H E' OMAHA DAILY BBK ; MONDAY , JANUARY 30 , 1888. .THE. DAILY BEE. FUfiLUHEO RVKRY MOIINING. THUMB' OK 8UI1SCHIPT10N. J ) llr ( Morning Kdltlon ) including ' Bt , One Te r . tlO 00 Tor Hit Month * . , . 552 ForThrofl > ionlh . . . . . . t , . . , . . . . . . . 2 60 The Omaha tundny HEK , m ileU lo any ad- Ureas , Ono Year . 200 OftAtlAfrriCINO .OHAM)8HPAnKAMBTnr.KT. NEW YoimorriCK , Hnouen.TninuNr. 1ituu > - INO. WABIUNOTOW Onrice , No. 613 Fouu- ZEKNTIt STIIKLT. _ COHJtlWI'ONDENCK. .All communications relating to new * and editorial matter Kliould be ddrcsfied to th KuiToiiorTHF itr.K. nUSINESS I.KTTEIIS. AH mmlnfis letter * and remlttnnces should be addreifceu to TUB HKB I'UIII.IHHIKO COMPANY , OMAHA. Drnfts , check ) ! and poitolllce order ! to b made payable to the older of the company. The Bee PnlsMngTSpany , Proprietors. E. ROSEWATER. EDITOH. THK DAIIjY BUB. Sworn Stnlciucnt ofClrciilutlon. Etate of Nebraska , I. . . County of f ' fleo. II. TzHclmck , secretary of Tha n e Pub lfthlUK company , doe solemnly swear that ttit actuarclrciilatlon of the Dally lice for the weel n.ai. VW , wan as follows : HWilrday , Jan. 14 . ! * : Rjindny , Jan. H . 15,1.3 . Monday. Jan. 18 Tuesday , Jan.-17 Vcdnrwiuy. Jan. IB Thursday. Jan. 1 . , . H.HJ. lYlday , Juu. a ) . . . . . .If/fl Average. . .4 . . . . 15,101 OKO. II. TZSUHUCK. Sworn to and subscribed In my presence thli Zltli day of January , A. D. , 1BW. X. V. FIJI I * Notary J'ubllc. Btato of Nebraska , I . . County of Douglas * , ) " " Oeo. 1) . Tzwhuck , being first duly sworn , de noses nnd says that ho Is necrotary of The Hei 1'uhltohliiK lompany , that the actual nrrraw dally rlrculatloti of tnc Dally Hce for the montl of January , 1C87 , in,2fi9 copies ! for February im , 14,178 copies ; for March. ItW. 14.4 < 10 conies for April , 1W , 14,810 copies ; for May , 1HNJ , 14,22" copies ; for Jinii ) , 1KK7 , 14,147 copies ; for July IKhT. 14. ( 1 roples ; for August , 1H87 , 14Ifil copies for Beptpmlier , IK87 , 14.8W copies ; for October HW. )4tJ3 : ; for November. 18CT , lfi.2W copies ; foi December , 1W , 15,041 copies. ( IKO. n. TZSCHUCK. Sworn and subscribed to In my tirew-nce thl : 2d day of Jammry , A. D. 1888. N. P. rilll , . Notary Public. TllitOW the tax-eating barnacles unc Iccclics overboard and tbcro will o < money enough saved to retain the prus cnt fire department force. Wu nro not In favor of reducing tin force of the fire department if the pros out efficiency can bo retained wlthou the violation of charter restrictions Wo are not , however , frightened by th < thrcata of the underwriters and insurance ranco agents. They bluster too much t = = = = = = ? T. D. SUM.IVAN , M. P. , who sharei the prison cells of Tullamoro jail will Mr. O'Brien , will bo released by Sails bury's government thijj week. Unlik < his brother patriot , Mr. Sullivan is sail to bo in excellent health. During hi confinement ho has written a book o : poems which will bo published undc the title , "Lays of Tullamoro. " WE have been talking northern No braskrt railroad for more than threi years. But it has been all talk. It i high time that something tangible b presonlod. A project that comes with thi ipropor backing and presents safeguard which will guarantee the building of i line through northern Nebraska am into southern Dakota , with Omaha as it terminus , will receive substantial en couragomcnt from the county. a THE crown prince of Germany cole I .bratod the thirtieth anniversary of hi marriage last week. The affair woul ; . have boon celebrated with the USUH L great eclat but for the sinister rumor that Increase in medical circles an < dampen the odor of the loyal Gonna1 heart. Prof. Virchow is authorit for saying that the disease of th prince's throat Is probably not cancel but purichondritis , which is just us fata f1 * only slower. * THK farmers of th" .vest , in justifyin their demanel for relief from the burdu imputed by the war- tariff , have a muc hotter showing to make of what the have done for the prosperity of tli country than have the protected indui i tries. Since 1873 the western fnrmoi have exported to the markets of tli i world so much food product that th balance of trade in our favor has o ; cooded $1,050,000,000. They have thl " cli'-oup * debts draw Jilli" ' - loroign , * * * gold to this country from Europe , koj our own product of precious metals i homo , and enriched everybody oxco ) themselves. They are clearly entitle to have tholr condition and wants fair ! considered. THE democratic breach in Louisiar has induced a hope among ropublicai " that the state may bo carried agaim the democracy this your. The roassui tng fact In the situation is that Govo nor McEnory , against whom there hi boon a successful revolt , has declare that there shall be a fair election , an as the whole election machinery is ni --Bolutoly in his control ho is in npositio to carry out his pledge. The promts implies a confession that hitherto olei tlons have not boon fair , and thus udt to the binding force of the pledge. ' . is believed that If the governor adhen to his proclaimed purpose tl chances of republican success wl bo very good , but poworf influences will bo brought to hour , pr cooiling from sources outside of Louis una , to induce him to allow the o' ' methods to pruvitll. Republicans wi bo wise not to waste any confidence e the chance of carrying u southern stn this year. . THE mayor has ordoroel Mr. Bake the superintendent of the city lit building , to quit. This , of course , w not intended as an order that Bak should quit work , as ho has had i work to do for more than two montl but that ho should quit drawing pa Baker is both indignant and pcrploxc Ho declares ho has been mudltatli Borlously whether ho tjhould throw \ the job , ns there