Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, August 12, 1888, Part II, Page 15, Image 15
THE OMAHA DAILY BEE : SUNDAY , AUGUST 32 , ISSa-SIXTEEIST PAGES. 15 THE LADIES' ' CLERK , A Nacossary Evil to a First-Glass liulo Him I-Vcl liiko Ilr > 0 in Hi n , , AVilcl ntul Wooly Covdioy. 'Hie ' Jmtost Kail. "Tho Inti-it fiul , " says n hotel clerk In the Hi ciito Mall , It to hnvu u In-lli-V rlcrk In the house Vou Knou tlmt In no uncommon tlilnu torn Inilv toiome to tlu > olllru mill mttli' lier lilll now , Just like ix num. Well , old rlmps like me nn- not lonildeiod uood enough to unit nu n lady liny more ; hen o tin * Inilli'tleik \\Vvo K t one of them. Jn t fioin lollrw.ejrin iiilliir thnt lookH llki the hind en 1 of mi old fa iilotipd wimim cover ; liii tii > us"s that are nut on IhiKiinie pattern us the harem pants In 'Hit' ( o'.ilr . HehuHnHoit of Ule In the Hum- mcr ulr aliiiut lilm ; I mean liumuld look llo oiili up it d'jllnr'-t worth of tooth jilrki In a day , nmlKety mint from the barkeeprr to wi'nr In the button li'di * of Ills ro.it. I Ktlpposn It Is all i Ifht , but I in vcr wanted to be a i owbn > In my Hie until ho i-ame In hero nnd I think now of KOIIIK Into tinbulnoi - < . " U In ( her the hot t is of our city arc pio\lde l lailleV Ucrtu or not , we nro unable to Mini out. lint tlmt hOincot th"in mo l > \ldi'l > with KO.II ! jorler-i n cilo know nn 1 the writer of this urtu le fan vinii h for tliattiut. Some time ago we met /flS&fe. . / ll Mil. .1. II. Ill VIII' . < hn Kcnt'eiinnly jioit'r ut the 1'liinter'n Motel , 101 ner ot inlinnd Dodue stm Is. and had iititto aiouveisitliiii with him , i-ul.ulvo to hotel bus Mr Than ) t-nys : " 1 have been In ( he hotel bus.ness now for nl'imt iliihtein mouths nml can lint-ay tlmt 1 know o.vilhlug uD nit uin- nliiKn lintel us I IIUAO been .1 hniaumnii almost n'l my lifo pr < vlous to that time , hut I i an tell you M > inethiiiK else tlmt will pro\u ut mote It teiest t youi icadets than hotel business won d 1 01 nh'iut light Jinrs I was 11 mist r.ible s if- feier with th.it lo.itliesoni" disease , ciituirh .mil lei that length nf time did not have a Hood ilny. 1 innld lint tin utlie tlunuKh m > noitills , would letlreat nluht only tu beMted bj fitUK st hoiiilile'lienuis , would wukr up .it itilirtili durlii ! ; the llluht with a choking seii.itinn , and llnd my mouth und thin it si my tlmt 1 cotilil not swallow , us aiutural i onseipi-lite I would gel up In the nun nlm ; us tired us I wns the night before ; I bail head i < lies nil the time , mens weiv ( nnllmiallv buz/Inn and I WHS alw.ij.n h.iwklm ; and iplttlm : My stomach was i ut of oidi i owing tu the amount of minus that would ilu > l > down my thmiit and I wi > s tlil-alenedwith that illi-nd ill onse , dyspcp-il.1 1 Hiilleied along th'fl way until lite became n burden. I ) m't think full 1 did uottiy tn do M > melliiiig for mv- beir ; 1 ill I , I Hied n half dii/en dilleient do tuts and tiled pittnt medicines until I hail lost all hopens weil as my appetite. In leading tlio dally papula dining tliop.ist ) ear , I notleed the mheitlsuiiri'tsof Dr. lii t'ny , and atlor a time , J oMiianumy sktptlilHin and enl'Lil ' at Ida olllce and \w e\amlned by Dr. C. M. .Ionian who told me Unit hoeould Hire me. I did not doubt him fur he Impressed mi ) ns a man who knew w lint he was talking about and I stnrtei treating with him nnd after the llrst tientineut 1 bewail to Impiove nnd 1 breathed thiotigli my instills tin the Mist time In a him ; time .aid I continued to improve all iilo it ? until to-day. I leel liken new mull , I can hn-nthe fieoly , tan Meep wo'l at night. 1" fact I nevers'eptbetter In iu\ life than I do now : 1 h.ivo no nmro bur/Ing iMiMMlnmy uUs.m > he.uliigispeifi-ct noinoio haw king and spitting , no mine heailathoi. and no mule s\mpt unsof ratarrh nt ull.mystom.uh is all rlKht and my iippctlto well the tioublu now Is thnt 1 ran rut too murli , I used to iiso uiough hniidkerch'.efs to keep u small laundry Mipplied , but now I do not liuve to use nm I vmild not takelhe huudrid dolhus foi thcb-n- cllt 1 lm\odo.i\ed tium his treatment. Mr 'Iharp , vlioso portrait is given nbovu. li pnitorattl > ol".inter's Hotel , at Hith and Dodge Mreets , and H very well known in ( minim , lie \vlll willingly coiiiiborati the nboxe Interview to any person doubting It. " 1 Don't ilollrvn It. " No doubt tills Is the remiuk mndomnny times after icinllnj , our testimonials by skeptlcs- ' "I hey 1m ) Ihelr rnbes. " Just lousliVr , tur tie tt iment. nro the people of t lis community so ii < iniiK ! for mmi v that they In neutral our iiise-i are taken from the Kwriil public woul I ( oniiivi ) for n pal'rv sum to hoodwink nnd lleece their iollow mouV Not only that , cuiild vo alter 1. In a monetary sense , not to t-pe.ik of llndliisihe person , to pay from ten to Ility dol- lura torthousoof amiuiH niuna nnd his manhood - hood to cheat nnd swindle poor tnifottunates.