THE OMAHA DAILY BEE : SUNDAY , DECEMBER 2o. 1887/-TWELVE / PAGES. THE DAILY BEE. ' COUNCIL BLUFFS. oi'Fici : NO. ju , i'iAJiij KTiiKirr III limed by rnrrl < r In nny part of the city at twenty u'litH PIT week. It. W TII.TIIN , Manager. . ' -s Of wri1 , No. 43. i ! No. MIXOIl MKXTIO.V. N. Y. Plumbing Co. Roller , tailor , Fall goods cheap. Hee Chapman's pictures for Christmas. J. J. Stcwai thai removed his law ofllro from over the Savings bank to room b In Everett block. The Daly's ' played hero \cstcrday after noon to a small audience and In the evening to a Rood house. The "show" is a good ° o I deserves peed patronage. The Hoyul Arranuin will hold the lact of the sptond Kories of parties given at their parlors this season. Thu < .o parties have been very enjoyable affairs , and It is hoped th.it they will bo continued. Yesterday the employes In Mr. George nchhlnpton's oflleo and lumber yard pre- ncntcd him with an elegant Christmas gift In the shape of n handsome oflleo chair. It is needless to say the gift wits much appreciated. In behalf of the Sisters of Merry the mother superior at St. llernaid's hospital Wishes to extend thantts to Dr. Seabeit and the public generally for their kind care and interest manlfchteu during the recent illness of Sister Vincent. Justice Harnctt was called upon yesterday to Join four loving hearts In two. Tlio first couple were from Om.iha and the rertltk-ate bears the namei of C. H. Guldapp and Will- lam Schultz. Tlio second couple were milted nt5iUO Ailnnah J. WlndmiKlu and Lulu C. Hamilton , both of this city. Chris Dmr's pray team , which was stolen from his stable the other nljtht , w.is found yesterday nt Plum Hollow , wheie the thief had traded It for a pair of mules. The horses were hroiiKht to this city and restoicd to their rightful owner. The former owner of the mules is now lamenting. He was able to furnish an accurate description of the thief , and It is probable that he will soon be in cusjody. The annual typographical masquerade ball , held lust evening at the Masonic temple , was in every pjiticnlar a success. Hoforo the doors were opened about two hundred and fifty tickets had been sold , und nearly this number were In mask. Mnn.v of them were elegant and some very comical. The man agement deserves credit for conducting to a successful issue this entertainment. A very fine crayon portrait cof S. P. Mac- Conncll now adorns the walls of the club parlor. It Is one of Gorham's best , and has been elegantly framed by Chapman. Mr. MttcConncll , us president of the club , has done much toward making this association a great success , and no moro fitting or welcome picture could bo placed on the whlls of the rooms. W. J. Scolos has returned from Lexington , Ky. . where he went to attend the great an nual sale of thoroughbreds. Ho bought two flyers from the Fairfax stables of New York , and brought them home with him. Ho has them at his stables in the driving mirk. They nro Chancellor , a bay two-year-old , that has already shown great speed In the races of the past season , and Little Martin , a bay geld ing. They will prove hard to beat in next year's races. Bargains in heavy pant goods mid overcoatings. Made up in the best htylo and very cheap at A. Keitur's 810 Broadway. I Insure with Wadsworth , Etnyro & Co. Opera glasses at Mrs. E. Burhorn's. Christmas prcsontHBurhorn's,17 Main You don't have to buy Shoes to get a Dilemma at Adams' Free. An acceptable present at any time a Domestic sowing machine. Olllce 105 Main st. Curtains For Cliristmas. Council BlulTa Carpet Co. Porwonal Paragraph * ) . Arehy Bowling , of Dcnnlsoti , spends Sun day In the city. Mr. and Mrs. Will Kvnns , of Chicago , are B | > -ndlng the holidays hero. I Manger Barry Birkinbluc leaves to-morrow lor it two weeks' visit in New York City. Mr. Joieph Sw.m and wife arrived in the city last evening and me visiting C. J. Swan for u few days. Mr. and Mrs. X. . T. Llndsoy , of Omaha , nro to spend Christmas with Mr. and Mrs , , llciuy Swan , of Sixth avenue. A. M. .Tohnston , the real estate broker , is In Lincoln , Neb. , wheio his mother lies dan- UCiously 111 , His letuin Is not expected for some days. William Hiitchinson , foreman of the Chicago cage & Noithwestein round house , loft last - evening , with his family , for a holiday visit to friends in