f Mt j fr . THE OMAHA DAILY BEE. SEPTEMBER 30. -SIXTEEN PAGES. SPECIAL SALE-OF DRY GOODS New York Di-y Goods * x 1310 and 1312 Farnam Street. And for balance of the week we shall make some prices on Dry Goods , which will melt the heart of the most obdurate , Please examine the following list of Special Bargains which we offer Dress Goods Department. AN 18 INCH BLACK SATIN FOR I r. Did you over BOO n Satin for that prlcel You can sec ono Monday morning. Only a few pieces to bell. NUMBER 2. A 64-INCH GERMAN TWILLED BROADCLOTH AT 9l7. . { ; A REGULAR 82 CLOTH. Wo Imvo these poods in the now full shudes , gobelin , blue , tcrrncoltn , Rosion , etc.Vo find that thoru is a great scarcity of these poods in tlio market , owing j to Iko demand , and wo cannot ( iuplicuto our purchase. Those arc beautiful goods , Hplcndid finish ; only small quantity left for sale. If you need a cloth buit face our cloth before buying. NUMBER . ONE CASE WOOL CASHMERES , At 9 Cents , These ore in plains and fancies , all colors , and usually bell at 12Jc to IGc a yard' NO.I. . A 10-INCH SILK PLUSH FOR 07lc , USUALLY SOLD AT $1.00. This is a special value for a Silk Plush and worthy of your inspection. There is a largo demand for Plushes this Benson. Wo bought these goods very carlv Irom the bostsourco in eastern supply and have them in all colors. Call and &oo thoin. NO. . A 22-INCH SILK MERYEILLEUX PLUSH AT 81.75 , IN ALL THE NEW SHADES AND COLORINGS. Wa take pleasure in calling your attention to this bargain as it is a good ono. It would bring $2.2/5 a yard and bull readily. Ludieo' who have &eon these goods pronounce them equal to anything in the market. NO. 6. 14 PIECES COLORED GROS GRAIN SILKS At $1. This ifl a bpccial purchnte in colored Silks and wo propose to give our custom ers the benefit of it ; beautiful goods nd we feel s > nfo in claiming that it is the best value in colored silks , offered this soa&on. An inspection will prove this. Remnants of Dress Goods , very cheap , Look at them. _ , i Do not miss this sale if you have anything to buy. We feel . confident you will find , the goods just as represented. It is a principle with us to always have what W6 J advertise. Mail orders will receive our careful attention- a A. R. LOGIE , 1S10 v . , * and 1312 Farnam Street AMONG THE ELECTRICIANS , A Talk on Battorlos , Wires and Motors. THE POWER OF ELECTRICITY. Artillery und the Electric IjlRlit Elec tricity In Medicine Now York Street Cars Uumminc of AVI re * . Artillery nntl the Electric Light. The electric light seems destined to play almost as important a part on land as on sea in the next big European war. The Austrians are constructing port able electric light plants to bo used in entraining and detraining troops at night. The Germans are going to have a aimilar portable plant attached to their siege trains. Finally some Eng lish batteries , now engaged in experi mental practice at Dartmoor , have been cunufllnir themselves by endeavoring to dcttfoy some olootrlo light apparatus eroctc'd by a party of engineers from Chatham. Up to the present only a uuUnsm of damagu has boon done to ftc reflector. The experiments have been made on the biutln that the search light Is being used by an enemy ad vancing on the camp. Whether wo are to attribute the immunity of the plant to bad shooting or to the blinding effect Of the ray , Is not mentioned. Klcotrlclty in Moiliclnc. Referring lo lu ° paragraph which ap peared in bomo ot tno daily papers last week of the restoration to sight through R flash of lightning ut Wolvorhampton of a collier who some tlmo ago lost IIH ! tight through an accident , wo think , tays the London Electrical Hovlowthat this is a mutter which should occupy the attention of those medical gentlemen - mon who.nro Interested in the applica tion of electricity for curative purposes. 