Little liob 1 don't care If liu does. Our minister jumps the highest when ho preaches , HO there now. AVifo ( who had boon detained nt homo ) "Do toll mo how the ladies were dressed , dour I I'm just dying to know. Husband "Oh ! all that I saw were regular prUo-ring costumes. Texas Sif tings j Three of a kind would Imvo bcoopcd tlio ark during tlio Hood , for it only hold pairs. Hoston Heacon ; VY'iat ' are tlio great as- tronomcra ) The sjara ; because they have studded tlio heavens for ngos. Merchant Travvjor : It was doubtless a shoep-trador who ilrat remarked ( and In all innocence ) that ho wouldn't givom dam. It is bolloved that the luckiest stone men tioned m the bible ia the ono that David uaod in liis encounter with Goliuth. Answers to COHDOVA , Nob. , Jim. 8. To the JOdttor of Tin : Hun : For the iboiiolit of your many readers , plcaso state the republican majority , last election , in thfpstato. C. U. HUICOOK. Harrison's majority , 23'J3 , ; Thayor'a ma jority , 15,230. KISI.VO CITV , Nob. , .Tan. 8. To the Editor of TIIK HUE : To , &ottlo a dispute among your many read urn in this pluco , please pub lish the ngo of John L. Sullivan.A A HKADIill. Sullivan was born in Hoston October 15 , 1853 , and is consequently thirty years of ugo. To the Sporting Editor of THE Hen : In TIIK HUB what world's Please to state rec ord , if any , John S. Priuco holds at present. HEAIIKII , Prince holds an American record of 100 miles in six hours , 00 minutes and 55 seconds , made lit Springflold , Mass. , October 2S , 16s5. Unconscious nml Klowly Kinking. At noon yesterday Colonel A , H , Forbes was in nn unconscious condition , and is ro- iwrted to bo slowly Journeying toward the Inevitable realm. The oporutlon performed upon his sKull 1ms not brought about the ro- .suits that wcro anticipated , and his death now 1 regarded merely as u question of tima. The best mud leal talent In tbo city is in at tendance. T TOPICS. The ilj-nnmito cruiser Vesuvius hns bcci tried again , nnd ha np.itn prcvcd horscl factor than the contract dcniniiilcd , mnUliif oven better time than on the HrU occasion The wind wn * blowing at the rate of thirty five miles nn hour , nnd the ci waa verj heavy , nnd what was still more dlsmlvmi tngcous , the trial was made In alnnl water , winch makes the waves short niul choppy , ns well ni high , llut the bulhior * . Cram ] Hros. of Philadelphia , hail such ccutldcnci lu their bantling that they said , Lot hci go. Gallagher , " nnd Aho wont the measure ! two miles In 5 minutes nml 5 ( seconds. She mndo another attempt to boat this rooonl , but the seas were too heavy , nnd ono of tin air-pump levers broke. Thcro will bo sill another trial when new gear hns boon pit1 in , nml it is seriously believed that twenty two knots will bo obt.nned. Cnptan /.allnsld , the porfecter , If not the Inventor of the pneumatic dynamite gun , was on board , and was highly gratified with the re suits. The Vesuvius tinned with his gun 1' ' at present tlio most powerful vessel in tin world , nnd yet she Is a little thing , costing but a trifle. With a mosquito fleet of suel boats America will bo not only invulnernbli to tlio attacks of others , but will bo irreslstl bin when shi ) attacks. Let European nation ! spend Iho money of the people in costly arm aments If they will. The great Yankee nn lion lights with brains , mid lets the people keep thrir jjold and silver In their pockets It in noteworthy that not ono of the Im mensely expensive ivrmor-clnds , with bun drcd-ton guns has over been used in warfare and the Vesuvius lias already ninilo then obsoloto. So much for spending money oul ot pure panic. * t Omaha purilled Itself from the gambling dens that infested it some eighteen months ngo , nnd those who wcro too timid to help in tlio movement that drove them out , have re alized slnco that It pays to bo moral , nnd to bo courageous in defense of public morality. The good that was then uivomplishcd is now acknowledged by all mon , and therefore our citi/cnscan feel sympithy for the people of Tacoma , in Washington territory , who are in the midst of similar trouble. Tlio T.icoimx l.oilgor has bceii most outspoken in its assaults upon a gambling house that lius become - como rich enough to buy secret onieial sup port , nnd to obtain n certain amount of police recognition nnd countenance. The average policeman never yet has been able to com prehend