r-Tfy / * -"if ry - f , Vw , " ' " * * 8 THE OMAHA DAILY BEE : THURSDAY , atAY 31. 188S. JONES' ' JUNE JUBILEE , The Month of Roses to Open With a Grand Banquet. Tlio Crcnins , Ncclnrs , Cnkcs nml Con- feet Ions Composed nf Juno Attlro for Gentlemen The Opening * on Frhlny. Ono of the most Rcnornl talked of events lit Omnbn for the past four wccUs hns been " .Tones' May Festival. " On street curs , la hotel lobbya mm on the street It wonderful tittrnctlons were 4 discussed and complimented. While the people were busy buy in p the bar gains the tireless proprietor was making masterly plans fora greater and grnnuor event to follow it which will culminate to-morrow in the opening of ' JONKS' JUNE JUBILEE which will be a sale extraordinary of fine clothing and furnishings at prices usually quoted for trash. Only now and desirable styles fresh from eastern factories will bo olTorcd and in every instance qualities will bo gutir- rnntced strictly as represented. Iho , Jones style of doing business is to tell the truth without exaggeration. An important feature of this sale will bo 150 FINEST TAILOR , MADE SUITS for dress and business , including the latest styles in Prince Albert's in light and dark colors of cassimcrs and wor steds suits the equal of which tailors would charge from $35.00 to $40.00 , all at $15.00 PER SUIT. In many instances these suits fits as wcllJl as if made to order , and will give the best satisfaction in wear. Choice of entire lot only $15- In two other lots will bo sold 100 fine all wool suits in light and dark colors. This season's choicest patterns. Every suit warranted to give satisfaction and trade , from all wool Scotch cheviots and fancy worsteds and finest grades of cas- Bimeros in two lots , at $7.60 niul $10 a suit. With every suit purchased on Friday a line light weight Derby hat . will bo given free of charge. One of the special bargains in this clothing will bo men's line silk finish mohair1 coats mid vests , in crown tan and cream colors , regular $5 garments , $2.9o. Men's strictly all wool finnst quality light weight Hummer pants , neat stripes and choice colors , worth $5 , at $3.50. Gents' llannollctto summer < ; oats and vests , neat patterns in stripcsandehccUs , nt the unprecedented price of 79c. Boys' strictly all-wool mid fast color > Cochoco llannel blouse suits , all colors , * ' plaited and sowed with sillt ; two lots , * worth $ -1 and 85 , and boys' ircnuino As- sabot cloth Norfolk areas suits , ages 4 to ,13 , regular ? 5 quality , entire lot at $3.60. Gents' line imported balb.rigsun underwear - wear , shirts with French necks , regular 75c grade atWe. . Gents' bnlbriggnn underwear , line gauge and cooil quality shirts and drawers , all sizes , worth GOc , at ItSc. Men's helmet hats , made of duck , and seersuckers , all colors , both soft nnd stitr , tops worth 75c , at 12oe. Boys' fancy cloth turban hats , worth 50c , and boys' fancy braid straw hats , worth 40c , ittSte. Gents' extra fine Gorman half hose , nil siv.es , stainless , durable and soft texture , 20c ; gents' scarf tics , made from the neatest patterns of fancy lawns , per do7.cn , only 2oc ; gents' fancy lawn folded tics , neat patterns , 12 for iJoc. Similar bargains in every department. Mail orders promptly filled and cxprchs- ngc prepaid on orders of $5.00 and up wards. L. O. Jones , American clothier , 1309 Fnrnam st. KNIGHTS OP Pl'TIIIAS. Union I'aolllo , "THE OVERLAND ROUTE , " ll faoll through tickets at one faro for the round trip , from points in Nebraska nntl Kansas to parties desiring to attend the meeting of tlio Supreme Lodge , Knights of Pythias , to bo held in Cin cinnati , Ohio , Juno 12th to 10th inelu- bivo. Tickets good going Juno 8th to 13th and returning Juno 13th to 10th in- clusivp , frith continuous passage only in each direction. DrinkMalto. . Stop ut the Glebe hotel. COWKOYS FOR A I > AY. Two Incipient llordur Heroes Re turned to Tliclr I'arrntH. Two young gentlemen who have yet to bo s' como older before they may throw oft p.ircn- ' tal restraint , drove into town Monday night f _ like incipient cowboys , trappers anil Indian fighters , such In fact a < 5 they had read of in the western novels , whlclj It seems long oecu- pled their attention. One of them wns loaded with a magazine and 1111 arsenal which would liavo bent the backbone of a mule. The other was ferocious with revolvers and dirks uiul 11 lasso , wliilo bath rode ponies which had been taken from their fathers' barns. They were bound for the far west , but thus far their inr.p has been laid out only to Fremont. Ono was named Elton Roberts nnd the other O. liarton of Louis , la. They stopped at the residence of E. Clayton , Twenty-seventh and 1'ierro streets , and Unit gentleman telegraphed their parents , who answered to notify tlio police and detain the runaways. Sergeant Mostyn responded and caught the youngsters early yesterday mornIng - Ing us they were about to mount to continue their jounjoy. Their parents were notillcd nnd the bcouts were conducted homo lust evening. Dr. McGrow. Rectal , urinary & priv ate diseases