THE OMAHA DAILY BEE : SUNDAY ; . DECEMBER 25. 1887.-r-T\VELTE PAGE& s 6 TH OMAHA ! Is the Best Investment on Earth ! Next year will see still greater Developments there than ever yet witnessed. Did we ever ' predict for SOUTH OMAHA anything but what has more than come ; to pass. COME AND EXAMINE OUR LIST OF 1,000 LOTS , AND GET THE LATEST MAP OF SOUTH OMAHA. M. A. UPTON & CO. , 309 South 16th-st. Opposite Chamber of Commerce. Telephone 854. * INCIDENTS OF THE ALTAR , ' When I Mean to Marry" Marriage r'a Bargain. ff ' THE DUDE KING'S MARRIAGE. Wedded a Native A Pretty A Bachelor's Banquet Jealousy and Death Mnrry Young An Epidemic. When I Mean to Marry. Diinvlllc , 1VJ. , Metrcnutr. When do I mean to marrvj Well , 'Tis Idle to dispute with fate ; But if you choose to hear mo tell , Pray listen while I fix the date. Whan daughters haste with eager feet , A mother's daily toiUo share , Can make the , puddings .which they cat , And mend the stockings which they wear ) When maidens.look upon a man As in himself what they would marry , And not as anny.noldlert scan A sutler or u commissary ; When gentle ladies who have got The offer of a lover's hand Consent to share his earthly lot , And do not mean his lot of land ; When young mechanics are allowed To llnd and wed the farmer's girls Who don't expect to bo endowed With rubles , diamonds and ] > earls ; When wives , in fact , shall fully give Their hearts and hands to aid their spouses , And live as they were wont to live Within their sires' ono-story houses. Then , maiden If I'm not too old Kcjolccd to quit this lonely life. I'll brush my beaver , eea'-o to scold , And look about uic for u wife ) Marriage u Uargaln. Pull Mull Gnzcttco : Mftrrinpo is still too often u bargain , but tit least it is no longer lui entirely ono sided bargain. It is tending towtird the only true ideal life-long companionship n partnership on equal tormn , with equal give und take on both Hides. Women no longer feel bound to render that implicit obedience which which was considered do rlguour in our great grandmother's days , and men no longer universally demand it. Husbands , moreover , are beginning to learn that the prime duty IB not to look after their wives. The very sentence is indicative of the most ghastly misapprehension of the whole ideal of matrimony. The general feel ing of society condemns a man who lives to rule his wite on the same prin ciple as n pasha- rules his harem. And indeed the whole scheme of modern lifo makes it practically impossible for him to do BO. A married woman en- Hoys , as it rule , complete liberty during the lifelong day , and even at night it is frequently impossible for a busy man to escort his wife. Thus everything turns on the relations between the married couple. If a girl Is really in love with the man she marries she may bo trusted with any amount of subsequent free dom. If not , not ; and therefore wo nay that the injudicious and worldly parents who are responsible for the great ma jority of ill-assorted unions are also re sponsible for the many evil results which are to bo t > con in society at this day. For it is a fact that lots of English girls are as much forced into marriage as the French girl , whose husband is selected while she is yet in the convent. t , Not by main force , no but by the whole i tone of her education , by the exngger- ' ' atod fear of being an old maid , by the obvious necessity of making way for a younger sibter , by the persistent schemIng - Ing of her parents , and by her own longing for emancipation. For marrl- Rf6 | undoubtedly doon mean emancipa- ti B to most women ; and it is precisely those who look forward to it most who arc likely to make the worst use of it. Berry Wall's Marriage. New Yurie Telegram : There was a ( hitter of excitement throughout the dominions of Dudedom this morning when it was noised about that the king. K. Berry Wall I. , had quietly slipped over to Washington and taken unto him self a consort. All but a few of the immediate court iers of his majesty were in a state of mental collapse from the shock. None of those intimate at court , how- overwere mucn surprised at the unique manner King Berry had adopted to enter the bonds of matrimony. "Berry is original if he is anything , " said a callow youth , who was discussing the wedding with a party of friends at breakfast this morning at Uelmonico's. "Ho , was not going to follow any old , worn out custom. I always thought that when Berry made up his mind to marry he would do so without resorting1 to con ventional and ancient methods. His schemes never bagged at the kneesyou know ! " "How was it