THE OMAHA DAILY BEE : TUESDAY , SEPTEMBER 25 , 1888 , 5
ACCEPTS AN EMPTY HONOR ,
Fitzgerald Will Oppose Oonnoll In
tbo Congressional Xlaco.
A BIG BARREL TO BE TAPPED.
The GuinpnlKii I < 1timl to IJu Swollcil to
.Liberal I'roportloiiH ly ttio Dotii-
Inn County Democracy
Ijlncoln Notrs.
LINCOLN BDUEAU or TUB OMAIIA Bnn , )
KW'J 1' SntKKT , \
LINCOLN , Kept. 21. )
It ia now reasonably certain that lion.
John Fit/gorald will bo the unanimous
choice of the democratic congressional
convention for congress. IIo has con-
Bontcil to accept the empty honor , and
will bo pitted against Council. A com
mittee of promiriont Douglas county
democrats waited upon him to-day ,
urged hia availability and secured hia
consent to make the race. When it is
known that William Paxton , Charles II.
Brown and Hugh Murphy composed
that committee the Hignlficanco of their
visit becomes apparent. Tt IB also Htnted
that Douglati county has promised to
contribute $ -50,000 to the campaign fund
in the First congressional district. This
looks aa though an effort will bo inadu
to push Fitzgerald into congress at the
point of the daddy dollars. But
TIIK linn gives this story for
what it is worth. It is
not only seriously talked in republican
nnd democratic circles , but pretty gen
erally believed. Tlio democrats of the
Capital city have boon very friendly to
this . ' 'It's
movement. a pretty good
thtnir."siys ! Tom Price , "but don't bank
anything that it will go , although It
will not surprise mo if it docs. " "U
now looks as though it would bo Fit'/-
gerald against Connell , " says Ed Kog-
gen , "but it strikemo ) that the "Hon.
John will llnd it a diilicult taslc to carrv
the union labor and brotherhood vote. ' '
So goes the talk , but it may prove all
wind and no rain.
KYI5 Ol'KNKK KOU IXSUItAXCK JIKN.
Mr. Charles 15. Alloy , in the state
auditor's olllco , has made an interesting
compilation from the reports of the
various Hoorot societies , benevolent , as
sociations and mutual help orders now
incorporated and doing business in the
state. These reports are required by
law , and while incomplete are milli-
ciontly exact to afford some interesting
information.
There are twelve companies of this
kind now doing business in the state.
Four of these , the Bohemian-Slavonian
Benevolent association , the Brick
layers' and Masons' union No. fi , the
United States Mnaonio Benevolent as
sociation and the V. A. S. fraternity ,
wore incorporated during the past year
and no reports have been handed in
by them , the report only covering the
year ending December HI , 1887.
At the close of the pre
vious year those associations had
a force of fi,841 policies ,
amounting to llfMfiU. ( ! ( ) The income
of the eight associations which have
sent in reports was , for the year cov
ered by the report , $117,150.17 ! , and their
losxos , or amounts paid on policies , was
887i)78. ) During the year 3,100 cortili-
cates wore issued , their aggregate
amount being $5,780,000. Thirty-six
certificates' , aggregating 374,250 , were
discontinued by death and lapse , 1.152
amounting to fc.205,000. ! '
The statomcntof the business actually
( y done at the end of the year is interest
ing to insurance men , ana the amounts
will doubtlobs bo somewhat astonishing.
The number of policies in force at that
time was 7,813 , and the total amount of
Insurance represented was $15,200,250.
HANKING 1IOUSK INCOU1'OIIATKI > .
The Upland , Franklin county , bank
ing house , filed articles of incorporation
with the secretary of state to-day. It
will do a general bunking business on a
capital stock of $25,000 , which is divided
into shares of 3100 each , subscribed ,
owned and controlled by Lewis Hoobol ,
of Syracuse ; Henry Qurid , of Frcoport ,
111. ; Edgar S. Morse , of Blue Hill ;
Hcnrv Onnd , of Wilbur ; Christian
Kooh\or \ , of Blue Hill ; Matthias Hot-
linger , of Freeport , 111. and Henry O.
Koohlor , of Blue Hill. The citizens of
Upland have a fcolid banking company ,
if it is composed of foreign capital.
ANNUAL UAIMVAY Itlil'OKTB.
Tlio Ciiicago < fc Nebraska and Chica
go , St. Paul , Minneapolis & Omaha rail
way companies are in with their annual
roj > ortB. These companies say a great
deal and yet nothing of special interest
to tl o general reader , or to the ship
pers and business men of the stato.
They gonoroufily gronso the whole
wagon but neglect the spindle shamo-
fully. It would take a philosopher to
decipher what the companies have boon
doing in Nebraska during the past year.
An export might possibly take up the
reports now on file with the slate board
of transportation , and in a long month
of Sunday's give something of an idea
of what those companies have earned
tint ! expended , but Tllfi BKK represent
ative doubts it. The state work is
wrapped up in the doings of the roads
hero , there and everywhere. Attorney
General Loose is sweating over thorn.
TIIK DKAN-OIUKVITII CASK MTITLKD.
The Doftn-GrifTUh case was Bottled to
day. Lucy accoptml $300 for her honor
nnu will now try to stem the torrent of
a cruel , criticising world. The exper
iences of the past will go a long way
toward tolling her that she need o.xpeot
very little mercy from her kind , it
matters not how cruelly she may have
boon deceived. OrliUth will plod his
way , with no ono to molest or make him !
afraid , so long as ho commits none of
the capital crimes. Ho can build him
self up and win respect andconlldonce ( ,
while Lucy will pay the penalty of her
folly throngh all the long years of life.
