THE OMAHA DAILY BEE : SUNDAY. 4. 1887 StXTEEN PAflES. JC.THE DAILY BEE. PUUMSIIHI ) KVKIIY MOUNIXO. TRItMfl OK StMWCHirTION Dully ( Morning Hdltlnn ) including Sumlnjr lir.i ! , On * > Yonr. For Hlx Month * I" ' " " - Uinahn f unilay llr.K , inallf < 1 to iitiy oil- ri-fcS , Onu Yonr . . . S Hi AHA OrricK.No.iil4 .iMiflu KAH.NAMSTHF.BT. NKW YnitK omen. KiMiMiVi. TIIMIUM : lirn.n- I.NO. W IIIMITOH UCIICK , No. "l > 1 ouu TKK.NTII STIIKKT. _ _ _ _ _ couuisi'Misci : ( ) : : . All coiiiiiuniiriitlin rHiitlii news and fdltorlul mutter Miuulil b itdih'c'i'-id ' to the liDlTOIIOr Till ; HhK. llL'HINtS3 : I.irrrKHHi All huMiiPKs letters Mid ri'iiilltunrv should lie tlclrtvwjil to Tin : I IKK I'rw.imtiMi UOMI-ASV , OMAHA. Draft * , clu-rlm nml poMiillkp orders to be tiuulo pa ) nblu to the order of I lie company. The BOG PoWisliinlcipany , Proprietors , E. KOSEWATKK , Emioii. Till ; DAILY IJKK. Sworn Statement of Circulation. State of NVbriislcn , I . _ County of DoiiKlns.1H < S' ( leo. . TzNchtick , Hccrt-lnry of The lice Pub lishing company , dot's solemnly siu-iirlhat the rtuarclrrulnllonof the D.illv Iki ! for the week endlmi Jrc. ) a. 117 , was us follows : Saturday , Nov. 20 lt > , HO Sunday. Nov.27 " . 1M"-0 Monday , Nov.2.S IWIIS Tuphilay. Nov. Si ) 1 ! . ' " WetliiPxdiiy. Nov. : M IMiCO Thursday. Dec. 1 ll.MD Friday , Dec.2 . " .WO Average ' 14.819 Gro. H. T/SCIIUCK. Sworn to nncl subscribed in my presence this 3d day of December , A. 1) ) . 1&7. 1&7.N. . P * I'l'l I' . ( SKAf , . ) Notwy I'ubllc Btntc of Nebraska. I County of iJoiiRlni. f " Ova. II. Tzbcluu k , liflni ; lli'ht duly nvoin , do- pon'S and Kiiys that hois Keerotnry "fl'lM1 lien I'libllMilnicompuny , that th iictiinl uveraito dally rirenlatlon of the Diilh lieu for tlio month of December , 1CKI. I l. ' i ? ropli-s : for .Inmiiiry , 1W , } nya rnjili's ; lor IVb- nmry. Its7. 14.1IWcopies ; for .Maidi. IS-s ? , I4.4' ' copies ; for April , IM)7. 14aifi copies : for May , 1W. 14.237 Cfmli-Hj for.lunp , It-hT , 14.147 cojilps ; for .inly , IM H.USIioples ; fir.\n iiil , HA , , 14- JS1 copies : lorSeptembur. Its7 , ILillliiojilps ; for October , Ihh" , ) ln : ; for November , Ifs7 , is,2ai conies. Oio. : II.T/FCIIL'CK. Sworn to mid Riib crlbed In mj prt-heiice tills Oil day of December , A. D. Iss" . N.I'.rnif ; . ( SKAf. . ) Xirtnrv I'Mbllc. IT Is predicted thnt this will be an Open winter. It is sincerely hoped that it will not bo open at both ends. TliK forthcoming message is bind to be of 11 nusual length. Will its author please come down on us gently by pub lishing it in thujform of a serial ? IT boettis to bo the general impression that the president was guilty of offensive purtibuuahip during the recent cam paign. Now , like President Grovy , will ho give hiniholf the CJ. B.V thnt the prohibition struggle in Atlanta is ended , the Constitution Bays , "Lot us come together. " From nil accounts of the exciting election there , they came together on election day. _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ IT is said thnt .lay Gould will return to America within a few weeks. Unless they intend to indict him in the New York courts , it is a matter of total in- dilToronco to the average citizen whether he over returns. PuNNSYr.VANiA , according to the re port of the llrst assistant postmaster general , has 871 more postolllees than any other state in the union. Also , more new oflioes wore established there last year than in any other state. THE estimated corn crop of the whole country for this year was l,45'i)00,0M ( ) ( ) , an average of a little lefe.s than 20 bubh- els per acre for 75,000,000 acres. This is 180,000,000 bushels less than the yield of last year. It is thought there is ample corn in the country for its own ubo. Now Cincinnati will have a long Btrugglo with Harper , of the Fidelity bank , whoso trial is in progress. The president or cashier of a bank in C'hina is promptly relieved of his head whoii Caught swindling the bank's depositors. Such a custom in vogue in the United States would probably make failures loss numerous. OMAHA extends a hearty welcome to General .T. W. Bar-rigor , who was .sta tioned many years in Omahti * as chief commissary of the department of the 'Platto , and now resumes his old posi tion. General Barrigor has always manifested u deep interest in the growth and prosperity of this city , and Ids nu merous friends in Omaha rejoice that ho has come' back once more to live among us. TUB squabble between Plymouth church and the Rev. .losopb Par ker tenches that' human nature is pretty much the same in. all grades ot society. There is very little difference in dcgreo , though there may bo in words , between the quarrel of t\u > llbh- vromiMi and the quarrel of a fashionable church and a foreign clergyman. Below the thin veneer of culture or the thicker layer of personal uiu'lennlincss lies thu same nature. Touch the mainspring of Belt-interest , and the prince and the beggar will dance you the snmo jig. THK pleasant words spoken of the United Stjito.s by the Englifh peace del- ogntOb on their return homo is anothei1 oxam'ple of the good that it does buasi- Wo Englishmen to come to America , It has been bald that there is no provin cialism like that which imagines that it is the center of the vinivor.se , and this is Hho sort of provincialism common to most Knglinhmon. A visit lp this coun try is very Miro'to remove it if the vis itor is not M ) encased with prejudice as to be impcMiotrablo to all facts and in- ifluoncob , Thoi-o peace arbitrators arc not of this sort , and being in a condition to bo improved with the greatness of this country and to < form ju t ideas of Iho sentiment and feeling of the Ann riran people , they'wore able i to bay to tht'lr countrymen that , they found hero no jealousy or hatred ol Kuglaad and a people strong and self- reliant enough to dispense with all euoh bonlimontB. Impatience with the inflated Ideas of Knglbhmon there ir.aj 1)0 , but no jealousy , and while the American people can