THE' OMAHA DAILY BEE ; WEDNESDAY , JJ&SriARY : 11 , < 1888. SPECIAL NOTICES. No nUvcrtlHniiu-iitH litkcn lor thcxe foliiiniiH nltor 1 :3 : ( > it. in , TcniiH Cnsli In nrtvanci- . . AdvertlmmehtH under this head. 10 cents per line for HIP Ilrst Insertion , 7 cents for each Mil * rrquent insertlou.jind II//I a line per. month , Noadvcrtl uni'nt taken for less than 3.1 cents for the flrst lnertlon. Sr\cn words will be tounled to the line : they must run ronsecutlve- ly and must bcpnld n advance All advertise- inentH must be handed In before lit ) o'clock p. m. , nnd under no rlrctunKtanccn will they bo tnfccn or dlM-ontlnucd by telephone. Turtles adertUlng In these columns and hav * Ing the answers nctdrcssert In care of the llee , will pldifPiiJik for a check to enable them 1ci get their li tiers , as none will bedell\eredcxcept on presentation of check. All answers to nil- \erildoments should be enclosed In envelopes. All Rtlvc rtl emcnts lu tliese columns ure pub lished in Ixjth morning and evening edltlotiH of the Ito-p , the circulation of which aggregates more thin lIiXOO pnners dally , and gives the nil- > ertlsers th6 In ncllf. not only of the city clrcn- Intlon of the Itee , but also of Council Illulls , J.lncoln , ami other cities nnd tow us throughout thlspaitnf the west. 8ITUATION3 WANTED. ATllOltOHdll business young man wants to represent any honorablii business or enter prise In the. cast on tomniis-don or salary or as Inijer. Heferenees. Address W. I'uncus. 103U Chestnut t. . I'lillartelphla , I'a. 613-llj WANTED lly competent engineer , place to run engine or tend heaters. 1' . K. If. Coun- ell Illulls. HI 1-1,1 WANTED Situation as stenographer and type-writer by young lady ; best refer- Cliccs. T 31) ) , lice ollice. 4TO 1.1 * WA NTED hltnatlon by tJerman ns ronch mull , good dty tefcrences : also bytovrcd coachman. 7 } i ars' exprlence. No olllco fee. Canadliin Emp. onice , Mers. llrcga A. Son , . ' 110 So. lljtll. Tel. W4. 495 11 * WANTKD-SItuutlonsby 1 housekeeper : 1 lady bookkeeper , best of reference : 1 Chi naman for pihate family ; good inok , washer nnd Ironer. htato Kmplopmcnt Pallors. 1117 Farnam st. , room 11 , upstairs. 4W ) 10 v\7"ANTED Position as bookkeeper or assl't- ant. Can gl\o very best of references. Ad dress Marlon Mumma , 38 West 4th st , DaUon , Ohio. ioo ll * _ _ WANTED flood position by young man , ex- perii need bookkeeper , best of refeii-nces. T 3. , llee ollice. H.O 11 * Situation us accountant or any clerical Work , by young man who has nvenlngs to himself ; reference's given. Address T ! ifl. Hue ofllce. 17711 * _ ANTED-Hy an intelligent and well edit- tated lady who has bud gt eat experience , n position us IioiiHi-kfi'jier goernens or c ompanlon Jlist leleri'iices. Address , U. T.,31l5Forn-st ave. , Chicago. Ul. 44M1J _ WANTED Situation by joiinn man m gro cery store uscleik. 13 jrars experleme , undeniable. retcrence.s , address TSI llee. 440 11 * ANTED-Sltuatlons. Our waiting room Is constantly tilled llh girls seeking em ployment If Jim need a girl come and got. one. Canadluii Rmp. nlllco , Mro. IJrcga & bon , all ! So. Ifith. 'fo.fH4. ; 3S 10 < " \\7 ANTED Position ton-present some whole- T sale house on the road , Address T 18 , lleo _ _ _ _ WANTED Situation on ra..cho by a carpen- tcr ; cnn rim engine , do repairing in lion nnd w oed , ui'l ha\e had experience with wind mills. pumps , etc. Heferenees furnished. Address - dress T lii , llee olllco. i SOI 10 * WANTEf > - - AI.E HELP. MlM.iPJ-.il agents for the sale of a TT new uul very attractive patent article con- fllstsngof a small padlock and chain for catry- Ing keys. Adc > ess Lock Uox07Chlcopee , Muss. E13-1.IJ WANTED Man rnd wife for fann.llghtwork nndl.htpuy ! | ; chief cook , must ba "A 1 , " 875 ; porter , wnltu or rulorpcl , Ka { t'/y to linlp lu kltchon ; se\ oral gooc" , wlcloawtke agents , big inoiiey , no books. Cutludluii Enip , ollice , Mrs. llie a At Son. 3IG 8. 15th. T.ol. SM. 4117 JO * WANTKD Agents to canvasscloclcs , wring- ors.etc. , in Council llluirs and Omaha , I/M ell M'f'g Co , . (1'td ( ) 231 No. 13th St. , Omaha. I 470 10 * WANTED A gone ! stout boy to do chores and learn tbfl trndo at Simpson's car- rlago factory , 14C9 Dodge st. 475 U WANTED-A bright and oxjiei lenced clerk in a dry goods and clothing store , Hefer- enco reiiulred. Address T27 lleo ollice. * 473 12 * _ tl y WANTED Man or boy to llnish and set up new- furniture , llrcwer In Sullivan , 35th St. near N. South Oinulia. 154-10 \\rANTEtV-llrirbor at * 15 per week. A.V. . M MorrH. Lincoln , Neb , 455-10J \\TA NTE D-JO carpenters Jtt Sw if t'H I : o houae , T Cutolflakc. 4.IU14 * W ANTED Two person ; * to learn VooKke * ! ln . llooruMS HAingObloc.'i , J , 11. Hmltli , 4-'C ) 14j WAIITKD < igentH to solicit memberships In the National Library association ; oxpen- enced book auents , teachers und school superin tendents prcfcrrcs ! . Kncrgctlo workers are mak- t K from JS.1 to ( .VI per w euk. Addi ess , \ \ 1th ref erence , National Lloiury association. Id ! Mate M. Chicago. 111. 444 11 W ANT1ID T\vo men of Rood address to soil goods. Call at 4'l S. loth st. 4J3 11 * WANTKD A man to canvass nnd manage c.mvcsscrs. To coutiol all sales of tin- In candescent Mght , equal to M candles , in Omaha. J or pnrtlcuIaiH , teirns , etc. , uddiess , Inran- tlesi ent Lamp Co. , I'lttuburg. Pa. 44111 * \\7 ANTED Two traveling salesmen for Neb , T T None but such as mean business und can cammandat least tAO need apply. Address ( lro.it & Huscoy , 3W1 Dodge St. . Omalm. S78 11' SAIESMEN Five traveling salesmen ; salary and expenses ; no e.\perlonco necessary. iA/Jrcs ( > s with stamp. Palmer & Co. , La Crosse , Win. P31 15 * ANTED Men for rollroad work. Al bright's Labor Agency. 1130 Farnam. 1N > , - men of good appearance to try our ir > c meals at Nouis restaurant , : ill and 3ii : South 14th atrcet. ( old Live und L t IJve ) UNI WANTED--FEN1A1.E HELP. V\7ANTE1)-A housekeeper. Apply tt 1J1C tT CHllforulu bf , between 10 and li o'clock. _ . 