' ' ' , . . . . " . . I'HE OMAHA PAH7Y BEE t SUNDAY JULY 1 , 188S.-SIXTEEN PAGES. . 13 ft ' I * * > * * * * IMB * B * * ll * * * * * lglB > * * * * * > * " * B * * * a * * * * * * * > * BB * l ' * * ' l MI * * " ' _ _ _ . . _ * - i SlaniarilBearfip of.the . - . ' Party , 1 iVShort Non-Polltlcnl Sketch of tlio CnmlUlntcs of the Jtc | > til > llcnn kf and Democratic Parties. Iho Cnntltdnor of an OmaliN Atnn , Now that the convention otbnth srcat polltl tal paitlc * Imvo been held and we hnvo the Citn rtldates , the political pot will be bollliii ; until next November. Nearly titty years ago the jriui < l father of the present republican candidate vns elected preslduut nnd held omco one month , living In ollico at the end ot that time , The prc- Bent Mr. Harrison Is n man well known to the ieop lo of the U nltcd States , being what Is termed n ficlt mndoinnn.born la the liumlilo walks ot llfo helias , by his untiring energy and uimn- Jiroachablolntogrlty.rl'sento the top of tlio lad- ilerof fame. The candidate for vlco president on lUo republican ticket Is also a well known taiui. iiavlnuuoon In public Ufa for n long timo. Ot the randldates ot the democratic party Mr , Cleve land has been president for nearly four years nud It Is unnecessary to say anything of him nt no 1 * well known , ni li also Mr. TUarnian , who liasbeoU In public life for n long tliai1 , having ncenti United States senator for ono term and lield numerous olllrcs. There la yetanothcrciui- illdato of nhom wo wish to nponk , ono who U not nearly no well known ai the four mentioned nliovo , lint who patsod through his tortn as a ramlhmto and It now a happy man. The gent leman lu quudtlou la ! ( i cnAiit.ns CAnu.soN 811 PAIINAM STIIEKT , b stone ninHon la the employ of Judo | Jlnskoll' Mr. Carlson has becm a ro.slduut of Uiimlm for nhotitonn year , and prior to that time wns a n-- Hldcnt of Iowa , and for about HX months past lmdiiHouti [ uxpurolnco which wo will glvo lu Lli own wnv. Lust fall 1 caught a severe cold , which bothered - erod mo a great dual , causing mo to cough continually , until at last I commenced to rulso lar o ( jiiautltlos of blood at every coughing spoil. 1 felt tired , drowsy , mid dvprosscil iu Mplrltn ; BOOH mv bruuthlng boriimo nhort and my chest would Homctlmes foul iw It It was hound tight tjy sotnlithlnt ; . 1 would go to sloop us usual , when I would wako up with wheo/lng. \vonld 1) in bed nnd open th < " windows , and with my month wldo open gasp for bruath. I would often snooze and run ul thu iioo : my fare would liecomo very red , my nyos prominent , and the por.splratlon break out nil over my body : my lirea-thlng vrould be abort jerking , nnd could be lieard all over th room ; my rent uud hands vrottld lie cold , and I of fen felt us If I would never comooutof It. Sometimes tliea spellsttoiild only last u fmv mlnuten , nt other times perhaps nn hour or more , When \\ould 1 begin to cough tlio tightness would let up , especially after 1 had trxlsed milto a quantity ofvoiy tenacious mucus. 1 consulted qulto a numbur of nliyMcUiis , who only gave me temporary roller. I had olten reiulUrMcUoy'ti testimonials in thndiiily papers , IJUt v us somewhat Hkeptlcal. At last Idocldi-d to go nnd see him. lie examined mo thorough ly , nnd told ino 1 had tlm asthma : mild he could lienellt me , anil I started treating ivltli him. U'h b was early in May. Ills treatment relieved in at onro. 1 had no icveie jp > > lta iiftrrtheilrxt treatment , and for sometime now have no ! luul n H.vmptom of my former trouble , donotwheive or cough at nil , and feel that I am cured even niter ono month' * treatment I felt all right , but decided to take another month to bo positive of u r.idkal cure. 1 can cheerfully rommnipnd Dr. McCoy , as ho lias cured mo , and 1 km wet plenty of persons Iliut he Is treating who are improving wonderfully - fully nnd i apidly. Tlio nfth candidate mentioned ubovcjs Mr. rail on , who has been a candidate for health lind has been very win cohstul In his cundldac y. Jlr. Carlson , whose portrait graces the column nbnve , resides at No , Mil Karnam street , und is willing to eon oborato this statement to any ono doubting It , who will address or call on him there. TWENTV-ONH QUKST1ONS. A Few Symptoms of Disease That May I'ruvo ticrluiiH to Von. Do you have frequent fits of mental depression sion/ sionDo you experience ringing or buzzing nol&es la your ears/ Uo you feel us though you must tutfocato Vhen lying down/ Aru you troubled \\lthahactlng rough and Ronorul debility ? Ate y < ir ejos generally weak and watery and frequently inllamed Doe.