-1 No. Our testimonials are ! > voluntaill ) by thankful patients whoso names nud addresses nro Klvei lu lull , wo do not Klvu the Initials fol- lowidbva , bul the coriect miiiio and ad- drihsso'that nil can llnd them. There are thous ands of bkopiles Btlll In the city who Butler fiom plopped up noses , w 1th miirus collecting In their tlnouts. iiM'tlnc their voices thirl : and huskv nnd with n n-isil twani ; , stiiroilUK from lieud- nche , e.tts iiiiplin ; , coiiKhtiiK. luiwkltiK and spit- tliiK tontinuaur , othen with dUchaine-i tiom their ear.muo or less deaf , a sreat nnnoy- nue to tiiemtjiilvos and other * , and whySim - lily beeauso they are aXoptlcal ; they don't take ( ho trouble to look our c iss up. and even If I he ) did. they oft -ntlines hu , : tne small bum thnt would miiko thorn well until itloans. ( . Jleiilthls wut"himm < than money , and at the lnw prho for wlitoli relief can lu ) obtained U Is u "blotch on bis esaitcheon" to let the chauco i ; by. _ PERTINENT QUESTIONS. A I'Vw H iiiptonis of Dlsoaso That Mnv I'l-ovo Serious to You. Do you lm\o frequent tits of mental depiea- tlon * Do ) ott experience rlnghiK or buzzing noUos la your em.-/ no Mtu letl us though you must sulfocato vhniilyitiBrtiiwny Aioyou tioubled with a hacking cout-ii and tcneial debility1 ! Ate your ujesgenerally weak and watery and Jreiuentl ) inlliimeil/ lines your > i > lee have u husk , thick bound nnd n nasal hoi t of tw aiiR. ' Isyour breathfieqiiently olfinslve from homo tmnccountiibleiausei' I lave you n dull , oppiestivo headache , ( 'ener- Rlly located o\er the ojesf ' 1 lie above are some of tlio many symptoms of catarrh nnd the heKlnnlmr of liuijt tioiiulo < < . txit one rnso lu a hundied will ha\o all of them , but every cue nllectod will have a few or jnaiii ) of them. Theitieutorormoro berloiis yoin n.\mp- loins , the more denKerous your condition , 'ruin rln of dlseiibwls treated \eiy .sueiebsfully by Dr. > U Coy or his nf-soclatos 'I ho many ene ! re ported through the columns of the dnfly pap is proves this , and each statement publl hedl < Mib htnncially the Mime as KlMn by tlio patient cuud. Jr. ) McCoy and his us.-ocato3 ! n o no HOC tot ni.s- tnims , but cine iiisenso by their ttklllful combl- jmtlon of the best Known remedies , applied in the most appioved manner , nud by using the Intebt BUI ) must highly i ecommended appllancea Jctiown to tno pi-ofesslon , Ihey thmpioduceio- pult-f that speak , for themstdxos in the many i > . \ - tents cured , nnd wo a Biiru our renders that the-e tmmcnt phfaleliins have achievedamuc'v-8 In iurlmdUei o which few or no other doctors inu dupllcato I IIUCTOSl J. CRESAP McCOY , ( Late of llel'eruo Hospital.New York , ) " " (7ro'u y ) ( CHA1ILKB M. JOHDAN. /Late of the University of Now Voik City nnd llowuul Universltr , Washliigton , 1) ) , C. IIAB OKFICKS No. 01O nnd 311 Bnmsto Building Comer 1'ifttPnth aud Hftniey su. , Oilman , Neb. , whvra all curablu cases are treated with success. Note Dr. Charles M. Jordan has IISHII res { . ilcnt phyhlclan for Dr. McCoy , In Omaha , fet the past > eiur and U the physician wliohna made the curti-tnnt hare been piibUhhed vcekly In this piper. * Medical t1Uen os ureattil skillfully. Consump tion. Hi luhfs disease , Dytuouala , Ithommitlsiii , and all MIUVOUS II lJ.\8i:3. : All diseases 11 cullnr to the sexes a specialty. ( UTAHKit CONSULTATION at oOlce or by mall , fl , Ulllco hours-i to 11 a. m , S to I p , m. , T to 3 p , m Sunday oitico hours from u a. m . to 1 p , m. -C rrop > nilent roculrus prompt atttmtiuu. . MnnrdtMiasca ur trdatvd nuccesifully by Dr , Ionl n tltrougR the mati8and it Is thus jrossiuli tot thoMTiuurtl * to wake a journey to obtuli lufCKaSCTNI. ' ' TUKATMnXT AT . HOSl'n'AL IUKJU u&ViH. HOW TO CARE FOR THE BABY , Hints on Clothing , Food nnd Drink for the Summon THE THREE IMPORTANT THINGS. Ciiuxl Aflvlco to YIIIIIIK Mothers Iin- Iiortanuu of KxproNo , I'uro Air and Kuiillulit Trent niimt of Various Ailments. The llnhy. Three importmit thing * lit connection with the euro of children should nlunys bo rutnci.ihorcd cleanliness , pure uir , and proper feeding , nays the New York World. Much injury Is done children hy ovorfuc'tliiifrtliom. In the lirst month or so of ii child's life frequent feodinj , ' is necessary. Its stomach is incapable of hard work , and that oryun must gradu ally become accustomed to the duties nature intended it to perform. For this rcn > on Miiall quantities of food arc taken at a lime ntul thu feeding must occur lit short intervals. At first let intervals be only two or three hours long. At six months the child should not be fed oftcner than live times a day. A child will often hecin liunjjry when a little water will satisfy it. Give pure \\alerorbarley water. Do not accus tom your child to feeding during the night. This nniy bo easily avoided by beginning' ' rightly. If the child awaken and cries give only water. It uill oun go to sice ] ) again , and if not given food it will certainly learn not to expect it. This plan is bettor for the child , and it baves the mother and everyone elau about the house a deal of trouble. As to the kind of food bc-t suited to young clnldivn , it mtiy bo accepted as an axiom tlmt unless the mother's milk ) ( > Mtively disagrees with her babe it is H'ttcr than any artificial preparation. The rule is tlmt the child will thrho < oil mid htiAu thu best chance of life which is nourished at its mother's breast. Even if the milU at first scums to di-ugrou with the child it will u u- itllj be lound that this is duo to romov- nblo causes. attention . to or disre gard of hygienic rules the milk may be made healthful or injurious. The mother with an infant at breast should nlwn.