THE OMAHA. PAU/Y / BEE ; ' 6UNPAX MAY 20 , 1888.-SIXTEEN PAGES. 15 Who II WEAK , NEKVOVB. DF.niLITA * TED , who In Ml FOLLY and IGNORANCE ! huTRIFLKDawar hit VIGORof I1ODT , MIND and MAICHOOD.oujiInD zbnaitlna drain * upon Ihs FOCNTAIHHT of 1,1 rK , MKADACIIC , BACKACHE , Irtfulfill Droami. WEAKHBNN of Memorr. I1ANJU. rULNEMi la OCIETT , PIHII.Kf ) upon the FACE , and all tha EFFECT ! * leadlne to F.ARI/T DECAT and perhapi CONBUHP * TIO7T or inWANITT , ihouli commit t once the CELEBRATED Dr. Clarke. Erttblllhml 1MI. Cr. CUrko hM made NERVOUS DC- BILITT , CBIKOJOC and all Dittuei of the OBNITO tJHINAKT Organ * a LI Co f3lr. It make * NO dlfltorenc * WHAT you bare taken or WHO ha * failed to ctiro 7011. W-FKM AI.KM luffcrlne from dl cairip cu- liar to their lex can coniult with the aiiurance r ipoedy rolUf and cure. Bond 2 cent ! poitago for worki on four < 3Iicae . 49-Send 4 cent * pottage tor Calcbrntcd \TorUn on Chronic , Ncrvoini and Dell * nte Dlieaiei. 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Try them , und you buy no other , PROF. BYRON FIELD. TOPEKA , KANSAS. ABOUT CHAINED LIGHTNING , Recent Improvomonta and DIsoov- orloB of the Electricians. THE FATAL LIGHT WIRE. A. New Current Meter Primary Bat tery IjIfthtiiitiK I'lio Standard of Competency Shoolu and Flashes. On Bo-Called "Klcolrlolnns. " It la really surprising how many so- called "electricians" there nro now adays. They exist everywhere , oven In the backwoods. Any man who can wind n bobbin , stnrt a voltaic collor hang an electric bell , Is entitledIn his own esti mation , to bo called an electrician. It naturally follows , therefore , that as by far the greater number of such people nro more tinkers , the work which they thrust upon the public is creditable neither to themselves nor to the science which they profess to-apo. Far bo It from our intention to discourage nny honorable endeavor to obtain a liveli hood in the business of practical electricity ; ' but It surely Is not honorable for nny man to undertake to do that for which ho has had no peculiar training , or to as sume to bo what ho Is not. Last year's business directory of any section of country gives the name and addresses of scores "electricians" who nro now "out of the business , " and for the simple reason that they were thoroughly irresponsible when they hung out their shingles , and capable only of contracting accounts which will have to bo carried to "profit and loss" on the books of reputable inanu- faoturers. Now this method of doing business is what may be termed electri cal quackery. It is a duty on the part of the honorable manufacturing firms of this couiitry to root it out. There should bo some sort of a combination to maintain the dignity of the profession , .and to protect public interests. Cloud Telegraphy. Youth's Companion : A , remarkable experiment in signalling with electric lights wits recently mncio by the ofllcers of two vessels of the British navy , the Orion and the Espoir , off the port of Singapore. The Espoir had sailed from that port for Kong Long , leaving the Orion in the harbor of Singapore. When the Espoir was sixty miles distant the Orion sent her a mossabu by means of electric light. Rut can a licht bo seen sixty miles at seaY Certainly not in its direct rays. but the Orion throw a brilliant blaze of light upon the clouds , and the rcllec- tlon of this light was distinctly seen on board the Espoir. More than this , the Orion , having thrown upon the clouds ti regular mes sage by means of successive Hashes , this message wus read and understood on the board Espoir. The question hns boon asked whether by thisineansa Communication might not be made of practical advantage. It would depend , it is true , upon the con dition of the atmosphere , and upon cloudless nights there would bo nothing to reflect from ; but it seems entirely practicable to make the lipht of the most important lighthouse visible much farther at sea on cloudy nights by pro viding them with an apparatus enabling them to throw a series of rollections upon the clouds. Roynl Ideas on Electricity. It is hardly to bo expected that any one not making a study of the science of electricity should have clear idcason the Hubjeet ; but observers will have no ticed that laymen , ns a rule , try to explain and grasp the phenomena bv analogies most familiar to them and drawn directly from