" " rVRgfl - . - - " " , - j . ! | tyi- t- TEH OMAHA DAILY BEE : SUNDAY , OCTOBER 28 , 1888-SIXTEEN PAGES. THE DAILY BEE. EVERY MORNING. THUMB OF SUI1SCIUITION. Cully ( Morning IMItlon ) Including Su.vntr IlFKno Year 110 00 } 'nr'lliree Months . . . , . . , " ! > ' ) TIIK OMAHA HUNIIAV llKK , mailed to any udilresH. Ono Year , i , -HO C AIIAOrKICKNS.UHAM > 918KAI NAMKTItFr.T. Nr.w YoiucOrriCK. HOOMS 14 AND iSTiiinuMj IIIIII.DINd , WAHIHMITON OiriCK , NO. CLJ rouirm : > Tit STIIKKT. COHIinSl'OSDRKn' AUcommmilcRtlons relating to new-sunn ( xll- torlnl mnttor should be addressed to the KOITOII 0r " Bll"-HfWNI2 | Li T ll8. All bnslnpsi letters anil remittances nhotila ba , addressed to THE llr.i : I'um.isniNd CoMPANr. OMAHA. DraftH.checks undt > o tomce orders to bo made paj-ablo to the order of the company. BiBBeBPnIslilnECiiiany , Prflpriotors , E. ItOSEWATER , Editor. 1'HE DAIIiV UEE. Sworn Statement ot Circulation. Btnteof Nebraska , County ot I > ) iiltt ( . t"8 < Ut-orgo H.Tzflchuck , secretary of The Ilee Pub- llshlnu ( x'ompanjdoes noleninly awrnr that the Mtual circulation of TIIK lUu.r llr.K for tlie week ending Octobers ? , ISM. was as follow * : Bundny. Oct. 21 l .2tf Monday , Oct. 2 ! H.OV1 Tilf Rdny , Oct. Kl 18,011 Wednesday. Oct. B4 1H.I Thursday. Oct. 25 WHI Friday , Oct. a ) 1M11 Saturday , Oct. 87 18.111 18.0S GE01UIK II. r/SrilUCK. Sworn to before mo and subierlbad In my presence thH 27th day of October A. I ) . IRfW. Seal. N. 1 > . KKIL , Notary 1'ubllo. Bute of Nebraska , I County of Douglas , f ' OoorKo II. Tzschuck , being duly sworn. Ac- POUCH and says that he Is ttecrctary of Tito Dee 1'ublUhlng company , that the actual average dally circulation of TIIK DAILY Ilr.K for the montn of October , 1K87. 14tl.t : copies ; for No- Timber , JH87 , lri,2J copleH : for December , 1IM7 , 115.011 copies ; for January , 1 8H , in'JM copies ; Tor Kebniary , iw , 15.WJ copies ; for March , l.W , W.OH'J copies ; for April , IHiw , 1H.7H copies : for May. 18W. 18,181 copies : for June , IBS * . 19.243 copies ; for July.m. . W.frW copies ; for Antrim , 1W8 , IN.I8J copies ; for September. 1S88 , wna HUM copied. G KUWlK II. T.SO 11UC K. Suorn to before and subscribed In my presence ence , this Uth day of October. A. D. IHHS. N. P. FKlL. Notary Public. COMK weal or woe , New York is safe. She has won the base ball ponnaut. MoilltiS Moiutisox spoke to the Scandinavians - dinavians last night but said nothing about school house furniture. RKPKAL the justlco law for metro politan cities and stop the cost-mill fake from which Omaha is suiloring. TnK editor of the Herald has evi dently been reading the Now Yorl Sun's chapter on government printing oHlco steals. CiiKYHNN'K is complaining of a coa famine , which is all the more aggra rating because it is not caused by anj decrease of production by the mines Apparently it is the result of incrcaset r * demand by localities to the west o Cheyenne , and the monopoly in contro prefers * serving now customer * > * W ones. AMKIUCAN industries were not vorj largely represented at the Brussels exposition - position , but such as were commanded marked attention and were notably suc cessful in securing awards. In the de partment of agriculture and its pro cesses all the American exhibitors ol agricultural machines but ono received a diploma of honor , the highest award in its class , whilst all of them obtalnet gold medals. In other departments fifty-four out of sovonty-threo Amoricar .exhibitors received distinctions o Rroatcr or loss degree. The notable success of our manufacturers at Brussels sols should suggest to them the wisdoit of taking a prominent part in the Parii exposition. THE singular attitude taken by th < Canadian Paciflo railroad to proven the crossing of its tracks by the North ern Pacific may load to serious results Ttoo people of Manitoba are excitedly wrought up over the high-handed actior of the Canadian Pacific oflloials , ant bloodshed may be imminent. The uov railroad , it appears , to whion the Cana dian Pacific is violently opposed , i being built by the provincial govern meat. This may explain why the pco pie of Manitoba are so directly concerned cernod in its construction. The North ern Pacific has virtually leased the llni from the government , and will oporat it under a guarantee that the rate charged shall not exceed those ii Dakota , and that the not income shal suffice to pay the interest on the bonds TITK effort making in Now York t raise a fund sufficient to prevent tin dlsbandmont of the Thomas orchestr ; ought to bo successful , and doubtless , will be if such enthusiastic and generous ous patrons of art as Mrs Je < tnoUo M Thurbor address themselves to the task THa layuy , whose devotion to the caus < of n.ufsical culture in the United States has been attested by very largo ox , flbndlturos from her private fortune Jjlas already contributed liberally to the orchestra fund and promised "moro i needed. Such an example ought to be widely emulated amonir the wealth ; people ot Gotham. , but Unfortunatelj ' the great majority of those have noitho'i the refilled taatos nor the sonorous dis position of Mrs. Thurbor. The orchestra tra ought to bo maintained , and it cai bo done only by raising the propose ! fund. THIS project of an association c American women to present to th French nation a statue of Wnshingto is to bo commended. This countr owes much to the friendship ot France Homo of whoso most valiant sons holpc by their counsel and their soldiorl ability to establish the republic , an whoso names are inseparably associate in history with some of the pronto ; events of the revolution. The Fro no people have always felt friendly towar the United States' , and never moro t than at this time . In 1870 wo receive from'ho French the horolo statue < Lafayette , which is in Union Squan Now York , and therefore the