2omo time back Dr. Lawrence was try ing some very interesting experiments with regard to reducing the thickness of the albumen of the eye by puling light currents of olootrlclty through the ball to reduce it to fluid , lie tried his'exporimont by boating in water the white of un egg , and after having caused it to sot roliquillod it with great SUCCORS bv passing currents through it. The medical profession might now insti- vtuto a Horius of experiments upon the Influence 6f electric shockt ) in cases of partial or total blindness , and wo will undertake ta say that the result would uiako the study well worth pursuing. The Dlllloulty Mot. Elootrio World : Shortly after the telephone Industry hud become well established , the introduction ot the electric light made manifest the dis turbing Influence which the conductors carrying heavy currents had upon tele phone circuits' , and the cries of despair of the telephone managers at the ini- i noyunco wore frequently hoard. It did i * not tauo long , however , to discover n remedy for the evil complained of , and s to-day the method Of running electric UffUtamUolophono wires side by side i , disturbance is well understood and generally put In practice. Never theless the report ot tno committee ap pointed to investigate this question in Germany , and the tests they Imvo made In connection with It , are interesting titi confirming the practice generally adopted hero ; and wo would draw at tention particularly to the results of their experiments with regard to the influence of the Iron covering for under ground cables in the prevention of in- i auction between the conductors In con- ' tiguous cables. The committee , how ever , advises the separation , as far as possible , of the two kinds of conductors , , and this also is , wo believe , now recog nized to bo the bettor practice , in this country. It is interesting to note that the results obtained with continuous und alternating currents do not differ essentially , and that by the employment of what is known as the concentric cable , i. o. , ono in which the outgoing and returning circuits are placed ono within the other , immunity from all ciTects of induction is obtained. Now Vork Street Cars. Electrical World : It is , wo think , impossible to exaggerate the import ance of the worlc now being done on the Fourth avenue in the introduction of electric street cars. There are many features special to this niece of work , giving it unusual prominence and sig nificance. Now York city , to bogiti with , is peculiarly suitable for demon strations of an improvement of this character , and our linn conviction is that the more the public see of the storage cars the more they will insist uKii | having thorn. So far as the pub lic is concerned , the element of expense docs not enter into tlio matter any more than it does into the agitation against bobtail cars. It is enough that the cars are swift , clean and safe , easily con trolled , do not in the slightest dcgroo niToct the paving of the roadbed , lave- the horses from a crnol fate , abolish the malodorous car stables , lighten the work of the drivers , and nro frco from all the objections that can bo raised against cither tlio stoum elevated reader or the burtuco cable cars. On the ether hand , storage oars are cheaper than horrio earn to run , and that is the main point for the operating companies ; while there is another enormous ad vantage in the fact that the change from the old system to the now can bo made gradually. Then again , the adoption of storage for such u rend as the Fourth avenue is a very hopeful and cheering sign , not only of the liberal policy marking the Vanderbilt - bilt regime of to-day , but of the pros pects of electricity in urban passenger trallic gen orally. If storage curs thus find favor with ono of the largest and most conservative munugomonts in the country , one may well be banguino us to tlio future. Wo have but one criticism to offer on the now cars , suggested by the successful trials , namely , that they nro almost too mabxivo and Imixltomo. Perhaps it is not our business , but still wo believe that the car bodies might bo built much lighter without losing sta bility. The Power of Electricity. Iron Ago : The eloctrlo motor business ness- , which was In a nascent state a few days ago , In now developing ut an oven faster rate than the elootrio light busi ness , though the amount of capital iu- voalod and the value of the plant 'is comparatively small. At the present time there are in use In Boston , lor sx- umplo , u lurgo number ol "KlTui motors for various purposes , furnishing in all about , roufclily estimating , 600-horso power. In Now York city it is esti mated that there is about 800-horso power furnished by oleotrlo motors for various small industries. In Philadel phia there are u considerable