is lee much bickorii in the council nnd too much grumblii out of the council. But now ho foe like bucking the mayor and inslstli on his rights. Bukur believes ho oug to draw SI00 u month anyhow , whcth Brcunun goes on with the building hot. Mr ; Bftkofhnd better t-oslruih li temper. Ho bus already drawn ov 8250"out of the city treasury to whli bo was not entitled , and if he persh in creating a rumpus , ho or his bout won may bo compelled to refund eve dollar for the time ho was not actual engaged in superintending work on t hull bundluff. * Mall Scrricc in ( htf Went. ' The unsatisfactory sUite of the mall service In the West 1ms been brought to the attention ol congress by a resolution culling upon the jMistmiister general for Information-ad to the cause of the host of complaints which come from the KCC- tlon west of the Missouri river * It Is high time that congress should4)o thor oughly Informed as terthe grossly inad equate postal facilities for handling the immense volume of correspondence which Is pouring Into this section of the country. Several .thousand miles of rain-owl , which have been built during the patit year , are yet without railway mail service , and flourishing towns and villages located along their lines are still served by the old jorkys and broken own Btago coaches , which carry the mills from towns of ton twenty and thirty nllos distant. Cities which , within a 'ew ' years , have grown from straggling lllages Into centers of largo population , ro to-day forced to struggle ritli tons of mail matter , handled , nd distributed by the same force of lerks which several years ago , wore .mablo to properly disnose-of the busi ness of the portlolllco. Largo metropoli Ike Omaha , Kansas City and Denver are hampered in thnlr business commu- ilcutlons and seriously embarrassed and nconvcnicnccd by the grossly Inade quate force of clerks which the depart ment allows in their postoillecs. TOUR and tons of mail matter , carried in imnll cars , arc hurried past the places if their destination 'and carried back igain after great delay because the ap propriations for the railway mall serv- co are not sulllclcnt to supply the rcqui- ito number of postal clerks. Cities which do millions of dollars of Whole- ale and retail trade every year , and ho gross receipts of whoso ofllces are Vom live to six times the amount of .heir expenseS ] are compelled to remain atisfled with quarters scarcely Inrsru enough for towns of ten thousand in ha b- tants , or with rookeries which would disgrace a llrat-clasd New England vil- In spite of all these facts we hear continually statements from "the demo cratic otlletalsof the strong efforts which will bo made to make the postoflico de- mrttnont self-sustaining , and to bring the various branches to a paying basis. Such an attempt is absurd on its face. It will not and should not receive the sup port of any western senator or repre sentative. While the cast , which has icon Javishly provided with buildings : uid postal facilities , finds little ground 'or complaint , with the condition of the postal service , BO far nffit affects their ocalitlcs , the west , with its growing population , .Us rapidly extended lines of rail communication and its phe nomenal increase in the number of ts towns nnd villages every year , is in 10 position to swing into line and to cull for retrenchment. The first business ol the department should bo to offer ample facilities for the transaction of the correspondence of the people of the United States. Promptness , accuracy and dispatch in tlu handling of the mails are the first re quisites. Proper facilities for the trans action of business is the first considera tion. When this has been given to the people of the west in as full a degree as it is now to the cast , there will be time enough to discuss the placing ol the postolllco department upon a self- sustaining basis. Until that time come : every western representative should sec to it that the appropriations asked foi the maintenance and extension of the postal service throughout the country should bo broad-gauged and liberal The wisest economy is the one whicl looks to the future as well us to the present , and which , while some times , perhaps , allowing the barrel t < leak at the Hpigot , prevents it fron emptying itself at the bungholo. A , Duty That Gives No Protection. Does the duty on wheat and corn , im ported into the United States , boned or in other words protcc the American farmer , as claimoi by certain high tariff advocates No , nnd for the following reasons : Tin value , or selling prlco hero , of all ou great agricultural productions , when nnd corn Included , is fixed by the sell ing price in Europe , where the execs produced beyond our homo consuinj ] lion finds a market in competition witl the excess productions of the same com modity from all nations , the value her being the selling price in such foroigi market less the freight , commissions Insurance , nnd with some incidontii profit to the middle men. The execs productions from Canada , for Sllustra lion , must seek the same marke't , an bo subjected to like charges , in reach ing such market. At-this soasolf'of the year , when shij montfl to the seaboard must bo wholl by rail , the Manitoba , wheat growct may find it cheaper to shi through the United States , pa\ ing the duty as a part of th coat of shipment , than t pay the exorbitant charges of tlu Canadian Pacific railroad ; the. value c the grain on reaching our side of th boundary line still depending on it viiluo In the English inurkc , and thi regardless of whether it is shipped o directly to.England or consumed In th United States , If , however , wo di not raise the amount of grain wo coi sumod in this country , and wore con polled