THE OMAHA DAILY BEE : SUNDAY , SEPTEMBER 18. 1887.-TWELVE PAGES. Il INDENTS OF MATRIMONY , An * Everv-Day Story Wedded at the 1 County Fair , THE ROTHSCHILD WEDDING. * Married and Imprisoned An Act roan' Wedding Love Triumphant Bnnhrul Ilrlilcfrrooma Scenes at Old Trinity. An Everyday Story. Qciiroc ir iUifrly. 'Mfq was so humdrum 'neath vlllnM trees , And a lassie was coy and hard to please , So no took the gold fever and went o'er the , seu. Faraway then hesalled.to a lane that seemed fair , And the whole of his fortune lie bore with htm there , A pair of strong arms and a stress of brown hair. Toll was all vanity , life hard and stern. And he thought of the farm , and the silvery burn , And the Insslo he loved , and lie longed to re turn. n a sweet English village , ono glad sum mer day , „ A fond mother's heart la slnplng away. And a dear little lasalo no longer nays "Nay. " Wedded at the Fair. Chicago Herald : The third day of the nnnunl fair and exposition of the Wiscon sin Industrial association at Rncino at tracted the largest tittondnnco scon at the fairgrounds this year. The sensa tional feature of the any was the nnvr- riiigo of Jabez Deresford and Mary Augusta VVeob , who were wedded at the fair grounds. The association offered a f 00 set of furniture to any couple con senting to be married at the fair , and Horesford and his bothrothed realized their opportunity to nohiove fame and a furniture set , at the same tlmo avoiding the customary fco to the parson. The marriage took place In front of the grand stand at 11 o'clock in the morn ing. A platform was erected , decorated with evergreens and surmounted by a gilded yoke , from which depended two nooses of evergreens. The improvised sanctuary looked like a fancy gallows , dreat crowds had gathered around the grand stand in anticipation of the event. Shortly bcforu 11 a brass band began to play dolorous music of a funeral-march style , and word was passed that the couple was en route. The crowd in creased till nearly everybody on the grounds was in the viciuiuy of the grand stand , trying to get a view of the happy pair. The band relented and changed the tune to a lively air as Jabez and Augusta drove up in an open carriage. They were greeted with cheers , and with great self-possession passed in front of the grand stand to the platform. Jabez helped his bride up the stops , and both struck attitudes under the yoKo. Miss Webb is n nice-looking young woman about twenty years old. She is a blonde and has a pleasant face and a neat fig ure. She was quite prettily dressed in purple velvet and white silk , surmounted by n heliotrope ! bonnet. She comes from Antloch , 111. IJeresfora is a farmer of Hickory , Lake county , 111. Ho has a pood-humored face , and is prepossessing In appearance. Ills costume consisted mainly of white kid gloves. The cere mony was performed by Justice Hoyera of Iluoino , who has only ono arm , but ho tied the knot us well and quickly as if ho had half a dozen. Jabez punctured the final sentence with a kiss on his bride's check a kiss that could bo heard nil over the grounds. The osculation was the flignal for a burst of apuliiuso and loud cheers , auiid which and the con gratulations of many well wishers Mr. and Mrs. Uorcsford Jmnpod into their carriage ntid were driven away. The set of furniture was sent after them , and Jabez and Mary Augusta have the satis faction of knowing their wedding was more largely attended than any ever celebrated in Wisconsin. Heresford told the Herald reporter that ho saw the nssociation's advertisement in a paper , nnd thought it a good plan to make that much furniture easily , and as Mary was willing , they volunteered. . The Rothaohlld Wedding. Purls Correspondence : There have been a number of fashionable marriages in the course of the week , nnd among the number was one which dragged so long that every one said it was "high time when it wus announced. I moan the wedding of Mile. Heloue do Roth schild and the Belgian cavalry otlicor. Ilo is rich in names , but until she became - came his wife bocould | not boast of being rich in worldly gear. The style and titles of the great heiress in question nro liaron Stephen van Nyovolt , ynn Iliinr , van Zuylen , He is quito genuine , liclglnns nro generally what they look ami sot up to bo. Hia wealthy bride worships him , and I dare say she will reoftain satisfied with horbur&am. Her relatives are furious , and find fault with lier for not having chosen a more intel lectual husband. They forgot that she was shut out from most things which induce - duce a tastu for mental superiority. The men who had climbed to eminence by their talents , and whom she was allowed to see , were all of the fogy ago and patriarchs. The marriage of the baron so rich m "vans" and of the lady so rich in gold did not take place with the accompani ment of bell , music and candle light , it liaving been by special dispensation sol- unmixed or. rather , got through in the dingy little sacristy of St. llonoro il'Kylan. This was because the bride iliil not renounce Judaism and get bap- ti/.tul. A priest cannot marry a Jew or Jewess to a Christian before an altar , and ho can only join their hands with maimed rights in the sa cristy by special dispensation from the pope. The ecclesiastic who blessed the llolgian baron nnd thu heiress on this occasion was Bishop Sis- Eon. I like to sco n bride go from the Internal homo with all the triumphal circumstance of white satin nnd orange blossoms , aud followed by a long train ol brilliantly dressed and sympathizing friends. There was nothing of this ixl the triple "van" nnd Rothschild marri ngo. But there was that admirable thing without which every bridal is n poor pair a bride's face expressing ttu most entire confidence in the man fllu had resolved to take , for better or foi worse , against the long-kopt-up opposi lion of the powerful tribe to which sbi belonged by birth. The position of the bridegroom ai Brussels is a good one. Ho is it brother Ill-law of M. Van do Voldodo van Zuylen whoso name is familiar to every reado ; of thu Independence Beige , or any cthoi Brussels paper. Yteconito Louis di Thury , ono of the bride's witnesses , be loujrs to the most clerical of the Fauboun St. tierniain families. Mr. Saudford , tin other witness , is an American , and wa in diplomacy. I think , seeing that tin newly married baroness is ono of tin greatest heiresses of the day , it is wol both for her and the baron that she ha taken her own course in getting mar ricd and broken with her tribe In doini so. She will obstinately , if she ha womanly pride , shut her eyes to his