number of electric motors in constant use , und the bnmo is true of Buffalo , Cincinnati und Cleveland , und their number is rapidly growing lit all the lurgo cities. In Chicago und Detroit the number is smaller und the use somewhat restricted owing to the efforts being maUo by mu nicipal authorities to have the wires put underground and the consequent dlfllculty in making additions to the systems of overhead wires. The motors in use range In power from one-hulf- horse power to 15-horso power. A IMPORTANT Special dispatch received , from Mr. Logic , now in New York : NEW YORK , Sept. 28 , 1888. To E. W. Osgood , New York Dry Goods Store , Omaha : Have bought for cash , at half price , some Black Silks and Kid Gloves. Sell them at cost and give our customers the benefit of the pur chase. A. R. LOGIE. ( Copy of telegram. ) The goods mentioned above , we will place on sale Tuesday , at45c per yard for the silk , and45c per pair for the gloves , and it is safe for us to say that these are the cheape-.t goods of the kind ever offered in Omaha. The quantity is limited and an early call is advised. The gloves are heavily embroidered backs , excellent quality , 4-button length , and the silk is a rare silk fabric. r * fc number of motors of one-sixth horse power ana others of 25-horso power are also in use. In addition to the largest cities mentioned above , there is a con siderable number of motors used in the smaller cities , such as Bangor , Maine ; Lowoll.Nowburyport , Lynn and Spring- flold , Mass. ; ProvidencePawtucket and Woonsockett , R. I. , and other of the smaller cities of the cast , and St. Louis , Kansas City and other western cities. Tlio question naturally arises as to the uses which these motors , furnishing as they do small amounts of power , are put. In a general way it may bo said that they are employed in all those in dustries and work which has formerly been done by a small amount of steam power or by the gns engines or water motors which have been quite extensively employed during the last few years. They are em ployed for driving air-compres sors , bookbinding machinery , bakers' machinery , blowers , cranes , carpen ters' machinery , cash carriers , coffee mills , churns , drug mills.dumb-waitors , dentists' lathes , drill presses , elevators , grindstones , hydraulic presses , hatters' machinery , icooream freezers , jewelers' lathes , knitting machines , lathe workIng - Ing machinery , laundry machinery , looms , paper box machinery , polishing machines , pile drivingprinting presses , quotation transmitters , sowing ma chines , stamping machines , ventilating machines , washing machines and 100 other small uses. Perhaps the most important use of motors at present i on elevators , print ing presses und sowing machines , and in each line a largo and incraassng number are constantly being usod. The increase in the many different outside uses is even fan tor. Wherever a mod erate amount of power is needed the electric motor can supply It. The econ omy of the stationary electric motor over small steam and gas engines is claimed to bo considerable. It is based upon the fact that largo engines consume - sumo much less coal for the power furnished - nishod than do small engines. In the transference of power through the dynamo and motor to the machin ery , about J20 or so per cent it lost , but even with this it can bo soon that largo power may bo produced at a contra ! station and sold out to 'consumers cheaper than they could produce it by small engines. Incandescent electric- light lighting companies can alTord to sell the motor power cheap , as the motor business is of great and positive advantage to thorn in giving employ ment and earning capacity to their plant when it would otherwise bo idle and profitless. This arises from the fact that most of the electric lighting is done at night , and the machinery and plant of the company is then employed , while during the day time it would bo idle. The advantage to the cpiisumor of electric power is fouti'l partly in the greater noutness , cleanliness and com pldnoBs of the motor as compared with engines , and from the fact that the mo tors roqulro no attendance , and the l > ewer can bo turned on or off by a switch. The motors themselves as mechanical devices are claimed to bo 125 per cent cheaper than