Chicago. Will Lehman , the niching representative of Estey& Camp , Chicago , spent a few hours in the city yesterday , after which lie left for his homo in DCS Molnes. Just Ice Burnett and wife left last evening for Weeping Water , Neb. , where a family reunion will take place and all the members Will eat turkey together. M. F. Sayro , S. D. Wadsworth and II. T. Hamilton , traveling salesmen for Deere , Wells & Co. , are at home to cat Christinas turkey with their families. Miss Matio and Nellie Thurber.of Crcston , are spending the holidays with Mrs. J. B. Atkins. They.nro daughters of the late Con ductor Thurbor , and have many friends hero who will gladly improve Iho opportunity of greeting them. Rev. Dr. Cooley , pastor of the liuptlst church , is given special Christinas enjoyment by n family reunion. Ills son und daughter have arrived for a holiday visit. Miss Lizzio C. Cooley , the daughter. Is a tcuiher In the Chicago Utah school. The son. Albert N. Cooley. is in tlio employ of the Pennsylvania Central railway company. ' If you have packages you wUh to send to Omaha or ooinuiib-iions you want at tended to , leave orders at 105 Main street. DomesticolUce , before 1:30 : o'clock. Prompt attention. Gold ponb and pencils at 13. Burhorn's. 30 bars of Poisian soap , $1.00 , at Troxell BroV _ Christ max Itnrrcil. Several of the boo/crs of the Bluffs started „ In to etilcbratn a Merry Chritmas a little uliciid of time , and landed bofnro Judge Aylesworth ycstei day morning. J. W. Long , T. Delany and J. White wore cacti lined * r.GO , and the cases of II. Lcmpk ami W. B. Ingulls were continued , und they will spend Christ inas in Jail. The bill of faro for the Christ mas dinner of the city's pilsoncrs has not been handed in , but ! t Is understood that turkey and goose will not appo-iv. The In- mutes took their bianily gauvo before being locked up. Ono thousand head of one , two and throo-year-old sti-urs for sale. Will give credit to reliable parties. Enquire o A. J. Greenamaycr , 023 Mynstor bt. telephone 121. _ CONSUKVATOHY OF MUSIC. v No. 120 7Hi Sl.Tcoiincll IlhitTH , lu. Mr. Charles Baotons , Into of the College - lego of Muic , Cincinnati , has the honor to announce to his friends and the pub lic that ho will bo ready to receive pu pils at the above institute upon the 1st of A January next. Ho will teach the violin , .voice , piano accompaniment , ensemble playing , harmony and composition. I > ad''s coining from a distance can bo oiTOimnftdatou with board ut the house with the comforts of a homo. For terms apply at tlio above address. Ueferunces : L. W , Tulloys , Olllcer & Pu oy , George ( Jlmmp , of Kimball & Champ , Robinson Bros. , C. II. Judbon , V. Badolet , Lyon & Ueuley , Onuihu ' , Mrs.Dr. Ucpwn , Fcrt . Omaha. . , CHRISTMAS IN THE BLUFFS , It Is Mnclo Both n , Holy Day niid a Holiday. A TERRIBLE ACCIDENT OCCURS. Several llm-lcd Itcncnth n Falling UliifC-Oiio M n Killed , Another llnilljr Injured M'Uh IloncH For Kiitulay Ilrealclng. Another Fitful Hank Slide. Yesterday morning about lO.-'KI o'clock , ono of the dlit banks In the Bluffs was the scene of another terrible accident , by which ono man lost his life and another sustained pain ful Injuries. 'Iho phu-e where the accident occured was at tlio head of Eleventh avenue , at a bank operated by John C. Lee , the Union Puelllc railroad contractor , who is now engaged in grading the grounds'for the new freight depot on Tenth avenue. The bank at this place Is about twenty feet hlch , unit according to the testimony of witnesses at the inquest , was overhanging from two to six feet ut the top. fust before the full. A blast had been exploded but a few feet away , about . fifteen minutes previously , and the concussion undoubtedly loosened the fiozen nriss. The foreman of the bank was standing out In front , and noticed the immense weight ns it stalled to fall. Ho Instantly shouted. "Look out , men , " and they rushed to avoid being burled alive. When they who escaped looked around , Hie dirt had fallen , and two of their number had disappeared. Work was immediately commenced to extri cate the unfortunate men , and John Thornton was soon taken out alive , but badly chilled and with one arm broken. Bo was taken tea a house near at hand , and thence to St. Ber nard's hospital. But a short distance from where