to import the deficit from Ciuuul and India , then , to the extent that on farmers could supply a part of the horn demand , such part would bo enhance in value to the extent of the duty an the cost of obtaining the deficit froi foreign countries. If Canada coul supply but n part of this deficit , th Canadian farmer being near the marlu would got bettor prices for his surplu than the producer in India , who su ] plies the balance. This was clearly shown years n when England imposed a duty o imported grain the corn law The English furmor did n < raise all the grain require fqr homo consumption. As tl deficit had to bo bought and shippc iii , nsuiow , from foreign producers , A that the English farmer did produc was enhanced in value to nquul the co of the imported deficiency plus the dut imposed by the corn laws. As a rosu of this discrluiliiatlon by the EnglU ( corn laws , to favor homo producers , rents and values of English farm lands went up enormously , nnd ultimately the land owner , rather than the English , farmer , secured all the advantages. Since the repeal of the English corn lawn , and the great improvement in the facilities for transporting grain from the United States , India and other sur plus producing countries , the value , In trinsic nnd rental , of English nnd Irish farm lands has steadily depreciated. In view of the production of crain in the United States being In excess of the home consumption , nnd that the value of all produced Is necessarily fixed by the price at which the excess can bo sold , Manitoba shipments of wheat to this country cannot raise or lower the price , and consequently the duty paid on such Imported grain must be paid by the Manitoba producer , who has been denied thq right to ship in "bond , " and this , duty , like his wagon anil rail road freights , Is part of the coat of get ting his grain to market. Nebraska's Frontier Posts. Bills have been introduced by Senntor Mnndcrson and Representative Dorscy for additional appropriations for the completion of Nebraska's two frontier posts. The sums nskcd for arc in re sponse to urgent requests of the war de partment , through General Sheridan , that enough money be granted ta com plete the work on Forts Robinson and Nlobrarn. Each of those posts tire important sentinels on the line of the Sioux rc.servatioli , nnd their pretence during the past ten years has added as much as anything else in stimulating emigration to that rapidly growing sec tion of our state. Through the efforts of our senators mid representatives each of these garrisons is now in a fair way to become in the near future among the most important posts upon the frontier. Strong and durable buildings huvo been erected and the present appropriation asked for is to complete and enlarge these. The BUB two years ago , in response to petitions from the settlers on the White river and Niobraru region , urged' very strongly the necessity of the mainte nance and upbuilding of our frontier garrisons. The result has proved the wisdom of the policy recommended. Each of the posts is now in the center of a rapidly growing country , which is peopling with thrifty farmers , and each ) f the posts In its turn through the argc sums of money expended in mnin- .aining officers , men and animals has done much toward upbuilding the country which it has protected. With 28,000 hostile Sioux bordering on our torthorn frontier , the constant dread of Julian incursions without those garrison would have most certainly proven ted ; ho desired settlement. The money ex- lended in building and improving Forts Niobrara and Robinson has boon returned to the government and to the state n hundredfold in the amount eland and purchased and occupied nnd in the prosperous upbuilding and settlement ol the country over which they stand sent inel. There is no reason to doubt that with the strong assistance nnd influence bf the war department , Senators Mand- orson and Paddock , nnd Mr. Dorsey and our congressional delegation , will be able to secure the sums called for. THE republicans of the country will not regret to see a disposition on the part of the republicans of New York to declare their independence of the domination of Tom Plntt. Whatever credit should bo given this adroit poli tician for n certain sort of useful ubilltj in the work of party organi/ution , it is certain that the republicans of New York will pay too much for this talon ! by permitting Platt to occupy the posi tion of a party leader in that state. Be sides the generally recognized fact thai his efforts are always directed to the primary object of furthering his own ambition , Mr. Platt does not ropresenl the bettor element and the improv ing sentiment of the republican parly. Ho Is of that class o politicians of whom the party has had far too much for its good in the past , nni whom from now on it cannot afford t < tolerate. It is especially necessary tlm1 the party in Now York , oven at the rlsl of some disaffection in the ranks , shouli declare its independence of Platt une array itself under a loader who can hav < some thought for the party unniixe < with purely selfish considerations , am if having less of the peculiar ability tha distinguishes Tom Platt possesses irion of the character that inspires reapec and confidence. THEUK seems to bo a concortot movement among the representative of the tobacco-growing states to drivi out Mr. Dodge , statistician of the ngri cultural bureau. A caucus of the&i representatives was hold a few day ago , at which it was determined tha Dodge must go , and Conunissione Column was appealed to without sue cess. It was then proposed to withholi the appropriation for paying a statis tician , and finally ityiis decided t carry the matter to the president nni ask him to