5 B U . . THE OMAHA DAILY BEE : SUN MY , MARCH 4 , 1889.-S1XTEEN PAGES. 1 BK3T T7 AT * ' body by contusion Ahnrt to-any ptrtof.the tusion , caused , by coming'In contact vio- Itntly with fome other body , -th contused , Wood lnth parUnj'ared thawing a dark nark to the extent of the hurt ; Is a bruise. . , Ai to the effect of 8uch'injuriesgreat or small , . natural action. Ii disturbed , ( lift vtnm art cloned , circulation Impeded , congeston ! cU In and palni en ue. Nature Is Impatient of MJ Impediment to its regular order ; .11 trio. to force the circulation thrpngh Its proper Channels thus closed nnd pftlnTntenslfieS. It tnay In minor hurts after longnnd painful ef- fbrfa restore the functions andby slow decrees Leal itself , but'pain Is.'Its. signal of dIUress , and the greater the p.tln the louder | t culls for help , and no long as.pain lasts.lt needs that help. Wlmt Is that help ? Something' that will -penetrate Uccply , stimulate nnd' oothe , and by vigorous application sub- ' . 'due the conKcstion.Yith. . nature's aid it -Clears away tho. nliKtnictlon * , heals-tfie'ln- ' lured tlssiie mid restores..How - quickly this can be done Is set'ti.initho rapid disappear- Mice'of the-black innrks , and this Is .the fpcclflo action , -the licalijis process of 8t. ' Jacobs Oil. ' 'It.is the thing needed and. . lust what' nature cull * 'foT in. the .euro of bruises , ns.tliuii-ands Icstlfy who 'have tried it. lfnt tlie condition * 'in cuts and' wounds arc'ri liUlo dtti'arcnt , although the principles of licidini ? re tliesame. . The tls- . luce-fated and torn apftrt ties nro i-cparntttd. - , bcsidca bciiii ; bnifaid ; &Hi ( nature's oiriurtis 'Intensified in'trying to bring tho.pnrta. together to begin.the'process of hOallng : Ilardtv any one Would pour into a gaping Wound a remedy for relief , butsoso'on us na ture brings together the parts and they nd- lierej'which is almost Ijistuntly , St. Jacob ! .Oil , Xisedln iK'cortJanco with directions for PBO which accompany every bottle , will rn.ig- Ically knit together those parts and confirm the action of naliireby a perfectcure. : .Who is WEAK , NERVOVS fKD.wTjo Inhfcj FOLLY and IdNORANCE. -niS.rT.KlV AWy Ills VltlOK ot MOnV , IKBantt MANHOOD. earning'sxhiuitllng iratm apna. the fOWNTAIWH of LIFK , UGAUJlCnE , BACKACHE , Dreadful ) remni. &CAKXEM ! * of Memory , I1AHH- . j. * o FACE , and all the BFFEtrTW lendincto CAKl Y 1CECA V IU4 perhapi CONNUMPt. r > IT AC IMHANITT , ibould coniult at < mee the CELEBRATED Dr. Clarke , Established JS61. 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BRIDES .AND BRIDEGROOMS , * ' . * ' i i Incl&bnts of the Altur-r-To Pop'or ' ' ' ' ' . . . . -Notto'Pop ? . " . . . ; ( ' ' A''MATRIMONIAL OUTBREAK. - , .1 * . * * 'Overwhelmed by Tokens Discarded Hut True Winning -Ilrtdc A . CclcHtlnlJljovo Story Xu'e. fiallor'a Bride. V . . - ' . 'Matrimony. . To pop or dot to pop , that is the question , 'Whether 'tis ' easier for a man to suffer ' In single blcs cdncss the rubs of fortune.- Or ask ? otnc pretty prelty girl to share his troubled " . ' ' ' ' ' 1 And by proposing end'them ? To.w'oo , to . ' ' wed , " . ' No niore nnd by a form to ay no's free , From all the little ills , a bathclor , poor man , IspmRMcd with 'tis a consummation. , . . Devoutly to bo wishedTo woo , to wcd-r I'urhnpsafamtlyl Ah , there's tno rub ; . For In the Mui-riugo state what Cares may ' . ' ' coma . . When ho hns taken to himself a- wife 'Must tivo him pnuBo : thero'a the rdsjicct ' Tlmt makes ccllbucy of so' IOHR a life. Tor ; who could bear tU6 the washerwoman's crimes , ' . , - ' ' The bultonluss shirt , the stockings fun Of holes , ' ' ' The nangs ol collnrs With asawllkd edge , ' sins the cat's misdeed Thd Ibil lug-Uceper's , deed , ' And stratigo wrnporatkm of his brnndyj . When ho himself might , his quictons'/mako . . 'With a'pluln gold riugl Who wouldclmm- b'ers keep . . . - ' ' And firowl s d fret n'RoIitrtryllfo ' Uut that the dread , pf endless tradesmen's' bills' . ' ( The housekeeping expenses , from whoso . doom , . No Benedict ORcapes ) ' purzlcs tho' will .And multcsi.him rather boar the ills ho hns Than lly to olhurs.ttuit. perhaps arc-worse. Thus prudence makes n cownrd pf a man , . And thus wo s.qo inojst , desperate flirta tions . ' . . . On'this account too often ih smoke , And promises apparently'of granilo Arp brpkcirliko the cnHt of apple pie , And laities-bring anaction. . " : ' A 'Matrlmonjal .Outbreak. ' PoV.tl'arid' , Ore. , 'Special to.the'St. . Paul Pioneer Press : .Ruby.City is the 'principal place in the Salmon river mining district in c'astqrn Washington' 'territory. It is'a typical mining town , and contains n hotel large .enough to ac commodate fifty persons , several restau rants , anuuiborof saloons and other' 'stores aud houses , 'including a school building. Recently' the taxpayers elected three school directors'who in 'turn elected oneof their n umber ja hardy minor , who has worked with the pick allover ever the world , teacher of the school. 