that rich men can bo criminally on- gaged. Marble halls and gilucd saloons Imvo such an effect upon bis moral sense as to wipe out all idea of those infractions of law which ho recognizes easily when they lire carried on In the b.ick room of a cigar store. The best element of Tuconm has been be hind the Ledger , and that paper mndo such n hot fight of it that recourse has been had to incendiarism , and the newspaper ofllccs were destroyed recently , with a loss of SHO.OOO. . Howards have been offered of § 1,500 for such information as will lead to the con viction of the criminal , and the Society for the Suppression of Vice would do well to make the cause of the Lodger its own , and add another thousand Hollars. Lot virtue be as spluted in action as vice , and the latter will surely be conquered. UNVAUMSIIMI ) I-'AOTS. - Xo Laplander has over written a song , and no inlander has ever written a book. No wonder they nro a happy people. Marie Twain hasn't mndo a funny speech nor written out a joke for two or three years , but in explanation lie says ho has had two cradles to roclc and a baby carriage to push around. Among the Chinese Heaven is odd , earth is oven , and the numbor-i one , three , live , seven , nine belong to heaven , while the even digits nro of the earth earthy. Twenty years ngo there were ninety-two ightnlng-rod factories in the United States. To-day there are but three , and those doing i trilling business. Tlte lightning-rod was ; hc biggest humbug of the nineteenth cen tury. . Out of fifty people at a Cincinnati banquet thirteen would not eat venison , ten would not touch turkey , eighteen would have noth- ng to do with s.ilad , Hftccn refused coffee , /wenty-cight let cheese alone and not over twenty would touch cake. Ono of the Caroline islands ia owned by an American sailor named Hcnjamln , who has sixteen wives , about fifty children , nnd has nothing to do but smoke his pipe and boss .ho r.incli. Ho published a letter in a Oalt- 'ornia paper advising other sailors to do ikowiso. A correspondent of the Evening Post writes : "I took a little friend of mine aped four years to the Paulist church , cor- icr of Fifty-ninth street and Ninth avenue , on Sunday , and he was so delighted with the procession a usual feature of the church that he exclaimed on seeing it : 'I mow what that's for ; It's a parade , ana God is elected. ' " Joseph Liningor , who lives about twenty miles northeast of Wabash , Ind. , is proprie- .or of a skunk ranch , probably tlio only one n that stato. Mr. LIningcr established his 'akunkery" last spring , with only u few an- mals , anil now there nro llfty in the corral. The skunk is an animal easily raised , nnd is piito valuable for its oil and lur. The skin s worth from 75 cents to § l. . " > u. and the yield of oil is about of the sumo value. As this is the season of the year for the exchange of gilts. St. John's county ( On. ) comes to the front with the most novel on record. A young man near St. Augustine , though having sound teeth , had them too icar for beauty , so lie had his eye teeth ox- ractcd , took them to a jeweler , where they were polished , dyed , and mounted in gold us a pair of earrings for his best girl. \V KSTISUN WAI PS. Montana lynchers hung a couple of sloek- iiKSiipon Christmas eve simply because they had a horse thief in them. A year ago yesterday the thermometer in 3t. IMul reached twenty-seven degrees be- ow zero. Hut the thermometers have been copt In warmer places this year. The Pawnee Indians Imvo become so civil- zed that most ol the bucks wear p.iiior iol- : ars , tlio Siiuawa wear red stockings , and all are catching ou to popular songs und slang words. The town of Dunloith , having offered 100 and a town lot to tlio Jlrat baby born within Is llmitB.a lady living iioo miles distant wont over , guvu birth tea bouncing boy , pocketed ler S.1UO and the deed for the town lot , and InisUoil up the entire transaction in lets .him forty-eight hours , "And that is silver ere , Is it' " said Mrs , inaggs , ns she examined a piece of curious ooklng mineral In a Dunvor Binoltor , "Yes , ny dear , " said her husband. "And how do they get the silver outi" "They smelt it. " 'Well , that's queer , " shosald , after applying icr iioso to the ore. "I smelt it , too , but lidii't get any silver. " Two female horse thieves escaped from ail at Hutchinson. ICan. , ono night lately. J'lioy