- , your voiru have a husk , thick sound and \ \ nasal sort of twang/ Is jour breath frequently offensive fiomsome umiccnuntublo < uiibo/ Haveyou a dull , oppressive headache , gener- Illlv located ever the eyes'/ Do you hao to hawk anil eougti frequently In llio ellect to clear your throat/ Are you losing your sense of smell und Is your tense of lasto becoming dulled'/ P Does your no > o always fi-el stopped up , fore- 41 tt Jng you to breathe through your muuih. ' Do you fri'iiuontlv feel dizzy , patticuluily Vben stooping to pick anything on" the lloor/ Ijocs every little draft ot air and every slight rhungo of leinperntt.ru glvo you n cold. ' Are > ou annoyed by a constant desire to hawk l\nd spit out nn endless quantity of plileym/ Do you rise from bed as tired and weak u.s yon M'ei'H the night before and feel u.i though you % vnnted to lie thoto forever/ IH your throat tilled with phlegm In the morn- Jni ? , which ciin only bo dlsciiurged utter violent coughing and hawKlng and spitting'/ Do you occasionally wiikn trom u troubled Sleep with u start nnd luel ns if you hud just OHcnpod uhorrlbln death by choking. ' Have you lost nil Intercnt In your calling or business or former pleasures , all ambition gone , nnd do yon feel Indllleientliethurtoiuorrow Jltidh you ullve or dead I Ar you troubled with n discharge from the lieiid into the throat , sometimes watery and et- cesblve. Mjinetlnios mucus , thick , ntliklng to \vlmte > er it touches , -oiiu'ilniei bloody , ami nearly always putrid nnd cllenMve/ The above are home of the many symptoms of catarrh mid the hi-glnnlng of lung trouble- . . Not one ciihi ) in n hnniliedlllhaveallofthein , but rvery ono ullected will Imvo u few or inainy of them. Thogieaturor more serious jour symp toms , the more denguruus your condition. Tins class of UUoiiKO Is treated very Hurcfittully by Dr. MftViy or hln iiM > uclataa 'Ihe many eattM re ported through the columns of thu daily papers proves this , and each Ht lit eim-nt published is sul > - nt'UH'lull > thi tiamuudglVfiiliylfioputli'lltcurid. Dr. Jlfi'ojtxml his nsMjciuHH unt no nuciet nos trums , lint i uut .iN".i-i < by tlu-lr t-KIUful combi nation of the lji-t Known remedies , applied in the moit apjuo.fii inannor , and by using the latest miiliH'i.t Ululily IPC iinmundt'd uppll.mcos known to itie pmf .nfmi. They tlmsproducero- r nitil 8t hpi-uk f.ii thi'insi'lres in the many pa- tk-nt.si iiivil. . .tiul'a Miru our readers that .he-e rmtran'phjktiliKiH IUMJ achieved a BIICCCMI in cu ins diseiiMi which few or no othoi doctors cuu duplicate HOCTOIl J. CRESAP IcCOY , Laic of Belleyiic Htspital New York , HAS OlTlt'KS No. 31O and 311 Bnnitro Building , Corner lilt iMvth ftti.t Herney sis , Omaha , Neb. , u hro till ci'iuti'e mMMiiiotreatuil tt "U Mlccius. Mudlcnl ) . . " . < b irJUted nkir.fuHy. I'onsump- tlon , llrlglit s-l s as , i'Mii.-.i . , lihoiimutUm , uuil all MUHI : . - . ) ! . - P. . V I'-S. .U ! ilisi'.ivs pu- rullur to t o WMM a Mjociu'ty. ' I'ATAHHll Ul'ltUI ) . CO.NSl'I.T.TIU.N1 at oillcoor bv mall , } 1. OU'ca hours H to J | u. m , iito t p. in , . 7 to Bp , 111 , Mimiay ollli'o hoiir from ' . ' A. m , to 1 p. in. ( 'oi'i'e > t" > nde ee I * celvo prompt uttumlmi. HUvdlMUsfi ur1 tnati-d bUcceM-fully by Or , , ' thruuili tint mail * , und It ! > thus pot > iblt lortha-o unable to make : > journey to olitult illiSWII. UOSl'ITAL THU.VTMKNT AT . , ' . . . No letteis unsvvmd uulius accompanied by It All i.iuU UouUl bo uiltlraaed to Dr. J. Uuoius . 'IU uud UU , Ittuugu MUSICAL AKDDRAMATIC , Qosslp of Plays , Play-AotQrs , and Play-Mqkors. MAQG1E MITCHELL'S FANCHON. A Conducive Mnnnjjer A Jajancso Theater The Theatrical ICIss A Crushed Tragedian Stage Palls. At n Japanese 'Jlicntor. The curtain went up and the curtain went down , writes Ruhnmab to the St. Louis Globe-Democrat from Yokohama , relating her experience at a Japanese play , or rather it was drawn aside and closed again , in obedience to thumps on the planking of the stage in French stylo. The revolving stage went around nnd around , and men and women , nnd palanquins came down the raised alslo through the audience that sorvcs as stage entrance for the artists. There were funny scones where a spy under a tea house lloor gets drenched with water , but finally clutches the end of the long-rolled scroll of n letter as it dropped from the hand ot a drunken reader. Another time the spy appar ently starts ort in a kago , but nt the llrst rest puts a heavy stone in his place and draws the curtains. The bearers trudge oil with the burden , accldently drop the kago , and after profile and humble apologies , draw the curtain to see why the occupant makes no sound or protest , and discover the stone. The audicnco was as great a study as the scenes on the stage , and when the action dragged and two priests or two citizens sat alone in a plain setting and talked interminably , the men , women , children and bablea in the audience were most entertaining. Their lunch boxes were brought them at noon , the play beginning at 10:30 : in the morning ; a second meal was served between a and 1 o'clock , and at 8 they were fortified for the tragic linalo by more boxes of rice and chop-stick shreds of fish , meat , and unknown things. Tea pots and trays of sweetmeats wore going all the time , and when the curtain was drawn upon a scene there was a scurrying of waiters to the boxes , and all the chil dren climbed upon the narrow board aisles and run nliout the theater , romp ing even on the stage itself. The for eigners in the gallery boxes ate at about the same hours and quite as continually , and although nothing could sound more fatiguing than sitting throueh a ton- hour play , none of us loft until the last act was over. Tlio Tlic.iti-lc.il It is curious how fast the sentimental scorns to bo dying out ot human nature. Watch