their daily occu- pattons. This is well oxemplilied in the ideas which the late emperor of Germany had formed on tlio subject of electricity. Being eminently a sol dier , ho may be said to have regarded the subject solely from the military stand point , and in a recent eulogistic address before the Berlin Elektrotechnischo Voroin. Dr. von Stephan , Minister of the Posts and Telegraphs , related sev eral instances of the manner in which ho attempted to convoy electrical con ceptions to the mind of the Emperor Thus on one occasion , the Em peror asked how the term "buttery" came to be ohoscn , which , by the way , lie preferred to the wort ! "pile , " on account of the Inttcr's French origin. The speaker sought to explain the origin of the word by a method most easily comprehended by the emperor , and referred to the anology of the mili tary battery and the observed power of the electric battery to deliver blows or shocks under certain circumstances , whereupon the emperor suggested the idea that in the future it might como to pass that nations would carry on war fare solely with machines wich would bo driven up against one another , which method would in the end prevent the spilling of much blood. Naturally the field and military telegraph aroused the special interest of the cmuoror , and when upon a certain occasion reference was made to the great rapidity with which ho had massed and mobilized his troops during his later wars , ho observed - served naively that the older great com manders would have boon able to have done the sumo thing if they had had the telegraph at their command. A Now Current Mi-tor. Prof. R. Boornstein of Berlin , 1ms de vised a current meter of novel construc tion. Il consist * (1) ( ) of a dynamometer , whoso indications nro proportional to the current inleiiblty ; (2) ( ) a plnnimotur which integrates the dotloctions of the dynamometer. The uxis of rotation of the movable bobbin is placed at an an anglo to the vertical , and the pro portionality of the dollectlon is obtained by a very ingenious device. A sector ! H ulllxod to the axis , and it is balanced by a small weight attached to iv cord which runs over u couple of pulleys. The form of the sector is so adjusted that the movement of the weight is ulwayii proportional to sin a tan a , a being the unglo of dolleclion ; and it can be shown that under this condition the tangent of the angle of delluotion will bo directly proportional to the Cur rent. The rotation of the axis of the coil displaces a disc over which a wheel moves in such a manner that its ve locity is proportional to the angular displacement of the disc. The number of turns made by the wheel is registered by a train of clock-work. The appara tus id availublo either for continuous or for alternating currents. Standard of Competency. The desire of the National Electric Light association to assist in the good work begun by the Boston electric Ex change will , it seems likely , bear fruit before long. A committee has now bison apiKiinted on the subject , and an interesting report may be expected at the convention to bo hold in August in 1 hl'a city. Wo hear that in Now Eng land the action Already taken is pro ductive of good in causing the men who do thi ) construction work of electric light installations to Book to qualify themselves for licenses , and if nothing else had boon gained than this , Mr. Alexander nnd his associates who sot the ball rolling would bo gratified and repaid. What is now wanted la Hko work everywhere , nnd , through the ngency of the association , a uniformity of rule and sUuidnrd. Alternating Continuous Currents. In the fifth paper on this subject read by Mr. Gcorgo Cutter before the Chicago cage Electric club , the author states at once his absolute faith in the alternat ing current. Ho begins by questioning the accuracy of Mr. II. Ward Leonard's ' figures of the cost of current distribu tion on the throe wire- system and in one case obtains a figure oooblo that of Mr. Leonard. Aa regards the danger from lenkago of the converters , Mr. Gutter maintains that a leaky conver ter , if grounded , will only alToct a few lamps , whereas a leak with the contin uous current transformer and a network for low pressure local distribution would endanger nil the lamps connected to the notworlc. Mr. Cutter then compared the various systems of supply by direct