1 . 3SiSt.3vr iHE ? OMAHA DAILY BEE : MONDAY/OCTOBER 294 1888. , ' THE COMMERCIAL TRAVELER , What a Frl'ond of the Drummers Haa to Say. ' A BIO DAY AT INQIANAPOUIS. How I-co UolHcd tlio Winil Another Victim Tlic Ncirro Wnltor- TVhy Ho Didn't Mice the Hotel. A Friend oflho Hoys. Mr. C. L. Bottn , nu old time friend of the drummer , hns the following article in n recent edition of the Epoch under the caption "Drummers. " It may he stated that not one drum mer in ten llkoq his situation. After the novelty of the HfowenraotT an in- tcnso loathing of the * 'road" grows upon him. Thcro in something utterly re pugnant to the average man in being ohllgSd , "willy-nilly , " to hurry from place to place as if driven by an antique fury. To a married man It is especially so , and therefore most drummers are young tind single. The army of commercial travelers from this city alone has hoon estimated at G0,000 , and , In my opinion , that is below - low the number. Benton , Philadelphia and Baltimore are i > ro | > ortlonally repre sented , and there is scarcely a town or oven a village in the east that has not its contingent. In no other country has iho drummer such a Hold to cover ns in this. Many have n whole conti nent for a foraging ground , and the experienced drummer thinks no moro of going to. San Francisco , or Mexico , or St. Paul , than lie docs of going to Jersey City or Brooklyn. The "boys. " us they arc called , are known individu ally to men in remote country districts who have never loft the shadowof their native Inirgh. Without them many a hotel would close up , and many numiaun would sigh in vain for the "latest" Now York fashions. They have nearly superseded the picturesque peddler of pur grandfather's days. lor the "store" is everywhere and the drummer follows the stoic. Drumming , too , though there are many indifferent specimens of its class , is n iitio art. To suit yourself to the hu mor of your customer , to know when to "bo bold nnd when to be abashed , to tlnt- ter delicately , to persuade disinterest edly , to present alluringly , to tickle the car of sour indifference \yith a good joke , to use the right word just in the nick of time to gain the wavering mind , is a triumph of diplomacy which can only bo appreciated by the initiated. A Htory is told of Moore , of the famous London house of Copostako , Moore & Compton. Moore , from his wonderful success as a drummer , was called the Napoleon of the road , and fauch was the admiration of his brother salesmen for his abilities , that thcyufjedto help pack Ills trunks , so that by catching ait early train ho might increase his power of Belling. There was one man to whom no ono could soil , a stiff Quaker , who declared ho would never buy from a drummer. Moore laid a wngor that ho would sell him a bill of goods at his first call. lie was bettor than his word , for be sold him the coat oil his own back , nnd a largo bill of goods ns well. Everyone who wunts to sell anything at wholesale is obliged to biro a drum mer or bo loft behind in the race. The drummer's position , th6n , is always an \ important one , and if ho is a good sales man ho can command a high salary. Thuro are some men on the road to-day getting higher salaries than judges on the l > cnch , presidents of mercantile so cieties , nnd by far the larger proportion of literary men. So exacting , in fact , nro its conditions that to find one thor ough in all its requirements is not very easy. fcr There is no doubt , therefore , that In spite of occasional annoyances to trades men , the drummer is' a'most useful trade institution. Like death and taxes , lie has come to stay , nnd never fulls to pay us his call. His mode of lifo culti vates an ama/.ing fortitude of "check. ' The drummer simon-pure never "funks. " Good trade , bad trade , or no trade at all , he , like Uorutlo , takes with equal thanks. Ho may go for weeks without a sale , and then atone for it all li : with n grand coup. Long did the south ern states put a ban. of u tax ou him. They had carried protection to its ulti mate conclusion. But the drummer triumphed. Ho evaded the tax in every possible way. Ho fought thorn in