done , " old chappie ? " asked a well known swell who had joined the party. "Why , no had become smitten with a beauty over in Washington , named Miss Melbourne , and promptly proposed to her. .She of course , accepted him on the spotand they decided forthwith to go over to'Baltimore and get married as once. They took the lovely creature't mother along. "Arriving in Baltimore Berry took time to go and change his clothes for he could not think of getting married in the same suit that ho had worn for an hour and a half , and then the bride , her mother and himself got into a carriage and drove to the Baltimore club where Berry got an old chappie named N. Winslow Williams , nnd'then they had a beastly time trying to find the ofllcial who issues a marriage license. The low fellow WPS not at his office , but they finally found him and then they went to the house of a jxirson and there the knot was tied. Then they took the next train back to Washing ton. " "Bo gad. that's romantic , " said the swell who had just joined the party. "Just like Berry , old boy. " "Mrs. Wall must be a lovely crea ture , " remarked one of the party , "for Berry was very hard to please. Then , just think of all the lovely girls he could have married at any time during the last ton years. " "Wonder who she is ? ' ' asked another. "Of course she is an heriess. " This last question is just what every body around the clubs is asking. No ono seems to know who the young lady is except that her father is employed in the war department at Washington and for that reason it is not thought that Mrs. Wall is qverburdonud with wealth. The king of the dudes had not been soon about the New York club or h is other favorite haunts for nearly ten days , and it was given out that ho had gone to Washington , where ho intends to pans the winter. In fact , he has spent the most of his time at the capital since ho went there last October to at tend the "races. When ho did como over here ho was inclined to bo very quiet , and several of his friends remarked the change in his manner. He was decidedly distrait and behaved in an absent-minded away. Major Melbourne , the king's now father-in-law , holds a humble position in the war department , which Iwas se cured for him by General Logan about seven years ago. Logan had known him in the Mexican war , and after ward IIB a resident of Springfield , III. After the Mexican war Melbourne set tled in the south , and was in very com fortable circumstances , but ho lost everything by the war , and at ono time he was employed as a reporter on sx newspaper , but most of the time he de pended upon his wife , who kept a board ing house. Hovering on the Vcrgo. St. Paul Globe : Young men , the largo majority of you arc hovering around on the verge of matrimony , shivering like a mouse-colored terrier and afraid to step off. The great ma" jority of you know just where you can jmt your linger on a girl who would marry you at a moment's notice , but you are afraid that you couldn't satisfy the landlords , coal dealers and milliners that a man always weds when he mar ries a woman. You lire not men ! You are simply cowards , who see a prize hanging above your head and have not the moral courage. , to ascertain if your arm is long enough and strong enough to pick it. My advice to you is. if you have got a job and you are earning fair wages to get married and go to house keeping if you have to begin with an oil steve , a candle and a bed lounge. This may seem to you a small beginning , and BO it is ; but , once married , the money that you now throw away in your endeavors to quiet your restless -soul will go into furniture and little nick- nucks , and you will 'soon wake up to the fact that you are the owner of a homo , and that word means u great deal to a young fellow who has been swimming around in the ocean of lifo over since ho was big enough to shave himself , with' ' his chin just above the water. ' , Wedded a Native. " " _ London Cablegram to New York" World : Stirling , sitting in chancery di vision to-day , hod before him a roman tic marriage case , arising out of the , death of Commander Bethell , who was' shot by Boers in 1884 in an engagement in which Sir Charles Warran also took part. Commander Bethellu few months before his death , had become enamored of a native girl belonging to the Bara- long tribe. Ho married her according to the rites of the tribe , the ceremony. consisting of the slaughter of an ox , the head of which was sent to the mother of the bride , while the father was provided , with u plow. The name of the brido'was Teepoo. About ten days after the death of