> * THE OMAHA DAILY BEE ; SUNDAY , APRIL 1 , 1888.H3IXTEEN PAGES. - None Genuine Without . . "CO-'CrtVi Owv Signature. THE PIONEER MANUFACTURERS OF KEY WEST HAVANA CIGARS , Seidenber & Co , have added to their already large facilities a factory in New York City , Their long experience en ables them to furnish the public a cigar superior to anything ever put on the market for 5 Cents. Smokers of the FIGARO get a LONG HAVANA FILLED 5 CENT CIGAR. Which cannot be excelled for the price in the United States. BE SURE TO TRY ONE BEFORE PASSING JUDGMENT. Absolutely free from drugs , unadulterated , honest. Ask your dealer for FIGARO. Wholesale WesternAens- . . . . & CO. , OlHalia , Neb. Also for Thekla and La Rosa Espanola Havana Cigars. A Vorngn to Greenland. Written forSutlai1)cc \ \ buAn JnmlaonM.A. In Monday's issue I noticed a para graph which referred to the proposed expedition about to start from Scandin avia for the purpopo of exploring the interior of Greenland. Having once had the privilege of visiting this ice bound region. I trust that a low loaves from my diary may not bo without in- tercsl to some of the renders of the Omaha BBK. There is now no question as to the value and importance of Polar dis covery , nnd ns to the principles on which such expeditions should bo sent out. The main principles may bo briefly stated : First Their objects are explorations for scientific purposes and the encour agement of maritime enterprise. Second It is of the highest import ance for a knowledge of nature's laws' . Third It.opens up a field for scientific research generally. Fourth The attainment of the highest possible latitude or of the polo tsolf is not the object to bo sought ( as many suppose ) , but the exploration of the unknown area with a view to en riching nnd enlarging our field of science. Three winters ago I happened to bo located in a seaport town , Potorhcad by name , some thirty miles north northeast of Aberdeen. Scotland. Among the principal buildings stands the Arburth- not museum , which contains a line col lodion of natural history speci mens , coins , and other objects of antiquarian interest and these I was commissioned by the magistrates of the town to overhaul and arrange in scien tific order. I spent many n happy hour among these stuffed specimens , a large number of which represented typical spociofl straight away from the far regions of the polar north , and my fondest hopes' were that some day I might visit that icebound region and ECO them in their living and natural condition. My hopes were realized sooner than I expected by a jolly , bluff , old skipper coming in ono clay and of fering mo the post of surgeon on board his steamship the very same vessel which had a few years before , under the command of Sir Allen Young , suc cessfully rescued Mr. Leigh Smith and his associates , who hud been missing for some Considerable timo. Gaining my parents' consent , I soon sot to work and secured a suitable outfit together with such instruments of war which I guessed would prove useful in facing the wild denizens of the north , and on February 28 I found myself comfortably situated on board my ncw home. Wo were forty-two souls in all , but this number was afterwards increased to a total of soventy-lwo. On what errand were wo all risking our lives ? It waste to prosecute the "Greenland Seal and Whale fishery , " which is now as it has boon in former times , u most valuable and profitable commercial pursuit , Commerce is usually attended with little of romance or ndventure , but in the seal or whale fishing this is a dis tinctive feature. Such an exploit haste to bo carried out in the far off region , of the polar north amidst a series of dan gerous and harassing vicissitudes. But to return to the starting point. Thousands of people in fact tno whole populace thronged the north and south piers to wish us God speed nnd n full ,8hip and amidst the waving of handker chiefs and the falling of tears the good old ship steamed out of the scone of her winter s rest and in a few minutes be gan to plough thro' the stormy billows of the uriny deep. In twenty-four nours wo sighted the dark melancholy isles of Ultima Thule or Shetland which every render of Sir Walter Scott must bo well acquainted with. "Here too the Greenland tar , n fiercer guest , Claims a brief hour of not , not of rest ; I'rovcs ouch wild frolic that In wlnu hath birth , And wakes the land with brawls and boister ous mirth. " 'Shetland lies between 69 ° nnd C0 = > _ rth latitude and 2 ° west longtitudo ( und is fifty miles from another group of sislmuls called the Orkoys. The coast , Scenery is ut