have no sympathy j vlth England's political system and methods , they arc not disposed to mani fest their hostility otherwise than in the peaceful yet potential1 way which Is gradually denuding that system dt'iU 'Most objecliouablo cLuracterUUc * . An Kxpcrlmonlnl .Statesman. Mr. James Laird , Iho middle-weight nigillst of the Second district , has sud- lenly blo omed out Into a great states- nan. Our Jim' * most -Intimate friends mvo been agreeably eurpricod at his unexpected advent in the realm of mlltical economy. According to tin . ) maha reporter who was taken into Mr. Laird's conlldcnco , he curried a allse to Washington , crammed with > llls that are to aiHound the natives. Mr. Laird has only condescended to iiitline the contents of two of his nnst important , national and inter- latioaal measure ! ! . Ita \ nit open secret that Mr. Laird's nstinctd , sympathies and associations ilways have been with the men who oil on the farm. His whole life has ) cen devoted to the problem of rcliov- ng the Nebiaska farmer of his woes as veil as his surplus. It is but natural , .heroforo , that the farmer occupies Our fim's thoughts , morn ing , noon and night , vnowing the general discontent among ho Nebraska farmers , Mr. Laird is equal to the emergency. Ho proposes o introduce a bill that will make every tinner rich. Mr. Laird's scheme is for , ho government to establish exporimon- , al stations on the great American plains mil demonstrate to the world that mill- oas can be made by our farmers in rais- ng products that heretofore have been grown only in foreign climes and distant countries. , Our horny-fisted congressman has convinced himself that wheat growing s a failure in Nebraska. To bo sure ome of our ignorant farmers in the Missouri valley raise largo crops of vheat nearly every season , yet an ex- lorimental station where the growth ind habits of the oleander and century > lant could be watched and studied by joggle-eyod dudes and political botnn- sls , would lill a long felt want for which his prairie county has ever yearned , in his speech presenting his novel idea Mr. Laird will show that cinnamon1 , rcos will flourish in the Republican valley , inasmuch as the cinnamon boar ms been overtaken by the frontier cow- joy. Ho will show in his usual knock- lown btylo of argument , that claret will low as freely in Nebraska as it vill in Washington , and Nebraska can raise Russian pigtail bristles , liipan tea , Persian opium ilowor.s , Arabian dales a d Egyptian cocoanutsif congress will only give her half a chance jy liberal appropriation for oxpori- nontal stations. Mr. Laird has nolor- mibly homesteaded a great part of a nalodorous creek bed in western Ne- n'aska , which proves conclusively that vitli an experimental station properly conducted under the provisions of his jill , German carp , soft-shell clams and wall-eyed pilce may bo taught to grnzo upoa Stinking Water creek and fatten upon the juicy nutriment found in the ilkali beds of Cheyenne county. Another brilliant and original idea of Mr. Laird is to prohibit foreign > aupers and criminals from landing on our shores. At the time this bill is in- .roduuod . Mr. Laird will experience a sensation , when ho is informed by a chorus of vpices that just such a law has boon on our national statutes for many years. Yet this all shows that \lr. Laird is exerting his power ful mind in behalf of his constituents. Protect American Literature. The movement of American authors in favor of an international copyright aw , in which they have the concur rence of nearly all the loading publish ers , has become no thoroughly organized mil earnest that the promise of secur- ng such legislation may bo regarded as more favorable than ever before. Such authors as Lowell , Holmes , Howells , Stoddard , Eggleston , and others of less : amo , are zealous in promoting the movement , and such men will hardly 'ail to command the attention of con- grebi to a subject upon which they are able to speak with the highest and most trustworthy authority. It is understood they have onlintod the president in their cause , and that his fortheomingannual m ° hsiigowlll recom mend the enactment of a copyright law which will insure some degree of pro tection to the authors of America and of justice to those of England. Gladstone : md Tennyson are among those in Eng land who'join hands with the authors of America in advocacy of a copyright policy between the two countries which ihall be fair to each. Hitherto the chief , obstacle to securing such a policy has ) > eon the opposition of American pub lishers , but only a very few of these are now unfavorable , the majority being quite as earnest as the authors in its bo- half. What > vas therefore a few years ago the excuse or warrant of congres sional indilTei < cnco to this , subject no longer exists , and congress will bo urged to actioa with a vigor .ind unanimity on the par ] , of those im mediately interested which * it will lind dilllcult to disregard. In a recent article on this subject Mr. Howells said that "Kvory honest man who thinks about the subject must fool keenly the disgrace now fairly shifted from the American publishers to the American public , of the wrong involved in the absence of an international copy right law , " It wasanmttor , he thought , which should appeal to the common conscience , and his argument was ad dressed to pointing out the injustice done by the system of piracy now in vogue. Mr. Lowell , in an address u few days ago before the copyright league , while laying less stress upon the wrongs resulting from the absence of an inter- nationiicopyright : law , presented moro fully the practical aspects of Iho ques tion. He urged that the existing con dition , are destructive of American authorship , and that it is imprudent foi- the nation to allow its literature , or a great part of its literature , to bo made for U by another nation , or , in other words , to allow the shaping of its thought , and therefore of its character , to