Go thy way but sin no more.
A HAD FAIT.UKH ,
C. O. Hoydron , the Tenth street drug
gist , was forced to suspend business
to-day. M this hour $1,900 worth of
chattel mortgages have been piled up
against him and it is said that the end
is not yet. It is understood that ho is
hopelessly involved nnd will not bo able
to resume business. Constable Al
Beach has the stock of goods in charge.
NK\V NOTAUIK3 i'UUUC.
The governor issued notarial commis
sions to the following Nebraskans this
morning : J. L. Oliver , Falrllold , Clay
county ; II. A. Tin-ton , Plum Crook ,
Dawson county ; James Ledwlch , Omaha ,
Douglua county ; John Murphin , Nora ,
Nuckolla county ; William P. Dewey ,
Picrco , Pierce county ; D. J. Meyers ,
Hod Cloud. Webster county.
CITY KinVS AND NOTKS.
Ernest Schmidt will leave forDonvcr ,
Colo. , Wednesday , where ho will make
bis future homo.
The supreme court will hear the Sa-
Hno county apportionment mandamus
to-morrow morning. Lawyers are nu
merously of the opinion that the bill
is unconstitutional.
Lincoln is full of water schemes. Some
think that the Platte river is the place
to got tlio water .supply and others Oak
creek. But generally pure water from
n sy&toin of wells among the hills east
of tlio city IB esteemed the best Bchomo.
The Monday morning pollco court
grist was very modest. There wore two
or throe romping drunks a vagrant (
nnil nn nsaault nntl Imttory on a small
bcalo. With the Oxcoptlon of Uio vug
the boys paid out and Bay they will dose
so no more.
MUJOP Kautch never refuses his
frionda any of the good things to
ho found In Ida cellar. It is
cat , drink and ho merry at
his homo. Exception * arc not
the rulo. It will not cost the lads a cent
who did his wino collar the other night.
Hut the major would lilco to know
whether or not they found the wlno a
good artilcc.
lustico Snclling had a thrilling law
suit over an overcoat valued at $7.CO
this morning. The plaintilT paid ahout
$1G costs and swenra ho isn't satlsllcd.
Healthy RUins of roseate hue.
White sou MI ! tenth must surely fill :
Hosy lips slilnonlwiiys through ;
For rtwcot SO/.OrJONT will heal
All the cv'lls teeth destroy ,
This you should through life employ.
A QIICIMI'M Tliottnlits ,
. Woman's World ; To have received
many wounds will make you a here in
the eyes of some , while others will re
gard you as an invalid.
When wo wish to alllrm anything , it
is easy to call on God as a witness , for
ho never contradicts.
Many persons criticise in order not to
seem ignorant ; they do not know that
indulgence is a mark of the highest cul
ture.
ture.One must In ) either pious or nhiloso-
nhical , and cither w v , "Lord. Thy will
bo done ? or , "Nature , I accent thy laws ,
even though they crush mo.
To all mortals is given a tongue , and
sometimes a pen , with which to defend
themselves. Sovereigns alonn are ex
pected to be like God , and to allow
themselves to be spoken ill of without
making a reply.
Contradiction animates conversation ;
that is why courts are generally monet
onous.
Princes are brought up to live with
all the world all the world ought to bo
brought up to live with princes.
To bo the friend of a sovereign , ono
must bo without passion , without am
bition , without selfishness foreseeing
and clear-seeing in short , not a man.
A prince has , in really , need but of
eyes and cars ; his mouth only serves
him for smiling.
These words of the Bible are often
quoted , "Put not your trust in princes , "
but. the end of the sentence is forgotten
"for they are but men. "
Study well the human body , the mind
is not far olT.
Man's honor wears armor , and carries
a mace woman's honor lias only soft
breezes and perfumes.
Animals are free in their own ele
ment ; noes our slavery arise from our
being so rarely in our clement ; '
Man is an enigma from his birth to
bib death ; ono thinks to understand him
by dissection a child breaks his toy to
see what is inside.
Man is ti violin , nnd it is only when
the last t'hord is broken that ho be
comes a piece of wood.
Some people can defend themselves
with tlio horns of a bull , others have
but snails'horns.
Ono needs a knowledge of mankind
before ono can bo simply and wholly
oneself.
If wo are created after the imngo of
God , wo must In our turn bo creators.
An assemblage of men is an accumu
lation of < Eolian harps , whoso notes are
discordant or harmonious , according to
the way the wind blows.
Beware of a man who Booms to doubt
your married happiness.
For Nervous Debility
Use Ilorsfortl's Aclil I'liospliatc.
Dn. A. M. Bii.tiv , Mitchell , Dnk. , snys : "I
have used It in o number of cases of nervous
debility , with very good results. "
The Anti-Cruellsr.
Chicago Tribune : "I tell you , my
friend , " exclaimed the gentleman vehe
mently as ho unfolded his napkin , "that
a country that tolerates and encourages
brutality will never bo allowed to pros
per. Look at Spain. Took at Mexico.
Wo have not their bull fights , it is true ,
but wo have prize fighting , cock fight
ing , pigeon shooting matches , and in
the fate ol these countries "
[ Interruption by waiter ] "What will
you have , sir ? "
"Broil mo a live lobttor. In the fate
of these countries , my dear sir , wo may
see the history of the United Stuteafore-
shndowcd , " etc.