the audience at a play. Time was that when the hero kissed the her oine the audience would fool a subdued sentimental excitement , and when they rushed into one another's arms a wild rush of applaubo would greet the meeting. Now it is as much us the situation is worth for a man to put his arms around and kiss a woman on the stage. Kveu the beautiful Mrs. Lang- try , when she laid her head down on hoi- dear Algy's sholdcr in "As in a Looking Glass , " was met with a smile from the dross circle and a little "cheep" from upstairs. Mrs. Potter got plenty of laughter and smiles for her love making , but it is a general kind of a fooling , and is growing so fast that oven Sarah , the divine , herself would bo liable to awaken a gentle snicker. " I am told , however , that this change , however , is merely a phase of public feeling. The old business is still as popular as over in private so- cioty. They say it can not bo improved upon. What do you think ? HIHolioll Dreads "Kan- olihin. " I was talking to n member of Maggie Mitchell's company the other day , says a writer in the New York ( Jraphie. and he says that the way that little lady dreads a performance of "Fachon" is pitiful. It is still the piece she has to rely ou to make her money ; she scarcely expects to more than keep oven while playing other things , bo bent are every body oa waiting to see her Kanchon. She' has boon before the public in that twenty-six years she tolls it herself and her houses are still crowded for that performance. Once on the stngo , oneo in the lirst scene , she .says that for the time being all tastes vanishes , and she is simply Fanchon , as she has boon with intervals for robt and re freshment all these years. But be fore she trees on her loathing of the part really makes her ill , and it in creases with each successive perform- unco. In the day all the company un- dorstnnds that she does not want to hcai it spoken of , or , above all , she can't be induced to hear the music of the famous "Shadow Dance" hummed. She halts the sight of lithographs or bills of her self in the part. A Coniliiclvn I > Iaiiiunr. : Benedict , the minstrel , said rocentlj to u writer in the Now York Clipper ; "People got funny ideas about miiibtroh blacking up , but the biggobt crank 1 over came across was in a new town in Kansas. 'Iho manager was much newoi than the town. Ho had never had n minstrel company in his house before ) , nnd while wo were getting ready for the parade ho came to mo and , calling mo njjdc , inquired : 'Say , when you give a minbtrol show do the stnyo hands black uii , too ? ' 'They do , ' said I to the jay , 'when the manager understands his business. It gives a harmonious ottuct to everything and is conducive ol success. ' I learned afterward that , lie dropped into an ollleo of an editor and found the dollnition of the word conduc ive and used it in the next announce ment for his hall. Hu called it tliu ( jrand Academy of Music , though. That night after wo went on the stage wo found all the bcono bhiftors blacked up , and I thought the boys would spoil the whole thing by laughing , but the immediate prosoneo of the slago hands put us in treed humor , for everything wont with u.ost. . Next morning the local manager bade us adieu at the de pot , and n.s ho shook hands ho said ; C'omo again , gentlemen , 1 will make everything as conducive as possible , oven if I have to black up my&olf. ' " A Criislisil The fun which began with Dr. Lan- h'b appearance at Industrial hull re cently , bays the Philadelphia Inquirer , came near having a serious ending be fore the close of the performance. The audience had been pelting the "actor' witli oranges , paper lulls , and hum bandwichos. .lustboforo the close ol the act Landis btrodo down to the foot lights and managed to malic himsoll ht'itrd long enough to oiler a reward ol J o for any ono detected in the act ol throwing vegetables on the btage. Just as ho bteijcd back a decayed orange came whizzing through the air am ! btruck him on the tip of the no.-o , Witli a wild yell ho gei/ud a wino bottle and flourished it in his hand. This had nt otToct on the nudiencu , and lie wag greeted with another fusillade of sand wiches , ' Lundls , enraged at the treat' mont ho was receiving , throw the bottle tle into the corner of the right gallary , which was crowded with men and boys , Ono man dodged and just o.scapod being lilt on the head with the bottle , ' which " wumA > - * struck ngftlnst the wall nnd smashed In i thousand pioces. This incident put n sudden end to the pcrlormanco. The audipnco guyed the aetors'nnd the play from Ihet time tho'eurtiln first went tip until its fl.uvl , sudden tall. About StaRf ValH. "Want to know how wo fall ? " said .ho beautiful , graceful woman to a. New York Sun reporter recently. ' 'Why , sco , this way. First yoiir knee , and then your hip , and then your shoulder , and you are down ; " and the graceful Uguro was prone on the carpet with jut-stretched arms. Every fold of her lace drapery in the prettiest possible place , not an inch of her ankle or gleam 3t her snowy skirts was visible , and the [ ailing had boon as noiseless and grace ful as : v butterfly's dip nnd swoop down to the heart of a roso. Then , with a supple grace and quick , agile spring , she was on her feet in n second. "In this way sideways , you sec ; " nnd with a dip and curve , and swoop of the laeo draperies down she floated as swift and noiseless as n swallow's downward sweep , and she lay appar ently lifeless , with her face hlddon. Another little spring and she floated backward into n chair so limp and faint that oven the smile on her lips hardly reassured vou Hint it wasn't un actual sudden faintnoss. "Wo are taught in the schools , and practice on a rug at homo at first , you known ; and of course wo got many brulhos while learning. Wo fall first to the knee , and then to the hip , the shoulder , nnd down. Of course wo do this very slowly at first and awkwardly , but we do it over and over again until ono fall blonds Into the other so com pletely that you cannot distinguish it. Oh , yes , it is hard at first , but all there is to il is to take nil the will out of your body and collapse. " AIUSICAIj ANI > DIIAJ pit Is now staled that Frank Mtyo will In all probability play the leads with .Julia Mar lowe. Theresa Vautjhan thinks of coing into comic opera phenomenal face , figure , con tralto voice and all. Mrs. LiuiRtry is enjoying hcrsolf In driv ing around Now York and promenading : on fifth avenue with Freddie Oobhard. II. Uliler HnpRiird's " .loss" has tlnally boon adapted for the stiiKi , and Aimco Ilecat will experiment with it next Reason. Minalo Hank aad Clara Louise Kcllojjp will bo the pritno donno of the Straltosrh opera company next season , singing alternate tiiRhts. Miss Fanny Davenport returns east in August , nnd will rest for six weeks at Canton , 1'n. , before opening : her season iu October. The lady who wrote ' 'Loyal Lovo" for Mrs. Potter is dead. She was the daughter of Philip Harwood , late editor of the Satur day Ueview. There is no truth in the report that .futmu schek will retire from the stage the coming season. Her farewell tour will not bo an nounced for several years. Louise Tliormlyke is to open a school of elocution in New York. Her husband. Dion Houelcault , will bo at the Madison Square Theater School of Acting. Charles Alfred Byrne lias completed his comic opera , "Castles In the Air , ' 'which Ed ward Effulgent Hice will bring out this fall. Gus Kcrker has completed two acts of the music. Miss ICato Claxtoa will occupy the Hljou opera house , Now York , for the entire month of August , producing a now play , the adaptation of which has just been com pleted. /Cello do Lussan and Pauline L'Allmnand will bo the leading sopranos of the lloston Ideals next season. Mile , de Lussan will ap pear as Carmen with Augustus Harris' com pany at Co vent Garden about .luly 1. Dion Uoucioault is writing dramatic criti cisms and other thinirs for the Now York Herald. He will wait u short time befoie writing about a new play , will nay for hi seats , and altogether comport himself in a model critical fashion. i Marie \YninrIght was the original Josnphf no in the lirst production of "Pumforo" given in this countrv at the Hoston muicum. Amy Ames was her understudy , and afterward played the part during this tour of the sanis company throughout New England. Maurice Uurryinorc-'s burlesque on "Dr. Jckyll and Mr. Hyde" will probably bo HCOII the coming season. A patient's life is saved by the transfusion of blood from the arm of a drunkard , the result of the operation being that the patient acquires o bibulous desire and gets drunk every day , and , being a cler gyman , his antics astonish his Hock. Keller , the wonderful his eharmiiig wife , expect to sail for Kurope about July ? . They will return on September 1 , and the regular season will open September 10 , at St. John's N. U. ICellor done the wonderful "Cremation" act for the first time in this country at the Boston Museum on last Wednesday. Ho has been at , work on the act for six months , and the necessary aparatus alone coat over $1,000. Keller is the inventor , and it was the first time "Tho Cremation" lias over been seen on any stage. Tlicy Hrolco Him In. A verdant young man visited an Aus tin ( Texas ) express oilice the other day and inquired if they wanted n man to run us incbsengor on the railrod , says the Texas Sittings. Tlio boys hadn't much to do that day , and they conclud ed to have a little fun with the rustic. They biiid they were looking for the right kind of a man lo put in charge of an express car on a new line that had just boon opened through a very dan gerous p-'rt Texas , but that they must first test his Illness for the position. They wanted to know svhcther ho had the necessary nerve to withstand the shock of a collision or to resist train robbers. Ho &aid ho believed ho had the nerve , but they might test him iu any way they thought proper. Thou they put him into a crockery crate with a lot of stone coal , and -itovo plate , coupling irons , broken railroad lamps , and water coolers , and rolled him down blair into tlio cellar. This , they told him. was to see how ho would behave when Hopped down an ombnnk- mont in an express car. Ho stood the Hop very well , considering that ho was a green hand at railroading. As he wns endeavoring to crawl out , they dropped a box of m rchandiso