Uttl faults nnd keep down her own whim nmi humors when indulgence in then might tend to weaken the bond whicl holds them together. The best wives nr thoao who have raado a choice ngulns strenuous oppositiou from their own rel ntives. The reason is that they wouli not for the world expose themselves t bo reminded of till the evil that was pro dieted of their willfulness before the plunged into the slavery ot the ring. . Married and ImprUnnotl ly ) a "Count1 . ' . New. York Journal : That was.a strung case which was unearthed porno time ago in Florence , Italy , by Mr. A. Schnylor Crosby , who was then United States consul - sul at that place , says the Indianapolis Journal. Ono day ho was conducting a party of Americans through the principal places of interest In the city , and among the places visited was the insane asylum. As the party was going through the wards ono of the Inmates of the institu tion suddenly called out to Mr. Urosb ? : Oh , sir , yon nro an American , are you not ? ror God's sake como hero and lis ten to my story. " Mr. Crosby went to the cell from whence the piteous appeal came , and saw before the oars a woman much emaciated but apparently sane. He listened to her story , and , after mak ing inquiries , set himself to work to pro- euro her release , In which ho succeeded after a great deal of trouble. The woman's story was as follows : She was born in Mobile , Ala. , of wealthy parents , and being attractive in appearance she had n number of suitors for her hand in marriage. One day an Italian came to the city. Ilo was linild- some nnd wrote the prefix count before his name. Ho soon got himself intro duced into the best circles of Mobile so ciety , ana by his pleasing and courte ous bearing became a great favorlto among the ladies of this place. Ho be came n constant visitor at the house of Miss , the subject of this story , nud intimacy began to ripen Into love on the part of the girl. Her parents did not approve of the match , but the handsome Italian portrayed trayed In glowing terms the wealth of his affection for her and the beauties of the lovely Florentine homo which ho wished her to become the mistress of. At last hla entreaties were successful , and the young girl was married to the "count" secretly. When the girl's parents hoard of It they wore enraged. Her father refused to have anything to do with her , nnd , in stead of giving her the fortune ho hod intended to be tiers , settled on her a sum of | 2,000 a year. The young couple started for Europe , but it soon became apparent to the wife- that her husband was not only not in love with her , but that his only object in marrying her waste to procure her fortune , ana having failed in that through the auger of her father , he had no more use for her. Shortly after reaching Florence the count had three physicians called in and tho\v made an examtnatiqn of the young girl , much to her surprise and terror. On the following day a covered wagon came to the door ana she was told to got insido. She tainted , nnd when , she re covered she found herself in an insane asylum. There she remained for over two years , until she was found by Mr. Crosby. Meanwhile the husband , who had caused her incarceration , wrote homo to the girl's parents that she was very sick ana described the expense ho was putting himself to in order to take proper care of the girl ho loved so well. The father was too proud to allow him to bear the full expense of his daughter's cxnonso under the circumstances , and the annual remittances continued to como along. The count paid $500 to the keeper of his wifeand , lived in good style on the remaining $1,500. As soon as the news reached Mobile of the trno state of affairs , however , the remittances sud- ponly stopped and the young girl was received home with open arms. The count is still living in Florence , but ho has to resort to other means of earning a living. Marriage of Actresses. Rochester ( N. Y. ) Democrat : One of the most celebrated marriages of an actress in the United States was that of Julia Dean. She was , about thirty years ago , what Mary Anderson is to-day the most popular of all women on the stage. She married Dr. Paul Hayne , of South Carolina. Ho wus a son of Senator Hayne , whoso great debates with Web ster nro renowned. But he was poorand thn stage career of his wife was not in terrupted by marriage. They did not live happily together. She made a Cal ifornia tour with the most satisfactory results. In 18CO she was divorcedand in 1807 she married James Cooper. She died in the city of Now York. Hayno is in San Francisco , practicing medicine. Mrs. John Hoey , known as Mrs. Uussoll , of forty years ago , was , bctoro Miss Kingdon's marriage with Gould , perhaps the wealthiest lady who over married from the stage. She married John llocy , now the principal man ot the Adams' express company , the owner of Long Branch and the possessor of great wealth in Now York. Ijova Triumphant. LouisTillo Courier-Journal : Thomas Lewis and Miss Ida Maupin , residing near Magnolia , m Laruo county , eloped to Jcfibrsonvillo yesterday morning and were married by Justice Lee at Strauss' hotel. For sometime the attentions ol Lewis to Miss Mauphm have been objec tionable to her father. Last Monday Mr. Mauphin was called away from homo on business to remain until yester day. Strict orders wore given the girl'K mother to keep a close watch on her , aud during the absence of Mr. Mauphiu the mother and daughter occupied the same bed. To prevent the yonng lad } from slipped away , a stout cord was nightly attached to the wrist of each , Lewis watched the house every night , but when Friday night dawned no op portunity had been offered for eloping with his sweetheart. A scheme to induce her to intend church near by was con voyed by Miss Mauphin by a young Iulj : friend. The plan worked well , and after the services , OP ono pretext or another , Mrs. Mauphin was kept up until she was BO sleepy that when she retired she for got to take the usual precaution. Shortly after midnight the dash for liberty was made to where Lewis was in wuitinc with a buggy. An uneventful trip foi lowed to this city by train from tin nearest station. From hero they crossci to Jofforsonvillo and wore quickly mar ried. Bashful Bridegroom. Rochester , ( N , Y. ) Herald : A justici of the peace in Saratoga county recently joined n pair'who wrro so ercbarrassot that they hardly know what they won doing. The man worn a white straw hat which ho whirled on his tingor befon the ceremony began. When told t < stand up he jumped before the justice with great alacrity. For a few moment ho did