appoint n man to succcci Dodgo. The opposition of these ropro sontativcs of the tobacco Interest is dui to the report of Mr. Dodge , which magnified nifiod the yield'of tobacco and therob , caused a decline in the price. Th matter caused n good deal of controversy vorsy at the time the report wa made , and if wo rQmoinbor rightly th statement of the statistician was show to bo as nearly correct us it is practi cable to got facts relating to the tobacc crop , a task always attended with gren difficulties and moroor loss uncertainty Mr. Dodge is strong in the fact that h occupies the very highest rank in hi branch of work , which calls for peculia qualifications and long experience. WHILE Germany is busy voting hug War loans and Bismarck is hurrying t Berlin to push military measure through the roiohstng , the news come froni Paris that the head of the govw raent is inaugurating a brilliant socii season. Truly these Frenchmen hav an odd way of preparing for war. Mrs. Lydia Watson' , of Loiccstoi Mass. , whoso one hundred and firs birthdaa has just boon celebrated , is i excellent health. Her form is ore < and she has a fine appetlto and digo ! tloa.- < ' . STATK-3OTT1NG8. The B. & Mvjopff in $ lQ9t827 in York lust year. t to Bcemer peopfc ' 'Havo ' substituted cobs for coal. f ; : " , . ' Full City is iiegoimting fornn electric light plant. n Thl' hooks of'CdUux shows $ -51,079 uncollected - collected back t\\'cs. ( Wolves are ( fattening on colts and calves In Furnust county. Rev. Goher , a' ih'onilnent Methodist , died suddenly \ Ayr last week. Several spring booms have boon par tially thawed oiu\by the ehlnook. Partial deafness is an infallible sign of successin , the heigh business. Beatrice has alroudy raised a purse of ' 92,000 to secure the 'firemen's tourna ment. Sleighs-ides nnd sociables divide the time and pleasures of the fashionable- Arlington. i The majority of n gang of thieves which ulUicted Dakota county have heed safely jailed. Arlington's greatest needs arc a grist mill aim a first-class hotel. Paying pa tronage awaits both. The board of trade of Columbus has been enlivened by the election of Loan- dcr Gorrard as president. John T. Lyle , of Waco , dropped an arm in a corn shelter last week. The mangled remains were amputated atthu elbow. The Grand Island papers assert that the bargain for the establishment of a beet sugar factory there has been clinched. Thu Missouri Pacific and Hustings have embraced. The railroad has boon given one-half of a street for right of wuy through town. The B. & M. pussongor train met with a broken switch at Red Cloud , Thurs day , ditching two cars. The passengers were more scared than hurt. Grand Island has token the boot sugar line to prosperity and greatness , and in a few years will bo able to dis pense molasses taffy in large doses. The eligible girls of Hastings are pressing the leap year boom with con siderable vigor. Six of them retired with mutes lust week maid won in each instance. Mail service will be inaugurated Wed nesday on the Omaha and Uasting.s line of the Elknorn Valley ro.id. It will prove a great convenience to residents ! on the lino. The Ainbworth News , one of the best papers in northwest iNebraska , baa changed hands , Messrs. Ripley & Austin having sold out to H. It. Bisbee , for merly of the Vulent'ino Blade. Luke Tuily. an old truckman , was run down by u train at McCoolc last week. His right foot was crushed. It is feared ho will not recover , as ho woiud not per mit the amputation of the injured limb , Broken Bow's 'retail ' trade last ycnr amounted to $1,050,4125 , ; banking busi ness So.OT.j , 127"railroad receipts $75- 485. These arc. f.he .figures which are expected to induce the Missouri Pacific to build to town. , . The Union Pacific ngcnt at North Bend bus been notified that no more coal will be delivered there until spring. The Flail jntimates that the people will not Iroezo ; while u pound ol coal moves over thatpurt of the road. Nebraska City people arc devising and discussing plans'for a big celebra tion nd fruit paUico. next August , and show the world wluijOtoo / county can do in the fruit linq.Tho , | scheme is an excellent one nnilishould be kept warm until perfected i R. L. Livings-ton'of Fort Culhoun wag abroad in the blr/.zard on the Iowa hot ; toins. und while groping around in the blinding blasts came upon u young child which had wandered from home. Ho restored it to its parents and en joyed their hospitality for the night. The Husting's Independent appeared last week , after u tremendous struggle. The incident is innocently explained in a note stating thaf'thc oil I tor nnd busi ness manager got a square meal at the Fillup house last week , and the hotel 'n still nblej to feed its mnny guests. Land lord Ulmor keeps a first-class house. " The Omaha Herald marvels that citizen of state should demand a gold watch or $75 in cash as compensation for reading the weekly for six months. The citizen bus a great head. But the premium asked is next to starvation paj for the ordeal. Six months in a solitary on bread and water is a luxury com pared to it. The Nebraska City News follows the evil example of printing pictures ol prominent citizens. The first present mcnt of the cditor-in-chiuf in repose was a delightful sketch , and will IK followed , as soon as the artist recover : from a _ broken shoulder , with a repro scntation of the original in action. D Mr. und Mrs. .7. M. Dious , of Piorc ( county , sheltered the teacher and seventeen enteon children of the Stark vullej school the night of the blizzard. Las wcok th" children showed their appreciation ciation by sending , them a loud of pro visions und an album with their auto graphs attached to an account of tin storm and their oxporienco. The Nebraska