the Jaw courts and legislatures and now the obnoxious decrees are rescinded. Through his state societies ho obtained from railway companies special rates on bngffage , and from hotels on board. Ho may know nothing of Plato and little of Herbert Spencer , but for downright "cutonoss" and worldly resource com mend mo to the drummor. Why Ho Didn't hike tlio Hotel. Merchant Traveler : "No. s Ir , " said the traveler to an Evoulng Sun re porter , "I won't put up at that house again. They don't run it on the proper system. They don't look after their yuosts the way they should. " ' , As the house ho mentioned was ono of Now York's most popular and best known hotels , the traveler was re quested to jlvo his reasons for his do- icrmination. "Well , you remember I came down to town about the middle of August ? " Tlio reporter confessed that he did so romouibor. "I put up at the house then , nnd 11103- gave me a line room on the third floor. There word dandy windows In it , reaching wuy down to the tloor , nnd qulto ns wldo as the average double door. I just luxuriated in thiwo win dows. In fact , I foil at-lcop in ono of the in1 that night , and , I don't know how I came to do it , but I fell out of my chair through the window into the ptreot. " "l-'cll out of a third etory window ? " "Yes , sir ; tlio third story window.I waked up jest as I fell over the sign bearing the hotel's nuino thnt ran ui- roctly beneath ray window. It was too ' Into' to stop myself , though I clutched ut the sign mighty hard just the same. " "But it's u wonder you woron't killed' ! " ' "Well , I guess I would luivo beoii if I luidu't ( anded on an awning over a shop below. Fortunately the shopkeeper hud forgotten to lift it up before going homo nnd I landed on that and rolled off kinder easy to the sidewalk. It was a mighty narrow escape I can toll you , nnd I was pretty mad about It , and the next morning when I got up again I went down and eave the proprietor fits. I told him then and there thnt I'd never enter his dUrnod house again un less ho took some stojw -protect his gucrta against subh fearful ris'its. " "What did he say thatV" "Oh ho got sassy , There's no use making complaints' to these hotel keop- crs. Ho said I ought to bo glad' enough I wusn't killed , without , coming to him pnd asking him'to put up slats over hla windows. So I aworo I'd never go near him ainiiil under any'circumstances. " ' "How did ho take 'it ? " "Oh. ho didn.'t sceui to. care much , isaid if I would come again he'd have me locked up in his safe with other val uables. Pretty fresh crowd these hotel keepers. Ho 11 leave these windows that way until someone gets killed ; but you can bet your bottom dollar 'twontbo ' mo. No sir. It's bad enough to full into the stroct with nothing but a night shirt on , and I ain't going to run any more risks. " Ncfiro Walters. P. II. Carrutc : When a man of largely African ancestry once gets a thirst for the quarters nnd other smaller silver coins in the pockets of other pcoplo it never leaves him. No habit is so deadly to the other pcoplo more especially. To the day of his death it will cling to him ; ho cannot break himself of it , and it is safe enough to say ho won't try. I have been confined for several davs in ono of the best summer hotels In New England. I know it is one of the best because the porters won't move any further for a quarter then they will in nn ordinary hotel for ton cents. My waiter , a colored man with a gently un dulating brow , is very attentive. Some times as I sit out on the plnz/.n looking at the scenery , which is highly recom mended by theclork , ho will steal softly out to my sldo and stand silently hold ing out ono hand till I give him a quar ter. Again I am awakened at 12 o'clock in the morning byu gcntlo tapping on my door nnd near him hoarsely whis per through the keyhole and ask if I haven't forgot something. When among strangers it is very pleasant to find that there is somebody who will remember you and follow you two miles up the creek when you go fishing and call your attention to the fact thnt the quarter you gave him has got a h in it and he can't talce it for more than twen- ty