once striking nnd bcauti- w-ful , the action of the waves having worn * iho rocks intomnnorous fantastic shapes Jwith indentations hero and there form- Ting what are culled ' 'vocs" or "sea lochs" which being well stocked with r trout afford to the tourist some excellent - * lent sport. What I was most struck 4 with as regards scenery , was the harbor j in which wo cast anplior via "Brossay % Bound" which is crowned nt the north + end by "Fitful Head" both hijjh.tower- , ; . } J\K headlands well worthy of the * , euioglum bestowed on them by Sir V Walter Scott. It was here that the whole fleet ot the Spanish Armnnda anchored to one can imagine what an extensive refuge it is. Lorwick is the principal town , situated on the banks of Brcssay sound population 4,045 , and dates its commencement from the seventeenth century. This is the ren- dovouz for the whaling fleets bound for Davis straits and Greenland. Wo re mained hero for a fort-night during which time 1 had ample opportunities of getting nn'inkling into the habits and customs of these islanders. The men are lazy ; the women are pretty , and do the hard work. The staple manufac ture is knitted goods , and instead of speeding their dollars in drink , our British tars wore to bo seen crowding around the shop windows and gazing with admiration on the exhibits of the far-famed Shetland hosiery , which ad miration generally developed into an eager desire to invest in some pretty shawl or cap , which was forthwith dis patched to some loving wife or to the girl he had luft behind him. The women are far in excess of the men. Fishing is almost the solo occu pation of the latter , farm work and knitting being handed over to the care of the fair sex. The Shetland sailors are regarded quite as skillful at seal hunting as our British seaman , and on the "feeing day , " or day on which the captains of the various ships ro-inforced their crows , some curious scenes were enacted. You would see quito a crowd of eager follows , young and oldbustling around the captain , all vioing with each other as to who would bo first chosen , and it often happened that a youth , im pelled by his own inherent impetuosity , would climb over the shoulders of some older mate and thus got nearer the "man of business. " The list -of hands completed , the whole fleet , now some forty ships ( in cluding Scotch , Danes , Swedes , Nor wegians and Germans ) , steamed out in succession , and wo bade good-bye to the last really green land that wo should see for some time to come. As wo did so , success was wafted over to us in the shape , of a firing salute from Fort Charles. In reply each individual ship fired its cannon off as an echo back of thanks. The effect was grand , min gled as it was with feelings of sorrow and gladness. In four days sixteen hours our vessel struck the first ice in a latitude of 68 = north , opposite the island of Ian Mayon , Hero the sea was covered with a thin surface dressing of ice in the shape of pancakes , but the further wo advanced this stra tum gradually increased in magnitude , and thickness which considerably di minished our rate of speed. Jan Mayon is worthy of no particular mention further than that it contains a mountain , Beoronborg by name , some two thou sand foot high , nnd which is by nature of volcanic origin. It is inhabited by numerous bears , foxes and wild fowls. At this junction wo erected our "crow's nest , " which term demands explanation : Navigation through icobeing a perilous affair , it is deemed necessary to have an outlook from na high a position on the ship as possible. The main mast is chosen for this purpose , nnd on its sum mit is fixed a bur ml large enough to contain one man. This little house is nicely fitted up , nnd contains two tele scopes , so that the sentinel can discern the proper route nnd telephone down to the ship's bridge the direction in which to steer , and from the bridge the order is carried on to the man nt the wheel. I don't ' know if any of you have been nmongst icebergs , but if you have you know the fearful sensation that runs through you on a near approach to one. Now , what is an iceberg1 ! It is nothing more than a vast muss of ice that has broken away from such ice-sheets us cover Greenland and Spitzborgenwhich gradually creeps down and down from these mountainous heights till it reaches the shore. When it touches the son the lower margin is acted on by the destruc tive influence of the wives and breaks UP into endless forms of variety. These blocks , many millions of tons in weight ; drift to lower latitudes under the influ ence of the polar currents and grad ually