proposal ( American women to send to Paris a statu of Washington is commended by ever consideration of propriety and dignity It If estimated that the work will coi twenty thou&and dollars , a sum whic there ought to bo no difficulty ia sooui ing. It is expected that the unveilln of the statue can bo rr/ado / one of tho'al tractions during the continuance of th Paris exposition next year. ' WEST MAY DE RECALLED. There was a prolonged mooting of the cabinet on Friday , the chief tonic discussed being the political letter of he British minister which caused such dismay in the democratic camp. A dis- ) alch from Washington states that as a esult of the meeting the American ninistcr to England has been instructed o&ay to Lord Salisbury that in the opinion of the president the friendly olations between the two countries would bo subserved by a change in the icad of the British legation in this country. It ia evident the view ox- > resscd by Secretary Bayard , that the natter was one of which the govern ment could not take official notice , on the ground that the letter was private , was overruled , very likely the prosl- lent himself insisting upon the politi cal necessity of taking official notice ol the minister's grave violation of diplo- natic etiquette and propriety. Mr. Jle\eland must have been quick to see ttio effect that the , letter could not fall to have , and ho understood that the only hope of weakening that effect was rebuke the indiscretion of the min ster in the way that is reported to have : > ecn taken. IIo has at least sufficient political acumen to discern that 10 n. mo .Hit of such specious explana tions as have been offered by Mr. Bay ard and Mr. Thurman could break the 'orce of this letter upon the popular mind of this country , and that the only safe alternative was to ask the recall of , ho offending envoy or promptly give ilin his passport. Had the minister advised his correspondent to vote for Elarrlson it is quite probable his offense would have been considered sufficiently riovous to justify the latter course. Lord Salisbury will undoubtedly ac cede to the desire of this government iti the matter , and the early re- all of Minister West may be confi dently expected. But will this mend the matter , or materially diminish the effect ot the disclosures contained in his letter1 ; Wo cannot see that it will. The writing of such a letter to an entire stranger , of whoso identity and charac ter Mr. West could have had no knowl edge , was in itself evidence of the in tense interest taken in the democratic cause , reflecting the sentiment not merely of the minister , but of the Eng lish party he represents. It should be lx > rno in mind that the letter asking counsel bore date September4 , and thai the reply was dated September 13 , sc that West lost no time in convoying tin desired advice. His anxiety that his cor respondent should bo placed on the righ' ' track , and should have an opportunity to intluonco others to got on the same track with him , led the minister to be prompt in convoying the counsel asked for. The recall of West cannot obliterate ate the fact thus clearly established that the snntlmcut.pf th * ruling obin : of England is profoundly interested ir democratic success in the coming elec tion. Nor will the recall of the British minister destroy the otlect of his confi dent expressions regarding the friendly and conciliatory spirit of the president respecting English interests in volved in the controversy between twoon thia country and Canada of which ho obviously must have hat ample assurances from competent au thority. Neither will it do away will the very plain intimation of Mr. West's letter that the administration has beer merely playing a part for political otTcc in its professed dcsiro for enlar ec authority to protect American right : against Canadian aggression. In a word , the damage has been done and no amount of virtuous indignatior which the administration may nov manifest can wholly undo it. Ministci West will very likely be recalled , as hi certainly should bo , but the sacrific < will not change the fact tliu the ruling party o ! England , whosi sentiment the minister well knows am frankly expressed , earnestly desires tht continued supremacy in American poll tics of the democratic party , and tha the chief of the democratic party ha not failed to give such assurances o friendliness to the English governmon as have relieved it of any anxiety re garding the future of its interests 01 this continent in the event .of demo cratlc success. COMPLIMENTING HASCALL. After appealing to Germans and lib oral-minded people ( as they are called to support certain candidates of foroigi birth who are on the legislative ticket of both democratic and republican par tics , the German 2'ribnne makes the fol lowing appeal on behalf of Isaac S. Has call : "Furthermore , Mr. Hascall is boinf traduced , maligned and persecuted b ; newspapers that constantly carry wato on both shoulders , and neve dare to take an open and iirr stand against prohibitionists am their helpers and sympathizer This should inspire every liberal minded , free-thinking citizen to suii port his oaudidnay. uml moro ospeoiall. bOcauso Mr. Hascall has publicly ani most decidedly declared himself a against Governor Thayer and In favo of Mr. McSlmno. Within the brie period before election it behooves every body to take position and steadily koo in vlow the principle , 'Those who ar not with us are ngniust us. ' " SWEATERS. Sweating is the cant word which wn invented in the old Chartist days of 181 in London to describe the condition t thingi which Nell Nelson has ventilate in Chlcagoand is now depicting in Noi York. London , however , was alway the central point of such operations , an a committee of the house of lords t making investigations at the presen moment of the sweating operations c the