not know what to do with his hat but finally found his way out of the dii iiculty by putting it between his knees This was too much for the bride.Vitl \ the handle of her parasol she caught th hat , pulled it from its position , and then abashed at her audacity , dropped ha and parasol to the lloor. The same justice tells astory of anotho couple who came to bo married. Th man was dreadfully puzzled , and with out realizing the act pulled a cigar fror hm pocket and began twirling it around When that portion of the ceremony wa reached where bride and groom joi : hands he happened to have ths cigar i his right hand. What to do with ho ciga ho apparently did not know. The jus tlco paused a ruinuto , nnd then again d ! reeled tlio pair to join hands. By thi time the poor fellow's cmbarrassmeij was painful. Ho gtivo one agonizin look at the justice of the peace and Blue tlio cigar in his mouth. Before the cen mony could bo concluded tbo justice hate to take the cigar from between the man lips. Very Bllxed ItclatlonBhlpu. Baltimore American : A rare nnd cat tious mixture by marnago and inte ; marrnigo between two well-known Ian ilics of Uahwav and Flalniiold , N. J.\vr further mixed last week by the union t Joseph W. Savage of Ruhway , wit Susan C. Pike , of i'lainlicld. The grooi is the son of ex-Mayor Joseph Savagi His father was married thrco time Noah W. Pike , tflo father.of thh bride t 'l\st : week , hus.been'twice married. 'Th first wife of Mr. Pike was the daughter of ex-Mayor Savogo b ; his first wifo. The second , wife of Mr. Savage was the sister of Mr. Tike. The son married last week was born of the second marrmgo , nnd became the husband of the daughter of Mr. Pike by his first marriage. Thus ex-Mayor Savage was Mr. Pike's brotber-ln-lnw ex-Mayor Savage's daughter , by marry ing Mr. Pike , became sister-in-law to her own father : Young Joseph Savage , being the son of Mr. Pike's sister , is his nephew being the half-brother of Mr. Pike's first wife , ho Is also his brother-in- law , and by his marriage last week to Mr. Plko's daughter , became his son-in- law. Thus Air. Piks is uncle and brother- to his son-in-law ; aud the recent brido. Mrs. Joseph W. Savage , is cousin and nicco to her husband , und consequently her own mint. Waddings In Old Trinity * Now York Sun : Assistant Sexton Pat terson was sitting comfortably tilled backward upon two legs of n stool , the other morning , just Inside the south door of Trinity church. "Speaking of wed dings. " ho said , "wo got lots of them hero. People like to get marrind in old Trinity you know. Everybody that spunks English has heard of the church , and folks like to tell their neighbors they wore married hero. Why. bless you , when they got to bo granumams they will pat their children's children on the head and say. 'Your grandpa nud I wcro married in Trinity church. ' And then It's really the finest place in thu world to get married in , nnyhow. Its so solemn and still hero , every surround ing is so beautiful , the very air is awe some , the light comes through the windows dews softened and tinted , and the organ sounds so wonderful , interrupting the softened noises from thu street. 1 don't wonder they like it. "We have two or three weddings a day hero sometimes. Then again , wo have but two or three a week , and souic weeks wo don't have any. | "All kinds of people get married here. Some como from way oil'on purpose for it. We had a couple from Philadelphia yesterday and not long ago an English lady that was hero visiting got married. She said sho'd stay single but what she'd bo married m Trinity , Her sister was married here , and she would be , too. A southern congressman dropped in hero once , and was married off-hand , just as if It was nothing to him. They generally make arrangements before hand with ths head sexton. "What do they give the minister ? Oh , $10 for the minister and sexton together. That's the regular fco , but sometimes they give a great deal more. Dr. Diy marries folks sometimes here , but not the stray couples that I've boon talking about. No ono hears of half the weddings iu this church. " First Foreign Wedding In Corcn. The Corean correspondent of the Japan Mail writes as follows from Seoul on the 8th of July : The first foreign wedding iu Seoul to9k place July 5 , 1887. The parties forming the union wcro the Uev. D. A. Hunker , one of the teachers in the royal Coroan college , established a year ago. nnd Miss Annie Ellers , physician to her majesty the queen. All the foreign residents of the capital wore presentand some of the native officials. The pre sents to the bride were many and various , the richly aud beautifully embroidered screens sent by thn queen attracting a great deal of attention. Prince Min Ypng Ik , who a year ago loft for China in. such great haste , re turned a short time ago with n few more ideas of reform. Ono of these is to dress the soldiers according to foreign style , and to do away with the rank of kulso. The kulso is a soldier ono gradn above the ordinary rank , and attached as a special cuard of honor to native officials nnd foreign legations. There nro 3,000 of these iu the country , and the idea is to maUc them serviceable to the govern ment , rather than to individuals , in case ot necessity. A Mayor Who Married lllnisolr. Galignani's Messenger : The tribunal of Sarlat , Dordognc , has just annulled the marriage of the mayor of small com mune in that district. A few weeks ago the official referred to gave notice of Ins Intention to marry his sister-in-law , a pretty brunette of twenty summers , and it was understood that the deputy mayor would preside at the ceremony. On ar riving at the Maine the bride and the bridegroom waited some time , but ns the deputy mayor failed to bo punctual and the prospectivoiy happy couple had been threatened with hostile demonstrations , the mayor thought it would be as well to proceed with his own marriage in pro- prin persona. lie got rather flurriedand forgot to go through some of the legal formalities. Hut all's well that ends woll. The disunited spouses are to be married iu a few days. Afternoon Wnddinga. Chicago Tribune : Afternoon weddings are now of far mere frequent occurrence in England than weddings in the fore- noon/not only among ultra-fashionablo people as heretofore , but among society in general. The advantages of this change are numerous , and convenience , economy and sociability may be ranked among them , Under the head of conven ience may first bo mentioned the strain that is now taken off a bridal party as re gards the hour of arrival at the church , and when the dlsianco was