only. Room 5 , Barker bl'k. Shetland pony for sale by Gcorgo A. Kcolino , Council Blull'ti. * TO S/VI/r Li A UK AM ) 1UOTUU.V. The Union Pacific. "THE OVERLAND ROUTE , " \V111 sell tickets from all Kansas and Nobnibkn points for the special ex cursion to Salt Lake City and return , Juno Oth , at ono fare for the round trip. Tickets going good live days , and ro- turmng fifteen days , extreme limit thirty days. Stop-over privileges al lowed within these limits. Parlios do- fcirous of visiting Gurllold Beach , on Great Salt Lake , the famous watering place of the west , should improve the opportunity now offered. Hold Kor Ills Crime. W. Johnson , who is charged with the un natural crime upon llttlo Pr.mk Moollcr , was the last case before Judge Uorlca Tuesday afternoon. The fellow stood up with his right hand iu Ms pants pocket , while his left nervously fumbled an old blouch hat. Ho shifted hia weight uneasily from ono foot tote to the ether , but p.tid little attention to the reading of the charge against him. When naked whether ho wanted to bo examined , ho * 'Town up to burglarv , but I didn't do that other. I never did that in my lii'o. " There was no charge of burglary , nnd the hold "that other " to bo jirlsonor was on , ox- umincd at 8 o'clock Thursday afternoon. Johnson had anticipated a prosecution for theft. Ho was arrested by two private citi zens , 0 , E. Harrctt nnd lr , Jenkins , while in tlio room of the foimicr stealing u watch , and was taken by them to tlio central station , Jlu bus been identified by n lady as a man Wlio rapped ut the back door of tor liouso und on its being IpouO'J made an indecent exposure of his /orhon. This occurred but a few inluutos tcforobis capture. His appearance aimi > rf lit : description given by uirolhcr lady who had n similar experience the \lny before. Johnson tins been Identified by Mocllcr as his assailant , _ ; , Stop at the Glebe hotel. DKMOCHATS. Union 1'nclllc , "THE OVERLAND ROUTE , " Will sell through tickets to St. Louis , Mo. , to bartics desiring to attend the National Democratic Convention , to beheld held at that place , on Juno 6th , at ono faro for the round trip , from points in Nebraska and Kansas. Tickets going good Juno 2nd to 6th , inclusive , and re turning Juno Oth to llthinclusivogood for continuous passage only in each di rection. _ When yoincomo to Omaha stop nt the Glebe , the best located $2-a-day hotel in' town. Between 13th and 14th streets on Douglas. _ _ Drunk or Crazy Which ? OMAHA , May 23. To the Editor of the Bnn ; What Is the trouble with Mr. Fest- ncr's editor ! Is he habitually drunk , or has lie gone clean crazy ? Those who know him say that ho is n great "crank , " but of late ho has given symptoms of the jimams. ] For one , 1 want to know whether Mr , Fcstaer ex pects to Impose on the Germans of Omaha such n lotof swlllas that fellow li constantly pouring out through the columns of "thconlj German dally in Omaha , " as he calls It. Last week ho treated his patrons to a longwinded - winded lot of buncomb about the schools , and ho charged , point blanl : , that the present school board was elected by a combination between the schoolmn'ms of Omaha nnd E , Itosewatcr , and that a lot of soft Jobs were given out to people thiouRh this combine , nnd that they doiiothing but loaf around the streets. He nlso charges that lioscwatcr has always opposed Germans in the school board nnd the employment of any German la con nection with the schools. This Is such a plain pack of falsehoods that It is hardly worth while to notice the matter , because everybody knows to the contrary. I , for ono know that the editor of the LII ! : : nmilc n personal effort for Mr. Schmidt , president of the German club , when a vacancy occurred la the board last sum mer. mer.This demijohn cranlc charges' that Mr. Uosewator hat made a bargain with Joe Hodman to sell out Hoimro.l on condition that Redman should stop his agitation of Jefferson square as a location for the city hall. hall.He further makes out that the Bnn is op posed to any German in public employment. Such stulT Mr. Festnor's patrons arc getting sick nnd tired of. I can't conceive what this thing Scribbler is up to. Why don't ho go to somebody who knows something ubout this matter before ho opens his Jaw IA I Smoke Seidenberg's Figaro and get the best C-cont cigar in the world. Max Meyer & Co. , wholesale depot. HEl'UIUitOANS. Union I'acKlc. "THE OVERLAND ROUTE , " Will sell through tickets at rate of one fare for the round trip , from points in Nebraska and Kansas , to parties desir ing to attend tlio National Republican Convention to bo hold in Chicago Juno 10th. Tickets good going Juno ICth to lHh ! , and returning Juno 20th to 25lh inclusive , with continuous passage only in each direction. Stop at the Glebe hotel. I have opened my Woodruff granite quarries and can fill all orders of almost any dimensions. Rock can bo seen at stone yards of Win. Tyler. Lincoln , Neb. Tues Puicr : . Tjady School Hoard Candid utcs. Tea ladies met at the First M. E. church Tuesday afternoon to receive and correct the report