modern Babylon which are slmpl heartrending. Whilst they have bee taking the testimony of tailors and c oloak-mnkora , of feather trimmers an of artificial pearl ornament makers , c fancy boxmakors , of paper lamp shad makers , and of all those trades whic the quick and the industrious can pic ! up without much difficulty , a now clas of victims has presented itself , and ho raised an awful cry , which the Englls newspapers have treated wjth the rid ! cule whlpa is so much moro natural t thorn than humanity or decency. This bitter wall corno'from lltorar hacks , who complain that they do the whole work of distinguished journalists , novelists , dramatists , tind other sons of Parnassus , and rocolvd for so doing the merest stipend , sums not only out of all proportion to the prices the pseudo authors receive , but even to the bare time employed In these labor * . The London Dully yews is foremost in the attempt to treat this claim with Homeric laughter and to deny the pos sibility of its being true. And yet the same paper admits that in Franco the system has obtained the fullest vogue , and that Mnquct and not Alexander Dumas was the author of "Tho Throe Musketeers , " with the succeeding vol umes In continuation of that fascinating tale. Every herring must hung by its own tall , and London literary sweaters must settle scores with their victims. A word or two , however , may be said with advantage as to the system of sweating pursued in New York in jour nalism. Syndicates have been formed in that city to supply all the literature which is demanded by the Sunday edi tions o ( daily papo rs all over the land , and these syndicates make terms with such writers , majp and female , ns they think will bo most attractive by their literary reputations. No outsider has the remotest chance of getting any work from the syndicates. It is obvious to the men who form those associations that It Is not within the bounds of pos sibility for any of these writers with whom they have made ar rangements to do the work which they engage to do. It is as physically impossible as it was forNarcisso Dia/ , the great French landscape artist , to paint the seventy thousand canvasses that boar his name in this country , or for his friend Theo dore Rousseau , to paint the forty-six thousand for which ho Is considered re sponsible. Who , then , write the letters , the sketches , the short tales , the continued stories , the weekly correspondence of the stars employed by the syndicate ? Poor wretches who are out of employ ment and out of credit , and whoso fail ings have placed them under the ban of every city editor. Also young aspirants for journalistic honors who cannot got work because they are unknown , and who remain unknown because they can not get work. Those do the writing and the stars simply sign their names and hand the manuscript to the syndi cates. Under such a state of things the work done is necessarily very uneven , and , upon the average , of inferior qual ity. The natural consequence has boon that there is a reaction against syndi cate articles for Sunday editions , be cause the public , although completely ignorant of the inside facts , has shown a marked preference for those papers that have made their own arrange ments with literary men nn < l hi"n ; re fused to have any dealings with the .Now . i'ork syndicates. The public is the best judge , and it has never been fooled with bad work for any length ol time In any line of business , and it has shown Itself especially judicious in its affection for honestly conducted news papers. THE agricultural college of California appears to bo ns much of a farce as agri cultural colleges generally are in other states of the country. Recent investi gations show that the institution if sadly mismanaged. There are a hall dozen professors who draw comfortable salaries and have little or nothing to do as there are no moro than a half dozen students to instruct. The college farms are neglected and wretchedly taken care of by the students. The pamphlets and bulletins published by the college arc expensive , inaccurate and worthless for practical purposes. Jn the face ol all this , the college authorities continue to ask for moro funds. But California has about reached the conclusion that agricultural colleges do not benefit ag riculture. The state will draw the purse strings against any further extravagant - travagant appropriations in that direc tion. EDUCATING THE COLORED MAN , Daniel Hand , of Connecticut , has done not only a generous and noble action , but a wise ono , in donating to the Amer ican Missionary association ono million dollars , for the education of colored people in the old slave states. This in troduces a notable wedge into n yer.\ knotty oak. So l"rj ; as the colored man is unouucatcd there always will be force in the southern plea for keeping him from the polls , that ho is unfit foi the franchise , which cannot safely be trusted to him in states where ho is in the majority. All men romomlwr how badly the system worked in Louisiana under Grant's administration , and how it was proved beyond contradiction thai the oxcrciso of a free man's privilege by the uneducated negro meant debt disaster and actual anarchy. Men maj mourn over the shot-gun policy , bul they cannot approve the election tc the olUce o sheriff of an absolutely ignorant black man , whoso bonds to the amount of forty thousand dollars wore furnished by an absolutely penniless white man , a drunken bummer living upon the forbearance of the community It was plain fifteen years ago that th < ( solution of the problem lay In the education cation of the colored man. Thii was no clearly true that northern sympathies were enlisted for th ( southern white mon after the outbreal In Now Orleans of 1874 , because thor < dawned upon tbn northern mind a ful comprehension of the gigantic