Thornton was found lay the dead body of Daniel Kelley. The patrol wagon was summoned , and the body lakcn to the undei taking rooms of Morgan , Keller & Co. . whom an inquest was hold. A Jury composed of J , L. Toinpleton , James Mullen and H. S. Mclntosh , decided that "tho said Daniel Kelley came to his death by being buried under a caving bank In Council Bluffs , said bank being operated by John C. Lee. " The body of the dead man was terribly bruised , and several bones broken. Be was a stranger In the city , and had been employed but two days at the bank. It is said that he was re cently employed ns u section man nt Avoea , and a telegram was sent to the section boss theie , to get some information ns to his home. This man has been changed to Extra , and no word has jet been received from him. A BII : : reporter visited the wounded man at the hospilul , yesterday afternoon , and found him rusting quite comfortably. Be said that ho llrst went to work at. the place Friday after noon. When ho heard the warning he tried to get out , but was not quick enough , Kelley was just behind him. In answer to the icporter's queries as to his sensations , he said , "I felt that there was hope as long as there was life. I was struck in the back , and knocked against the wheel. I used all my strength , and raised up u little , making a little space so 1 could uroatho. The dirt kept sifting In around me , and it was awful tough work. After they got my head uncovered , I was all right , but It was some time befoio they got me out. It seemed n terrible long while before I could net any air. Ithlnkth.it wheel saved my life. Kelloy's head was about a foot from mine. They tell me the poor fellow is dead. He told mo lie was a Belfast man. Wo were talking of our n cs this morning. I am thirty-seven and ho was twenty-seven. When I went to work there , 1 said that it was a dangerous looking place. When they tried to get me out , there was a big lump lying across my back , that they had to move with a lever. My home is In St. Louis , hut I have been woiking on Iho rail , road. I don't like my experience in Iho Blulls , and as soon ns I get out of this scrape , I shall pull my fieight out of your city. " The doctor found Thornton's arm broken in two places , at the elbow , and ut the shoulder. He is getting along well , and will soon bo able to travel. The remains of Kelly are being held at the undertakers. If no woid is received from lelativcs or friends , they will bo buried at the expense of the county. This is not the first accident of this , kind that lias happened at the dirt banks in this city , and it will not bo the last , unless some thing is done by the authorities , to prevent contractors from leaving banks in such dan gerous condition. Without a moment's warn ing tons of dirt fell like an avalanche. At the scene of yesterday's catastrophe a wagon was smashed to pieces , even the heavy Iron tires being bent and twisted all out of shape. The contraclors think they nro careful , and doubtless feel very badly when an accident happens , but that is small comfort to the friends of the victim. Men working con stantly In dungcr Ret used to it , and event ually trust the treacherous bank a little too fur , and then comes the inevitable full , inquest and funeral. History is icpeating itself with alaimhiK frequency in this respect , and it is fora radical change. There Is a small army of men constantly employed atthodirt banks , and the risk that is daily run by them is simply frightful. It seems as though a care ful and competent man could bo employed by the city , at the contractors' expense , to In spect the condition of the banks , and -co that the tops are kept broken fur enough back to obviate this constantly sncr.solng danger. Holiday Rates. The Chienso , Rock Island & Pacific railway will sell excursion tickets to all stations at one faro for the round trip , on Dee. 24th , 25lh , 2ith ( and 31ht , also Jan. 1st and 2nd , 1SSS , good to return or. or buforo Jan. 3rd. _ For best quality coal and wood , call on GleubOii , 26 Pearl struct. Largest assortment Warm Shoes at Adams' . F. . H. Shcnfo loans money on chattel security of every dcs-criptiiw. Private c'onbulting rooms. All UUMUPSH strictly confidential. Oflleo 500 Broadway , coi ner Main street , up-stars. ! Among the Churches. The