of n committee appointed by the Woman's Suffrage association to select a numocr of Indies suitable for candidates as members of the board of education. The committee was composed of Rov. T. M. House , General Esterbook , Mrs. O. A. Joslyn , Mrs , Orphla Dinsmoro and Mrs. C. S. Montgomery. They failed to put in an appearance nt the appointed hour , and after a half hour of chatting the ten detailed two of their number to loolc up the delinquents. The committed reported the following ladies as eligible nnd available : Mrs. Alma E. Keith , Mrs. Eleanor Dailey , M. IX , Mrs. Orphia Ditismore , Mrs. Abbic Van Count nnd Mrs , Fannie AUa Walker , all of them tax payers. The Suffrage association decided to present these names to the political parties nominat ing candidates , with a request that tlio women be givOIi 0 representation by placing at least ono of the lu'C names above- upon their tickets. Failing to receive ti.t ! recog nition. the association proposes nominating an independent ticket of its own. The .State's Schools. A circular containing statistics In regard to the condition of the schools of the state , the number and kind of buildings , the tdach- crs employed , the indebtedness for the main taining of the schools and general facts about the educational machinery of the state , was received yesterday by Secretary Nut- tingcr of the board of trade. It contains the following : The total indebtedness for the state shows $ lr,29.ir.riU : ! ; the total monies In the hands of the county treasurer is f l9l.oriS.21. There nro CO ! ) sod houses , ill stone , lt > 3 brick , 3fi , > 4 frame and 100 log school houses. The vnluo of the school houses is shown to bo 3.1,551- S3S.tl ! ; school sites , $ lU:2a,4H.Sl : ) ) ; of books and apparatus , ? 170,7)8.10. Total resources for the year , $3lU.Ul4.b2 ! ; total expenditures , * ; iltiU.b'J. ( Paid to mala teachers , ? J05 , . 001.5:1 : ; female , ftMi'J , 174.34 ; paid for build ings , f7XtlUt. ( ) ( Amount on Oinalm Hoatmon , The Omaha Rowing association held their annual inectingTuosday evening in theOmahu Savings bank and elected the following board of directors : 1 . II. Allen , president ; W. L. Morris , vice president ; II. 13. Hudson , secre tary ; Charles L. Dcnell , treasurer. These , together with Messrs Fall-child of the Kquit- abloTiust company and White of Gcorgo A. Hnaglands and Colonel J. C , Sharp , con stitute the bourd of directors for the ensuing year. Guy U. Doano was unanimously ro- clected president. The season opened nt LakelManawn yesterday . A largo delegation from the club were present. ThH powder nevrrvAUes. AtnarNelef tinrl- ly , ktrftiifili rtiulihoU > hoinfii . Moio.econoiii. lc l than the orjlnury kinds , nud i"nun'ot be sold in e inp tlttanitli the uinlt.UuUo of lowcof , bhort weight nlumtlrpbosiihateiow.tes. \ \ . EoM - " " 'WIM VOTED IN FAVOR OF OMAHA , The Next M. B , GouororConforenco Gomes to this Olty. THE' NEWS CAUSES REJOICING. Pastors of the Denomination Giro Tliclr Idea of the I''nil Mennlnir of the Decision In Our Fnvor. A Ills Thing Per Ontnliii. Yesterday noon Tun Hint received the following dispatch from Hov. J. 13. Mnxflcld ! NEW YOIIK , Mny ! K ) . The next general confercncoof the Methodist church is llxed at Omaha. J. U. M\xnci.u. Kev. Charles W. Savage , of the Seward Street M. E. church , when informed that the Methodist general confercncoof ISI'2 ' would bo held in Omaha , said , with earnest fervor : "I nm greatly rejoiced to hear It , and I would like to record my liich appreciation of the work done by the committee wo sent to secure It , The general conference will bo one of the greatest affairs thnt this section of the country could have U has never be fore been held west of Chicago. That city seems to have the power to get almost any thing It sets Its heart upon. 1 suspect tlmt the members of the conference want to come out here nnd see the great west. A great deal has been said In the eastern papers about the wonderful growth and progress of Oma ha , you know , nnd it is quite liitcly the people down there wish to come nnd sco for them selves. I am surprised that the conference is coming so far west , but am heartily glad to hear It. "It will mean n great deal for Omaha , nnd especially for our church. Methodism has not prospered in this city as it should have done. Wo have had several business failures lost two or thrco flno properties. Wo are not now fixed to properly entertain a largo gathering of visitors , but now that the con ference lias been secured wo must have n line central church. Tlmt much is absolutely necessary. Wo liavo the lots already , and the coming of the conference will-bo a spur lo pushing tlio work with vigor. It mny nlso mean two or three other line churches. The Methodists of Omaha need them. I think the conference will bo of much bcnolU to other church denominations in this city. It will quicken Christian thought and Christian activity. Hut while Omaha will be specially boneiltted , I think the whole west will bo delighted. The general confer ence is an institution whoso doings nro of the greatest