current , continuous current transform ers , storage batteries , etc. , and his con clusions wore that none of them pre sented all the advantages of the alter nating method , whether for lighting , jmwor or other applications of the cur rent already known or which may bo developed in the future. Dangerous Electric flight AVI res. On April 15 a ynung man was instant ly killed in Now York by touching the pondcnt end of a "dead' ' wire. It ap peared from expert evidence given at the coroner's inquest that the insula tion of electric light wires is necessa rily imperfect in wet weather , nnd that in such weather if two "dead" wires are in contact with the same electric light wire , no matter how far npart.and roach one to the ground and the other nearly so , a person standing on the ground and touching the latter wire 'will receive the full charge of the dynamo , tt was stat ed that there are many miles of "dead" electric light wires on the poles , as it costs ns much to lake a wire down as to put it ii ] ) , and the opinion was exposed that the underground system was the only safe one. The verdict of the jury was to the effect that the death was caused by _ the neglect of the United Slates Illuminat ing company in not .removing the loose wire. Primary Battery A great many reports appear in print , and a great many inquiries roach us , says the Elcct-iic World , as to plans and inventions for electric lighting from urimary batteries. , At the present time two or throe promoters nro invit ing public support for such enterprises. Now wo would like to say that while fn many of these instances the inventors and experimenters uro honest and well- meaning , the odds are against them. With zinc costing twenty times as much as coal , it does not require much ponotrjition for even one familiar with electricity to see that all batteries consuming zinc have hard work to compote with steam or water power in generating current , but the great trouble is that many who arc in vited to invest do not stop to consider little facts like these. Of other types of batteries , we are personally ac quainted with none that have yet solved the problems involved. We do not say that the goal will never be reached ; oa the contrary , wo know of more than one hopeful line of investi gation novv being followed , and shall ho on ly too glad to herald succesn. , M.ean- tinio some of the schemes pihulcd ; before the public eye must bo charac terized a ? rank swindles. They need not bo ' named. Any prudent man proposing' to put his money into them can soon llnd out their true inward ness. Wiring ; Tables For ElcctrEa The table for wiring houses , which wo published in a recent issue , has brought to us a largo number of loiters from correspondents who desire to know if other rules are accur.ato which they give in their Idlers and which vary considerably from ono another. With out going into a strict examination of thcbo rules , which would Occupy a good deal of lime , wo can say generally that in most of the cases they are specific rules which apply to particular cases. like the ono which wo publishd , and which we were careful to point out WIIH of such u nature that it could not bo applied generally. In the pres ent wo give space to a communication on this subject , which wo believe ex presses in a clear manner Iho Iruo prin ciples upon which all rules of this na ture ought to be based , As pointed out in that article , the true principle rests merely on the application of Ohm's law and its corollaries. With this as a basis wo may frame formulas which may apply to nny number of specific cases , and if the principle involved bo always berne in mind , the danger which such specific formula are liable to give rise to in the hands of the inexperienced - porioncod will bo avoided. A Now Itrodo of lOleotrlo Welding. It has long boon known that the most refractory metals are fusible in the elec tric arc , says the London Times , and of late the fact has been applied to the re duction and welding of mutata. In the welding process of Prof. Elihu Thomp son of Boston , Mass. , the joint to bo welded is traversed by an alternating current of electricity btrong enough to fuse the metals logcthnr. But in the now process of Dr. Bernardo of St. Petersburg a continuous current from a charged accumulator is employed. The melals to bo welded are connected to the negative