THE OMAHA DAILY BEE..JIONDAY , OCTOBER 15. 1883 , v THE COMMERCIAL TRAVELER , The Proposed Amendment to the N. W. T. M. A. Constitution. AN OMAHA DRUMMER IN LUCK. Two ClAMON of City DriiniinerH An to FrnnclilHCH Theatrical Tokcr 1'nrty Ilo Oot K cn No Breach of 1'rniiilHC. Ilo Oot Kvcn. Times : "Did you overhear of Gib Lnno who kept hotel at lUpon , "Win. ? " tisketl u traveling iiuui ut the Tremont. "Gib's house was tltc most popular In the woot for traveling men. I have traveled the whole of a Saturday night HO us to lie there on Sunday , lie WIIH n typical landlord in npjKHtrunco and had one eye. Ho was a jolly soul and loved n joke. He was always putting up one on homebody and we were always put ting up one on him. I remember once we brought a man to hit * liouwj whom wo introduced aa deaf. Old Gib began to yell at the new arrival at the top of lilti voice. You could hear Gib tolling him stories .x block away. lie kept this un one whole day and until Into in the night. Finally they went into the bar to take a "night-cap. " A half-dozen traveling men wore standing around inid Gib introduced his guest , yelling the name of each man until you could hear it out in the Btreet. After the introductions were all made the } > iirkue | > er , who WHS "on , " turned to the new guest and asked him almost in a whibpcr , 'What will you havci" whereupon the deaf replied 'whisky. ' Old ( Jib came pretty nigh nceing out of his blind eye when ho heard this and haw that lie had been .Veiling a whole day and half of the night at a tnun who could hear as well art he could. It cost hiiii lots of money. There was one man in the house , a traveling man , who didn't know the joke , however , and Old Gib asked to bo permitted to piny it on him when he came in , so as to get even. The man came in soon after. He had a big spotted dog with him that somebody had sent him from Kngland. The dog had quite a history. Old Gib introduced this man to the 'deaf guest , telling the owner of the dog at the same time that the 'deaf man wus a dog fancier. The dog owner began at once on his upper register and talked to the 'deaf man until lie came pretty near tearing out his tonsils. After ho had talked an hour ho that ho woke up everybody in the houbo the drinks were ordered. The barkeeper again askml 'dcafy' in a whisper what ho would have , and again he answered 'whisky. ' The owner of the dog dropped as though he had been thrown from the roof , and 1 think that Old Gib broke a blood vessel laughing over the way in which ho got oven , for ho died boon after. " City Drummers. In a comprehensive review of the numerous and important class known 119 city drummers , the Chicago .Journal thus "sizes up" two specimens : There are naturally drummers of dif ferent sorts. 1'orhans the most conspic uous is the convivial drummer , for he is soon more frequently in public places. The average merchant from the interior likes "a good time" when ho comes to the city , and the convivial drummer takes him in hand. They visit together the resorts patronized by that class , and Hvo fast for a day or two. The drummer will not permit his country cousin to foot any of the bills. It is alwavs his treat , and from a plethoric roll of greenbacks he pays all the expenses of the twain while going the rounds , anU in his monthly settlement with his firm charges tiio cost to the expense account. There is nothing niggardly about him. He apparently proceeds on the theory that money \yiis made to spend , and ho spends it with a lavish hand. Hut he usually brings his guest to the point and before lie loaves him sells him i bill of goods double or treble in value what ho intended to purchase. Ho is usually the most successful of his class. for he understands human nature thor oughly and knows how to take advantage tago of its weakness. The religious drummer is another who meets with great success in his chili tig. Ho knows a man of religious bent as far as ho can see him. A visit to the Young Men's Christian Associa tlou meeting , introductions and brio convcr.satioiiH with the brethren , to whom ho is there introduced , a quio' ' evening spent in a Christian family , al prepare him to accept as gospel trutl all that the drummer says about the quality , price and desirability of goods , Ho is not as expensive a customer as hi convivial customer , but he buys on closer margins , and thus the profits on his trade are about equalized. Ho it not chaperoned by ono of the convivia drummers , but by a scdnto and sancti inoniouB attache of the firm , who warn ; him of the many wicked allurements o this very wicked city. His buslnesi standing , however , ia scrutinized jus ns closely before the goods he orders ard shipped. No Breach or Promise. Chicago Herald : A few months ago , tft ono of the down-town coffee houses , thorn was a bright girl who assisted in the serving of pancakes , doughnuts and the like. She was far from handsome , but she had tin attractive way about her < * hich "went" with the patrons of the place. Ono of them a studious young man of a literary turn met her ono evening ns both were waiting for the bridge to swing to , and they fell into pleasant converse. All of a sudden she staggered him by suggesting that they got married and each contribute toward the common exchequer. Ho did not wish to hurt her feelings by making a positive declination then and there , so ho asked time to think it over. The res taurant lost at least 0110 customer , as the young man sought to avoid her. The other day he was [ Kissing along a busy street down town when ho happened to glance in at the window of one of the stereotyped bakery lunch rooms. There , deftly turning the palatable but indi gestible llap-jack , ho saw the heroine of his leap year experience. She saw him also , and beckoned him in. With n flut tering heart ho entered the place and greeted her. Pointing with her batter wand to a dapper young man overlook ing the tables in the roar , she re marked : "That's my husband. We've been married six weeks and wo own this joint. " The countenance of the studious young man briehtenod visibly , and ho hastened to extend congratula tions. He hnd scented a breach of prom ise suit from afar off when she beckoned to him , and ho was happy whoa ho learned the uxistiuff state of affairs. Proponed Amendment. The proposed amendment to the N. TV. T , M. A. constitution reads ua fol lows : "Resolved , That article 2 , section 1 , bo nmoiidod so as to read : All persons ' of good moral character , between the of twenty-ono nnd forty yonra , who nro now. , and whohavo been for the year last pnfit , engaged In the wholesale trade , or who represent a company or corporation , shall bo eligible for mom- borMhlp , subject to the conditions pre- bcribod by the board of directors : pro vided , that the proposed now member shall not be cngagcu in any ha/ardom business , and has at the time of his ap plication a bona fldo residence within the boundaries of the association. " There are gcnerallv about a thousand votes in the association , and it is claimed that the passing of the amend ment will result in the admission of city ollcc ( men in sutllcient num bers to control a majority of the votes , in which case the bonii fldo drummer becomes a nonentity. The Merchant Traveler expresses it- elf editorially In 'ho following pointed manner : The amendment to the constitution of ho Northwestern Traveling Men s as- lociation in proposed by the board of di rectors with ono exception D. K. Ctnk. the only member who can bo classed us a traveling man. The absence of his name is significant. Wo bellove , as lees evidently Mr. Clink , the amcnd- nent to be against the interests of trav- ling men and foreign to the purposes f the association. It is a question of itul importance and should be freely discussed. The olllcial organ favors the measure. This is not strange. Presi dent James 1) . Miller is its author , and ho ofilciul organ believes in the infal- ibility of his judgment. It is another case of pap. The amendment should