interest to the members of our church , nnd Methodists from all over the west will improve tlio opportunity to attend. Iowa will be especially pleased. Her dele gates naturally presented the claims of Ue ? Moincs , but , tlmt city being out of the ques tion , they were heartily in favor of Omaha. I think Ur. Smith of Council Bluffs wa * the lirst to propose making nn effort to secure the meeting here. Ho 1ms been an earnest ally. As I said before , too much can not bo said In praise of the cffortsof ourconl- mittec , Ilovs. Clcndcnnin , Brown and Dawson , and of course they had tlio sympathy , and co-operation ol our conference1 delegate1 ? , Dr. Maxwell ol this city and Kev. William Worloy of Schuy- ler. "Great work will liavo to bo done bv the Methodists and the citizens of Omuba , be cause great promises have been given. I understand our committee promised to enter tain GOO persons for thirty days free ol charge. Tlmt will bo a big undertaking , and our people will have to thow open theii homes. The general conference will bring y.OOO people here , I should think , and I don't kno.w but : v great many more. They will stay four weeks or inoro. "I look upon the general conference as one of the finest ecclesiastical bodies in l\m \ country. It is the grout law-making powei of the M. E. church. We have a discipline , ot course you know , the body of which was made by Wesley. Changes in it can only be made by the general conference. It is auitc likely nn Important ono will bo made at the meeting in Omaha. A number of female dele gates were sent to the present conference , among them ono from Nebraska , Mrs. Angle Newman. They were refused scats , and the question of woman's eligibility as delegate was sent back to the church for an expres sion of sentiment. The west is not so con servative in such matters , and 1 fliiiHc th ladies will bo admitted four years licnco , Yes , the conference will bo nn important affair for the city. " "If that's true , " said Kev. T. M. House , of the First M. E. church , when told the good news , "it will bo the greatest event that ever happened to Omaha. It will give this city an advertisement all over the globe. Other bodies of a similar kind are chiefly American in their make up , but the general conference of the Methodist Episcopal church bo sure to put in tlio Episcopal has delegates from the ends of the earth. There are 111 cdnicicr.iJJ ? , representing not only every state and territory In the uriien , but Italy , Norway , Sweden , China , InSta , Japan , Africa , Switzerland , Gjrmany.MexIco and Liberia. Why. " enthusiastically , "it will bo tlio biggest thing that ever came to Omaha. This city will get four years of con stant advertising. In our church papers and nt our miununl conferences the attention of Methodists will bo continually directed to Omaha. Wo liavo nearly two million mem bers. I told you to use the word 'Episcopal' because there nro fourteen or fifteen otr.er wings of the Methodist church with whom the general conferciiC3 has no connection. Hut as ft matter of courtesy they nro allowed to send fraternal delegates , who are received as guests , Just the same as the fiatcrnal delegates from the 1'rcnu.vtcrians and other denominations ; find this will give Omaha n place in the minds of about two million live hundred thousand more people. "How many visitors will there boi Good gracious ; thousands ! Wo have eighteen bishops , and nil who are ullvo will bo hero. There are 0-13 delegates , including ITS laymen , wlio represent 15,000 ministers and nearly two million church members. This number will bo swelled by the fraternal delegates from other branches of the Methodist church , from other denomi nations and from other countries. There will bo many laymen from all parts of the coun try , men prominent in busincssor professional life. Well , it is tlio biggest tiling on the face of the globe , as n body lepresentntivo of a church. It represents about twice tlio mem- mcrshlp tlmt the 1'rcsbyterian general as sembly docs , Of course , thousands of visit ors will como in from this nnd adjoining states , Excursions will doubtless bo run for that purpose. "Curo for them i Well , wo will liavo to nsk the citizens of Omaha to volunteer enter tainment , nnd these not provided for in that way will have to go to the hotels. Wo will hnvo to build more hotels in Omaha before that time , and in the natural course of events wo will have more. I believe the city will by that titno bo better represented In the matter of homes. There will bo more houses and fewer roomers , consequently moro rooms available for visitors. I nm sure Omaha will take great strides before 1802.'o hope ere then to liavo anew churchbuilt In amphithe ater form and having u seating capacity of l.SOO to U',000. " 1 suppose the general conference selected Omaha because Its members wanted to get out west and see what the country looks like. These meetings have generally been held in tlio east. The I'rcsbytorian general assembly broke now ground by coming to Oinalm , and that probably spurred our people to do likewise , " For