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    THE OMAHA DAILY BEE : SUNDAY , JANUARY 8 , 188S.TWELYE PAGES. 0
PULLMAN Pi CAR CO.
3'lie Mniln * ( > i > er < ntilt J'lirmtrtl by
Their Jiinitloiici in Jtcntti'tttlny
27 rir 1'ulnce Car * .
A ttofinrtor VltHH fho Ynrds nnd
I.Hri nix All About It HuiiilrcilH of
Ainu Kmploynl in the Work An
Jnlrrrluwvllli One o ( ' the Men.
Wwpornmi whnhnvecnjoypit the luxury of
tl Jmiriii-y In one of the sniinptiimi-t rnr" of the
/Mllmr.n IM'IICC ( 'ur ( onipnny Ktiou the trouble-
nml xpi'iHC III" company urn nt to keep the
jiint5nttlc < intj > al 7"i on whi't-N la order nnd n--
pair. A rfpyrtcr for tlilimtrr \ \ icceiitly Msltcil
ilipyiinlsnear this tninnfrr ilctmt , mm wu the
jiiodiH uM | > ran 11 pnnucil liy the onipliiyi-f In
rcr.ovntlnK the uiri HI thi-v come In from the-
tllpi. The reporter Is Inilelitud to Mr.
I'rank UiililMiotn for the. Information. During
hlf convocation with .Mr. Dalilstrom the re
porter learned thu following harrow IIIH experi
ence whkh that Kuntlctimu ri-n ntly passed
tliroiiKh. .Mr. Diihli'rom cald , "I lived In llos-
ton , MiiK'j. , for H while , and then otit.ilned
Munition at I'rovldelic" , H. I , , ivhutti I uorkid
for two > ear , \\licn 1 made I ) my mlt.d to
inaki ! u pfnir KI'I and as tint wetti ru fevvr UM
then at UM liL-lKnl I wa-t Induced to k-avo tlu-iu
mid landed In ( JimihiHomuthltiK over four \ears
no. I noticed whllu In the New Kiif-land Slatm
tli ll wns alwavH moiu or lent doubled with
( oltlRlu tlio head , and had palm tliioiiK'i ' my
Hirsts nnd dhouldel-t with a loiitlmions head *
riche. My nose was ne.itly all Hloppvil up tut
that I Ix came ucuHtonird to tuc.ttlilni ; through
my month altogether. Whin I lay In bed at
nluht tlm nmconx would Kather In my Daunt
and led e there. , and In thu morning It uoulcl
K&K me. and It was of no nnfrcinient oiciirriMim
that I would have toomlt before I could lid
tny elf of It. 'I lien 1 Inwin to notlcu that my
liL'iirlng was mote or li'-s affected and
i nro t. % TO t K.it UK i rxu H
ns 1 hndadinstant rtUKliicand lni7.7lnKnnl o In
inv Iliad and eara. I thought that after I
rlianued mv luxkiento thu tllmatu would 1 t
1ivnelfcl.il , tint Mich u ax not the case. Instead
of Kt'ttlitK ottter I continued to ( 'row wor.se , my
nppeliti ! was poor , e pe < lally was this
In Ihe mornlni ; , at w lilt h time I could c.ircely
eat mybrenlcfiiHt at nil. and what llttlo food I
did cat Deemed to dlstretx mu veiv much. 1 had
n bolclili'K up ot wind and would ft el Mck for
more than uu hour alter eatliiK. My food did
not seem to dlKest. 1 was constipated ne.iilv
all tie lime , and unite ! ed from IK aducho which
I attrlt iitu.il . to the utonmch inns d by Indiges
tion.Vhiiitor I would Htoop dona tnpli k up
miythli g I would lurome dl/zy , and would lie-
( ( iii'iitlv Mnuiter or would haie to haxoMlppoit
until tnt- faint tipells would pans awuy. I was
Irritable and morose and WUH very easily ev-
illcd. 1 continued to mow woiseandwoiMJund
! > cc nine.
t.owirinm.n in M-OMWNT ,
nnd felt ns tlioiih | ; 1 was Kolni : ) , , , ) jUi j woirltd
in } hell uotixldeiuhlu and probiblv that helped
to miikn mu WOIM1 1 al'Aay.s felt tiled anil
drowsy with no ambition to do an.Uhlnt. . 1 did
not sleep soundly ut nlKht , nnd wh.it little sli' p
I did Ket was iiftuul ct by the- most houlble
dreams Imaulnnble , and would lay awake foi
liiiiiiH tc uilnu If I hhoiitd 10 to .sleep I would
lia\o u lupilltlon. Mylcetweie neaily alw.ijs
cold , my eji H wtio led and fiivnit'ntlj swollen ,
nml at tlmi'H my nusu would dlsclmiKe thin
whltn muc us. mid when loc ciud would be kind
pntild. .My bienth was olteiislM- and > eeimil to
lie liort , MI much -o lh.it I could only walk u
Miort dlutnniu befoio 1 would havu to btop nnd
II bt.
bt."I Kicw rapldlv wonc.nnd was ulxmt tofl\o ;
up no Nltliatlon heie win n 1 notkedthe.HUCce.ss
fill Ue.itment of IUH. Mcl'ov and Homy , nnd
linally I wrs Inducul to xli-lt their olllie tor con-
Hiiltailon.rieru laielnl examination I was
told I was MillerliiK ftum CataiiU oC the nose- .
tliio.it mid .stomach , and that tney could help
mo , ami In all iiroLablllty cure mu eutlielv.