bo iliscussed freely by members of the N. W. T. M. A. Too Cuiuiliic. Chicago Herald : A bright young man connected with one of the largest whole- ale houses in this city was induced by : i party of friends hibt Sunday morning to sneak away from his happy West Side homo and indulge in a prairie base ball iimo. The contestants had placed a keg of beer on third1 base , and when ever a batsman succeeded in gaining that bnir ho was entitled to unlimited beer until he started for the plate. Hoing an export with the stick the bright young man reached third a num ber of times , and when he loft the Held 10 was pretty well Illlcd up. He re membered that his wife had invited company to dinner , and realizing the fact that ho was a little the worse for wear ho conceived the brilliant Idea of sneaking home again via the alleyway nnd taking a reviving nap in the coal shed. In the alloy ho met a cra/.y _ Gor man expressman who resided in the neighborhood , and to him ho confided his intentions in a maudlin way. The expressman assisted him into the shed and then waited for the first Fiiore. In stead of leaving him , ns he desired , the man walked through the back yard and tanped on the door. The young man's wife appeared and said : "Good morn ing , Mr. ; my husband Ss not at home. " The obtuse German looked cunning and responded : "Oh , yes , ho ish ; ho ish schleeping in do goal shot on do bile of goal. " Ho had supposed that the lady would bo worried at the absence of her husband , nnd ho thought it nest to tell her his whereabouts. The young man threatens to lick the craxy German on sight. Their Franchise. The "Drum following query signed mer" has been received by TUB BBK : "I am a traveling salesman for a Bos ton house. My house last month nmdo my headquarters in Kansas City ; 1 have heretofore lived in Chicajro. What i wish to know is this : 1. Have I a right to register and vote at the coming election in Kansas City ? 2. How long must a man live in any stnto , providing ho is an American citi zen , to aquiro the right to vote ? Can you give some points on this mat ter for the benellt of traveling men gen erally ? Wo hate to be disfranchised and want to vote , if possible. " Each state makes its own regulations as to the time of residence necessary to quulify a voter. In Nebraska for in stance a residence of BIX months is re quired , while in Now York the require ment is a residence of a year. "Drum- mer"in all probabilityis not entitled to n vote In Kansas City. Should ho have a family , howeverand that family be still living in Chicago , his place of residence lias not been changed and ho may vote in Chicago. A Drummer In Imck. Ono by ono Omaha's commercial trav elers are called upon to fill positions of importance and trust where good prac tical business men of experience are needed. At a recent meeting of the shareholders of the Red Cloud National bunk in that city , M. J. Scanlon , of Omaha , was elected president and one of the board of directors of that institu tion. Joe , as the boys all call him , is only twenty-six years of ago , and the youngest national bank president in Ne braska. He moved to Omaha from Wis consin in 1SS1 and entered the employ of the Nowcomb Lumber company as bookkeeper. Going from ono rung of the ladder to another , ho rapidly took his place in the front ranks of Omaha's young business men , whore his many sterling qualities of mind and heart won for him the confidence and esteem of his employers nnd the respect of everyone with whom he came in con tact. Mr. Scanlan made occasional trips on the road , where ho made many warm friends among the boys. Theatrical 1'olcer Party. Chicago Times : The Poker Theatri cal party is ono of the latest social affairs. A party of gentlemen meet and play for a box , the railroad fare and the supper after the performance. It may occur to the uninnitiatod that the man who ' gets stuck" poker parlance has a heavy bill to settle. Ilut the poker theatrical party is exclusive. It has just so many at the table