molt nwny in water of a warmer temperature. As it drifts along it melts most rapidly under water. One ob served by Sir John Ross and Lieutenant Parry was two and one-half miles long , two and one-third miles broad and 163 feet high certainly not a very desirable obiect to como in collision with. Now this explains how many of the largo boulders of stone that wo find hero and there scattered over the surface ol the earth , como to bo where they are , for from a geological point of view icebergs are great transporting ayonts , bearing away in their headlong coureo numbers ol boulders nnd stones off the moun tains , which are strewn along the ocean's bad as the ice gradually melts. Thus if you. find on your Inna a largo boulder wlUi distinct slrlatlons or stripes on its surface , these indicate that il is an erratic block which has doubtless been transported nt a time when the land was under water and exposed to un ice drift. The sea water in the course of its freezing expels the salt and its freezing point is about 28 ° Faronhoit. The first form it takes on is as I mentioned in the form of pancakes , which soon become thicker , developing into "bay ice , " which is merely the thin covering of pancakes firmly united into ono solid mass. The third degree is the "Floe , " which is a sheet of ice the limits of which are visible. Then the "ico field , " the limits of which arose so extensive as to bo invisible cither by aid of the naked eye or telescope. "Pack ice , " the hist form , consists of broken floes forced together by such agents as wind and currents. Thro' all these various degrees of consistence wo had to force our way , and many a good bump we sustained , but no damage. As wo continued our course north wo were followed in our wnko by a largo number of wild fowl , chiolly of the gull species , such as tno Idttywuk" , burgo master and snowbird. This last mcn- ionod is a most handsome creature of pure , snow-white plumage , and is con stantly uttering its piercing shrill notes. I used to amuse myself catching these by means of a long line an d hook , baited with a piece of pork fat , which I lot run out from the stern of the vessel. The moment they fixed their eagle gaze on such n dainty morsel , down they swooped and nailed it in the twinkling of an eye only to find to their dismay that they had been ut terly hoaxed. It is a curious fact that the moment their feet came iii contact with the deck of the ship they had lost the power of flight , but if thrown up in the air they coulil wing their way all right. Many of the sailors had serious objections to my catching these birds , as they believe them to con tain the souls Of some departed seal hunters. Such is their superstition. On the 30th of March I had the pleas ure of seeing the first seal. A beauty it was , and a mother , too , for nestling close to its side lay its little cub. Feign would I have secured these , and had I done so I should have been subjected tea a line of about $250 , for by an interna tional treaty between Scotland and Nor way , the two nations most interested , a "close timo" has been established in the "Greenland Seal Fishing. " This period continues up to the 3d dnyof April. The reason for such a restriction is obvious , for only a few years ago , the practice of the seal hunters was to reach the seals soon after the young were born , and then watch for tno mothers as they came to suckle them and shoot them without morey , leaving the young to die in thousands of starvation on the ico. This reckless and barbarous style naturally caused a manifest diminution in the number taken , the consequence being that the herds are not now a twentieth part of their former size. By the institution of the above mentioned law , the young seals are not disturbed till they are mature and about to leave their mothers nnd make their own bread in the world , and they are com mercially of much greater value , being by this time better worth taking. On tlio 4th of April , after some pretty tough navigation , wo came upon a largo tract of''pack ico"about fou rmiles long by three broad , which was , as far as the eye could reach , litlerally covered with seals both young and old. Wo esti mated their number at 500,000 , and con sidered ourselves extremely lucky as wo wore the llrst to got in among them But the rest of the fleet was not long in following up the scent. We anchored our ship on the margin of the hunting ground , and as it was evening wo re served our strength for the morrow , all retiring early to rest , for wo de termined to bo up with the lark. By 4 a. in. wo were all on the alert and were soon on