had been stealing horses for n year , laving run off thirteen , Including two splen did animals from Hutclilnaon , Largo re wards hud been offered , but until their nt- empt to steal a carriage with the liorsoj , .hoy had successfully eluded the olllcor * . The girl a aru of a dashing type , both blendes and Imndsomo , Ono uuy she is the daughter of a Philadelphia minister , und thu othnr claims to bo the daughter of a wlioloaalo clothing dealer in Hoston. Their mimes are unknown. A goat caused the death of Jainos Sum mers , n Union Pacillo Imikoman. In Wyo- nlng the other day. The animal belonged to n "Daddy Nolan" barnutormlng company , and not on the track at Cheyenne , It is sup- > osed , from u low abed adjoining thu water : mk , Thu goat was called "Oloo" ami was rulnod to clear the Hinge at a signal In the hinl uct of the play. After tlio train left Choycnno , Oleo chewed the boll cord awhile nnd then drove two of the brakemen to the cabooso. where ttioy remained In mortal tor- or , believing the animal was u wild cat. Bummer was on the front of the train and md not soon the goat until the latter rushed lit him full tilt. Ju thu darkness ho xtag- 'crcd , lost his bulauco , and foil from Iho rain , Ilia companions , peering over Iho ton f the car. saw his lump go out. They ooulu not stop the train , iu the ball-cord hud buoa ' * : " chowcd In two , but the goat's further prn * Ing on the cord rang the l > ell in the engine- cab. The tinin was stopped nnd then rim back. Summer's node had boon broken. A cowboy Inssoed the goat when the train nr- rived nt Lnrnmlo , nml the coroner ordered him to the pound to the pending Inquest. WATSON'S WOUli. . What Members Snr Aliont the Com- ntlttfcq Oilier Oimlp. LIVCOI.N , Neb. , .Ian. 10. [ Special to THIS Ih.n.J There nro various opinions among the members in regiml to the make-up of Iho house committees. The following , taken nt random , will show tno drift of the prevailing sentiment : Said prominent fanner "It looks ns though Speaker Watson mndo tin the committees of his 'friends' nnd slighted ; those who did not f.ivor . his candidacy for the speakership. This. I think , a very bad principle , and should not Imvn controlled the speaker In dispensing his fuvorV A stminch friend of the speaker from the South Pintle country remarked : "I think there is considerable dissatisfaction over the wav he trenti-d some of his friends. " One western member who ( lid not pel a olorltship Mild. "I um very well .satisfied , Ho eould not please everybody. " A North Plntto farmer and staunch anti- monopolist , In commenting on the make up of the committees , was heard to remark : "It Is no moro tlmn I expected. Wo were knoi'Uod out on the caucus nnd are still out. " A cautions member from Iho North Plntto county , who does not wish his name men tioned under any circumstances , whispered thusly to Tun Hin : mnn in the strictest confidence dence"I have not given the matter much thought as yet , but 1 will sav that from Mr. Watson's .standpoint I think ho made n very judicious arrangement of the committees. " Fremont Everett , representative from the llont district , composed of Hurt and Wash ington , nnd who wns a very realous sup porter of Dempster and strongly favors sub mission , spoke .is follows : "The only fault I have to IIml is with the make up of the committee on constitutional amendments. " A Republican Vulloy farmer who made an excellent record two years ngo remarked : "I may think prottv hard , but have nothing to say for publication. " A young member Irom western Nebraska who was ' -In the swim , " and secured n lead ing chairmanship , smilingly said "I urn perfectly s-uisiled. 1 got nil 1 asked for , and what other member can sn.v as innchi" A South Platte anti-monopolist und ex- member of wide experience , expressed his opinion ns follows : "H is a genuine'give " away' to the railroads. The committees "aro mndo up In their interests. At least ten of the llfteen members ot the railroad commit tee are solid' with the roads ami will block all railroad legislation. " Representative Caldwell wears a broad smile. He says : "LltiCDln has no reason to complain. She has two important commit tees. MeHride is chairman of the eoinmitteu of ways and means , and I Imvo the committee on public lands and buildings. What moro could we askt" Gllchrist , the rustler from Uox Hutle , is chairman of the committee on