They would i ot. howi vcr. promise meposlthclv
tlmt they would emu me 1 lit-gnu tieatmeiit
about the ( list of October , and Uslted their
olllie at lo nl ir Intel \aK lollowlni ; their dhoL-
ttons to this letter , and I must hay that I never
lilt better In my life than I do to day , and I ui-
tnlnlvowemy llfoto these ninth-men , lor I do
lift ha\e a Mm.'le Mmptoin of mv loimci
tinible. and I cliterfitlly leeommerd thu ( lent-
iimtnfthn'u Kuutloinoii to any one unlTeilng
from Uitmili , "
Hl.\K IHHI..STIIOH ,
tile sullied nfthu nbou ! HVtth , now rrsldrs nt
l\o III ! William stieet.nnd Is emplojed by thu
I'-'lman I'alaee Cat lompany , and will \ortfy
tills Ktutsinent to any onu ho may call on him.
FETID NASAL CATARRH.
Its Symptoms niul AVIiat-if "lioncla To
Tlie Miserable Keeling.Eic.
This foim ofcntnrih | h es-entnilly n disease
of tlio nasal cavity piopyrand does not extend to
the Miult of thu pharynx , Tor a whllu n diy ca-
tarih may.nml u-iy frecinently does , develop
In that teuton as the. insult of stiiictmal chances
within the tissues of the inuc us memliiane. The
h.\mptoms mainly consist In thu accumulation
in thu nasal uixlty of oir n lvo masses and
rnislHtoci ttiei with nioiour lus < of a Iliild ills-
fhiiiKc. The nasal iu\lty thus obstructed ,
bi < iithmi : Is moiu or less dllllcult.
Jlliu seiiho of smell is impalied. If not ontiiely
' lost , 'I he special llabllltj to tuUi rolils nil thu
least e\posin i-exists , and tlm Hiisrcptlhlllty to
i'- cIiaiiKcsof tempetalineaiid thu inlliieiicoof a
tlrtnip atmosphere f i et.uently canst s thlikuulni ;
- of the nasal mucus memliiane. As the seen"
tlt > ns KI ) on ft mu thu MU fate of the nmciis mem-
biane , thi > musses nru llftuifiom tlielr bed , and
still loslmrtheir molstme ] nine- crusts aie Kind-
nally built fiom b-low winch mouldIhemse-lMs
in ItH miiiow poitliins In such a manner that thu
Mifft-rei is imablo to dlslodKu them , and lemain
In position tor days and e\enweeks. 'lite odor Is
$ ' olleiisi\ In thu eMivinias niesult of lorn ; u-
' tentlon , durlnij whlth time thu puti'efaitl\o
l'f : changes mu constantly Koln on. 'Jlio siilli ter
inay 1)11 ) entirely unconscious of thu oltenshts
liiciith.liutothiriiunillly notice It and endea-
' . ' . " ' ! . " " . " " " ' - " " ' > of Mich person
'Hits nlle.'tlim is usually classed IHIIOIIK the in-
tractible , mid oftentimes Incuiablu diseases , but
Is tieat'-d smci-ssfullv mid is quite amenable to
ti-ii nieiit if thu Instructions and titMtimnt Is
cai i led out faltlifiillv. nml thu iihjMcIan their-
tnmhlv iindeistaiids hl Im-ims-i. U must bo
t'ouceded that a spt-eUllst paving i.aitkularat-
entlon to ca an h r nd IIIIIK fumbfu teiUilnly is
iM'ttcr ( imilillid to tieat with Micte-is all siieli
i uses lii-cuusu ho is thtitnuclily po-tod on till the
Jiiodcru appllancea In medic ' '
CATAKUH CAN III } CUilKI ) .
Xlio SueecsHful Mottiodn nt Used by
Irn. McCoy & Henry.
The treatment for catauh , Inns tionlilo ,
nstlumi , iheiimatlsm and otlmr i luonic tUirt-ises
i an only be applied sui eessf ullj b > oiiHWhoh.iH
Investigated and Hindu a Itfc-loiiit sillily ot bitch
itiseiiM-s , I'liu-li-ss doctors nnd the ewho monet
not thoroughly atiiualntid with ilio-n tumbles
me liable to tall , when a 'i\lllful spec'nllHt ' who
has devoted > ears to that p iitli-ular business ,
ns Mrs. MU'oViV llem.i , will smut id Nothlni ;
Imtllioveiy best treatment known to medical
scleiu'o is | { iun to till patients , ami It tan bo
mfely Bald that tin MI Kentliimn am masters
of all that Is Known of consumption and other
< hiontudlseasi-iip to duU > . \\M\ \ them It Is no
lancer sp'-ciil.itlon nml e\puilm''iit it Is
stintuhttoiwaid tieatment. le-mltlnj ; tiom htgh
Intelledunl nnd selentltle atlalnmt-ntn , added to
u tlioiouch medlial education In thu
.Amerlean hospitals and under the
American imioteis of medicine and M
These cciiUc-men h.ivo udiled to the exhaust a o
knowledge of their specialties n reputation for
modi-rat" ihsr t-.s , as their consultation lea is
but 91 , whether nt their otllte , or
given by mall.
DOCTOR
J , CRESAP McCOY ,
Late of BcllGYue Hospital , New YorK ,
AND
Dr. Columbus Henry
( Latent Unlvet lty of iVnruylvaijla )
HAVK OrTH'KS
No.niOatidillllN UAMCK lU'IUIINU.