the ice in regimental or der , under the command of the first mate. Each man was equipped with following : 1. A leather bolt , holding scalping knife and steel with which to flense or remove the seal's skin. 2. A ' 'lowrlo tow " , or rope , eighteen feet long , with which to drag the skins to certain fixed spots on the see. 3. A club to despatch them with a shaft of wood four feet long terminating in an iron spike , clubbed at one extrem ity , pointed at the other. The sharp end is driven into their skulls , pierces the bruin , causing almost Instan taneous death , 4. Each man was provided with suit able clothing to ward elf the effects of the severe cold. 6. A few carried Martini Henri rifles nnd explosive cartridges in case wo should como across any polar bears. Marching four deep wo halted at every 800 yards and fixed a flagstaff bearing the name of the ship. Ton of these wo deposited in the ice in this manner , around which wo intended placirfg the sealskins , Each heap or collection of skins Js called by the nun- tor a "bing. " The butchery was some thing terrible , and roused in one's breast feelings ol the deepest sympathy but the work bad to bo done , After clubbinp the animal the hunter takes hold of it by ono of the paws or flippers and turns it on its back , seizing his knife ho slips it along tlio ventral or belly aspect from the apex of the lower jaw to the tail and then removes the skin with the blubber or fat adhering to it. All this can bo done by an export hand in from seventy to eighty seconds. Treating three others in the wimo way , ho makes a hole in the margin of each skin , through which ho puts his lowrio tow and drags the lot to the bingor flag staff. I engaged for a time in this bloodthirsty game , but'soon substituted my pencil and notebook for my club. There is nothing I can'compare ' the whole scene to bettor than to the stock yards at South Omaha ( especially when there is a full market ) ) the whining of the young and bellowing rff the old pre venting you almost from hearing your own voice. [ TO itu CONTINUED. ) A BOY PREACHER. The KIcvcii-Y'cnr-OId "Womlci1 AVlio Is Astonishing Kentucky. Great and unflagging interest , says a dispatch from Williams-town , Ky. . has been manifested nightly for the past week in the eloquent and wonderful preaching of the boy preacher , Rev. Pascal Porter , who lives near Madi on , Ind. , and is only eleven years old. Min isters in the prime of their ministry , minibtcrs grown gray in the service of their Master hung with rupture upon the words that fell with burning elo quence from his youthful lips , . Never in the history of this place have such crowds assembled to hear the preaching of ono person. People of every creed and denomination and with out a creed , and men who had not en tered a church for fifteen years attended nightly nifd were thrilled with interest and filled with wonder. He is a hand some boy , with a bright brown eye and a well-shaped head. Out of the pulpit there is nothing in his manner or speech to indicate his wonderful gift , but in the pulpit ho is a veritable giant , lie possesses u most wonderful memory and great gift of language , and his ser mons were logical , doctrinal and deep , and on each night ho spoke on an en tirely different subject. While all hero proclaim that his preaching is wonderful _ - ful and interesting , the community is about equally divided as to whether his sermons are original or whether ho has committed to memory the sermons of another ; but all admit , whether they are original or not , that the boy preacher is a wonder and a prodigy. Ho is never at a loss for the right word in the right place , and so thor oughly does ho seem to understand and appreciate his subject that if ho were not a boy the originality of his dis courses would never be questioned. The interest in them is not by any means confined to the fact that they nro delivered by a boy. If they were delivered by a minister of mature years and with tlio same degree of eloquence all would bo no less deeply interested. Ho was born near Madison , Ind , , No vember 0 , 1870 , nnd is the youngest of a family of seven children Ihrco boys and four girls. As soon as ho was old enough to talk ho manifested a desire to preach the gospel and make the world better , but was not permitted to enter the ministry until ho was nine years of ago. His education is limited , only having advanced ns far ; is the fourth grade in the public schools. Awly JoIinsou'H Grave. Philadelphia News : Andy Johnson's grave is at Greenville , Tenn. It is on ono of the highest bluffs in the vicinity of the town , and the