be done by that other. The views of tht > so two representative authors cover the most important coiibiuoralirtns con nected with this question , which are those of doing justice to foreign authors while protecting those of our own cogn- try and stimulating an American litera ture. ture.That That there is properly in ideas has bcoii ' . admitted'by.every elvilhed coun try lu Iho wor.lil except our own , but'tho really important point in this matter for the American people and congress tiJ consider is whether out' own authors shall be given a fair chance for liveli hood and bo enabled to obtain such re ward as their work entitles them to. They claim that under present condi tions these are not to be had , and that if these conditions are permitted to con tinue the effect must In course of time bo fatal to all American literature. There is undoubtedly something to be paid on the other side , but it will not bo denied that the authors have a strong case. It is not simply their interests , but the interests of the people and of the national Institutions that are involved. Patriotism demands a literature that shall bo repre sentative of the sentiment nml spirit of the American people and the American system. It has been well said that without a literature we are without a national voice ; without a literature wo are without , and must re main without , that recognition of ourjiu- tellectual endeavor upon which wo are mainly dependent for the respect of mankind and for the spread of our ideas. It is an obvious duty to give every proper and legitimate encouragement to the development of a literature that shall speak for the political , social , moral and intellectual life and charac ter of the nation , and if in order to do this it is necessary to bo just to foreign authors there is simply a double incen tive to perform such duty. Our prac tice thus far has not been to our credit , and to continue in it will very surely bo to our detriment , if it has not already been so. The practice ha.s earned for us the opprobrium of being the only country in the world that carries on a systematic piracy of the brain work of foreign authors , while it has supplied to our people a vast amount of foreign thought of very questionable value. It is certainly not too soon to seriously consider whether a policy against which such objections can bo fairly urged should not bo abandoned. Stay Away From California. The boomers have over-shot them selves in Southern California. Reports from that section are most discouraging. Among laboring men the situation is really alarming. Among mechanics there are two and throe mon where there is employment for but one. Con sidering the high prices charged for the necessaries of life , wages are below the average. Building material Lsscarce , and in many instances because of unfin ished work , contractors cannot pay those who are employed. Touribts and health-seekers have long ago lilled the hotels and first class prices are eagerly paid for thirdclasaccommodations. . It is pre dicted and feared that the winter will find scores of empty-handed mon suffer ing for food. And why the tide of men rushing to that overrun and overesti mated country does not recede , when it is known there is nothing to bo gained by the long and expensive journey , is an unsolved problem. Those who depend - pond upon daily wages for sustenance find no pleasure in living , upon a-glori-j ous climate. Some of the papers of the coast hnyo sounded the alarm , and are already advising porbons of moderate means , and especially wage workers , to turn back. Even those with money should move cautiously , and business mon who have viewed the situation from a financially disinterested standpointpredietthattho bottom must soon dropoutof California's high pressure boom. The Question ol' Genius. Josef Hofmann , the latest musical wonder , has'inado his debut before an American aitdienco. Now the question is , is ho a genius ? There is a difference of opinion on this point. In Europe the little prodigy lias boon extravagantly praised by the masters , compared with Mozart and other great musicians. The preponderance of evidence as regards the New York critics seems to bo that Josef Hofmann has wonderful ability but not the "divine spark. " But the immense audience that lis tened to his playing gave him .some thing more than a warm reception. It was a tribute seldom awarded except to genius. What is genius ? The question is almost as old as the wo.rld. Are New York musicians who write criticisms in the bocret and competent to point out the line which divides talent from the divine gift ? When the little fellow had finished his first piece there were tears , hysterical laughter and wild enthusiasm among his hearers. These wore not produced by the music in itself. They were the effects of that strange power before which ordinary men and wo men assume an adoring attitude. Europe blood , breathless before it when Na poleon passed from victory to victory in his Italian campaign. It has awed the world in Michael Augelo , in Dante , in Shakespeare , in Mozart , in Gootho. Prosy people who have cut something of a figure , toll us that genius is merely persistent application. It would bo just as correct to say that a bird learns its music , or how to build its uent , in that way. It is a distinguishing character istic of genius that its results * do not come from premed itated application. They tire sparks struck from the unusual personality , often as inexplicable to him as to the rest of the world. George Eliot had a powerful intellect but was denied genius from lack of spontaneity. It has been awarded to persons with much loss learning. It seems to bo the highest form of instinct. To pronounce a dictum as to whether Josef Ilofiminn is a genius or not would evidently bo premature. Of course his achievements have not been reached without much training. But is there another child in the world except a genius who could do what ho is doing by any amount of training ? Probably not. From the way in which the little wonder is managed there is great danger that ho will bo stunted into a merely clover performer as ho grows older. Over-training and over-exertion can easily snuff out the spark of genius. Ho bhquld be allowed to run wild within proper limits , like any other child. It looks now as though ho may bo , sacrl- , flpcd to thedoairool mouoy-gatting in those who have him in charge. ' ' TltKitK Is to be W > U in the city of Brussels , BelglunM Axt year a univer sal international djtnlbltlon under the auspices of the gdS-Mnnent. The mo tive inspiring thlst'i.ft'rpris0 is a feel ing , more stronglyft-ii in Belgium than In almost any othufrcuiiutrr , of the ne cessity of n reaction1 from the widely . . $ . * * . . * * * prevailing Industrial depression , and one of the objects la to show " the great change which has onlered"into Uio econ omy of consumption and production during the past quarter of a century. Belgium is in an quninonl degree an in dustrial country , ta'ough ' for the past year or two her Industries have been materially impaired by the formidable competition of other nations. She is , however , in a position to contribute a most interesting portion of an international exhibition , and she in vites the whole industrial world to join her in this laudable enterprise , to the end that all may iind in uch a competi tion both prolit and instruction. It is the intention that every branch of in dustry and every department of science shall be represented. Generous provi sion has been made for cash rewards and prizes , and the proverbial liberality of the Belgian government in whatever it undertakes is assurance that exhibi- t. .ors . will receive every consideration. American Industries should bo largely represented in this exhibition. SKCUKTAUY LAMAII'S ago has been ascertained to be sixty-seven years. At seventy , justices of the supreme bench are retired on full salary. If the secre tary is appointed he will have what maybe bo vulgarly termed a "soft snap , " but Cleveland would not be manufacturing any political capital for himself. THK cipher of Ignatius Donnelly is having a wrestle with the English critics. The London Tclrymph fccoll's the idea that Bacon wrote Shakespeare's plays , and wants to know "who is Don nelly ? " Ho is a very shrewd American who is- getting an advertising benclit for Ins book in England , without pay. POLITICAL roiNTS. St. John thinks it will be Cleveland and lilaine again in 1S8S , with Flsk , ot Now Jer sey , as the prohibition candidate. The St. Louis Globe-Democrat names General - oral Low Wallace , of Indiana , for the repub lican candidate for vice president. Ex-Mayor Low of Hrooklyn and ex-Senator Warner Miller arc canddldates for the repub lican nomination for governor of New York. Senator Furwell w.uits to get rid of the surplus by removing'the tax from sugar and tobacco. If no one else offers u bill ho will do it himself. t If the Philadelphia _ Kecord had to guess the name of the next republican candidate for the presidency it ouli ] pitch upon Judge Grcshum of Indiana. , i A It is amusing to see the political nonde scripts who supported Hen Butler for prosi- dcMit in 1881 HOW nroijiftng to make a break for the head of the democratic procession in 1838. , Tlio people's serranfa ii pongrcss , about to assemble , should rcincinbej- that their mas ters are at home , wide' awake , 'and standing at the head of the back stairs with the door open. . , - v % f ( A iiutn who carefully studies himself , like. Mr. Lamur does , possibly understands what he is good for if the people don't. Long ago they decided that Mr. Lamar was not tlio proper man for the supreme bench. Senator Allison of Iowa bows to the tariff reform sentiment of his section so fur ns to say that ho thinks some tariff legislation is probable at the coming scsaion , and that a number of the republican senators favor ir. Uev. W. II. Wilburn , who used to slide in some pretty pointed remarks concerning de- Jlnqueat congressmen while offering prayer at the sessions of the last congress , Is again a candidate fortho chaplaincy. Ho will have several competitors. Congressman Stewart , of Vermont , has a theory that if municipal ofllcers were elected at fccparuto elections from those at which state ofllcers arc chosen , the icsult would bo less iullucaccd by politics than ut present and would bo an improvement. The position of the democratic party , ns re ported through returning congressmen , ij about this : They are in favor of Cleveland , because they would like to nominate some other limn , but arc afraid to say so until the rest of the olllces have been distributed. . Some people think that General Hawley bus ruined his presidential chances by marry ing an English lady ; bat the wife is u cer tainty , and the presidency Is a very remote iwssibility. General Hawley has doubtless acted wisely , even at the risk of antagonizing the Irish vote. Tlio Hrooklyn Eagle ( dem , ) , which has always shown itself particularly well in formed about Governor Hill's position und plans , says that the effort to use his name in the interest of some few persons or papers that would like to prevent the re nomination of President Cleveland is without his sanc tion and contrary to his desire and Judgment. Mr. Carlisle's position on the tariff question is well known. He does not intend Unit the tax on spirits shall bo touched at all if ho can prevent , and ho will consent to a partial abolition lition of the tuxes on tobacco only by way of compromise with the Kumlull crowd of mo- noiKily tariff men. The New York Post' says the republicans uro trying to maUo a point against Mr. Cleve land by the complaint that ho has no policy. Senator Mandorson , of Nebraska , for in stance , says of the president : "No one denies that ho has been a good executive oflleor. When that is said , however , all is said. The administration is entirely without a policy. " nut IIH it'tlie Point. CtncliHMtl Hii'iutm ; It Is understood that ' Uoj president's mes sage will bo four hours jiasslag u given point. Give Him n "Loiit Her Patch. " Cam ) * ( ( ( Oa. ) Hen- * . Onr "Jeans pants" rw nearly worn out and wo hopo- some thoughtful subscriber will coino to the rescue. ' i A Draivhauk. Chleiiuo Hcitilil. Increase of population i-Tnol nn unmixed good. The larger the . .country the smaller the individual chances. ( > f being elected presi dent. OnenhiK That Would lie Popular. I'litlaittliMtt Ttwtt The most acceptable , opening proceedings In which the United States senate could In dulge on Monday would botho opening of the doors during executive sessions. That Ueinnln * to Ho Keen. .SI. Limit ItrpuMtrqu. Omaha is going for tlio national republican condition with mi earnestness of puri > o o Which already arouses the jealousy of Chicago cage , but both arc wasting their efforts. Vlln ' UlK Meal. , It seems that the itostmaster-gencrrl , If so .desirous of rbforni in the serrlco , might ; havq fouud some uioro .serious oabusea to wrestle with than this of advertising on wrappers. Ho has pat himself In the position of strain ing at a gnat and swallowing a whole drove of camels. _ _ Missed Ills Opportunity. AVir r.n/f / ll'orM. Wllt6a Jones of England , has just Mulshed n strong drama entitled "Kismet. " There would have been a greater smack of popu larity to the name had ho left off the "t. " A Terrible Kumor. CMriitfo llcralil. Boston Is In a state bordering on fiea/.y over u report that some of her "best people" on Commonut'ulth avenue are "taking board ers , " Happily the report lucks authentic con- Urination. No Poetry In the Postonicc. AVii' ' Ynrli 11'ciiM. Postmaster English , of New Haven , Conn. , recently received a letter addressed "to the most beautiful and Intelligent lady In Now Haven of from eighteen to twenty-four years of age. " Not feeling competent to make the decision Mr. English consulted the postal authorities at Washington and has just been directed to send the epistle to the dead letter oflleo. How little romance there is about a government bureau I "So Huns tlio World Awny. " for the Sumlau lite l\ \ > Vitiate * Ftelit. i. A laughing child , sporting amid spring flowers , When morn smiles on the earth , and day Is young , Cure free mid gay , resting in sunny bowers , While yet the sun low in the east is liuug. * A smile , a tear ; Life's season is but May. No grief , no feurl 'So runs the world away. " n. Youth , bright with liopo and panting with ambition To climb Olympus while shines summer's sun ; Glowing- with dreams that ne'er shall find fruition. Planning a race , lost ere 'tis yet begun. A mirage fair , Fame , mocking , waves the bay , Hu grasps but uir. "So runs the world away. " in. Now manhood brave , by faith and love at tended Kight nobly faces autumn's howling blast. Hut link- reeks ho years and toil expended May he but gain joy's haven safe at last. Faith bleeding dies , False friend 1 Ah , dark the day 1 Love , slmddoi ing , Hies , "So runs the world away. " IV. Old age , alone , with feeble step and slow , Totters adown the fust declining slope ; I31c.uk wintry winds rude toss his crown of snow , Cold on his heart lies pulseless , perished Hope.A . A lowering eloud Without one guiding ray , Prepare the shroud , "So runs tliu world away. " A quiet grave , beneath the churchyard mold , Where the eaithwonn revels and rank grasses grow ; A sunken tablet ; a brief story told And this is all the wanderer there may know. Kind Mother Earth Keceives our senseless flay , To death , from birth ' So runs the world away. " December. Frank Demjntrr Slifrmim , In .S7. Xtclmlns. December's eomo , and with her brought A world is whitest mtirblo wrought ; The trees and fence and all the posts Stand motionless and white as ghosts , And all the paths we used to know Are hidden in the drifts of snow. December brings the longest night Ann cheats the day of half its liuht , No bird-song breaks the perfect hush ; No meadow-brook with liquid gush Huns telling tales in babbling rhyino Of liberty and summer-time , Hut fiwea in its icy cell Awaits the sun to break the spell. Hreatho once upon the window-glass And see the mimic mists that pass , Fantastic shapes that go and come Forever silvery und dumb. December Santa Claus shall bring Of happy children happy king , Who with his sleigh and rein deer stops At all good people's chimney-tops. Then let the holly red be hung , And all the sweetest carols sung , While wo with joy remember them The journeys to Hothlohom , Who followed trusting from afar Tins guidance of that happy star Which marked the spot where Christ was bora Long years ago one Chrisrmas morn 1 A GIIOWINR V1OK. A writer in an eastern journal , over the nom do plume of Ivan , advocates "organised and systematic efforts to revise and purify the phraseology of the boys of our land. " "Tho time is long sineo past , " remarks this writer , "when the shocking pluuses so often henrd from the lips of the growing lad arc regarded us cuto. It is the duty of all who huvo the proper education ami future of our boys' at heart , to pay immediate attention to that which may properly bo termed a growing vice among the litllo men into whoso hands the future may plaeo so many responsibili ties. " Of whatever gender this writer may bo , he or she is not lacking in thu grit required for a laborious tusk. Thu small boy is beyond doubt an Ameri can production. There may be , and doubt less are , badly executed facsimiles ref the American article in other lands , but the imi tation and spnriousnut-s is so apparent that little claim is made in that direction by the managers of boomlets across the wave. In all things intensely American , the small boy guards with jealous eye the saercd precints of his rights , and ho need not bo expected to stand idly by and see the achievements of himself and fellows robbed of their lauroK Among * the many privileges accorded to the boy is that of adopting a lexicon peculiarly appro priate to his condition. Since u time so re- nioto