'He resigned at thd on-d of a month on- the ground thnt ho' did not' possess1.tho necessary amount of "lurnin' " to.hold , the position. The directors on ' being , put to the test of designating his sue- , .ccssor , found that no ono in town was competent to hold theplace. . A bright' idea took possession of the president of. 'the board , a.tall , slim man of Bill Nye aspcc.t , and ho inserted advertisements in the papers of' PortlandTacbma arid Seattle calling for ' 'lady teacher of ox- 'poribnco'none ; 6.hoV..ucod | apply. " Ho received many application * aud selected ' ' ' ' ' one' ' ' . , Three ' ' \ vcok0ng6 to-day the stage that runs between 'Spokane Falls and Ruby .City landed at the 'latter place a medium-sized , winsomeyoung' woman df twenty'with dark bliio oycs and long , silken'hair. She was a typical brunette , and us she was the first white , woman 'who had sot foot in the town she at- .tmcted universal attention. The 'wily 'president of the board had permitted nor'-to 'drrrivd uuhoraldedtaiid when she step-petl out of tho'coach ho warmly' welcomed , her , making .tho remainder of the male population- . the village green with envy. Ho' escorted her in triumph to the hotci , and .when taking leave said ho would call that evening to. confer with-hor concerning tho'school. .Ho came according tothe .agreement , but was chagrined to find the beautiful miss had bestowed her affections upon tho' forty-fix year old proprietor of the .hotel.-Whenhe broached the school topic she rcfe.rred himto her husband that jvns to bo. The president turned away with a'sad heart , but was present that evening at a little marriage cere mony.in the .hotel lobby in which the hotel proprietor and schoolmarin wore the contracting parties' . .Taking resolution from despair the president went through the applications and chose one , the author of which put in her appearance in Ruby City four days later. She was Miss Campbell , and she came from Spokane Falls. She had been in town only four hours when fcho promised to be the bride of the boss saloonkeeper. The school president felt discouraged and was not scon in the streets for four days. He had not been idle , however , nnd towards the end of the week a Miss Wood arrived from Seattle to take charge of the school. She said she was twenty- two , but sho'looked to bo thirty-six. She was about as ugly as Medusa , and the president smiled to himself when ho mused'thnt in nil likelihood she would tench the young idea how to shoot some thing else besides other people's pigs , whereas her Vcnus-liko predecessors had not been granted an opportunity. She never assumed the duties of her position , for the proprietor of- the gen eral merchandise store made her his wife two days after she arrived. The president was now reduced to the verge of despair and he knew not which way to turn. To save his life he could not secure a teacher. Every ono that came was married inside of forty-eight hours. Ho evolved a scheme in his own mind , and last Thursday six good-look ing young women from Portland and Seattle arrived in the camp. Five were married by Friday evening , the stage- driver , two saloon-keepers , a restaurant man , and a mine-owner being the lucky bridegrooms. Saturday morning the sixth wedding took place , and the school president was the groom. Ho has deter mined to make his wife principal of the school , to which no on objects , and matters - tors will soon be running smoothly in the camp. The only man of any promi nence who did not get a wife was a pros' pcctor named Jones. Overwhelmedbj-Matrimonial Token * Snm Goddard advertised for a wife in a Georgia paper two years ago. Sam it a countryman who bears a striking resemblance semblance to the uncle of his country though ho is not so well dressed. Hi : advertisement was about as follows : "Wanted A. wifo. "I want a good , affectionate wife wlu will bo a mother to my little children. She must bo a good housekeeper and well disposed. I prefer that she b < light complected , but no red-headed woman need apply. I have a homo with four children , 200 bushels of corn and fifty bushels of sweet potatoes. "I catch 'possums enough to cook wltl the sweet potatoes , " This advertisement was published several times in Rome , and was coplet all pvor the country and in several