cents The iipgro waiters hero are the most nicely balanced financially that I have ever seen. The lirat meal I ! > nt down to a dark colored gentleman slid .up tome mo and took my order. I gave him ton cents ns a starter , nnd in a measure to , win his confidence. Ho moved olT across the dining room quito briskly , hut when about half way to the kitchen suddenly stopped , made a few motions with his legs like a .soldier on parade when ho wants to Iceoo up appearances and not proceed any further , and then became motionless , gating straight bo- fora him. I watched him for some time , and concluded that he was permanently side-tracked nud spoke to the Jioiul waiter , whom thov called Philadelphia. "Philadelphia/1 I said , " 1 gave my order to that stationary party over there , probably Louisville or Pittsburg ; why , has ho quit running ou his regular schedule time ? " name. Prob'ly you gave him 'bout 10 cents , sail ? " "That was all , " I replied , meekly. "Dnt explains do cause ob de delay , Bah , " returned Pniladolphia. "Can't move nofurder dan dat , sab , for jes > s 10 cents. " I wont over and gave him a quarter , and ho started off promptly , and in the course of an hour or perhaps au hour and a half ho got buck with something to cat. Drummer's Day. The drummer dabbled very oxton- teuslvoly in politics at Indianapolis on the 20th. The weather was wintry , the mercury receding 40 degrees. It is estimated between 12,000 and 3,000 com mercial travelers , including the homo organi/.atious , participated in the day's demonstration. Lirge delegations ar rived during the morning from Cincin nati , Columbus , Dayton , Louisville , Lafayette , Port Wayne and Richmond Ind. Ind.No No large organized clubs wore pres ent from other states , but small parties of a dozen or two were in attendance from Now York , Boston , Chicago , St. Louis , Philadelphia , BulTalo , Cleveland - land , Louisville , and other cities. At 2 o'clock the visitors assembled at Tom- linson'ri hall and organ i/.od for a busi ness mooting. They were cordially re ceived by Mayor Denny. Resolutions wore unanimously adopted , declaring the republican commercial travelers of the United States in mass .convention do pledge our fealty to the doctrine of protection , and protest against the re modeling of the present tariff laws by the enemies of protection , who arc tlio friends of free trade. At o o'clock the drummers had a pa rade marching through the principal btroots and out past-General Harrison's residence. The general reviewed the procession from his residence and was enthusiastically cheered. Thcro were 2,500 marchers with ten bands. Every man carried a cane or umbrella with a small Hag attached. At the head of the column marched "Undo Sam , " in typical garb. Immediately behind came two stalwart Ethiopians loading a mon ster bull , on whose back sat a drummer in costume presenting the hilarious Irishman. The blanket on the bovine road "John Bull rides the democratic party wo ride John Bull. " Thousands of pcoplo gathered along the route to witness tlio parade. At 4:80 : they returned to Tomlinson's hall , where General Harricon addreosed them. The gallarics wore filled with spectators , amonir them several hun dred Indies. The nudionco numbered nearly 5,000 , nnd when General Ilarri- eon appeared there was a repetition of the wild scene of two weeks ago , when the Chicago veterans were received. KiitcrprlslUR JJBO. Leo F. Salmon , n drummer , living at ttl- East Sixty-eighth street , and now employed by R. Levy & Co. , hatters , at No. C32 Broadway , was engaged to Miss Mary Louise Keuso. Ho lately wrote her a brief note saying that ho was about to bo married. Then came the fair Mary's time. She brought suit in .lustico Fallen's court last Tuesday , Counsellor Smith taking charge of her interests. Miss Kouse took the stand first ana swore that she had not only lent money to Salmon but had sent wearing apparel to him at various plnces in the union where his wander ings led him. She identified several letters written to her by the thrifty salesman upon the note paper of the va rious hotels which ho honored with his patronage. Those