that the memory of man runneth not to tlio contrary tlio boy lias been 'an important and conspicuous feature in society und this prominence has been duo not the least , to the attractiveness of his vocabulary- While not meaning to cast an obstruction in the lubor of love undertaken by Ivan , it is but common justice to u worthy class to view both sides ot what promises to develop into an Interesting combat. In the cast tire many aesthetic cars to which the phraseology of the youth Is far from being music to the soul. From this class Ivan will have little dlflleulty in securing co-laborers in the proposed re form. Hut with homo appreciative persons of the pfteto east who array themselves against this plan will bo found the many perfect types of Americans so promiscuous in the west. These , constituting foes woithy of their steel will prove valiant soldiers on the t > ! do of the juvenile. Hcforo the bar of pubjlo opinion will this cause bo tried. The nfllrmattvo will urge the need of purer phrases and moro classic language for the young bone of contention ; will refer to the shock with which all effete ears listen to the barbarous expressions of the future supports of thu nation ; will Insist that with the tramp of progress and the udvunco of clvlli/atlon the welfare of the boy of America should not bo forgotten , To all this the negative will stoutly main tain the Justice of its cause , relying perhaps upoiiconsltutlonal provisions and the precepts of the heroes of ' ; ttthut , life , liberty and the pursuit of hunplncss should bo accorded to tlio.higli unQ low ; tuut freedom of sin-ccli if. us justly ilno the juvenile as. tlio udilit ; that the liberty of the press is u'o uioro important. to the Interests of society und the welfare ot the nntiou than the free nml uncotillncd use of tongues which give to the world expres sions , at once original and useful , After all docs it npt occur to one that the world is Indebted to the snftdl boy for many phrases which aid In giving expression to thoughts where more elnssjo ones wAnld fall ! In the bright lexicon of youth there bo many valuable wordsttiu credit of their origin Is duo to this sumo small boy , und without which the most classic of reformers might full in expressing their thoughts upon necessities of occiislons. Ifi teurlag down un estab lished lexicon these reformers must provide at least u temporary mio ; for the most sun- gnmo of these persons will not expect at this day to entirely subdue und slleneo the object of their reform ; with the attempts at perpet ual motion efforts In that direction reused long since with men of balanced minds. What substitute will those reformers offer ! Will they depend upon the labored expres sions of the aesthetic ! If so , indeed Is their task a dinicult one. Fancy the boy of to-day bursting out In a classic "pshaw , " when bijt yesterday It would huvo been "rats" or "Is It possible , " Instead o ( "como off , Cully. " How the bald heads would start did they hear from the recesses of thu gods "pardon , but your vest seems u trillc high , " or "kindly evueuuto your elevated position , " or "oblige mo by stepping from the block , " or "what material Is this you uro presenting us , " would It not parulyzo the old fellows so ac customed to devouring chestnuts with a rel ish from the dome ns well as the stage ! Would not the observant stranger color i er- ceptibly to hear a representative of this much abused class remurk"obscrvo the lad.'rather than "get onto the kid1 ! What a painfully dignllled expression would bo the substitute of "the gentleman"for "his nibs. " How uwk- wurd would seem "cease this annoyance" when "cheese It. " would briefly and emphati cally slifHec. What improvement in elegance would be "tho largo and boastful lellow , " over "that grout big tough. " Hut It would be an endless labor to attempt to offer all the comparisons , in this ps in other cases certainly odious , which might be happily made In an endeavor to out line the magnitude of Ivan's task. There is no doubt of Its being n dinicult one , and the results will be awaited with Interest. A serious thought , however , occurs to one on contemplating this proposed lefnrin. In the compilation of phrases , undoubtedly ap propriate , but of questionable elegance , the child is indeed father to the man ; and ills remarkable with what readiness the child pro tern sei/cs and converts to his own use the rough nuggets of rhetoric which fall from the lips of their youthful authors. "Hats , " nn expression peculiarly juvenile , nml to many extremely disgusting , has eomo to bean an accepted word with some oC the most lit- eratu of men. Emulating from the great lex icon of boydom , It carries with it the plain odor of its author's intent in its construction , and conveys in the smallest possible langu age its meaning in the strongest possible manner. No more expressive word has jut been coined , but to obtain its strength and value it was necessary that It pass through the mint of jilvcnilo use , and fromlho mas ters of that reliuory the grown-up boys be came appreciative of its merits. So it is with nil the phrases so peculiar to the boys of our land. Their use is not confined to the liltlo authors-of their being , but find ready access to the mouths of ! tlieir ciders , who make use of them without thought of their infringement upon the rights , if not upon the morals of the lads. If Ivan und his or her coluborcrs desire to achieve substan tial results , would it not display wisdom on their part to begin with the older boys of our land and there apply the curative procens ! Through their endeavors in this direction the growing vice may bo conllncd to the class for which it seems specially ordained , and on passing the line thus established the boys of America may content themselves that they arc of "those whoso follies ceased with their youth and not of that number who uro ignorant in spite of thtfir experience. " HUIIKT UUITOW. THK WATKItWOKKS. The Fire Department Try Uio