Without health , lifo has no sunshine.
Who could bo happy with dy.spopsialow
spirits , headache , ague or diseases of
tno stomach , liver or kidneys ? Dr.
Jones' Red Clover Tonic quickly cures
the above -diseases. Price CO cents.
Goodman Drug Company.
Her Last Chance.
Philadelphia Call : An irate woman
on to rod a dry goods store the other day
and accosted ono of the clerks : ' 'I've
como to find out what you mean by
charging mo $1 Saturday night for that
table spread , and selling Mrs. Ferguson
ono just like it on Monday lor 61) ) cents.
Didn't you say it nan'my last chance to
got ono'so cheap ? "
"You mistook me , MaJamo , " re
sponded the ready cleric. "I said it was
yourlast chance to got ono for $1. And
it was , for we put them do'wn to GO cents
Monday morning. "
Ladies who value a refined com
plexion must use Poz/oni's Powder-
it produces a soft and beautiful dkln.
1IU Compliment.
Bliighnmton Republican : A Proncli-
man of this city hnving rocoivcd the
photograph of tv Indy , itskcd u friend
what was customary under the circum-
"Compliment it , " said the friend.
' Toll her its beauty is very rnro. "
"I hopr tonitiko zo acknowledgmoiiff ,
madam , " ho said to her at their next
meeting. "Zoo beauty of niadamo is
vuir scarce. "
Its supgriar excollonca proven in million * o
nomif ) for morn than a Quarter of a century. I
In us il by the ( TnlteJ states Qorarnroent. Ku
doraeil by the hf a U of the ( treat Universities a *
the HtroiiKvst , jiureJt ami most healthful. Dr.
I'rlre'a Cream ll.ikliiif I'owilrr does not contain
ammonia , lima or siliun. Sold only In cms.
. PltlCH JIAKINO I'OWI > Klt CO.
| Now Vorlt. Clilcago. fit ,
KINO OP THK CHIM2SE.
Dr. QuotiK Sine , of Omnlin , the I'ooli
Hah oT 1114 Countrynion.
Uy a CQIHUS of Omaha's Chlneso popula
tion ItYiit asuortainod that there are in the
neighborhood of sixty-seven of the yellow-
complcxloncd celestials residing here. Of ;
them all , Dr. Quon Sing is the king boo. Ho '
runs a grocery mid notion store , and an
apothecary's shop at 1S17 Hurney street ,
under the flrm name of ( Juong Slug & Co , In
juxtaposition U the laundry und opium Joint
of Ling Lee , a scowling , low-browed , 111-nn-
lured fellow , who is extremely suspicious of
every American wno enters his doors , while
the sight of a policeman Is sufficient to throw
him Into hysterics. This is easily
accounted for. as ho bears a big ugly scar
transversely across his loft temple und up
Into the hair , made by tno blow of a copper's
uiaco In Frisco. For what cause could not bo
ascertained.
Quong Hlng is nn entirely different person
age and might well pass for ono of his coun
try's noblemen. Ho Is low In stature.squnrelv
built , with a pleasant moonlike face , small
feet , nnd little fat chubby bauds. Ho wears
the Happing trousersloose blue blouse , wooden
shoes and close llttlni ; , brnnlcss cap of his
countrymen. This latter conceals his luxu
riant cue , of which ho Is exceedingly proud ,
, ud on state occasions wears It pendant be-
Ind according to the customs of his native
anil , A pulr of small eyes , black an sloes ,
: leam out genially from' under n
ulKinjr brow nml from over his
uffron coloroJ pDuch-llke chcuks. Ho tnlKs
ut little Kngllsh , hut Is nn unusually nut
nil Intelligent man. Ho lias been in this
ountry ubout four years , anil In Omaha not
uorc than two. Sing U quite well off , and
he most Influential mim of his kind In the
ity. The Chinamen go to him for every-
hlng. For advice , for ten , sugar , rice , silks ,
hoas , painting * , toys , opium nnu moJIcinc.
lo Is said to ho a gront doctor , or as ( Jhurlio
ioy put it , " lie churo cbbery chlng no
Ailing Qnoiig no churec. "
"Hello Quong , how'd you dol" etclalmotl
liu reporter , its ho entered his store this
loming.
The doctor , who was busy weighing on a
' .lir of tiny smiles n blackish blue pasty
mbstmico , stopped short in his work and
ooking up r.ither forbiddingly , said :
"Viitc-o wantea fjhlnnmani"
"Oh , t just dropped in for a little clmt. I
vnnt to IInil out something about you people ,
ow mjny there tire in the city , how you tire
ettlnif along , and o forth. "
"Wutoo you { " lie continued , keeping his
mall oj-es riveted suspiciously uuoii the
armles.s scribe.
15y this time tlioro were no leu than'seven
'hlnnmen in the room. They seemed to
pnng tip from the boards of the floor , to
ixudo from the craelcs in the dingy wall , in
'act ' , to itieUcrinlbo from the very ttlr , so
loiseless , so imperceptible and mysteriou.s
vas tlioir appearance.
"What am II Why , I am a reporter ,
Qtiong ; t-aino to make you n friendly call , "
tnswored Tun UIK : man , tutisfying hiinsulf
hat tlie new arrivals were only drawn
.hither . by curiosity.
"tf'ou lepoltolf" demanded with
Sing , tin-
iilstakablo acerbity.