foreign oign uapors. The replica began t < come in the second day from dilforen .parts of the state , then from adjoluinf States , and finally from 'every par of the union , After -a month ese so letters began to < come fron other countries. A number'tcami from England and Scotland , ono or tw from Germany , and one from New Zen laud , Tliore- were over l000 ; letters ii all. At.flrst , Goddard was blitlio nnd joyful. Ills Bpltll : < j rose'and bubbled ever In nil sorts of ingenious , dcmou- etrations. There were locks''bf . hair , miniature bouquets , end once in n-whtlx ) .a photograph'- The happy rustic oxh'l- bitc'd .these trophies' > vith undiguisod satisfaction , and all "went merrily with . .himthen. . 'Ho was .the most courted miin in America- ' ' ' . . . By and by there carhe ft reaction. The great doopi'of his heart were broken up as his ponderous and uncouth affections' were gradually dissipated among n legion of admirers. Ho became despon dent , and finally , when the foreign let ters began to.'como in with twonty-flvo cents extra postage on every other one , ho was sick at' heart. The subject Boomed to'have gathered terrors with its numbers , and the reality ot 1,000 sweethearts was-far'nioro terrible than the rosy anticipation that had preceded it. After two years deliberation Sam put all these loves aside and took unto .ilmself a wife of his homo acquaintance. , This Is a true story , arid SUm'Goddardi now'lives happily near Rome. . A Deceiving Brldctfroorri , , Cincinnati' Enquirer : Years ngo tiicre lived In the town of fronton , . O. , a Miss , Josophl'n'o B. Schtichlelter and Joseph T. Hotter , HD was employed in ono of th'o rrian.v , 'rollin'g millri .in that Urbn manufacturing-town. " .Sho-was left nn orphan early'-.irt llfo , and lived with her brother , -George SchaoTiloiter , ' who kept-a' restaurant. . She' became profi cient as ft cook and general hbusekoep'or , and was just suoh.aybuiig'wouian'ns a ' ' wifo. laboring man would-want'for a .Thp' two hivd almost grown up together , 'and when they arrived at' the maturity of man hood .and womanhood they were .married. , ' ' ' , This Wtis on September 20,1872. They lived happily together-fprsovornl years , and two'children' were'born ) to them' . Potlor proved to bo ri sort1 of shiftless fellow.'IIo earned good 'wngeS whq'ti ho worked.but ho wo'ujd not work steadily. About'1881 or .1882 ho lot ( his wife for no reason .other than that ho took a notion .tp seek work in the. west : She did not hear from , him and knownothing about him. ' Slio. . cjaino to this City and earned her living in . rcsUutrants. as a forewoman. ' , . understanding the business veiywall. . Dur- ' ing-1883 sho'mot'ono John W.'Borinetto , who'earned his living tit , various' ocou- ' . nations , having no steady employment. Ho became enamored -'of' Mrs. Potter. Ho paid some attention to 'her , and 'finally .proposed marriage ; She told him of her husband , and said sho'hail no - knowledge whether ho was dead or not. Bonnotto was equal to this' emergency. A short ttrjlo afterward hci showed her what appeared to be clipping -from 'a Kansas City paper , detailing' the -death by accident bn a railroad of ; Joseoh B. Potter : Ho said ho had cut it from'a' pabcr that had boon sent to him. She was not satisfied with .this. Not long afterward ho-oxhibitcd'to' her a.letter , purporting to have boon .Written by the mayor of St' . Joseph , Mo. , corroborating ' the storyas . 'told in th'p printed slip she .had soon. This , convinced. Nlrs , Potter and shb marrio'd Bennotte on. the 1st of January' , 1884. They had livod-togother bill a'short' time , 'when ono day Mrs. ' Potter's daughter came homo and said she had seen her fatheron. . the street.- and talked to him. This was a stunner to the then -Mrs. Bonnotto. She at'onco left Mr. Bonnotte arid would . nqt li'vo with him- any more. Soon afterward she saw her. llrst husbandMr. .Potter , was thus convinced thatho was nllvo.and realized the stop shb had in nocently taken ; 'Sho made .somo inquiries - , quiries and found-that Bennett had th'o occbuut of Potter's death printed on a card-slip of paper and'then pasted.It on a card so that no ono could see that the reverse aideof the paper had/no .print ing on it and. was not 'clipped from , a newspaper. . . .She bo'gan proceedings for ; n divorce from Bennotte , soon after tins' . She had been deceived by him'and she 'wanted to clear herself of any. , appearance of wrong doing. This case' , was the ono heard . .yesterday- . Judge. Kumler granted a divorce. She will now en deavor to got a divorce. from Potter , who has again- disappeared , and get bavk as far as