diffi cullies with which those southeri states had to contend where there was i majority of colored men. For it novoi entered into the head of any northorr writer or speaker that the south would ns a matter of public policy , Insist upot keeping the colored mon in ignorance But that Is precisely what is boinj done. So long as the colored man ii tha south is densely ignorant there wil bo grounds for cheating him ot hi franchise right , and ho Is being kep ignorant that there may bo in perpetuity ity that excuse , Daniel Hand's gift i a blow aimed at the very heart of thi fiendish policy , and it has boon placet where it will do the most good. Tin American association will pour out nun drods of bright , resolute men who wil dare anything in so holy a causa It was not enough , it seems , that , thi race should hare been -deprived of it .ibcrttoa. It was nol enough that they should bo kept at miserably low wages jy nn understanding among employers to boycott ntid drive out of the country ' nny man who should'iffcr to pay more. They are to bo'lTopt In the bonds of ignorance that the whole value of the surrender at Appomattox might bo negatived , and tliilt the wrong of cen turies which men had hoped was gone and blotted out might bo practically perpetuated. But tills action of Daniel Hand will change all that , and will create a nucleus of education for the colored man which will within n single generation make him a now being , ono whoso rights can neither bo disputed nor taken from him without danger. Ho will bo then practically what ho Is now legally , a citizen of his state , and if wronged by his state ho will have his appeal to the United States that will see him righted. Ttinlr lm t intiit. Chtcaw Trttiunt. The white house ut Washington has Just ro cclved a new coat of paint. This Is the near est approach to ( minting the town that tlio democrats will have any occasion for indulg ing In during this campaign. Simply Mntclilcsq. Oiefham Iltvtete. Lost Stiiulay's OMAHA HIK was ono of the finest newspapers ever published in America. It was sixteen pages , contained the brightest gems of current literature , and for socletv , political tind general news It was simply matchless. Good Men , Good I'ay. Men who sit In railway signal towers , men who run trains , men who tend switches , and all other men einploj eel in the nctuul tnlnutuu of railroading , oiipht to bu picked out for their qualities of fidelity , painstaking and general conscientiousness. They ought to be pieked out , drilled , watched , and well paiil. Not n JII li Opinion of Him. General Salomon , the deposed president oJ Hn.vti , who died in Paris recently , unfortu nately had none of that prumlcurot charac ter ( wsscssed byTouasalntl'Ons-erture.unilcr whose benign rule , until ho was made a vic tim of Napoleon's treachery , the island pros pered so wonderfully. Salomon was , In fact. thoroughly unscrupulous and wildly ambi tious , with a strange blending ot French polish anil culture and African cruelty and savagery. Crushed by Their Own Weight. Cuinmeittal lliilletln. How much more effective natural laws are than laws enacted by statesmen in bringing colossal "corners" to criof Is seen once more in the collapse of the scheme to monopolize the lead market. No 'net of congress , how stringent soever , nor of any state legislature to "prevent" or "punish" such practices could have had a moe , disastrous effect upon the monopolists thimuiojilmplo operation ol cause and effect in JUicf words , the law ol competition , which , unrestrained , sooner or later makes short woric tof monopolies , and monopolists , whetlirE In | lead , tin , copper , gram or any other commodity. An English journal gives some details of the great salt trust or syndicate which has been orcanlzed there for the avowed purpose of killing off competition In ono of the neces saries of life. Thorn are a great many sources ot salt production iliroughout the world , and , unless tthq 8yndicatearo urettj1 suru of having capfutoB , or subsidised , or bought all these up , Its collapse also is but a question of time. * Old Hutch" in lead , or salt , or brcaitstuffs , may flourish for a time , but in the end he Is bound to bo "hoist with his own petard. " The Ills Appropriations , KiMch. The thirteenth regular appropriation bills passed by congress and signed by the presi dent , aggregate $2rr,2UO,000 , against 5.M3.SOO , 000 for the fiscal year ISS'-SS , aud-3o,55UOOfl ! for the year 18SO-37. The tendency to u steady increase of the expenditures of the government would faoem to b * naarly as pro nounced as the steady Inqrcaso of its reve nues. A difference of about § 41,000,000 in two years seems to require explanation , II not to excite some suspicion of extravagance. The most striking points of difference be tween the appropriations passed at tliu llrst Bcssions of the Forty-ninth congress , and those passed at the first session of the Fiftieth are these : For pensions , 5.TOO.OOC more has been required , the river and har bor bill appropriates $3.00U,000 moro , there is an increase on fortifications of about 4,000,003 no appropriation uuucr this head having boon passed two years ago ; the navy gets $7,000,000 more , the poatofllce § 0,000,000 and the sundry civil bill is nearly § 4,000,000 in excess of that of 18So-8 . The only items in this list which challenge criticism arc those of the river and harbor and sundry civil ] bills , and there is at least this to ba said about the river and harbor bill that It covers , In part , the failure to pass any bill at the previous session. VOICE OF THK 8TATE PRESS. "Elect railroad tools to the legislature , " says the Grand Island Independent , "and you will see conspiracy laws , tno Hko ol which you have never seen before in this nation. The railroads want no half-waj rule , but absolute power. " Of the Douglas county