Soiling MortRaKCil Property. J. H. Gibson is wanted on n warrant is sued by Justice AmlcrbOti , charging him witli selling mortgaged goods. The lion was for W" > , and covered three tiorscs , three wagons , u lot of agricultural iuiplcmonts ' and 400 bushels of corn , tlio whole valued atSDO or more. It was given to J , W. Squire , who bubsoiuently transferred it to the Nebraska & Iowa Insurance company. The latter sent a constable the other day to taalro Gibson pony up , or hand over the poods. Gibson failed to settle and told the ofiicer the chattels wore sold. The warrant Is the beginning of criminal proceedings against the do.inquonU The mortgage hns run for four years , und bears 10 par cent in- tocst. . Drluk-MaUo , 23 contsabottle , Paxlon Block , Rooms 314 & 315 Tlio following canes nro ft few out of the many thnt have been sucoMsfullytrcntcd by lr. Smith Blnco ho came to Oinnhn. Mrs. D , ngcd 47 years : dark hnlr nnd eyes : nppllodto Dr. Nmlth .May 10 : cnmplnlnod ot tno Bollowlni } symptoms : 1'olt weak ami languid ; vomited mucous mingled with dark masses similar to coireo grounds. On making n close examination , two hard knots \M ro discovered near the pit of the stomach. She complained of much mi8t , nnd for several months had vomIt - It oil immediately nf ter eating or drinking. Skin yellow ami dry ; body very much emaciated. Diagnosis , cancer of the Htomneh. Treatment wns commenced on May 10 , Unco days later the vomiting had entirely censed nnd It has not re turned. 1'ntlent has been Improving from the llrst nnd will recover. John K - , 14 years old ; dark hnlr , gray eyes ; Had MiITored from constipation Mnco n child ; stools dry , sometimes bloody nnd oftentimes they were In round , hard balls ; dry hard stool , too largo. Tor the past four years had Biitrered from piles ; complained ot n dull headache , Irri table , sleepy after eating , Old not sleep well at night ; dyspeptic. This boy applied to Dr. Smith nud was cured. JIlss 1'lant ag d in years , has suffered fortho past three years from chlorosis ; she waspalo and bloodless ; hod no color In her lips or cars ; was ulwnys cold , no matter how warm the weather might bo ; eho was always tired nml languid ; she would get up In tlio morning feelIng - Ing worse than when she went to bed the night before ; she had a bad taste In her month ; felt better in the open air ; could not bear to bo In n wnrrn room ; her nppetlto was capricious ; longed for xlato pencils anil chalk ; she was becoming - coming dropsical ; her fnco nnd hands ucro swollen In the morning : her menstrual functions were IrreKUlnr : BUllered from nose-bleed period ically. Miss Plant applied to Dr. Smith when hu llrst cnmo to Umnhn , nnd Is now convales cent. Tlio Doctor Is performing many very remark able cm-eg , ami tno sick and the mulcted will not bo elicited or defrauded out of n cent. Dr. Smith has done more for poor sick people than any physician In this stato. Consultations free fro. n II n. .in till ft p. in. dally , except Sundays. Oo and liavo your health KKSTOHKD while you hnvo nn opportunity , 1'ooplolio nro poor nnd destitute will bo treated free of charge every morning from 8 to Uo'clok. OR NO PAY. WILt POSITIVELY CURE All Syphilitic PI cnBC3 , of recent or l , In from lei lo llflocn illy * . Wo will Klvo written Kuaiautees to euro ituy ctncor rofunl yourmonpy. And wo wo 'M fny to tlio u who hnvocmpluyi'd the most HilllcJ I'hysl lam.usril every known rcif.e ly nn1 bare not beoii euro l.ttia' you nro tlio sublo'ts wo nto lo tklnff for. You ilial liavo to"n to tu celc' brntcil Hot ( print * of .Arkansas , mid uavo lojtull liopo of reco\ cry , wo lmrite. Our remedy is unknown to anyone ono In thn woihl outtlac nf our company , nnU it Is tlio only rcmsilr m tlio world thai will euro you. We will euro Iho most obstlmto cn'e In loss than cnu month , bevcn ilnyfl In recent cu cs dops tlio work. It I'tlieold , chonlc , dr-op-sentcd cu > os that wo follclt. Wo liavo cured liuntlroila who have 'jocn abandoned by Physician : and pronounccdlncun 6'cand We Challenge tin World to brine us n ease that wo cannot euro In less than ono month. blncn the history ot medicine , n True PpcolHo for Hyphilltlc Eruptions. Ulcers , hurl' .Mouth , &c. , baa been sought for but nsvcr found until Our Magic Remedy wni discovered , nnd wouro Justified In naylnprlt Is the only remedy In Iho world mat will roslilrcly cure , because tbo lutcft niCtllcal works , published by the bou known authorities , fcay thuro "ntis nuvcr a true rpoclllc before. Our icmedy l the only medicine In the world that will euro nlirn cvcrythlnit else Inn lulled. It 1ms been so conceded by a larxo number of Celebrated Physicians. IT MAS .NEVLH vcr HJMI.FU rocunE. Why wu to your tlmo and money with patent medl"lno that never had virtueor doctor with physlrlnnstlmt cannutcuro you. Vou t'intlmvo trtod uTory thins otso should eoico to nn now and pot ninuancnt relief ; you never can Ret It elsewhere. Mn kwhutwu euy : la Iho end you must tuko our remedy or .vcvun reco\er. Ar.d you that liavo been mulcted but M Miorl time should liy nli ji'suns