\s remember that fact and regulate her diet accordingly. She should avoid sour foods and drinks nnd alcoholic timulants , for these have a direct ef fect upon her milk. Highly seasoned food should not be eali'ii. Popper has a tendency to dry up the milk supply. ilittle 'ripe , but not overripe , fruit ill do no harm , but care must MO taken that it is not grfon or decomposed. The objects to bo obtained from the mother's feeding are to build up her own strength and to produce a plen tiful supply ol wholesome milk for the child. Kgus arc usually excellent. Milk is good , and MI is cocoa and broma. Tender meat , if in a , perlect state and well cooked , makes excellent food , but it should bo taken with other foods indi cated above , so lu not to put too much work upon the digestive organs. It may bo remembered that preferences in fooA must nlwiiAs bo consulted , for the appearance , odr > r , and taste of food is of nutritive value. The mother should avoid as far auossiblo , worry and ex citement , and it is highly important that shu does not subject horoolf to overheating. All these things directly ollcct the quantity and quality of the milk supply. When on account of thoqtnuity or in- mitlleiont quantity of the mother's milk some other food must bo provided for the child it is important that no mistake bo made in selecting the substitute. Goat's milk comes nearest to the infant food of nature , but to many people that is out ol the question. Besides , con il obtainable , it is sometimes dillicult to got children to drink iton account of its strong odor. After this comes cow's milk. This is dink-tilt to obtain in the city in a pure state , and tlio quality , of course is not uniform. To people living in the city , and especially pcoplo it humble cirouiiibUineea , it is not otisV to got one cow's milk. It is therefore customary with ph.ysicians to recom mend condensed milk , because it is more uniform , leas liable to decomposi tion , and purer. Whore cow's' milk is used it should bo freshly boiled every time the bottle is filled. The boiling destroys any disease germs lurking it the Ilu'id and rondor.s it less liable tc irritate the delicate stomach of the babe. "Weaken it with water , and adi a httlo lime water. Thisaids digestior and prevents thonciu stomach to whicl \oung children are so liable. Many 'artificial foods for infants are advertised nowaday-but probably none of them are equal to milk properly prepared. Avoid nursing bottles with long rub ber tubes. Milk will collect in them and turn sour in spite of Iho utmost ef forts at olcanliiH-3. They cannot be thoroughly cleaned. Such bottles have produced many caaes of intestinal do- ran,20inonts. The simpler the bottle tlio bettor. A plain bottle with a rubber nipple is all that in necessary. Have two bottles , nnd while one is in use keep the other in a strong solution of bicarbon ate of soda , after it has been thoroughly scoured out. Do not use a nipple too long. It noon becomes saturated with the milk and should bo thrown away. These precautions should not bo disre garded. Disease germs are facts , and uncloanliiic'ss aids their rapid develop ment. Ctiro in these matters makes the ditlerenco botwcoon n healthy and bickly child. There is adlfforoncn of opinion among physicians as to the advisability of giv ing children alcoholic liquids. Some advise giving a small quantity , not more than n teaspoonful on the hottest days. All agree that it is easy to take too inuim. Dr. "William A. Hammond , and many others with him , think oven the smallest amount of alcohol in jurious to children during the period when their brains are growing. You will err on the safe side if such things bo molded. Here is a formula , for prepared food for infants , , which is recommended by the board of health : Hell a tiwipr-onful of nowilorcil barter ( irrouml In conVu-grlnJcr ) unit one-half pint of water , with a little salt for tlftoon min utes , strain , then mix It with Imlf us much boiled mill ; , n lump of white Bairnr , slzo of n wiunnt , nml Rive It luko-warm from n nura- Ini ? bottle. Keep boltlo fttid uiouth-placa in a bowl of water when not In use , to which a Ittlo soda may bo added. Tor Infants llvo or six months old , giro half barley water anil half boiled milk , with salt and u lump of SUK.U- . Tor older Infants , giro tnoro milk than barley - loy water. For infants costive , giro oatmeal Instead of burloy. When your breast inlllt Is only half enough change elf between breast milk and tbo pre pared fcod. 15o careful not to use nny food which has boon cooked long enough to bo sour. Infants of six months may have beef tea or beef soup once a day , but do not cook vegetables with it. To insure proper cleanliness infants should'bo bathed twice a day , and of- touor in hot weather. .A child always foul a better after a bath in cool water. 