4.V1 U * \\fAN rKD-25 girls for general w ork , J.1 to * 5 TT per wqek ; laiindiess for pilvutu family , 14 ; dining room 'jhln , lauudress for Central City.3 women cooks out of city. JsO : woman cook for Curtis , Neb. ; girls wishing places out nfilty to call and leaxe their uddu-HS , as places luiMitobe tilled too quickly to admit of mher- tlslnw. Canadian Rmp. ollice , Sirs. Ilrega Jt tJoii , 310 So. 15th. Tel KM. 4OT 10 * \\7 ANTED-3dlnliig-room girls , 5 per Weeb , T t Canadian Employment ollice , 310 S 15th. 4WI 10 * Vl'ANTEDgood : girls for private family at TT Pupllllon , Come at once ; also 3 dining loom inalds tor the cltvH ; general girls for In and out ofthorlty. Good wages aim nice places. Call iniick. BUto Kmploymeut Parlors , 1417 l-'urnaui fct. 4ifl 10 W 'ANTED A girl to do houtewoiL lu a Hinal family at 11138. 1'ith. KU IfANTED A irlrl for general housework T HJ North 13th street. KM 13 * TV LANTED ) ? Vtbnmii for scwrulhuusewnrtal : il2Noith llth st. Will' -airl , b08 8.1Mb , } for general housework , W : H. IStll Bt. 4.V ! 10' JXTII > A Rood steady girl for genera housework , good w uges and u home to tin girl. IM S. gitu uve. 4ul 11 * " \TANTEf ) A girl for general housework ti TT family of thiee.115 Culiforniu st. 4S3 13 'T\7 1NTED A womiin , 30 years olu , Om t T bpvivks Danish as house keeper.HI CnmlUB st- UB-lOj \VANTKU-lliO girls for work in stores TT unices , hotels , restaurants , boarding iinugoAshops andprluitu families. Ouroider coiutng lu constantly und If ) ou wlshi iilace , cull at the Gate City Employment olllco JiU So. ! 15th. 111M1" TANTED A girl for general housework good wages , llcU Calitomiust cor3i < tli. \\7j\NTED-dIrl for general housework. Neil i > T but competent girl need apply , lull Cuss 317 \VA NTKIVT\\ ladles from i'to 46 ) ours o TT uge. of good ud.lress und business tact , ti solicit outers tor the easiest n-lllng liook In th market. Cull on .1. M. French. A Co. , room li lliiHhmun block , Omaha. 3W 10 ANTKD-Olrl to work In kitchen , Dora bouse , 433 S. IMh St. , near St. Mar's ai " " \NKladylneverytown wanted lo introdiic \J and tell IVnujTojal Pills. "Chlclu-ster' Kngllsh. " Original nnd only ( ionulne. Solid 4 ( stumps ) for particulars. ChUhvtiter Chvinini Co. . t'lilladelpula 1'u. S WANTK1 > V ) ladles to try our l.V > meats a Norrln'p'.iinirwit old 14\uundlfol li\ BUmciai3B.14tUU * < J kiiu. j > cijiuiuu imiiiniiru. J it Address Artlflllc Nteilleworlc Co T ANTJUIBdle ) in city or country , for our holUfuy trade , to Uko llcht , pU is.int work at tliflr ownJionics. jl to t.i per day ran bu iinletly maae. Work oetit by jn ill any illstanre. Particulars irep. No canva ? lnir. Aildre s at once. Crcnront Art Co. , 147 A Milk Bt. , lloston. I'.O. boxfi7l ! > . U \v ) Iluttonnole makeni , llli rarnam 1 4 l.V MISCELLANEOUS WANTS. WANTEI-Horjo to drive double for the fcCil and care , no hara work. Inquire \WB \ CumliiK t. Hit K * \\7ANTUn Hespectablc jouncman to chare I > a pluasaut room at rciisoinUjlu rate. llTJU Cass. 4181U EMPLOYMENT BUREAUS. SI. U Employment Parlors , 1417 Fni mint st. Employment ollice , tne best CANADIAN plnco In Omaha to jet help or situations. Male and femalo. Itcferetire , Omalm National bank , Mrs. llrcga it Son.UlBS. 16th. Tel.W. BOARDING. TTIlHST-CIjASS board with heated room , prl- JL'ate liouse , $4.W per wcck , SW Harney st. 316 A It 11 with rooms lor four at3Iia Hurt st. BO 91 1GO \\rANTKD-A few day boarders ut 001 North T ? 18thstreet. Ketereucesrequired.IM IM ) 12 * FIHST-CI.ASS table board , nerved In ho style , for 3 or 4 pentlemen. 1814 Dodge. ID-.I WANTED-TO RENT. WANTED-To i cnt a hotel w 1th 15 to 83 rooms In a good business town. Address t/ . , lleo ollico. . G1U-1AJ WANTFD To rent a house \i1th barn , 1 mlle from P. O. , butw < en Peb'v 1 and March 1. Inquire P. Korbach'a shop , Ul Howard. 4'.7 11 > WANTED | Furnished room with boaul for it Blnglo gentleman , within two or three blotks of Omaha Cable Co.'s depot ; must .lm\e breakfast at half-past live o'clock. Address with terms and full particular.1 , TMl. Hen ollice. 42U inj FOR RENT-HOUSES. fjlOH ItKNT A house of 8 rooms , closets , good J-1 wetland rlstfin , cm 1 Ith st. car line , be tween Pacific and Plerco sts. Inquire nt 111S. ! ! i.itii st. mm \\7"ANTED Small liotv < e removed. Apply ft giocery store Cunilng btreot near Hell l.lnu. 401111 * OH HENT. Good 3-room liouso nt KOS S. 18th near Pierce. 3 3 11 OH HENT 6-room cottaco ZJth and f'.raco sts. ; cellar , tlHtern , well , etc. , price S-t per mouth if taken at once. Cull at 207 N. liith. Chas. Slnman. 474 11 * Oil KENT House. No. Kin Callfoinia st. In- quite N. W. cor , ! d and Davenport. 481 I- OUSE for rent , 2IU7 Charles St. Apply Win. AithurManderson'sbuilding , no earner of 14th and Cap uo , or 'MM Charles , 431 U'J "TJ10H HENT Cotta-jo near I.eavcnworth on JL1 . lntst..JJiW ) ) . W.C. l\es Co. , lith st. , op posite Paxton hotel. Ji'JT 10 POH HENT Stoio on Leavenwoith st , near corner8.itli fit. , with rooms o\er store for small family. Kent reasonable. W. 0. HesCo , llth St. , opposite 1'axton hotel. ! W7 10 71OK KENT The lower btory of my house No. JL' 'Ml South 81th bt , fi looms , gas and heat , hot nnd cold water and clsteiu water , cellar and jard. 8s7 FOH HENT " elegant now brick houses , 10 rooms , all model n iiupro\eim nts , line loca tion , ll > mln , walk ironi P. O. . on street car line , lent i',0 per month. H. M. ( Jenlus , 1UW Douglas trcot. 4i FOH HUNT Three new 10 room houses with all modern Impiovemeiits , highly lln- nlshed. Tor paitlculiirsluquiio of S. Katz at housu adjoining or room ,115 , Hamgo building. 401 FOR RENT Dwelling with brick basement , near IT. P. depot. Mil st. near Pacltto ht , f.0XI. ! ( W. C. IteiCo. , 14th St. , opposite Paxton hotel. 397 10 I71OH KENT Seven (7) ( ) loom house , all Turn- JU ished. No. 107 north Oth st. 404 ITV. ) It It I ! NT Tin eo (3) ( ) room house , for colored L' people , llth and Chicago sts. 404 71OH HI'.NT 13-ioom house , all modern 1m- ; ) io\ements , rents for tfid , 8ik0 ! Capitol ave. ImpilroA Splgle , 7118. Uthst , or lll'J J'arimm. OoO-lIJ HKNT B room cottage between 8 18th and 17th , Dorcas bt. Inquire at houso. 31'J * B10H Itr.NT Nlco 0 roomed cottage atlUSS. K.thst. . CallatlUV , Howard st. aU U FOR HENT-Small cottage ; inquire 488 S.1 th bt. , marSt. Miuy'iiiMu. 833 ll K house 1 now occupy will be for rent , Jan. may 1st ; house contains 10-iOoms and all modern impiovements. ai"i S. 81th Ht. Moiltz Mejer. Call at llth and I'tiumni or at8UTS. 84th "IT10H KENT One seven-room house , hot and JL' cold water , gas and heated by fuinace , sit- n atcil oil S iundei.4 neaa I.ako. Also , four six room houses hltuated on King bt , noith of l.akubt. Patilck HroA. , Arlington Hlock , Hooiu8. 