Direct Water Pi-ensure. At 3 o'clock yesterday afternoon a test of the direct water pressure was made ut the hydrants in the neighborhood of Harnoy and Sixteenth streets , these being thought to show a fuir average of the pressure through out the city. The hose carts from engine houses. ! and (1 ( were on hand , und were manned by detachments from the various fire companies , the whole being in charge of Chief Galligan , assisted by Assistant Chief Sailer and Captain Graves , of No. ( ( , und Captain Colter , of No. 5. The measurement of the streams thrown was given to City En gineer Tillson , his assistant , A. J. Grover , and transit man Charles Coleman. The no/.zles through which the water was thrown were graded in diameter from one inch to one and u quarter inches. The result indi cated what might bo oxpeetcd in the event of a llro among the high business blocks. The test was patched with interest by the mayor , thu lire commissioners , a number of liisurunru men , a few municipal ofllccr.s from the neighboring towns , and a largo number of sight-seers , whoso curiosity was only dampened when the hose was accidentally ixiinted in their direction. Shortly befoio'J o'clock the hose was at tached as follows : Two hundred feet of hose wcro laid from the hydrant at thh corner of Fifteenth und Howard streets , ISO feet from Fifteenth and Hurney , 150 feet from the Sixteenth street hydrant , between Harney and Farnam , 1.10 feet on Sixteenth street between Haraoy and How ard , and - 150 feet from the corner * of Sixteenth and Jlarney. A moment later the five streams were play ing simultaneously , and the crowd en deavored to guago their height by comparing them with the steeple of the Lutheran church. Good guesses were made , but the final result was known only to thu I'lly engineer , who gives the me.isiirments as follows : The highest stream thrown eamo from the hydrant on Sixteenth street , between Howard and Ilarney , and reached the height of l'jt : foot. Tlio lowest was from the chamber of commerce hydrant , and was only S. > feet. 'Tlio hydrant at the corner of Hurney and Sixteenth street was credited with 1W feet , that at Harnoy and Fifteenth witli 110 feet , and the ono on Fifteenth , bo.lwoon Howard undJInrney with SMi feet. The water works company were not supposed to bo uwaro that. Uio test was to bo madu and the pressure in thu mala ut the time recorded only 00 pounds to thu square inch. inch.Tlio Tlio test , which was mndc.for the benefit of some nervous insurance men , as well as for the Information of the tire foniiiiUsionnrs and the public generally , is consideied us being satisfactory. The difference in the length of the hose , und in the diameters of the MO//.ICS , left the true iiicusurmcnt of the streams thrown , in pnino degree of uncertainty. The spot sclcted for the trial is 101 feet ubovo tlio low water liver level , and 203 foot below the reservolrlovel. In the neighborhood of Hunscom Park thu level is ! 5Xl ( feet above the low water level , and only seven feet below the lovul of the reservoir , but this is not so serious as might seem at Ilia glance. In order to provide for any omergencv , in case a lire should break out in thnt neighboihood , n pumping cnglno has been pliioed at the corner of Uuit and Thlity- tilth streets , and on an alarm being sounded , an extra pressure is brought to bear on the hydrants la the vicinity , Hiiflleiont to mcot all ordinary requirements. Tlio onlcial state ment of the toil will bo brought bofoio the council at the next meeting. Tlio Police Court. In the police court yesterday the Irre pressible ioso ; MnUoy was soni up for ilvo days for drunkenness ; William Siitloy , va grant and suspicious character , tiveity ) rtuya , llrst and last eight on breadiiml water : J. W. Range , diaries Lliijplist and t.lnst.liiigor . - man t' < and cost , drunk and disorderly , The case' of Freil Drown , Eu , plclous character ! ' ' w.ib coutiuuud. ' ' - MR , TAYLOR'S ' LITTLE CAME , How Ho nnd "rionoafc" George Timmo Stand In Together. COUNTY PRINTING CONTRACT. An Attempt to Capture the Conimls * Hlonor.s I ' 'or ( lie "llenulillcnn V llcucllt Mr. O'lCi'iM'e'H KnockDown - Down That Mr. Cadet Taylor of the "never opens Ins month without patting his foot in it" Is an opinion at onoo general and uxlomutio. The "jobs" that Mr. Taylor would "put up" on an li.nocent public under the protection of his Instrument's brazen and stupid servility always prove boomerangs from the fact that the gentlcmun Is a bungler who Is liable to "go oft at half cock. " That Mr. Taylor Imagines himself the Cujser of municipal , county , und state government bus been proven by his own braying , but when ho attempts to "ring in" his schemes on the county commissioners with the assistance of "Honest George Timmo" ho should make sure that Mr , O'Keefo Is oat of thu city. Mr. Taylor attempted to capture the com missioners bodily yesterday for the iltmnclul bencllt of the Institution over which ho pre sides. Mr. Timmo proved a valuable llouton * ant , but an emphatic deeliaiitlon of Mr. O'Koofo to consent to the job did for a shoi t time ritther put u dumper upon the ardent George nnd his whispering counsellor aud friend , Taylor. Mr. Taylor desired to get a Ircsolutirn passed by the commissioners which won'd give t lils paper the county printing and to the Republican company the furnish ing of all printed blanks , stationery nml blank books , The llrst resolution offered was written in Mr. Taylor's own hand ami road us follows : "Hesolvcd , That the county clerk bo In structed to advertise for buls lor printing , stationery and blank books for I8ss. Suoli blank books shall bo bound with PUIadelphiu patent baok , in accordance with the resolu tion of this board during the past year. " The above document was passed over Mr. O'ICoefo's angry and emphatic objection , but the fact that the Hepublicuu company was the sole agent for the "Philadelphia patent back" west of the Mississippi river was Ilimlly demonstrated