and they are always the same , BO that if the theaters don't give out each man in the game at some stage of the season comes in for hib expense , for you must remember that in a gentleman's game of poker it is understood that every player must "get stuck" at some time. At those gentlemen's games one can also hear a language peculiar to themselves. For instance , when ono of the players has three queens ho says ho has "three typewriters , " but no does not say it when his wife is in the room. Dentil of an Omaha Traveler. H. L. Wright , traveling for Bliss , Isaac & Co. , of Omaha , was taken ill with Inflammation ot the bowolsnt Hast ings , Nob. , Monday , October 8 , and died Friday , October 12 , at 9 p. in. His wlfo joined him on Tuesday and was with him at the time of his death. His remains have boon transferred to Dennison - nison , In. , for interment. Mr. Wright was only twenty-four years of ago and general known among his fellow travel ing men as n hard worker and valuable man for bin firm. Omaha Sunday GuciU. At the Millard : J. C. MoHart , Dav enport , In. ; S. B. Hatheway , M. Gus- felil , E , Hey man , P. Bohmo , Now York ; N. D. Marsh , C. II. Whinnoy , E. B. ParUo , F. L. Borwcll , Chicago ; Z. K. Dowd , Mcrldon , Conn. ; E. B. Martin , Geneva , O. ; J. Patton , St. Joseph , Mo , { Thomas Doran , St. Paul ; Paul Trointn- lltz , San Francisco ; O. H. Virgin , York , Neb. ; H. S. Hcndrlcks , Marion Jones , Atwood. Knn. ; Si Danzlngor , Milwau kee , Wis. : John F. Braun , Gus Moul- ton , Philadelphia ; Fred Ward , St. Louis. At the Pa.xton : George S. Kvans , M. J. Lasar , S. II. Wctmoro , H. MoCartor , NTow York ; K. W. Copelln , F. W. Jones , "osoph L. Hnnloy , St. Louis ; M. Simon , 'hllndolphln ; II. D. Pottibono , Minno- .polis ; A. M. Levy , St. Paul ; Byron 7 . Closer , H. M. Johnson , Chicago cage ; D. Forsdlko , London , Eng. M. Clifford , Slovens Point , Kan. ; II. C. "Coller , Leavcnworth.Kan. ; E. G. Howe , .3. . G. Ormsby , Atchison , Kan. ; E. Sparks , Valentine , Neb ; J. H. Honey , Walnut , la. ; VV. T. Canada , Nebraska Tity ; A. W. Hilliard , San Francisco ; \V. S. HUT , Denver , Colo. ; C. U. Poole , Boston , Mass. At the Murray A. L. Gere , E. B. Wolf , P. W. Ilonrv , C. H.Rosa.George W. Hogan , F. E. Hew , G. N. White , E. H * Mason , Chicago ; Albert Thaner , "iloucestcr , Mass. ; E. L. Cobb , 'hiladclphia ; L. W. Wells , Denver ; J. L. Baker , West Point , Neb. ; D. C. O'Uellly , Ireland ; F. C. Ballantino , London , England , H. J. O'Kcilloy.Cork , Ireland ; J. P. Vacy , Kankakoo. 111. ; A. B. Elmer , New York ; ' J. F. Tulor , St. Joseph , Mo. At the Merchant's : Miles William son , Muskegon , Mich. ; W. II. Hull , S. S. Hainot , Chicago ; H. Frost , Tecumseh - soh , Neb. ; H. G. Mason , Norfolk , Nob. ; F. A. Foils , Woodbine , la. A crown will not euro the headache , nor a golden slipper the gout , but if the Headache comc.s fromCatarrhjWarner's Loir Cabin Hose Cream will give imme diate and lusting relief. It is the best remedy. THREE HARD KICKS. Detroit Free Press : I wus down near the lower railroad bridge at Niagara Falls , having a couple of boys with me , when a hackman drove up and offered to lake us down and show us the whirl- : Kol , a mile below and return us to the bridge for half a dollar each. When this olTor was declined he said he would uko tlio three of us for a dollar , and wo got into his carriage. Ilo drove down to the Whirlpool house , and as I got out I saw a sign reading : "Fifty cents to go down to the whirlpool. " "You agreed to bring us down and show us the whirlpool , " I siiid to the hackman. "Well , it's down those stairs. " "But I don't propose to pay fifty cents to go down there. " "Then you won't see it. " "And you wont' get your dollar1' ! "Won't IV Come , I am ready to take you back. " "But wo arc not ready to go. You lied to ua , and I refuse to pay you a cent. " "You either pay or I'll make jelly of you. " "Como and try it. " He did not accept the invitation , but drove off up town , and a