polo of the accumulator , and a carbon pencil , buoh as IH used in Iho oloclric arc lamp , is connected to the positive polo of the accumulator. Tliu consequence is that when the car bon pencil is brought into contact with the joint , and then withdrawn , an arc is .started between thorn , and the metals of the joint uro fused in its in tense heat until they run together. Carbon blocks are in certain cases usad to retain the molten mcUtl in its place , and a little Band is also employed as a llux. By these moans boiler-plates can ho mondocl in situ , blow-holes in cast ings lilted up , and iron rods joined together. To weld two pieces to throe- olghlhs inch boiler-plate forty cells of the accumulator joined "in sorieH" and three "in parallel" are lakon to supply the current ; and a one-inch carbon pencil in a port-able holder is used to strike and maintain the arc. The power of the latter is regulated by the number of cells employed. The ac cumulator of Dr. Bernardo hns plates made of strip loud , ho having found that cells witn pasta in the plates do not stand the strong currents which ho requires. _ Klecti'lcul Notes. The City of Now York , the largest passenger steamer in use , will bo lighted by over 1,000 incandoccnt , lamps. Tito Manufacturer and Builder de clares that there are at present no less than 10.000 clectrio motors in use throughout the United States. Mr. Magnus Volk lias applied elec tricity to propel a dog cart. The cur rent is provided by sixteen accumu lators capable ot keeping up a supply for six hours. This cart travels 111110 mile an hour on asphalt. An electro magnet with a carrying capacity ofptyUpounfo Is attached to a crane In the Cleveland stool works which readily picks up billets and other masses of Irotu-j without the aid of any other device. A boy is thus enabled to do the work oPti dozen men. The American and other largo elec tric lighting1 companies are using wire covered with cotton saturated with a peculiar compound , manufactured by the Okotiito comiwny , which makes the wires very valuable for using In wind ing the armatures and field magnets of dynamos. i The curlowU fact 1ms been noted by Palmiorl nnd confirmed by Lnrroguo that electricity is produced by the con densation of WAtor. Considering the great amount of water continually evaporating on the surface of the earth the production of electricity in this way may bo no inconsiderable factor In nat ural phenomena. A now candle hag been brought out which extinguishes Itself in an hour. This it does by a tiny extinguisher of tin , which is fastened in the wax by wires and which olTocUmlly performs its task. It is only necessary to remove the diminutive extinguisher when its work is done , nnd the candle is again ready to burn another hour. An clectrio surface railway has been patented by Mr. John A. Enos , of Bos ton , Mass. Itiaof that class in which storage batteries are used , and the invention - vontion relates more particularly to the connections for taking the current from tlio conductors along the line for charging the storage batteries , and also to tno driving mechanism for propelling tlio car. Spain is the place for electricians just now. The government has decreed that all the theaters in the kingdom shall adopt the electric light within six mqnths. Exports say that danger is in this wholesale edict , for there nro not men and material in the country to do the work in the required time , and if there should bo a ground inllux of elec tricians the work is likely to bo too hastily done to be safe. The Hell Gate electric light tower was sold at Kovcrnmont auction last week for $12" > . The tower was oroctetl about two venrs ago at a cost of about $ J5,0)0. ( ) The light was said to bo not a BUCCC S. Mar iners found it cast shadows along tho- surface of the water in the neighbor hood of the tower which were danger ous to vessels. The purchaser is mou- tioncd in the newspaper as Mr. West minster Abby. Telephonic communication can bo carried on between ships at faoa by means of a sound-propucing apparatus attached to each vessel , lo bo worked under Ibo surface of the water. Each vessel also has a sound-rocoiving ap paratus to talcc signals. Intelligible signals can bo produced by this appar atus which would be transmitted through tljowator in al I dircclions with considerable velocity. Dr. Rcuk'o'f Munich , has boon