considerable this strain was the more acutely foil , and the fear of not being in time was the up permost thought in the minds of most brides when completing their bridal toilets , n state of perturbation not calcu lated to engender an unruflled demeanor on this important occasion. Marriage of thn t'ope' * Nicco. According to the Pans correspondent of The Daily News , the pone's third nicco , Slgnorma Maria Pccci , is soon tc bo married to Count Maroni , a noble guard of his holiness. A considerable part of the trousseau has been ordered in Paris , through a French lady who often winters in Koine. The pope give it , and also the dowry , which is not , mconslder- able 4,000. His holiness has three nephews and nieces. The eldest nephew is a country gentleman nt the family seal of Cttrpineti. The second is a noble guard. Thu third married a South Ameri can lady of brilliant expectations. Twc of the nieces nro married to Italiac noblemen of family und good fortune. Enriched by Mfirrlngm , Ocean Grove ( N. J. ) , Corr. Now Yorl Herald : Among the familiar faces uni figures that can bo seen any day on th < sands hero is thnt of Kcv. Dr. John T Dobblns.tho "Pastor Schneider" of Camden don , N. J. Dr. Dobbins , like Pastoi Schneider , "tho Second avenue joiner , ' as ho is sometimes called , has got ricl by marrying people. For over two yean Dr. Dobbins has averaged 175 marriage ! estimated that ho has joined in the hoi : bonds of matrimony no less than 5,00 ! couples. Most of thorn came from Pcnn sylvama , Philadelphia contributing thi greatest number. A friend of the doctor' who ought to know claims that the aver nge foe paid him uy the groom is mori than t < 5. Ho estimates Dr. Dobbin' earnings in marriage fees , however , n 135,000 since January , 188U. The luck- preacher is known to have received ovc f 00 in ono week for tying the matri mouial knot. He lives quietly , is a mai of simple tastes , and is seemingly enjoy/ / 11Ing his brief respite from marrying am r- advising young couples just starting ou In llfo. is Df Hosehudsln a Divorce Halt. th Minneapolis Journal ; The dreary me tu notony of a divorce case was draggini 0. its soiled length along iu Judge Hicfc 0.S. . court yesterday. Tbo woeful contest S.3f ants were listening -eagerly , when- 10 broadiliouldercd youth en torcd the room with a young lady on his arm. Ho wus overflowing with toy. His face was constantly wreathed lu smiles which seemed to fill the gloomy court room. She was happy , too bashfully , surreptitiously happy and she looked bashfully from behind horstalwart lover's arm. They wanted to bo tnnrrlod. The divorce suit was suspended at otico , for the court will stop unmaking marriages to make ono nt any time. The ceremony was performed. The young man drew out a | 5 bill and placed it bcforn the judge. With the brightest smile and n speech as gallant as a Chesterfield could make ho presented it to the brido. The little lady accepted the money , nnd with n , quick , graceful movement she drew the boquot of roses from her bosom and placed it before the judge. With a bow ho received the rosebuds , and a few mo ments later ho returned to the divorce suit , but the sweet odor pervaded thu dingy court-room all that day. 1M.P1UT1BS. The devil will play his last card on judg ment day. but Gabriel will trumpet. A man may scoff at religion and laugh at the pleadings of a revivalist , but It takes but a very slight cold to bring him to his sneeze. She Freddie , how often have 1 told you not to play with your soldiers on Sunday' . ' Ilo Ves , but mamma , this Is a religious war. Itev. Mr. Fisher committed sulcldo because ho failed to take a tUureo of doctor ot phllo- .souliy. Ills philosophy was not developed tea a great decree. A paper In CroteXpb.prlnts the announce ment that the pastor of the ConRrugutlonal church will not preach for a month under the headlnir "Uully , If True. " "Llttlo boy , " said a country minister , who was ou his way to church , "what do you sup pose your father would say If he should find you hero fishWii ; on the Sabbath dayV" "Ho would ask mo wet luck I was havln V A country clergymen was boast Ing of having been educated at two colleges. "You remind me , " paid an axcrt divine , "of an Instance - stance I Icnow of a calf that sucked two \VhatwasthoconsrquonceV" \ asked a third person. "Why , sir , " icplled the old gentleman very gravelv , "tho consequence was tiat ! he was a very preat calf I" Captain Leroy , late leader of the salvation army In St. Paul , well-known as "Happy llarrv , " and a vigorous oxhorter'and tain- bourfno player , has jrlven up eTHHKellilug , and now Is a waiter lu a variety theatre In Chicago. Ho serves beer with great skill.and anil says that there's more money In that work than trying to convert folks. "Now , children , " said the Sunday school teacher , who hail been Impressing upon the minds of her pupils the tenors ot Mituro punishment , "If any ot vou have anything on your minds , any trouble that you would like to nsk mo about , 1 will clad I y toll you all 1 can. " Thnrc was no response for some tlmo. At lenu'th n little fellow on tlie other end of the bench raised his hand and t > id : "Teacher I've cot a question. " "Well , what Is It ? " "Ef you wits me , an' had a stubbed too , would ye tin it up In a rair with armkor onto It or would yon Jos l st it e ° ' > ' ' ' MODES FOR M12N. Shaving nines and complete tollnt sets of oxidized silver are very much in vo ue and not easily tarnished. The covert coat will bo worn more or less. They will bo made of cloth a shade or two darker than last season's. An attractive pin for a gentleman's scarf Is a miniature sword , perfect In all Its de tails , with a handsnmely jeweled hilt. Umbrella handles arc of silver deeply grained with acid , and represent In relief sporting and coaching designs. They are very beautiful and novel. For morning suits vests will bo cut a trifle higher , with step roll and a fo\v without col lars. The sack coats will bo cut straight front and have four buttons. The cutaway coat will bo made of black or blue-grav diagonal , and will have three but tons. The cdgo will bo flat-braided. The vest will bn of same material , and the trousers ot striped or check plaid. Frock coats will bo made of soft , line diagonals or perhaps of easy baskets. Thny will be silk faced and flat braided , and will have four buttons. They will be made a trille lonser than last season , possibly two Inches , but no more. The most 'popular overcoat will bo the sliiKlo-breasted fly front. They will be made of beavers , wide. , wove di.igoimls aud ker seys. The width of shoulders has