stranger said to me : "Ho has gone for a crowd , and you will bo lucky to got ofT alive. It's a shame-faced swindle , of course , and here are a dozen of us who have been played the same way , but what can wo do about itV" "You can kick against the gang. " "Yes , but we'd get the worst of it. They are a bad lot. You'd better send the fellow his money. " "I'll bo hanged if I do ! " As we btarlod up the river on foot a do/.en men followed to see the fun. When wo reached the end of the street car truck a , mob of fourteen hacktnon received us. The ono who had lied to us demanded his dollar. I refused to pay it. Ho called to his mob to come on , and I backed up to the building , leveled a revolver at the crowd and waited. They didn't come on worth a cent. They didn't care for dollars just then. One by one they slunk away , while I took the cur buck to the fulls. The louder tried lo got mo arrested for currying ft deudly weupon , but no ono would issue n warrant. One justice told him in my hearing : "Every man coming to visit the Falls ought to como with two revolvers , and the oftener he fires into your crowd the bettor it will bo for the few honest people ple here. I wish more kickers would como hero. " In going down the Jersey coast by way of Now York , or , rather , by Jersey City , I reached thai point to discover that I was trunkless. I wont over the river and consulted the Erie baggage agent and after lelographing to various points , it was found that they had boon left in the station at Buffalo. The bag gageman there had three hours in which to gut them aboard , but ho had singled mo out as a victim. Everybody olso's trunk had come along , but mine hud been held over for a rest. I couldn't kick on a man 300 miles away , but I laid for him. All the while I was fishing and sailing I nursed my wrath to keep it warm , and six weeks later I wallced into the baggage otlico at Buff alo. I hud the documents to buck mo up , as I said : "On the 22d day of July I passed through here. I was tickuled to Jersey City slraightor than a stringand before I loft Detroit I saw that my checks were all right. " "WellV" "Well , you loft my trunks right hero for twenty-four hours. " "Quito likely. " "And now you must pay for your care lessness. " "What ! " "Horo is a bill of expenses made by your neglect : There is $0 for three of us at a hotel over night. I paid an ox- pressman 75 cents. I paid another the Mime. I had to hire a hack to carry mo about In Jersey City and that's twelve shillings more. The total expense is $9 , to say nothing of my time and worry nnd a day loU. " 'And you expect me to nay ! " "You'll either pay or I'll ' bring suit nnd send for the general baggage agent as a witness. " "Well crank ! " , you are a "No , I am not. I simply kick wnon imposed upon. Th o road guaranteed to deliver mo and my baggage in Jersey City at ti certain hour ail right unless accident prevented. There was no accident. " Ho stormed around for awhile and then paid mo , and I divided the money between two cripples at the door. Ho said I was the meanest man he over saw , but it was a lesson ho will never forgot. At Elmiru , once upon a time , I had to wait for the western connection. No one know how long it would bo , ns the other train was late , and to satisfy n natural curiosity I stopped to the ticket window and asked of trie young man in side : "Will you please tell mo how late the Erie express isV" He did not look up from his paper nnd I repeated the query. Ho moved a lil- tlo this time and I was encouraged to say : "I hate to disturb you , but I'm very anxious to know. " Ho got up , came to the window and pulled it down as ho said : "I Know nothing about it. " There were four men' behind , mo , OUR NEW ADDITION Is being rapidly pushed to completion and wo hope to open the same by the 15th inst. The changes and improvements which we are also making in the old store extend to every floor and department. We propose to have not only the largest , but also the beat arranged and best