13aby should love its bath. If it does O fers : Lots 11 and 12 , block G , 100x150 fepu , south and east front , corner Foppleton avo. and 32d st. The street has been graded in front of these lots , and they are about two font abovegrade. ; The opposite corners are all built up and occupied by elegant homes. Can oll'or this properly at fig ures that make it a bargain. ' * Jicnttrtfitl south front lot. corner Fonplcion Afcimc anil a.'M fitrcet. Price $ ' 1,8QO ; $7X0 cttsli , balance 1.J. J. tt and -t i/cars. JSIcf/ant residence alto : JOt.rJ.lOfccl , south nnd cast fronti-oi'iier I'opnlcton Avenue and IJvl wtireat'cetinni/nlllcrnt view , can ) > nt Mod ; ofIra tiotises on this nroito'tit or two clc- gatit residences * Catl and yet t ricoan < l terms. Lots J.'l anil It , htnck i ) , lOOsl > O feit , ctn'nr-r of It'oolivorth Ai'cnne and Delaware street * , faces and orerlonlitnu the nark ; one of the finest re.tldt nee sites in the < / ( / / . $7"iOO. Lot ii , lilorl ; 7 , elenant catt front lot on IMawttrc street. On-ifr I * out of town nnd until hum ntont-y. Cu'l ' andact i > rlcc. C'ornci' , lOO.rlOU feet , on I'onplcton Avenue and.'Md strcit , only $ { i-H)0. 7 Si feet , cttst front , on Dunne Direct , iil"n < lid neluhoorhondtjust the { tlnec for a Mod , of three home * . $ (1,000. Tin- < , hove lot t are first e.lu * residence sit s , h tali itn I slilitleonnnnndina ; a inaifiti/iernt rleit' of the eUt/nnd t ark. U'nler main * and ua-xtre. alreatl/ ) laid In front of these lots A licantlftil tiarlc oflO ari'cs , a snlendld neliihliorliood. natural elevation aiviniperfcrt dralnat/e and nitre utmosphere , quick and direct ( ( rc < s t > u twojliuai of street curs , and cable line now IntHi'tnt ; , all combine to mukeJIanwom 1'lace a hcalthi/ and dcliahffal nlueefor a home. WHERE CAN YOU FIND A SAFER PLACE TO INVEST MONEY ? While i/ou arc waiting and Itcsl'at ' in/ ; when ; to invest OMAlfA IS tiTKADlhl'G ROWIXG AX"D DKrKLOMXG. 3'ho Immense territory comHrlslno Xelfi'aeka , ll'iiomlnij , ( ' ( ah , Colorado , Nevada , Idaho , Montana , ll'estern Joint , Konthcin Dakota and Northern Kansas , all natiirnllitribn - taritto Omaha , it scttllnu tip rapidly , nnd the dni'elonmrnt ofthl * vat rcalon fortes Omaha aloni/ with it. In what eastern city ean ijon Inre.-t nt'iir money and obtain the lifomcon ean here. rysOL/Tlf OMAIf.l WK Olf I'"Kit A LA IK , K LIST OF C1IOICI1 lirsiJTKSS AXD JtKSlDKXUK J'ltOl'KHTy that will i/ic'tl ' , if built o ifi'o > n l. > to , 'i ( ) percent nor an il inn mi an Ini'tstinent ' , aside/mm the steady a. Ivance l'i rnltie of the properti/ . IX II'KST OMAHA , WK OFFJllt SO31K Vl < " THE VIXKST RKilDKXUE I'UOl'KltTY IX THK CIVV OF OMAirAaml at prices nnd terms that place It within thft reach of at' . WE OFFER IN THE BUSINESS CENTER OF THE CITY. Choice lots , suitable for wholesale and re'n'tl Inilne * * , that will double in value in the ne.rl lire ycurs , If'e hare the n jcncj for a lai-f/e ttmoiin' of AC UK J'HOI'KHTi' , especially salt tble/or narden purposes , at very low /trice * and lonrj lime. i * jt 11 Southwest Corner I5th and Farnam Streets. not , the fault lies with those who tul- ininiblor it. Do not splash the water : ibout or got Iho soap in baby's e.\es. Nor should ono give the buth when Iho ohihl is hungrv. The Hoothing oll'ect of the bath upon the child is noticonblo. Quiet , healthful , refreshing sleep is often the result. Indeed , n eool bnth at night it , better than a narcotic. Sloei- lossnobs in the chilu moans worry and exhaustion to the mother , , inil this re acts upon the child byatroelingbolh the quality and quantity of her null ; . The bath , lee , has a marked olToet in pre venting bowel complaint. piioriu : ci.oriiixc. . In this connection a hinl may bo given on the clothing of infants. They should bo neither overdressed nor ttn- dordrossod. The clothing should not bo so heavy as to etiusp discomfort nor &o light as to permit their eatjhing cold. In our cha igeablo climate , where cool nights often succeed warm days and sudden changes are liable to occur in a few hours , it is diilioult to have Iho clothing always just right. Matters will be much simplified bj using a llan- nol band around the abdominal region , covering the digestive organs. This will 'ward oil sudden chills and fre quently bo the moans of preventing ill- ne-is. The band should bi1 made to tit evenly and snugly , and should bo worn ft v all children under four years of ago at all times. One of the most sinitary agents is the air. Elllmin and organic vapor of vari ous kinds becomes developed iu every occupied dwelling from daily coo'cing and organic Giibstaneossaturato all text ile fabrics and become a fruitful source if disease. Ventilation is essential to eradicate the-fo noxious vapors and vorj room should bo thoroughly airc.l ich ilny by a current of fro&h air sulli- cient to'renovate its atmosphere and > remove all impurities. The external tir in cities is not , of eotir.so , tilwivy as lure and free from olluvia as could bo Icsired. but it maybe taken for granted hat free impure air is bolter than bot- led-up impure air , and thai Iho air \liiehjmsbconcnntlnod in a room for , omo lime may always be exchanged vilh advantage for air from the outside. 