legislative delega tion the Lincoln Call remarks : "It is to be regretted that It will present , like Macaulay said of Huron's life , 'tho checkered spectacle of so much glory and of so much shame. ' " So dull are nolltlcs in Thayer county that the Hebron Journal avers that the noise made by the Inhabitants of a gravovard Is u perfect bedlam compared with tb : quietude of political matters , A peculiarity of statd politics this year I e noted by the iork TimesHvhlch says : "The railroads are out of politics , ( Jhurch Howe It out of politics , everybody * Is out of politics except the giddy farnibr. How lonesome he must bo playing a loncj hand at politics anc not a trump In sight. ' " The O'Noll Frontloif , bqldly ausorts , with out fear of contradiction , that "McShauc duro not accept the gentlemanly Invitation of Governor Thaycr to engage in a joint de bate. McShano know * better than to tackle the old veteran , wha would wind him up sc quick that bis head would bo dizzy for sli wooks. McShanc , however , coward hko does not forgot to glvti Instructions to his cdl tors to 'light into the old man.1" The McCool Junctlon'HoeorU remarks tha1 "every voter , whether , he bo a republican democrat , union labor or prohibitionist whoi when he goes to the polls November 0 t ( east his vote should see that it has the name of Hon. William Leeso U ] > on It. Mr , Lecsi has proven himself to bo a friend of the pee pic , and ho should receive the hearty indorse moot of every farmer and laboring man ia Nebraska without regard to politics. " The Hastings Gazette-Journal acknowl edges that "Mr. MoShano accomplished one thing at least , during his two years in con gress. His bill mskint ; Lincoln a port o ! entry received the signature of the president The farmers who have for years been clam oring for the establishment ot a port of en try at Lincoln will now expend their gratl tudo upon Mr. McShaae by voting for him- - These who have not clamored will vote for Mr. Thaycr. " It to hard for the Wynioro Union to under stand "how nny Inbrolngmnn whobolloves In electing mon friendly to the laboring man's ' Interests can vote for , T. Sterling Morton , whoso only occupation In the state has been that of a palit lobbyist of the Chicago , Bur lington A Qulncy railroad company at Wasn- Inptoti. In opposition to Mr. Morton the ro. publicans have In Mr. Council n man whoso public utterances and work has boon in the the interest of the laboring and producing classes. Ho has never been tlod up with railroads or ether corporations ns has his op ponent. Ho tins no record to cover up. " Says the Beatrice Uotmbllcan : "In his speech nt Wyraoro , J. Sterling Morton mode a very prottyapology for himself In reference to his sou's connection with the strike of the locomotive engineers on the Uurltngton. Ho spoiled it all , however , when In attempting to berate Governor Thayer ; ho said that Thaycr ought to have called out the state militia to protect the railroad property in stead of allowing the Plnkerton's to bo brought into the state. The locomotive engineers are peaceable , law-abiding citizens , but Morton's remark loft the Inference that no considered them a sot of lawless yahoos. Morton will not got many votes from the brotherhood , or their friends. " It would seem that the republicans of Hall county arc not sure but that their candidate for senatorial honors Is a democrat In dis guise , for the Grand Island Independent says'Is : John L. Means already pledged to vote for John A. McSlmno for United States senator , while Instructed to vote for Charles F. Mandoraonl is n question very pcitlnont in view of certain actions of his and the support of some uncompromising democratic saloon keepers , who generally know what they are about. The surface In dications point to the use of MeShnno boodle In the interest of Means , the so-called re publican candidate. This democratic sup port means something , and republicans have u right to ask what it moans , and all the more so on account of the crocked uohtiucl record of John L , Means in the past. " Old-Knshlnncd Rosea. Jiinifs ir/iteomb / ( Itllcv. They ain't no style about 'em , And they're sorter palo and faded ; Yit the doorway hero without 'otn Would bo loticsomor , and shaded With a good 'cal blacker shaddcr Than the mornin' glories makes , And the sunshine would look sadder , For their good , old-fashioned sakcs. I like 'em 'cause they kind o' Sorter make u feller Hko 'em ; And 1 tell you when you llnd a Hunch out whur the sun can strike 'em. It always sets me thlnkln' O' the ones 'at used to grow And peek in througn the chinkiu1 O' the cabin , don't .vou know. And then I think o' mother , And how she used to love 'em , When they wuzn't any other. 'Less they found 'em up above 'oml And her eyes afore she shut 'em. Whispered with u smile , and said Wo must pluck a bunch and put 'cm In her hand when she is dead. IJut , ns I wuz a sayln' , They ain't no style about 'em Very gaudy or dispwyiu' , Hut I wouldn't be without 'em , 'Cause I'm happier In these posies And the hollyhawks and sich Than the hummin' bird 'at noses In the roses of the rich. CURRENT TOPICS. In ono particular at least the great Ameri can people has emancipated Itself from sub- Horvience to European and moro particularly English fashions. There is a universal de termination to discard the umbrella as a pro tection against rain. It is conceded that as a sun shade it has marked good points , and when the color is in harmony with the dress and the Inside lining throws the right tint upon the face the young lady of the nine teenth century fojls that her sun shade Is her dearest possession , and that life without it would not bo worth living. But the win ter umbrella which has been carried as a defence against rain storms and falling snows by hoth sexes has at last been voted an In tolerable , nuisance