"Yes. "
"Chinaman no likeo lepoltels-lcpoltcU lie
biglo much , no telle tluth. "
"Oh , you are misuicen , Lee , but 1 came to
itlk to the doctor. "
"Yoh tlaku to mo , " Interjoined Quong.
"What are those fellows doing hack there ,
Doe , smoking oihim--hitting ) the pipoj"
This interrogatory caused a decided commn-
ion among the sons of the Flowery kingdom.
mil they seemed to be communicating their
dlro suspicions to one another. All China-
.nun . in this country abhor newspaper people.
"Xo smoke oiilum ! " savagely Interrupted
, iug Leo , "pollieo globblo upl Lcpoltol no
uus'lucis Chlnnmtm's business mo washeo
iilleotiuip no smokce clgalette , oven. "
The reporter had at ouco gotten himself
nto disfavor , and seeing no amount of ques
tioning , coaxing or cajoling could elicit any
further Information of thorn , ho bade them a
hearty "so long , " nnd departed.
Next ho dropped in nt Wh i Loo's laundry
further down the street , and while sitting
there vainly endeavoring to interview the
big , raw-boned , truculent-looking Mongol
ian , who was busy with his ironing , in cimo
Charley Hey , the-suuvo young Chinaman the
reporter had met at Quong Sine's. He was
accompanied by another young man , whom
Hey Introduced us Leo Pao Jung , who there-
porter found to be a very well-informed com
municative fellow. He has been attending
college at Chicago for the past eighteen
months , and seemed to clearly understand
the nature of the reporter's mission , for lie
almost immediately sard :
"You want to hear something 'bout Omaha
Chinamen ! " And as his thin lips elongated
in a sickly smile , two rows of ivory-white ,
glistening teeth were exposed.
"Yes , tell mo about Dr. Quong Ling , Leo ,
he's the big gun among the Chinamen hero ,
isn't heJ"
"Yes , Ling most ebly cling , ho storo. doc
tor , teacher , sport , good man , ebbly cling. "
"Is he worth anything ! "
"Yeh , vegly gllch vojly loteo silver.
Qnong own bigee laundlie.s in Now York , ho
come heah , be doctor , clurc Chinamen all go
to Ouoitg. "
'Ihi they smoke opium at Quong's ! "
"Oh , me don't knowec , alleo Chinaman
smolko opium. Can nllost them , but no
stoppee sniokeo. No stnokee pipe at Qnong's.
Some plitro else. Chinaman mus' sniokee ,
nebber dlink , only smokee. "
"Do- they gamble there } "
"Noee. Quong inneheo goodeo Chinamen
glamb'.e though Hip cardoo , dice , and long
stliug. Muchuo glamblors. "
"Quong then only runs a store nml helps
the other Chinamen along with advicoi"
"Yes Quong good , vegly qlick ho muchco
good. "
All Chinese , so said Leo , live with the
hope of some day returning to China , wlicro
there are1 plenty of flowers and no ice and
smnv. Ho said , however , that the Intemper
ate smokers and gambler * , had but littles
hope of realmutr their dreams , but many of
the tireless , p'oddlnt ; laundrymen would live
to oncu move trend the shores of their native
country that beautiful land In the Orient.
antl Vitality
Are quickly given to every part of the
body by Hood's Sarsaparllla. That
tire'd feeling is entirely overcome. The
blood is puriliedonriched and vitalized ,
and carries health instead of disease tc
every organ. The stomach is toned und
strengthened , the appetite restored.
The kidneys and liver are roused and
invigorated. The brain is refreshed ,
the mind made clear and ready for
work- Try it.
THE FIRST NEW READER.
Simple Ijittlo Tales AVIiloIi may Not
Amuse the Children.
Dotrolt Preo Press : Lobson ] , "Do
you see the inanV"
"Yes , I see him. "
"Tnko a peed look at him , for ho is a
great man. "
"Ho doesn't look to bo groat. Indeed
ho looks like a bully. "
"Mako no mistake , my son. Ho is a
ward politician , and the destiny of the
country ia in hia hands. IIo is now on
Ills way to the telegraph olllco to inform
the chairman of the national committee
that , in his opinion , the whole West
will bo lost unless moro 'soap' is for
warded at onco. Tnko olT your hat as
lie passes by , for you may not live to see
another great chieftain. 532
Lesson - , "Horo is n great crowd in
the street. Lot us stop and see whiv
dreadful accident has happened. Ev
erybody seems eager to push into tlm'
grocery , and the grocer is ontreatin < :
them to have putioiico and not brcal
down the floor * . "
"It is not an accident. It is a boy
cott. "
"But I thought when a grocer was
boycotted everybody Icopt away and
ruined his business ? "
"Oh , no , th'oy don't. When a btial
noes man is boycotted everybody with n
spark of principal rushes * to trade will
him and increa.se hia recoipts. 1'oor
grocer ! See how ho sweats and how
weary ho 1st Flo is taking in $20 where
lie used lo got 31 , and he has had to take
on three more clerks. "
LK.SSOK III. "Do yo.i fteo the lady ? '
" 1 do. How sweet and demure she
looks. "
MMHIVM
"What is shotting for ? "
"Tho street car.1- ' ' '
"Ah , yes , thcro it comes. See how
gracefully she wa > vc3 her parasol at the
driver. "
"I see , but the car does not stop. Is
the driver blind ? "
"Ho is not but Hlto is on tlio wrong
crossing just like llfty-two out of every
100 j of them. Now. the car lias stopped.