marked " lla ! s hnndlo with care , " down through a hatchway on top of him ; and during the confusion incident to disencumbering himself of the de bris , four masked mnn jumped on him with ulungshots , and then bound nnd gagged him , pistols being discharged in close proximity to his head , meanwhile. Then they chucked him into an empty collin-box , stood him on his head and yelled " Fire ! " An explosion of dynamite immedi ately followed , which blc v the box open and drove the would-bo messenger through a two-inch partition. When they dug him out ho nppoared to have crown twenty years older during the civil service examination. Ho said lie know it was a hard life running express messenger on a Texas railroad , but ho had no iuen that it was as rough as that. Ho added that ho didn't think his parents would like him to follow it , and if they could Hud some man to make the trip in his place ho would prefer to consider himself discharged. They lot him oil reluctantly , assuring him that his qualifications were first- class. Ho was next soon inquiring hib way to the nearest powder mill. Ho said if ho must work out ho preferred u situation where ho would bo safer than in an expresscar. . The plasterers' laborers of Toronto , Ont. , have lost their stribo for an advance of 2V cents an hour. They will work another year at the old wages. Acid I'lioptiutu l''or Siiustroki ) . It Itcliovc ? tlio Prostration anil Ner vous Derangement. NATIONAL CAPITAL' GOSSIP , How the DliToront Senators Handle Their Callers. DANIEL'3 - DAILY RECEPTIONS. Kntcrprlslns ; Prtgps nntl their Hcliciues The Schoolina'nma and the l''orgeii Signatures The Autograph rcvcr , Among the various duties wbieh fall to the lot of a member of congress few are more annoying than the custom re quiring him to receive each constituent who may happen to find his way to the national capitol. Added to these nro the calls of lobyists , pension-seekers and newspaper correspondents. In the senate all visitors nrc sent to the lobby door which opens upon the reception room , where a number of messengers are stationed to deliver the cards to the respective senators. Ifho wishes to sco the caller ho invites him into the marblcroom , which opens oil from the lobby and is used as a private reception room. Hero the visitor wails and waits nnd 11 nally obtains his interview after the senator suddenly recollects that somebody wanted to sue him. Dl > ut an nudionco is not given lo every oito. There is a rule that no cards arc lo bo sent into the senate during the the morning hour or befoie 2 o'clock. ( Exceptions to this are only made at the renuest of each senator , and therefore quite a crowd of visitors collect after thai time. Of course the senators from the surrounding states nro nil called upon the most. .Senator Gorman , of Maryland , has from ton to twenty callers ' ers iluilv. Those vary from porso'nal or political friends to olileo-scokers , sub scription ngcnts and pensionerA ) great many are negroes who think that their senator can give employment lo any number of persons. I\rext in the number of visitors is Senator Daniel , of Virginia. He being a crinplo , has made it a rule to see no one until ! ! o'clock , and consequently has from eight lo twelve people waiting for him at that time. Ho usually invites all into the marblo-rooni and coming out , holds a daily reception which sometimes continues for over an hour. Many senators , however , posi tively refiibo to see importunate callers. Many and various are the excuses sent out. For the mosL part they are "ex- ceodinsrly busy" ' or "engaged for the present. " Some answer that they can not see them , but the greater number invent roulies for such occasions. A few will move into the next chair and reply that they uro not in their bents. Wade Hampton invariably bays that the roll is being called and that it is necessary for him to answer it. Of late , all the presidential candidates have been very courteous , granting audience to who ever might'ask ' for them. Tlio object of these calls differ widely , but for thofino3t part , some olllce is ile- aircd. At present the democratic mem bers are the ones so troubled as those requests follow the administration. Book agents are numerous , and at the same time' , the number of pension agents and pension seekers surpasses them. Those last mentioned usually send cards to one senator after another with the purpose to interview the entire Minnie. While all condemn this sys tem they dare not ubolish it for the rea son that important things are often at tended to in this manner. Besides this , us each hns his cjo open for a reelection tion , it would bo political destruction to refuse to shake hands and entertain his constituents. * The pages in tlio house and senate spend moat of llioir spare time in pick ing up odd jobs by which their earnings may bo increased. They accept tips' from people whom they take lo various places in the capitol without any pangs of conscience. On one occasion , an elderly gentleman administered quite a faormon to one of Iho pages who had ac cepted money for showing a party nboul the. building. The oung man replied , unabashed : ' 'If I wanted morals , I would have stayed at homo. I