1OW TO TltllAT Sl'MMIJir-t'OMl'LAINT. The hints given above are for pro- vonling sickness among children. fJul diooaso will sometimes como in delianco if all wo can do lo prevent il. At his season Iho diseases most likely to jtl'cct infants are UICHOvhich como 'rom derangements of digestion , such n a summor-compliiint and cholera in- "aalnm. In a eireular which the health lepartmont has issued the foil iwing ad vice on summor-complainl is given : It comes fiom ovorfeldln and hot and foul air. ICeup your denis mil windows opon. Wash your well children with cool water .wic-o a day , or oftonur in the hot aoasou. Never neslci't loosunoss of the boivoH In an infant Consult the family or dlsponsary [ iiiysic'im ' at oiR-o and ho will irivo you your i-iilo , nblut what it should tike and how it iliould bo nursad. Keep your I-OOIIH as eool ; m possible , have thom v.-ell vontllutcil , and do not iillutv any b.ul smell to como from sinlts , privlos , jf.irba o boxes or gutters about the hmiso whuro you live See tlmt , Miirowii ) .tp.irtmoiits ate right and complain to the uoard of health if the noighboihood is olTonsivo.Vhero ,111 infant H cross and ir- rit.iblo in the hot weather a trip on the water will do It a great ilcal of Rood ( ferry boat or steamboat ) and may prevent cholera infnntum. With the first uppoamnuu of teeth in n child some foo.l other than milk be comes nocoss'iry. Give it a crust of bread to exorcise upon , and let it occa sionally suck a piece of rare beof. To wards tno closn of Iho Hr.st vear the tooth phouldif ) ! ) coming regularly. A failure in this regard will uhii illy 'mean that something is wrong. The food may not bo as nutritious as necessary , or there may be some defect of digestion. The child's digestion frequently shows blgna of weakness after an attack of cholera infnntum , nml sometimes when there has boon no positive sickness. The child does not gain in weight acid btreng'bh as it should , the color is pile , and the bonoo show signs of impurfect development. This is seen in their tendency to bend in the well-known "bow-logs. " ' Under these circumstan ces the head , too , will assunm a decid edly square appearance.Vill , thcso symptoms are well marked. They point to tbo alToctlon known as rickets , which Is always due to bad nutrition , re sulting from improper purroiindings.Tho diet must bo mado. richer in bono form ing material. The child must also hnvo plenty of oxorclso and pure air and sun light. Some medicine is usually needed , and when the condition described mani fests itbolf the parents should consult a physician before the malady has gone so far as to produce malformation , The neuto diseases which afllict chil dren in c'tmtnor are , as a rule , short in thoircotsrse. What is n slight bicknosi to-day may turn out a fatal uno to-mor row. For this season no disturbance ol n child's digestion should bo neglected A physitfan should V < j consulted as boor ns possible. For the information of those who d < not Know ol the fact , it may bo said tha a physician can always bo obtained iv night by the w who are unable to em ploy one if application is made to the nearest police st ttion. The doctors who are willing to obey the Mimmons leave their mimes and addros- at the sta tion. They are paid for all such visits of the city. A more general knowledge byjtlus arrangement may result in the having of main lives. For a man who hits no chart to heaven Colonel li ! er- > ell talies in a { 'ood iiiun.v funeials. It suggests deviled crabs and angel cake. It is not true that Solomon pot his reputa tion for wisdom bv his intellmont peislstciR-y in always ItiUni'-r tlio car window iilone , even if thu pretty-girt In the seat in fiontunl want it open. \ - A youiiR lady who teaches n Sundnv ac-hool clnsT of enjit-.vear-olds recently asked them the question , ' -\Vlmt is an altnr ! " " 1 Know , " smd "it's wheio ' on irrepressible ; u place they burn insects. " Dunron 1 was terribly shocked , my dearto discover on my wav homo from ehuich a Kiimc ot base ball bomp plu.\cd on the vacant lot near the park- Wife Wits it tlmt which makes you pa vjtry late , do icon ? Wo uscd'to 'hoar much of "Hluo Prcsby termns , " but it is setting to bo ns hard to llnd n blue I'hi3b.turl.ni . 4sit is to Hud n red- hot Methodist. We have no doubt that they still exist , but ill e denomination , as a whole , is changing color. Old Bobbins ( to Tomplcins ) "Bin a havin' some lmpti/in' un your wav. I hour. " Tompkins - kins "M'yes. Old Stnro | Uldloy's son. Saul he wniitvil to reform. " Bobbins "Do any good ! " Topipldus "Did the villn o a honp o' fjooJ. The clmj ) took cold and iln-d in a week. " "Father , the piper says jon 'oRlelatcd at the wcddiuu , clad In the triubtional R.irb of the clergy. ' What does traditional mean ! " "Traditional " ' led the minister , my son , rep' poor ister , ns he looked nt his cheap suit of blncl : with n sifjh. "refers to things tlrat hnvo been humled down. ' " At the woso of , t series of revival mootinga hold in Kentiuky recently by Sam .Jones , the owners of twenty-seven lost umbrellas were surptised at ilailins them mysteriously re stored to their po-sossioti. The loc tl paper jipeaks in the higlu st tonm of the perm t- nency of the work effected by Mr. Jonoi in the comimiuitv. Clergyman should bo brief and to the point. A IJoUon clergymen once hud a broad hint to that effect. "Wo would like to hnvo jou short when you mnrry us , " : ild n prospective bridegroom , "bacauso wo me ijolng west. " "How soon nfier the ceremony will you start ! " asko.l the clergymen. "In about a week , " was the reply. Then the minister realized ho had a reputation as ono possess ing the frift of continuance. A circus in lullnn.i postotl its gorgeous bills over a country church which it mistook for a school house that it hail hud ponnission to decorate In this pieturoscpii stylo. At llrst the church deacons were incline 1 to got nnd about it , but a few circus tickets distributed among them by the wily showman promptly adjusted the matter. The circus linn a strong hold upon human nature , and even church deacons prefer frco tii-'icU ' rather than run ning the rla'cs that nlwaya attend nttompti to crawl under the canvas , The H-'V. M. .1. Suvaeo , nf Boston , will spend August unJ Scptembur in Europj. flovernor Lulioof Mont un is a Sunday school man an I toaohos a Ulblo class In the Uaptlbt Sunday school m Ilolana. PascVi Potter , the Cam 3.1-1 buy preacher , who has exulted the world bv his romarknblo pulpit olonur-aca , is only twelve years old. The Ivcv. U.'orgc MoClollau Flslto , I ) . D. . of Khodo Island , has doMmol the opis 'jpata of Fond duLto , Wis. Ho was elected hist June. The will of Mrs. Loon ird Church , of Ilnrtfiml , Conn. , gives $ " > 0OJO to the city missionary noumtv and sn : dlur amounts to othur local charities. Durham university has conforroJ the dc- groo of doctor of dmmtv upon tl.o bishops of New York , Frcjertuton , Kuport's Lniul , Minnesota and Harbadocs. Hov. Philip 1'ooUs is Hald to bo the only other clorfryma.il In this country holding Ox- ford'i decree of D. U. , whle'a ' Uiahop 1'erry , of Iowa , has Just iccolvod. Harrison"th'o bay prc.tchor , " wont into the heart of Now York in the hottest month of the yenr'itnd ' conducted a religious revival at which 'J.ti'JU ' people have professed to bo convert ed. Oenoral Hooth , commnndcr-in clnof of the Salvation ann.y , will leave ICngland for the United States early m October for thu pur pose of reorganizing the army in the eastern states. It Is oxpectcu that the general will ordur a court-nr.tr.ial for the trial of Major Moorn , who , it ? is allowed , has bocotno possessed - sossed of fiuidii and supplies bulouilng to the nrmy to the value ot isO.OOO. JJishop Harris of Michigan , who Is re ported by came to have been stricken down with paralysis In London , was formerly rector tor of St. James' church In Chicago , lie had started with his daughter to attend the London conference of thu Anglican church , which Includes the Protestant Kplscopal church of America. Later on in the season ho Intended to go on an extensive tour through the Holy Lund , when ho , u perfect picture of health and robust Btiongtb , was suddenly brought to death's door. Ills daughter was the only pcr on proicnt In a strungo land to nurse him , ha having loft the rest of his largo family ut Mackinaw , Mich. Hishop Harris , who Is thought by many to bo the most powerful member of tha Episco palian hierarchy in America , is but about llfty-tlvo years old. During the war he , born and bred la the south , served with great distinction in the confederate army , and comiminde-1 a robal brlgado at the battle of Lopkout mountain. THE CHILDREN'S SYMPOSIUM. What Mttlc Heads Think , anil What Ijittle Tontpien haj. TWO ritOM DAKOTA. St. 1'aul Globe : 1 always read with in terest the children's column in the Sun day Globe , and I bend two true stories for it which 1 am sure your rondel's will en joy. Tbo Hist is a little boy who had never before noticed the moon in the heavens while it was still bright day light , and as ho was standing at the gate he discovered it , and was hoard to call : ' 'God ! God ! You bettor take in your moon ; it is too early for it to bo out. " Tlioocoiul is about a little tot ono year and a half old. As Ills grand mother was rocking him one day she biioo/.ed , and her false tooth How out of her mouth. The little ono ga/.ed in I ama/.omont for a moment and then wailul : "Oh , draiiima's mouf's boko. " YANKTON , Dak. M. H. A JXJUIIM : rAiMiiti : . A bright little western boy was on a visit to his grandma in Connecticut. llefore loa\ing homo ho had gene through the ordeal of being vaccinated twice and had heard the subject thor oughly discussed. One day nis grandma asked him if bo had been bapti/ed , whereupon the little follow , thinking blio meant vaccinated , promptly re plied : "Yes , ma'am ; I hnvo boon bap tized twice , but it didn't take. " M > 3iiwn\r : MIXID. Uoslon Times : The small son of a Baptist clergyman recently had his lirat pair of bouts. They wore bomo- what hard to get on , and lie tugged and stamped and twisted for some time be fore they \\oro where they bhey should bo. ' 'My goodno-ss ! mamma ; did'n't they go on hard1" ; ho said. "I camu near baying devil , but then I remembered papa has told us wo mn-t not take the name of the Lord our God in vain. ' ' Jii rr.u , srn iitiith. ; Christian Jlegistor : Druggist Now , what do vou wantV Boy Throe cents' worth of paregoric. Druggist What do you mean , waking mo up for throe cents ? Uoy Why , L had tor get up for nothin' . A LOCAL AI'l'LUJATIOK. Richmond ( V.i. ) Critic : I have a little tlo nephew who is very proud of being able to tell what the pictures in a child's bible ropresontand I listened to him lately