Co'.uvr Fifteenth aud llurnuy xt.s. , Oir.uh.i , Nob. ,
w hrre all cm able cases ace treated
with success.
Medical rtlscasca Heated skillfully. Consump
tion , llrluht's disease , I\spepslu. ) Ithuuniiithm.
and all NKltVUl'H ' t lSK.\h'l'A All illst-aae * pe-
cidlar to the sexes a specialty. CATAHUII
( .U.NtiiH.T.vnoN at otlic nr by mnl ! , II.
Ulllce lioius-u to 11 a. m. . 2 te > 4 n , m. , 7 to S p.
in. . $ imdft } t Included.
Coiro.spoiitlrncc toceh es prompt attention.
Many dleeases ni * treated succesntuliy by
Drs , MiCoyaiul Henry tliroiiK'li tha mulK and
it U tlm po.sslblo for tlin-u uualdttto mntco n.
jQiuiiey tooit ( lusuccc6Sul ( hospital treatment
nt ruvlr liomvv.
NolAtten niuwitrod uuleis accouipAntcil by
He In jUmi's.
jUmi's.all li-tti-ra to lirs. Hct'oT ami Henry ,
n'i4 UU lUinsu ImllCU : ; , OiuaUi ,
IN THE FUNNY MAN'S ' DOMAIN.
Mr. Sullivan's Philosophy A Whole
Family of Sports.
AN ENERGETIC MISSIONARY
Kcolry ns n A'lln-ntor A I.ovcr of Can-
( lor Hho lllushcd Got Into thu
Century Almost Broken *
Heart eel.
Mr. Knlllvaii'M Philosophy.
'I've ' heard , " said John U Sullivan ,
As his nias lve rlpht he hnrleil ,
"That 'tho hand that roe-ks thcrrudlo
Is the hand that rules the world ,
"Hut sinro I've struck this foreign land-
Ami Its prince all of a heap ,
I'm Inclined to think I've col the hand
Thut puts 'em nil to sleep ! "
A Whole Family til'Sportx.
TidBiUA : sowing inaehino ngcnt
tlrovo up to it backwoods cabin nnd
country store combined nnd inquired of
the ton-yciir-old boy \\-ho teemed to bo
in full uhurifu nnd who wns the only
person in sight , wliether his mother
was at homo.
"Naw ; she's took our old roo-stcr nnd
gene to innteh it tiffin ono Kancu Sims
has been bhnvin' tibout. I bet our old
rooslcr'll lick ov'ry time. ' '
" ( Sot any sisters ? "
"Yes , two on 'em ; Sary's gene to see
Iho Yaller Jacket hall eluh ulay agin
tiie Bow Legs from Polo Cat holler , and
Li : ' , lias gene tc-n njilis- afoot to tlio hess
race down to Pillvillc. "
"Got tiny brothcn ? " *
"Yes , Bill and Sid. But they W gene
to a hard-glove slugging match over to
Hud HiMin's , cabin.
"And you arc1 alone , chV"
"No ; gran'clacl anil gr.in'ma'iun are in
the back room playing eucluo for tlio
hard eider. "
"Business is pretty dull to-day , isn't
"Yes ; dml paid I might shut up bhop
this afternoon and go dpwn to Hob Ag
ger's hottso ami bee him nialeh ti big
gray rat he's got agin one Hi Jenkins
owns ; and I'vo got 15 cents to put up on
Hi's Kit. i tell you it'b a dandy.
AVotth Making 11 Note of.
Somerville Journal : Drown "Who
i& that line-looking man you bowed to
just now1"
.Jones "You mean the handsome man
with iron-gray hair who was driving
that t-uiiking ] sp.in V
Brown "Yes. ; ho looked like a rich
old fellow. Who is hoV What's his
business ? "
Jones "lie's an autograph collector ;
devotes his whole time and attention to
gathering autogiaplis ; he's made a big
fortune out of it , too. "
Brown -"You don't moan it ! Why ,
how in the world eau ho wako a fortune
in such a business ? "
Jones "Oh , easily enough. He's very
particular about the kind of autographs
that be collects. IIo won't even look at
one unless it's at the bottom of a check. "
Jteeley ns a Vlllrator.
ritlliiileliilila limitil.
Savs Keclc.v , says lie !
"It is plain , jou sec ;
Of course , of com so ,
Thu ethcrie force
Was an airy sham ,
A Him amlullam ;
Hut wait , just wait ,
Till I vibrate. "
And they raised more- money ;
Ami now they'io waiting
While Koelc-y Kots ready ,
To do his vibrating.
The High Curtl AVin } .
Sun Francisco Chronicle : Two old
sports accustomed to catching the gran
ger at poker are playing against one
another.
"I call you. What ye got- " '
"Pour nces. "
"What's yor outside card ? I've ' got
four aces myself. "
Pump Frozen.
A lack of precaution , n change in weather ,
A pouring of hot water , shrinking of leather ,
Ilcio Koei !
Fierce JiFf-ling of handle and packing of salt ,
And somebodj scolded says tisn't her fault ,
Pump froze.
The advent of misses complaining of racket ,
Kinds out the mystery , thinks she'll attack it ,
Back cocs ;
Maid , still upout , and big eldest daughter
Go over the way for a pail of fresh w.iter ,
Pump fro/e.