0(17 ( U fjlOH HENT 8 new 7 roomed houses , well , els- JU tein , largo cellar , luth near ClarK st. W. G , Shrlor , opp postolllce. W3 FOH HENT-n new 7 roomed houses , city water , cistern , cellar , 20th st near Paul , W. UShrlver , I'renzer block opposite postolllco. \TO. 140U 7th ave , . 5-room nouse , n good re -L > pair , largo yard , cistern water ; will ren- to responsible person w 1th not more than " chil dren for J j per month. 44. ) FOR HENT Now house , C looms , etc. , largo grounds , corner 8tth and Capitol avenue. Inquire 8824 Dodge st. VJ1 TT OH KKNT A 5 room honno cheap toaHinall -U family , 15jy S 81st net Center and Dorcas bt. ' 418 jit * " 1710H HENT 2 nnw'j room hoiineH on S 30th JL' near Leavenworth. 0. E. Moync. 341 FOH HENT Newsroom cottage In Ambler place ; good 7 room 2 story houso. Orchard Hillgood ; 4 room cottage. Orchard Hill , C. E. Mayne , N. W , cor. Ifith and Humey st. 1U1 F ° iTKENT-Houso II rooms. * W. M. Jlush- FFOR , N K corner ICtli and Douglas. u < j | FOR RENT ROOMS FURNISHED. ItEST I'urnlshed looms , singly or en- sulte-at 71U South 1.1th , between Jones anil Leaenw orth. 494 13 * TJIUIINIRHED Hoomsby daywe K. or month JO to ladles or gentlemen. Jli N 12th st. 48,115 * FOH IIENT Large hundsoinuly furnlslipil up per trout loom , hteiim heat , Ibli Douglas. 714 ! 13 * TjlUHXISlIIID loom heated by furnace and all J- modern conveniences. Mil s. y..th t. iir ! in F I OH Itr.NT Furnished room w Ith board for 1 or - persons. CCiJN. 1'Jthbt. GOI FOH KKNT A large south Imy w ludow , fronl room , moderu'conveniences , for two pen tlemen. . ' 12 1'acflam t. 47,1 10 FUHN1SHED front room , IfllJ Chicago st. 470 13 , T7VJH HENT One veiy comfortably furnlshei JL ; room w 1th largo closet , use of bath room , ii brick residence WI N lth ht. 4.VJ 10- TUVO comfortable turnts'lied looms , prlvati family ; if taken by 4 gentlemen rate * ) pel weekeaih. Ol-i N. 17th st. 437 10J TTIUHMfcltKlt HUOM8-New and warm. Al JU con\enU'nces , private family , 1 block fron P. O. Itil'I Capitol uo. . 407-lij UHNlSHED Vooms. 1810 Dodge. 393f7 "II OH HENT I irge front room with alcovi JU und closet , gas. buth rixim. hot und coli water on the same tloor. Two gentlemen , o man and wife , f.M per month. -JTSSIthst Ub7 T7HW HEST Nicely ftirnlsho < l second ston .V large front room : large bay window , soutl front , Miiull bed nmiu und closet , bath am water clo et , heateil uy furnace. Half bloc ! from 201 h and Saundersst , car line. Terms $ Jj Address box SVI. postolllco. ! MU 10 * IjlUHNlbHED rooms with tint-class board L heat gas and buth. Near cable line , 301 Douglas st. 1W-14 * "VTEATI.Y furnished large front room for ou J- > or two gentlemen , vtrycheap , 3101 llaiuo ) "iriOlt Itr.NT a furnished looms with stovea -L1 M4 N. 17th. aa 11 * 1 TiOH HEST 'lroomsat all Woolwotth ave. 1 ut til pur mouth. 3U 1710H UKST-A nicely furnished room w Ith ol J' modem Improvements for emi or two gentle meu , GUI 8. UUlii. VUi 'nnd double fqnitshcd room's. 212 > J Dodge. _ ' n f 6J O NKJIlliY furnished front rooms. nUtjn utj. J futiilshvil rooms , rent reasonable , lli".1 DnrJ- _ . S7tlir FUHNlSlir.D rooms ami bo.ird , I'.HO Kartiiim. 7W 1 a.'J rooms , with or A'lthofit board JL1 fortwoorthrco Kcntlutncn. 1017 llnwunl. Uri < FOIt HUNT-Fuml-diEd rooms In UreuulKblk , ror. ITth nnd Dodire sts. IniiulreTof1' to. " U. ) avK Mlllard hotel billiard room. ' JWJ molFltHNTI'imil hcd room Mith Ixmrd 'live u twuKeniliiaeii , ir.'l OougU.s ct. u)7 ) ll' [ 7OOMS Well furnished , with IIBO of nlajuv XV i Knrnam. . ( < n FUHN1SHEI ) room , steam heat , 201 P 21th. " M71S7J I71OII HKNT 1'or one or two gentlemen a fur- JL1 nlnheil room within a blocks of court house ; nppiyoissntngt. tea FH HKNT Nicely fiirnlMied rooms dt-S277 DodKO. Gas , bath and furnace heat. 9 S . , ll'itY : furnlshea front room with or ! > out bo.ird. 1SUI - - DoilKo st , , W7 N ICE larpo front room , Tiirnlshed and heated , BtiltahlH for two gonttuineU. Also aiiiull m. VJ17 Cass t. KB L'Jt oleKant rooms all modern conveniences LAHOE Bontlitiontioom , Rll modern conven ience' , Miltable for two gentlemen : alxo first-class table board fortluua or four ; refer- dices. 1M4 DodcoDt. VH FOR RENT-STORES AND OFFICES. FOlt HUNT Ptotoln Sander's block , ruining and Sanndera sts. luciulre JJ1U4 CumliiKM. FOR itKNT Ollice room , Ilrst Uoor , at 1110 3 1Mb st. n TjlOll KENT Ground Hoer olllco room , con- X1 tmlly located , heated and lighted. C. F , Harrison , 418 8. lltli st. 100 FOll ItKNT Unices on Farnain st. at 10 to JJO per month. Ono ollico furnished. 1013 Kar- num. FOR RENT-ROOMS UNFURNISHED. FOU HUNT .1 iilen .nnt uuturnlshed flout rooms. B012 Harney st. 4'S ) 11 * TIWO furnished or unfurnished rooms with or without llio ; largo closet. ISlslzard. 411 11J ITIOH HENT- J-1 Two fft rooniR , No. ls4 ] Howard st. Three ID ) looms , No , lOI'i north iOtli st. Three ft ) rooms. No N1M north 21st st. MX tfi ) loom house , No. ai l Nicholas st. ' 1 hrfe (3) ( ) room cottage , Ist and I'.uil t. Tlirce (3) ( ) looms. No. us itorth SUt st. 'lhtuo(3irooms ( , No. 1 111)l'li ) > tcost. Three ( M ) looms , No 1112 south 7th st. Three (3) ( ) looms , No. 7l Pacific st. Ono ( ll uko otlito , No. 31t > bouth loth st , 403 FOH KENT A larco room furnished , central location , Hin ChlcaKO ht. iM FOR RENT-MISCELANEOUS. OMAHA IxidgliiK House , ( HO and OlSJnckson st. bot. litli and lUth sts. lleiits slnK0 | beds at fl per week ; clean buds. ( jf.11 eb J * FOH KENT-Oood barn thcap 1031 Chlcaco st IU1 RENTAL AGENCIES. Ff. . OHIHJOIIV , rental asent. UUUS. IGth st. , ground lloor. Telephone ! T > 4. 43J S'PECIAI. attention plven to renting houses , furnished and uiifmnMied rooms , hist with .is. W.M. Harris , over-'OS. lutli st. 10,1 FOlt KENT If you wlMitoient n liouse call on Ueuawa \ Co. , 15th St. , oppoalto P. O. 104 STORAGE. "VTEW VOltK SIOIMKO Co. have mosl extensive - ! - > facilities for stoniKO of fuiiilture , lil.xnos , Impetus , K neial merchandise , west of New York. Cash advances to any amount ; wau > - louse receipts plxen ; uoods insuied ; buck liuildtni ; Die-proof : special aiian'eiupnts for commissionmtrch.mts. Call New YoikMoiapo Co. , Capitol uve and N. loth st , lleimett's block. - PERSONAL. 