with great interest till ho reached tlio engraving representing the dearth of the illuminating lluid in curtain foolish young women's lamps , which ho calmly told mo represented the "ton Virginians. " Then I sent him out to buy some candy. AV oviu\voitKii : ) < JIIIN" : : . Habyhood : Little Lucyseomod much impressed upon being told that it w.is night in Australia when it was day in England , and day there when il was night at homo. After considering the subject forsomo time she said : "I think it's pretty harden on the queen. ' ' ' Why , LucyV" asked mamma. ' "Cause when wo are in bed nnd asleep she has got to bo up all night reigning over tlio people in Australia. " JMIY ONUS. Detroit Free Press : Jimmy had been promised a trip into the country. "Mamma , are you going out to atmtio's to-dayV" ' No , dear ; I'm afraid it will rain. Don't you see how black the oloads nru ? " "Yes , " rulucttuitlv , "but I don't think they'll leak ! " AN' r.xcu.si : roit I'Af.v. Chicago Tribune : Harold is getting old enough to astonish hia parents oc casionally with an original remark. The other evening his mother said something to his father , who was read ing. IIo didn't hi1 ir it. She repeated il , but the head of the family was too Intent on his reading to notice that ho was being addressed. Harold had watched oporationa.andaftor his mother had spokou the second time observed : "Mamma , I think jou'll have to 'scuso p.xpa. I guess his ears has gone out to walk around the block for u few min utes. ' ' TIJII'S : uorou HAND. Harper's Voting People : Grandma is pretty \\oll on in yoars.and time has loft hia marks in many wrinkles on her dear old face , Little Lucy was sitting in grandma's lap the other day , nnd after a long , inquiring gu/.o tiskcd : "Grand ma , what makes your face all bo mussed upV" II.VHUY STAUTS OX THK OLD ItOAD. Ilarpor'a Young Pcoplo : Harry has fallen in love with a little girl who lives next door to him , nnd who is about the same ago ns his sister Etnol. Having been told that ho and his sister wore bought at the doctor's , Harry ob served to his mother : "I don't sink you got good taste , mamma. " \Vby , Harry ; what hua mammn done thnt is in bad tastoi"1 "Wollf I sink when you wont up to the doctor's to buy Ethel you'd fwnj done better if youV bought Dp."Dthy Parker. She's a great dea I nicer than r.thel. " Tin : STATIMIVT : : ITS OWNCOMMIINT. . Philadelphia Times : The little miss who wrote the following will develop into a brilliant satirist ono of these days : ' 'Dear Mama wrote to Pupa : me get my washing done , to got my shoes mid to buy some buttons for my dress and a new ribbon for my hat and she bent me 10 cents. " riiiLDitr.N's miTATiVKxr.s' ? . Indianapolis Journal : Not long since there was wedding tip town , and quite 11 number of children who are in the fam ily were present. The olliciatSng cler gyman until o the ceremony a very brief oiio , and the children caught il all , and i now not and hour passes that the ceremony - | mony is not gone through with by tbo j little ones. On one occasion the two to be married wore pronounced man and wife in a very short time , when the miii- ' iaturo clergyman astonished the family by saying : "It's so hot hero we'll hnvo to go'into the hall to pray , " and they followed him to the cooler spot , where tlio service was finished. iMarriajje of Neil IJiiiitlinc'.s Willow. Nebraska used to bo the homo of "Nod Buntlino. " Uooontly the an nouncement was made of the marriage of Mrs. Anna L1' . .ludson , widow of the late Colonel K. 7 . C. Judson. best known to fame as "Nod LUintlino , " says the New York Sun. Since the death of her husband in July , ISbG , Mrs. Judson has continued to reside at the country homo occupied by the pair for eighteen years previous , a homo which Ned ihmtlino tilted up for his family in a picturesque locality in the Calskills region near Stamford , and which ho called "Eagle's Ncsl. With Mrs. Judson has lived the novelist's only child , a son by a former wife , now grown to manhood. Mrs. Judson was Miss Anna F. Mar tin , of Now York City , and she married Colonel Judson soon after his discharge from the army at the close of the war. The bridegroom was E. Locke Ma on , u Boston commercial traveler , her senior by some years. The match was a surprise to the nnignbors at Ka- glo's Nest. The wedding rites wore quietly celebrated one oven ing last week by the Hov. F. B. Murch , at the parsonage in South Kortrighl , in Iho presence of a few witnesses only. The lady does not bring to her husband a largo fortune. Colonel Judson died in- testate , leaving something like $1)0,000 lo bo shared between the widow and son. The novelist's earnings with his pen during the thirty latter years of his lifo wore , it is said , from $120,000 to MIOID ) ) a year. It is said limb ho once earned $1:2,01)0 : in six weeks , and at tin- other lime , under pressure , wrote a novel of (11:2 ( : pages in sixty-two hours , bcarcely sleeping or eating during the timo. His novels , each long enough to niiiko a book , number over throe hundred. Hut if ho earned the money rapidly ho spent it with a meal improvident hand. There were homo complications in Ned Buntline s four or llvo matrimonial ventures , that at his death threatened