engines. In most cases the motors are sold outright to the consumers , and the power is leased , but sometimes both motor aud power are leased. Electric Prostration. "Electric prostration" is the name given to a disorder which troubles workars under oloctrlct lights. Severe cases are reported from Grousot , Franco , whore an * electric furnace is used for quickly hontlng metals. The light exceeds - coeds 100,000 candle power , and the men suffer from it , not from the beat. After ono or two hours the workers have a p.xlnful sensation in the throat , face and temples , the skin becomes copper red and an eye irritation begins that lasts forty-eight hours , the discharge of tears being copious. After five days the skin peals olT. Dark-colored glasses somewhat mitigate thoelloct of this tre mendous light but not entirely. Humniliif ; oi'Wlrcs. Engineering says the posts and trees used as support for telegraph wires in various districts in America are very sharply marked by bears , which , it is supposed , are misled by the humming noises to presume that there nro bees within. But the humming of telephone } wires is often a great nuisance to per sons near the end of the line. The vibration is reduced so as to be inaudi ble bv moans of powerful springs placed in a line , and preventing the wire from reaching an excessive tension , especi ally in cold weather. The vibration of such lines is also reduced by hanging weights upon the wires , and in that manner reducing the length of those vibrations by dampening the wires. Note * . The arc lamp In the St. Catherine's lighthouse , on the Isle of Wight , is said to be the most powerful electric light in the world , and equal to 00,000 candles. The carbon pencils have a diameter of two and one-half inches , and the elec tric arc bridges a space of about one- half inch behind the carbon joints. The steamer Queen of the Pacific was recently fitted out with electric lights. She was BO brilliant when she steamed into San Diego harbor last Wednesday evening ttiut the startled citizens got the impressign that she was on fire , and a number of tugs and other vessels wore hastily made ready and sent to her assistance. SINGULARITIES. A Pennsylvania horse has been discovered that will out a double handful of the strong est kind of chewing tobacco. He also has a remarkable appetite for bologna sausage and hot peanuts. A Galvcston baby born a few days ago , weighed exactly ono pound. Its parents are encouraged to believe it will grow up small enough to claim Mrs. Tom Thumb's diamond ring , offered to any one who can wear it. i ' A weed recently discovered is called the laughing plant.JV 'hou eaten in the green state , taUon as a tincture , or smoked as to bacco , it is said to produce almost hysterical laughter in some cases and always results in cheerful Ideas. i A wonderful cloud of butterflies crossed the Pawcntuck river , nbovo Westerly , U. I. , a few days ugo , just , as the steamer Golden Star was passing.above the vlllago of Lot- teryville , und thpukwds ; of thorn dropping out of the big swarm flighted on the boat. An infant was'botn'at Logan , O. , on Sun day , minus legs and.'with only a small stump for a right arm , Th left hand contains but two flagon , which aro1 united , aud a thumb. Otherwise the little1" fellow Is perfectly formed and is bright' , and gives every indica tion of living. I > " Colonel D. Fonta'lrij ' 'of Canton , Miss. , has trained a pair of | lAt > Jucars so that ho drive- thorn double to a buggy. Ho occasionally aps pears on the streets with them , scaring the horses half out of their wits , and amusing the small ' boys greatly. The boars amble along a't a pretty fair sort of a pace. William Klausman , a nine-year-old Now York boy , has the distinction of possessing the hardest head known in the city. The other day , while plnvinp In the streetho was run over by a heavy wugou , the wheels of which passed directly over his head. Strange to say , the only Injuries received were a few skin brulsos. Doctors consider it a remark able cose. Franceses Guthrlo , the now dramatic so prano , who will bo heard in "II Trovatore' , and "Norma" ut the Grand opera house with the now American Opera company In tbo flrst week of October , Is a young American artist who has met with aud made considerable success in Europe. At ono lirao