City council have de cidcd to refuse a gift of n public parl from the Hon. J. Sterling Morton. Mr Morton proposed to purchase the Fitltoi tract of state land , to bo sold next month tit its appraised vluution and present i to the city for a public park. The wisi men of the council , however , beliovi they can raise all the money needed t buy hind for parks by simply nnssingth hut. They don't want conditional dona tions. Their hindsight is marvelous and throws a blir/.o of light on the wis dom of the legislature in establishing ni asylum for incurables. Hasting ; ) is rolling in the top wave o n bridal boom , and there is frightfu commotion in bachelors'hall in const quenco. Wednesday evening fou couples pledged and' promised in th following order : tE. p. Allen , of 111) ) nois , and Miss Mary Cox , of Hastings C. H. Grand all , of , Adums county , am Miss Amatula Hay , " Hastings ; Clias. E Taylor and Miss' ' Sarah A. Saundore both of the cltyi-'F. " S. Molntyro , o Hastings , and Miss Hannah B. Mcln tyro , of Denver. " ' John Bruch , a Plnttb county bacholei has a superb brendh of promise case , o his hands , if ho calrt bo induced to wor ! it. Ho got "tho mitten" from Amoli Eckcrs , a fickle maiden of seventeen after ho had invested in a license John's honesty und loneliness shone o a mugnificont bald head , but the nud display at the tryiifgh moment shockei Amelia's throbbing heart , and disrupts the alliance , There is no greater danger gor to domestic peace and liberty tha : thrusting a bald head intocmbarrassini promlnonc9. C. E. Burke , director of a school dlt trlct near Ravenna , is resting in Inll i Kearney , nwaiting trial in the distric court for deadly assault. While re pairing n lock on the school two wcok Bgo , Burke becanio angered at the mcl low tones of a mouth-organ , and swipe the lltto musician with a hammer foi lowing it with several insertions of pocket knlfo , cutting off an ear an severing an artery in the wrist. Th sight of the blood cooled the mania and his arrest followed. The wicked scorn to flourish and fui ten amazingly in Ord. A superfine fo low , named Atwell , uturated with ii ton so horror of Immorality , caused a raid on a seminary of wicked women on the suburbs of the town , and brought three depraved inmates into court. The law being as loose as the prisoners , the law ordered their discharge , but Atwell secured a list of their patrons fllfty-ono "leading" citizens * . The ex posure sturtcdji blizzard of wrath , and Atwell's life was made as warm and dis agreeable as the weather would permit. In fact , ho wa < < huntud out of town , nnd brutally beaten by a gang of lending ruflhuis as ho was boarding the train. Three brothers named Bradln bached and funned together until last Novem ber in the Skeodeo valley , Nunco county. At that time death took Patrick from tko circle , leaving Peter and James to pull on together. A dovlslon of the dead brother s property shattered the harmony of the family. The es trangement deepened with time and led to frequbnt blows. Ten days ago James grabbed a gun and smote Peter , nnd continued to lain him until , to all appearances , ho was dead. But Pete , though terribly bruised , was better than several dead men , und as soon as James Ml the house to notify the neighbors , Pete crawled to thu house of a friend whore ho is being cared for. James Is now chewing a largo wad of remorse in the Columbus jail , awaiting the usj sembling of the district court. Revolutionary Wnr Widow * . Clilrtiga Tribune. There wore printed in the Tribune n few days since since biographical sketches of four revolutionary wui widows good old Indies now in the eighties and .nineties who have spent very useful though humble lives , reared largo families of children , and muniiLrod to llvo comfortably with little more than the pension earned by their dead and gone lighting husbands. It ts pos sible that our readers perused these sketches and admired the sturdy char acter of these survivors , though they may have overlooked one very impor tant fact which goes to explain the par adox why there are so mnny revolution ary widows on the pension rolls , though nearly a century baa elapsed since the close of that war. The marriugo duto of these venerable women , however , gives a clew to the mystery It is noticeable that there is a striking similarity in all four cases. Their lirnt love for the revolutionary soldiers hap pened very early. Mrs. BetsyWiilliiigford , living in Blue Earth county , Minn. , now ninety-two years of ago , at the tender ago of sixteen married Jonathan Wallingford , a revo lutionary soldier of fifty , who of course passed a\\uy long ago. Fannie Jones Chance at seventeen married Isaac Fisher , then seventy-live years of ago. Fanny was twice a widow , huving married Mr. Chance several ycais ago. Olive Charlotte. Morton at eighteen married Peter Turman , then sixty-seven years of age. The lust of the quartet , Sarah B. Dabney , at eighteen , married John Q. Dubney , a revolutionary soldier of fifty- f-ovon years. The question at once suggests itself : Were these marriages contracted to got the benefit of pensions and to secure these child-brides the certainty of a guaranty from the government Which would at least pliico tlwjm above absolute want through their lives ? There are now , wo believe , but about a do/.en of the revolutionary widows left , but time is inexorable , and in the natural order of things the vast major ity have passed the allotted spun and gone where there are neither wars nor rumors of war. But when it comes to the survivors of the war of 1812 , though there may bo a little handful of _ the soldiers themselves , there are widows cno'ugh to last for a long time to come and enjoy the liberality of the govern ment. It