rioUb trouble in the soUlcmont of his estate. A woman living in Greene county , and calling herself Mrs. Lovan- tia L. Judson. appeared before the siir- regale of Delaware county , with ox- JudgoW. D. Wagner as her uttornev , and demanded that letters of adminis tration should bo issued to her as the rightful widow of Iho deceased. Him alleged that she was married to tlio novelist nt Hoboken , in lkj * > l > , nnd lisuil with him as his wife until 1M > 1 , when ho deported her to enter the Union army , and had since refused to luo wither or support her. A scandalous and costly contest in the courts was avoLlod by private arrangement. Liceosed Plumijefs & Gas Fillers REMOVED TO I'oinor Kith nml Jnckson .Street , Where they hav a full line of everything neo- canary to their business. They nro prepared to give estimates on all work in tholr line nnd piomptly till nil eiders entrusted to their cure. llest of workmen employed nnd all work war ranted. MORRISON & REED , xiw : I.OOATIOV , Corner Kith and Jackson StroctH. a. UMonr forOlrlj ao4 Younx JjidlHi. Kor csuloirue aitdrem U. TM A VKll. l.f. . I ) , Morgmu i'ark.jll.ur.n Uilltgn buvct , Cblcngo , 111. Who Is WEAK , NI2KVOUH. rtF.IlII.ITA- TKI > . who in his FOS.t.Y hnil KJNOIIANCC Mi3TKIi'Ir.I > nwnv Ills VlCiOIt of 1V1 > I Y , drains upon the rorTASM of MFC , II F A n A 1' HE. IlAfHAVHE , Drcnnful DrenmsVKAKK ; sH of Memory , HASH. rULNKNI In MM'ZSl'Y , PIMlM-KSllpon the rAVK. and nil the KITKi'TN lending to KAMI.V I > ktAVand ) pbihaps : o > MIni . 5'FltN or BM ANITT , ihotlld coniult Bl once Ibe < ! Ji.Et : H.VTr.l > lr Clnrko , Entnblldied Uil I'r Clfttkrj linn made ! ViitV4 : > IN ! 1)E- nil.ll'T. 4'HrioWI < ! mid nil Dlieases of the Ur.MTO 1'HI.NAltY OrKiun a Mia H'urty. It ruafeon 3.O . dlllurence XVII AT you 'iftT ' * taken or WHO has failed to pure you. ' . . liar to their tax can consult with the assurance or speedy loUefnnd cure. Send 2 centi poatago fur vmrkrt ou your diseases. 3,3-llond 4 cent * postfifjo for Crlcbruteil Vv'orkK on i'liroitlc , Ncrvoii * nud Dell- cato Dlsea3u3. Con < tnllntlou , personal'y ' or by k'tter , frco. Consult the old Doctor. Vhoneniic ! ! * cured. oillrcN and ( inrlom prSiruta. * drlhose contemplRtlng Marrlnffo tend for Dr. i'liirkn'N celebrated gutdo Mnto and Female , onch 15c. . both 25e. irtamps ) Jlefuio conflrtlnK your case , consult JJr. CI < 4ItIi7 : . A friendly letter or call may jnve future uBcrlugiiml slmino , and cdd golden y ai to life.Book "I.iln'H ( Sferel ) Er- ! , " Co. ( stflraps ) . Medicine and writings Bent everywhere , Rpcnro fiom fximntire. Hours , 8 to 8. Sundays , 9 to m. Address , F. D. CLARKE , M. D. 186 sa , eisrt a-w oamcAao , 11,1. . OMAHU SELECTED ! ON13 OP THU MOST SUCCESSFUL SPECIALISTS ! Intho tiontmeut of CHRONICANDSO-CALUED INCURABLE - ABLE DISEASES , hns permanently locnlail in Omnna , The 71oc- tor'H theory Is tmlt NO UlSUAbl ] JS INCL'HA- 111. i : until the illiroieiit pnitsot the body nro dmtroyt'il hy dlsunsa faster than they can ho ro- mil oil or built un. Tills Is a IKi'il law , estab lished when "Tho waters WHO mljusteil by measure. Is It your MVl'.lt , lODNMiVS , MINUS or TllltOATIs It your KKIIVOUS HYHTUSL IIKA1N , KA1I. UVI ! or HliAKT. that you lie- Ikno to he diseased Am jon Hullerlm ; from ( sit \vuij or msi\hi ; ; or THI : HLAODUH. riSTI'LA , 1MM.H , dlioabeH ot the SKIN or HONUS : if s > o , loiirntho Doctois"NowTroat- mont for Old Diseases" I3AHi.S ; nml nny tr.icoof thu ilibensu eradicated Irom the IHU.CH , bUn niidhlooa. nubility of the SIJXt'AI , OltUANS nud their n\iiilt-.connktoly ) i < moved , Iir. McCiHIIW is aKinduiito of roi'iilnr modi- ciuu.iind his ( Uti.Yl : HL'U KhSln ciiilnj , ' disease In his close attention to the ticutuiunt of each case. The Doctor is Justlv classed na ouooftho U-AWM : ; SI-KCIAI.IST.S. rONSUI/m JON nt the olllce. trro. Chin KC.S for treatment , ItllASONAHU' Treat ment given the e nt a illbtnuce by correspou- deme. .Send stamp tor teply Jledlclno sent to nil putts of the I lilted Mutcn Addrest. , / . E. MrVltEir , 31. D. IlusUimin lllocli.C'or , ICth i. Douglas Sts. , Omnhn , Nnbinskiu IN THIS CITY. Will locale in tliU city , Corner 16th and Davenport , On or about the 1Mb of Aimunt , with iv full line Imiiorted and Domehtlo Uoolens. Onr nrlrns will Mill the times , and all our work done v.lth ilist-clnss tailors la this city. Corner Dearborn and Lake Streets , CHICAGO. This house lia just bcui thoroimhly refitted nt n cost of o\ir ti10 , making It far better than nny hotel of thn Hiimu pil.iin . the wegt. I'.lcvntor. elcitil > lluhtd , bath lOJliia , and all mo lorn In.pr.M > nioiitb. Rates , $2 and $2.80 Pei > Day. Including meals. Centrally located ; a"cojblblo to nil tnllnny ttti'l"iit th ator-i and b.mlnejs liotiHBt. Str-et rant t > all points of the tlty. hpi l.il rates to i r 11 . . snuiiiirn , MnthlVtchet-mompt Freckles ly f rudlcati'd by Jlnlo Fn-ckl i < Cm o * Millurd Co. , Itiiiialo N. i. ni I Illii'-'i He'ds. 1'lef.h Worms , cm-fit by MuB'r i "tnph'il"nfriap.'ic.byinalf. rllTin DO " ' . ' . rilllUluuM'limdfii..IlutliibN. y. WEAKlj | | IEr"ilrlor > i/mhfiii ir. rviil xl. t . I win . ikl a n li"VirfrliwT ' | ? d ) ' 4 full ( XutlcuiuM ( ur hoiu ; vurr , fr v c ( i F > 0. FOWLER , Mootiugt Oonn < / - v'