1 > EltSONAh Prank , float onto to Dellvllle. Kali , bco First National bank. Answer , Union. nu'i-ll lt. E. Hooper , ni.iRiietlr. tiance and tliluoy- ant. Perfect diagnosis of disease. Satis faction guaranteed. Ml N. loth bt. 471 1'ij MME. Amluof ChlcHCo Bes ! innKnetlc mas- hage tieatment , vupdruud handn.uhs r.4 N 10th St. , up stali . 4 ! 11 * PEIISONAI/ you want to lent ft house see J. L. Hlce & , Co. 4KI ! - IJEllSON'AL-Wantcd someone to babies , one blonde and one bruimtte. Ad- ill ess , K K , Hue. l l 10 LOST. JOST A small gold bieastpln Mtwlthtwety ! | J bK peails. ! I'lmlir will bo row-arded on calliiiK-at I'll. ) California st. 4b'J LOST Oiibtieet , rushlon and hiu lobu ftom intter. Itowurd for loturn to U. P. M.ibleH , tor. Mil and Puinam. % 4is ID * LOST Contracts to lots 8 lu 3 and. M and -1 , It. 1 , Cielghtuu Hulghts. licwaril at ii.jy rarnam a * . 377 Ki\VAHfo-Wllt ue given for letuih of bay mare , ! KW Ibs. . halter on. btr.ivetl from ? Ut CumiiiK bt. G. S. Ostrom. KW FOR SALE-MISCELLANEOUS. TTIOHSALK Iluggy sleigh runner" , set double JL1 buggy huiness uud stock scuise.U'OlN.lWJh st. C. 11 Spiny. 4B3 Id * FOH SAL < k-At a bargain uptight piano , good as new. Sea Hoboit Mdiobert.s ut Chamberlain , Anderson A , o Council's. 410 11 * FOH SALE Pair mules , harness and wagon. Inquire 11BSB 1Mb. ' , ' > . 3WUO * IT1OH SALK 1'ivsh mlleli.cows. IH11 &emtlcy , JJ opp. ICxclungu buiUlinij , Union Stock\ \ s. Telephone OS. lUI-fub-1 'MISCELLANEOUS. SPECIAL notice to property owners having cholco luilde buslno- or residence prop erty for fcnle , will clo well to Hit with J.Jlllcu i , Co. 4f313 llorso und Cuttlo Teed WIIH STANDAUD uwaided thollmt premlnin at thu Omaha fair after a chemical analysis by chemical au thorities , anil you will award It the'sumo ' honor If you will try U fairly by feeding it to your hoises or cattle. It will do more to fit your horse foractUaand prolonged labor than all other lemedles combined. Manufactured by V. K. Sanboin \ Co. , 17U.1 bt , 3Iury's avv. For sale everwheiu. 4 1 12 " rKCIAL notlcn to property owners having chold ) Iiisido business or reMdeilce proji- erty for bale , will do well to list with J. L. Hlco &Co. 4S1 13 J rpHK banjo taught as an art liy Gcoj K , Ocllon- X beck , b. u. cot loth and JJouglus , up stairs. 1SJ SP1ICIAL notice to property owniers having cholco Inside business or residence prop erty for sale , will do well to list WitliJ.L. Ulce. ic Co. 4S1 13 TIUV Standard Stock liniment for ringbona , bill ! joints , curbs , splints , bnrb wlr tuts , weak buck , or in any other condition wnero n liniment is Indlciited. It Is wairunted. Manu factured by F. U. Sanboin i Co. , 170J Bt. Mary's ae. . 1'or sale every w here. 4S7 13 „ . SPECIAL notice to property owuc-ra having choice Inside business or residence prop- city for sale , will do well to llbt wlthJ. L Wet Jc Co. 4K1 1. _ H. Ahmanson's olllco icmovcd from Vrenzei block to 613 S 16th st. a-3 Ku * l.EASE 1'or long tlmo and a I low rate , _ L lots ( -3 and 60 , Nelson's addition , andliirt of lot 3S Hedlck's 2nd add. A. 1 * . Tukey , 1 at 1'urnam t. INfintANCU-H. E. Cole , n. e. cor. IMh and Douglas 3111 U _ _ SPECIAL notice to property owners 'having cholco inside business or rohiik-ncti piop erty for sale , will do well to llat withJ. I. . Hlce i0o. 4S.1 K _ _ C. II. JOIIN N. cistern builder , \vellsbored and dnt' , 4UO N aoth St. , Omaha , Neb , _ 9M JJ ! ) CASH paid for second-hand books and Libra. rlcs. W4 N luth st. H. bhoufeld.untlouarlaii , 731 J 33 CLAIRVOYANT. DH. NANNIE V. Warren , clairvoyant , teal , business and t * t medium , Dlaguo l free. Female diseases a specialty. U'J N. Ibtb St. . Itooms 3 A. 3. Tel. BU. ] U7 WANTED-TO BUY. BAKEHV Whnted A bread and cake Inker ] to buy or rent. Address K. F. nier , Jllnno apolul.O.Minn , 4117 n " \\rANTKD-For a customer , short time mart Tt gage on Omaha real estate , for bruui ; atuouut , C. K. il ) ne , , , MB U I will buv n HV ) morl'Pgo note. 0. K. niompson. H 8. IMh Ft ; t 419 \VANTKn-To buy whBlaor.pHtt Interest In good hardware biuitae-i. Address T-'l , V\7ANT1.D To buy * nort , tlmo paper. J. W. Uross. at C. K. Mttjfic"s officeISth and llarncy. > ' | 25 "WANTKD Klrrt mortFu.-e notes. I can take t mortgage notes on firVt pa > ment on some rood S > ndlcatn lot * lu SoultlOmuha. ( leo , N. lllcks. 315 SIJth st. Jbj ' ! > ' 10 MONEYjq&OAN. [ "V. , MONEY to loan on ImprWted real estate : no commission charKtdd Loavltt Uurnhaui , room 1 , Crelghton hlock. nt 111 MONEY to loan nt lowest rate ? upon Improved and unlmpro\ed real estate in Oiualia and nlso upon farms In western Iowa and eustorn Nebraska. Mortgage noton bought and sold Odell Irosr ! i : Co. , IVM Fiirnam st. TO "AfONEY to Loan-On furniture , piano * , -IT1 wagons , or other personal property without removal : also on collateral security. llu lue.-i cohtldentluU Chas. 11. Jacobs , 330 S. 15th st , 170 M ONEYtoLoau-O.F. Davis Co. , real estata nnd loan agents , 1605 Furnatn st. 103 MMONRY MONRY to loan 1 can now place ome Ilrst class city loans Immediately. Call at once if } ou desire to bo accommodated. 1) . V. iMioles , room 1 llarker block , entrance In alloy. KM MOMKY loaned on pianos' , furniture , horses , owns , etr. , low rates. O. II. Zimmer man , room 6 , Arlington block , 2 doors west of U77 jil ! MONKY To loan. Lowest rates. No delay J. L. Hlco & Co. , o > er Commercial Na tional bant 114 LOANS made on real pstato and mortgages bought. Lewis S. Heed Ac Co. , 10-1 nirimm. 1U _ PEH CKNT Money. Patterson ft Fawcett IMh and Ilarney. 118 SIIOHT tlmo loans made on any available security , in reasonable , amounts. Secured notes bought , sold or exchanged. General financial business of any kind transacted promptly , quietly and fairly at the Omaha Fi nancial Exchange , N. Vf. cor. loth and Har tley sts , over Mate National band. Corbett , manager. 117 MONEY to loan , < ash on hand , no delay. J. W. nnd E. L. Squire , 141J Farnam st. Paxton - ton hotel building. 115 LOANS made on real estate. Cash on hand. W. M. Hairls over 330 S. 15th st. 110 made on real estate. Cash on hand. LOANS H.V. . Huntress. 