been In creased , as In all coats. They are made up soft , however , with no wadding. The Ii aim 103 of walking sticks this fall will bo very much1 lighter than those of last season and will ha of simple shapes. The latest design Us of a gunulne chamous horn heavily silvered , the stick being of uialacca , and ot lighter weight than heretofore. The Kncllsh Derby Grosvenor Is the most popular hat for fall. It has n brim of 1 % Inches , and Is f > luches high , with a heavy roll. The silk Imt ? are not quite so high as last season's ; thu brim , 1 % Inches , has more roll. The Kuglish cloth caps are rapidly in creasing in popularity. Trousers of'fan6y ' white and plaid cheviot will bo worn during the season , with coat and vest of black cheviot : coat shaped to the form. Trousers will not be creased , and the happv medium In size will bo About twenty Inch kuee and seventeen inch bottom. Fancy vests In figures of entirely different material will bo worn with sack coats. Notwithstanding the arguments used for and against the sack dress coat they are bound to come Into popularity , and the more prominent tailors on the avenue have al ready received large orders for them. For wear at a stag party nothing could be more desirable. They are cut a trlllo longer than alounze coat , are of diagonal , nnd have a roll collar and are faced with corded silk. Dress coats will bo made of fine diagonals , the diagonal scarcely perceptible. They will be cut a trifle longer than last season and will have the shawl collar. The dress vest will be cut U shaped not quite so much , however , as the past season , and will have tour buttons close together. They will bo made of spotted or embroidered silk and white. Thn trousers will bo made of the same material as the coat and will havo. lu some rases , a strlpo of embroidery down the side of the leg. The dress coat will be faced with silk. HH1GHT " " said the . teacher "Johnny , .Sunday-school , "what Is our duty to our neighbors'.1" "To ask 'em to tea soon as they got settled , " said Johnny. A Duluth four-vear-old hopeful who was receiving an apnllratlou of the corrective rod looked up to his offended mother , who had told him of his prehistoric whereabouts , ana said : "O , mamma , I wish Pd staid tu heaven. " Little two-voar-old Hubert at the breakfast table the other day heard his father and mother ccxlmngo the compliments of tin morning with their guests until ho could stand It no longer , and Interrupted them with : "Papa , let mo tell my 'lory now. J wantsomo hash. " A legal gentleman has two llttlo boys who have been visiting their Kramlfather's plan tation In the south , and lu boyish fashion one day they were speculating on their future turo fortunes. "I'm golnz to bo a farmer , " said one. "and raise lots of cotton. " "Woll , ' said the other. "I'm going to bo a lawyer like papa , and steal It all away from you. " A wee maiden , as many other small clill dren have done , had the misfortune to fal down stairs the other day , and , In landing al the foot , that part of the anatomy common ! ) denominated thn "funny bone" came In contact - tact with tlio wall with more foice than wa calculated to make acornfortablo Impression On being picked UD and asked If she \va ; hurt she rubbed her arm for a moment am said : "No , but my elbow is awful dizzy. " A llttledot of Duluth's feminine humanltj who has not yet learned to put all the cor ners ou the Kngllsh language , went on i Sunday school picnic excursion up the baj this week. At dinner she was given an adul piece of custnrd pie , and In her Infantih gyiatlous succeeded In tailing down and get ting a plaster cast of her hand. Ulslng wltl milled feelliws and dishevelled locks , sin lifted tlio unfortunate member to the attltud of Invocation and exclaim * * ! , "Mamma , taki this cussed plo. " There Is a clover lad In town who will go his Ilvlug In this world and no mistake. Fo playing truant maternal authority cut off hi supper. Casting ono fond look to the an t hoi ess of his existence , he pausud at the door t K\y : "Mother , I am going to die , and when am nu more , 1 wish the doctor to cut me ope : and look In my stomach. " The materna heart was filled with awful forebodings , an the maternalvoice asked What It meant. " wish It to be known1 ! ho answered , "that died of starvation. This was enough. Th email boy retired to his llttlo bed gorged t repletion. ' , . . FOUND AND LOST A FORTUNE Tough Struggle of the Discoverer of the How York Oil Fields , O. P. TAYLOR'S RISE AND FALL. How the Plucky Old Man Poshed For ward Over Obstacles and Died at the First Dawn of HncccsB. "I see Professor Orton ngroos with Dee Smith that neither oil nor gas will bo found near Omaha , " remarked a rather seedy looking iridlvidual who was standing at the corner of Fifteenth and Farnaiu streets yesterday. "Well , I don't believe a word that these professional geologists say. I'm an old driller my. self and I 'learned my trade1 under old O. P. Taylor. "Who Is O. P. Taylor ? Didn't you ever hear of him ! Why , ho was the man who discovered the Now York oil Holds , and ho was a dandy. Ho didn't bellovo in any science , excepting such as ho had himself. Ho ran a cig.ir factory in Wellsyille , N. Y. , for a good many years , and had saved considerable slutF. Well , when the excitement over the big wells in the Bradford Hold began to die out , old Taylor got it into his head that the coun try needed more oil and that ho was the man to discover it. So ho started out to look for a location and to lease lands. Pretty soon ho struck a site that suited him , aud ho went to work and leased every bit of land for miles around. He didn't take any partners , but went it alone , and when ho had got nil the land that there was to bo had ho started to drill his lirst well. Ho nailed it Triangle No. 1 , for ho had an ideu that if the first well didn't strike a good third sand , ho would operate in triangles until he struck the oil belt , which ho was dead sure nm somewhere in that neighborhood. "Well , down went Triangle No. 1 , nml there were good indications that it was in the right spot. But when the well wus down to about the right depth , along came some Standard Oil fellows and 'fixed' ' the drillers. So they put up a job on old O. P. , and , although there was oil , they plugged up the hole so It only showed up for two or three barrels. Then ho started in on Triangle No. 2 , and had the same game played on him. Triangle No. ! ) came out just the same. "By this time Taylor's tobacco busi ness had gone to the dogs and most all his money was in holes in the ground. But he wasn't discouraged. Ho