couiii t'lusuoiy , Jliiiy not hol | > und think they lire ir c from the iiisFScC. Imlln pno. two or three years after , It appeals 113:1 : In In a inorB liirr.Mo form. Invrstlzaio our financial MuudtnK through the mer- cintllcapcnclcs und note ttini wo nro lullro pen l- h'o and our written euaniutco arc 1:00.1 , We baton K'jMKIiv prepared on purely bclimtmc Principles and wpwlsli to repeat tlint It NKVEU FAILS TO CUIIE. All letters sacredly confidential. THE COOK REMEDY CO. , Oinnlia , Neb. llooms 10 niul 11. U. P. National Bank , 12th nnu rarimm Bts. Cnl'era take elevator on fnrnarn Street ; to second lloor. Koom 11 for ladles only DON'T SCOLD a man for groaning when he lias ithcumntism or Xvurulgin. The pain is tiniply owful. No torture in the ancient times was more painful titan these twin difcas-cs. liutoiichtn't n man to be blamed if , having Khcu- inntism or Ncimilgm , lie wont use Ath-lo-pho-ros , when it has urcd thousands who have biilleml in the same way ? It has cmcd hundreds after physicians have pronounced them lucnrahlc. "Tho eVill of five pliyelcUns could not euro roe of lUioumntium which liad nettled ID I ho hips , neck and shoulders. Bo Intense u iHlliti pnln lint blep wan almost iiniius. uiblu 'Ilia tlrut dose of Atklopboroa save luo relief , and Ilio third enabled mu to ilevp fur four and a half hours without uaklntf , 1 continued Itt use. nnd am now well , " llr.v. H. II. TUOVjll : , New Albany. Ind , CiySenil C cents for thctxautlnil colored pic ture , " Moorish Maiden. " ME A THLOPHOROS CO. 112 Wall St. H.Y. Inclination nfmnny to ho ImmlniKKOil Iu the jiurdiaso or articles of ncrobslty in the household , we feel It our WILL YOU ilittto hound n note of warning to tliosn who beck remedies for the relief of the aches nnd pains Incident to this hcai-on of the LISTEN > ciir. Tim ( iroat nnd uroulnt , ' iioiitilnrily of II.S | : > ON'S 1'i.AhTf.it liiiH teiujifed uiLseruimlous innn- iifnoturers to oiler ninny nrtli- TO iHhHbtihstltntinim nnd Imitations of that valuable icinedy , hence \vo would ndvlsu these who wish to M'cnro nrompt relief from SOUND folds. Coughs , llonr euebs , 1'leu- rlfiy. ( 'host I'nlns , Hclntlcu. Uhrii iiiatlsiu , I.tiinbogoiind llackitcho , ADVICE ? to ciuofnlly nvold worthless iilnsters by always asking for ilnNHON'H and let no pcrMiaslon hy the dealer Induce you to ac cept uny other plaster. "The Overland Itoulc. " lias so arranged its Family Sleeping Car service , that berths can now bu reserved upon application by any ticket agent to M. J. Greevy , Pasbenger Agent , Council liluIVs , Iowa , 'I lie reservations when made are turned over to the train conductors taking out such cars , to that passengers can now secure berths ordered , the same as a Pull man berth is reserved and secured. J. S. TKIHUST.S 15. J , IKMAX. Gen. I * . A : T. Agent. AWt U. 1' , A : T. A OMAHA , NKH. Grab Orchard WATER. NATURES- GREAT REMEDY , 6OIO PV AIL CRUCOIT Crab Orchard Water Oo , Louisville , Ky. WEAK * 'ifTerinafroni of ilia tf- jj EfEEuI ioii.iMlyilxiiy. lo t MjAuhuod . etc. 1 will M.HU a talmlilf iribtlMi taltd ) containing fjull j-ntliulJin-f-jr liuiuu cure. lri ot UNUSUAL OFFERINGS , The great demand for tlio Ten Dollar Suits wo placed on sale last vrook , lias induced us to take additional lots of finest Cassimero Suits worth from $15 to $18 , and will continue their sale at Ten Dollaas for this week ; Never before , not oven with broken sizes and odd lots at the end of the season , have such Suits been offered for such money. You can not match them anywhere for less than $18. Other houses wait until the season is over , to cut prices. WK WANT TO SELL Now , and in making such unusual offerings right in the heart of the season , wo have two objects in view. Reduction of stock and to make a name for us , as the cheap est Clothing House in the country. The greatest bargains that have been offered this season will be found during the coining Aveek in our Boy's Department An absolute cut in price in many lots and some goods will be sold away below the cost of manufacturing them. We mention particularly 2 lots of Boy's knee pants Suits ; one a fancy striped Cheviot , the other a fine dark grey Pincheck Cassimere Suit , both strictly all wool and free from shoddy. These Suits are worth fully $5.00 , and could not bo gotten elsewhere for less than that ; we offer them this week at $2.75. Many other of our choicest Boy's and Children's Suits have been marked down , and while we can not guarantee all sizes , we do guarantee most surprising bargains. Toworrow , we shall place on sale another largo lot of those 95c blue Blouse Suits with fine embroidered collar. The first lot didn't last long ; our Boy's Department is on the second fioor , entirely separate from Men's clcthing ; it is the largest and best lighted Boy's Clothing Show Room in the city. The elevator takes you up , and we would bo pleased to have every lady call and examine the remarkable bargain we offer , whether intending to purchase or not. One Price Only. No Deviation. Corner I4th and Douglas Streets. Omaha. DH. E. 0. AVEST'B NERVE AND BRAIN TREAT- MKNT , a guaranteed speclllc for Hysteria , Dizzi ness , Convulsions , 1 Us , Nervous Neurnlgla , Heailncne. Nervous I'rostrntlnn. caused by tlio nso of alcohol or tobacco , W'nUefuluess. Mental Depression , Softening of the llrnln , resulting in Insanltv , nnd lomllnif to inlserv , decay nml dentil. Premature Old Ago , llnrrenness , Loss ot } 'ower In either sex , Jnvolnntary Losses and Ppcnnatorliica cnuseil by over-exertion ot tlTo brain , self-nbtiso or over-indulgence. Knch box contains ono month's treatment. 