possible to her original bclf. Seventy-Three Years. "My grandparents , " writes Mr. Thomas S. Wilkes to the Portland Ore- gonlan , "are , I believe , the oldest couple on the Pacific coast. They live at Greenville , Washington county , Ore gon. Peyton Wilkes was born in 1791 , and EO will bo ninety-seven years old next May. Ho is one of the few pen sioners , of the war of 1812. His wife , Anna Wilkes , is ninety-ono years old , and they were married in 1815 , ( in Juno , I think. ) They cnmo the plains across in 1845 , and settled in Washing ton county in 1840. They were both born in Bedford county , Virginia , came to'Indlana about 1820 , and to Missouri in 1839. So in following the star of empire they kept ahead of the iron horse until ho overtook them at the 'jumping oft place. ' They have throe sons living , twenty-seven grandchil dren , forty-one great-grandchildren , nnd eight great-great-grandchildren living. Grandfather is ono of the boys yet ; at least ho culls my father the old man , and bids fair to reach 100 , and 1 will say that if they live to celebrate their diamond wedding the old pioneers of Oregon shall bo invited , and wo will make them welcome at the old home stead. If there is an older pioneer in Oregon or an older couple in the United Slates wo should like to hear from them. " A Celestial IJQVO Story. San Francisco Examiner : Chung Ah Kow , a Chinaman who arrived In this city about six month ago from Texas en route to China with a pretty white wife and two children , was met at the ferry landing by a reporter ns ho was cross ing the bay to visit some friends in Oakland , in company with his family and a servant. On being addressed by n reporter Ah Kow appeared BO affable nnd willing to talk that the scribe joined him on the boat. When seated his eyes beamed with a sort of quizzical in telligence ns ho remarked : "I quite understand your curiosity. You have noticed that I have a white wife and n pair of pretty little girlsand you want to know how I came by them. Isn't that so ? " "Well , I expect you have guessed it , " remarked his companion , . "but a police officer at the ferry has already told me that you were a cattle king from Texas. " "A cnttlo klngl" ho exclaimed ; "why , I have not more than 1,000) , but I have considerable land. " "How did you happen to make such an investment in that country'was in quired. "That lady you see over there , mj wife , was the main cause , and I'm not u bad looking fellow in American clothes , am IV" ho continued , straightening up , The assent was given that ho was not. "Then you will admit that she wa somewhat excusable in disregarding race prejudices.- The whole story if that I lived in San Francisco.until thai fool 'Kearney began to stir things up Fearing that members of my race woult ] bo motostcd sooner or later , nhd. nol desiring to return to my native country poorj as I had run away from a wealth } father in' Hong Kong , I determined t < seek n now locality , . CJatherlng-togdthci about $5001 drifted south aud-cottUttucx to drift through Arizona nml Colorado until I finally llultldd In Ban Antonlft , ' Tox. Then , ' ' ! ' opened , n Chincss. bazaar and Bold my ' goods at . ยง iion onorrnous'pi'Qflti * that It uras but n. short time hofbro I htttYaoout M.OOO.I was 'admitted n . K member of. ' the 'fcocial club thoro' nnd became extensively' quainted.1 Ambnf ( my .acquaintances vroro many Indies ; Many of thorn gave pave mo cause to think that my atten tions wbuld not bo repulsed. . To one of these I boenmq "Attached. " Her name was Annie Freeze. Again , that's my wife. I did nqt 'then ' know that she owned in hor'own name ' 1,000 acres ' of land not many mites nwav > It was what you would call a raso of true love and it ron'smooth. " ' At the closing sentence the reporter looked tip rather suddenly. * "O , I'm'quito convornant.wlth ypur literature , 'as Is ' evidenced by my fond ness of Shakespeare and other authors whom , it is ftaiu , ' foreigners do not ap preciate ; ' . .Well , to continue , I paid my addresses to hor. Then a revulsion of feeling seemed to take' place. ' . I was ac ceptable enough until I desired to marry ono of their native daughters , . though she -was' an orphan , by the 'way. ' D. T. McNcar' , her guardian , made it so warm that wo had to run away and got 'mar- rind in another county -by 'a justice of .the peace. She 'was nineteen ' years of ago , and T wrts thirty at. that time. Wo got married though , all right , and. returned to face the music. , It was .a cold reception that wo got. I told her that It would bo 'all right , that I. had over 3/5,000 / , and could , make more. ' It was then that eho told me that she had I,000.acrc8'bf land in her own rightand' a house aud a lot in the city She ad vised nip to buy cattle nnd stock it , . ' I then closed but my. . business to ndvan- trigo ; bought cattle and plodded'alon until I was nblo td purchase 6,000 add.