churches of the city rightfully give special observance to this great holiday and holy day. Thcro has hccn much taste shown In decorating the churches und In preparing for special services and entertainments. Presbyterian Church Sermons by the pas tor appropriate to the day. Strangers und others cordially invited. A special choir has been formed for Chrtstmus services to-day. The qiiaitetto is composed of the well known singers , Miss Merkcl und Mrs. Ward , Messrs. Trcyniir and .Tudson. ritOOIUMME. "And Thcro Were Shepherds , " Quar tette Millard "Christmas Song" Tenor and Quar tette Adam "Gloria" Selected "Noel" Duet Gounod "To Deum" Millard "O Trusting Heart1' Soprano Bach "Christmas Song" Selected MethodNt Kniscop.il Church Preaching by the paslor , W. H. W. Kees. Tliumo at lUjIti ) 'The Angulli ! Chorus , " At7:80 : , "ThoGreat Paradox , or Kiohes From Poverty. " Sunday school at 12 m. Seal * frr.e. Stranger ? cor dially Invited. Christinas will bo specially observed in the Congivgutlonn' church of this city to-day. This mnining the pastor will preach u sermon on the udvci.t of Christ and Iho choir will render cholco and uppropriuto anthems. In the evening there will bu u Christmas choral Kcrvii-o by the choir , an address by the pastor and iccitullons by Miss May Oborholster and Mi's. Prof. McDerniid. All who du&iro to at tend me mo-,1 hem-Illy welcome. The now building of the Ovcrlon mission , corner of. Fourth avenue anil Seventoenln fcliect , will be opened to day. There will be uppropi lute Cbrismas services. Preaching at 10SO nnd 7:80. : Sunday school nl ! I o'clock , It Is pccullaily filling Unit this place of wor ship should bo throw a open to the public for the first time on the great anniversary of Him who was so broad nitil liberal In His teachings. The building U owned bv Caplain Overton.and Is in his sole control. Ho throws it open , however , for those of all denomina tions to worship therein. In that section of the city there lire ninny of various boljofs , to Whom this place will piove u convenience and a belli. Captain Overton purposes inviting all urn clergymen of Uie city , proleslant and CiUUoUc ulikcto , hold em-Ice * ihere.or to address Iho people. There Is to be n complete breaking down of nil denominational prefer ences co far as the control of the bulldlngnnd the dedfcntlcatlng of services Is concerned. The new bulldltu. will comfoHubly seat ilTO iwrnons. When it Is painted and some oilier finishing touches put upon it , the uulldlng will be dedicated for the people , and not for any ono church , hut for all. The Christmas entertainment of the Con * gregutlonal Sunday school was held yester day afternoon in the church parlors , from 4 to b o'clock. It Is needless to say the ntlend- nnco was lurce. The entertainment consisted of carols und other appropriate music , and u series of comic shadow pictures , which made much merriment. Then Santa Clause ap peared und distributed his favors with more impartiality than often occurs. The souven irs were varied , but of uboat the sumo char acter. Thcro were little wooden rolling-pins , little palls and barrels , filled with candy , each child receiving one , with the holiday salutation of the school , There were three Christmas trees , one of which was especially novel. Beneath Its branches was a vivid picturing of the birth of Christ , a nilnaturo showing very Ingeniously arranged by Mr. Blank. For several years ho has provided a similar entertainment for his own home , and tlioso who had seen these prevailed on him to provide one for the church. It will bo left standing for a week or so , and thus glvo nn opiKtrtunity for till to see it , for it is well worth seeing. The pastor of the First Baptist church will in-each u Christmas sermon on "Tho Wonder ful Child , " ut 100 : ! ! n. m. At 7 : ! > p. m. the second sermon on "The Signs of the Times. " Seats free. All invited. To-morrow evening the Baptist Sunday school will celebrate the Christmas-time in u beuutltul service. Following Is tlio pro gramme : 1. Instrumental music Orchestra. 2. Address by the superintendent. ! l. Prayer. 4. Christmas soup with banners. 5. Kceltution Kittle Compton. 0. Song Infant class. 7. Dialogue Grandma and grandpa. 8. Instrumental music Orchestra. { ) . Dialogue , with tublcux. 10. Vocal music. 