"And she will got on ? "
"Oh , no. She lids already told the con
ductor to 'choose it , ' and lias decided
to saunter up the avenue on her French
heels. "
"And is the conductor grieved1
"Very slightly grieved , my son. Ho
used to bo grieved clear through when
such an incident occurred , but ho has
hardened ' up a good deal , and ho will
now blow two whistles and smile a
short , sad smile. "
Lesson IV. "Docs the man smile'1 :
"yes , ho smiles , and ho seems hugely
satisfied over something. "
"I know what it is. Ho has just put
in eight tons of coal for tlio winter. "
"And that is why he smiles ? "
"It is. Last winter ho burned seven
teen tons. Ho has been figuring this
summer , and has made himself believe
that if ho looks after the furnace ho
can gut along with eight. He smiled
because he is getting out of it to
cheap. "
"Aiid will ho smile about the 1st of
next May ? "
"No , my son. By that time H will
take all the jokes Artomus Ward over
wrote , to bring one Heeling smile across
that downcast physiognomy. "
"Bccaube tlio eight ton "
"Have increased to twenty-one , with
two buck counties still to be hoard
from. Wo will now go and stand on
the corner and see a butcher cart run
over and kill somebody. "
AVnv Stnreh.
This starch is something entlrly now ,
and is without doubt the greatest starch
invention of tlio nineteenth century , ( at
least everybody says so that have used
it. ) It supercedes everything hereto
fore used or known to science in the
laundry nrt. Unlike any oilier starch ,
as it is coated with pure white wax and
chemically prepared upon scientific
principles by an expert in the laundry
profession , who has had years of practi
cal experience in fancy laundrying. It
is the tirst and only starch in the world
that makes ironing easy and restores
old summer dresses to their natural
whiteness , and imparts to linen a beau
tiful and lasting finish. Ask your
grocol' next Monday for Wax Starch.
Vorstchngin : A few days later I ride
, o Bami. and among other things I seek
out a friend of mine , the captain com-
nandor ot the heliographers , regarding
.ho hunlors' coiui.iand and the oars of
the Tcklnt/.i.
"That's all nonsense , ' ' said he. "This
s what I saw a \'iflvys ; ago : On the
4th of September , 1 think it was , there
irrived hero in B , mi a certain com-
nandorof iv Co saok company , a tall ,
lunlthy , light-haired man you know
liml However , thi.s is not the point.
LSohind him roilo several Cos-jacks. 1
saw sacks hanging ( o their saddles with
something round in them. I approach
nearer , and the Co ack-i dismount and
shako out of their sacks the .severed
liends of Tokintzt ; They had como
into collision with the Tokintxi some-
whorn or other , had conquered them ,
cut off their hoads.'and brought them to
the stalT as proof of Ihoir victory. And
later on they were . allowed to cut oil
their cars only , as'being easier to
carry. " ,
"But , pray , toll mo , what do they
want with these oars and heads ? " I in
quire.
"What ? Why , tlio staff pays money
for thorn ! don't you know that ? I can t
say exactly how much ; three rubles , I
imagine. And then , not long ago , " tlio
captain continued his tale , "I saw sev-
evoral volunteers arrived from Bende-
soni. While I was looking at them ono
dived into the leg of his boot , pulled
forth nn car wrapped in paper , nnd sot
oil for the staff quarters to got the
money for it. "
On hearing this I comprehended why
the sergeant major of the hunters had
chased the Tokintzl so perseveringly ,
nnd , disregarding the bullets that
whi//.ed around hia log $ and head , had
overtaken his manshot him and cut off
his oars.
Food makes Blood and Blood makes
Beauty. Improper digestion of food
necessarily produces bad blood , result
ing in a fooling of fullness in the stomach
ach , acidity , heartburn , sickhcadacho ,
nnd othoruyspapticsymptoms. A closely
confined lifo causes indigestion , consti
pation , biliousness and loss of appetite.
To remove these troubles there is no
remedy equal to Prickly Ash Bittors.
It hat * boon tried and proven to bo a
specific.
Shorthand in Greece.
The Shorthandor : Shorthand in
Greece is confined in the main to the
practical use of it in the Athenian par-
liamont. Tlio leader of Grecian phone
graphy is Prof. Johannes Mindler , the
KOU of the older Mindlor who , in his
tinio. adapted the Gabolsborg system tc
the Greek language. Ho was an old
Bavarian ofllcer who came to Athena in
the reign of King Otto , and as the Gre
cian parliament was without steno
graphers ho established in a very short
time a stenographic bureau , of which lie
was appointed president.
His death took place in 1SGS.
The bureau is well organized and receives -
ceives liberal support.
Tlio Greek parliamentary stenograph
ers write in half-hourly turns , and con
tinue their work in turn during a pro
longed session , oven up tomidnignt.
Each stenographer has two secretaries ,
who relieve him , for the strain would
bo too intense for ono person.
Very curious is tlio management of
the printing of the stenographic roport.
Close to the stenographic bureau stands
a so-called printing jburoau. The work
of transcribing and preparing the notes
for the press requires a separata estab
lishment in Athens.1 Notwithstanding
this tlio printed report usually appears
for the first time n year after the dissol
ution of parliament.
Tliis may seem absurd and incredible ,
but Hi era is at least soinu excuse for
thin condition of things.
Tlio stenographic roportisnot printet
at once , because therd is no need for it.