- tional'.acrcs , and now wo own G000 ; acres of good hind , and' over 1,000 head of ftt'oqk. which arc fncrcasing . ' ' It is' , all paid for. The'.cowboys , have tried to kill mo dnco. or 'twice. " "Why did you. go to China ? " " .To BOO my father , .whom I bad not soon for eighteen years. ' < , . . "And you return jubton the ovo'of your now yonrr" " . ' "That is tho'majn reason I did return.- I married a white wothan nnd .1 desire to become a white man ! or as. nearly as possible' . Furthormdro , 'my business sndly needs attention , " "How do the people of Ban Antonio regnrp'you and your wife riow ? ' ' "Things are all right how you see I have some money ; that makes som'o.dif- foroiico. " . and Ah Kow'winked. . . The boat 'arriving bri'tho other side , the fat Chinaman' aud his vigorous and rosy wife bndo the reporter' adieu , in forming' him that they would ; take the overland . train for their h'omo 'this morning. ' . . The family 'wns.the center of 'attrac tion on'tho boat during the entire trip. Many p'ersons'wiH ' remember . 'the no toriety attaching to. the marriage of Chung Ah KoW'and ' Miss Frocso , the lattcr'being of rift old and eminently re spectable family. ' ' v . . The Sailor's Bride. . . San Francisco Chronicle ; Among the whalers who arrived in this port a fo.w months ago with > a share of 'the Arctic catch of whale nnd bone was one. who foil in love with'iprotmbly the .homeli est of Africa's daughters to be found on . the Bnrbary.cpagt. To cap the climax of his folly , ho espoused. the dingy. dam sel aud assigned ) to 'her $500 yet due ' .him. to keep the wolf from the" door. "until his rcturnmcxt fall from a second cruise. . . , ' 'ci . . . . No sobnbr , however , ' had ho.woighed anchor and passed'outside ' 'the Golden i Gate than the -wolf , . or ratli'er two'of themv appeared at the door , in'thoform' of old lovers of the bride , and pro ceeded to shape their Course for'a renewal - - newal of their smiles nnd a dip into the sack where the SoOO was stowedaway , ' - Oho is known as "Blind Dick" and .the other as ( 'Scar-nosed Charlie. " ' The pair tried to sit.each' . other out. - This thing of alternating in warmth ' of the dark-skinned whaler's' bride be came irksome to the rivals and in-theso cold days and nights was anything but pleasant. An end had to come of it sooner or later , and it did come On last Saturday night somewhere about the hour of midnight. While "Scarenosed Charlie was on the inside of the room door with the thermometer at blood heat , "Blind Dick" was on the other side of the room door , blowing through it like a cyclone. Then it was that "Blind Dick's" patience gave out and planting his mighty foot against the bolted door , ho burstod it in , much to the annoyance of "Scarcnosed Charley" and his dusky companion , who were as happy as might bo expected under the circumstances , having a pyramid of full beer bottles and an abundance of sau- Bages and blue-moldy cheese on an old rickty table. The entry of Dick was the signal for a fightwhich commenced instantor. The two rivals fought in the room and out of it , through the hallway where they rolled each other over and over. "Scare-nosed Charley" got the worst of the fight. Ho has been confined to his room since , taking care of his head , which looks more like a mashed pump kin than an adornment to a human being , while "Blind Dick , " haying won the day , was most gracefully installed in the quarters of the whaler's dusky bride , where ho is being tenderly cared for and well looked after out of the whaler's share of last year's catch. Lady Agents Wanted for the Von Ordcn Corsets. Every lady wlshs ing good health and a. beautiful figure buyr them. Quick sales. Good pay. Send fo , terms and circular. Van Onion Cor act Co. 12 Clinton Place , N. Y. THIEF AND BRIDEGROOM. A valuable estate at Sedgofield near Darlington , England , suddenly changed hands about forty years ago , the gentle man then in jtotisession quietly resign ing his rights , ' ! ! he ever had any , to the cousin of his deceased mother. The ; story attending the occurrence is very remarkable , and can bo vouched foe by the writer , whoso It-lends were indi rectly interested 'in ' the affair. The dwelling' , known as Sltchado grange , Sitchado being a corruption of St. Chad , stood in a fine situation , about a mile , from .the present railway station. The land attached to it