Head of the house aroused hv the clatter ,
Appeal s at the door with "Now what is the
matter
Who knows 1"
Some words ( not hei e mentioned ) , a wife left
u-weepmg ,
Children all cross , and things all in keeping ,
Pump lio/e.
Rising barometer ( blessings upon it )
Man 'gins to smile wife writing a sonnet ,
Warmth grows ;
Small fry glow cheerful ; u thaw is beginning.
Maid hcat-Mio inoro'of the guunblliig and
dinning
"Pump goes. "
A I/over ol' Candor.
Impecunious man I wish you would
bo so kind ns to lend mo . > , I'll pay you
back in a few days.
Candid friend If you had asked mo
for the loan in a candid and straightfor
ward manner I would have lent you the
money , but asking mo the way you did
caithps mo todislrust you.
"I don't understand you. "
"You asked me lobe so kind as to lend
you ? " ) . "
"Yes. "
"If you had boon candid you would
have said to mu : 'Be so stupid , bo such
an ignominious ass , such a hopeless
idiot as to load me So , ' and you might
have got it. "
Practical Di-monntration.
"Pray tell me e.m an anarchist
Ho also u monopolist ( "
l'\iir Amm asked me this one day ,
As down the lane we took our way.
"Most certainly , " I made reply ,
"And 1 will show the reason why :
Your many charms of form and face ,
Your innocence and modest grace ,
Your witching smilns nnd glances bright ,
My hcait have captivated quite.
Since Ihsi 1 saw your face you've bcca
Of all my heart's affections iuccn ;
My time , my thoughts , my vows my sighs ,
All , Anna , you monopolize.
You're therefore u monopolist "
"Oh I well , but not an anarchist , "
She said. I drew her to my breast
And on her lips sweet kisses pressed.
"There now , sweet maiden . can't deny
That you're an Anna kissed , " said I.
A Hail Outlook.
Chicago Tribune : "Did I understand
you to say that you had had consider
able experience with the Indians in th o
west ? " inquired n man on an eastern
train to a tall stranger.
" Yest I suppose I have. "
"Whatdo\ou consider the outlook
for their eivill/ationV"
"Poor , very poor. They don't seem
to learn anything. Why , > ir , only last
week I trailed one of the most intelli
gent of them an old horse , blind in both
eyes and all crippled up gcnerallyfor ; two
good ponies , and ho never knew ho was
cheated. I can't understand why il is
the Indian doesn't improve more. "
< % Well , that looks hud for them sure
enough. I suppose you have a nxncho
.near ono of their reservations ? "
. "Oil , IIP , 1'in.no rancher , " replied the
siranper , as ho throw hi * leg over the
arm of the scat : "no. I'm n , missionary.
1 was sent out by tlio William IVnn
Missionary society , of Philadelphia ,
and li'ivo been laboring among the red
brethren for the last twenty years.
llltiHhttiR for Him , Hlu ; lUushcil Again.
"Sir , how dare you approach mo ! * '
she exclaimed to her lover. "You know
you were drunk when you came to see
me last night. " "Ah , my dear , ' ' said
he , "no man can help being intoxicated
when ho sees you. Wliereuiioii she
kissed him and begged him not to do so
again.
When ho round ho was getting the hiccough
While drinking , ho said , "I must plccough
My lint mill depart ,
Or my wife , bless her heart ,
At home will be milking u kiccoitgh. "
Cot Into the Century.
ArkatiMiw Traveler : "IIo may not bo
much of it literary man , but ho gotinto
the Century Magazine. "
"You don't say so ? Why , I did not
expect it of him. "
"No. nnd neither did the people in
our village. "
"What was his subject ? "
"Illhwhat ? "
. "What subject did ho write on ? "
"None particularly/ '
"But you say he got into the Cen
tury ? "
"IIo did. IIo cnmn to our village
soliciting subscriptions and got into the
Century for about I'M , I believe. "
Almost Ilrokcn llcarlt-tl.
"Papa , " she said as the old man came
in late , "young Mr. Sampson offered
himself to me to-night and I refused
him. And oh , papa , I am afraid his
heart is broken/ '
"IIo told mo about it , " said the old
man.
"Then you met him ? ' '
"Yes , lie is down at the Eagle playing
billiards. "
_
sixcuiiAurrina.
A child born nt Manilla. In. , hist week , hnd
two well developed teeth.
A hmso lately in the hunting Held picked
tip a stone with his fore foot mid threw it
against his hind log nnd broke the bone.
A. D. Few , of Wntklnsvillo , Gn. , 1ms a hen
that has raised live broods of chickens this
j car , and is now starting on the sixth batch
of eggs.
There Is a mountain of conl In AVlld Hoiso
Valley , Wyoming , which has been burning
for thirty i ears. It scads up dense volumes
of smoke.
A Nevada ranchman , to protect his cattle
from the effects of bliz/ards , has planted
them nil with a mixture of tar , red cluy and
linseed oil.
A cypress tree recently felled in Woodruff
county , An ; . , had a diameter of ! l feet 4
inc-liL-s at the base , and a height of10 feet. U
will make 18.100 feet of lumber or 75,001) )
shingles , an2 it is valued at iaOO.
Surveyors going over the line between
Washington and Green counties , Pa. , found
one house so situated that the husband cats
his meals In Washington while his wife cats
hers in Green and they sleep with their
heads in ono county and their feet in the
other.