It might remain altogether unpublish
ed , for there are issilbd daily a do/en
largo newspapers with a subscribers list
of ubout eight thousand , which are
widely circulated among the mass ol
the people , and which during the ses
sion of parliament contain almost vor-
batum reports of the speeches mudo in
the chaml > er of deputies. Thus the
most urgent noyd is supplied , but he
who wislies to make a study of politics
must collect the year's issue of the
chief newspapers , were it not for thee
o 111 u I al volume.
Children Cry for Pitcher's ' Castoria.
" > VTif n Tlnby was § lck , we gave her Cutoria.
VTben itio wnj Child , she crietl for Cwtorla ,
When she becatasllU * , she clung to CMtorfa ,
When she 6ad CUldrea , Bho gave tbwu C sto i * .
Bumngton
Route
CB.RQRR
The Burlington takes the lead.
It was in advance of all lines in developing Nebraska *
It was in advance of all lines in establishing dining-car
service between Missouri river points and Chicago.
It was in advance of all lines in giving the people of
Omaha and the West a fast mail service.
It was in advance of all lines in running its trains from
the East into Omaha proper.
It was in advance of all lines in reducing the time of
passenger trains between Omaha and Chicago.
It was in advance , and is the only line by which you can
feave Omaha in the morning and arrive in Denver th
evening of the same day.
It has been progressive in the past.
It will lead in the future.
Travel and ship via the Burlington.
Ticket Office , 1223 Farnam Street. Telephone 250.
Depot on Tenth Street.
Burlington
.Route.
C.B.SQ.R.R.
DR. HORNE'S
Electro-Mapetie BeltsII
The Grcndesl Triumph ol Electric Scianee |
Stt nUfto 8centiflea"y ! Mad8 and pracllca"y AP
with Electric Hlk MEDIWHES.I
DISEASES CURED WITHOUT .
Hen. Eptlrpi > r. IIM rub
. Proper , e , i Jut What jo ncd *
gltctrMItlatlantlv hill Can bo applied
ALL ELSE
-A. J. Iloaglnnil , V. B. 1'arkemntlJ. M. lUslott , cJloallonnlot Tra'lo.l
meroiint. ItockTardi UuddIoblettin8renthor omuiOol.Cunnolljrl
)
hlcwj Oraory meroiint.Mo ;
of the JnlJp oJJSni ( fw. Bellas , M. IJ . Ijormcntown , lowai Lfmuel MlYk , Kuikakee.Ill.l Judge 1. N. |
. lll.'i ubott. nrt. ollr wtterworki. South BontiInd.i Hotit. II. 8&mpion , ClilcagoI
" . . . . . . . . I ) Duiralo.V.r. "YonrhelthMacoompllKherfwhBtnoothBrremedrhiwtl
"mfortibloilVepatniaht. " Bobt. llall , alieman.160 Ka UiBtre t.KoSork- |
' ' UCrlTnn | BineUCTIP RC3T bnp riortoilloth r-onrrent at t <
Dr. CLECTllO PBHOrltllu DEIul tynrogtroneor mlldai the wearorm
ttnoooa curronticonTeV l om'-tty through Iba bodr on the nervoi. U enrol dl. . .
t nuooa current of eloetrlcltr (1O ( or IB Lcuri out of W4) ) throughout the human nil
nmu liunedtoMlr. and prodacHK r. new ctroulatlon of the Ufn forcoi-tbo I'lood ,
ith energy and health , when allotnor treatrat-nt ha failed. Th m riU ot thli olon
rACT "ommorctalcDc'ollihoheXle | SffSfbUttga , wbolHato drugeUte
RUPTURE DH. HORKE'S ELECTRO-HftBllETIC BELTJRUSS.
DON'T SCOLD
a man for groaning when he hw
Rheumatism or Neuralgia. The pain
ia simply awful. No torture in the
ancient time * wax more painful than
these twin diicases. Uut oughtn't
a man to be blnmwl if , having Ilheu-
matism or Neuralgia , he wont use
Ath-lo-pho-ro.1 , when it lias cured
thousands who have suffered in the
same way 1 It has cured.hundreds
after physicians have pronounced
them incurable ,
"Tho skill of fin physicians eould not
euro moot Krummatinra which bad settled
In the hips , neck and shouldnn. Bo Inti-nw
w the pain that sleep was almost iinpon-
4bl . The tiTst doi of Athlophoro *
mo relief , and the third onablwl mo to > le P
forfjnr and * hill hmira without vraklng ,
I cnntlnned IU nfe. anil am now well. "
KEY. S. II. TKOYKK , New Albany. Ind ,
CVSenJ C centi for the lioatitlfiil colored pic *
turo , "Moorish Halilen. "
HE ATHLOPHOROS CO. 112 Wall Si. H.Y.
i'on cnn stop that scratching
and frettlnK by using SKA mmY's
lIVBUONAfHTIIOI. t-OAI1 for Tot-
mil i onii tor. Kczetfla , KltiRworiii , ( Jroutid
Will Ynll'tcli. Poison Oak , or other skin
1 > luu * * w or scalp ilHenso that Is worrj'lng
' "iL'll mill . . Wllon
i-irnll a linr i'ou " ( l.iy. onci )
rXliHANlir . i-urort by tlilfl soaptlieru will Dane
no rutur of tlp | troiiW. . .
ciirrrniun Kyouwlsh to pr.-vent conta
NUrrtnlNIl Ktons or "catchlnK" illseaes
uwi i uiiinu jurJllB tjo mimtner months.
rnn ( either amoni ; your family or
NIK your domestic anlmali , ) bui'n
u BiiAnuitr'n StiM'iiini CASIU.HS
tteely In your CloteU , CellHrd ,
Kltrfiona . , OuthoiifcCCliiclcon )
, „ „ ( , „ _ mra , : nBA < .utalilo ? , linn
lUn inV 1 } > < 'nM > Alisnluioly no ( laiifiur
AMU JUT I ot flra. Thm canillesnra liamly
and always ready for immediate
uo.
uo.fiT'llamomber HKNHON'R
I'I.ASTIII : for aches & pal
MB oma isgiMif uticiiHt nwrcus
It has stood the Teit of Years ,
in Coring all Dieeascs of the
" IJLOOD.IIVEB.BTOK.