was valuable , yielding R rental ) of .X7 ,000 ft. year. In 1810 Thomas iLcatham was the pro prietor , his'anccstors having held the cstatc'for goncrationsprobably ; from the time of Henry VIII. . when it was a pri ory. . . Mr , Lcutluuu had ono daughter , Maria. She was then but twenty years of ago , and a very handsome and ac complished young woman. A young farmer named Topping was employed by Mr. Leatham to manage what was known as the Homo farm , some forty acres of land which Mr. Leatham cultivated for his own use eras as a matter of taste. Topping and Maria fell in love. The young farmer was a very handsome , stalwart fellow , and took the fancy of Mies Lcntham. Doubtless they formed some plans to bring about a marriage ; but , however that may bo , relations existed between them which were not sanctioned by law. The. consequences of this familiarity soon became apparent , and the father bo uma a' UIowur-- * ! length communi cated- his suspicion ! -to his daughter. .Sho-ndnVitted that eho wag in n contii- ' tion-to become n mother , but poslUlvqly refused to disclose the -paternity of the child ho boroj Mr. Lestham. wns dle- tfuitcd , ana Dcirgca and Cntrcatcu ills' only child to toll him tho. iiamoof. . her betrayer' , BO that , if ho should prove to' bo In her own. condition in' life , mar riage might removeIho.drctidful stigma which would otherwise rest upon aor and himself. But sho- was obdurate and declared that , she would nicot death bather than'do as desired , uhlcss her re traycr consented. Mr ! Leatham look around In'vaiafor any one on whom he could fix , as the guilty person. No. man , to.his know ledge , had ever visited 'his > daughter , and' no inquiries , made judiciously , could.throw any light upon the subject. That someone was or had been in the habit of visiting his daughter secretly ho had no doubt , but how or at what time's .ho could , not comprehend. Ho determined , however , to keep sv watch , ' and for that purpose' took all necessary measures. ' ' About' itiis tlmb three i highwaymen Ko'ndr.ick , . Jones and ' TJllathorne In fested the roads between Darlington nnd Newcastle. They had'.committed many depredations with impunity , and at length the sheriff of Durham , with a posse of constables , took them in 'hand and captured Jones and Ullathorno near Ohester-lc-streot. . ' 'Kendrick escaped , and , going round.the'-city of Durham , went up toward Darlington. , There hemet mot a servant - -carrying' valise ol clothes to his master who was in . the neighborhood.He took the valise'and jnauo' his way. to-the small town'.of Yarm , whore' ho put up at a hostelry , representing that ho..was going to visit a married siotor in the neighborhood. , Ho was out of .funds , however , nnd had to devise tfomoscheme.to raise 'money. Attiring himself In the stolen garments and ultoring'his'appearance as much as. possible he went to Darlington. There , to -.surprise , ho cnrao across Jones , 'who had escaped from 'his .captors. Joues returned with Kondri'ck to Yarm , and wasoriabled to change his nttiro bnd otherwise di guise himself , and then the two sot about concocting.some .to replenish their exchecquor They rightly 'conjectured that the officers-of' the law would take It for granted that they.had made their way south. London being .thd invariable refuge for highwaymen in .thoso days. They , felt themselvcsytherofpro. com parntjvely. eafo. . . Riding through , the ' by-ways in.th'o noighborhood'th'oy fixed upon Mr. Loath am'a residence as 'a likely place to.rob , and at once , begun to lay their , plans. Having rocon- n'oitorcd.tho place , they fixed upon , the night of October. 191810. for the- , rob bery. ' . ' ' -Leaving thoirhprsesin asccuro place , they entered the grounds about , mid night , and approached , the . dwelling. Jones staypd-under the shadow , of. the trc&is and'.Kendrick .went toward the house to find a s.uitdblo window by which to enter. TO his surprise he found a window Open , nnd , having.listene'd to be sure that no one was around , ho Was in the act of .climbing , in-when ho was seized from behind and drawn back by a powerful-hand. "I have caught you-at length , you scoundrel'said.Mr. ? 