Uig hike , near Osccoln , Ark. , usually forty
miles long and cloven v ide. 1ms shrunk , in
consequence of a protracted diought. to di
mensions of less than two nillcsiind the
water is so shallow that men wade in and
kill thu llsh which aio very numerous , by
means of clubs.
A party of llftecn men attracted consider
able attention in Allegheny City. Fouitoen
were one-legged men , and the other had no
legs at all. Ono of the party carried a bicy
cle. The Pittslmrg Dispatch pretends Unit
they were going to spend a pleasant
evening somewhere and practice bicjelu rid
ing.A
A lady in San Francisco has had three
rnmuies so tame that they flew about the
house at will. Ono sickened and died sud
denly. The dead body was taken from the
cage and laid on a table , and the other two
How to it and examined it very carefully.
Then they went hack to their cages , and forever
over thirty days neither of them uttered a
note. After that period of mourning was
over they piped up and sang as of old.
Orlando Dovine and his brother , of Men-
rooton , Pa. , saw a coon put its head out of n
hole hi a big tree nt O. W. Kipp's sawmill ,
the other day. They resolved to capture the
coon by cutting the tree down. When the
tree fell it struck another largo tree , and
bothticcs foil on the roof of Kipp's mill ,
crushing it in nnd doing over $1,000 dnmngo
to the machinery. The coon escaped.
Trained llcas are exhibited from time to
time. Whether tiallied or untrained they
are extremely interesting insects simply
from an athelctie-point of view. A healthy
( lea will cover -00 times its own length at one
jump They are plucky lighters and will
stand on their hind legs and strike at each
other until they lose their legs , antenmo and
life. A single flea has been known to draw
a silver cannon twenty-four times Its own
weight and to show no fear at the discharge
of gnniKHvder from the cannon.
A. L. Barker , of Locliloosa , a few days ago
saw a largo horned owl strike as if for prey
in a imitsh near the road along which ho was
riding. As thu bird did not rise immediately
Mr. Harker concluded it hnd caught some
thing too heavy for it to rise , and walked over
to see. On reaching the spot the owl was
seen struggling with extended wings cm the
giound noaily dead. Mr. Haikcr killed him
with a blow of his wliipstock , and then saw
that a black snake was twisted around his
neck and had already chocked the bird nearly
to death.
Frank Henry of Crawfordsville , Ind.owns
an English bulldog and two milch cows , and
pasture not being convenient the dog is their
tutor and constant attendant. Through
all kinds of weather ho follows at their heels ,
lemaining with them until they return ut
night.Vhon the cows are fed on corn ho ,
too , must liavo his ear , or ho will jump up in
the manger and help himself fiom under the
cows' noses. Ho cats the corn with as much
relish , apparently , as do tha cows and thrives
on the diet.
The "Snow Storm. "
7J Om * . Itirf , nf ( iinml Inlninl , Xeb ,
Ha/.v in the northern skies ,
Doth a dark-giey htoim-cloud rise ;
Now a lull , anon a gust
Playing fice , in sportive lust ,
Inlet mixed with dust and snow ;
Driven quickly to-and-fro.
Whirling round-
Onward bound ;
With a hollow ino.iuing sound ,
And an icy aictlc sting
Comes the storm thu snow crowned king.
Hcast with instinct , man with brains ,
Dreud the storm-king of the plains ,
In his snow-fed track they comu
Kach ono striving for a homo ;
Man walks , blinded on his loute ,
Whilst the beast will roam about.
Till at last
They are cast ,
Down before the winter's blast :
One to die , one to bo blest
Yonder with celestial rest 1
See the fragrant Cedar tree
Bows its head to worship thce ,
King of storms thy royal will
Sweeps the mountain , vale and hill ;
On thy regal diadem
Every crystal is a gem.
Snow suolltne ,
For a time ,
Ruler of a northern clime ;
All thy fury will thou spend
Three clays bring thy Dual end !
In the west wo see a gleam ,
Now and then a golden beam ;
Fleecy clouds pass quickly by ,
Presently un azure sky
Greets us , with a setting sun ;
Storm king , now thv work is done I
Still the night.
Stars shine bright ,
And the moon sheds silv'ry light.
Sparkling white the crystals glow ,
On the snowy plains below ,
Minn. Marches ! takes a hopeful view of
Madame Gcrstcr's chances of recovering her
Injured voice. She ascribes tlio recent
breakdown of the prlma donna to nervous
excitement , caused at the outset by worry
nnd excitement consequent on violent scenes
between herself and Patti during the Mnple-
bon tour , three jean , ago , followed by do
mestic trouble. Mmc. Marches ! says that
maternity Joes uot'ncccbsarlly ruin a voice.
lAUflllNi- I < K >
The \Volrd Delusion of An Oninhn
Business Mnn.
DOGGED BY BREATHING FIENDS.
A Well-Known Physlclnn'H 8trntiK < *
Tale An ARRassln'H AVIoketl tllow
CaiiHCH Unheard of Con *
sequences.
"That man. " said a prominent physi
cian to a HKI : representative yesterday ,
pointing to a gentleman well known in
Omaha commercial 'circles , "is ono of
the most incurable monomaniacs that
over lived , .lust watch him a moment
and see if you detect anything strange
about him. " '
The gentleman was walking west on
the opposite side bf Karnam street.
Kvory moment or tWo ho would look en
tirely around. Tins ho repealed no
less than twelve times while walking
ono block. Just before he reached Six
teenth street 'lie perceptibly lessened
his gait and sis ho reached the corner
ho stopped and peered anxiously around
it.