Commander Bethell she gave birth to a daughter , who was subsequently bap tized under the name of Mcbetello , meaning the mother of Bethell. In support of these statements Montsioa , African king , the chief of the Boraledo cavalry , made uflldavit to the effect that Teepee \vas duly married to Commander' Botholl , and that she was not before married. Commander Botholl , by hia' will , left a certain number of heifers to TeeiKX ) , and directed that if the child wore born it should bo educated in England after it reached eight years of age , and if u boy he should enter the English army , but Teepoo'should for feit her property if she behaved im properly. Commander Bcthpll loft considerable property in Yorkshire , and the question before the court was as to whether the marriage was a legal one , and the daughter consequently legitimate and entitled to the property. Hastings , queen's counsel , contended this was not a polygamous marriage , and was consequently quently valid. There may have been polygamy in the Baralong tribe , but Commander Botholl lived with Teepee as his only wife , and had no intention of committing polygamy. A Pretty Wedding. Philadelphia North American : Ono of the prettiest weddings seen in Wash ington for some time was that of Miss Kilbourne and Mr. Frank Gordon , son of ox-Senator Gordon , of Georgiawhich took place on Thursday at noon at St. John's church. The rain cumo down in torrents , to bo sure , and not oven one little faint sunbeam came forth to greet the bride , but the church was so softly lighted and the chancel so completely filled with tall palms , call a lilies , and great bunches of holly , that , in a way , the contrast made it all the more charming , except , of course , for the unfortunate bride and brides maids , who had to walk in their satin slippers over the damp mating laid from sidewalk to the church door. The chor- ibler bops , with bunches of holly pinned on their white surplices , mot the bridal party at the entrance and proceeded them up the aisle , singing a wedding .hymn , a pretty custom , by the way , but a little awkward for the bride , who haste to wait at the chancel rail after the cere mony is over for fully live minutes un til the choir gets in position to escort her out of the church. Episode at a Bachelors' Banquet. Savannah News : Ono of the most interesting episodes at the bachelors' banquet at Uainsvillo last Thursday night was the receipt of a box sent in by one of Gainesville's most cultivated and brilliant young ladies. It contained a sheet of white pajwr , on which were placed the following articles : First , a handsomely embroidered crimson satin sachel containing n few matches , with the motto : "A better match than you have made. " Next , the picture of nn owl sitting on a holly bush ; motto : "You are alone in the world. " Lastly , a beautiful briurwood pipe , to the stem of which was tied an elegantly em- brojdered tobacco pipe made of mag- netia-colored satin ; under thcso was written : "Bulwer has said 'there is more solid comfort in a good pipe than Irt'a good wife , ' and you all appear to agree with him. " When this was passed around for the inspection of the boys e vorypno pronounced'ittho best hit th'at had been given them. . , . , Jealousy andJDcath. lErio , Pa. , Special to the Globe-Demo crat- : The grave closedito-day over the remains of the lovesick ( twain , James Bunco , who sentaball crashing through his brain in a fit of dnsiuje jealousy. Brunce went to visit Mies Lillian Pcte'r- bon,1 a country maiden on. Brown hill , and upon whom ho had been waiting for-some time. A neighbor who had regarded Miss Lydia with , favor called in to spend the evening with the family. A quarrel arose between the lovers and Bunco loft his inamorata and rushed from the house. He had harly cleared the doorstop when ho drew a revolver and shot himself through the head. The young woman was the first to reach the young man , but ho never spoke. She grew frantic and rushed shrieking into the house where she pro cured a largo knife. She made ono cut at her throat and was in the act of re peating the operation when the strong hand of her other.admirer secured the weapon. Crazed by the terrible trag edy , she has to bo kept uuder constant surveillance. The shock was to much for her , and it is now feured that she will never recover her mind. The in jury which she inflicted upon hor&olf is not sufficient to disfigure her. Something Against Bach. The man who would like to marry finally became a bachelor because ho found The pretty girls so demure. The clever ones so alarming. The talkative ones so tiresome. The