she was en * gaped as principal dramatic soprano for the National Opera company. FAST FLYERS OF THE YEAR , Horses That Have Made Reputations in the Past. A MELANCHOLY SPECTACLE. A. Ilcllc of the Speed Ring of the Past Promising Two-Year-Olds Flyers of tlio Present and Future. Fast Horses. New York World : Every day in sum mer a gaunt , broken-sniritod old liorso may bo seen jogging along the beautiful turnpike between Versailles and Lex ington. Ky. , drawing after him an old buggy. Ho is callous to shout and whip. His eyes are dim , and his once glossy coat has boon burned by the sun into a rough brick-dust red. Yet the old fol low sometimes pricks his cars up and unexpectedly dashes nwny at full speed , especially when another horse goes gal loping by. On these occasions the old liorso seems to remember that a few years ago ho was the pride of the turf , and ho hears ringing in his ours the hearse shouts of the thousands when ho swept under the string with every nerve and nuibclo strained to the ut most , winning by a head , defeating the renowned Hindoo , prince of racers and of stallions , after the fiercest of contests. For the name of this shabby old dis crowned king of the turf is Checkmate , and his life and his present condition are nn epitome of the race horso. Look at old Checkmate jogging along the quiet country road , and glancing over brilliant racers of the past season , ono cannot help thinking that they are all running with unexampled speed , because - cause they have time and tide both with thorn , straight for old Checkmate's place , though most of them may not lind such pleasant quarters. I During the past season there has boon an annual mortality of great horbos , for the two years proceeding were prolific of wonderful performers. Tremout is but a memory , Hanover may never * fneo the starter again , The Bard is perhaps forever disabled , the Emperor of Norfolk - ] folk has scon his lust racing days , Joe I Cotton , gamcst and fleetest of thorough breds , lies buried in the uncongenial soil of Massachusetts. The winner of scores of rich stakes , ho was killed in a wretched little purse race ; and whore have the rest gone Troubadour , Bon AH , Royal Arch , Ban Burg , Montana. Regent , Kuloolah ? The names sound like nn echo. But the season In many respects has boon an exceptionally brilliant ono. Never before were the stakes so largo , the contests so close , the betting so high , the uncertainty BO great , the crowds so largo. There have been no throc-your-olds like Hanover and Kingston , no two-yoar-olds llko Tre- mont , but there has boon a general avoriigo of line racing. In a number of instances the record has been touched , and several times it has boon lowered. Now records have boon made for four distances. Daniel B , at Helena , Mont. , ofa mile In 0:154 ! made throe-eights - a : ; WheolorT. ran a mlle and one-six teenth at St. Louis in l:47i : ; Terra Gotta , with 124 pounds , ran ono and one- eighth miles at Shoopshoad Bay in 1:53 : , and Triboulot In San Franouco and Richmond at Shoopdhoad Bay made ono and throo-eighthH miles in 2:21i. : Considering all things , the greatest horse the season has produced is Fireny.i , Mr. Haggin's beautiful four- voar-old bay lilly by Glenalg. out pi Florida. She has started during the NP. 7 , OUR ALL Silk Plush Sacques , AT 919.00 This garment wins all hearts ; wo pluco it beside anything in the country , s full length , satin lined , perfect fitting , made by the most successful manure ? ' urcrs. We are ready to gunrantoo' that no such garment in point of stylo. qukV ty and workmanship was over brought to Omaha for the money. Tliirt IH our loaAer md wo take pleasure in showing it. The cold wouthnr is ut hand , so call and Bft * t , whether you wish to puvchuso now or not. No. . SHAWL DEPARTMENT. A $ .3.00 Reaver Shawl which wo soil for $3.85 ; It is full size 72x72 , und rcWnA * bio , piiiin and fancy. NO. ! > . AN $ B JACQUARD VELVET SHAWL At $15 ; Extra heavy full size and dnop , knotted fringe , ulsd rovorsiblo. NO. 10. OUR IMPORTED SCOTCH BEAVER SHAWL At $8. This Shnwl is made in the newest crochet designs und will boar comparilta w ith any $12.00 shawl. NO. II. AT 82.75 , A A DOUBLE WOOL SHAWL Worth $4. This price is made to clobo thorn out , us our stoclc s small on this number , tt you need anything in the way of n shawl this winter , wo are prepared to raeMiAt want. LINEN DEPARTMENT. NO. 19. 