ingp bo ung'racious to criti cise their conduct. In those hard days for women no one can blame them for taking any advantage at an early period of their lives which will secure them against any possibility of having to de pend upon charity. The scheme is per fectly legitimate , and probably if the soldiers themselves were nllvo to tell their experiences they would bo the last to complain. As a rule , old men cannot get young wives unless they have an ample competence and a condition of health which does not indicate they will live very long tc enjoy it. Under such circumstances the older the man the more favorable his opportunities. Ho can go-in and win whore young and lusty suitor's have nol a chance. The old soldiers , as a rule did not have much to bestow upon theii young brides , but such as it was it was permanent , with every prospect thai congressional patriotism would Inrgolj increase it. Wo only submit the facts as explanatory of the largo number o : 1812 widows. There is a side to the question , however over , which is somewhat appalling There are now living more than a mil lion of survivors of the war of the rebel lion. Some of them are petting"gray headed. All of them will bo so In r very few years , and in case they happor to bo unmarried in the eighties anc nineties will have reached the mar rigablo age once more. If congrosi goes on as it is doing now , increasing existing pensions and devising nev causes for pensions , by the time tin survivors roach the marriageable ago their government subsidy will b < something very handsome a dot wortl striving after by the young girls Twenty years from now , perhaps ear Her , wo may look for a boom in war o the rebellion marriages. That it wil bo nice for the old fellows thomsolvci goes without saying. As we round eve : into the next centvry. however , most o them will huvo gone beyond the necessity sity of pensions. The widows will re main , chipper , buxom und hopeful , look ing out for now conquests or onjoyini their monthly stipend. Posterity wil wonder at the multitude of tlieso sur vivors of a war which took place bofon they were born , and who have no re moinbrance of anything about it oxcop the stories told them by their ootogon arlun spouses. As wo have said before the Tribune has no ungracious comments monts to make. It only calls the atten tion of the veterans of Gettysburg am Vicksburg to the fate that is in uton for them a destiny which the majorit ; of them will probably look forward t with cheerful resignation. Suppose Farmers Form n Trust. CMcaya Trtliunc. What if the farmers of the northwcs should form a trust and appoint a bann of trustees to limit production , fl : prices , nnd regulate the sale of all fe > oi products ? Suppose the furmors shouli fall in with the prevailing rngo and organize ganizo a "trust , " or , rather , as it wouli bo In their case , a defensive alliance ! Such action on their part would no amount to a conspiracy or savor ei illegality. They have no charters , n special privilege and if they shouli Bgroo am6ng themselves as to ho\ much they would produce and what the ; would sell It for , what law would bo vie latod. Perhaps it may bo thought thut owing to their number and louk of or ganizutlon , the farmers could not com blno , but the granger , movement o ! 872-74 showed a remnvkahlo capacity for concerted action by the agricultural class on short notleo nnd with hastily devised machinery. If the farmers should get together In the same spirit nguin and organize u food trust they would soon bring the wav-turilT pro tected clussos to their knees and muke pinny mouths water and stomachs hunger. Proceeding according to the "trust" plans the farmers would select trustee ? to take charge of nil produce and put it in the market. The trustees would then warehouse the produce , double the prices , and dole out brqadstuffH , meat , and grain so as to hold up the market. Territory would then bo parceled out , and the farmers ordered to lessen their product one-half next year. Then prli'e * L-ould be .shoved up again , nnd , doing half their present amount of work , the farmers could get ( \publo \ the pay they now receive. Suppose also they should adopt a retaliatory policy and squeeze the manufacturing trusts harder when ever they attempted a now levy on agriculture. Food could bo put up to famine price ; and the urbane population starved out , while the farmers took things easy , 11 would bo necessary , however , to makt ono change in the tariff in order te curry out this scheme with success. A1 present there is a nominal duty on agri cultural produce , and if the farmer ; should make a "combine" meats utul breadstuff would How from abroad to relieve lievo the artificial scaroitv created bj the agricultuial trust. If the duties on farm produce was pushed up and equalized with the rates on manufac tured articles made to average , say from 50 to 120 per cent there would bu no such danger. The farmers could then charge up to the level of the tariff , the sump as the manufacturing trust monopolies do , without fear of outside competition. Why shouldn't the fur mors demand sue-ti u tariff as ; i mattci of right ? Such duties have been main tained for nearly thirty years for the benefit of manufuctdrors , and why should they not liow bo provided foi jhe farmers if they intend to play at the trust game ? Why should a farmers trust be the only ono linprotccted by law ? Of course , while the farmers might gain something for themselves from n tariff-protected trust , the rest of the country would DC sorely distressed. At once the balance of trade which is now made by the furmors of the north wcsl would turn against the United States ; gold and silver would bo drained away ; credit impaired , interest rates