1501) ) Furnam st. 833 10 * MONEY loaned on furniture , pianos organs , horses , etc , low rates. J. J. Wilkinson & Co. , 1J34 Farnam , over llurllngtou ticket odlce. 11H , to loan In any amount at lowest rate of $500,000 . II. 11. Irev. Freuzer block. 113 MONEY to Loan Hy the undersigned , who has the only properly organised loan agency In Omalm. Loans of $10 to f 100 made on. furniture , pianos , organs , horses , wrgons , ma chinery , etc. , without removal. No delays. All business strictly conlldentlal. Jx > nns so made that any part can bo paid at any time , each pay ment reducing the cost pro rata. Advances made on line watches and diamonds. Persons should caiefully consider who they are dealing with , as many new concerns aio dally coming into existence. Should you nei-rt money call and see me. W. H , Croft , room 4 Withuull building. Kith and Ilarncv. Ill ONEY ( LOANED ut C. F. Heed A Co.'s Loan M Onice. ou furniture , plulios , horses , wagons , i cisonal pioperty of all klntU , and all other ar ticles of value without reuiqval. 319 S. llth , over Illngham's commission store. All busi ness strictly conlldcntial. , 133 _ j loan on OmalijL city property at 0 - . . per cent. O. W. Day , sTE. cor. Ex. Uld. rpo LOAN Money Loans placed on 1m- JL pio\cdreal estate In cJty or county for New England Loan & Tru t Co , by Douglas Counly bank. Ifith ami fhlchgo sts. 1-i.l $750,000 to loan utfi per cent. Llnahan A. Ma- honey , 1DU9 Farnam , 124 OHTOAOK Loans-H. El'Cole ' , n. e. cor. 15th nnd Douglas. _ 310 13 MONKY to loan , mortgagtuiotos bought , loans made ou chattel security : no delay .1. J. Cummlugs , Hoom 10 llarker ( llock 301 ONEY to loan. Notes ana it. K. ticket , bought ahd sold. A. Foi man , 3LJ S 13th sts BUSINESS CHANCES. MEAT market on paved Htroc-t , dohiR good business , for sale ; lent low. T : w , lleo ollli'e. GOI 14 * Man In Vmslness that plad In IKS" ) , $15,000 net ; In 'FO , * lSUUi > ; in 'H , SJO.OOO. and in > 8 wo expect to ciear ino.OUO and ineicasp j early. 1'arty whp can devote his wholu tlmo to business and who has 11,010 to put into business can clear from f'iUflt ) to $7,000 per annum , must be prepaid ! to begin at once , best of city lefeicnces given , T til , llcoofllco. K05 10 * CANADIAN just nnived In cltv antsa paitner in a bubiiirss that iswell estab lished and paying from VHUto $ . > Kppr ) month. Capital reiiulied , JoOO ; part do\\n. Any p.uty ntti'udtiiR to this at onculllsccurea position forateimof yeai-s. Canadian preferred , T Si , lloo ollice. nfO 10 FOR SALB A llrst-class hotel business , the only hotel In town. Tor paitlculars apply Wlndsoi hotel , Stiomsburp , Neb. HA U * TJ10K SALII-SmallslocK of shelf hardwaiont JL ? a bargain , caih. 7th and bt. Mary's n\o Al'lHST cbifs icstaurant tor sale , rent 10 , price FAX ) : teiins very reahouablo. Co-op- erati\o Land AT Lot Co. , 3 N liith st. 478 K JL. HICK A : CO. haVHsome fine openings to llxomcn with capital , woithyof luxestl- Kating. 48,1 13 POH PALI' Good daloon.on business street. H. Malnwuiler , ) ! ! S Hth ht. 4411 II * Ffllt PALK A Rood payingicstauraiitrlui L'niulro 817 S. U'th. I19014 * IIJOOO buys H interest In established mercantile fP anency ; with energutlc pauner can be made lucrative business. 1'or particulars call at-1,1'ienzer block , bKJ FOll SA MI ? 10,0iO ( staple stock of well bought Ktncr.il ] ] icrcinnjl.-o ! in onu ofthu fastest trow ins aKrlcultmal towns in Colorado ; sales. t43.NU per ) ear anil can bo preatly increased ; iiknes- , only cause for i-eilliiK ; this is a lare find Kenulno chance ; exactly us leprescnted \ddi ess T 0 , Dee ollice. ini 14 * flOK SALE A clean stock of gent's fuinlsh- lug goods , hits , and caps , one of the best locations in Omiiha , stock nil bought within u j ear.Address T. 5 , lit e ollice. 314-13 \\7"ANTED Itargafns for cash customers. H. TT K. Cole. n. e cor. 15th and Douglas. 310 13 A LA HO K , pleasant store room lor rent , one of the best points In the cltv for retail "hoots and shoes , hats and cups , dry goods , etc. , within half block of coiner 14th nnd Farnam. Long lease , cheap rent. 1 ! . V. Beaver , 1U1.H , I'ar- nani st. ! i3i ! FOREXCHANCt. aTO EXCHANGE or tiado ical estate , mer chandise or hors-es , jack-knives or watches , fcee J. L. Itlco & Co. 4K ) 13 "V\7 E have some clear andgood ! property w hlcli T T w w 111 exchiyigo for hor-cs , Co-operatl\ Land and Lot Co,3UjN IMhMt. 479 15 "IT1OH Excbango A niuuVer of boil and JL1 lots , \\heiiyou wanrro trade , buy or hel rome to us. H. U. Cole , N [ K. Cor. 1Mb and Douglas. fn 4-'d II T71OK Kxchaiigt > Lots In Vj'actory Place , Al ' * . ' brtght's CholciPatterson's subdivision O\foid I'lnce , and Mnynu'ucnddltlon for good Iowa or Nebraska I'urnwr-'Also UK ) acres ii : I'rontior county , Neb. , for ( Xch.ince for Omalm houses and lots , or Doui'latf ilounty land. A , P 'I"Hkey , 1334 1'uriiam st. , , . 330 TPO iXCHANOn : or trajeireal estate , mer J. chandlse or hoises , jack-knives 01 watches M-e.1. L. lllcu \ Co. r 4St ! 11 II you have anything to itxchango call on 01 luliliess 1 ( . i ; . Cole , n , u. cor. ' 15th ami Doug las. J 317 Fl _ WANTKD-Stocks of tji'erch indlso to "ex change for lands and'Cty | Dronurtj ! C. C Bl otBWood. BU5j } S. imp. 160 T7IOH THALF.-two lots In Kouutze place foi JU1 lmpro\ert or unimproved property. Addres : 1 O ) North IMh Htrec'l. 3o7 10 * TIO THADI3 Inside property for good house eight or nlno rooms , und full lot. McCul loch Sc Co. . cor 15th and Farnam. l a WANTIID-Stocks o ineichandlse to ex change for tarms. H. II. Cole , n. e. cor 15tn and Douglas. 31U U \\TANTED-lIouses and lots to exchange foi TT tmpiovedund unimproueil lands in Ne hraska and Iowa. Chailc-s 0. bpotswood , BV | WANTED Houses und lots to exchange foi farms. H. K. Cole , u. e , cor. Hth am Douglaa. 310 13 \\7ANTED ( ! oed family norse In excnang < TT for lot , JIcCullocu & Co. , cor 15th unc Karnam. 