lighted Clothing Establishment. Wo have to apologize to our patrons for the present condition of our store , but it is unavoidable ; we are not only crowded with goods but crowded with buyers at all times , and customers may find it a little inconvenient but they will find themselves amply repaid by the low prices we are making throughout our entire stock and the many bargains we are offering. Our stock of Overcoats is enormous and the change in the weather has created quite a demand for them. We have everything imaginable , or at least desirable , and among our stock will bo found many lots which are marked in price far below their in trinsic value. The Mens' Suit stock is the heaviest ever shown and its variety warrants the as sertion that whoever buys a Winter Suit without at least looking hero , fails to consult his own interest. There is not an establishment in the west that offers the selection or names the prices wo do. Boys and Children are as amply provided for wo still have some of the special bargain Knee Pant Suits at $2.50 a suit , which would be cheap at $5.00. Wo want every mother to look at this suit. In long Pant Suits and Boys' and hildren' s Overcoats wo offer great inducements. Underwear you can buy of us at lower prices than the regular retailers pay for them. Gloves , Hosiery , Neckwear and all other Mens' furnishings at lowest possible prices. Hats are almost given away , at least you would think so if you look at the con stant rush in our Hat Department. The quantities we handle of those goods , and the way we buy them puts all competition out of the question. Nebraska Clothing Company Cor. i4th and Douglas Streets , Omaha. waiting to ask the same question. I invited - vitod them to kick. They refused. Then I invited them to see me kick. They accepted. There was a door to the olllce and 1 opened it. The young man was waxing his mustache in front of u glass. "Isn't it a part of your duty to answer civil questions ? " I pleasantly asked. "You git or I'll put a head on you ! " he roared. "How lute is the Erie express ? " He rushed at me und I guvo him the neatest black eye you over saw. I was wondering if I shouldn't trout the other after the same fushion , when nn oftieinl of the road stopped up and asked for uu explanation. When 1 had given him one , ho turned to the young man .and asked : "Did you refuse to answer his quos- tins ? " The victim was sildnt. "Very well ; I'll see Mr. Abbott to morrow und suggest the need of an im mediate change here. " A change wus made. I huve seen the now man , und ho will answer questions oven about Jonah , if you wish. The bird thai flutters least in the air remains longest on the wing. The ef fects of Warner's Log Cabin Hops and Buchu Remedy are lasting because it puts the stomuch in good working order , and thus the whole system is restored to its normal , healthy condition. LETTER LIST. I.tttoflattars remaining uncfttloJ for In tlio post- oDIce/or the week enJini ; Oct. 12 , liH3. Note Parties calllnK tor tliuio lottan will pleats najr "AdiortHoil. " glrln/ the date at tlio he.vl of the ll tand Inquire for same at tlio "Lillet' Dollrcr/ WluUow. " To urul.l tntiUliei dare your mall aJJre j u J to jour street and number. 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KoknoJr A Kitchen I ) I.uke A I.awlcr J Lliile- I.arklnM l twlerir Lanaxren I I.rncli K I.Uianburf G II Lnwls M Low mrs hi Louise Llnwall K Lafoy uirsU Ijrson A " l < epail mrs W II Morrlnon mnO Mendo , il W Mooney mrs L Morse M K Mjthki.on R MUklnnlon U Slcaiiey A MooromrsM K M or ITS ninU Mark J Monsell K Mason I ) Miller M Meyer I ) MlllonM Men mri I MackJ Mallby HIM M A Martin mrs (1 ( 0 Morgan n uonUumery J nMo. Mo. ncho noy It McNeil L iicKconM ucPailden mrs A LN. N. NatiKht mr * K Noyco II NetiTprctt mn A Nuwmau II Nllsou K Nichols A KO. O. O'Connor mrs M Oiborne II OlssonT IIP. P. Picket t mrs A I'etorson U Potera B R. Ilouers 1C H llo i-n tccl u Itoss mrs E Itiiielmrs M 1 itaniytt Italian mrs t" Itlncard mr'J Itupert .V V Ulster