"Well , do you notieo anything pecu
liar ? " asked the physician.
"Nothing , except that ho appears to
be looking for some one , or expecting
( somebody to overtake him. "
"That s just it. Ho is looking for
some one. lie is looking for a
demon. "
"A what ? "
"Just what I say ; ho imagines him
self pursued by a liond or liends and
when on the street is in mortal fear that
he will bo attacked by them. But I'll
tell you the story. I have known Mr.
for fourteen years , lie came to
Omaha during the year IbS Land engaged
in the business which has reached
such great proportions now. IIo prospered -
pored from the start and it often hap
pened that largo sums of money were
paid into his counting rooms after bank-
ingjiours. On such occasions it was
'
his'eustoin to take the money homo with
him , preferring that risk to the ono
of leaving it in. the safe at his
Illce. "
"One. night Mr. was unusually late
in leaving hisollico , and ho carried with
him over $2,000 in cash , paid in just
after dark. Just as ho reached the cor
ner of the street on-.whieh ho lived a
masked robber sprang upon him and
dealt him a terrible blow , with some in
strument , in the back of the head ,
knocking him senseless. "
"He was picked up an hour later
and removed to his home. Of
course the $2,000 was gone. I was called
to attend him and through the long
weeks of brain fever that followed
I visited him daily. IIo was delirious
nearly all of the time , and his constant
erv was 'He's following me again ! He's
following me again ! ' "
"Well , finally he became convales
cent and soon was back at work in his
olllce. No change was noticed in his
demeanor by his friends and em
ployes. Ho was the same keen _
business man as over , and worked with
ail his old-timo vigor. I was the only
ono who detected a slight change. You
see , brain diseases have always been my
hobby , and when ho became physically
cured , I watched him constantly. I no
ticed a scared look in his eyes when
outside of his homo-or olllco , and that
ho was extremely reluctant to'go on the
street after dark. lOne day , about a
year ago when the jlniilding materials
wore piled high in fj-ontof the now First
National bank ho and I were walking
together up Farnam street. He , as
usual , kept looking back , and when we
reached the bank qorner he was peer
ing around it , f\s you saw him
do a little while ago. At this instant
an old friend stopped from behind the
pile of bricks andf "before Mr.
saw him gave hiin a .slap on the
back , saying : 'Hollo , ! ' Mr.
fainted clear away , .and wo took him
homo in a cab. It wan all I could do to
save him from another attack of brain
fever. IIo remained at homo fully two
weeks before I would let him comedown
town. "His nervous system had received
a severe shock , and' ' ho would shudder
when anyone rang trio bell. lie seemed
to doubt his safety eyen in his own homo.
But this wore oil , and I linally induced
him to toll mo his trouble. Ilosaid that
when ho was on the street ho was im-
nressed with the idea that ho was fol
lowed , and liis ear could detect the
breathing of the man. This lie said was
always the case. IIo could hoar no foot
steps only that awful breathing. When
at home or at the olllco this sensation en-
tirel.v disappeared. Now , that's the
story. Queer ono , isn't it ? How do I
explain it ? Why , I can't. IIo is so ra
tional on every subject but this one
haunting fear , that it puzzles me , and I
do not think the case lias a paralell in
medical history.
PKPPKUMINT DROPS.
It is a wise resolution that knows its own
father.
The profane man evidently drew a "blank"
in life's lottery.
Volapuk , dear inquirer , is the language in
which the train men call out the stations.
Solomon , when arrayed in all his glory ,
never wore a pink cross-bar shirt and white
collar.
The man who Is alwavs airing his knowl
edge is troubled with a chronic disease of the
knows.
It is absurd to say that hnlr-dyo docs not
deceive anybody. It deceives the man who
uses it.
Jay Gould's favorite dish Is baked potatoes.
Exchange. Now and then ho likes a slice
of lamb.
King Kalaknun is now said to bo standing
on his dignity. If so ho has no visible means
of support.
There is something very funny about n
pig's tail. Probably because brevity is the
soul of wit.
It is thought by some that our friend John
Sullivan will come from Kngland bearing the
title of the duke of Maulboraugh.
The young Saeo bank robber says he left
his stolen bonds in Cairo , Egypt. Probably
he deposited them in a Pharaoh bank.
A pickle trust has been organized. Let us
beat It by refusing to cat pickles. Let the
material for pickles bo.left to cucumber the
ground tlrst.
"Brother Tom says bicycle riding is splen
did exercise for the calves. Grandma savs It
may be , but she can't for the life of her see
how you would get them to stay on. "
A hole in the ground and a smell of gas
sold for fc-,000 in Ohio the other day. The
hole was found to be all right , but the smell
disappeared with the owner of the land.
An exchange says : "Tho Finns depend
almost wholly on tish. " The obligation in
that case is mutual. Were it not for the fins
the llsh could scarcely get on in the world.
A precocious New Yoi k boy accompanied
his mother to the theater. The seat check
was marked 1C ' . , and the boy refused to sit
there , insisting that it was reserved for u dog.
Temperance lecture ( loweringhis voice im
pressively ) Go into our American gin pal
aces and what do you .tliidi Husky voice
( promptly ) Somebody willing to drink with
you.
you.Tho
The time for a man to excrciso his will
power is when ho finds himself likely to go
down on the icy pavement. If it can hold
him up it Is a success and should be encour
aged.