and a fraud. Very sel dom docs rainfall perpendicularly , and whenever - over this is not the case , the only part of the body that Is protected is the head and shoulders. Most frequently rain Is accom panied by strong gales , and then the aotest- able umbrella proceeds to invert itself , and to make Its unliappy bearer a mark for scorn and an object for the amusement of the small boy. When it snows the arm bocomco weary of carrying several bushels of frozen rain upon the top of the umbrella , and U Is far from agreeable to have to halt and discharge the unwelcome freight. Besides the rain umbrella is an anachronism. It was invented , or rather it was modified from the sun shade prior to the discovery of vulcanized rubber. From that time waterproof coats and cloaks have been manufactured whose efficiency Is undeniable and whoso cost has been reduced to a minimum. The time has come when the winter umbrella must go. * * N Kyrlo Bellow Is an actor with a fondness for brilliant stage costumes and a mania for mashing. The fact that ho had obtained from Worth n scries of doublets and jerkins of the most resplendent character for the role of Romeo made him somewhat of a hero In society this fall , ana ho was in vited to Tuxedo. There no gave way to his mashing propensities to such an extent that ho became an unmitigated nuisance , and was not asked to reuew his visit whou ho wont away. Pierre Lorillard , who Is president of the association , sent written Instructions to the manager of the hotel that Kyrlo was not to bo accommodated under any circum stances , no matter what member of the association might bring him down. This fact was published generally by the papers , and this creature of clothes has had the im pudence to write to a Now York afternoon paper an open letter to Pierre Lorillard de manding an unqualified apology or satisfac tion. Kyrlo Bellow has made a blunder The world does not take him seriously , but considers him a toy. There are women who delight to train their pug dogs to look like alien lion , but the pug feels within every fibre of Ills body that ho Is only a lap dog when the cat comes Into the same room. If Mr , Bellow - low wants to bo treated as a man , lot him burn his clothes and study his profession , and ho will flnd fewer in ashes , but far moro respect. But this ho will never do , for he is not built that way. * * * Bavaria has a monopoly of lithographic atone , and that little state , the headquarters of German beer and Gorman art ought to bo the richest country In the world in proportion tion to Its site , for lithography has been uni versal. And nowjtho lithographic stone is doomed , and plates of zlno are being largely used ns a substitute. It has been found as practicable to draw upon them an upon the Bavarian stone , and hence has arisen the now word zincography. The saving ef fected is remarkable. A ilno plate costing : only 85 cents is as onlclent as a lithographic stone which costs 151. and It can be resur faced practically forever , whereas the litho graph lo stone will only bear roprlndmg to a limited extent. When it Is remembered that In good chromo-lltbographla work a stone has to bo used for each color , and that some times the number so employed ranges from fifteen to twenty stones , the difference In the cost becomes au item of grave Importance , which will revolutionize tbo art. The thin ness of the plates has aUo permitted modifi cations In the press work , by which It is now possible to throw of 1,400 sheets an hour with the lame good results obtained by the slow printing of lithography. A resume ot the nil vantages offered by zincography shows that the Bavarian stone has boon superseded , Htdor Haggard has started the theory that Stanley has been seized by wild African tribes and dollied , acd that ho Is as much a prisoner as the Grand Lama of Thibet , But Hldcr Haggard has never seen either Stan ley or Central Africa. The people of Omaha who have seen Stanley will scarcely believe that he has been dclllcd , Ho was not built that way. IP * Kdward Atkinson Is authority for the state ment that a method has been discovered of making soft woods non-combustible by paint ing them with n solution of zinc dissolved In water under certain conditions. Mr. Atkin son has the faculty of casting a doubt In rea soning minds upon every statement which ho advances and every cause which ho cham pions. With regard to this last discovery It may ho remembered that thirty years ago , when railroad building was being projected in India on n largo scale , experiments were made with rlnc upon railroad sleepers as a defense against white ants. The process , however , gave the sleepers n flavor which the white ants found delloloiis , and native teak was adopted , which the experience of thousands of years Imd shown that the termites would not touch. w * * At the grand Christums eve banquet and ball of the Annour-Cudahy Packing associa tion there will be , for so It is reported , rivers of champagne. This ought to bo California champagne , and there should bo nothing served nt the festive board that is not an American product. Omaha Is the star of the northwest , which Is n land of produce , and Omaha men ought to be Intensely patriotic and take their stand upon the principle of sustaining every kind ol American produce. California brandy has found Its way hero , and has been generally accepted as a good article , the equal of cognac. Now let us try their champagne. * An enterprising man of Salt Lake City has applied for a patent for the construction of a salt palace , and has formed a company which will begin operations as soon as the papers arrive from Washington. The Idea suggested itself to his mind when ho was in Sioux City , la.on a visit to the famous corn palace that has created so much favorable comment In east ern cities. The marvelous effects which can ba