epistles begin ' 'Darling Lou , " ana are couched in tender language. With avowals of love are mingled requests for shoes , llnnnel shirts , silk belts , nnd other necessaries of n swell's existence. He wants a pair of patent lenthor shoes , which , ho tells tint girl may be sent by mall if they don't weigh over four pound * . As "BOOH as ho gets money ho will pay lor them. The llannol shirts , seventeen inchm in the nock , and bolt.aro to be sent to MaconGn. The modest defendant Bays : "I need not ask if you will do this for I know there is nothing too good for mo. " Sbo could not recollect exactly ou how many oc- casslons Mr. Salmon'had wocd her hard earned dollars from her pocket. Juno .22 she ftava him US ; March 23 , $20 , Juno 15 , | 20) ) and so ou. ' . For 11 vo weeks , she Pears' Soap Fair white hands.17 Bright clear complexion Soft healthful skin. " PEARS'-Be Great English Complexion SOUP.-Soln" . Evenwlnri. ? nuulo him a regular allowance ot $5 a week and she sent him a check for "MO. " From August 1880 , to September-1887 she lent him most of the money , anil by September of this year the amount was $2-50 for which Miss Keuso - , sued Sal1 inon retorts with a charge of black mail. Let Us Hoar i'rom You. The traveling fraternity is urged to make use of this column at all times and for all subjects of interest to themselves - solves or the public. Eucti and every member of the guild in the course of his travels comes across an iiiiiniio variety of items which would bo of in- | tcrcbt. The men they meet and the ' success they are having , incidents at | hotels and on the trains , treatment ro- coivcd from railroads and railway om- ployes ; casual reunions _ along the Hues , remimsconses . aud the like all contribute to the rcadablcness of the drummers column. , The "pine knots" contributed by "C. O. D. " last week were exactly what ia wanted but were received too late. 1 AU matter intended for the drummers column must be sent to the ollico or deposited in tlio boxes not later than Saturday evening. Lot Them Vote. The Chicago jobbers have generously decided to call in their drummers to vote at the coming presidential elec tion. Commenting on the fact the Mer chant Traveler says : \Vo have conlimuillv advocated the necessity of commercial men consider ing the importance of the ballot and have urged them to exercise that en nobling power of their country's citizen- hip. It was only necessary that they hould demand , with some unanimity , his concession of their employers to itivo it granted. Now that thov have he opportunity of exercising this glori ous privilege without loss of time or nonoy it is to bo hoped that none will icglect to assert his right to assist in .he . government of this grand and free country , kept so by silent force of this sumo ballot. Another Victim. The latest victim is George Taylor , a .raveling . salesman well known in south ern New Jersey , who was arrested by a miniature detective force of three on suspicion of being murderer Tascott , and but for the kind intervention of a considerate justice would have enjoyed ihc sudden transit from a. warm bed to the cold wooden cot of a damp jail cell. Otnalm'8 Sunday Guest * . At the Millard J. Samuels , Phila delphia ; Charles E. Cutting , Boston ; T. R. McDonald , Chicago ; C. W.Miteh- cll , New York ; R. M. Coylo. St. Louis ; N. P. May , Pittsburg ; W. Locnksen , Chicago ; M. R. Cavanagh , Now York ; C. A. Glibbort , W. G. Haven , St. Paul ; Fred Bitlin , New York ; Will Craig , Chicago cage ; H. C. Lett , Denver ; E.W. Mctiul- loughChicago ; A.LudengcrCincinnati ; J. R. Lomist , Lincoln ; Joe Sherry , St. Louis ; H. J. Huber , New York ; C. J. Modburg , Oshkosh ; C. Plallenburg , Chicago ; H. H. Barley , Now York ; G. W. Cooper , Kansas City ; Theo. Nib- lock , Denver ; Jos. Kronuclier , Cincin nati. nati.At At the Arcade Geo. L. Fleming , Grand Island ; H. C. Evans , O'Noill ; Simeon S. Dow , Oxford , Nob. ; P. II. Gerberich , Chicago : John McBride , O'Noill ; F. D. McGarvon. Sioux City : H. Monroe , Florence , Nob. ; H. Peak , Chicago ; J. Mouur , Racine ; and A. A. Phelps , Peoria. At the Paxton William Daily , Peru. Nob. ; August Busch , St. Louis ; C. W. Collins , Beatrice ; P. S. Preston , Du- buiite : Matthew Rath , Now YorK ; Sol Levi , Plattsmouth ; W. S. Monisck , New York ; E. E. Johnson , Chicago ; E. Van K. Weed , Now York ; W. G. Mirblo Chicago ; Samuel P. Levi , Minneapolis ; F. B. Baird , Columbus ; Pau Mover , Chicago ; E. J. Race. Neu York ; H. Mulford , Philadelphia- John M. Ragan , Hastings ; C. C. Mo- Knight , Hastings ; Luther Hyde , Now York ; B. Grisdiek , St. Louis ; W. G. Burl , Chicago ; W. A. Wolfe , Freeport , 111. ; M. Hainan , Hastings : P. Schwenk Norfolk ; J. D. Webster , Lincoln ; J. A. Hughson , Chicago ; E. R. Loslo , Now York ; W. D. Waldo , North Platte , and George H. Dean , Canton , la. At the Murray H. M. Howard , Da vie City ; S. T. Welles , Leavonvrorth ; Ed Jones , Leavenworth ; E. T. Elliott , Now York ; C. A. R. Gordon , Now York ; C R. lIolTinun , Chicago ; H. J. Holmes Perry , la. ; F. R. Durfeo , Porrv , la. Henry W. King , Chicago ; G. A. Moore Sioux City ; N. P. Bigolow , Chicago ; E B. Roggcss , La Harpo , 111. ; Charles F. Kruso , Chicago ; M. Colbat , Chicago Charles J. Trowbridgo , DCS Moines J. C. Singer , Chicago ; G. F. Johnson Now York ; C. B. Cooke , Boone , la. ; E A. Parker , New York ; Adolph Heller Nebraska City ; H. F. Schwind , Nebraska braska City ; Charles Ricgulman , Juki Simon , St. Louis ; S. A. March , Minno At tlio Barker W. T. Connor , Boone la. ; W. B. Barker , Boone ; Chas. Potch ner , jr. , Dubuqno ; J. M. Tnggnrt Rochester ; Fred W. Good , White water , Col. ; G. A. Diehl , Eric , Pa. Frank J. Walsh , Holyoke , Mass. ; C. II Pirrigo , Fremont ; M. T. Kincaid O'Neill ; W. S. Wagner , Cincinnati : C. M. Rankin , Bellevue , O. ; Gco. H. Eastman , Bloomington , 111. ; W. J. Mor ris , Philadelphia ; Fred Peterson , Davenport - onport , la. ; John A. Perry , Clinton , la. ; J. L. Marshall , Clinton ; W. H. Scott , Clinton. Warnor'sLog Cabin Remedies old- fashioned , simple compounds , used in tho. days of our hardy foroiuthcrs. are "old timers. " but "old reliable. " They comprise a "Snrsaparilla , " "Hops nnd Bubhu Remedy. " "Cough and Consump tion Itemed v'Hnlr Tonic , " "Extrnct , " for external and interim ! use , "Pins- tors , " "Roso Cream , " for Catarrh , nnd "Liver Pills. " They are put up by II. H. Warner < fc Co. , proprietors of War ner's Snfo Remedies , nnd promise to equal the standard vnluo of these great preparations. All druggists keep them. Snake vn Snake. A resident of Hopklnsvillo , ICy. , in passing through a tobacco field a few days ago , happened to run. across two snakes , one a copperhead and the other a chcken | snake , wrapped ' around oacli other in n deadly erabracq , and fighting with all the strength and venom they possessed. Taking a.long stick ho car- . ricd them to an open field , where they continued to battle until the copperhead was killed. Sliming it over , the chicken snake proceeded to swallow it whole , after which it was allowed to escape. The chicken snake was seven feet long and the copperhead five. Regulate the regulator with War ner's Log Cabin Sarsaparllla. Manu factured by proprietors of Warner's Safe Cure. Largest buttle in the mar ket. ' All druggists sell it. A Good Itcanon. Detroit Free Press : "Boy , " he said , as ho made change for his paper , "why don't you wash your face ? Nobody would recognize you with a clean face. " "That's the cas-e in a nutshell , " re plied ' the boy. "I've got money lout out to ten different boys , and if I should wash my face they'd jump them debts quicker'n a streak of lightning. " An Extraordinary Phenomenon. No other term than the above would apply to the woman who could &eo her youthful beauty fading away without ro- gret. Many a woman becomes prema- turol.y old and haggard because of functional derangement. What a pity that all such do not know Unit Dr. Jierco's Favorite Prescription will ro- toro their organs to a normal state , nil make them youthful and beautiful nco moro ! For ills to which the aughtera of Eve are peculiarly liable lie "Prescription" is a sovereign rem- dy. It is the only medicine wild by ruggists under a positive guarantee rum Hie manufacturers , that it will * ivo satisfaction in ovcry casoor money vill bo returned. See guarantee on 'Ottlo ' wrapper. A Double Hit. Detroit Free Press : "Wellgood-bye , " aid ono as she finally turned to go. "Well , if you mu&t go , good-bye , " re- ilicd the other. "Shestnuts ! " called the Italian who s the stand on tliccornei. Both women halted nnd looked bad : it him in surnri e and indignation , and t is not unlikely thjit ho has boon over hauled by ono of their husbands ere .his. . ' A Word About Catarrh , It Is the mucous inSmbrnne , thnt wonderful semi-fluid envelope sutTouudlugthedoHcate Us- > uc of the iilruiid fooU'pasMigus , tbut C'titiirrh lakes Its stronghold. Once established , It eats nto the very vitals , unit renders life but a loiip dr.iwn lircHth of mlsery'nnd dlei : < ! , dulling the t-ense of hearing , trammelling the puurrof speech , ik-stroyliis the faculty or smell , tslntlnR the breath , and ktillue the ri'Hned pleasures or taite. Insidiously , by" creeping ou from a Hlmple cold In the heaa. It assaults the mom- lirutiousnK \ \ \ \ \ aud euvoiops the liones , entlug throiiKh the delicate coats and causing Inllnm- imitlon , sloughing and death. Nothing shorter or n total eradication will socun- health to the patient , nud nil nllevlatlve * ure simply procras tinated sullerluus , leading to a fatal turminii- tlon. SvNFouroi lUDic.M.uuns , Ity Inlialntimi nnd hy Intrriial administration , hat never failed ; evuu when the disease lias iniule nuch frightful Inroads on , dollcnto constitutions , hi arlng , smell and tatte having been recovered , : md the disease thoroughly driven out. " H iNKnim's KADICAI.CIIIIK consist K of ono hot- tie of the UADICAI , CUKI : . one box C'ATAiutnu , 8orf K.N.T , nnd ono IMPIIOVRD IMI\T.KII , iitutly wrapped In one package , with full directions ; price i\M. \ I'OTTKII DIIUO & CHEMICAL Co. . HOSTON. EVERY MUSCLE ACHES. Sharp Aches , Dull PAius , Strains and \Veaknohs , IIKI.IKVKD IN ONI : MIN- UIK by the CtmetWA ANTI-I'AIN _ _ 1'i.AsrKit. A perfect antidote to pain , inflammation , uml weakness. The flr.st nnd only pain-killing 1'laster. Instantaneous , infallible , safe. Acknowledged by druggists aud physi cians to bo the best yet prepared. At nil drug gists. 25 cents : five for 41.00 ; or. postage flee , of 1'orrmi DKUU AND CHEMICAL. Co. , Uoston. Mas > . THE CHICAGO AND NORTHWESTERN - WESTERN RAILWAY. Omaha , Council Bluffs And Chicago , The onljr rend In take forties Molno * . .MnnlialtmVM Cedar Kaptdi , Clinton. IMxun , Chli-nico. Milwaukee , and nil points KH I. T Iho pcnpluot Netirmkn.Colo rado , Wromlnir. Utnb. Malm , Nermla , Oregon. Wmh- Invton and California , It oilers superior advantage * not poaslhleuf unjothorllnc. . Atuone a fen of the nunivrnua points of superiority enjoyed hy the patrons ( it this ronJ between Oinitlm and riilcnifn , HnIt * three tralnn H ( liir uf HAY COACIIKS. which are thorniest tlint liiiiiian art nnd Initenultr ran ( rente. Its I'AI.ACKSI.KKI'INtjCAUS the equal of which ran not bo found elxurbere. At Council Illurr * . ttie trulm of Iho Union I'nultlc HH | | . wny connect In union depot with thnie uf the Chicago cage A Nortlivrenteni Ity. In Chlc o tlio Inilin of this line make clone conneUUmvlth thosoof all other KsiU-rn ll ie . Kor Detroit , folumMn. Indlanapolli , Cincinnati , Nlaicura Killi , IlufTaln. I'lttiburK , Toronto , .Montreal , llonton , New Vork , riillnilelplnn , Unllliuore. W h- Inglon , and all poliitiln the Kail. Aik fortickuti l IUB "NORTHWESTERN" If you wish the bent lUCnjnmoUaUon. All ticket ' " * " " rni'fifflViVS"vla "I111-- ! ? . wu ov. ( Jen I Munifpr. ( icn'l 1'uu'r AKent. mirAOO. tl.ti. W.N. IlAllCOl.'K , linn1 ! W t rn Auent. U. K. rtlMIIAU TICkct Aicvut. ( i K. Wl ? r. City ftfooniier Agent HOI Farnain Ht. ; Dm aim , Neb. U. S. LEPOSITOBY , OUAHA , NEB. I'liid Up Capital..J $100,000 Sin-plus , X 50,000 H. W. YATKK , 1'resiuVnt. ' . I.LWIS H. UKKD. Vlru rTesldent. A. H.TouzAi.iN.ietia Vice I'resklcnt. W. II.