A book agent tried trt sell a Pittsburg
woman a volume' entitled "The Art of
Speech , " yesterday , but she eastMich a with
ering look iiK > n him that the wretch slunk
, nwny In shamo.
The 1'oel.
miM i far the llt.
Hot , duoty , trnvol-ntnliied and faltit ,
A wanderer , In garments quaint ,
Sits resting In the fragrant shade.
Whoso breath watts from a woody glade
The squirrel chatters on the bough
The bird Its softest music makes.
Head pillowed , closed e.Ncllds , now
The man departs , the muse awakes.
He takes him Into nature's home
Where siitjr's come and fairies dwell ,
Piloted by it grinning gnome.
Ho pierces the routines of hell ;
He mcasmcsall its horrid woe ;
He hears the sigh ; ho sees the tear ;
Ho sounds the sorrow devils' know
Their utter helplessness and fear.
A mermaid takes his willing hand
And lends him where the tortoise sleeps ,
And shows him Neptune's palaces ,
High bullded in old ocean's deeps.
A seraph bears with eager hand
Above the clouds were angels dwell ;
He hears the songs of every land
And listens to the titles they tell.
He sees the parapets of gold ;
The sea of glass ; the Jeweled streets ;
He sees the form of Him 'twas sold ,
And listl the story ho repeats.
A ml as he listens , heart all.une ,
With rapture at th' eutrancing sight ,
He feels n breath ; he hears his name ;
Ho opo's his eyes mid lot 'tis night.
The biccves fan his fevered brow ;
The bird Its last faint music makes ;
The squirrel scampers from the bough ;
The muse departs ; the man awakes ,
F. L. HvuiGX.
Couxru. Hi.urrs , Jan. 4 , 18SS.
KlUJOATIOXAh.
Colorado pajs the highest average wngcs to
female teachers.
President Bartlett , of Dartmouth , has been
enjoying much social hospitality at St. Louis.
Russia's great universities have been
closed to supprejs nllulls in among the stu
dents.
Cornell university is to purchase from P T ,
Harnnin the complete skeleton of an etc
phant , to be mounted and placed in the mu
seum of anatomy and /oology.
There arc In Mississippi l,0i" cdueablu
Indian children of the Choetaw tribe , and
congress will be asked to provide schools for
them In the several counties In which they
live.
live.Uev.
Uev. Ell Fay , of Los Angeles , Cnl. , wants
to invest jTiOO.OOO in a college for women
somewheie in Massachusetts. It looks now
as if Worcester might have the gooil luck to
get it.
The Freedman's Aid society of the Motho
( list Episcopal school has established twcn ty
four schools and eoleges for colored people
employing 124 teaeheis , and having an average
ago attendance of 4.VXJ pupils.
W. W. Corcoran sent 1KH ( ) as a Christmas
gift to the confederate homo at Charles
ton , S. C. It will bo used for the permanent
endowment of a Corcoran scholarship in the
confederate home school.
The female teachers In the Bloomington ,
111. , school have to sign an agreement not to
gt-t married during the school ve.ir. Their
superintendent Is an unmarried lady , who
sets an example which they aie bound to
follow.
A peculating student at Cornell university ,
Ithaca , N. Y. , was electrified the other day
when ho went to obtain a $10 note , part of
which was protruding from the pocket of a
vest hanging in an unoccupied room. A pio-
fessor had connected the vest by an electric
wire to a signal boll. The victim made a
clean bieast of his depredation ,
Besides the public schools and private
schools of minor Importance , there anfor ,
the education of the negro in Atlanta , si\
schools that compaio favoiably with the
highest educational Institutions of Georgia
These are : Atlanta university , Chulc tini
voi sity , Morris Brown college. Spullman sem
inary , the Atlanta Baptist seminary and
Stoor's school.
It is the very general testimony of all In
dian missionaries and teachers that the In
dians can bo reached only in their own
vei aacular tongue. Says the Rev. George S.
Cook , an Episcopal clergyman and a DakoU
Indian by race : "The recent order against
the use of vernacular does embarrass out
work. Of course w'o observe the order hero
at the agency with the boat ding school chil
dren , but not at the camp schools.
The following are replies to questions of a
written examination in geography in the sec
ondary grade of a public school in Pennsyl
vania : ( Question Tell how many oceans
there are in the world and name them. An
swer There arc six oceans the Atlantic ,
Pacillc , Aictic , Antarctic , Indian and Adja
cent ocean. ( J. Give in your own words the
difference- between a cave and a mountain.
A. One is a bump in and the other is a bump
put. Q. Toll in , \ our own words how a ner
is represented on the map , and then give the
definition of one. A. When you see a black
thing on the map like a lot of angle worms all
together , that's a river , but a real river , of
course , Is water instead of angle worms.
Rev. F. T. Ingalls , of Emporia , Kan. , the
new president of Drnry college , is a brother
of Senator Ingalls. Ho was valedictorian of
his class at Williams , and his ministerial life
bus been spent in Kansas. His long-time
ofllcial connection with the State University
of Kansas and with Wash bum college has
well ntted him for his new position.
IMPIKTIKH.
A Catholic and Baptist see their duty in
about the same light ,0110 uses candles and
the other dips.
"Reverend" Sam Jones is reviving Kansas
City , and praying "for more sand in the gu-
yards of its churches. "
The fourteen year old boy who was given a
bible as u Christmas present may feel happy
and grateful , but he doesn't look that way.