tall , oagle-erowned shaft that marks the fipot can bo seen from the East Tennessee , Virginia & Georgia railroad for several miles , Travelers approaching the town watch for it with eager eyes. The lot is neatly enclosed with an iron fence , nnd the ( } n- closure contains an additfon to the prin cipal shaft several smaller monuments. Several children of the dead president are buried around him > und the lot throughout bears evidence of the most sedulous cure und attention , The most imposing feature of the shaft is the bronze cngle nt the top. Its head is turned toward the Appnlachain range , grundly blue in the distance , and its wings are spreading as though the great American bird was preparing to fly away to the pine-covered ravines of the mountains. In the foreground is the quaint little town of Greenville a sleepy village just awakening from a Rip Van Winkle sleep of twenty yours und a half as much more. It was in this little town that Andy Johnson lived and followed his trade , and a faded sign on an old-fash ioned house still bears the legion. A.'jOIfNSON , : I TAU.OH. I There is some reverence for old things in Greenville , and the faded is sacred. SOME CURIOUS WANTS. Portrayed in tlio Columns of n Metro politan Journal. The advertising pages of the New York Clipper nro full ofcurlous interest to the render who chances to bo outside the theatrical , dramatic , circus nnd ill mo museum circles. What nro the uninitiated to make out of this , for in stance : WANTHD A heavy ninn nnd nn old woman. No objection to a small child. Or this : WANTKtl ImmedlnloljStiong heavy woman. Pen on nit year. A man of Peru , N. Y. , hns"for sale or rent , one small ox with five legs , separ- nto from the body , using all of them.1 Mine. Annie O'Brien , giantess , nnd her child announce their readiness to en gage for museum or sideshow purposes. An Aspen , Col. , man has a fcmnlo mountain lion , three years old , nnd able to perform tricks , for1 sale. Albino twins nnd a enakechnrmcr announce that they may bo hired fora "joint salary of ' $10 n week , " relying upon nalcs of their photographs to increase the amount to respectable proportions. Another iidvertiscr has two eight- footed horses with sixteen iron shoos. " A Canadian who is organizing a com pany for the summer season advertises for "several versatile people , wanted to double in bra s. Man for heavies , etc. , especially. " For another summer com pany nn "attractive lady" is wanted. She "must bo young and possess at tractive face , figure and wardrobe. No fakes , old-timers , grumblers or kickers wanted. Temperate nnd single people only. " Yet another wauls "to hear from first-cluss repertoire peoplo. " The ever-blooming "Uncle Tom's Cabin" is numerously represented in the advertisements. One company has "two brass bands , two wonderful d'rum- mnjors , two Topsoys , two Marks , two Ophelias , jubilee singers , Siberian blood-hounds , donkeys , ponies , special scenery , etc. " "First-class people" are wanted for another "grand production" of Unelo Tom at Baltimore. An Uncle Tom tent show wishes a "lady for Top- soy that does song and dance and can do a good turn in concert. " "Onward the Queen of Burlesque in Triumph Does Advance , " is the fii-bt line of a large announcement that pro ceeds ns follows : "foremost in the realm of original ideas , Lilly Claywith a flash of Conceptive Genius , was the llrst to conceive the thought of utilizing the Redheaded Girl and White Horse us a successful stage effect , , by engaging Miss Marion Hartranft , a iovely blonde with locks of golden tint , and. by mounting her upon a fiery , untamed steed of biiowy whiteness , realize the popular legend. " "Plagiarists , " con tinues the modest advertiser , "no doubt will continue to imitate Miss Clay's Mammoth Success and copy her Won derful Originality. Let them do sol As fast as they purloin she will supply Novelties for her Patrons and prove to the world at large that in the future as well as in the past the Lilly Clay Colos- sil Gaiety Companv is truly the Sur vival of the Fittest. " But the most extraordinary of all the advertisements is that of coy , diffident Charles L. Davis , ho of "Alvin Joslin" and the band and the diamonds. Ho takes an entire page for his bashful nn- nouncomont. Half of the space is devoted - voted to recounting the triumphs of "Alvin Joslin , " which is termed in huge , black letter lines , "the Grandest Success the World Has Ever Looked Onl The Greatest Achievement of the Modern Ago ! The Most Brilliant Tri umphs in the annals of the Amusement World ! Tenth Year And as Popular as Ever ! " Nevertheless Mr. Davis is go ing to try something new next season and the latter half of the page is de voted to heralding the dopurhiio , in this impresivo style. "Next season I will appear in my now play , "One of the Old Stock , " the best comedy drama over written , in which play I will assume the same character of Alvin Joijlyn , but the comedy is en tirely now and original , in four acts. There is nothing of the old piny in the now one , the characters are new , the plot is entirely now , and the situations are strong. 