advance , banks embarrassed , and all the condi tions of hard times supplied. By export ing food products the farmers ol the northwest huvo turned the balance ol trade in our favor , brought back 1,00 ( millions of American securities and bonds , ami caused Europe to ship her several hundred millions of gold still retained. Sending out cheap food stuff * and bringing buck bonds und gold , the nortltt'e'stcrit farmers mtulo specie resumption possible in 1879. They are the bulwarks preventing the country from commercial distress. Of course an agricultural trust would ohungo all this , reverse the balance of trade , and para lyze the finances of the country , while pushing fe > od up to starvation rates. Foi these reasons it is plain that a farmers' ' trust would shift the present burden ol mortgages and debts und make the farm ers lion holders on city buildingSj fac tories , workshops , etc. Plainly , if tlm farmers should form a trust they could wreak a frightful revenge and compen sate themselves for extortions suffered heretofore. Would not war-tariff trust advocates in congress and out of it dc well to think oftheso things ? Tlio Salvation Army. Clitcaon Timo. General Booth has sent out from the headquarters at London what ho is pleased to called "The Advance of the Salvation Army"but which is in roalitj an appeal to the Christian world foi funds. It embraces an account of the doings of the great organization during the year 1887. It shows that different detachments of the grand army have penetrated into portions of North Amer ica , southern Europe , and Africa , novoi invaded before , have , established sta tions , nnd nro now ready to engage in making conquests. Ono grand division of the army has intrenched itself m Rome , under the very shadow of the Vatican. Another is in Ceylon , and t third In southern India. It docs not appear , however , that either of these armies is going on "con quering and to conquer. " They appeat to bo armies of occupation. They muke no vigorous attacks and no forces ap pear to bo desirous of attacking their or in any way opposing them. The soldier of the Salvation army , whorovoi stationed , seem to bo engaged in mak ing dress parades , carrying cheap ban ners , and marching to tiio strains of the very poor music. A display of the Sal vation army attracts about the sume kind of attention that the street pro cession of a small circus does. People nro drawn together by noise and banners nors , und remain staring at the nove ! show till it pusses by. The childroi think the whole thing is designed foi their amusement , nnd the adults rcgart the matter as childish and unworthy o their ntton-tion. The great commander represents the army as largo anel on an excellent win footing. It certainly resembles that o the United States in having a super abundance of olHoers. Most of the vol toors appear to bo desirous of haviiu commissions and supporting titles. Wi learn from the report that no less thai 470 now army corps were organized nne put in the field last year , and that com missions were granted 1,492 now officers Apparently there are us mnny lieutenants ants in a company of the Salvation arm ; as there are vice presidents of a meet ing to raise funds to free old Ireland The army has a full supply of officers o every rank , of banners und musicians but this is u little short of private soldiers diors and very short of money. A strong appeal is made for moans to sup port many armies thut are now ready te conquer the world. There seems to bo good reasons foi believing that the army has scon it most prosperous days. It attracts littli attention in Great Britain now , and ii France it is ridiculed by the press. It : music is not appreciated in Gorm.ua ; nnd Ituly. The barracks erected a * considerable expense on Chicago avenue nuo , in this city , are deserted und advertised vortised for sale. Papers in no part o the country huvo much to suy of tin progress of the army. Men Change. Sioux Clfi ; Journal , Thut Governor Larraboo fourtcoi years ago was opposed to the Grunge law for the regulation of the tariff rate of the railroads of the state , or that toi years ago ho was still opposed to tlm legislation nnd in favor of its repeal docs not constitute an answer to tin governor's nrguiuont i i behalf of mor legal authority over the business of tin corporations now. The governor us i member of the state senate did what hi thought right at the time , and theri was no more reason them to say the self ish Interests Of tho. corporations c6n trolled hls'action than' there' U to ea ; that other polflsh intorcwts control htl action now.Men'of either party who associated with governor Larrubco in the state senate uniformly conceded his honesty of purpose , his indopondoiico and his fourngo. If his notion then , and in connection with that Granger hyislutlon was more agructtlilu to the corporations of the state thnn is his ac tion now , it docs not follow thnt ho was otherwise actuated then thnn now. Ho wanted to do then what was for. the host Interests of the pcoplo of the stnto and ho wants to do now what Is for the best interests of the people of the state , nnd what at the same time nnd necessarily , will also bo just to thoe-orporutions. The Journal does not boo that any inconsis tency is Involved. But this question of consistency is purely pcrlonal. Out of It cannot bo \\oven an answer to the governor's ar gument in behalf of the people. What ever talk Is indulged upon that point is a diversion , and that there should bo so imu'h of it indicates more of a disposition to cloud the Issue and thus cover up a poverty of argument In the serious work of staying an execution of the popular demand for the amenability of railway mnnngement to just and operative law. This is the