11. Weary gleaners , sung and acted. The entertainment will conclude with dis tribution of presents by Santa Clans. The church will be beautifully decorated for the occasion , a casllo taking Ihe place of the usual tree. An admission fee of 10 cents will be charged. All who attend will bo ex- IKictcd to bring some article , no matter of how little value , us u donation to the poor. At the Y. M. C. A. rooms the regular ser vice will occur tliis afternoon at 4 o'clock. All are invited , especially youmr pien who are n endlMS the Sabbath in the city. The Methodist Sunday school had its Christinas anniversary on Friday night , nt which time u line musical and elocutionary programme was rendered to u well filled house. The Episcopal Sunday school hold no special service to-duy , the objects for which Iheso uro given having been combined in Iho rendition of the operetta during the early part of the past week. The Christmas services at St. Paul's Episcopal church will bo largely of a musical nature. The following very excellent pro grammes have been arranged : Monxixa. Opening Voluntary , Offertorie on Christmas Themes Guilmant Anthem , "Behold , I Bring You Glad Tidings , " Tours ToDeuin , Festival , in Bb Buck G lena in Exeeleis McFurran Offertorio Solo by Mrs. Judd cviixixo. Anthem Bunnett , Magnificat Tours Cantata ' Domino , in C Buck Solo , "ItC.imo Upon the Midnight Clear , " Mlllurd The boy choir and chorus choir will be as sisted by Mrs. Judd , Mr. Huydcn and Mr. Cooper as soloists , which is nn assurance that the exercises will be highly meritorious and enjoyable. Following is the programme of the church service to bo rendered in the Congregational church to-nighl : Oririm Voluntary Do Normandio Anthem "Sing , O Heavens" Dank Choir. Solo-"Cousidcr the Lilllcs" Topliff Mr. Wescott. Duct "Koek of Ages" Glover Mrs. Wadsworth and Mrs. Evuns. Solo "Na/nrcth" : Gounod Mrs. Evans. Solo "Christmas , Song" Adam Mrs. Wadsworth. Anthem "Calm on the Listening Ear of Night" Danks Choir. Hymn "All Hail the Power of Jesus' Name" Congregation. Organ Voluntary. Sofa Pillows For Christmas. Council BlulTb Carpet Co. Every ono making a cash purchase o 25 cents at T. D. King & Co.'s cigar store gets a chance in the annual prize drawing. Twenty elegant prizes. Solid and plated ware at Burhorn's. Wish Bones. On this happy morning the BEE greets its Council Bluffs readers vith a "merry , merry Christmas. " In all the land and throughout the world the f > amo greeting conies from man to nun and child to child. This greeting is more than the "good day" men use upon tlio other days of the year for it is the universal recognition of the claims of Christianity upon tlio race. Everywhere it is a festal season. Sons and daughters como a thousand miles to sit down again in their old places at the father's table ; troths are plighted und the holy vows of matrimony nro spoken. The munificent bounty of Santa Glaus crowns the day. Two street gamins , euch with his "shine" box slung upon ills arm , met upon the street last evening , "Say. Bill , did Christinas como to your houMj tills year ! " asked Tom. "No , Tom , " replied the other , "Youknow mother died last summer ; sister Mary has been sick for u month and father hasn't hud had uny work all winter. So yon see we couldn't afford Christmas this your. " Tom dropped his head. There was n sug gestive mistiness iti his eyes when ho raised his head und suld : "Come. Bill. Como along with mo. Wo had a little Christmas nt our house not much though and I have got some nuts and things. There's moro than 1 want und como on. " And away they scampered - pored in the direction of Tom's home. Hera was a lesson in giving which all of us would do well to learn. A coitnln business firm of this city received the following letler from one Ills customers which does not explain itselt : Teer Socrs : To tings reslvet bud kno smallo Dal Bokis ef yoo hav torn sent too kient 3 von cage i want tern fur Crismus sent also I Buks Boerd Kuctschcs und Dozen strings. Yurs Druly , Hero is the translation : Dear Sirs : The things received , but no small doll buggies. If you have them send two kinds three of each. I want them for Christmas. Send also ono box bird cages nud dozen strings. Yours Truly , * * The Sisters of Mercy were mode the re cipients of u handsome Christmas gift yes terday from Samuel