M S sadlo Shephnnmrs It Sinn mm C Hterens mrs 1 HkrgsnmM HTpntton II Hcuulermri N Korenton K Bt ClalriursJ J hvanson mrs K Scott mrs u H Hteii'ui mrs J KmUlimriR HmllnK l-3 Sheldon inn J N Miglorw fiwnnjon If HchaiTer nirs C UwantonC BlnJtll Stockton uiriC T. Try mr S Tomllnion D Torreyton mn A Tcrpenlnx mrs K Tauner out M Traoy II Taylor mr V U. Urba nn f U.W. W. WashlnKtnn N WIIMach mri C Wolf M J WhlttellmrtC WaznerU Wcirthlnitoa Wiuon S U Wallace mr K Wen t , Walker F-J Wire K TIIIIID AND FOUItTH-CIAS * MATTUIl nurseisWrn lllakemriMj Doolittlu mri W J Uttarbucu inn B K C. V. OAIJ.AGIItnt. P M. An Absolute Cure , The OnlOINAL ABIETINK OINTMENT Is only put up In largo two ouoco tin boxoi , and U an absolute euro ( or old sores , burns , Kounds , chapped hands , and all skin amu * Uons. Will positively care all kinds of piles. Ask for the ORIGINAL , ABIETINE OINT MENT. Sold by Goodman Drug Co. , at 35 c uts per box by mail 30 csnlt. Your Left Liver IS OUT OF OROER ? BEAD THIS IF IT IS. Al'roiirl tary Medicine that noevU but * txUl to provs its worth. Or , Calender's ' Left Liver Bitters , The only Distilled Hitters In tk United Bt t 8. Th only Bitters recognized by tha United State * Internal rerenue laws as a Pro prietary Medicine , ( awfully I'atentetl. No. of Patent 149.573. Contains no fusil olls.no ssentlai oils , no rorolfm subsunta or daman- Imf druci. A perfectly pure medicine , com pounded from Pure Root Herbs and Old Poach ! pleasant to the taste , quiet and decisive In Its ffct. Cures Dyspepsia or Yellow Jaundice tn flre days. Regulate * the Uowrls. Invigorates Inactive Liver. Cures Diseased Llrer. Hovlre * UM Kidneys , Improves the Appetite Quickly. BMrnUtes the wnbl * system. New Lit * to tta wh U system. foIUIlTor Hitters are nolrt In Omaha , Neb . by tha llowlnif dniKiiit < ItlclianUnn I > rn * Co. , Bpcclal * drUB Interest of Nebra ka. Ite- uoolmanDrug t'o. , W. J. Wlilleliouee , T. W.Spaf- fanl. Mam 11. Karnswortn. Kcliroter'i rharraHcjr Kulin A Co , John ( Jladlub , M I'arr.J. A. frullor & C'o. W J. IIUKlioa..lolm II. Conte. C J. Vrlen , M..l.l'owell K Il.dtMiKtli.Jnlin K. Huffily. Alorrell 9 Pharmacy .1 HUM'S Kurvlli. II. O Bull , Dr. .1. J. Sarlllo , U. M.t'rl - or. K Cliainllor. Malm's Pharmacy. Uurnor * Para J. ( ) KliiK.J. W. Clarke. J. II. Schmidt , Mai llochl. J .VClirlMPiiioii. W. K. I , mbiT on , II. H. Cor. Max Conrud , Frank W. Vngt , K. Rmmuison. ( ico. Itociler Boycl'a Pharmacy , ( ! . A. Melehpr , Howard Meyer * . Irank Dellone A Co. , wlioltiale dealer * la CiKari anil Left I.trer nittorn U. 8. DEPOSITORY. OHAHA , NEB. Paid Up Capital $400,000 Surplus 50,000 II. W. YATKS. President. LEWIS S. ItBKn , Vice President. A. E. Tou/At.iK. 2nd Vlco President. W. II. S. HUUIIKH , Cashier. IIIIIECTOHS : W. V. Moitsie , JonNH. Coi.uNg , II. W. VATKS. I.KYYIS S. Iluno. A. R. TOU7.At.IN. Uankinc O III c * > THE IRON BANK , Corner 12th and Karimm HtH. A General Hanking Business Transacted. FARM AND OMAHA CITY LOANS , The Kansas City Investment Co , 30 Chamber of Commerce , OMAHA , Nljn. No delays. All uustnoss done at this olDce. The larcest. fastest and duett in the world l'a eDn r accommodations unexcelled. New York to Ulaiconr TlM lOQ4oadrrrv HENDERSON BROS. , 72 La Gille St. , Chicijo Or to any of our looal aiienti. FSRVtSSIA , . . OoU 13tll ETHIOPIA . Oct.Xth AsmuKiA , : . . . .Oct. Z7tb NKW YORK TO LIVCIIPOOI. VIA QU * VST < TN. The Celebrated I I ritesl an ) linen I'm- 1 OCT. list , Hteainnhlp I ttnor Hteami-r la I CITIf or IIOMK.I tue Worlil ) Haloon passaia toGawow. | Derry. l.lrerpoot , Delfait orUiiennstown. KO and upwards per Glasgow ate m- ers. CD and upwards ( or City of Home , heconil-clasa to. Ui-turn ttrxet * at reduced rates made arallable for eltlmr route , iiffonnv oicurslonlsts the privilege of seelndhe North and .South of Irolaml.the Rivers Mersey and the picturesque Clydn. fltceraze 1 0 ADChnr Line drafts payable free of charge , sold at lowest rates. For book ot tours , tickets or further Information soply to Timber