81.0 ! ) n box , or six boxes for J5.00 , sent by mull prepaid on re ceipt of price. AVIS GUARANTEK BIX BOXES To cure any case. With each order received by us for six boxes , accompanied with to.OO , we will send the purchaser our written guarantee toiofundtho money It the treatment docs not effect a cure. Ounrantees issued only by C. 1' . GOODMAN. Druggist , Solo Ascnt , 1110 Tarnaia Street. Omaha. Neb. teS ? IVho from 5 llr. Itpiorimco orco ' \ Imre Brrloudy drafnfi ! HitlrVllnlllTor fUWIIIoied Hnlr Ncrinua SjHrnin , ami vlo i. o IncapHcltnlM I or" 'M fl f Duties or Llfo cau fiii'l a perfect restoration la Health , strength and Roliutt Munlitxut In tl a _ . - U M In Cltry French llofplliu Head 11:0 : emloitcmintl In " The New York World" ot > ept. 3. " 'I ho Tilbune i Kmnwr" . "Th Oou'te ( < le Iloplnflj. " of June , IttS. und tfry large roeillcnl Join nnl. Free Coutuluilon bjr .Mull or la Fcrcon with our Rcorc nlud ConiuHlns Board. . roll ien m iiiilcMr rtitored to VOUNQ MEN ! " > tnrouru 1- oil ? , \lr or Irtiotftnce 1 e Wrakeiiraund lutlllttul UietrHerTou b > itrnilftU > ] Drtiied nil utiTat illh IrTonrrs' to OLDER MEN wlio" viri.itr o4 rmtucr to r ni - tartly wt k D * l auii who end tlirmirlvrA Un Vlcnrouinrlot llr ' r"w , " If",8 ! " MAH8IID MEN OR MEN ABBDTTQ d"J " "lr " li"rlly Uol3 wto " * " < or > t/r wliio d wltuimpurltlet trrfUiialiilUo to&Oiptlor , SPLENDID ILLUSTRATED MEDICAL WORK FRCE. FREE ; CONSULTATION ( by Mull or In Person ) WITH A FULL MEDICAL CONSULTING HOARD OF O PHYSICIANS. f J-VAaiCOCtlE RADICALLY CURED WITHOUT OPERATION. * CIVIALE REMEDIAL AGENCY. liQ Fulton Street , New York Itemarlcable for powerful gympa- thi'llc tontvjllablu action and ub- oluteaurablllty. j years'record. tlieJjfHt Kimnmtee ot the excellence - lence of tnese Instruments. DRS. S. & D. AVIESON 1742 Lawrence St. , Denver , Colo. Df tlio Muwnm of Anatomy , fit. JxMils. Mp. Mem- ticn of Unlvj lty College uornltal , London. II. I ) . Gleivn , ( icmmiiy and New Vcik , Imvlnx devoted their attention specially to tlw trcutmcnt of , > . Nervous , Chronic & Blool Diseases t'fore cspcxInlly tliono nrlslnjf from Imprudence , In dia all no eutfrrlng to corrcijionil without delay , HUiasc * cjf Inl'vctlon and conlatlon cuml tnfcly uuj Iprolllnltliout ute of diinurruun ilni . 1'alU'DU wliotc caeca lutve lircn iiciilci-tnl. Imrtly trrateil or pronounced Incuralilo. sliould not foil to write in conrcrnlnc tliclr 8yuiitouia. All letters receive lia- mediate attention. JUST POBIiISHED , And will 1)0 mollod I'KUR to anyinldren npon re- rolpt or ono -rrnt ttwiin. i'rarilral 1 ObtiiMuUou on Ktrvouilii'tiililyaiMl I'liyflral Kxliitimlon. " ' " " ' uul'ilViiHtlkul"trcIiuiu"wiicir'i ! > IJouiil Lu read Ly nil. DRS. S. & D. DAVIES01T , 17-12 Lawrence Street , Denver. Colo. TrE. CiLPJN FIRE INSURANCE Kooiu 03 Tradcrg' JlulUUiiir , CHICAGO. 4n A MONTH can to m do wort , . 10 Ing for ui. Agenu pc : e e4 wlio can tdruUh tliclr own liom * n4 * * < wliololluio lo lbobutue ! > 3. Euare moiaenu.i . r b I'raOUblr omplprou ulio. A lew ' * ? ' ? i" * W V UioUfM. Brif.JOflSiO.V 4 Op. . j vM ia vlUiJ jhVK.vi. JUutl ia Oai.b m CHICHESTErYS ENGLISH lAMOND BRAND JHE ORIGIN AL.THE ONLY GEMUIHR BEWARE OF WORTHLESS IMITATIONS > ASK DRUGGIST FOR ( JIICHESTErVS ENGLISH . SAFELAIWAYS RELIAB1.E.TO LADIES , DIAMOND IND1SPENSABLE.SOLD BYAlt DRUC6ISTS ? on INCLOSE 4 ? ( STAM ? ; ) ASK FOR DIAMOND DRAHD.CMICHESTfffSfNCtlSH . ron PARTICULARS ANDTAKENOOTHCRSCESIENATURCONEVCRYBOX. IN LETTER Dr HETURN MAIL CHICHCtUR CHEMICAltO S8UPRCP. MADISON SQJWA.PAVstE SICNATURCON EVDlY BOX UHSOUCITCD WRITTEN TCSTIMONIALS AND GVR TRCHLADIES WHO NAVC USED O tV3 AH A MEDICAL 9 SURGICAL INSTITUTE , W. Cor. Oth & Dodge Sta. BK.jft.OE3S , APPLIANCES FOR DEFORMITIES AND TRUSSES. Best facilities , apparatus and remedies for sut : essful treatment of every form of disease reqtiir ing Medical or Surgical Treatment. FIFTY ROOMS FOR PATIENTS. Hoard niul attendance ; best liosyltal nccouimc.