Haas. A deed to lot U block 3D Railroad addition was presented to them. Of course the gift was duly appreci ated , for when the boom strikes that part of the city , us it is sure to do , the lot will bo valuable. For this gift the Sisters tire very thankful. * * It would bo pleasant to record among the gifts received that in the Falrmount lurk matter Wright , Baldwin & Hulduuo had given us n rest. . * A little six-year-old made his first attempt ut letter-writing yesterday. Hero Is the epistle - tlo : "Deer Sunty Clos I forgut to thank you tor the things you guv mo last yei'o and I ask jour purdlng. Pleso don't forgit mo and bring n roakln1 hess , a nifo and a gun and sum skates. Wo hav got a new baby and she ante no good. Don't bring her nothin1. I ante no baby any more , so don't forgit the pun. " There is a wonderful amount of hu man nature in babies. * * "Ho that giveth to the poor lendeth to the Lord. " This the majority of tbo people af fect to believe , but at the sumo time there Is quite a general aversion to lending. A pUeul and longsufferlii citizen nug- DISCOUNT SALE ! NO ADVESTISING SCHEME TO WORK OFF OLD GOODS , BUT MADE NECESSARY BY OUR REMOVAL TO ANOTHER LOCATION , T WEN T Y PER ENT CUT OFF ! ON THE FOLLOWING GOODS : PICTURES , EASELS , PASTELS , FRAMES , ENGRAVINGS , EFt UNTIL CHRISTMAS. Mail Orders Promptly Filled at Same Discount , Goods Marked in Plain Figures. W. W. CHAPMAN , 105 & 107 MAIN ST , , : : : COUNCIL BLUFFS , IA , DO YOU INTEND TO BUY 3FI.A.fcTO : OIK 13 ? SO , STQ-W 13 yQ PHNO THE FULLEST. IticiiKSTToNK. ' I OIMUNS HMOOTII IN TONE. PIANOS THE IJATKST STYLES IN OtsKH. OIKUNS FULL IN VOUJME. PIANOS Tut : MOST Uii.umntr. FINISH. I Oiioi.ss lli.nn.NTI.Y FINISHE CF . x eWe Wo Defy All Competition and Challenge a Comparison of Goods and i'rlccs With Any House In Iho West. SEE US BEFORE YOU PURCHASE I SWANSON MUSIC COMPANY , 329 WEST BROADWAY , COUNCIL BLUFFS , IOWA. pests os an appropriate gift und otic that would be appreciated , a i eduction in the price of gas. * In time of war many a man pives his own life to save that of his friend , but tit this Christmas time , when peace and happiness hover o'er all the earth and rivers of Joy How into the borders thereof , the long-suffering but magnanimous turkey gives up his life to his deadliest enemy. Rugs For Christmas. Council Bluffs Carpet Co. Entire change in programme ut Adams' . Cull for "Dilemma" Free. The Shadows of the Tree. Stephen Dunn , one oi the oldest residents or the city , died yesterday very suddenly. He was in apparently usual health , and after eating his breakfast was out and about. Ho spoke of feeling chilly , wciit into the house , and in a short time was dead. Ho was the father of John Dunn , the well known ex pressman. The funeral Will ! be from the Catholic church Monday at 10 o'clock. Another homo shadowed suddenly is that of James McMlllcn , depot master of the Union Pacific , corner of Seventeenth street and Ninth avenue. The little boy , aged nearly three years , was taken with mem branous croup Friday , and within twenty- four hours was beyond the reach of human aid. The funeral will take place Monday afternoon at 0 o'clock. , Mr. and Mrs. Cress , living at 100 Stutsman street , lost one of their twin babes yesterday morning , and the little one was laid away on Christmas eve , and the Joy of the day has gone out. . The O. KS. . The recently elected ofllccrs of Harmony Chapter No. 25 , O. E. S. , for the year 18S9 , arc : W. M. , Mrs. Huntington ; W. P. , Mr. G. H. Jackson ; A. M. , Mrs. M. Duquette ; secretary , Miss Emma Potter ; tieasurer , Mrs. H. Miller ; conductor , Mrs. G. H. Jack son ; assistant conductor , Mrs. John Keller. J.V. . and E. L. Squire lend money. Fine mixed candies , lie per lb. , Troxell Bros. Texas Postal Facilities. Texas Sittings : "Mornin'stranger , " saluted a gri/.zly-beardcd Arktuibaw man drchscd in a red shirt , pantaloons held in place by a trunk btrap.and lean ing on a double-barrelled shotgun. The party addressed was a land-hunter , his particular mission locating blauk-wal- iiut timber , and his olllue , headquarters , and business agency were in the saddle. "Good morning to you , " answered the timber speculator. 