came here for money alid I am going to take every red cent I can get. " This litlle speech entirely silenced the would-bo moralist. Of late , these boys have boon making up sots of the different tarilT speeches delivered in both bouses. They go to each member and ask for several of his speeches. Wlion obtained , they are ar ranged according to their sequence and the complete > ct is sold to some liberal member. The pages often obtain from five to ton dollars for their work and frequently much larger sums are given by the wealthier men. Among other schemes , collections of auto graphs bring quite an amount to llieso boys. A largo book is bought and lilleci with the .signatures of of all the prominonl olllcialsbeginning with tlio president and hU wife , and in cluding those of the cabinet , supreme court , senate , and leading members of tlio house. As a novelty , one of the senators recently hud a photograph album lilled witli the photographs of liis colleagues , and had each one's auto graph placed beneath his picture. This took so well Unit the enterprising pugo now lias orders for several more. # * - Speaking of autographs brings to mind a good story told by ono of the messengers. Kvorvono who lias over received a public document knows that in order to nave postage Iho olliciul'n mime is written in ono corner ot the 011- volope to servo as n frank. Jn sending out thousands ! of speeches the writing of this is delegated to Mime clerk , though at Iho present time fne-siimlo rubber stamps arc inoitly used. Ono day there was a convention of luaehor.s hold in Washington , and borne of the delegates , in taking in the capitol , stopped into the conunitteo-room of a very prominent senator. In ono cornur were largo piles of franked speeches while the messenger sat at the table ad dressing olhom. The inloUigonlscliool- ma'ams iminedintoly soi/.od a number of Iho envelopes and cut oul the nanio written at the top. After several had carried away these momonloos , ihomus- songor remarked thai there was no UFO of destroying the or valopcs , and that ho would write soirto for them upon u sheet of pnpor. Tlio teachers quictlyjilropped them and retired , sayinjr that it was a fraud to bond out speeches with forged signatures. V. 11. 1)111 Nyu on Post masters. If a quiet , unobtruaivo guniloman , who is perfectly willing to sit still for half a day and lot other people do tlio talking , would hang around Iho corridors riders of the general postofllco and ru- member what ho hears ho could write quite a piece about it for the papers. Having been u postmaster myself , I naturally hang around tlio general de livery yet. and love the llayor of a Hostage stamp us well as I ever did. The stolen glance at a postal card ud- dresscd to some one else &ends u thrill the entire latigth of my spine , and to bo able to make change with one hand , jerk u canceling itamp with thu other , ami at the sauiu tim ; with a glorious being through the window while drawing a'salary , ! regard as 'a piiin.-ulo of success up-which any American bpy may not .bo nshnmcd to porspiro. I can easily recall the time when Horace Orpcloy nnd the p-istmas- ters wliocanva cl ( 'for'hit paper had. practically fenced in the Unlte.il States , nnd nt that time 1 would no more- have dared , to offend n poslmaslcr than I' would now go up lo Colonel Ingersoll nnd arose his jealousy bv crilielsing bis works while heartily 'praising Iho works of God. Tlio New York poslouleo Is a largo , dignified building , situated right where the roads fork , being Iho place where you turn oT ! to the right from the main traveled road in order to get to the bridge. Ills used partly for a postotnce nnd partly for n court house , so thai ono end of Iho building practically pays the expenses of the oilier cud. A self-sup porting po-itofllco and court house hero , where competition is hot and runts high , would naturally show thai limes arc gooil and money plenty. Mail comes hor'o from all foreign countries and Kuropo also. It is ills- Iributod nt once , and ono is permitted to mail a loiter at any time , day or night. It's wonderful. In tall build ings now there is an arrangement bv which ono may shoot his letters into "a runway or Hume , and they will bo car ried into a IT. S. mailbox on the ground lloor , where a trusty young man In a speckled straw helmet comes and tills his vali o with thorn , after which ho carries them to the postolllco and per sonally uses his inlluonce wilh Iho posl- musler to have thorn sent away by Iho early train. I stood near the mail box at the bot- lom of Iho chulo in Iho Standard oil building the other day , and though I remained Ihcro only ien or llfloen min utes I counted forty-nine letters as they were laid , ono by ono , hot from the cackling typewriters above , and all no doubt reeking with the bloody and slartling statement , coming like a peal of thunder from an unpeeled sky : "Dear Sir Your esteemed favor of the th inst. ( or ull. or prox. ) Is before me. In reply would say , " etc. There's just about as much use In this opening us there would ho in stating Uial "Wo take our pen in hand , " or iu opening a prayer by reading the minutes of the previous mooting. I hate lo speak of the appoinlmcnls