13S T'O ' TItADKr-T\\o improved farms in Iowa foi UmulmpntpiTtr or NebraMca lauds. Me CulloqU i. Co. , cor ; IMu and FUinum. LU a'OKXCHANdU ' or trndo real e tat < s mer- rJiaiidlso or horses , Jack-knives or watches fee J. L. Itlce A Co. 4SI1 \ _ T Oll r.xchanKO. If you hare farms or lands to JL' sell or trade send for our ilescrlptho blanks. If ) oil hiiU'iihy kind of property to sell or ex- ctmiite , list U with us ; wo can furnish yoiin customer. H. S. Campbell A 0. W. Hervoy , 310 lloanl trf Trndo Omaha 3J3 IHAVK for trade improved farm In Ca's Co. near Plattsnioitth , will trade for Improved nslde property * Address .M 30 , lleo odlco.U8S U8S O"EnHASKA atld Kan ns farms to oxclmnifo J-s for lowii and Colorado lands , and vlco ersa. Co-Oiieratlvo Land and I < ot Co , C05 N (1th ( st. ff.H \\TANTED ( looa farms in exchange for TT Omaha property , C. C. Spotswood. o S 13111. la > _ _ _ _ _ _ _ . _ TlUSTRACTS OF TITLE. MIDLAND Guarantee and Trust Co. , 1501 Karmim .street Complete abstracts fur- nlshpd , and titles to real estate jxumtned , per fected and nuaranteed. Mil BENSON .tOAHMlCHAKL furnl'h complete nnd guaranteed abstracts of tljto to any real estate In Omaha and Douglas county upon Mmrt notice. .Tim most complete sctof abstract books in the city. No. 1519 Farnam st. 1II FOR SALE-REAL ESTATE- WHY do you wait , buy a homo. We can sell yon lovely little homes on small cash pay ment and balance monthly. If you desire we ran furnish them for you on your own terms. II. K , Cols , N , E. corner 15th and Douglas. 420 II THK ) SAL15 Finest location for n homo in West Omalm , adjoining the mansion homes of Rlrkendall , Coe , Urady , Kisson and others. N'othlngflnorln the city. Can se ) M > V > xLS7 or ess ; for prices and terms see S. A. Blouian. 1301 Karmimst. tv TTlOUbai gains In real estate see J. L. Hlce & JJ Co. 4S. ) LS fMPHOVED farm In Iowa for Omaha resl- L deucu prorcrty. J , J. Wilkinson , U3IFarnatn. FOll baigatns In leal estate see J , L. ltlco& Co. 4S1 13 rp\VO coiner Jots valued at W.OOO , free of en- JL rumbrance , fronting three streets , each lot OxM7,14 miles from P. O , to trade for house md lot. AddiCbS with full desciiptlon T. 3S lice olllco. , , 40113 * T7UMI SALE One newfi room house und lot -I ? Omnha View , $3.300. , Ono new ft room house and lot Patricks odd. , -,4 ( ) . These are both good locations and cheap will bo sold on easy' teims of pujmutit , either monthly or yearly. Also I choice vacant lot In A. S. Patrick's add , fl.OUI. 3 choice lots in South Omaha near business center. $3,150. For trade , 100 acres Holt Co. land ; ICOacres Cedar Co. hind. W. N. Nuson , room 11) ) Chamber of Commerce. 3(11 ( M IJlOll SALK tWxNi feet on cable line. Splendid JL ; inside location for four tlata W.500. Must i-old at once. Marshall & Lobeck , room 1) ) Chamber of Com. 3f- "I7\OK \ SALE ICO acres of land tour miles from JL. stock yards , at $133 per acre ; this is a bar gain. Mcdigue , Opp. P.O. 182 JAN I ) , farms and lots to exchange tor shares In good paying concerns , 100 ! ) 1'ainam st. AND and lots to trade for good horses. IfiOS J I'arnam st. 878 FOH SALE Or exchange , lots in North Omalm for houses. llou > o and lots In Coun cil lllults. Shares In Love UAO Hulldiiig ass'n. Lots In Ilanscom and Ambler places. Plenty of other pioperty. Ilosworth & Joplln , 418 S. 1th ht. 171) ) tF ) ou value your Iriend , the almighty dollar , lead this : Lot B , block 10 , Plalnvlow , $ l.a . Lot 10 , block 10 , 1'lalnviow , Jl.OdO. Lot 3 , block 7. Klrkwood. rtV ) . Lot P , block lIetteis'ilddl,000. All on eiisypaj incuts. 11. E. Cole , N. 1 : . Cor. 15th and Douglas. 4JO 11 baipuins In leal estate hce J. L. Hlce & BJ1OII 1 Co. 4W13 ) PALR Tlirefl good lots on corner of Dodge st , one block west of Lowe ave for ; ! , r)00. Address for a few days S 54 lice ollice 1171 SALE 40 acres of land the n o ij of thu FOH w ' 4 31 , 74 , 44 ; this land is situated about 4 miles east of stock virds , Omaha , and about 3'J miles southwest of U. P. H. H. transfer. Council Itluirs , la. ; will sell cheap for cash. F. M. Ha- ker , 3.S1U Hanover St. . Chicago. 111. 3il110 | 7OH SALK South Omaha bargains. ( Corner -JO lot and out next. ) Price. Cash. Double corner ou West TJ stieet ( Ib0i ) KitW Q " 1.100 550 " " " " O " 1.300 375 " " " " O " 1,350 fiW ! " " " " O " 1.SUO 750 " " " " H " 1.200 WX ) 1 lot4n Burlington Place. . . . , itil 100 4 " " " 40) 125 1 " Fowler Place avi 175 1 " " " CM ) 275 a " Burlington Center as low as Jr > 0 _ ' " " " " ww : va R " Llpton Place 53. . " . 150 8 " * " 650 140 Many of the above arc big bargains owing to the Iliianclal conditions of their % urlous owners. D. D. Smeuton , loom 7 , llarker block , corner 15th und Fuinam streets. 41710 P OH baigalns In ie.il estate sco J. L. Hlco & Co. 4SJ U \yELSHANS & LOW ( W. J. Welshans , T. F. T > Lowj Heal estate Investment brokers , Pan Diego , C.ila. . invest for 11011 lesldents .per fect titles , attend to all uusiness. tuKn title in lu- \estorsiiame forslmro of prolltswhen deal is < losod. bend stamii for our Im est ment Contract , fan Diego In 18sr hid 5,000 population , has now 3.1OiM ; wo piedlct lOO.IHl1) ) befoie ISU3. Heferenees : Omaha Nat'I Hank ; First Nat'I Hank , Now York City ; Nat'I Hank of America , Chicago , 357-17 FOH S A L15 fJ oed brick business property in ccntioof Grand Island ; greatest bargain and best terms In the city ; but little cash re quired ; lotii ? time , low interest and easy pay ments ; other real estate fer sale. Address. ) . H. Woolloy , ' attoinoyutluw Grand Island , Neb. TT10H bargain ; ) In real estate bee J. L. Hlce & JLI Co. 48,1 U . .t FOH SALE Wo ofler as a special bargain 109 acres of land four miles from stock yards , at $13.1 per acre , on line of U. P. U. H. McCaguo P. O. 34 T7IOH HA LE-Lot 5 blk a A. S. Patricks ad ; w ill -L1 sell for few dusut $1,500 , * t < 00 cnsh , bal. easy. S. 40 llee onice. " 1)17 ) MS'rlCKNKV i CO. maico a specialty of iiroperty in North Omaha , for sale or rent lit Citizens' bank , 31US Cunilng st. 1.14 TT1OI13ALE Lot 1) ) , Windsor placi extension , J ? three blocks from Han'-com Park for * 1,4V ) . Easy payments. Address S. 50 , llee ollice. 