obtained by lighting up rock salt are well known , fa * in the salt mines of Willcka in Austrian Poland there has been something similar for the past hundred and tlfty years. All the effects there , however , are Interior , and there has been no attempts to obtain any architectural splendors. It does not seem probable that such a structure would Uo dam aged by rain , unless the fall was very con tinuous and heavy. Manv of the readers of THE Urn may have seen masses of rock salt lying outside stores for many years , exposed to the heaviest weather without any results. It Is tn bo hoped that the Salt Lake citizen will carry out his Idea , and obtain the pecun iary success which he deserves. * Mr. Thomas Mcohan , an eminent eastern botanist with a turn for sentiment , has boon deploring the sad fact that the great nation of tbo United States has no national floral emblem. Granada had Its pomegranate , Franco its flcur do lyg , Florence its iris in medlicval times , and In the British omolro England is still symbolized by a rosp , Ire- laud by n shamrock , and Scotland by a this tle. Brooding upon this state of things Mr. Meehnn proposed that the golden rod should bo the emblem of the people of this country. But Mr. George W. Childs , of the Ledger , stands forward for the maize plume and tas sel , and It must bu acknowledged that ho has hit the bull's ' eye. Mr. Mcohan has not ro- fleeted that there was a symbolism in these emblems. The fleur do Us is an undoubted pun upon the natno of Louis , the favorite name of French kings , and the pomegranate Is similarly a pun upon the nnme of the Moorish kingdom , Granada , for In Spanish gran ad a means a pomegranate. So the flower upon the coins of Florence was n pun upon the name which means flowers , and the Iris was chosen because that city had n great commerce in orris root powder' made from the great white Iris of the Arna.s hanks. Now maize has a symbolic moaning , for the word can bo de composed into ma-lza , and this in the an cient Maya means great knlfcmcn which is au equivalent of Saxon. For the true moan ing of Saxon is wearer of the Sax or short sword. And In Maya iza or itza refers to the sword made by putting into a wooden frame knives made of Itza or volcanic glass. This was the origin of the name given to the Itzas of Yucatan , who founded the cities of Chicken , Itza Izamal , and Iznpan , and It Is assorted tn Maya records that ono of the Itzaob was the discoverer of maize which ho obtained in Its wild state from a Quinami , ono of the aborigines of Mexico. And from sentimental reasons the maize plant Is infi nitely superior to the golden rod. If the floral symbol Is a necessity , by all moans lot Mr. George W. Clnlds' suggestion be adopted. The newspaper men of Savannah , Ga. have appointed a committee to ralso a fund for the family of Edwin Martin , the manag ing editor of the Jacksonville Times-Union , who died recently In that city of yellow fever. Imbued with strong professional feeling , and realizing how greatly the dally issue of the paper cheered the hearts of those citizens who remained in the plague- stricken city , Edwin Martin stuck to his post. There were many such faithful hearts in Jacksonville , and the example of this journalist no doubt had a great effect upon them. There was a milkman who made his rounds as if there was no plague In the city. To nil wtio spoke to him about his danger ho said : "Tho people must have milk. What would the people think If the milkman did not come round as regularly as the man with the morning paporal" The Initiative has been taken by Savannah journalists because ho was well known to thorn , having been for thrco years connected with the dally press of that city. It Is felt that some provision should bo made f6r the family of tins bravo man , who gave up his lifo because the cir cumstances of tno times demanded the sac rifice. _ The Pilot's Wife. Qeorat Jlarluw ( u llelgravla. "Tho moon shines out , with hero and there a star , But furious cloud-ranks storm both stars and moon. The mad sea drums upon the harbor-bar. Will the tide slacken soon ! 0 Sea , that tooit'st my youngest , wilt thou sparol" And the Sea answered through the black night air , "I took thy youngest. Shall I spare tonight - night ! " "Tbo thundering breakers swoop and slash the sands ; To westward , lo ! ono line of cream-white foam ; 1 rise to darkling heaven my holplcss hands ; I watch within the home. O Boa , that look's ' t my eldest , wilt thou save ) " And the Sea answered as from out a grave. "I slow thine eldest son for uiy delight. " "Tho giant waves plunge o'er tbo shingly beach i The twany mane I great lions of the sea , With pitiless roar bowl down all human speech. Is God ( ar off from mot O Sea , that slewest my sons , mlno husband spare I" Tbo Sea's wild laughter shook and rent the air I "Lol on the beach a drown'J ' face deadly white. 1 TALKS ON TRIFLES. An Oinnlmn who has Just returned franl Chicago states that ho had a talk with Uon , Walter Q. Gresham , nt the Grand Paoltlc , whllo thoro. Tha conversation turned on the prosperity of tbo great west , and partic ularly of Omaha. Mr. Grcsham said ho hail watched tha reports ot our system of high license and was pleased with it , Ho de clared thai h thought it the proper remedy for tha ozcostsi of Intern- pcranco and that Uo considered it moro practicable than a prohibitory law. Ho again , spoke of Omaha and its pros- poets in the commercial world. Mr. G res- ham said that his son , who is now prac ticing law In Indianapolis , was looking in the direction of Omaha auil would undoubtedly dccido to locate hero. * Few people hare a correct iiloa of ths mapr < nltudo ot the business transacted by tha Western Union Telegraph company In Omaha. There are over ninety employes drawing pay In Omaha , and the monthly salary list amounts to over (3,000. Including