expe rimenting on' the utility of the electric light , from a'sanitary standpoint , in the National thca'tor ' of Munich. lie found that the oloctri'c light had hardly any influence on the docrioration of Iho air , whereas tHe giiblight raised the temper ature of th'o room , deprived the air of its oxygon'ant ! rendered it injurious by inereiisinglhe carbonic acid , especially in Iho higiicr1 regions. A novci' application of the electric motor is jn use running the vorlical panoramic , siifus on Court street , Bos ton. A thr.en-horso power electric motor does the workand does it olliciontly , al though the heavy canvas signs are each twenty feet \vLde and twenty foot long. An ingenious 'conlrivahe'6 at tho'the motor rovci-sps the motion of the canvas when necessary This ' 'ingenious con trivance" was investigated recently and found to bo a very alVable specimen ol the genus homo. There is certainly a fluid there for an inventive genius to do Ibis , work automatically and allow the biped to descend from las lofty perch. With a sheet-iron diss mounted on an axsis so as to bo spun like _ a top , G. C Manet , a French electrician , produce an apparent reversal of a familiar law. of physics. When at rest or slowly ro tating the disc in attracted by a horseshoe - shoo magnet brought nearbut when re volving rapioly it is ropalled if the magnet bo presented to its Hat surface. This curious phenomenon of repulsion is supposed to be due to the induced currents sot up by the motion of the iron in ttho magnetic field , and do not ap pear until the rapidity of the revolution gives currents of sulliciont power to more than counterbalance the magnet's attraction. From statements in the Electrical World it appears that the cost of equip ment fora live milo bortio railway is (0,400 per milo , for an electric road for the same length $88,1100. for a cable road 87 , ; ! 00 ; and for a gas engine car equipment $8,000. The cost of running the horse railway is $9,151 per milo per year ; electric road , $1,409.10 ; cable road $ ! tf.l.6 ( ) ( ) ; pas engine road. 82,201.00. As regards cable traction it is calculated that at the bunt , at least 75 per cent of the entire amount of power used is needed to simply run the cunlo without any load : and if only about ISO per cent of the entire energy of the coal is used in making btoam ono can readily sco how ext ravagant a system may be. BAFFLED. flrtrnlt JuMrmil. I had always taken a pride in being n match-maker , and as I thought my brothor-in-law , Dwight Morrell , and Nellie Bloom , my dearest friend , would make a very but table couple , I wrote and asked them lo visit me. I know they had mot two years before at Happy Hill and were rather at tracted to each other , though that may have boon only my imagination. I told Nellie whon'J tirovo her homo from thg depot thatfI1'Jmd made some plans re garding Hcr' tuturo happino&s ; that I had sent fjji * jjomo ono to meet her. "I I ougl J , to have told you that I was was already engaged , " she fataim mured , hunting into tears. "I tun jvfjkcd , " I said , "for I hud picked oit "the nicest person in tlio world for yo\ ( \ . and now you have ruined all my plans. Bui toll mo who the /or- tunalo mail I-who has wrested you from my clutcliWy" "I'll to.f ) J'pu after a while , " said Nellie , "ijnjlAlien you can send me homo aga\jir" The trajn'brought my brothor-in-law , nnd I went tqjtho station ulono lo moot him and my husband. Arthur was always in my confidence and I talked as I chose. "Oh , Dwight , " I said , "you see a thwarted schemer before you. I had nskedayoung lady to moot you , pur posely to make up a mutch between you , und her affections seem to be en tangled. Very unworthily , I should judge , from the fact that fcho is drcad- lully ttshumed of it. But you are really very In fact , very like your brother , who is in my eyes Iho most perfect of mon ; and I think if you exert all your powers of fascination you may cut out this unworthy person. The girl is worth trying for pretty , tweet , bright. " "Halt there , my dear slater ! " cried Hwight , holding up.his hand. "Wo nil know youv grand hobby , but it i no'usq .planning in this caso. I ought -to Imya told you before , but I've boon engaged n twelvemonth or moro to the sweetest , best , dearest girl in the world. I know you'll ' Hko her ; but she insisted upon my silence , and " "Oh , pshawl" I cried , totally out of : temper. ' 'Don't toll mo anything , I bog. O course , you'vo made a goose of yourself or you'd not have kept the fact quiet so long. I don't care , I'm sure. You'ro quite your own master. Oh , you needn't laugh , Arthur. If I had plans for Dwight s good , and I thought them frustrated , I surely may fool justly pro voked. It's for their sake , not mine. " I drove homo in sllonco , loft them at the gate , and Hulked in my own room until the tea boll rang. Then my duty as hostess compelled mo to go down stairs. I glanced nt the gloss , saw that everything was neat nboutmy drcssand sauntered down very slowly. Arthur was waiting in the dining room , but neither Dwight nor Nellie was to bo seen. "Sco hero , Hosa , . " said Arthur"Don't show your temper. Dwight IB thirty nnd Ncllio twenty-five. Try pome younger couple. Don't mind thorn. " "But who is she ? " "Dwight has not told moyot"liO8aid. I caught my parasol. "It is somebody perfectly dreadful , I know , " I said , and went awav to look for Nellie. She was not on the balcony , nor the veranda , nor In the arbor , and 1 wan dered away along the path beside Iho river until I came to the little boat- houso. Wo had the prettiest arbor there , nil shaded with clematis , nnd from it I hoard the murmur of voices cooing in Iho swoolest tones. "Such a delightful surprisol" "Oh , how glad I ami" "I never dreamed of ill" etc. And mingled with these words oh I could it boV yesactually there is nothing else like the sound _ kissing soft , rapid , passionate kisslngl The next instant , Iho shadow of my blue parasol fell upon Iho doorway , and I saw Dwight and Nellie silling beside each other , with his arm about her waist. "Well ! For engaged popplo. " I cried , "I think you nro'vcry friendly. " And my wrathful eyes smote them ns with lighlning ; and they the hardened wretches ! only laughed. "And not a bit ashamed of yourself V" I asked. "Not a bit taken aback ? " But Ncllio was in my nrms now , cry ing out : "Oh , don't you understand'1 ! Dwight is the person I am engaged lo ! " And Dwight cried in the same mo ment : "It was Nellie I meant ! You mndotho match two years ago without knowing it ! " It took me five minutes to under stand , but then I laughed with them and as heartily , and wo were as happy a party round our lilllo lea table Ihat niglil as Dwight and Nellie are to-dtiy a happy couple , and I could not say moro if I tried. An Absolute Cure. The ORIGINAL AHIETINE OINTMENT Is only put up in largo two ounce tin boxes , and Is nt ) absolute euro for old sores , burns , wounds , chapped hands , and all skin erup tions. Will positively cure all kinds of piles. Ask for the OllIGINAL ABIETINE OINT MENT. Sold by Goodman Druir Co. nt 25 cents.per box uy mail 80 cents. An Iiitorc.stlne Experiment. N. Y. Tribune : She wus a fair .young girl , but she dropped her satchel into a vacant scat at Richmond and opened the car window with a businebs-liko air. Behind her sat a tallold manof rather delicate appearance , reading "The Lives of Eminent Saints" in nbigtrreon volume. When the train started and the April breezes came rushing in the open window. "Tho Lives of Emi nent Saints" socmcd to lose its interest , the old man fidgeted about , extracted two cinders from his left eye. and then spread his umbrella and held it in front -of him. Shortly afterward the owner of the open win dow observed the umbrella with borne surprise. 'Does the air trouble you' : " ' bhe in quired. "Not in the least , " he said , shutting "The Eminent Saints" with a bang. "What have you put up that umbrella for ? " "It's only an experiment , younjr lady. I want to see whether youl'll catch the pneumonia before thu cinders burn up my 'broil , that's all. " i < Smoke Scidonberg'ti Figaro and got the best 5-cent cigar in the world. Max Meyer & Co. , wholesale depot. GREAT EXCITEMENT ! -AT Ii , Soil's Parlors IN GRUENIG BLOCK. Tlie Lmiio Walk , liic EJIIml Sec , nnd tlio Dear Hour. Ir. Smith , the Magnetic 1'hyslclan. IB per- formtiiK home of the most rumitrkublo euros ever ulliiciascd lu Uinnliu. Ills parlors. 