merry ones make such game of a fellow. The sentimental ones are so spoony. The horsey ones are so outrageous. The nautical ones are so inconsider ate. ate.Tho The little ones are so little. The large ones are so very large. Marry Young. Novelist Mury J. Holmes : It is , I think , an erroneous idea thatearly mar riages are a hindrance rather than a help to the success in life and the men tal development and happiness of the parties. That this is sometimes the case is true , but I believe that more young men , and girls too , huvo been saved from ruin and wretchedness by an early marriage than huvo been ruined by it. There is something inspiriting and ennobling in the possession of a homo and a family to work for and beautify , and if the girl and boy are poor.I should still say marry young , and work together for the homo and the competence , which will be all the more enjoyable because they are the result of toil and self-denial. Don't wait until you can afford to begin just where your STOCK COATS Owing to the lateness of the season vre find ourselves overstocked with fine and medium priced overcoats , and in order to reduce the quantity we propose to sell most of them within the next , 10 days , and have made prices that wilLinsure a speedy sale. For instance : Our $ 6 Overcoats now go for $ 8,00 Our Mo Overcoats now go for $10.00 " 8 " " fi.OO " 20 ' " 14.00 " 9 0.00 " a > 13.00 t4 10 " 7.50 We have reduced in the same ratio all our Fur and Fur Trimmed Overcoats , and if you need ono you will find this the test opportunity yet offered this season. We have had such a grand success of our " $1O SUIT SALE that we have just added a few more styles of desirable suits that are selling at other stores all the way from $ U to $18. We place them all in one lot and sell them all at ono price , $1O. 1 We also have a fine and largo assortment of nobby styles in suits which we are offering at cut prices. We Really Have no Competition in our Boy's and Children's Department. or our line of Boys' Suits and Overcoats 5a very complete and our price of $1 for a nobby boys' jacket and pants , in ages from 4 to 18 years , is hard to beat anywhere. The New York and Omaha Clothing Company , . . . Ono Price Clothiers , Furnishers and Hatters for Men and Boys , 1808 Farnam Street. TlmOM UM t iif ni rcrK.iiT.lrcnU with KOO fieri ill Micron , nil U'N < ! Til It OAT , I'A.NCKlt IMM.-.H Tl'I.A. HUl-TlinK cnml with "H vfnln "or Llmlratic * if ' &u lnr . AMchrtm- f , y ItiflHulInn in thl < o try. Tht' ! whomn * tcinplntfl Rolni to lint Slirtim * for trt'Hlnicnt of nnr rrt Me or lllc oi ll ) en e inn bo cunnl for ntiottilM Itip rn l nt our I ID I CO Ur tils treatment 1'iup. txi dr Com I Alllrpfoilon , free from Mllownoii. trrrkleJ bnUlbV blarkhpads , eruptions , etc. , brilliant Tei and D ' r'ccl health cm be lia-l. HrTriial'tlreJ " feeling and nil fumale wc , kn < > sei trnmntly ciir.Ml. 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Neb father mid mother Icuvo off , for then the freshness of youth will be gone , and , although it may bo morning with you still , the Hhudes will bo stretching on towurd the noonday , nnd htibits will have been formed which will be hard to break , while the chnnces arc they will never be broken at all. An Kpldcinlc of Mnrrlmre. New York Sun : They say the devil laughs every time ho hears wedding bells. Ho must be on the broad grin nowadays. At some of the fashionable churches in New York it is hardly nec essary to take down the awnings or take up the curpeta leading from the portals to the curbstone , from Monday morning to Saturday night ; and one parson is rumored ( to liavo married BO many couples that , when a baptismal party confronted him , ho asked , " What numoV" ' "Susan Ann , " replied the godfather. "Sucan Ann , do you take this man for your lawfully wedded husband , for richer or poorer' , for better or worho , through sickness and " "For mercy's sake , don't marry mo to the baby1' wnixncred the godfather. Thus brought with a round turn , the good minister stopped in time , and chri t < > netl.Susan Ann instead of marry ing her at the unusual ago of three months. ' i 1'he marriage tees of some clergymen must have amounted to more than their salaries last month. There is hardly any sorvico-tv man BO willingly pays out his money for , Unless it bo for a divorce ' soino'yeiirs later. The pastor of a wealthy church wedded a rich man re cently to a , very beautiful girl , who had been an intimate friend for years of the parson's wifo' . She started from the church door on a trip to Europe , nnd us the minister shook cpngratulatingly the hand