'I shall carry a fir.st-elass company , as good as any company in America traveling. Some fine special ties will bo introduced in the now com edy , together with the celebrated Bos ton quintette , and the handsomest stage settings in the world no excep tion. I shall carry everything used in my now play , including full box sot * , roofs , wings , bor ders , drops , backings , set pieces , ground cloths , carpets , rugs , oil paintings , chandeliers , candelabra , calcium lights , embroidered and plush curtains and portieres , bric-a-brac and full sets of handsome furniture , the handsomest and finest money and art can produce. The bric-a-brac , oil paint ings , etc. , are from my private collec tion and represent some of America's best artists and European celebrities. The furniture and stage bettings used in the scene of the Now England homo are direct from homes of farmers living in Vermont , which I have been collect ing for two years past during my travels through thutbtato , and will bo historic ally correct , from the spin ning wheel and hall clock to the rag carpets. The dishes used in this sccno were secured in Plymouth , Mass. , from ono of the original Standish family , and presented to mo. Making a I'opresentativo ontlry of 850,000. Re quiring three special ears to transport same. I will carry four competent stage hands stage carpenter , machinist and two property men. Will have the fahow on the stage , not in Iho slrcot , and the best facilities for billing in America. Now lithographs , now woodcuts , now bconery , now costumes , now company nnd now play , everything now and the best entertainment traveling. - * THE GAY VENETIAN GONDOLIER. of n NlKlit Ride Wllh Two Drunken Boatmen , Florence Letter : At Venice I had my first experience in n gondola , after ar riving late nt night. It was certainly anew now sensation to walk from the station down the wide slippery stops to embark in a funereal looking cm ft , the covered centre of which looked for all the world like a coflln. The gondolas are covered with black and the central portion is studded with old-fashioned collln-nails , Anything more uncomfortable than these covered compartments it would bo hard to find. Perhaps upon a pleas ant evening ono could recline ujxn ) a pile of rugs and by lying perfectly flat get his head low enough to bo able to get a view out of the window. But in the practical riding of ovory-day lifo your head is in the top of the roof fully a foot above the top-lino of the window. It is so cramped that a person can not sit upright. I shall never forget my departure from Venice the follow ing night. During the day I had taken a short ride in ono of the open gondolas , and found that a fairly comfortable way ofo ! ing about. But when night came again it rained in perfect torrents. The hour of starting was late. The two boatmen in charge of the godolu char tered to take mo to Iho station had been drinking and were much excited by it. They were in dripping oil skins. I climbed into my coflin apartment with a young English friend and , our luggngo being placed in front of us , filled the box up completely. Then the gay gondoliers doliers started off with us nnd mudo ehort cuts down the darkest of side ONLY jri Cents for HOUSEWIFE 4 Moiitlm III And your choice of PI VK geeni IMihllOAtlonn 1 YKAH , u CENTURY , HARPER'S ' OR SCUNNER'S-a , * joy prefer , KIZZY'S LOYALTY. Written by MARION HAHUAND Kxprcsoly for The Housewife. r.vcrybcdylllwnnt toreml this beautiful story which bo- nlniln Mnreh IliutfKwur. . March number nlso rontnlns : Uncholor Housekeeping , by Annie I , , .lixck , xhowlnff how t obachelor * Vrpt hun o ; nn nmnsliiustory by Allco Wellington Uolllns of A Poor Rich Mnnt Thrift or Shift , by M. llolcn Iovrtt : How Huldnh Kept ' - ' " House , by lIuiiRcrfortl : ncux ; tlellKht Cnrson ntiil Ik. „ . . . . „ . . . , nrnttlcnl story on Kooolnw House Well on Ton Dol- Inrs n Week 1ms delighted t > o tunny Deople.wlll Klvo 119 poino of her fnxurltu roclpet. Mnrln 1'nrlon will ben'n ' a series of nrtlelei on Some Things Every Housekeeper - keeper OiiRht to Know , .lullct Cor on \ \ \ \ \ toll us How to Buy nml Uao Bqpf to the Best Advnn- while May Kingston will furnish Old-fnshlonod Cookory. 