'Leatham , . for ho was the personage who unexpectedly in terrupted the burglar."Ifyou move or offer any resistance .1 will shoot you through the head. ' ' 1 Kondrick'had a/pistol In.his posses sion , ' but he was dazed with wonder , and ae he lay on hit ) back upon .the. ground , with his assailant' standing .over him pointing a pistol at his head , he-judged discretion was the bettor part'of valor. io ho held his peace. Jones , however , iscovorlng the turn which things had taken , fled as rapi'dly as possible. Mr. Lontham disarmed Kondriokand with a tight grip' upon , lite throat led him to the entrance and into the dwell ing. Then-conducting him to the study , he thrust him in and-confronted.'him. . "You , then , " said ho , "are the scoun drel who has seduced my daughter and brought ruin upon us all. I don't know you , sir , and I don't want to know you. If I served you.right I would put a bul let - you and throw your body into a ditch. As it is , however-I shall spare you'in order that my daughter's disgrace may in a measure be abated Who are you , sirl" ' Kendrick saw the situation in a mo ment and determined to'profit by it , and remembered that the stolen clothes marked "Melton. " were Assuming on air of dejection and shame , ho said : "My name is Charles Melton. I have been staying in the neighborhood for tome time. " "How did you make the acquaintance of my daughter41" ! "I would rather not say , sir : " "Well , sir , though I knownothingof your connectionsyou will have to marry my daughter , so that her child may not be born a bastard. " Mr. Leatham was a magistrate , and in these days magistrates usually had in their houses what \vas known ns the strong room , where offenders wore con fined , if necessary. To such a room Mr. Leatham conveyed Kendrick , or Mel ton , as he will henceforth bo callcdand there locked him up. Without a word to his daughter , Mr. Leatham next day went to Durham , nnd from the bishop's surrogate procured a special license. After Mr. Leatham'a discovery of his daughter's condition she communicated the fact to Topping and urged him to make an admission , believing that under the eircumstanccs her father would consent to their marriage. Top ping , hMrevor , Was greatly alarmed , and resigned his place , informing Mr. Leatham that ho was going to accom pany his uncle to Canada. Soon after ward ho left the neighborhood , a fact of which Miss Leatham was duly in formed. The dav after the capture of Melton , Mr. Leatham announced to hisdaughter that he had in his custody the man who had ruined her ; that his name , he.had discovered , was Melton , and that he supposed he belonged to a North York shire family of that name , which was highly respectable. flMoro than that , " he said , ' I have procured a special license and the cur ate is hero at this moment to marry you. " Maria's astonishment was naturally very great , but she was afraid to saj anything. She know that Topping hac deserted her in her extremity and that soon her disgrace , would be known to the world. Her father's statement was of course , a perfect mystery to her , but she made up her mind in an instant to do just what ho desired. And to , meeting for the first time , the woman , glad to coyer her shame and the man glad to meet such a happy deliverance anco from arrest and the gallows and to fall upon a comparatively easy lot as ho believed , the two were united in mar riage. After this Mr. Leatham took little notice of either of them. They had their own apartments , and attendants to wai upon them , nnd Mr. Leatham made his daughter a liberal allowance. How the newly wedded couple settled it between them may never bo known ; but they cer tainly lived amicably together , and the husband , who had considerable tack managed to assume the bearing of a gentleman with some degree * of sue cess. It EO happened that in his1 earlier years ho hud been conversant with farm ing , and as soon as ho became somo'wha familiar wUh his new circumstances he FERGUSON FURNITURE CO , , -DEALERS IN- Furniture , Carpets , Stoves , Etc .SOLD ON EASY PAYMENTS. . . . . . . : 716-717-781 N. 16th St , Bqlow are a fbw.of . bur prices whdre we furnish houses fron * ' ' ' . . cellar to garret every flay : . . A HANDSOME'WRITIN'Q DESK FOR SB. . - - . ' . . ' A NICE EASY WILLOW ROCKER $3.50 . . ' . A' NICE HANGING LAMP fcOR $2.60 ' . . ; ' . AN tASY HOOKER CARPET COVER $2.BO - . AN ELEGANT OENTER TABLE $2. ' ' ' . . . ' . . , . , A LARGE SIZE MIRROR , WALNUT FRAME , ' $3. . ' , , . ? ' A SMYRNA RUOI. ' . . - . . - ' - . ' . . . ' ' . . - . 