100 DOZEN SB-INCH TURKISH TOWELS AT S1.50 A DO * . This is a Staple Towel which sells for $2.40 u dozen. Wo oiler them for thli week at $1.50 ; they are very clump. NUMBER 13. IOO DOZEN 40X20 INCH LINEN HUGK TOWELS , At $2.75 a Dozen. Fine size , grass bleached , extra quality. The best value over offered in Oplthi , Just received from New York for this sale. NUMBER 14. IOO DOZEN 42x22 , LINEN DAMASK TOWELS , Extra Heavy , $2.25 a Dozen. season sixteen times and has won nine limes. The last six times she has faced , ho starter she has won. She has dem onstrated that she has all the raco- lorso qualities. She can cover dis- , ance , carry weight and has unlimited ipeed. She has beaten the best horses n the cast in a number of closely con tested battles , and has won for her owner $288G. ! ! She has won the great Long Island stakes , the Average stakes , , he Monmouth handicap , the Champion stakes , the Freehold stakes , the Mon-J mouth cup , and many other less notable events. She ran third in the Suburban. In talking of the threo-year-olds , western turfmen say : "Oh , yes , Kings ton and Hanover and The Bard were all ? reat horses , but if the Emperor had just hold up ! " Truly , hie career was tike a meteor. His last eight races were an unbroken line of victories , and In the other two races that ho lost ho was placed. From the Troubadour stakes at Nashville early in the spring to the American derby at Chicago last summer he faced and defeated the bent of the three-year-olds cast and west. Ho may never hoar the drum tap again , but he deserves to bo named in the flrst class. Ho is a bay colt , by Norfolk , out of Marian , and is owned by "Lucky" Baldwin. The greatest of the sound three-year- olds is Los Angeles , who has a record of ton victories out of eighteen starts , and who has won for her owner 823,052. She is also owned by Baldwin , and is a chestnut lilly by imported Glonolir out of La Polka. She was the first lilly to win the Lutonia derby , and in addition to that she won the Monmouth oaks , the Kansas City oaks , the Jersey handi cap , tbo Kenncr stakes , the Foxhall fitakos , the Pocahontfts stakes and a number of handicaps. It is to this year's two-year-olds that the lovers of the sport must look for the great flyers of the coming yoar. Homo of thorn have made remarkable records. In many instances the bust time of the year has boon made by two-yoar-olds , notably Proctor Knott's junior cham pionship time of _ 1:14 : , Galon's half milo over the Washington park track in 0:18 : and his five-eighths a few weeks later in 1:01J. : f Ul-UjlOIOOS. The stnto riaptlst convention of Louisiana , after Ions debate , by a vote of forty-four forte to forty-two njfalnst admission , rejected female - male delegates. Ueccnt rojtorU of tlio International Sun day school union show that there are 1,504- 01U Sunday school teachers in the world and 1U , < WO,207 scholars. Archbishop Corrlfjan was ordntnod as a Catholic priest in Homo in September , 1803 , and celebrated the twouty-tlfth anniversary of his ordlutitlon at the cathedralNew York , September 20. According to the statistical report for 18SS of the Kvancelleal Association , just pub lished , that body ut German Methodists 1ms U1.WV5 members , 1,15'J itinerant preachers , and eighty-five churchcv Lee XIII. has authorl/crt the publication of an Important historical work. Codex ulplo- mutlcus. cccloslastlcus ct clvllls urhls , which treats of the history of liomo In the middle age , and specially during the reign of Greg ory the Great. The pops , It Is alUrinod , has rovUcd the proofs. Hev. Father Fallizo , of St. Josjph's Catho lic church at South Uond , Ind. . took formal leave of his congregation last Sunday prior ti his departure on an important mis sion to Eist Bengal , India. lie is accompa nied by four assistants , Fathers Fourznond , Hoercs , Flschot and Hoohe. For the first tlmo In English history there are four cardinal ! ) of the Unman Catholic church resident in England. There are Car dinal Manning , archbishop of Westminster ; Cardinal Howard , now lying ill at Norfolk house ; Cardinal LavCKoric , archbishop of Curthafto and primal u of all Africa , and Cardinal Mo ran , blsliop' of Sydney and metropolitan of