started another well , mortgaging his business and disposing of all the real estate ho had. That well came in just like the others. Then he pawned his wife's jew elry and began to bore once more. How ho did cuss every time a well came in dry ! Ho was the very worst cussor I over know , and the air was bluer than a whctstono when ho would open up on his luck , the Standard Oil company and the world in general. "Finally ho ran out of funds and couldn't raise another dollar. Every body palled him a crazy nrank , a fool and everything else they could think of. But the old man kept on , plugging away by himself. Ho couldn't hire any drillers , for ho couldn't p-iy. The world seemed dead nut against him , nml ho couldn't find a friend who would speak a kind word for him. His long , curly hair began to got gray , nnd ho had a dejected , worn- out look. His everlasting grit , though , held out. "Finally ho wandered to tlinliitlo town of Hichburg , away off the railroad , sur rounded by the big hills of Allcgany county , nu'l there he talked some farmers into boliovingr that there was oil under their lauds. Ho put in his experience , they put in the money , and down went another well. During all these years Taylor had learned a few things , and when the hole began to get down in the neighborhood of third sand he never left the derrick. Kvery time the sand-pump came up lie was there to see what it had. He used to make the drillers shut down nights , and ho would screw on a cap over the hole and sleep with his head on it , oven though there was snow on the ground. He had made up his mind to have no 'monkey-work'and there wasn't any. any."One day In March the drill got into third sand , and when the pump showed up you ought to have seen O. P. dance and swear. It was better than a circus and the happiest moment of his life. The news of the strike quickly spread , and when the well was ready to shoot the little town was tilled with thousands of oil men. Taylor was fairly crazy , and after the torpedo had exploded and shown up a gusher of sevonty-five bar rels ho was the hero of the occasion. Everything mean that had been said about him was taken back , for the crazy crank was now a millionaire and had made fortunes for land owners through out the county. "But O. P. was a millionaire only in expectation. After ho had proved that he was right about oil in Allcgauy county , ho had nothing further to keep him up. Hard work had ruined hie health , and before ho had beirnn to real ize his good fortune ho was taken with a hemorrhage and died. The whole countj turned out to his funeral and the papers printed tender obituary notices , bul merciless creditors swallowed up whal little the old man had loft , and the for tunes made in the New York oil ficlil have gone into strangers' pockets. " EDUCATIONAL The now laboratory at Valp.costim ; ST.l.OOO Is nearly finished , it was designed by K. S IMht , pf Now York city. Miss Klalno ( Joodalo and Miss Dura Ke.ii Goodnlo will spnml the comlnij winter a Smith college , Northampton , Mass. Miss Gate , oC the Milwaukee Training school , considers the newspaper more im portant In geographical work than any tex book. The will of Miss Dorothea L. Dix loaves t ( Harvard college many valuable flags am parchments given hur by the United State ! government. Mrs. Jessie P. JJarnes , of Brooklyn , ha been elected a member of thu faculty o Washington college , Irving , Cal. , to taki charge of UIB department of music , The Nashvlllo American expects irrea' ' things of the gradual Introduction of Indus trial education Into the southern schools. Tin system has already gained a firm foothold li Vftiiderbllt university. Ira Davenport has recently cndowrd i scholarship lu Hamilton college for the ben clitot woithy young men who are graduate of the llavcrllng academy , tin academic d partmont of the Bath , N. Y. , public schools The Columbia university freshman win has tiled from Injuries received In a "can rush" with the sophomores has left behind lesson which ought not to bo lost upon college lego students or college faculties. All the housework of Wellesley college I done by the students , who devote to It fottj livn minutes out of the twenty-four hours There are JJOO girls , and every girl Is tralne to do ono kind of work , ana to do It qulckl and well. Co-operation saves a vast deal o tlmo aud labor. 0 Winter or summer the French schoolbo rises at & In the morning , or , rather , he 1 supposed to do BO. The first bull rings at a. m. to tell him he Is to get up , a aecoud on rings at 5:23 : to Inform him that In live mil utes he must be down , and a third bull c 5'W : oDJoins him to leave the dormitory. In every southern state agricultural Tun mechanical schools have becu establishes Louisiana has twenty-one Industrial school ! in which 3,1'JO bovs are Instructed In medial leal branches. There Is a crowing deslr among the boys of the south to lear mechanical trades. At Oxford , Ohio , quito a number of whit puptlt left school lust week upon finding that ( tome blacks hitd put In an appearance * . It Is proposed In some towns to keen colored schools open by calling them branch schools. President UcCosh announces that certain fellowships recently established at 1'rlnccton university will bo thrown open to graduates ( A. I ) , mid H. S. ) of all auprovotl American colleges. This Is In further development of the university scheme recently adopted by the trustees. The Home Journal of September 7 con tained very useful feature , a "School Ouldo , " Riving the "points" of many leading schools lu New York and elsewhere. It tells of the different branches taught , the names of principals in ovury case , the terms , loca tion In fact , nil particulars aud Information which a parent or guardian would desire to know. The Ruldn seems to have becu pm- paced with exceeding rare , and , so far as wo are nbln to judge , Is thoroughly Impartial and truthful. Miss Lucr Salmon , the new professor of history at Vassar college , Is a woman with a futur % Her book , "The Appointing Power of the Proildeut , " Is the clearest monograph that has appeared on that difficult subject Miss Salmon Is a graduate of Michigan university nml n follow of Uryn Mawr col- lego. It Is curious , by the way , that seven of the ten fellowships opened to competition lu that women's colleiro are hold by graduate * of the co-educational school. Miss Salmon Is a line-looking blonde , with a clear , open face , physically and mentally healthy and stead fast looklug. PKITKltMINT nUOPS. A preferred creditor Is ono who never asks for his money. Wanted A fool who will go through the