made from time to time in thu New York postolllce , for I know thai I shall arouse some hoslility , as 1 inlond lo talk plainly. Prom what I can learn they are nol conducive to Iho best In- leresls of Iho community. This is a pretty severe thing to say , but , it is time that the people and the president and the postmaster general know about il. Harsh critics will claim that I say this because I want the postolllco here my self , but such is not the case. I have been surfeited with oflleial position. The sitrhtof a public ollico , regarded as n public trust , makes me ill. I wouldn't bo shut up in that hot old Now York poslotlii'c from " : " > ( ) in tlio morning lill 10 o'clock at nSghl as Poslmastcr Pear son is , when I can frolic around over the green sward all day with Ked Shirt and Poor Dog aud _ Rooky Bear and Slonebruisn and Brainfag , and all these other tragedians oven at a high salary. So I am not speaking from selfish mo tives when I say that the appointments referred to are not what wo taxpayers of New York could wish. I can imagine Iho look of pain and deep anguish which will pass over the president's chubby face tliis morning as ho asks his wife to please pass the molasses and at Iho same time runs his eye. thoughtfully down this column to see if I am .still friendly. I know that it will cause pain in bosoms that have been heretofore pain less. But what am I hero for ? If 1 clos-c my eyes to these things people will stop the paper and say , "Away with such nn Archimcdinn lover as that ! " will "Tush ! " and They then say go away. 1 was standing in the lower main corridor rider of the general postotiico on Friday lust , between the mailing-bole for let ters going to Peekaboo , Arizona , nnd the main pillar which supports the southwest corner of the money-order de partment , when a young woman , who must bo a resident of our town , though 1 had never soon her before to my knowledge , came in and looked out upon the surging thronir which was at that time in the act of surging to and fro on the busy street. She was not ever thirty-nine years old , but 1 fancied she had been away from home a great deal , and was in fact , no doubt , so at the time. Her hair was speckled here and there with silver , ull save a bright new growlh of hair which was held in place by hair-pins and seemed lo grow rank est on the oil side. As I looked at her the thought came to me : "She is alone in a great city. Her parcnls may have been wrenched from her. Shall I loll her that her hat is not on straight , and Ihoroby get myself arrested , or shall I open the converintionjby asking her if she ever experienced that tired feeling referred to in the advertising columns of the elevated railroad ? " .lust then a man about town came in , and with a roguish twinkle of tlio eye said : "Ah , there ! " The remark did nol seem so prcgnanl witli thought as some statements 1 have hoard made , and vet it ntlractcd atten tion. I might have said that myself , but f am not a man about town , and I am not ready that way. It was n re mark which < lid not compromise him in the least. Ho could have boon a candi date for the presidency , and yol a stalo- mcnlof that kind , if it got into the papers , would not cut him off from the labor vote. Tlio young woman turned with a glad Hinilo of recfijTiiitioii , I thought , and IT 11 What fi lot of really useful articles can bo bought for the small sum of FIVK CINTS : hi each and all of our depart ments. It is no use trying to omimeralo these , as our space is limited , and every word counts. MONDAY HORNING We Will Have a PEOiHL SAL -or- This is only ono of the many bargains offered. It will pay you to give us a call before buying elsewhere. Our Store is Painted Red I509 FARNAM STREET , then they fell u-lnlUing. I could nol hear all Ihcy said , bul gathered that , as soon as she had her dishes done up , it was the undcrslnnding thai they were to meet nnd slroll beneath the over-winking stars. And so , withoul llio knowledge or coii&ont of llioir parents , and right there almost in the midst of n tumultuous throng , they made an appointment to meet , socially , nt the northwest corner of Union Square and converse Pome more. And that is the reason why I say Unit , whether the president knows about il or nol , some of Ibcso New York post- ollico appointments are not a credit to either party. BILL KYE. She Would He Seated. A few days ago as a Hidgo road ear was coming up Lake avenue the driver stopped on being signaled by a young man on u eroaHiiig not far from Driving Park avenue , BII.VH the Houheslor ( N. Y. ) Democrat. The young man was accompanied by a rather pretty young woman who was drcisud in a light , airy summer attire , and carried a fancy , colored sun parasol. The young man jumped aboard Iho car lirst , and rushed inside , securing the only neat vacant , leaving the young woman lo follow as bosl hlie could. Of course everyone ex pected that ho would give up his fccnt lo his lady , bul ho did not do so , and she , after standing a while , holding on to a strap , condludcd to have a scat anyway , and without a word of warning plumped down on the lap of her escort , saying as she did so : "I'm as tirud as you tire , darling , and you will Imvo to hold me until 1 get a seat. " IIu gave a grunt of the hog kind , and told her in plain English that "sho could stand or sil on Iho lloor for all ho cured , but he wouldn't hold her. " At this several male occupants of the car oll'orcd their seats to Iho young wo man , hut she declined their oiler and said : "He's as able to hold mo now as FIZZ ! BANG ! ! fi ( Jrnntl CcUbraUon of Iho 4th of The 99 tot Store . < 1209 Farnam St Fine Works , Fluffs , Lnttterns nnd cot * obrnttou goods nt our low niu\ popular prices. 