ACH , K1DHEY8.EOW-
EtB , &e. ItPurlfieathe
Hlood , InvifforitfeB and
Cleanieo the Uye tern.
BiTl ERS D7SPEESIA.CONBTI
I CURES PATIOH , JAUNDICE
DICKHEADACHU.Ba
LIVER IOUBCOHPLMNl'B.4
unde
at
disappear ones
iKIDNEYS iti touoficUUntlueceo
STOMACH ItiapurelyaUedlcins
AND u iti cathartic proper
ties forbids ito use as a
BOWELS. boverago. It is ploai
out to tee taste , end t
eaiily tatcn by Child
ran aa adulta.
mucfiisis
PRICKLY ASH BITTERS Ci
PRICElUGliAR Hot * Fraprl > toi9 ,
BTjxiuuaad KAV&UI On
WBen the Baby Cries ,
find out why. There is a reason. If improperly
uourltihed , it Is its only way of telllns you so.
RIDGE'S FOOD
maVea healthy , joyous children. Try it.
PEERLESS DYES SOU ) E r JJUUIWUT * .
Or ( bo Liquor Habit , Positively Cured b )
AdmliilstorlngDr. Haiucs' Golden
.Tt can be given in a cup of coffee or tea with
out the Knowledge ot the person talcing it ; abso
lutely harmless , and will oIToct a permanent and
speedy euro , whether the patient is n moderate
drinker or an alcohollo wreck. Thousands oi
drunkard ! have been innde temperate men who
have taken Golden SoeclHo in their coffee with
out tUclr knowledge and to-day believe Uiey
quit drinking of their own free will. It never
fails. The Hystein once Impregnated With the
Specific , It becomes tin utter impossibility for
the liquor appetite ta.oxlst. For sale by Kuhn
& Co. , loth and Douglas BID. , and IBtb and Uuru-
. Omaha , Neb. ; A. V. Foster & lira.
l IllulTS , Iowa.
TORCHES. FLAGS , BAN-
ERS.TRAHSPARENCIE8.
Send for Manufs Catalog
'G-F.FQsterSoii&Co -
" 172 Mad iHOil-Bt. Chicago
Our now DATALOOVU Of C'ASI-
PAION OUTF1TM , with constitution.
drill tuctlcn and full Information uboul
org&nltlnR and drllllnir Miirculng ( Mu'js.
ILLL'STKATKn UAtALUQUB KIIKK.
A. G , SPALD1N6 & BROS , ,
1O8 Mndlinn Bt. , I 41 Ifrouilwny ,
ClIIC'AUO. t NJBW STOlIlL
T. E. C1LPIN ,
FIRE INSURANCE BROKER ,
Room 03 TrnderV Itulhlliii ; ,
CHECAGO.
MeiroiKjlHiin Natlmul Rank .
U. U Iiin ) * Co. Thn Uradk. k.itraetCa
'TOR SALE *
EVERYWHERE.
Tree Seeds anil Humllltm * tor Tluibor Claim * ,
Fruit'ireej. Small l-'rults , OrnaniBiitals , Kver-
greens , etc.
Boml for price list FUKri ! Address.
! > . H. Ij/lKH , 'rip. ,
SJionancloah , Iowa.
DREXEL & MAUL ,
, (5ucre ( ors to John 0 , Jucobs. )
Undertakers and Embalmers
At the old Htaiid , 14'J7 Farnam St. Orderiby
t leKT.\ph solicited and promptly attended ,
Tek phone to No. X. .
11IVOHGKA-A. oooniunii , ArroiiNiv-.AT-J.A\r ,
J. ' lit lnrooril M. , Clilc io ; sJvloafruci "il > ari
oxportenca ; builncsi quietly iinl legal ) ? trin'nctdd
H' . J. QALHHA.ITJ1 ,
Surgeon and Physisiai ,
OfflcaN.V Corner Jithara UanjU.idt. o.llct
telephone , 4U ( Ue ldunca t-jlaphone , 2'jj ,
G .01.1) 1'BN lrtSN AWAY. 1'artloulnrsfree
JlO.MEfiTLAU , " OiQaUft , Neb.
E CHICAGO
Omaha ,
Council Bluffs
And Chicago ,
Tlio only road to tnko for net Molni's. Mnrahnltnwn
CYiliir Hunlil" , Clinton , Dlxoii , CMci : < i , Mlltriinkce ,
ntnl alt points Knit. To ttm pcciplu of .Nolirmkn.Oilo-
rmlo , Wyoming , UUih , Icliilm , Nevnd'i. OroiionVaih. .
union mid CallfiirnlR.lt offers eunurlur nilvuiituvcs
nut possible hy nn other lino.