'Jhocelebnited Dr. Frank , author nf th noini > Ur books. The Health of Our Children , nml Honlth In Our Homos , ndhoso practical articles on how to keen well liavo made him famoim , will KVO us n llttlo'talK on blphthorln nml How to Guard nKnlnst It. ( hrlstmuTtrhuiio llerrlck tellsusof Some Important Trlf los In the Nursery , anil inukcM timely Mutest IOIIM on thoriuoof the llttconts. Mm. M 1' . Untidy \\ill ( lewrlbo the now Fashions niul help us In our Homo Dross * mnklnR. Kllzu II. 1'arki-r snows How n Pretty Pnr- lor Wns Mnclo nt n Small Coat. Harriet llrldtto'8 attractive llhiKtrnted article on Fnncy Work nncl Homo Docorntlon will delight nil. Mrs. Crockett's jiase on Brush and Pnlotto will furnish our nnmteur nrtlxtx much-needed Infornm- tlon. Mis .lohn Sherwood , the noted writer on etiquette , author of Manners nnd Social Usanros , will tell us How to Behave , Chilean Exchange Department , in the hands ot Agnes U. Stoddaid , leaves llttlu to bo desired. How to Talk , How to Got Up Nlco Dinners , Homo Dressmaking , Homo Docorntlon. The Cultivation of Flowers , In short everything that women wunt to know , will bo discussed from month to month by the best authorities. THK HOt'SKWIPK ' Klves more for the money thiin any other publication. It entertains with tlioinostdollclitful stories. U Instructs by nnsworltiK iiuostlonson all subjects IntereMlmj to Its imtroiiR. The most pitted of w filers In all the different dcpui tments of social llfo Wo cannot be- Kln to tell you about It In this advertisement. Duo woman expressed It when nhe wrote us , "Knelt number Is so much better limn the preceding , I don't know what you will do by and by. " Benrt 1O cents for months , and see for yoiirxelf. N. B.- Mention the lice , as the 1st , 2Oth. 6Oth , 8Oth and lOOth poisons answering till * ailvcrtlsetnent w 111 ench lecelve n year's subocriptlon to either Century Marine , llaiper'd Month ly , Scrlbner's Magazine , Harper's Weekly , or Harper's Ihmir , as ) oii prefer. We do this to get yoxt to mention lien. Wo want to llnd out how innny ileo renders buy Hotsi\\u ) : > : . If > ou slmtiM bq entitled to chose one or these publications , you can , If you are aliendy a sub crUior for that publl- ration , have your subscription begin w hen present tmbserlptton expires. IN CASH GIVEN AWAY nn\t tlireo montliK to subscribers who make the most ) words out of the sentence "Tho Housowlfo Is the best homo pnpor. Lnrpro cnsh premiums to club raisers Romnrknblo premium oilers. Only IO conti for 'tmonths. . C < MBJ Av , orccmicid , MUSS. HOW TO MAKE MONEY , IN GASH , FOB CIGARETTE SMOKERS WHO USE Athletic and Satin , Regal , , Four in Hand , Straight Cut ; Fragrant Vanity Fair , Superlative , Little Jockey and Velvet Brands. $22,500.00 IN CASH To bo given to consumers of brands nt Cigarettes above mentioned , on July 2d , October 1st , anil Dec. 23th , IbSS , payable at our ollico , to bo divided as follows 3 cash gifts each of { 1,0011.00 , amounting W.000.00 7" > cash Kit Is each of f iM , niuountlngl , 875.00 3 " too. * , ru J0.03 ri.no , symjncl , " 10.01) ) , " 2KK ( ) ) T7 c.oo , 30 " " 100.00 , " 3,00000 4" " " 60.00 , " a0.00 The following amounts in cash will bo distributed on each of the following dates : July I'd , October 1st , und December 25th , 1888. 1 Cash Gift of . . . . $1,000.00.$1.001.00 25 Cash Gifts of. . $25.00. . . $ 025.00. 1 . " 500.00 500.00 50 " " . . 15.00. . . 750.0(1 ( 100 " " . 10.00. . . 1,000.00 3 " " . . . . 250.00. . . . 750.00 " " . 225 , 5.00. . . 1,112.5.00 10 " " . . . . 100.00. . . . 1,000.00 15 60.00. . . . 760.00 430 $7,500.00 To the person semllnK to our address the greatest number of empty 6 , 10. IB or 3) cent packet wrappers or boxes of Kimbiill'H Htrainht Cut , Flagrant Vanity Kalr. Superlative , Mttle .Jockey niuj Velxut brnndslth Mtamps miitilated. will be nwuided the ilrst gift of 11,000.110 : to the neit , tlioHec- oml gilt of ? " ) (0.0(1 ( ( : to the next il. the ikl gift of W > 0.00 oaeh , nud HO on , until nil are distributed. NCVriCR.