agriculture nnd is a member of tlio ways and moans and oilier important committees. He says : "I am satisliod w ith tlio speaker's work HO fuv as ho is personally concerned. "Representative Wostovcr , of Valley , has tackled the H. tt M. railroad In great shape. Ho proposes to com pel them to pay their back tuxes for 'S'J am Nt which they escaped by picking a Haw it the manner in which the property was listed Vnlluy county will bo the gainer if his bill runs the gaunt lot by some 45,000 or f50H)0 ( ) and Oreeloy is interested almost to Iho same amount. Nearly a dozen other counties are In the same boat , and the wliolo tax will hardly fall short of half a million , Westovcr wns wise In getting it out of the clutches of the railroad committee , for it never would have seen daylight. Hall and others on the judiciary committee will make n hard fight for It. " The ways and means committee had n ses slon yesterday to consider McUride's bill transmitting$129,000 from the insane to the general state fund. The bill is likely to go through with a rush and may bo the first law enacted. THE PANAMA CANAL. What I5\-Consul Muttini Snys of Do IjpHHcnii' Orent Project , Late Wednesday afternoon AngeloMuttinl , ; x-consul from Italy to Guatamaln , arrived n Omaha from the west , on route to Now ifork. M. Muttlni is making a tour of the -ontinont ami Is the owner of a largo coffee ) lantution in Quatamala. lie recently loft , ho great project upon which the eyes of the vorld , and particularly of Franco , nro fast- mod the Panama canal. In speaking of ho matter to a reporter , he said : "It is u wonderful project , out there is a ast amount of crookedness In connection vlth it. I know of several men who went here \vlthout a dollar that are to-day indo- tondontly rich. Tlio operating element form mo vast combine , and it is composed of men rein the chief engineer down to the gang oreinan. They have exhausted volumes of nonoy and collaterals , the major portion if which has been appropriated o their own private purposes. I can ight now name over to you nt least sixty- ivo men that have already obtained fortunes unning up into the hundreds of thousands ly defrauding the projectors. I saw Do josseps about eight months ago. That was lofore I visited his wonderful undertaking. lo was badly confused over it , and told mo hat ho feared that the finances wcro des- ined to fall far short of the required amount. Ho nlso Informed mo Ihnl \vastnstroiig hopes of obtaining support In America , prln clpnlly In Iho United States , 1 risked turn nbout how much money was required to complete the work , nnd ho told mo that it would require n largo amount , somewhere : In the neighborhood of KV > 0,0K,000. ( Ho hnil hopes of securlntt thi'loiui or lulvmieciiinut of Hint ntnoutit. I loft him nt Havre , and for n mnn of his age , ho Is looking ns well ns could lie expected ' Now my Idea of the canal Is tlmt when completed , It will bo no great thins In the line of n trnfllo channel. In tills country you nro equipped with nill < ways thtitRlvoiHrevt communication between nil imporlnnt i > olnls. The bnlkof the marina trafttc Is destined to bo from the cnstorn sec. tlon of this country , and for the reason that the common-mi route i. the shortest by crossing the Atlantic you have but ono sys tem to cnrr.nn . Inland trnfllo , the r.iilwnv , and ono for marine trullle , tlio AUnntio occnn. The tr.iulo that would cull thu cnnnl liilo Rurvleo would bo of minor iniporliinco , nnd cortnlnly would nol warrant the e\poudi < turn of nil this money. Rapid transit Is thu question tlmt agitates the public to-day " In speaking of the condition of the In habitants of ( luntoniriln , he stated that ho had men in his omplo\ Hint while they wo.ro not regarded ns slaves , ho had the privllego of whipping them when they neg lected their work. The men worli three day * per week nnd receive ! tt cents for tlio services for this period. The rcmnlmlei of the woolc It Is customary for thorn to bntho In the waters and enjoy themselves nt various sports. The climate , IIP staled , ol the Isthmus of Pntmnm was unhealthy , nml that three Italian consuls had iliod them within the past two yours , Ho left hist even ing for New Voilt. HAD A HAltmOli Mow i Dealer In Game \\I\H Tlio Omaha ( > un elult Is not letting up ono bit in its raids on garno dealers who nro ex I hibiting nnd offering for sulo game out of season , and are uctlvo and watchful. The lesson ( might a few dealers Wotlnesilny In Judge Morrison's court Is having Its cffoot , and quail , prairie chicken nnd other birds tlmt went out of season Hovorul days ago nnd have been openly sold by dealers have disappeared like nmgio from public ga/o. Hut this , it is tlaimed , is only a ruse lo throw the members of the gun club off the scent , which will bo no cusy task as was demou nt rat oil yesterday morning when n dealer was neatly caught. Ho wns suspected , niulii gon- innnly Nlinrod called and asked for qunll. Tlio storekeeper said ho Imd none , but when the gentleman represented that they wcro for his sick wife , the former remembered that he had the birds and lead the supposed customer to a wliolo barrel of them. The birds were promptly confiscated under lha game laws , and the man will be prosecuted. HANNAGAN Ho Attempts to Hnincelo His KfTcots From Ills Creditor * , .Tnmoa Hunnnguti , tlio notion doalar nt I Sixteenth und Hurt , who has achieved so much unsavory notoriety of lute , attempted to leave the city yesterday without squiring with his creditors tlrst , hut was prevented by Dr. Heckctt to whom ho owes n month's ' rent. A writ of attachment wns issued to prevent Hanmigiin from sending his trunk out of Iho city It is said tlmt tlio trunk is packed to thu brim with dry goods from IIIH store which ho Is Irving to smuggle nwny from his creditors. It is also said that Iliin- nagan purposely remarried to dofruud thosu to whom ho is indebted because ns a single mnn ho was not entitled to the $ , " > ( K ) exomii tion. His trick wns to remove all hut $ filH ) worth of goods from his store , nml then toll his creditors to whistle. The trunk con tallied the most valuable ] of his goods mid was chocked for Sidney. All his goods nro under mortgage. A School DlHtrlct Divided. In accordance with the expressed wishes : > f the electors ot school districts numbers J2 und 35 , County Superintendent of Schools Bruner yesterday morning detanhcd a largo section hercloforo covered by number ! ! 5 , nnd attached to it number ! W , nnd has uoliflod the county clerk and county treasurer of his action so that ' .ho necessary change ? can bo undo in the tnx list. An 01(1 "Uce" Boy. II. A. ICendrick , formerly an utlacho of ho Hen , but now employed on n Chicago laper , sent neatly engraved cards to Messrs. Jrcxol , Maul and Gish yesterday morning In. ormlng them of his inarrlugc lo nn estimable oung lady , nnd stating that ho nnd his wife vouM bo nt homo nt No. 'JliCi Prairie live- lue , Chicago , after the 15th of the present neil tb. The Lamp Upset. An upsotling of the lamp In ono of the oomsofthooldBrowncll hull building about :30 : o'clock yesterday morning culled out there ro department. The explosion of the lamp uuscd n big blaze for a few minutes , but the allies were promptly extinguished after bout $25 worth of damage was done. Declare n Dividend , The annual meeting of the Western Casket impany took plaeo yesterday nt the ofllco t the company. The following oflleers ere elected for the present year : L. A. iryan , president nnd secretary ; J. A. Me- niivry , treasurer ; O. S. Pottls , vice presi- cnt. A dividend of OJ.J per cent was do- nre < ] on four months' business. Q TO PRESERVE THE SOFTNESS OF FLANNEL GARMENTS , FOLLOW CAREFULLY THESE DIRECTIONS FOR WASHING. Dissolve thoroughly in boiling water some IVORY SOAP , blmvcil fine. Add sufficient warm water to wash the flannels in one by one. Don't rub any soap on the flannels , but knead them well in the solution. Don't rinse them in plain water , use a fresh supply of the solution , warm , and well blued , for the purpose. ' with the hands . The fiecr Don't wring tightly , use a clothes-wringer. from water you get these garments the softer they will be. Hang them out immediately , if the weather will permit ; if not , dry before the fire. If left to stand wet , the flannel will certainly shrink. Never wash flannel in water too hot to bear your hand in. Never rinse them in cold water , Always use IVORY SOAP , it is the best , much experience has proved this. A WORD OF WARNING. There are many while soaps , each represented to bo "just as good as ! he' ' Ivory1 ; " they ARE NOT , but like all counterfeits , lack the peculiar and rornarkabic qualities of llie genuine. Ask for "Ivory" Soap and Insist upon getting II. Copyright laSO , ly Procter & Gambia.