Among n fmr of tlio numerous points of superiority
enjojrrd by luu patron * "f tills niiul lictwern Omnha
in.l Chliauo. are Its three tr ln < n ilny of DAY
; OACIIKHnhlch nro tlio tlnont thnt hiininn nrt nuil
iiBoiiuItT can create. Its PALACK M.KKl'ING C'AKH
lie cquiu of which cmmot lie found oliowucre. At
Council lllutTs , the trains of thu Union I'nelrtn Hull-
wity connect In union depot with thoio of the Chi-
rnKa.V Nor til western lljr. In Chlrnun the trains of
thlt line make close connection with tlioso of ull
oilier Kiutcrn lino" .
For Detroit , Columbus , Indlimnpolls , Clnolnnntl ,
Wiitfarn KnlK ItMTLtto , rittihum , Toronto , Munlroul ,
loiton , Ni'vr York , riillnilulplila , Ilultlmoro , Wash-
nuton , mid ull point ] In the Kut. Ask tor tickets via
l" °
"NORTHWESTERN"
If 70 u wish the best accommodation. All ticket
nconts sdl tickets via tills lino.
if. iiuciiurr. is. P. WILSON.
( ien'l Mnnnceir. Uon'l I'nti'r Agent.
CI1IPAOO , IM.S.
W. N. UAHCOOK. ( icn'l Western Aaont ,
O. K. KI.MIIA1. ! . . Tlckot ABent.
O. F. WK8T , City 1'us.onjrcr Agent ,
HOI Fnruaiu Street , Unmtia , Nob.
OF TUB
Chicago , Milwaukee & St , Paul R'y.
The Dost Route from Omaha and Couacljl
IllnfTs to
THE EAST = = -
TWO TUA1N3 DAILY nBTWKBN OMAHA A1T9
COUNCIL UI.UFFS
CbJcago , -1ND Milwaukee , ,
St. Paul , Minneapolis , Cedar Unplug ,
Ilock Island , Fropport , Hotkford ,
Clliitou , DnbuqiiP ,
Elgin , Muilison , Jiinc.svillt' ,
Hclolt , Winoua , La CroBse ,
And all other Important points Ktit , Northout B4
.
Forthrouith tlokoti call oath * tloket ngtnt at UOi
Farnam atruvt , In llurxer llluck , or at Union 1'aclH *
Depot.
I'ullman Bleeperj and the finest IMnlnr Can loth *
world are run on the main line of the Clilcajo. Mil
waukc * A tit. 1'aul Kall * r. nod overr att atlonu
paid to iiasseugeri br cuurtoou * cmplOTSi cl tM
company.
H. Mir.LlCU , Ocnoral Mannger.
J. V. TIJOKKIL AnjUUnt General Uanaittr.
A. V. H. UAUPJtNl'Kn , General I'UMMM an4
Tlcist Agent ,
UKO. if. lilJArrOIlI ) . Asslitant
and Olckcl Ao nl.
J. T. OUaJiU. U < DCr l EuD'lntetts' mt.
JWTS AK,0 BIE Hn ! $ % $ $
ilnooui , mllJ. ( oolhlnj tumuli o (
rtclly tbn > Uh 111 wtik pnrH.ttitor.
healttl and Yliirou8tr <
. . . . . , . , , . ror vefvrfHlt
iii'jriii iiiB u.rr Pil Othfr tttltt. VTOrdl Cllflt > * r
rnineoll/cured In th-romonlh , . 8 l < d | miibUt4iUlna
The 3inden Eltotria Co. 169 LaStlle ! . < ChUiQOr'
KRKK. HOWTOAOT.
lAitVIfnrnTHlMiinlioAdKvttortl. Iio.
n.ttarel ) r1liie and Functional dlior.
doriciireilnKtou/KlomubMtllclnei ,
Sirli RetlolTttailiaieDtrriiDneppllcallon.
MARJTOIICa.ior -
Mai-nitnl'nrkfnearCblcafn ) . IloarillniBf *
Scbnijl fordltU unit Yfiunit l.tullfn. 1'ort
oi'ioiuldrcmo. TIIAYRIt. JIj. 1) . , * '
tlt , Hl.or7 ? JJttdlaon turret , L'tucago , 111.
Boitio Stuart Institute. ) , ILL.
Will coramonco Its SlHt year Sentom bar i2t
Atlviintnjos iinsiiriifiUHiMl. Homo comfort's ;
Morgan Park Military Academy
The Host lloyj' Hoarding Scliool In the West.
PlxtiM'iith yr iM-Blus Hi-jit. 19th. Bend forcato-
lointo to OAIT. I'.I ) . N. KlltIC TAI.Om.Bunt. . .
MOIUUN I'Aint , COOK ft ) . , ILL.
nnillJ I'KKKSKIUjMIMTAUY AOADHMV
J. I'ec&DlcllI-on-llnilHoniN. V. Bend forcata-
logue. UNO. M.TIUHW. II. i > . , M. A.I'rincljml.
Gli BY LOCK I NSTIT I JT H.
Bouili WllllHiiintov/n , llcrkblilre county
tlusi. Aprlvate school for boys. Prepare for
college. srtontlUc school or bnslnos * . I'm tr-iov.
onlli yc.vr beelnn Tlmrsany. Hoptumkcr lath.
I or CHtaloguo addrojs (5KO. ! ' . MIl.f.H.
Principal.
KCK.
rii , Cblcnsq , 111.