Niagara whirlpool and not live to tell the tale. If woman wants | to know what sacrifices men will make her let.her take ft seat in the smoking car. "I wish I was a tmiUllnsr. mamma. " "Why ? " ' "Cause I could have lots of sugar put Into me. " We have noticed , that the man who has his nose on the grindstone generally gotshls wits sharpened. Kentucky has become so lawless that it Is now no longer safe for a quiet citizen to steal a watermelon. There Is nothing consolatory for the pa tient suffering from a severe cold lu the head to bo told that "colds attack the weakest spot" The clerk , who was nearly worn out showIng - Ing the young lady lavender gloves , was paralyed by the question : "Now. which pair do you think Is ttio hivendercstV" A Missouri justice of the peace who was burned out returned his law library as "com prising ablhli' , a spelling book , a war his tory aud on volume of Mr. lilnckstoiio. " Mr. Ijlncoln savs the whlto house Is a "glided prison. " Timt may be ; still there are several ixirfons In and out of the country who are willing to bo soul up for four years. If the embassy now In Philadelphia want a design for paper currency , the wasli tickets from any Chluu.se laundry would furnish a good basis. No attempts at counterfeiting these has yet been known. There Is always a terrible far-reaching punctuality ami dlro Impetuosity about n friend whom wo ewe two dollars and half ; but just reverse It , and ho Is as hard to lind as a fugitive Chicago boodlor. A lawyer gives as a reason for not going abroad this summer that a rich client of his has Just died , and ho Is afraid the heirs will get thu property unless ho stays at homo aud looks sharply after his own Interests. During a recent heavy rain thu state of Itliodo Island was washed over Into Connec ticut , but tlio governor hired a couple of Ital ian laborers for half a day ami the state has been shoveled back to the old site. Just think of it I Cider , doiuhnuts , ram bo apulus , euchre orsevun-up , aud a rip- roaring ! ir < * , and sitting alongside your best girl 1 The need old winter nights are coming , boys , when a slice ot below zero is worth a cycle of July. THE FIRST TIME. The first royal letter was written by Henry V to the bishop of Durham , February 10 , 1418. 1418.Tho The model of the first English steam vessel was laid before the board of ndmlrallty in 17S9. 17S9.Thn Thn first Idea of electricity wai > given by the friction of two globes of quicksilver lu thu year 1017. The first house over numbered In London was ono abuttlug cast of Northumberland house , Strand. The first lord mayor's show was In 1453 and Sir John Shaw was the first that held a feast in the Guildhall , 1501. The first book containing musical charac ters was issued In 14U5 from thu press of tbo celebrated "Wynken do Wordc. " The first advertlsaments known of In Eng land were in the shape of small bills affixed to the doors of St. Paul's church. The first record of a judge's salary gives 138 13s. 4d. as the stipend of Thomas Little ton , judge of the king's bouch , 1,406. The first Italian lady who sang In public In England was Franceses Marchurlta do 1'Eplne , who appeared in various operas in 1693. 1693.The The first nlay bills Issued from Dnmry Lane theatre was on April 8 , 16C3 , the plecu represented being "The Humorous Lieuten ant. " Carriages were first Introduced Into Eng land In 1380 , and were for a lone tlmo used only for the conveyance of the sick aud ol ladles. The first toll for the repair of English high ways was Imnosed In the reign of Edward III. , and was for repairing tlio road between i St. Giles and Temple liar. The first English almanac was brought out at Trinity college , Cambridge , In KMT , and the first printed almanac appeared in Lon don about one hundred years later. The first striking clock was Imported Intc Europe by the Persians ftbout the year A. 1) . 800. It was brought as a present to Charle magne from Abdella , king of Persia , by twc monks of Jerusalem. HIE WORLD OK AIIT. Starr King , the Unitarian preacher. In tc have a monument In Golden Gate Park , Sat : Francisco. Brooklyn Is to have a statue of llenrj Ward Beechor in thu small park at the heat of Orange street , not far from Plymoutl church. The Wostchester News reports a painting In the hands of a Mr. Lower , Flotirtown , Montgomery county , which Is supposed to bi by Jonathan Trumbull. It is a viuw of Yal ley Forgo on a canvas 34x30 Inches. The Free Masons of Philadelphia are bus ; In making a Masonic Art association , tin purpose of which is to purchase works of nr of a Masonic character for the adornment o their temple. Both banks of the Hudson , from the Libert : fitatui ) to Albany , havu been photographed It detail. Thn photographs are to bo publishei In book form , ami will greatly aid the eye of travelurs who view ttio country from th deck of a North river steamboat Walter G. Koblnson , of Auburn , N. Y. has modeled a standing figure of William II Howard with ono hand ralud In thu attltud of oration and a scoll In the other. It Is u heroic size. Citizens of Auburn are to b asked to contribute n fund to cast it lu bronc for that city. Ton of Meryon's etchings of Paris view have been Issued by the Antotviio compan of London , with an essay by Mr. Stopfon llrnoko as a preface. They Include the Mot gnu , the sculptured monster of Notre Dame and the aps > o ot that cathedral. Ono of the Illustrations In Mr. Samuc Adams Drake's "The . Making of the Grua . . West , " gives an excellent Idea of a "puulo,1 as It txNted In a comptoto condition. Tin "pueblo" was a unUjuo specimen of archltec turo , constituting lu itself a llttlo wallet Snow Is said to havo'a delnterlmis ( 'fleet o : innrble , causing it to crumble. Sondtner , < Munich , claims that from analysis he hasdli covered that snow absorbs from the atinoi phero sulphurous and sulphuric acids , whlc may account for the deterioration of marbl In towns. The American colony In Paris are talkln about raising a fund by subscriptions amen themselves and their fellow-citizens at hem fur the eructlou In the French capital of co ossal statues of Washington and Lafayette by way of return for thu magnificent gift o Bartholcll's "Liberty. " Felix Hegamy.a Parisian artist , well know In Boston , has miido the Intuiustlng disco1 pry that a Kronen plaster moulder name Hubard has In his possession n full-sb bronze copy of the inarhlu utatun of Wasi Ington bp lloudon , which he will Bell ft [ SbOO. Mr. Itegamy EiigL'usts In the Par Flearo that the United States ( 'overnmm purchase the bronze statue und present H I Gallery of the Louvre , The Saratoga monument U