material point upon which popular Interest centers , anu whatever effective answer is made toil the govor- 1101-1111181 deal with this point. Governor Larrabeo is not the issue. He has been its voice. While it is not difficult to criticise some of the governor's suggas- tions , and therefore not hard to oppose * him by indirection , every candid man is nwuro of the fact that only two gen eral tendencies exist : the ono in behalf of the rights of the people , antimonopoly ely ; and the other in behalf of the combination oppressions of the corpora tions , monopoly. It is too late to con fuse the public thought or to divert the public purpose. The lines are -too dis tinctly drawn. . . The Modern llitHHluii Army. Fortnightly Uoviow : There are , in deed , points in which Russia must bo imitated by all who move , for the Rus sian is now thu most modern of all mod ern armies. Wo may regret us much as wo please the loss of brilliancy , andovon the loss of smartness , but the absence- of buttons from the new Russian uni form meanstliut , dim attention has boon given to the relieving of the men from the necessity of wasting their .timo upon cleaning uniforms to the easy tailoring of their uniforms by the men in time of war , und to the exclusion from soldiers' dress , and especially from the dross of cavalry. 01 everything which will catch the light and attract attention at a distance. This luttcr reason , with the similar necessity for , preventing noise , is also the reason for the Russian substitution of leather for motul scabburdH. Whetncr I am righter or wrong in thinking that a cavalry of the Russian typo is preferable to a cav alry of the Amcaiciin typo for general warfare , there 'can , I think , bo no doubt that for the dcfoiiHO of London a very sim ple cavalry force , intended to act other wise than by charges in the Hold , would bo most useful. To all who admire local forces there must be much attraction in our yeomanry , for it is almost the ideal of a local force. It is unfortunate thut fashion his hud HO much to do , in our army as in all armies , with the drill and turn-out of cavalry. Sir Frederick Roberts , who is not a man to neglect the graces of brilliantliorBOinunshipand all that makes cavalry magnificent us a show , has , nevertheless , expressed the decided opinion that wo want a great re form in our.cavalry system ; that the obstacle to that reform in the present cost of cavalry , and that there is noth ing more important to our military future than that wo should set ourselves to devise "a cheaper article" of this kind , in order thut the numbers of our cavalry may bo increased without a corresponding increase in expense. The Russians have devised a cheaper ar ticle , and the result is that La Revue Militniro do I' Etriingcr of October 30 la able to suy : "On pent done dire , sans oxagorution , vuo la avulerio russo cst tonne constammcnt sur lo pied del guerre , " and to estimate its numbers on mobilization at OW.OOO men , with S > 35,000 horses. Uraln VH Muscle. Chicago Tribune : "Papa"asked the little boy , "how long did it take you to write this book ? " "Nearly a your , my boy. " "Did you work very hard at It1" ; "Every page has my heart's blood in it. " ' Ain't that queer. I don't see any. " "Ne > , you don't see it. Nobody else seemed to , either. " "Did you make any money out of it , papa ? " ' Oh , yes ! drearily. ) I made 12-50. "Is that all ? Why , the pupcr saya John L. Sullivan made ten times thut much in one night by knocking u man a few times. Why dieln't you leurn to bo lighter. Or why don't you keep a sa loon. The saloon keepers boy dresses better1 ! ! I do. " The learned author of the work , "Tho World's Onward tyaroh , UH Proved by Retrospective Glances and Assured.by Infallible SigiiH,1' made no reply. Ilo merely emptied another coul ncuttlo full of the precious volumes into the stove for fuel , went out into the raging blorm und wulkcd up and down the lonely streets for an hour , talking earnestly and volubly to himself in Sanscrit. Will'am ' Clark , a veteran of the Mex ican war , who ia living at Sharon , Pa. , at the uge of ninety-four years , know Daniel Boon and General Harrison well in his youth , and was on intimate terms of friendship with Henry Clay and Gen eral Scott. There will bo an exhibition In Pnrli next year intended to illustrate all the religions of the earth , pnnt and present. Idoln , manuscripts and all tangible H.VIII- be > ls of religions will bo'shown in a mu seum building which , it is expected , will cost * UOO , < HX ) . A Word About Catarrh , "It U the mucous membrane , that wonderful Hcml-llulil enveloi > u biirroniuUnytliu delicate tin- SUCH of the ulr und food i > ahuifa , thnt Cuturrh irmki-B Us i-troiiHhold. Onui filubllt-lieil , It enU Into llvo very vitals , timl renders llf-i lull a Ions- driOMi Uff R'h of nilisery and ih ! a > > c , ilullliui thosonsaof hearing , tr.iminelltic the power 05 HI > re-li , destroy I UK tliu faculty of Hindi , tulnllntf the bieatli , nud killing thu reltncd jiIouMucrt nt tu'ite. Inildlously , by crceiilnnon fioin u Sim. ] > ! e cold lu the head , It iicsaulU the nieiiiljriui- ( ma llnlnu and envelops the bom a , oillni ; through the dt-Hcute touts nud < niilni ; liillum * matloii , Kloughln ; ; und dunth. Notlilu Blioit oC total o U'llcHtlou will wcurc health to thorn * Hunt , line ! all allovlallvna are xlinply proc-ruUna. led hullerlims. loudhiK to u f.ital teitiilnatlon. ' . ' inlmlalliin mid tUNroHii's Huiiru. I'IIIIK , by by InttrtMl iidinliiMiutliiii , Im * never fulled ; wen when the dlscaro hat inudit fiK'httill In * lo.idioii dellc.ito constitutions , lu-ai Ing. smell and tastu htive been recovered , und the dheaso driven out. 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