of the now groom ho felt a hard substance slipped into his own. It turned out to bo a hands'omc. locket pendant , with the bride's initials and these of the pastor's wife done in diamonds. "IUl put your picture in it at once , " said the pleased lady : "it is the lirst wedding fee that has como to mo. " So she posted.off to u photographer and ordered a reduced head of her hus band. She had hardly got homo when a messenger informed her that folded and refolded and jammed in behind the glass , they had found a hundred dollar bill. The Rev. Mr. and Mrs. Psalter Service are awaiting a letter from the other side to know to whom the money belongs , as the Mrs. Rev. Dr. S. vows it goes with the locket , and the locket be longs to her. Tlip American Girl. The American girl is thus pictured by John Habberton , in a new novel : ' She was the oldest child , so she had her own way ; she was pretty , so she hud always been petted. She was twenty , so she knew everything that she thought worth knowing. She had long before reconstructed the world ( in her own mind ) just as it should bo , from the standpointthat , it ought to oxibt solely for her benefit. Not bad tempered , on the contrary cheerful and full of high spirits , she. was , nevertheless in perpet ual protest against everything that was not exactly as she would have it , and not all the manners that careful breeding could impart could restrain the uncon scious insolence peculiar to young and belf-sutislicd natures. " Patti , it is snld , is losing ground in Paris , ono of her Rrentcst strongholds in former times , as fust us she has been here. The an nouncement that she was going to sing in u benefit performance for the sufferers of the Opera Comiquo lire , caused little or no inter est. The Parisians shrug their shoulders when they hear she still clings to "Ah , Furs' eMi , " from "Truvlata ; " to the mud sccno from "Luciu'1 and to the "Echo Song , " which Jenny Lind introduced into this country forty yours ago. 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All romnnmlcntlons contM'n. tint. Xt-dU-lnfsor loitnimnils rut by rnall iirei. press , ecurelr paiktHl. no uiurku tit Indicate contents or vender. One purional Interview preferred. Call and consult uior fend blntory < . I j\ur ca e , and w will tend In plain wrapper , our HOOK IPR.B3E3 TO MEN Tlrxm IMTnte.Hi-MliI and Nervous l > t ea > u . liupo- Uncy.Hypbtlls , Uleet and , Vurlcoiele. Addresi , Omaha Medical und Surgical Institute , or Dr , McMenaroy , Cor , OMAHA. NKUHAbKA , HILL & YOIG. . 12.1 . and 1213 Farnam Street Carpets , Stoves , WEEKLY AND .MONTHLY PAY MENTS , FOR SALE BY N. B. FALCONER AND FISHER BROS. MUSICAL AM ) im.VMATIC. Signorlna Tua has returned to Europe hi dfeguit. Knto Forsyth will sail for Europe on De cember 18. ! Mine. Janausclick will sail for Europe parly In February. The Sura Jowctt bcncflt in New York rcnl- izcd about * 1.000. Mine. Hcdwlek Nicmntin Rnubo has ' ar rived from Ureinen. Mr. E. E. nice is still in Sun Finncisco booming "Adonis. " Mine. Modjcska proposes to star in Husslu and Germany next season. Dormun , the English basso , is expected to arrive from Llvei pool boon. Buffalo Hill's "Wild West" has ojiencd a winter Reason at Manchester , England. Tennj son Is pleased with the success of George Parssons Lathrop's dramatization of "E + nfiic. " It has been estimated that not far from 25,000 women attend the New York matinees Saturdays. August Junkormann the German comedian sailed for Hrcmcn' to begin un engagement at Stuttgart. Mrs. Langtry has sent a handsome rockinp chair as birthday gift to H. H. H. tin pnnco of Wales. Miss Julia Moriowe will make an extende tour of the country under the management oj Colonel It. E. J. Miles , of the Uijou open , house. Twenty original comic operas a week. or. an average , arc offered to Colonel McCaull. Ho reads the book ilrsiandlf that bo b.id rejection is instantaneous. Dumas' "Francilllon,4' with Fruu Nlc- mann-Haubo in the title part , has achieved a complete success at Koenigsnerg. This star will appear in the play in this country. Clara Morris him accepted u now emotional drama by Mr. Clinton Stuart , and will pro duce it at the New York Sttir theatre during Easter week. The piece has not yet been niunedi The New York Wiignrr society which was organised a short timn ago with Anton Soldi as director , has ceased to materialise , owing to the inharmonious action of some of its founders. Mine. lima di Murska will make her first appearance on the stage for several years in a concert at Chickering hall , New York , De cember U9 , under the management of Max Strakosch. Mme. Furseh-Madi , Elol Sylva and Miss Trautman , of the American Opera company have returned to New York City , having abandoned Mr. Locke's enterprise by reason of his non-payment of salaries. Koad managers agree that the western routes make the poorest returns to tiaveliup companies this season. Many changes of itinerary have resulted from this fact , and the outcome is that the middle and New Eng land states arc huvidg a plethora of amuse ments. John Howson , the well known favorite comedian and musician with LottaVs company died suddenly of heart disease a.