'Ms game plenty ? " "Wall , not BO very ; som'at scattered. What's the news ? " "Tho czar has returned to St. Peters burg without being assassinated. " "I don't know the feller you speak of , but I was in Petersburg durin' the war , when the crater was blown up. " ' 'That's not the place I was talking about. What's the news about here ? " "I heord a rumor about Bill Givens and Sandy Patchin agoin' to war about Givens' sister , Luo , up in Doi > oy Kaounty , and hit 'pcarcu likely when yo' fust spoke about hit as itlon sum of ther friends must have jined in an' clinched. What else , stranger ? " "Well , they have hanged Parsons and Spies and the rest of them. " "Good ! Lynched the critters , iiiobboV" "Oh , no ; they were legally executed. " "Did enny of 'cm git them hums back ? " "Hams ? " "Yes , an' side moat. They also stole two gallons ot Hi Stebbinbcs fo'-year-olo whibky. " "I am talking about the Chicago an archists. " "Anna who ? " "Anarchists , man Anarchists ! Don't you people over road the newspapers':1" : "Onot in a while wo does. But you see , btranger , our pobt-uffus facil'ties nro limited , mighty unsartin an' crude- like. You have no ideo what a monkoy- an'-parrot time wo has on hit gittin' our mail. Hit don't cum iri a darn bight oToner than hit ought to. " "What is the dilllcultyV" "An' when she does cum , , ole Pulvis , the postmaster , has the uhills fco ho shakes all ther stamps olTen ther letters , an' wo has tor rubsol an11 sell a coon skin or a hunk of venibon for small change ter pay the postage. " ' "Is that the only reason you don't got your mail regularly ? " I ' "No , btrangor , hits this way , " explained - plained the Arkansaw Nimrod , spitting a red shaft of tobacco juice ijito the good eye of a mangy hound , which immed iately rolled in agony at his feet. "Olo man Trabb's son got the government contract , an' ho sub-let it to Tommy Mc- Gorv , an' Tommy ho sub-let her to Wyncoop's father-in-law , and Wyn- coop's father-in-law sub-let her to Pow ell's uncle , an' Powell's uncle sub-let her to Braxton's mother , an' she couldn't ride , an' so she bub-let her to Braxton's mother , and she couldn't ride an' so ho sub-lot her to Job Presslor , and Job Pressler lost her in a game of sovon-up to Lisho Potter's cousin , and Lisho's coubin sub-let her to Rat Ilaelc- ett , an' Rat " "Yes ; but what is the trouble now with the mails ? " "Well , to cum to ther pint , Skinny Wilkiiih is purtondin' to furry her , but he's ole , tin' his hess is luino an' sweon- ied , an' has ther glanders , an'ther folks in Pikoville whar ho gits ther mail won't let him drive inter town , nor ther folks at Pulviscs' won't lot him como nigh them with his glandorcd crow- bait , an' so Skinny has ter walk about two miles at Pikcvillo an' about two miles at Pulvises' , an' when ther branch is up an' the roads boggy Skinny won't do hit , mil that's the gist of it soyor see wo air done up mos1 of ther time. ' Kansas Matt In nil Klcvator. Philadelphia North American : There is a man out in Crawford countyKansas , who will not forgot his recent trip to Washington. While going the rounds ho got into the Winder building , occu pied by the war department. There is a double-jointed elevator in use in the building , combining a car for passen gers and a cage for baggage , like those used in hotels. The attendont was in the babcmoiit loading some packages , the floor of the car above him opening into the main corridor. The Kansas man came along , bomewhat fatigued by continuous sight-booing. He espied the elevator , and congratulated himt-olf that the government provided such nice little reading rooms with soft cushions and electric lights for weary visitors. So lie walked in , took out a copy of the Crowley County Bazoo and commenced reading. A quarter of a minute later ho felt the lloor tremble a little , the automatic door slipped across the entrance and ho was shooting skyward in a style that chilled his heart. Caged in , ho did not know how to avert what ho felt must bo an impending calamity , so ho grabbed at the wire rope by which the elevator is controlled. The man in the cage below foil the jar and thought the cable was slipping oil the drum. So ho pulled the lover that released the safety catches , and the car stopped so quit-lily that it nearly jerked the head oil the man above. There they wore stuck. With the catches fastened they could neither go up nor down , and the car was stopped between