-Dut'ililo cover of bote.s only will bo in'ceiiiiry. Satin Wrappers must be Hccoinpnuled wltnbnnd label and Insldo wiapper bearing our Imprint. Wrappers or boxes coverluc 'M Clgar- ctt H. will be counted us two. Ties will bo divided. _ . All parcels must bo sent by MAIL or KXI'UKSS I'UKrAID , with Niuno of Bonder. Town. Count * iindHtiite , mid number of wrappers marked plainly on outsldoot ] > ackuge , and must bo InonrlmnilH by JULY 2d. oomiir.ltlst and DHCIIMIIlUt Mill. IBHB.on wlilrli dates th resncetlvo contests will cfoM'.whenthomonoywIllboicmlttcdas promptly us possible. Sending * for llrst uwuuis will not be Included in nubbuquent uwaida. C3TAI time of awarding cash prizes , any person having sent us ICO empty boxes or wrappers , will receive a beautiful AUIU.M CoNTAim.vo FOKTY-Kiour KMiiosbisil GAUDS , illustrating the "Anns of Dominions , " emblazoned in gorgeous colors. WM , S , KIMBALL & CO , , Manufacturers of fine Clgnrctlcs , Horhcstcr. N. Y. canals where tlioro wns not a single light. I could not see nothing except the narrow line of dim light gleaming from the black waters through the nar row window. The gondoliers sang and chanted uproarious bongs and cries whenever they reached a corner or bend in the canal , BO as to warn approaching boats against collision , The two gondo liers tried to outrow each other , by way of variety , and succeeded by their muscular and furious struggles in making the boat wabble to the right and loft in a way that threatened every moment to upset our funereal craft , livery time the boat wo.ild lurch in the wildest possible way the boatmen would roar with laughter , as if they hud an idea that the occu pants of the collln wore thereby paral yzed with terror. They evidently la bored to produce that disagreeable im pression upon the people whom they were palled upon to carry through such a storm at such a late hour at night. Hut no remonstrance came from the folllu. Neither the rcprohontntivo of England nor of the United States felt like showing any nervousncbs. Our silence and con.po-uiro were construed in a complimentary way , for when wo Hied out at the station after our ride the boatmen saluted us nnd said "Ameri canos" as we passed , The peculiar fea ture of the gondoliers is the way they demand their pourboiors , They never wait until they cease rowing , lay down their oars , and demnnd their drink money with the ferocious nir of bri gands , leaving it to bo infearred that if it U not promptly forthcoming the passengers will never reach the shore , Mr . Cleveland' * ! Double. Now York fjun : Mrs. Cleveland 1ms a double in Washington , whoso ap pearance on the promenades and re sorts of fashionable people in the West End is creating much interest and amusement. An air of mystery sur rounds the lady , from the fact that people plo generally have no idea who the is. One tiling is certain. She is so very much like the lady of the white house , that almost every person who passes her in the street turns to get u good look at the person they suppose to bo the presi dent's young wife. From time to time paragraphs appear in the local pnpera to the oiloct that Mrs. Cleveland waa promenunding on Connecticut avenue- on Sunday , or that she was taking an early morning walk through the West End , or that she wns buying violets in the markets. The paragraphs generally concluded with the statement that she was accompanied by the largo doer "Hoy , " recently presented to her. It was soon learned that Mrs. Cleveland was at none of the places at which the pa pers reported her to bo. Then it was learned that the mysterious stranger who so closely resembled her was the lady who was attracting /ill / the attention. It is not surprising that the mistakes were made , for the lady does look strikingly like Mrs. Cleveland. She is the name hoight.uml almost of the same proportions , She has the same bright face and pleasant smile , and altogether is quite as good looking oven as Mrs. Cleveland. Hhe la somewhat heavier , however , and hoc hair and eyes are of a lighter hhnde. Tliis lady ib always accompanied by a big dog assho walks about the city , but lie is larger limn Hey and a butter look ing dog. Last Sunday Iho unknown lady and her faithful companion walked out Connecticut avenue toward Dupnnt Circle as the great crowd of prom- onadorsweru going up and down that fashionable Sunday thoroughfare. Al most every person she mot looked hard at her or made i-omo comment about how ( jueer it was for Mrs. Cleveland to bo out ou that busy street alone. The lady ovidenliy knew that she was being stared at , for she hurried along in tm embarassed manner , hiding her face as much as possible and looking straight ahead. The occupants of the whitu house were for a tnno greatly puz/.lnd to know how the various paragraphs mentioning Mrs , Cleveland's appear ance in all quarters ot the city found their way into the papers. They un derstand the matter now , nnd whenever Mrs , Cleveland is reported as being in in some place eho was not , she Unowai she is the victim of mistaken identity , , chargeable to the lady who looks Ilk * Ucr.