to Mr Mount , ami Mr. O'ICeefe's motion to rescind carried. Mr. O'ICeel'c said some rather bitter things to Messrn. Timmo , Mount and Taylor. Ho de nounced it its a conspiracy to give the county work into the hands of an irresponsi ble party who did not desuo to place them- S'lvos on an oijuul footing with other firms la the same line. Upon his suggestion the matter was hud over until Monday , when the following resolution will probably bo offered : "Kc.solved , That the county clerk in ad vertising for bids for books , blanks and sta tionery for the your ISsjJ , be Instructed to ask for the Philadelphia patent back or back equally us good on all such books as urn needed , in accordance with u resolution of this board ut time contract was let for year last past. " The above has already been drafted by Mr. Wells , clerk ot thu board. Not content with the above another effort was made by Mr. Taylor and his factotum Timmo to capture the contract for county ad vertising. Mr. Tlmme offered the following : "Kesolvcd , That the Oinubii daily papers be invited to furnish scaled propositions ouo WOOK from date for publishing the full pro ceedings of the county commissioners. " This called forth another emphatic remon strance from Mr. O'Keefe. He demanded that only mutters rcliitiu. ' ? to tlio nuances of the county should bo published us nu adver tisement , and that the circulation of the vari ous papers should bo taken into considera tion. tion.Mr. Mr. Timmo then pocketed the resolution and loft tlio room occupied by Taylor. Mr. O'ICeofo at that time witu the only commis sioner left and soon after Mr. Timmo's de parture was called nwoy for u short timo. When ho returned he found the following resolution on his desk , signed by Messrs. Timmo und Mount , uud consequently it must go upon record us the action of the county commissioners : Hesolvcd , That the Omaha daily papers bo instructed to furnish sealed proposals ono week from date for publishing the financial proceedings of the county commissioners , also including all other advertisements , and that all bills will be allowed after January only once u month , according to appropria tion ordinance to be published. The board of commissioners reserve the right to rojeetuny or all bids. This Mr. O'Keefo denounces ns a trick. Ho claims that it is un Injustice to Douglas county , nud on Monday will , in open session , demand that an amendment bo inserted , cull ing upon till proprietors of dully papers mule- ing a bid for the udvei Using , to submit a sworn statement showing the circulation of their Journals. Mr. Cadet Taylor seems to have nn idea that ho can do us ho may see lit with the com missioners. The other day he sent u pauper to Mr. O'Kcofo with a note requesting truns- portation to Chicago. This the commissioner refused to honor , us it was not signed bv two citi/ens us required by the statute. Mr. Taylor said to Mr. O'Keefo Unit ho could get Mr. Timmo to grant the request irrespec tive of his ( O'Kcefo1) ) opinion. Tills whole controversy is due , according to Mr. O'Konl'o's statement , to the negligenceol County Clerk Needlmni. He should huvo asked for bids to bo submitted on or before December 1. Tills ho failed to do , and thus gives Mr. Taylor und Mr. Timmo un excellent chance to get in their work. It is un open .secret that Taylor assisted Timmo during the recent campaign and that Timmo's influence was traded in advance to the Kepnblic.m for tlio printing patronage. This explains the Intimacy between Cadet Taylor and ' 'Honest" Qcorgo Timmc. UNDKIl A IIOHKK'S HEAD. How tin ; Smith Murder Wan Commit ted at Scot in l > y Qiilnn. The murder for which u party named John Qninn Is wanted by the olllcials of Greely county , in this state , and for the supposed commission of which a man Is now held by the police authorities of this city , llko nearly all the others In Nebraska the porpo- trjitorsof which have never been brought to justice , was most premeditated and cowardly. It was committed on tlio li.lth of last July in a camp ot Mallory .t Cushing's , the railroad contractors , who wei e then building the H. , t M. branch of the Lincoln & Hluolc Hills road. It was in the evening. Tlio murderer was John ( Jiilim , the ni'ht ( watchman , and the murdeicd man was Charles Smith , the foreman of the work. Quinii had been drinking during the dav , but Smith was sober. The latter ordered IJuinn to pump some water , us was his duty , for UbO next day , und Oiilnn replied that ho if ho would. Smith offered to give him souio assistance , but without Inducing Oiilin to icccdo from his firm position. Some words passed between them and they separated , Smith leading his horsu uii to the trough to let the animal drink , While stand ing at Ills horse's head , with Urn bridio in one of Ins hands , QuInn htolo up cautiously on the other side of the boast and going around to Uio animal's head , reached under Its neck and plunged a largo knlfo lut Smith's side , indicting a largo wound. Smith WHS u powerful man and instantly attacked Quinn , with whom ho otruggleil uiitll ho became faint from loss of blood. Sovpr.il men saw the light from u distance and ran to the rescue , but only foui.d Smith t in u dying condition , Qulnn having made his escape , Smith was carried to St Paul for 1 ! surgical attendance , but died on the 2HU , the bccond day after His Btabbiry. The following permits wcro issued yoHcr- day by Superintendent WhltloUc : C. W. Kaiuey , addition to store , 15111 JJodgo . V110 Mux.l. liuflir , buni , Woolwurtb and M3th . 1M O. K. Miiyne , fdur barns , .Mtli war I'ratt . . . . . . . . . - - . . 1,100 M. UasmuHson , cottage , ii.Jtli ain.1 Ue- catur. . , . > . . . . 5"0 K. Miller. iMrponUThliop , Uv.md a\x-- iino nml rYmich . t . Ti'M ' 13. MHorlcOlUrflvl'1ri.ini1h ! nearOruiUl uvcnuu.V. . . . . , . . . . . , . , , . . . i. . . . . . . . . , WX ) Six permits i\frcjatt \ ( ; jf. . " ' > ; . .iv"'I ' , ' ' ' ; ' ' ' . ' ' , ' ' . . . . ' . . J" - . ' ' . . . . -'I : i . * . " ' " . . ' .