to bo dwlIcaU ii a jv In the autumn of isss. Tim president and < Cabinet , diplomatic corpi.fFreneh gnesM , 8o-ti cletr of Cincinnati , Grand Army of the Ilo * public , and Legion of Honor are to b In * vlted , A committee consisting ot Memr * . Statin. Warner Miller , J. A. Marvin. Edward Wcmple. S. S. Cox , and George W. Curtis was appointed to further the request ot * 3V 000 from congiess. Walt Whitman's bust hat been taken by Sidney E. Morse , of lloston , ami his full length portrait by young Herbert 11 , Gllchrl't , of London. Thomas Kaklns proposes to oalnt him also , and it lifts lone been the In tention of Augustus St. Gauilpns to model his likeness. So that , In addition to the eu- cravlngs and photographs with which the "good trur pool" has been caiuful to add to his publWW works , thuto will be a host ot likenesses of him as ho Appears In old ago. Florida spiders ro sain to capture lam numbers of snakes In their webs. Ono of the rare productions of Jackson county , Mich. . Is whlto rattlesnake. It belongs to ittchard Crouch , nnd U quite tame. Mrs. James furgusnn , ot Chester county , Pa. , couldn't Imagine what was stealing her young chickens until she happonoa to sco bg ! frog from a pond near thu barn yam catch aclik . and jump Into the water with The left leg ot Howard Williamson , n farmer of Mount Sterling. Ky. , buean ) harden early lu the year , and has gradually ossified until it Is now said to bo like a piece of sculptured marble , lie suffers no pain from It. Miss Mabol Trupp , of Ovid , N. Y. , was much surprised the other da ) ' , as she was breaking eggs with which to make n cake , when from one of them popped a lively llttli serpent six Inches long , and as large a * good-sized steel knitting-needle. A horse grazing on the bank of Illgglns * lake , Mich. , saw Mrs. Charles II. Pottft unit- hur little daughter itrownlnir , lumped Into the lake , swam out to them , made them un derstand tboy were to takn his mauo , and then carried them safely to the shore. The largest carp on record was caught 01 of Little river , on Hon. John Q Adami place , Gcorela , last Friday. It was caught bj a negro with a hook aud line , weighed ufteeu pounds and measured thlrtv-ouo Inches In length. Somn of tlo : scaled were the size of i silver half dollar. Thovtlfoot a Nevada , Mo. , man had tec young chickens. Ono day at noon a hawk pounced down upon theiivand carried ono off. but did not go tar before a lot of crows got after him. The next night at roosting time the lost chicken came homo. It still bears the marks of the hawk , but is otherwise all right O. G. Urlggs , of Pralrlodu Chlno , found 11 his vard an egg which consists of two POD fectlv formed eggs having a soft shell. Tfu small cuds of the utrgs are connected by i ttibo half an Inch In lungth and throe-olghtlia lu diameter. Ono of the OKCS contained nothing but the whlto , while the other WM all yelk. Town Clerk Whlttler , of Salem , III. , has a young Leghorn rooster that has a line oar foi music. When Miss Whlttler seats herself at the piano to play ho hurries Into the room through the door or window , files upon the instrument , and , alter looking at the ktra for a short time , hops upon them and pounda out notes that seem to ml him with delight Dr. John Yansant , of th United States Marine hospital at St. Louis , claims to be the first to have taken photographs by the light of fireflies. Ho placed twelve fireflies In a three-ounce bottle , covering Its mouth with fine whlto bobmet , The average duration of the flash of each Insect was half a second.ana the luminous area on the abdomen was about ene-clghth of an Inch square. The time of exposure was fifty flashes. A phenomenal dog has been enjoying his vacation at Onelda Laku.N. Y. . this summer. Tlio animal scorns to have an abnormal nppc tlto for fish , ami whenever ho wants any he Is in the habit of catching them himself. He walks out into the lake , aud , after watching the water lor seine tlmo. ho makes a quick plunge and catches a small-sized fish in his mouth. This ho devours , and repeats the op eration till Ids appetite Is satisfied , About where to buv BOOTS and SHOES For I.ujlos , Men and Children. "OUT tills nulilo for future reference when laX - X dies'cents' und clilldrons' sliova you want to liuy. HAVB tlio kindness ( o call and Inspoot my iuleotod stock , you'll Ilnd my prlcus ttra not hlifb. IN ladles' and children * ' line ehoes I carry Blmw & Allirlitlit and Tlios. Kirk uooJg and every loadluir inaUo RS well. T AIHKS. you can Bt'iidmo , or Ionvo your or- -LJ dura whether they are email or largo. TOUAHANTBB you courtcous attendance and JL delivery , U needs bo , fruo of oliargo. PAY1NO strictly onnli to the manufacture ! * when I buy , irottliiK largo discount ! , I invt ) l > y dotriKKO. LEAVING to my customers these discounts , U my means of milking business grow. ALL 1 solicit Is ft share of your patronage , BI in One boots & dioes , I have DOW on hud "VTOT only nil the loading grades , but the flnMl -Li styles In summer and fall goods that cftib can command , GIVK that oxrnlont hand nnd machine maki Kont's Blioo uf II. ( X Voting * Co.of lloston. a trial. S UrivlllOK North Stnr Hoot and Shoe Co- . , Minneapolis , Minn. , I have every grade QD SII display. II AVI NO Imt strictly ono price , and that the I i.L lowest , tbo boots and eboos you bur of m / " N 11 occasions are just as represented , per- \J feat In fit , grude and quality. " t EVRItY time you leqnlro Ladles' . Oents * Mlssos * and Chllda' Shoes , or repairing doni both woifand mint. & nr call at Philip Lang'i Old Kellftblt J Shoe Btoro , No. 1320 Fiuniun street Every pair of boots or sl.nes sold by Lane U. warranted lo fit nnd to be as represented , 01 the money will bo refunded. Just boar thliln mind , and fto to LtitiK , 1320 Furuam , for any- thliiK needed In tils lino. IJIJHT HTOCK IN OMAHA TO SRLK01 FltOM. Men's Hoots | 3 U Men's WurkliiirSuooii 1 00 Men's 1'lnoCoiiRrnasor I.aco Hlioog 2 ( N Men'8 Fine ConnrcsJ or Lnco French Cilf , Mnclune Make 4 SO M mi's Kino Contains or lace French Calf , Hand Make 000 Ltulios * Full Goat Uutton Klioos , C , I ) , B wldthR 2 Off Lmlloa'Kid llutton Hlioos , C , I ) , K widths , worth oUovrboru , t2. nt 1 GO Ladlim' Frunvh Kid flutton Shoos , 1) , B widths , worth olsmvliero , f.r > , nt 4 00 MIsHns' nnd Children's Bchool Blioua , worth from tl to 14 1 00 LadloH * Oporn Hllppors > 75o Clillcls' Shocain Kid or float 65o For low prices como to the Old Ilcllable , Philip Lang , 1320 FarnamSf. HODGSON & SON , Architects and Superintendents 26 Iron Bank. 'IIV V- Viu iu BREAK Is > r ; MI to nt EVERYWHERE