-rl. HuniiKs , Cubler. UIItl'.CHIUH. W. v. MOUSE. JOHN 8. COLLINS. II. W. VATKS. I.KWIS 8. Ur.to. _ . . A. fi. TOUZAM.V. DauklDK Onice THE IRON BANK , Corner 12th and Famum Sts. A General llanklng IlusluoshTransacted. FARM AKDOMAHA CITY LOANS , The Kansas City InveJment Co , 3U C'lianibcr of Commerce , OMAHA , NKII. Ko del-.ys , .AU busluess dope at this office. IfinilF Yfuu a urinary troubles easily , rXIUni. I ly andeafely.cured by DOCUTA Cap- jules , Severest eases cumlln severi days. Sold II JO uer box , all diuKKlsU. or l > y mnU fn > m J o- cutaMfcC . imvbUa8t.N. V.HHUlrecUoas. OUR GRAND SALE Commences TO-DAY , and as Overcoats nave the call in clothing just now we begin with them and place on our counters to-day and for the coming week a stock of Overcoats new and fresh from the manufacturer and of this season's make. Without boasting we will simply state that this is the greatest effort we ever made to show you what we can do. The goods we offer are worth not only double , but some of them positively three times the amount we ask for them. They are on exhibition in our window , marked in plain figures and any Overcoat in our window that is marked , can positively be had in our store in any size from 33 up to 4.2. The finest of these Overcoats we can not do justice in this advertisement. You must see the gar ments , examine the nch silk and satin linings , see how they are made and try one on to appreciate the values we are offering thjs week. Have you ever seen an elegant Satin Lined Overcoat for $7.75 ? We offer you one now. We do not boast of the satin lining alone but we offer you a good Coat which will give you perfect satisfaction in wear. It is made of good Blue Chinchilla , lined throughout up to the button holes with quilted satin fine satin sleeve lining , corded edge and plush pockets. Other houses would ask $20 for such a garment. Our price is $7.75. We offer a line of elegant heavy weight Kerseys and Costor Beavers at $ S , These are of beautiful mixed shades , lined with fine silk serge , satin sleeve titling , silk velvet collars and admirably made. The real valve for this coat is $18 ; our price $8. A third line which we marked $ iO contains some very fine montagnacs and chinchillas , in blue and Oxford. These are lined throughout with very fine satin , a beautiful and showy garment , which could not be bought ordinarily for less than $25. We cannot mention one-tenth of the bargains we offer. The stock contains a line of garments which in richness of material and quality of workmanship , have not been shown in Omaha before , and we give a positive guarantee that every garment is offered for less than half its value. Plain Figures and One Price. Nebraska Clothing Company Cor. i4th and Douglas Streets , Omaha. ' Your Left Liver IS OUT OF ORDER ? BEAD THIS It IT IS. Atropriotary Medlcian that ueoito but ttial to prove its worth. DrMnder's ' left lirer Bitters , .Tne only ] ) lsUUd Hitters In tks United States. The otUr Bitters recognized by the United States Internal rerenue lawg as a Pro g drugs. A perfectly pure medicine , com' pounded from Pure Root Herbs and Old Peach ) pleasant to th taste , quiet and decisive in Its effect. Cures Dyspepsia or Yellow Jaundli * In are days. Regulates the Dowels. Invigorates Inactlre Liver , Ouren Diseased Liver , Kevlves ( toejtidneys , Irnproyei the Appetite Quickly. Btgnlstex the wnole system , New Life tout wfcele system. ol.etl.tTer Hitters are sold In Omaha. Neb , urthe Mowing drutfimts : nielmrdv'H IHiiK Co. , SpedM Wholesale , fur tlio drue tntervnt of Nebraska. Ho- Ullnrn a loiloni. .lainc horKjrth. I ) . K Bell , lr. J. J. Savllle , C. M.Urls- ser , K. Chandler , llalm'i rtiarmaey , Uurner * DUT'S J.I. KIUU-.I.W Clarke , J.Il.Htliraldt , Max Ilecht. J J.Clirlitriiion. W. K. Ijiinbenon , II. H. Cor , Max ( 'onrad , Krur.k W. Vuxt , It. IU. < mu o . ( ico. llooJer Bojrd's rhnrmncjr. C. A. Mulcher. Howard Meren. Frank Dellone It Co. , wuolcialo dealers la ClKora aad JIt Liver Bittern nigGhftjelvennalrer ml satisfaction In the cure of doacrrlicca end dim. I prescribe HaaC f eel f In reoinmcnd- Ing U to all sufferers. .J.STOIIB : : , M.0. , Oocatur , III. PttlC'C , 01.00. Tr > Bold br PBNNVBOTAIj "WAFERS am successfully used monthly by over 10,000 Ladles. Are Baft. Kfftctualmd Pltatant It P T box by matl.or at druggists. Staled Part tfulari 2 portagn dtampi. Address Tlic EUBZCA CutuicAt. Co. , DUTKOIT. Mien. fbr sale ( tndbi/ mall by Gooiltnan Drug Co , , Omaha , Neb. JOSEPH CILLOTTS STEEL PENS COLD MEbAL PARIS EXPOSITION 1178. HOB. 3O3-4O4-I 70-C04. THE MOST PERFECT OF PENS TtlG'Tl6 ! < W CU'IUSTMAS JOOKS ' X JJI'XO(3eiilnB ( from t8 cents. , . toKI.001 will my you a largerpretlt than any others the next throe months. . < rASSKIib & CO. , ( Limited. ) . 