1)-fl ) DinHoliitlon Notice. I , Geo. n. Shand , do hereby declare and pub licly announce that ou the Ihth da ) * of Decoin- IIT. ) INS" , I dissolved and severed my connection w ith Frank Thompson as a partner in clluplng horses , and 1 will not bo losponsiblo forunv ilubtKtli.it may lm\e been coutiauted by said Frank Thompson. ( Signed ) GKO. D. SHVND. j'Jdlt * Notice. The first annual meeting of the stockholders In the Kllpatilck-Koch Dry Goods Co. , will bo held at the ollice of trie companv , coiner of llth and Harney streets , Omaha , Neb. , on Tuesday next , January luth , at : i p. m. J7d4t HOI1EHT COWEI.L , Scc'y. Dissolution Notice. The firm doing business under the name of If Cox Virgo & Co. , at IMA St. Marj's a\c.has this day bfen dissolved by mutual consent. II. Cox Vligo will continue the business , pa\liigal dnhtsund collecting'all bills outstanding , ot ttiH late firm. II , Cox Vimio. Jan. uth , 1888. JAL'on HANSOX. SEALED Proposals will Im received at the olHce of the underslged until Tuesday , January 10th , 1PH8. tor thu workmanship und mate-rial recjulred for the brick hotel and theater to bo Lullt in lleatrlce , Neb. , for Hon. A. H. Pad dock. Drawings and specllcatIons ! can bo seen at the ollice of Andiew .Miller licutrlco , Neb. , and at the ollice of the architects. The right is IVSHI veil to reject any or all bids MUMH-TJiPOIIN iV L\WIIIB. Arcliltects , Ouuihrt , Neb. Omaha , Neb , Dec. 3ub , IbiT. < U7-Ut Dissolution Notloo. rFIin firm of llaylon Jfc Hrub.ickor , 101 3. Ifltl X strnt't. Is this day dissolved by mutual con sent. Thu business will bo continued by A. A llrulmckor , who will collect all accounts and assume sumo all liabilities of the linn. A. A. HnunCKUI , H. li.llim.uVN. Omalm , January flth , ISM j5d3t * Notloo. I hereby notify the public that I will not 1) responsible for any debtn contractually my wife lloi.i Peterson , and warn all persons who glv her credit , that they do BO at tnulr own Imzurc Omuhtc , Neb. , Jan. 10. L. 1'tTtnisoK. jioait mAKEN UP-One grey pony aoout 13 year JL , old , weight about tO ) 1IH. Cun bu had J ; o a mile west of poor farm , Park street. JW i ; Jo soir , THE EDITORIAL WE. Trotililcs ofllio Jinn Out AVe t Who YnnkM llio ArclilTncdoiui I < ovor. Arl'/onii Ivli'kor : "Ln- Friilny nljrlit vliiloVu were cngapotl at the olllco nil Our wlfo was over towju tliuMdow tlcQlnnla BOIIIO luiso thlof ontoroil Our uuso iind stole Our wutoli , wJili-h wni nt of ropaii1 , butaluetl lit sKJ. Wo domaiul to know vhothor Constable Hank Smith wna loutinl to Bit on hM coat tails in U roan's rrocory and tilay checkot'H , or to nrotoct Uo poonlo from the hiuul'5 of ( ho rto- poilorsr Hank is a peed follow and his ubscriptlon to the Kicker is always laid in mlvanco , but duty is duty. Our vifo is not in jrood health , and the hook of lobinp our watch has almost ipsot her. Our dog has also boon act- up strangely of late , leading Our noiph- mr , .luilpo llobbs , wlio , by the \vav , i > uildnp ! an addition to his wood-shed , mil will probablv bo n candidate for governor this fail , to remark that ho nay have been poisoned. May Heaven orpivo the human hyena who took Our vateh , for neither Wo nor Our wife can over do so. "Kxplanatory That rollned and cnl- uroil reptile , ' Hill Hosworth , whose chief occupation is swlllinp down forty- oil wliiskv and lying tibout his bettors , s circulating the btory that ho guvo Us i liukinp last Sunday night. Now , the ruth of the matter is that Uill has been mashed on Our eldest daughter , md ho called at Our house Sunday evening to ask Our permission to spark ler. Wo promptly and indignantly showed him the door , while Our wife stood ready with a horsewhip. Hill lured Us to como out and Wo went. Wo lit him three times that Wo know of , mil We kept count of 11 vo kicks Wo pot n on him. and in two minutes ho was legging for mercy. Wo don't pretend o be any lighter , but if Wo can't lick 3ill Hosworui with one hand tied be- lind Us , Wo will go out of the newh- laper business. Our friends have ad vised Us to-Hhoot him , audit it\vain't for Our wife We'd do it. Hill , don't you como fooling around Us no nioroP "A Strange Case Last Thursday light , while Wo wore bound asleep in Our bed , Our wife awoke us witli the startling information that something vas going on in Our back yard. Wo at once sprang out of Our bed to Investi gate. Hastily pulling on u portion of jur clothes the suit made by Wcston , popular tailor Wo moved through urious rooms in Our residence until caching the kitchen. There We found he window wide open. The following liagram will explain matters to our oaders more clearly : W Window. D Door. S-SinU. T Table. ] ) Hroom. W We. "Tho open window sttircil Us in the : ice s\b Wo btooil there rcaily to sell Our ifo tlcnrly. Tlioi-o is nothing of the coward ul'uwt Us. Seeing nothing mid icaring no further noibes Wo advanced o the window and closed it , and finally ctnrnoil to Our bod. Who raised that vindow ? What for ? Was the object o immloi1 Ua nnd Oui- wife ? Wlio was , ho villain ? Which way did he escape ? ! t will over remain a bloody inybtory. " D Jlcuil tbo Death Uoll Which the bills ot mortulity of any largo city may bo fitly designated , and you will lind that renal and vosical inal- idios , that is to say , thobo that alTcct the khlncyb or bladder , have a remarkable - able prominence wo had almost aaid preponderance. Bright's disease nnd diabetes in the chronic stage tire rarely cured , and gravel , catarrh of the blad der nnd onurcsia slay many. Yet nt the outset , when the trouble merely amounts to inactivity of the organa in volved , the danger may bo nullilied by that pleasant renal tonic and diuretic , Hostottor's Stomach IJittorh , which im- partb the rcquifaito amount of tone to the organs , without over-exciting thorn , and the ube of which is convenient , nnd involves no elaborate preparation , .bpopbia , a usual concomitant of run til complaints , and debility , which they invariably produce , arc remedied by it. So albo are constipation , malurial , rheu matic mid nervous ailments. Slnijiilnr Ki'owk of mi Owl. ' Boston Globe : Conductor Prebcott , of the Lowell by.stom of the Boston & Maine load , had a passenger on the 7:05 : run from Boston to Arlington Tuesday night whom ho could not collect a faro from. The road for whicli ho work's de mands that faros must bo collected for each pabsongor , but Mr. Prescolt will not lese his position for this oilo over- Bight of th6 rules. The passenger was an owl , an ordiiiiu'.Vi ovory-day owl , and could furnish neither a faro nor a pass. It was between North Cambridge Junc tion and Lake street that the passenger got aboard. Ho was not a particular owl , and bo ho contented himself with a position on the head