111 Drue- nlK Illock , on nth htrcc't , between Douglas and lod0 | htreels , are tilled with invalids from moriiliic till nlA'lit. Mr. T. l . Drown , who resides lu Council DIuIlH , lius been 11 terrible millerer from constipation and nlles for the past thlr- t ' n years. Upwards of thirteen yeara ago MUJIrowu beijnii to sulfer from constipation , winch WHS followed by the foriimtlon < if pile tumors which were no liiruvr than grapes when llr-a illbfcverec ! , uutT uracluully enlarg'd until they bccnuiK ns large as black walnuts At each movement of the bowels these tumors w < nspio- lapsed und would bleed HO prof iiboly as lo CUUHO fainting .spulls , From u strong , healthy man Mr. llrowu became a hclplf at Invalid. Ho grow palo and bloodless , vud buciimu KO feeble that he could not sit up more than three or four hours at u time , lie tried u iireat muuy differ ent medicines and c l.suited several doctors who make a specialty of treating rectal com plaints. Ho was told that his trouble hud be come malignant und that there was no help for him. Uku u drowning man over ready to catch fit a straw , ho applied to Dr. Smith , on Thurs day , tne JUtli inj-t. After thu doctor had made u thorough examination of bin ruse hu told him that he could euro h n ) . Mr. llrown had trl d HO ninny physicians who had promised to euro him that hu had little it uny faith In what the doctor told him. He decided , however , to glvo the doctor a trial , and began treatment on the loth lust. As Dtruuge as It may t > eem Mr. llrown l.i now convalescent. The treatment was mild and not painful , and Mr. llrown U to-day a happy man , Mrs. Sardenld Congilen. who resides about UO miles from Omaha has been allllcted with can- rer of the Up for thupubt four years. Him applied to Dr. Smith last Friday and Is rapidly j > r. Hmltli will continue to heal the sick free of charge at Max Meyer & Jlto.'s Music Hall every morning from lllto II o'clock. Alt of this week his parlors , In UrtienlK lllock , uru open to thu public from U a. m. till 0 p. m. d ally , except Uuudays. Consultations free. All letters ot in quiry must contain postage. Dr. Smith cures nil forms of chronic dlKcaso , nod will cure neveu canes' out of ten that have been pronounced in- curable. State Line. To Glasgow , IIclfast , Dublin ami Liverpool From New York Every Thursdays Cabin passage t35 and trtJ , according to location of state room. Excursion Ida to 190. Steerage to and from Kuropo at Lowest rates AUSTIN BALDWIN & CO , , 0 en'l A gents , 63 llroad w uy , No w York. JOHN DLEQEN. Qen'l Western Agent. 101 Randolph St. , Chicago. HAlUtY J : . MOQKE3. Aeant. . Oinahn. WHY LIVE IFURISHED ROOMS t When You Can Go to the Ferguson Furniture Co. Where you cnn furnish a homo o your own hy paying $3.00 to $10.00 down nud from $5.00 to $10.00 ti month. Wo hnve the largest stock of GENERAL HOUSEHOLD GOODS ot nny house in Onmha. You will save 25 per cent by buying o Us. Wo are ngonts for the CELEBRATED ICEBERG CHIEF IlEtfUtG ERATORS and ICE CHESTS. Wo arc nlso agents for the OLD RELIABLE GASOLINE STOVES. We have also a large stock of STORAGE GOODS thab must be sold to pay charges. All goods marked in plain figures. A child can buy ns well as a man. Give us an early call and convince yourselves. FEKGUSON FUENITURE Co. , 715 , 717 and 721 North 16th Street. Nebraska Furniture & Carpet Co" 6O6 ami 603 North 16th Street. and We oiler n choice line of HARDWOOD CUAMBER.SUITES at 815 $20. PAR A.IN CARPETS. ' INSTALLMENTS ANYTHING YOU WANT. HE & Y01G , 12,1 , and 1213 Farnam Street Carpets , Stoves , WEEKLY AND MONTHLY PAY MENTS , DEWEY & STONE , A magnificent display of everything useful and ornamental in the furniture maker's art , at reasonable prices. CHICHESTER'S ENGLISHADIAMOND BRAND I Wl J bW I IM II W hllWIrilt JHE ORIGIN AL.THE ONLY GENUINE NNYROYAL BEWARE OF WORTHLESSlMITATIONS ' ASK DRUGGIST TOR ( FjICHESTER'S EHGLIStf- SAFEJU.WAYS RELIABLE.TO LADIES' ' DIAMOND BRANDJAKENoOTHER ' . 'INDISPENSAELE.SDLD BY AIL DRUGGISTS ? f OR INCLOSE 49 ( STAMP ! ) ASK FOR DIAMOND BRAND.CHICHESTCirSEMCUS . _ ran PARTICULARS . ANDTAKENaCTHrHSKSimAfURIONEVrRYBOX. . , 'IN LETTER BY nCTUKM MAIL. . CHICH STEflCHMlCAUOS0imcr.MADI50NSJ ( ! > HU.PAystf ! SIGNATURCON EVERY BOX PILLS C nnnUNSOllCITEP WRITTEN TrSTIUONIAU AND OVIR [ TOM LADIES WHO HAVE USED dJUUUcmCh OTK3EACUmOIAMat < OBF.AJWPEHHYROYALPILLS WITH SUCCESS. HERE ARE BARGAINS. IJANSCOM Place lota fl,7H > to J3.7M. A MICH homo ; lot In Hunacnra I'laeo , Willl , east front,7 room liuiiie , city water and cistern , barn ami nhcil , ft ! , U , TOTtn Ilnimcoin IMnco SOrlM , ncir 8 room homo , t city water , cKtcrn , laundry