\ Troy , N. J. , on Friday. The deceased is a brother of Frank Howson. leader of the Madison hquaro orchestra , of Emma Howson , the original Josephine in "I'mufoie , " and of Chailes .uid William HOWBOII. John A. Mackoy will start out upon his tour the llrst week of the next icar with a new play called "One of Our Hoys. " written by Wtllianj Yardley , the authorof Nat Good win's burlesque called "Little Jack Shcp- pard. " The scene of "One of Our Hoys" is laid in New York , and the piece is straight comedy. J. H. MoVicker of Chicago , has obtained the control of the lot on Uroadway , New York , whereon it was rumored that liooth and Harrett were to have u theater. He says that ho will have n splendid theater on it in less than eighteen months , and that ho intends turning the control of it over to Rob- son and Crane , who want to produce Shakes pearean comedy in their own house. Marcus Meyer denies the story in circula tion among Gerster's friends in New Yoik that she had been persecuted. The story is that a carload cf New Yorkers went up to New Haven to hear Gerstcr sing the second time on her late tour , and to satisfy them selves if she really had failed. They Hat in a body In the orchestra chairs and so terri fied the nervous singer by their undisguised and concentrated stare that she failed iigain. HA woman who is actively conceined in larity work in this city and who has visited literally thousands of families in the tene ment houses , talks interestingly upon many phases of her experience. She says the portraits traits on the bedroom walls and on the bu reaus of young working girls are all photo graphs of pretty ai tixsses or so nearly all that the exceptions lire remarkable. Uurely has she seen pictures of actoio. CjJnsof Hofmann's father Is n. very dark man , of Impressive demeanor , and a great , enthusiast in music. Ho was until a icar ago the musical dircccor of the opera house CHRISTMAS PRESENTS The following is a list of a few of the bargains at FERGUSONS' Great Housefurnish- ing Establishment where they furnish hou-es from cellar to garret , every day. A handhomn ivriting do lc $ 8.00 A nice easy willow roolcer 3.50 A nice hanging lamp for -.50 An oay rocker , cari * ! ' . cover . . . . -.50 An ok'gant center table 2.00 A liirjft mx.e mirror , walnut frame H.OO A Smyrna rug. 1.00 A hpemlid plush parlor null 5.00 Kiiiul | M tlKist'adur'Iseil by other IXIUM-H nt 173. A bed 1001:1 suit for , , . . 14.05 Kniial to tbnxH advcrtlncd by other fioiiHex tor 3. Parlor buitf , shoTineers | , wpnlrolfs , drobbing cases , book casen , folding beds , nnd a few morn heating btovcb below ca.t. soN ruiiNrnjuK.ro. , 715 and V17 N. Iftth atrect. Proprltior Omaha Butlneit College , IN WHICH IS TAUQHT Book-Keeping , PenmansWpj Commercial Law , Shorthand , Telegraphing and Typewriting. Bind for C % > ! lrge Journal , S. E. Cor. Ifith and Capital Ave. Mention the Om ! iaDii ntCrnrow. He resigned It in or.ler to trici his son on concert tours , .or young Josef u , been before the public only llttiu in' it tinu a j cur. Ills mother was n singer , and was in the regular corps of the Craco.r Opera tum.4 fomimiiy , but she 1 not it thoroughly trained m.iMclan , as his father is. An English buildurof theaters hn ii von eil a panic lo k for tlieatc r doors. It is cjnJ tallied In panel which occupies inrm HIU- * f ice on the Inside of the unor. nnd any onu co niiig in contuct with the dee must prcKN the panel , upon \vhirli tun door OHMIH | n- Ktnntly. It i < * impossible for tlio doors of u building lilted with this lee ( to be fastened no thul egress is pu-venti'd , but from thn i uf sICo no enhance is possible cxcpt with -t regular key. Our American prima donno in Kurope urfl not idle. Marie Van /itndt , who has coin , pletely recovered , is going to sing in Vienna and Hudii-l'esth tills winter. Miss KmPy Wlnant is winning golden opinions and soy urelgns us un oiuturio singer in Kil ; ml. ' Little Kmnni Nevudu. after a brilliant st'ason at the Sun Carlos in Lisbon , has renewed hc engagement there f < r another season , i n J