of the engine , nbovo the guard and below the headlight. That was about 7:14. : The train ran on to Arling ton , making all the usual hlops and noise , and still the owl nut null. At Arlington the engine changed ends with the train , but did not turn round itself. The work of switching backward and forward did not cauao the owl any uneasiness , and when the train was ready to make the return trip to Boston , ho still manfully held his position and continued his refusal to pay his fare. At 8:10 : the train reached Boston , and then the train crow , consisting of Con ductor Prescott , Engineer Blood , Fireman - man Nowhnll and Brakemen Lovojoy nnd Parker , gathered about and at tempted to make the owl explain hU po sition. The conductor reached up tc lift hisboreno highness from his breo/.i' ' porch and was welcomed with a sting ing rebuke in the shape of apockfioni the bird'b beak. Force was used ami now the owl "bits like a major" on a roil In the home of the ( human , a captive and a willing one , too. He will be cared for by the men. His ride was n strange one and his serenity startling. Old pill Ijoxesaro spread over the hind by the thousands after having boor emptied by suffering humanitv. Whal a mass of sickening , disgusting medi cine the poor stomach has to conloml with. Too much strong medicine , Prickly Ash Bitters is rapidly and surely taking the place of all this cla * ' of drugs , and in curing all the ills aris ing from a ill-ordered condition of the liver , kidneys' stomaeh und bowels. A Kmnai-kalilo Colored I'rcai.-licr. Atlanta Constitution : There is i colored preacher on Leo Joidon'n plan tation who is a veritable Napoleon ii Ills way. His church has the h'.igos membership of any in Ulo'btnto.and hi , income is prince1. } . The negroes fen and voiisruto him , and , without the all Of courts , ho settles all their dillli-ultiea deciding pro and con , and meting ou iustico in nis Own peculiar stylo.Vhoi husband nnd wife are \arfanco ho i sent for , nnd never fails to adjust thol quarrels. Ho often takes the whip o justice In his own hands , und make offenders howl. The position ho oocu pies is unique , nnd h < j looks upon it as sinecure , DIVIDEND NOTICE. 31 Per Cent Dividend , Notice Is hereby given to the Members of Ihn Mtttiml Hefcrvo niml 1 .1(0 Association , Chief Ollleo , Potter lliilldlmr , as 1'atk How , New York. thiit the amount of Purplu * to the Credit of tllrf Membi r.s of the 1SSJ class equals a DIVIIIKNU up TimmOM : i * it ihNT. upon the entire Mortuary premiums paid during the punt tlve yews , IN- wit ! From ISSMo Ks7itictusUe , said amount ap- ' pllcalilo nnd pn ) ulilo as proided In oaoh Certltl- catuof Membcishlp. The amount tiicoNcr said dl\ldt'iul 1ms been deposited with. liiM-sted , and lield by the Central Trust Company of New- York. as Trustee , n't provided In th Deed of Trust between the two companion , Notice Is futthei jrru'ii , that In addition to Urn above dl\li'eiid of Tiium-o.NK rm CKNT. , the Mutual llesi'ivo Fund Ute Association bus paid to the Widows , Orphans , and Claimants of de- coated member * , during | N < 7 , < > \tr One Million Four llnndied Thousand Dollars , and ( lining theRftinejear IM , tt 1ms saved Its living mem bers by reduction of thp premlitiu rate * below the rules usually chared under the old system of Mfo liHuraiue. said rediutlonapprovlmuttng Uhree Millions of Dollars , which reduction equals an i\ddltlouul UlIdcud of more. than tlfty per tent , of the ontlro premiums paid by our nieinburs. Our actual cash profit for 1W exceeds HINDOO , or JI.237 for each day In the year , including Sun * dajsand holidays. Each dollar o ( bald prollt. us fust us eauied , Is deposited \\lth , Invented , nnd hold by the Central Trust company , as tiustci1 , for thoexcluslvb use and benollt of our members. Our total death elulms paid exceed Jl.lOO.OJO and our nisli Mil plus oxiceds $1,350,000. A tier a uuxt careful and thorough ofllclal ex- aniliiatlon within Hut past sixty d js , the Asso elation has received Iho umiuullllcd endorse- inent f lout tlueo Sopuiute State Insnianco Do- paitments. to-wlt : lly Hon. 1'hlllp Chirk. Jr. , Insimince Commissioner of the State of Wiscon sin ; Hon. Charles Shaudiow , Insurance. Com missioner of the State of Minnesota ; also , Hon. KU hu W. llucklln , Insurancii Commissioner of the Mate of Ithodo Island. Each onn of these Insurance Commissioners huIng made n thor ough personal examination of the airalrsortho Association In the months of November ami December , 1W. nnd after MI Id \amlnatlon , on- doiso the Mutual Ue.seno Funtt Mfo Association as worthy of the eonlldenie of Its members and of the people. E. B. HARPER , 1'iesldent. Mutual Hererxu Fund I.tfo Association , Totter Building , M 1'aik How , New Yoik. B. H. ROBISON , Agent , Omaha Nat'I Dank llulldlng. Who Is WEAK , NKKVOVN. I > F.niMTA- TEn.wholnhUI'pI.I/VandlONORAKC'E has TKIFI.ED Rvrnr till VIOUn of BODY , MINDnnd MANIIOOI > . causing exh uitlnr drains upon the FOUNTAIN * of I.IFK , 1IKAUA01IE , UAUUACUE , Dreadful llreums , WEAKNKNM of Memory. IIANII- FUXNENMIn NOGIETV. P1MPI.EM upon the FACE , and all the EFFECTS leading to KAKI/T I > E < ! AYand perhaps I'ONNUMP. 1 ION or INSANITY , should consult nt one * the CELEBRATED lr. ) Clarke. Established IBM. Dr. C'Urko has niRdo NERVOV8 ! > HI MTV. VIIHimiO and nil Diseases of the CIENITO 1IKI.\AUY Oroins a Ltfa U'udy. It makes NO difference WHAT you i TO takan nr WHO has failed to euro you. W-FEJIA I.EN suffering from diseases pecu liar to their sox can consult with the aatuianc * Df speedy relief and cure. Send 2 ccoti poston for works on your diseases. * S-8ond 4 cents poataRO for Ce1cbrnt d Work * on Chronic , Ncriou * and ell cnlc Diseases. Consultation , per on ly or by letter , trri' . Consult the old DorCor. Thnunnntlii cnrotl. Offlrriand imrlom prUnle. i-Thoso contemplating Marrlaco * nd for Dr. i'lurkc'H celebrated guide Mnln and Frninlo. each 16c. , both 26c. ( stamps ) , Unforo confldlnc your case , consult JUr. CI.AIlKE. A friendly letter or call may lave future kuHerlngnnd shame , and add golden years to life. 49-Book "I.tfe'n ( Secret ) Er- ran , " Me. ( stamps ) . Medicine and writing sent everywhere , secure from expo ure. Houre , 8 to 8 ; Hundayn , 9 to 12. Address , ffj