Claims , True Bed and .Seedlings for Tliulwr Claims , Fruit Trmts , Small frulti , UrnauentaU , Kver- greens , ftc , ( tend for price lUt-KUKKI Addroi ? , D. N , I.AIiK , Prop. , Shenandoah , Iowa. nYFI ARE THE BEST UltO ttou3 rUHUOGiaTa. - i , . - . . i - , t m i * 1 , ? REAL ESTATE iiui is ! For Sale by Geo. N. Bids , ROOM 4O , Barker Block , C HOICE ten-acre tract , near Bell Line n. R. , in West Omaha , only Iwciily-tlvo minutes' ride by suburban trains from Webster street depot ; mag * nificcnt view , pleasant and healthy lo' cation. Just the place for a nlco horn * or line fruit and vegetable gurnons. ' Tills property can bo pluttod Into fifty choice lots that will sell inside of tUreQ yours for four to five hundred each , C'un olTor the whole tract for a short time at $11,500. rpWO lots , 9 , " > xl6.r ) feet , corner Jackson * and Lowe avenue , ono of the finojt residence sites in AVest Omaha , $3,6007 ELEGANT south front lot , fOxlH2 , on Harney. near 26th street , only M,6QP /CHOICE residence site on 20th uvo * nue , in Clark's addition. This lot is 04x128 , perfect grade and nlcoly sit uuted , between St. Mary's avenue au Harney street , $5ii3 ( ) . CORNER , C9xl 10 , on Howard and 28th streets , oust front and on grade , $0flOO. EAST front lot , Wxl.r ) 0. on 31st street , near I'opploton nvenuo , Hanscom Place. Jusi the place for a nice home. Can offer for n few days nt'ir > 00. DOUBLE corner , lOOxlM ) feet , on Woolworlh avenue and . " 2nd street | facing Hanscom Park ; perfect grado. .lust the place for an elegant rcsidonca block. $7,600. E AST front lot on Lowe avenue , in Wont Omuhtt , $1,000. ONTK of the nicest residence lots in IhuiHCom Plueo , on Popploton ave nue , for sale on very hinull cash pay * mcnt , long time. Now cublo line will make this the finest residence property in the city. COKNKK , 100x160 feet , on 81st and Popploton avenue , paved strcot , sewerage , water and gas ; perfect grade and magnificent view ; ono of the lineal residence sites in the city. Call nnd get price. TIIEtKK bountiful south front lots on Popploton nvenuo for sale for a few days ut a low figure. Only $050 cash re quired ; balance can run 1 , - , 3 and 4 years. If you want lo secure a nlc4 home in the nicest residence portion of the city , it will pay you to loolc Ibis up. / CHOICE business lot 44x132 feet , oa Tenth near Hurney , $20,000. TRACKAGK nnd warehouse 00x132 , corner 12th und Nicholas , Hide track in alloy. There Is $4,000 profit in this lot for some ono , can offcv for a short time at tO.OOO. CORNER , 120x130 , less tbnn seven blocks from Court House , with threa mnall cottages renting for $720 per year ; room for three more ; ground alone la \Torth fifty per cent moro than price nHkod. It will pity you to look this up ; price $7,500. ELF.GANT residcnco nnd grounds in Hanscom pluco , burn , furnnco bathroom - room , city water &c. Can give im mediate possession. Call andgotprlco. NEW 8 room house , nil modern con vonionces , in West Omaha ; a biff bargain if taken at onco. BARGAIN Choice ton acre truct with comfortable house , barnsplon- < did ahado trees , etc. , close to city und Belt line railway , just the place for flno fruit nnd vegetable gardens. Can malco this a big bargain if taken soon. BUSINESS lot with now two-story store building , on M. near 27th St. Will rent for twelve per cent on tha investment. Cull and sue it , price $1WO. ONE of the fineht IHisincbs Lots in South Omaha , for a few days at $3,000. LOT 4 , block 54 , South Omaha , 00x150 foot near J and 27th btrcets. only 31,200. NICE little cottage nnd lull lot 00x150 in South Omaba , near 23tn nnd G streets for sale at $1,100. Acres choice land In Howard County , close to two railroads , for nalo at u bargain. SEVERAL good houses to rent. Can give immediate possession. 3iQn nrsO Worth of good Omaha tpOV WWV property to tradu for fu-fat-cluss farm land or block nincho. If you have good property to sell , ex change or rent , call and list it. Geo. N. Hicks Room 40. . Barb Block