room , I arise closets , f > ) , U ) , eiuy imjlnema. TOTS In Ambler Place , 1300 to $1IXW. \T1CK four room CotUmu Txmo' * Add. , South front , J.i tl.'O ) , Muall and cuiy payment. ! . LOTS'.I and 10 , block M. , r-owo'a Add. , ( UxlTIX , I1,1M cadi , " 1 OTA In Kokermnn Pnee | , f IM to (709. pOKNKR Jones and ltli. num. lracknio facllltloi , \ / liuususon lot rentliiK for Kl per montu , fiiwi. I OT onStb n oar N. Ht. , South Oiuaba , i V/AI. J OT on N. St. , Boutli Oinulni , * ) , . T OTHcin I urn21st ! St. , South Onialia , IM ) . I'LIAS ANT liomo In Ilanscont I'lucu , lull lot.enit A 1 runt , very clioup t-V.IO. T OTS In l'0iilctun | I'llrklroin fl.SW to IIm / " < UT Our price * on 10th St. property. SKVKIIAfi nlcohoiiso ln Kouutio 1'lacoat low UK- urns. T Ol'aln Vundorcook Terrace , tl.U ) . CNAl'S In South Omaha. Met your property for rale und bouses for rent BOSWORTH & JOPLIN , Room 39 , Barker Block. Real EstateloaoFire , $ , Insurance , Notice to lirldcn Oontrnotois. Honied bids will ho received at the olllce of the County Clerk of Doric" County , Nebraska , until 12 o'clock in. , ot Juno lUh , It&H , for thu rebuildIng - Ing of the uuperHtruotion of two GO foot kjiuns 11 feet wide Mrulnlni ; beam combination bridge to replace the two Hpuns in the J'lutto river bridge near North llond. Albo for thu rebuild- ini ; of thu Huperstrnctlon ot haven U > foot vpau ? 1U feet wide btrulnlncheam combination bridge to replace nevcu apium In the 1'latte river brldgo near Fremont , Nebraska , llids will alxo bo recelvedf or all iilllnc.capB and ice breaku that'muy be needed lu building and repairing Bald bridges to he computed by the thouDana feet when completed work Included , All lumber and timber to be of oak ; the lloor nlunlc to be 'i\'i \ Indies think ; piling to bo 10 inches at point and IS Inches tit but t end , and to bo driven not led * than -t feet. All bills to bo accompanied with deposit of fifty dollars , ( KO.OOtund to be forfeited to the County , In case the bidder or bldileis to vrlioiu the contract or contract ! are awarded fulls within live days to enter Intocontrtitt & exe.'ute a good and nulUclont bond for the faithful per formance of uatd contract. The board reserve * the rluut to reject any or alljbldn. jly order of the llonrd of Supervisors , ' .Tl. I'.SIIIVKI.Y. County Cletk. PROF. F.'O.'FOWLCR , Moodu * . Conn. THE COMMERCIAL Cor. Dearborn and Lake Streets , " CHICAGO. , This ImtiRC 1ms just been thoroughly refilled nt a coht ot over II 5 , ( wo. milking It far better thnn any hotel ot the game iirlco In the 1VeHt. Klovator , Klectrlo Mvhts , Hutu Hooinn , utitl all modern Improvements. lUtHH , $ i.OO and $2.5O per Day , Including meuU. Centrally located ; accwsiblo to all railway Htutioun , thtmtora und buslneg * houses. Street cars lo all points of the city. Special rates to professional people. > > C. W. DABB i 0 J , P ropri ctors. OMAHA . > MEDICAL f SURGICAL INSTITUTE , N. W. Oor. 13th & Dodge Sto 03 R.A. . O HI S , APPLIANCES FOR DEFORMITIES AND TRUISES. Best facilities , apparatus nnd rcme < lle for SUL ecufut treatment ofrvrry form of dlitaie rtijuir- lug Medical or Surgical Trettinent. FIFTY ROOMS FOR PATIENTS. Hoard and atteudancc ; beit boiplut nccontmo. datloiu lu the vreit. WBITB TOR. CmcDiAm on neformltlei hud Mracei , Truuet , Club I'ett , Curraturc of th Splnr , Pile * , Tumor * . Cancer , Catarrh , llroochltlt , Inlialatlon , Elcctrlcltr , nralytlt. Ittiilrp.y , Kid. ucy , Illadder , Bye , Bar , SUiu aud lilood. apd all Operation * . DlBoasoB of Women a Specialty , HOOK ON Uiiiifiii or WOMED r iz. ' ONLY EELTABLE UEDIOAL IHQTITUI3 MixiNo * . ancuLTT or PRIVATE DISEASES. All Illood Dlftaie * mccenfully treated. Syph ilitic I'oUon rtinuved from the y > tem w > thout mrrrury. Netr letter * tl e Ireatroedt fur lot * ol Vital ) 'ower. I'ettoui uoablc lo vUll ua way be treated at koine by corrmtxindeoce All comiau- iilcalionicoDfiiteutlal. IellldnealIrlultrumeDU ent by mall or cjproi , cecurely packed , no intiki to Indicate content * or Milder. One per * tinal interview preferred. Call and contult u or tend hlttory of your ca e , and we will ud la \ilaln wrapper , our BOOK TO MEN , FREE ; Upon Private , flptciil or Nenrou * Dlvtuei , Im < vjicucy , Syphllii , Gleet aed Varioocele , VrUh yirttloa list. Adareu Oinuha juridical and furgleal fn > Hluteot DR. MctVIENAMy. . OMMU.HEB ,