line men , repairers , etc. , In this district , eve * (30,000 , monthly is paid IB salaries by tha company in Omaha. There are no bottof opcrators'auywhcro than the ilowcr of the Omaha oftlco , in which class are found nboul twenty-five operators. The salary of each [ t ( SO per month , and with extra titno ho unices nn average of about 1110 per month. Only tha best operators can make that money. Tha Omaha oftlco pays the highest salaries of any In the country. Kansas City and Sau Francisco oftlces pay only $70 , whlch , is con sidered a good average salary throughout the country. * % An tinny officer said yesterday that tha war department would not , In his judgment , take the site for the now Fort Omaha that is offered nt the lowest price. iTho demands - mands of an ideal fort will bo mot , If possl- able , regardless of the cost of the land. Tha needs to bo considered nro multi farious and must bo determined with an eye to the future. General Crook's ad. vice In the matter will carry great weight with the department , and his judgment in all probability will docldo the matter lutuo mini of his superiors. * * * "There Is no better place in town than this to observe the Idlosyncraclos of people , " said Mr. E. O. Stark , agent of the Webster street union depot. "A man stopped up to tha ticket window the other day and said abruptly : "Give mo a tlckotl" _ "Yes , sir , " I answered. i "Givomoatickot ! " t "Yes , sir. " p . "Give mo a ticket ! 1" ho roared. > . "Yes , sir. " "What Is your name , slrl I shall report you nt once for your impudence I Now do you intend to give tno a tlekotl" "Yes , sir , if you will kindly state to what point. " The countcnanco of the purchaser clmngol In a flash from ono of dcflanco to that of whipped shoopishuoss , as ho gave his dostlu. ation , and slunk away with his ticket. * * # "Ono of the strangest things Is that sn many women lose their purses. Very often the watchman finds an empty portmonnaia on a scat in the ladies' waiting room , or on a car scat , or on the floor of the depot or plat form. An old , indifferently-clad lady tha ether day came In and purchased a ticket tot an interior point , took n seat for a few mo. meats , and then went to the train , whloli stood in the yards for some titno before th < | hour of starting. She loft her purse In tha depot , and as luck would have it the watch * man saw it , and after a search , restored it to the owner. It contained nearly $100. * "At another time a lady loft her hand * satchel on one of the scats of the waiting * room. Shortly after the departure ot the trait | another lady cauio In mid spied the satchel , and brought It to mo. Finding the con. tents of no value , I put It back where owner had left it , to watch developments. Pretty soon a lady came in and sat down near It , She eyed it furtively for some fifteen min utes , and then sidled up to It , looked all around to see that the const was clear , and then grabbed and opened It. Finding there was nothing of value In It , she laid it down. Another lady came la a few minutes later and spied the treasure * bag. She , too , sat down near It , and when every ono had left the room dho pulled U over near her side. Then she hooked It on to her own satchel , and shyly floated out of ttic room. > * * A great deal has been written about tha college graduate applying for a position on a newspaper , and his belief that his "boo ( laruiu' " is the only requisite to such u placo. There Is sonio excuse for all this talk. Applications are made almost dally to TIIK BKB for positions by young men who are possessed of the idea that God created them for newspaper work. Many of them have fulled in everything else attempted , and for that reason they believe that the press will open the way to success. As a last re sort they are wllllug to trj [ it , anyway. They mean well , of course , but they have listened to poor advice -somebody. . Every newspaper man had to begin at so ma time und In some place , but ho did not bcgia in a responsible position on a dally such as TUB BBR. Most applications are made for place upon the rcportorlal staff. The appll' cants don't know that the gathering and preparation of news by reporters has grown to bo of Itself nothing less than an nrt , and that a rcportorial place on a great dally calls for a high grade of ability and skill. Liu- sides that , it is hard work. * Ho sat in a cable coach , possessed of sweat contentment. Beside him nestled his Sun day girl , whispering soft nothings. Sud denly she pointed up to a glass ventilator , and wondered what was meant by the In scription thereon. Ho wondered too. 1 ( roads Hko this : NOTICK. Passenger's Telephone , Signal Pulls Stops the Car. Presently the conductor came In and they questioned him. Ho pointed to the end of the oar , where up on the frieze la a pneu matic whistle which Is operated something llko a suction pump. To the plunger Is at * Inched a strap which extends the entlro length of the car above the heads of passen. gors. The plunger Is pulled out and parmlt- tt ? Brinfl bac.kttlB ! 'orcod nlr causing a shrill whistle , which the grlpman obeys. * * A man about town sidled up to a BBC man yesterday and whispered a bit of newspaper - per gossip. It ran to the effect that after the election the proprietor of tha World would take control of the Her * aid , merge the two papers and print two edi tions dally , under an entirely now , or hyphen ated name. The statements which wora ° 8U'I)0rt | ' of thls oan ot bo reproduced O K A visitor who passed through the city this week , and drove around the city , made a remark - mark which ought to bo suggestive to our real estate agents. "Tbo.o white sign boards of 'lorSslo' which are so roncplcuous on your houses and lots , remind me of the proy. orblal , eTor-pre ent white shutter which is the feature of Philadelhia. What