Thu banana is much more an antiquity than
the chestnut , yet the chestnut-H ) allowed n-
place in the language as mark of great age.
The belief that when Adam fell ho slipped on
a banana paring is accepted by quito a num
ber of thoughtful persons , and if it is correct
the chestnut should go.
"What did the ladies do for you this year"
asked a churchman of Parson Surplus Eel.
The parson , who had been a stock speculator
before he was converted , replied , " 1 am long
on slippers and bookmarks , but rather shorten
on suspenders , "
A little daughter of mine , n thoughtful but
smalt little miss of live summers one day
after listening to her papa leading the bible ,
said : "Papa , is God IrishJ" "No , child ;
why do you ask such a question I" The lit
tle one said : "O , I thought IIo was , for He
s.ijs ye. "
A Sunday school teacher once asked a
member of his class , "Who killed Abeli" A
small boy who I have no doubt stood at the
foot , if there was a foot , replied without hes
itation : "It was the gory captain of the
Black Valley rangers. His blood-stained
nliulo Hashed for a moment in the air and ho
ciied 'You incut ' nnd Able
, are my , was
turned like a grindstone on the chieftain's
sword. "
Our Mabel not long since began going to
school , and she likewise Imbibed or devel
oped considerable willfulness which grieved
her parents. Ono night as she was icpcat-
ing her good night prayer , which wound up
with the usual formula : "And make mo u
good girl , amen , " her mother said to her :
"Mabel , don't you know you ask to bo made
night but ain't i" "Yes
ngood girl every , you ,
momma , I know it , " was the reply , "butwhy
don't God make mo good thenf"
Little Ethel , after making a call
on an old lady who was yery pious and fiej
qucntly s | > eke of God and his Son.camehomo
very much disquieted and seated heasolf on
the sofa. "Well , " said she , "I am not going
to see Mrs , Johnson again. " She had been to
see tier often and seemed to bo much at
tached to her. Her mother asked why.
"Well , " said she , "she talks about God all
the time , and she don't know anything about
him ; how can shot It makes my stomach
sick" Then she added after a moment , "But
there , she's deaf ; she don't know what she
says. "
Mention has been made of long dis
tance signaling by means of flashes of
eleetrio light directed against the
clouds , in Morse alphabet. These ex
periments wore made on land at New
castle , Kngland. Similar experiments
are now being make at uea by two ships
of the British navy. It appears that a
message of four words was icad when
the shins were sixty knots apart. It
sconiH to bo necessary for this species of
telegraphy that the clouds against
which the light Is Hashed should bo well
defined and hai > arlow.
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JANUARY PRICES ON
Comforts , *
Blankets
and Flannels
January Reductions on Comforts.
5c to fie ( , 85 to 70o , SI to 70o , $ l.lT tol. $175 to fl.-lO , $2 to Sl.Oo , $2. 5 tc
$1.00 , $2.50 to SJ2.15 , $2.75 to $2.10 , $3.2o $275 , 1.00 to $ ; i.2o.
JANUARY REDUCTIONS ON
WHITE , RED & GREY BLANKETS
$1.2.to $1.00 , $ UOOto$1.70 , W.lMtoSI.W ) , Sl'.GO to fcJ.lo , SL'.To to $ U.M ! , $ XOO to
$ U.50 , W.60 to $ Jt.OO , W.75 to $ J.2o ) , $ l.00to SH.BO , sM.iMto&l.To , * l.7oto $ ; t.)0 ! ) , $5.00
to$4.50 , $0.00 to M.iK , $0.ol ( to r " > , $0.75 to $ o.75 , * 7.0 ( ) to $0.00. $7.75 to $0.60 , 40.60
to $7.50S.75to $7.1)3$10.00 ) to $ S.oO , $112.00 to $10.0l , $15 to $112.00.
JANUARY PRICES ON FLANNELS
January prices on Plain Ked Flannels. 18c , tOV ! , We , ! ! 0c , Me , : ! 7JeI0e , and
60c.
January prices on Tied Twilled Flannels , Wo , BUY , ItHje , 127elOe } , 45e , 60c ,
63c , OOe , Ooe ,
January prices on Blue Twilled Flannels , ! ? 7lcMe , and fiOY.
January prices on Plain White Flannels , lOo , I He , 16e , liOc , ITus , 'JSc , ! Mc , 450 ,
SOo , Me , COc , Goc , 70c , SOY. , $1.00 and $1.120 , two last named numbers arc silk
warped.
January prices on Plaid and Striped Flannels 1 le , 17e , 120o , oOc , Sou10c and
60c.
AYe are sole agents in Omaha for George Merritt & Co.'s Shrunk Skirting
Flannels 129 and 81 inches wide at 50e and $1.50 per pard. AVe cannot say too
mueli in the praise of these Flannels.Vu know they arc the best Flannels
made in the United States. Wo will send you samples of thorn gladly.
NAPKINS.
Twenty-five dozen 5 all Linen Napkin1' , worth $12.00 , special price for Jan
uary $1.12 > per do/.en.
One Hundred Marseilles Quilts.
Full 11 4 and worth $1.50 each , special price for January $1. Wo like nothing1
better than tu have you ask to see the bargains that wo advertise , whether you
wisli to purchase or not.
Our stock of domestics is complete every day
in the year , and prices will always be found
to be the lowest and cjualities the best.
THOMPSON , BELDEN & GO. ,
1319 Farnam Street.
OFF ON
1311 FARMffl STREET.