floors. The Kansas man was finally pulled out by smashing a panel in tlio top of the car. He was shown to another elevator and invited to make the down trip , but he allowed lie would rather "travel homo on the iiibido of a Kansas cyclone than set foot in one of them dinguses again. " SPECIALNOTICES. _ NOTICE. STEOIATj advertl oincntKMUhas LostFound , To Loan , Tor Sale , To Kent , Wants , Hoarding , etc. , ill lo Inserted In this column at the low ratoofTKN CUNTS 1'EK LINK for the Hrst In sertion and Five Outs 1'er Line for each subse quent Insertion. Leave advetttsementH at our olllre No. 121'earl Street , near llroadway , Coun cil DluOa , Iowa. WANTS. WANTED A competent phi for general housework. Apply to Dili Willow avenue. ST11AYKD-YouiiB colt , rtnrlc Iwy. Kinder re- \\.iriled. Hans Anderson , Ibll S , llth St. , Council lllutTs. FOK HKNT House of 8 rooms. Good loca > tion. Inquire W. T. Cole , MM I'carl st " | X7ANTKI > 1'iiht clnss gardener , without T cnpltul , to work extensive gnnlen on shares. Kltst cat.s chance. Address Jobeph Smith , Council liluirK , la. EXCIIANOK-Oinaliaiintl Council lllulls prop erty and western luml for stocks of nier- clmiiiliM' . Call on or : il ( < lre-m J , 1) . Christian , 63) ) Hroadwiiy. Council llluir.i , la. T710II SALK Oil KXCIIANOn-Kqulty of li ! -1 ? slmres in Jeffries syndicate. Inquire of Udell llros. & Co. TT'Oll SALE Very cheap for cash , or would J ? exchange for Council Illulfs or Omaha prop erty , a retul block of boots and shoes valued at about H.UUO. Call at htore. No. WW llroadway , or addrex.s H. Martin , same number. Council lllulls , la. * TTIOU SALK-Stond-lmnd Columbia bicycls J } very cheap. Ki-lnch. at Hee olHce. lots and acre propeity for sale by BUILDINO , 39 Pearl st. RARE CHANCE ! MUST BE SOLD ! Thedi'strablniesideiuo or business property known as t lie Towers 1'laco , on Upper ( ( road way opposite the M. K. rhurch. will poMtlvely be sold within the next thirty days. Terms : Ono-thlrd ciiMi , balance in ono and two years. AddressbidstoCEORQE R. BEARD. Omaha , Neb. , 1J17 and 1311) ) Douglas St. j - GREAT DISCOUNT SALE - OF 2O J'Elt CENT ON HATS AND GAPS FOR GASH. 1514 DOUGLAS STREET , jjOMAHA. . IF YOU GO TO MISSOURI VALLEY STOP AT THE St , ELMO HOTEL ! Sample " OFFICER & PUSEY , BANKERS COOIIrooduay Council Ilium , Iowa. . 1M7. 401. BROADWAY. 401 See the Beautiful Silk Christmas Quilt And Pillow Shams , THE MOST ELEGANT DISPLAY OF SILKS , COLD HANDLED UMBRELLAS , LACES , TOILET ARTICLES , SCARFS , CARPET SWEEPERS , NECKTIES , TOILET ARTICLES , SHAWLS , RUGS AND MATS , raWe We have a large line of UNDERWEAR Which we are closing out regardless oj former prices. Also a few more Bargains in Cloaks ! HARKNESS BROS. , -Broadway-401 IT WOULD TAKE MORE ROOM THAN ALL THE NEWSPAPERS IN THE CITY TO REPRESENT IN PRINT HENRY EISEMAN & CO.'S GRAND HOLIDAY STOCK ! But it is well known that our house contains such a multitude of items that it is impossible to name them , nor oould the papers make space to enumerate the articles now on exhibition. Each and every one of our departments will . offer thousands of useful and ornamental thiiiy.s SUITABLE FOR HOLIDAY GIFTS We have made every effort to place on sale the most attractive and iixnful . goodt nt the lowebt possible prices , and wo invite inspection und comparison. Special Handkerchief ssilo this week nt 2c , 5c , lOo , 15e , 2.rC , up to $10. Each und nil go nt about half price. Silk Handkerchiefs nnd Mufflers in largo vnrioty. Laces , Embroideries , Fichuos , Luce Collars. Kid and Fnbrio Gloves. All must go at thin { { rout biilo. Cloaks , Suits , Wraps , Gentlemen's Drebsiii } , ' Gowns and Smoking.Inckcts. Ladle's Slumber Robes , Japanese SmokhiL' Jnckots till Silk nnd Qniltod at5 , * , $7.f 0 to ? 10. Kneh u very suitable present from a lady to a { j n- tlcinun. Special bargains in our Art goods de partment. Stamped Linens , Knit goods. Underwear. E\erylhing must bo sold this week. Come to the People's store first and see what wo can do for you. Wo know wo have the goods and that our prices , will s-avo you money every time. With every $2 purchase you will re ceive a ticket for ono chance In our 100 grand free presents. MAIL ORDERS RECEIVE PROMPT AT TENTION. HENRY EISEMAN & CO. , PEOPLE'S ' STORE 314 , 316 , 318 & 320 BROADWAY , I. COUNCIL BLUFFS. * IOWA.