10 Uearuoru Street , Chicago. Ilk. . GERMANIA LIFE INSURANCE COMPANY OF NEW YORK. _ Policies Incontestable and Non-forfeitable After Three Years. HUGO WESENDONCK , President. | CORNELIUS DOREMUS , Secretary Agencies In all tlio larger cities of the Unite states and Ucrman'Umplre. ASSETS AND SUKPL.US OF TIII3 COMPANV. DECEMBER 31ST. 18S2. ASSOtS . $ ! . S2O7.168 . . . Assets . $13,073,247 37 | Surplus . . . . . $1.836.636 62 Amount of Insurance In force . $4-5OOOOOO Annual Income . $2,4OOOOO The Germanla possesses SI 10.10 or admitted assets for every tino.lX ) of llaliimiy.a hotter ratio than that of any of the other throe largest Mfo Insurunco Companies of the UultertSUto.s.a ; Frnct Ronnincyhnuon llanacvAr offices Rooms : iou ami so ? crnsi penmiignoveii ; manager , Fim National Hank. W. G. ALBRIGHT , Real Estate , 218 S. 15th St.Omaha. BEST AND CHEAPEST ALBRIGHT'S CHOICE I SOUTH OMAHA. BUY NOW TERMS EASY IRRHITFRT0-T * 8TAUn- Howard St. , Omaha , has drawn plans and finuni I I.U I Rptclflcatlons fora 9-rooui frame house , which combines - utllUycomfort.economy nd beautr.lnifway ImpoaulbU in any good house that costs from ll.iwo to II.aw. A more than 100 * * - will b * built BO. I can atford to offer a copy for Original and splendli ffefp'erl nSJrd r . 'urnUhed. " > be Judg. For aT variety of said plum form je seta of plans of completed buildings of 2per cent more. all descriptions. ' I hive in my office , ranging lu coit ZZ = : from W.OOO to WOO.OOO. My unusual erpeiience will gnaronte * satisfaction and reliable contractors only are engaged on my works. 1'arties wishing to bnlid are cordially Invltad. The larieit , fasten and flneet In the world. ' . 'asseniier accommodations unexcelled. HTODW8W S,7 siSr8 r t55eag9 Or to nr or our local aisents. , , . .oct. ntb NrwVOIlKTO I.IVKttl'OOl , VIA ( JUKK.V8TOWK. Tbe Celebrated I Lsrcett nnd finest ! ' I OCT. 31st Htenmnhln I center Mfamer la CITY OK HOMK 1 * J the World Haloon pai aKe teas | ow , Derry. Urerpool. Delfxit orQuecnitown. ( , 'iU and upwnrdi txirOlasKOw itearu * era. W ) and upward ! for CHv of Home. Kucond-claai fa. Ileturn tickets at reduced rat * ยง made available for either route , orreunif exourilonUt * tli prlvlloxe or cln < the North and Houth of Ireland , the Itlven Uener and the plcturctque Clyrto. Stuerace Cu Anchor Uuedrafti parable tree ut ch r e , .old at lowest rules. For book of toun , tlcketn or further laforiuatlon soplr to rr. J , QA.LunA.iTn , i Surgeon and Physician , Office N.W Corner Mth and UouglaiSt. Omoe telephone , itt ; Itealdenca telephoan. 5M. FOR THE CAMPAIGN ' -tf. SKNO FOR CIRCULARS , ! , ft GEO.B.CARPENTERaCO. . . . ZOJ5-20B 8.WATER ST.CHICAGa ILLnLCOd PFFRI ARE THE BEST Health is Wealth ! Da. B. a WIST" * Ninrs AND BRAT * T * A MINT , guaranteed speoinc for Hysteria , Dlzab ess. Convulsions. Fits. Nervous Neuralgia. Headacne. Net-Tous Prostration , caused by The ; uta of alcehol or tobacco. Wakefulneae , Mental Depression , Softening of the Drain , resulting la Insanity , and leading to ralsorr , eeay an9 death. Premature Old Are. liarrenneas. Less el Tower In either * * . Inroluntarr IX > SM * acA BpennatorhrBa caused by orer-vxertlon of tU brain , self-abuse or o r-lnflnlcenc . Kachbo * contains on * month' * treatment. 11.00 a box. n * Iz boxes f or ! 6OCbMAt b/ mall prepaid on re ceipt of prte . WB OOARAMTBB MIX BOXB * To curt uy oas * . With each ortet rc iT4 k * m , for afiTkoxM , accompanied wMk I.OO , ynt will senstke yorcoaser oar written emarante * to retuasl tn money if the treatment d ea nof effect a cure. Ouarantere laaued enlr fcy 0. Ti GOODMAN , DruBrtst , Sole Agent. 1UO Farnani SteckPiano JBe best > uaraot e t the lence of toese Ifastrumttlii. WOODBRIDGEBRO&