- uations in the west. WHITE TOR CmcniAKS on Deformities nnd Braces , Tnitses , Club Feet , Curvature of tin Spine , Piles , Tumors , Cancer , CaUrrli , nror.chitis Inhalation , Electricity , Paralysis , Ktiilepsy , Kid. ney , Jlladder , Hye , Ear , SUiu nnd Mood , at < d all .Surgical Operations. DlaeasoB of Women o Spools K.y. HOOK ON DISEASES orVOUEM FIIKE. ONLY RELIABLE MEDIOAL IH3S1TUIB MAKINO A erECIALTY Or PRSVATS DBSEASES. All Illood UJJCP.SCS successfully treated. Syph ilitic I'oison removed from he system witnoul msrcury. New restorative treatment for loss ol . ent by mail or Croress , securely packed , no marks to indicate content or sender. One per sonal interview preferred. CiU nnd consult nS of - end History of your case , and \ > f Vfill send in plain wrapper , our BOOK TO MEN , FREE ; Upon I'riyntc , Special or Nervous Diseases , fCi- vptency , gyphllU. Gleet and Varicocclc , with ( jiestlon list. Address Omaha iledifal and Surgical Inftltuteot DR. McMENAMY , Cor. 13th nd DodcoSli. . . OMAHA. NEB. HAVE YOU SEEN THEM ? Will buy ono of our nobby Spring Suits in Worsted , flno Cuishiinoro , or , _ Scotcli Clioviots , f B in nil tbo popular \ " * wv colors und btylc.H. Real ImrtfiiiiiH Unit cannot full to bo appreciated by tlio discerning1. Wo are awnro tlmt i > f- KXI'UNhlVK ROOdtf nro liu'Rcly advur- tibed this suiifion , but all of thorn cannot Ftand the @test of close in spection. Wo able our customers to oxaniino our Block , and thus satisfy thonihelvcB of its quality und our Or tbo Liquor Habit ) Positively Cured bj AdministeringIr. Hulncs' Uoltlcu Speclflc. It can bo dron in a cup of coffee or tra with out the itnonlrdce ot tlio person tukliiy It : aliso- lutclr harroluf s , uud will effect a permanent nnd cpredy euro , \vlietlier the pattuot U a modcntta di Inker or au alcoholic wreck. Thoutands ol drunfcardR hkve bern made teiupej-ato men vrlio have takcti Uoldtn Snecltlo in tnclr coffee vrilli- out their knowlcdeo nnd to dujr bvlleva they uult drlnklntr of their own ties will. It never oa ' 1 n < 1 With tbo KOWTOAOT . .toodKiilcteJ fit Who -WEAK , NEHVOUK. TKD.wholnhliroMjVandlflNOKANt'n nu8TKIFIti > nwny his VE OIl of I1 I > Y , XIINDandltlANllIOOtt.cnn/ilnRcxhauctlni ; drains upon the FOUXTAI.NH of I.EFE , JIEAI > A'1UK ! , nAfJHAOIIE , Oreadnil Dreamt , WEAUKEHS nf Memory. HASU- FULHESSln HOOIKTY , 1'IJHIM.ES upon the fACK. and all the ES'B'KCTH Icndlncto EARLY HKOAYftnd perhaps COJ S M1 . TION or IMSAWITY. should consult at once the C : iEnilATii > Lr. ) Clarke , Eftnlillslied 1R5I. rr Clarke hai made KF.RVOIIH DE > niLITV. CIIItONIfl and all DUcaiei of tbo E.MTO IIKIXARY OrpBiin a 1,1 fa fl'Udy. It makes NO difference WHAT you & & /e tnkpn or WHO has failed to euro you. . . liar to their BOX can consult with the nbsuranco of tpoedy rcllof and cure. Send 2 cents postage for works on your diseases. t& BcnA 4 ccnU postage for Celebrated Work * on C'lironlr , nervous and Ucll. eolo Diitascs. Consultation , personnl'y or by Utter , frc. . Consult the od Iloclor. Vliouinuils cured. O HI em and parlors privnto. au-Thoso contemplating Marrlujo wnd for JJr. Clnrkf'n celebrated culdo Mt le nnd Feninlp , each 15c. , both 2io. ( tarar ) . Hcfoio conflrtlng your ca e , consult J r. CI.AKUK. A friendly letter or rail may lave future cuflcringand shame , nnd tdd golden years to life. as-Book "Hfo'n ( yccrct ) F.r. ror , " 60o. ( stamps ) . Medicine and writing ! sent cv rywhere , eccure from exposure. noun , 8 to 8 ; Sundays , ! < to 12. Address , , F- CLARKE , M. D. 108 SO , OlQTk St. . OHIOAUO. ILL. NOWS THE TIME To hnvo your filnuli como to KAXSAS AXH > MMEICAKILA. As Kn&lcrn lines will dell tlclets : nnd run SEMI-MONTHLY LAND EXCURSIONS oviiiiTiii : Union Pacific "The Overlnnd lEouto. " Tntll July 1.1S83 , tickets bold for these excur sions will bo fiopd thirty ilnyo for tlio round trip nnd citn bo us6d ten ilnys KoliiK. When pur chasers nre ready lo return , thtas tickets will lie Bood llvo iliiyn for tlmt pnrpone. If purchaser wluli to Htop short of ilt'Btlimttim on our lines , nKcnts will mump tickets good to return from mu'li point. J.8. TiauiUTS. Oi-n. I'&T. Afiont. K. L. M.MAX. bs't 0.1" . & T. A. OMAHA , Niil. : S. K. FELTON & CO. , * * mum , And Mannfiictiircrs' Agents for WATER WORKS SUPPLIES. Of nil descriptions. Hydraulic Engines , Surveys. De tail Plans and Specifications. Furnished on Short Notice. Correspondence Solicited. dee. Stag's ' Billing , Fourth Floor , OMAHA , NEBRASKA. State Line. To Glasgow , liclfitst , Dublin ami Liverpool From New York Every Thursday , Cabin passage US and ? tt > , nconrdliiK to location of utnto room , Kxcurblon iti-l to ( X ) . Steerage to nnd from IJuropo ut lowest rates AUSTIN 1IAU\MN i CO , , ' KlllrondHftNew Vorlc. Gcn'l Agents , Kl-llrondHft- , JOHN JIUUBN : , Uni'l Wfbttrn At'ont , Itil Handoliih tit , Chlc-ago. UAltllV K. IIOOIIKS , Acent. Oinah * . neduccd Cabin llutea to Glu 'ow Exhi bition. Epps's Cocoa "llr ft thorough knowleJfd of tb * nituial ! nblcli L'nvcin tUo operation ot dlicittun auilnutrl * HOD , and Lr tar f Jl [ > pilc tlonot th Biio Mrupt lUe * of wclltclcctvit COCOH , Mr. Uppi bat iraUitd oat IrnkUtt utilei nillia dtllnitcir Ctrc.rcd Urernjg 1 m r tur * vi uaar Ue fj 40ct r ; bllli.lt In br tLo Judlcloui me ol lucu aiilclci of diet Ibttq cousillutlon may bo 0raUu llbuf i uptiDlll clrvoji rnougb lo ruilil orcrr ItuliLCt to dlluyt. "up. to kltic oLerorcr ( lion u wr k yalol. We uu MCCPO m iir a f l l tkult t > r keuplx vunelrii mQ rorlUiJ ui'n ' pure \\aui \ cJ a vtsfti'ii nauiUiiid frame.-Clru bunlcoOiittlt. . . . „ W 'Je nwtli with LolliBf witer r milk. BoU nlf Iu b , f ftuM tint tf Uiect.t laVetfi tl-uii XJcmtroiihthlo C'homlsUl I.OROCW.