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REPAIRING NEATLY DONE. 00 Between the two .grand drives Sherman' Are. anft Saumlers St. , under special arrangements with Mr. Kountze'I am enabled o offer tills splendid uroptrf on very desirable terms.No other agent c n offar 'inducements. Prices from 11,000 up. 100'more.h to be built this veer ; cable line ajul street .cnrg roac this addition. Contracts and deeds from .Mr. ICou&f . . ' Telephone'No. 186. ' JAMES STOCKDALE , Special Agent , 113 .N. 16th Street CHICHESTER'S ENGLISH DIAMOND BRAND JHC ORIGINAL.THC ONLYCENUINC ENNYROYAL .BEWARE OFWORirlLESSlMITATIOMS ASK DRUGGIST FOR ( HICHESTErVS ENGLISH . SAFDUWAYSRELIABLE.TO . LADIES\ DIAMOND BRAND.TAKCNOOTHEH INDISPENSABLE.SOLD BY All DRUGGISTS ? , ORINCLOSE f ( STAMPS ) ' MKFOn DIAMOND BRAND.CHICHESTtmNSUSH' 'FOR PARTICULARS NOTAKCmOTHCXmIINAflfflCON . . EVERY BOX. . Wm LCTTClTBr RETURN WL , PILLS ; NICHUTCRCHEUICALCO.IIUritor.MAIISONSgPNIlA.PATsC ciGNATURtON cvrar iOX r nnnuNJOUcrrro WRITTEN TESTIMONIALS AND OVER rucM LADIES WHO MVt USED OJUUVCUUkSTOBEMSLUMJUAUONDBRAND PEHMYROYALPILLS WnHSUCC1IJ.I interested himself on the homo farms nnd finally took entire management of it. After the birth of the first child three ethers followed. Mr. Lcathnra had become reconciled to things as.they were , and at lust his relations with his son-in-law were almost cordial. In the meantime nil but the eldest child had died , and in 184G the mother followed them. The eldest son was then known as George Melton , and thirty-live years of ago. He had been married for ten years and had children. Mr. Leatham died n month later , and George Melton succeeded as a matter of course to the estates. Mrs. Melton hav ing a coursesy title iu them. All these years Mr. Melton had con ducted himself with marked propriety , and had won the respect and esteem of the neighboring gentry. Nothing had ever occurred to bring to light his early career , nnd after the llrst year or BO no ono manifested much curiosity as to his antecedents. Soon after Mr. Loathnm'sdcnth , how ever , trouble camo. The gentleman's nephew , Thomas Wilshiro , laid claim to the property , alleging that the eldest son of Mrs. Melton was born out of wed lock , and could not therefore inherit. On the trial of the action it was proved that the child was born a week or more after the marriage , but very unexpect edly a fact came to light which proved fatal to George Melton's titlo. While Mr. Melton wa.s attending the trial in London ho was identified on the street by his former associate , Jones , though so many years had elapsed since they parted on the night ol the at tempted burglary. Melton endeavored to deny the identity , hat Jones was per sistent , and learning the nature of the trial in progresss , and that it involved the very property which was the scene of tholr unlawful acts' 'on the night of October 10,1810 , ho threatened Melton with exposure unless ho paid him n sum of money. Melton absolutely refused to pay anything , and persisted in denying that ho was Kondrick. Then Jones pro duced the woman to whom Kendrick nad been married in 1800 at Marylobono church , London , and by whom he had two children. This made his marriage to Miss Leatham a nullity. Other evidence of his identy rapidly accumulated. It was shown that for two years , just previous to his lawless deeds In the north , in 1810 , ho was con lined in a Dutch prison , and that ho hud been branded on the shoulder , the mark oj which still existed. ' . The story of-his robbery of the Eor- vant-rnan arid'hid. assuming the same' namo'as"that on the stolen linen , ' also came out , and flnally Gcorga Melton , 'rather than exposa-hlmseU' to ' ' ) vl > ier THE < * i.e. A La Persephone French Hand-male CORSETS ! Highest standard of Corset ever intro duced Into this market. They Impart thajl ' graceful figure and fine form which an/ well dressed lady would be justly prcmo , especially when obtainable without Inj ious tight lacing , etc. Indorsed as ths ' Peerless Corset ding dressmakers of Paris , ew York , and for tale in O N. B. Falconer , Thompson , Belden & Co. Aud other merchants. ' , WIKTID ( or th VAN ORD I % % > L AUI R TS , , . Ever , lady w | . taltk and a leautf\u \ i we buys them , fluid AGENTS Biles. Good par. Bend ' for terms and circular , o. niwau co. , it WMI iatk it. , xuiu 0117 , kV | disgrace and contumely , retired from the legal contest and yielded up the estate. Then , in 1847 , as ulroitdy stated ) Sitchude Grange changed hands. Melton , or Kendrick , ivlwayg nn- ticipatimr and dreading borne cxpasuro. had managed to save boveral thousand pounds. That ho was not a thoroughly tad man ia manifest from the circum stance that ho took up his abode with George Melton and his family , and mainly supported them , Mrs. Melton having n small income of her own. Mrs/ Kcndrick , well stricken in years and amply provided for bv her children , never molested her husband , < f Nc-ncod to take these liiff cathurtlo pilla. Dr. J. II. McLean's Liver and Kiijncy Fillets arc more agreeable aritj cUcctivc. _ 'So far as .wo can neccrtnln clcctria cars all over the country , subjected to tv most eevero ' and trying wluturt arc doing vety