Ella Husscll , the ClcvelnndO.prinm ( ) donna , has hud great success at Wurauw , Russian Poland , wheicshe hns been singing Klsa und Mugucritc. She will go to St. Petersburg uid Odessa before returning to Govent gar- 1 'ii , London , when ; she has been re-engaged r the spring season. Colonel McCaull says : "A tinor with a really good voice who iculd s ng well , ict spiritedly und speak English uould bo worth almost Ills weight in gold. Hut wo have many of the operas arranged for u high bary * tone if we can't get a tenor , and when v a must have one , why we ilo the ln-st wo can. Then , us tosDpranj , n woman to fill the re quirements must have beauty of face und lorin , u good voice and know how to Ring nnd act. She may have the last requirements and bo as homely as a hedge-fence , or she miy have the first and bo u 'stick. ' The ideal comic opera soprano has not yet been dis covered. " The Cainpaninl com'cit compir y , which is now in San Francisco , tiuvels in a special car. christened the "Canipanini , " and equipped with tin Italian cook and a largo as sortment of valets , waiters and maids. In ono corner of the car stands two huge iron cylinders , which have been variously tukcn for calcium light reservoirs , air pumps , lira" extinguishers and mammoth cofTeo-pots. In reality the cylinders , when united , form a machine by means of which compressed air may bo Inhuled. and It Is to their u o that Signer Campanini is Indebted for the recov ery of his voice , which , two years ago , had , quite forsaken him. A Swedish paper has the following con cerning the great pianist , Kublnstcn : "The daughter ot Aiilou Itnnlnstcui Utimortiy o ba married in Moscow , and the father is just at present very busy with the arrangements for the wedding. A few d.i.vs ugo no presented - sonted her with un elegantly carved curkct containing 2KO ( sheets of parchment. The young lady looked lit her father in some astonishment , but ho Miiilingly said , 'I will explain ; bu caioful of this casket , for It la woith about UO.IKK ) gulden. I know ug ( at many people who would b very glad to puv that sum for it1 'But what Is tfccw in tl' asked thn .young girl. ' 'Every ono of thofo cards is worth a piano lei son which 1 will give to your first child. ' answered Rubin stein. " "Julius Caa ar , " as presented by Messrs. llooth nnd Barrett , appears to have mada anj thing but a fuvorublo imprcstilon on tha tiny actress who is doing Edithu to Mr. Gillett's "Hurjjlar" at the Hollis Street The- atie , Boston. The little lady went to tha Hoston thuit 'ti the other evening , and the next morning penned the following note : Mister Williu n Gillette inMI : sin d.-nr mr gillcttn thank you vorry much for UKtlkcts , to Hootho und burit mama let mo staid up'und go thuro after the burglcr was over lust night it was beuutitTui but i doant like plays so well where the folka tire trying to kill thoirselvcs all the time. Cesar is thut way inosly and they dount titlk llko real live folks do und they donnt walh much llko pcoplo cither but mr gillctto plcasa toll mo is it right for them to wear night gowns llko Editlm because they ought not to everybody will wear them soon und 1 think it ought to be stopped someway I will sco you to-night wont wo your little Ei.sn : . Funny offers arc often received by favor ite actors , but one sent last week to Kobsoit und Crane in events unusuul Inducements to those clover comedians : "Sirs Wo want u show for Xinas night. Something sorter lively like , with blngln' , dancin' , and pretty girls , always packs our town hull. AUlcr- tmin Collins R.I.VH you beat any funny men ho ever sco , und if you play with us ho'll buy twenty front chairs for his friends , to stait an , iuul tlunn is more Just such big men hero. If i on don't carry u band along , guess you can hlro onu , for when a good show band plays on the common it kinder wakens the joung folks up.Vo will give you two-thlrda of the money taken In , anil llnd hotel and do 111 bill pasting. Let us hear ftom you. The Baptist debuting society wants hall , but wo can pet It , nnd niako yoii money. " Minnesota tuto university hub decided to open law and medical departments. THE i. o. A La Persephone French Hand-mads CORSETS ! ktsndard ofCortet ever intro duced Into this market. They impart that graceful figure and tine form which any well dretscd lady would be jiiKtly proud , especially \\licn obtainable without injur- ion * tight lacing , cf : . Indortcd st the Peerless Corset By'lcndlng drcsHmukcrs of 1'aris , London anl New York , and for talc in Omaha by N. ' B. Falconer . , Thompson , Belden SL Co. And other loorolmntn.