7 pucks Fire Crnckors for U5o. Torpedoes , 2e n pncknpo. 5o buys a Cup Pistol and 3 bovos caps. 60 , lOo , ioc ! , { Joe , 450 , COc to $1.00 buya iv peed assortment of flro works. Komnti ( Jiiiullus , Ic , Uo , Be , Co , Sc , 10 < J tooe each. Hockots , S2c , Gc , So , lOo , 15c , toCOo. Pin Wheels , lo , 2c , tfc , 60 , "o , lOc and nil other pieces t equally low prices. Goods nro fltst clnss and nil colored , Mail orders solicited. In our "every day soiling" depart * mouts wo offer seine extraordinary bar gains , cominenclnp to-morrow. TIN \VA1UO. Was never hoard of so cheap. Dippers , 5c , Sc , lOo. Covered Huckols , 5c , lOc , 15o to 25o. Tea Trays , 6c , lOo , 15o , JI5c to 45o. Children's Trays , 25oISo , 75o , Pudding Pans , f c , So , lOc , ISJo to 35c. Milk Pans , 8c , 6c , 8e , lOc , IL'o , 25c. Pie Pans , ! 5u each. i . . . Perforated Pie Pans , Sc. " * Dish Pans , lOo 15o. 20 s. no-tinned Rinsing Pans , 18c,23oto45 , ( Hreud Pans , 6c , lOo. Dust Pans , oe , 8c. Stew Pans. 5c. lOc , ISc to 2oc. Toa-kottles , 40o tofloe. ColTeo Pots , lOe , 15c , iMc to 05o. Dinner Uuckots. ISo , iMc to 4So. WIKB GOODS. Tea nnd Coifce Strainers , Gc and lOc. Howl Strainers , Bo and lOc. Wire Potato Mashers , Gc. Vegetable Strainers , lOc. Wire Uroitcrs , Gc , lOc , 16c. Wire Egi * Boaters , 5c. Rotary Action Egg Beaters , lOc. Spiral Wire "Ka v" Egg Ucnters.lOc. Wire Coffee Pot Stands , lOc. Wiie Sponge Hacks , lOc Pot Cleaners , fie , lOc , IGc. HOUSEHOLD HARDWARE. Tack Hammers , tic and lOc , Tack ? , best , 2c a paper. Hatchets , good quality , lOc. Screw Drivers , 5c and lOc. Padlocks , lOc. ShelflJrackets , Gc nnd lOc a pair. Mincing Knives , Gc and lOc. Table Knives and Forks , lOc a pair. Best Table Cutlery , 80c and OOc set. Monitor Lamp Stove , OOc each. Lemon Squcczeas , lOc. Tracing Wheels , lOc. Frying Pans , lOc , IGc and 25c. Ice Cream Frcezcis , ? 1.98to 4.05. Thousands of articles in these depart- incuts that we have no bpace to mention. WOODENWAR12 DEPARTMENT. Wood Spoons , Go. Chopping Bowls , lOc , 15e , 25o. Potato Mashers , Ge. Rolling Pins , 5 and lOo. Wash Boards , lOc , 15e , to 25o. Knife Boxes , lOc. Towel Racks , lOo , IGc nnd25o. 8-arm Towel Racks , Gc and lOc. Salt Boxes , lOc. Hat and Coat Hooks , Go and lOc. Clothes Horses , 48o , 7 lo to 99o. Pails , lite , IGc , ISc and 25o. Tubs , Me , 40c , fi'Jc ' to 85e. Cutting Tables , 99c each. Lap Boards OUo each. . Brooms , lOc , IGe to 25c. Croquet , 7oe. Soc and ! )9c. ) Scrub Brushes , Gcand lOo. Shoo Bnibhes , lOc , l" e and 2Gc. Whisk Brooms , lOe , IGc , 19o , 25c. Our usual natrons and visitors to th city will find it greatly to their interest to look through our mammoth stock. 99 CENT STORE , 1209 Farnam Street. Established 1 Years. ho was before wo wore married , and I will sit wlioro 1 am. " Tlio passengers were up to this time silently smotlior- ing their laughter , but tire last was too much for them , and ns one remarked "the car will bo thrown from the track unless wo slop laughing so hard. " Realizing the fact that ho was making a target of himself the young man rose hastily , nearly throwing his darling wife on the llpor , and imidu a rush for the door , saying as ho did so : "You take my seat ; I'll wall ; homo. " and loft the car. The wife was not dismayed in the least , but sat there quietly enjoying the fun as well as did the labsongors. IjAIiOK NOTES. There are "CO English speaking 1C. of Hi. longshoremen hi Montreal. There are 1'JSl eo-opcr.ttivo societies in Great Hritian , with u membership of 833,811. , At New Hriatin Conn. , bricklayers get $ i.r)0 ) for a nine-hour day , and the hod-carriers receive f'J.Su. The union taelc manufacturers have cut waves to thu non-union point. The season's prospcrls lire good. The Hod-Curlers Protective Association , of Norfolk , Va. , had a rousing time at its recent annual parade and demonstration. The Trades Assembly of Minneapolis , Minn. , has asked eity councils to compel all railroad companion to ubolish grade crossings by bridge or tunnel. The plumbers of Toronto , Ont. , have struck for weekly payments , an incruaso of 5 cents per hour. They also insist that apprentices must servo three yoar.s. About thirty of jtho > 1 10J Imvo boon granted the advance. The bosses Imvo caulcd to Kniduud for men. SPECIAL SALE , MONDAY , JULY 2nd. f All Ages -4 to 13 years , X , $1.60 , $1.75 , $2.00 , $2.25 , $2.50 , $3.00 Never has there been anything like this offer made in Omaha. Any person wishing to dross a boy with a good wearing suit for every day use , should not miss this opportunity. < jTjily 2nd , Speoia , ! Seule Toy DAYLIGHT CLOTHING STORE , J iS DKEWS SOUTHWEST QORNEH , 15TH ANlkt TOLAS STREETS , s9 '