Australia. London has lately seen the extraordinary V spectacle of the appearance , on the same platform und la the same cause , of two Bo- man Catholic cardinals , a largo number of the English church , und leading olertfynea of the various nonconformist bodies. fhA practical illustration of Christian unity WM called out by the desire to stir up public feel * ing to the point of active Interference witk the slave trade in Africa. At the gicat London mission conference It was stated that all countries are now prao- tically open to missionaries , with more or less of liberty to introduce Christianity , ex cept Thibet. This country , with lO.OW.OOOol people , is barred against entrance ; but the Untish and Foreign tilblo society has trans lated the scriptures Into the Thibetan Urn- guage , and now has a warehouse filled Wttfc Ulbles printed in that tongue. A peculiar band of religious people , calling themselves Saints , are conducting a cmp- meeting near Akron , Fulton county , lutiMft. The Saints go through Homo queer BUWMT- crs while holding servlcos. Ono of tM preachers can imitate the barldnj ; of ft 4i'ek * the cawing of a crow to perfection and Tu-l making use of these sensational adjunct * 10 his sermon caused two ypuugstcrs nme4 George Cook and Cary Nichols to laugh fcofe. tcrously.The boys wore urrestc-d aud < hn4. 1MPIKTIES. The American Israelite thinks that hell It a "purely Aryan inbtitutlou , " aud that thert- fore there are no Jews there. Minister You're a nlco innoocut-looktn'i little boy , Johnny. I'm sure you don't go Usuing Sunday. Johnny No , sir. Me Mid the Mud alloy boys play bull. In Mixsissippi ono of our teachers tangh't her class faithfully the golden text : "Put off thy shoes from off thy foot , for the plA64 whereon thou staudost is holy ground. " I'M next Sunday only ono girl could remember H und she recited it thus : "Moses , Motet , dM off them shoos. " The Key. Chiirlos Hall , pastor of the Ketfc- odUt church in LIvcruiorc , Ky.va tried Mr al the district conference last week for Irllriaj ' -VJ one of the belles of tbo village. lB ta diH' gallantly in-owing the transgroftsie * M pleaded not guilty , and now his usoIutaMC-n Kentucky is destroyed. "Young man , " said the domlnlo , lolefMlf ; "don't you know the Sabbath it a flay \ \ rest ! " "Yes. I JCAOW. " replied young Mt > vudgo , "but since the old tnun stopped MT r Using I rest all the week and 1'vogot U H crciso when I ict a chtvnco. " "Now , Willie , " said the Sunday-ftcWii teacher , "you may tell mo why Noah -frMt Into the ark. "Can't , jim'atn.1' ' "Whit , Wi.1 lie , yon ought to bo able to guess that ! r4- nicmbcr there was iv great Hood coo.lng' . " ' "I know now. " "Well , why was Itl" ' "Sosul- boJy had borrowed Ills umbrella. " "Whut , " said u priest to a laborer wh6Wt > > compelled to dig his potatoes on Quadirt "do you consider this proper work ( or df Sabbathl" "Well , Mr. Priest , do you aotdto on HundayJ" said the waggisn uolgfelMr , * "But I dig to save souls , " topllod the clarffjr- man. "And I to save my platoon , and I savtt my pew rent In the bargain. " Little Louie Arnold , aged seven , bftfdrt going to church was told by her mnmma M bo sure to remember the text , which chancM to bo : "Why halt yo between two oplnloml On her return ruamma said : "Louie , d Mf , | hope you ruinombcr the texti" when Ln U replied : "J didn't exactly catch vrhftttM minister said , but it was aomotuiag about * 4 hawk between two pigeons. ' " "Absalom , " remarked Mrs. Uambo , "I t by the papers that a tobacco warehouse Pennsylvania was struck by lightning yet * turday , and the same thing happened to a sk- loon in Montana the day Ixifore. Thee wer * not more accidents , Absalom , and It I ttM your personal habits I should begin to lhi t seriously of reforming. " "How can I re form 1" Bald Mr. Rambo , in an injured tone. "Since Urothor Moody's church was struck by lightning I've ' boon afraid to go to church. " "I believe in protection for Americas in dnstry , " said the trump. "Therefore , beiM of foreign descent , 1 have concluded oi * . - compote with the protected laborers u iwtv land. Give iflO-aTllmo , mister , and IwMI > egroo to refrain from work another yre kHvj If your complaint ia want of try half wine gltuj Angostura before meals. Dr. J. & . B. Slef ert ft Sons , bole manufacturers.