Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, August 14, 1887, Page 12, Image 14
THE OMAHA DAILY BEE ; StTNPAY. AUGUST 14. 1887. TWELTE FAGE& AMERICA'S ' NOTABLE WOMEN , I Higher Education For the Gcntlo Box. FRANCES HODGSON BURNETT. jk Woman' * No When to Ho Hncccd ' The Hello or Slnlnown A Hravo Woman Mrs. Hccchcr's Mow Vocation. A Woman's No. ' San Frinctsco Mii p. one had a parcel , small and round , Ono lovely afternoon last summer ; 1 offered , us In duty bound , , To take It f torn her. She thanked mo with a graceful smllo , As swe'et as rosv lips could make It ; It was so small 'twas not worth whllo To let me take It. Again I offered as before Of that slight burden to relieve her ; She'd rather not : "Pray say no morel" 'Twould really grieve her. I erased to plead ; she seemed content ; The thing was small and neatly corded , And so along our way wo went To wliere she boarded. But when upon the stoop she stood , And ere our last adieus were uttered , ftlio eyed me In a roguish mood , And softly muttered. As swung the door to let her through , And left mo tlieie all unresisting : ' 1 don't tl.ink much of you For not insisting. " , Higher Education for Women. The number of candidates at the Lon don university examination increases each year. At the summer matriculation last year the number of candidates ex amined was 1,010 , and of these GUI satis- tied the examiners. This year as many as 1,200 have boon actually under exam ination and the lists just published show that 75 ? huve passed. Last summer there wore 188 lady candidates of whom 128 wore successful. This year 215 ladies havebcnn examined and 137 are now matriculated students , so that , although the actual number of ladies who have succeeded is larger , the proportion has become somewhat smaller. In the Lon- .don university the highest examination In classes is that for the M. A. degree. It would seem that classics are in special favor with the ladies m London as well a * at Cambridge , but tlic London univcr- illy has not yet adopted the method of classification and subdivision employed in the Cambridge classical tripos lists , so that in most eases it is not easy to say more of the London M. A. than that ii is ft mark of generally light attainment. Independence lor Women. There have been many methods sug gested for improving the condition of working-women , some of them excellent , andyot in most cases these measures have been no more than palliatives. Homes for working-women , special leg islation regarding hours and sanitary conditions of work , provisions for scour ing payment of wages and care when lok are all slops forward and entitled to the warmest encouragement. And yet the question comes first , whether the root of the matter cannot bo reached ; whether women who are obliged to work oaunot be BO equipped as to bo sclf-suQiclent and independont. The story of the suffering caused by starvation wages is sadly familiar , and it has been brought home with now force by Mrs. Helen Campbell's Investigations among the poorer working-women of New York. Those disclosures were fol lowed by suggestions that these women hould change their occupations , that they should take to domestic service or what not. but in almost every case there was an obstacle in entire lack of train ing. Pitiful as their condition was and is , the law of supply and demand which regulates the wages of men and women cannot bo ignored. With an abundance of cheap , unskilled labor , the price of this labor must be low. The untrained laborer cannot earn the wages of the laborer with technical skill. Good Advice. Should a younc lady allow a gentleman whom she Is quite well acquainted with to place his arm around her waist while walk ing homo from a party , it bolng quite dark ? Duwimoi' . If ho seeks your love honorably , says Emily Boulton , in the Toledo Blade'it .will DO time enough for you when you have accepted it to allow him to put his arm around you. If it is only a past- time , suoh as young men frequently in dulge In , then YOU certainly do not want to grant him a privilege like that. He Bay mean you no shadow of harm , but personal familarity , founded upon no re lation that makes it sacred , is always un- Mfe. Many a young girl would have Mvcd herself a life-time agony had she steadfastly repcllm ! these advances , however innocent at first their meaning. There is nothing , my young friend 4 yen ihould guard so scrupulously as your , * wn womanly delicacy. Brush the bloom ff from a pooch , rudely touch the waxen ; , Mtla of a lily , and half of their beauty } M jp > ne. It is impossible for you , or any I iMr woman , to allow yourself to bo j eamwd by your young men acquaint ances without losing somewhat of that , 'furity and modesty that you should wear v always as a queen her robes of royalty. ' Too. will bo sure then to preserve not f wily their respect , but what is of far moro . fasvportanco , that of self. Nor need this preservation of personal t , dignity savor ono whit of prudery. You MB bo jtiRt as bright , as merry and friendly , while saying by your manner , tfconld It bo necessary , "hands oft' , " as you can possibly bo by permitting these popular demonstrations. They are not ecessurylto the good comradeship , which M all that should exist or appear to exist Between you and any masculine friend until you are sure tiiat yon possess thu Irao and fonder love of thu ono man who IHUI mmlo'hlmsolf your heart's king , a love which holds you sacred , as every true man holds the woman ho would taako his wife and the mother of his children. And bollovo me , oven if you are aot yet certain that the prince loves you as you desire to be loved by him , ho will not bo any easier won should you field to caresses prompted by a passing mood , but rather repelled from you , for H U human nature not to value what is Jy uiutvhcaply obtained. Tlin Hello or Slnbtown. is now agardon ot fair women , wntns'H Pcjwor , Col. , corre spondent of the Globe-Democrat. Ten- json's dream of thorn might have boon located here. Hound-faced , largo-eyed , reao-chcoked and fine-figured divinities direct the destinies of its homes or load Mle hearts a merry dance through thu azes of love. Thorn are thousands of them now ( but thuin was only one of them In 1800 "lied .Stocking ! : ! , " the belle I Hlhbtown. In thu heart-corners of otae of the old Pike's PoakcM I'll bet a ' wtnory of "Hod Stockings" and her ? -hittrous eyes and beautiful fact ; still tamers. She was a beauty of the most bewitching typo. She oamo into the ip nobody know whence and she ' Oamo to conouor and capture it. She was , ' om\j \ a girl of medium height , and wore < fc r long , flowing hair tied up with rod or ' Dink ribbons , that floated down over her i queenly ahouldorx. She liad a clear coin- fteiloB , and her face WHS as pretty as n , Iream. Nature had dealt very lavishly .With her in the matter of womanhood's nraeM and charms , and they used to Mflk there wasn't a ouccn on a throne s r M angel in heaven that wouldn't give I m k r treasures to bo as magnificently [ MMUomeat "RodStockingsM _ was , . , , A Drave Woman. I' 'HiUdelphU Record : On July U children were bathing in Lake Agawam , Southampton , L. I. The lake is shallow for about twenty feet out from the shore , then the bottom sliurply falls downward to deep water , like a wall. A strong and treacherous under tow flows through the lake at this point. Whllo the little ones were splashing about.they suddenly reached the deep watur and began to drown. They strug gled and cried for help. Ono was the thirteen-year-old daughter ofV. . B. Isham , of Now York. The child battled for her life , but WAS becoming weak and was drifting out toward the middle of the big lake. At that moment Mrs. Mary Duane Humphreys happened to drive along the road at the edge of the lako. She is a fragile little woman and the daughter of a clergyman. In an instant she look in the situation , and , leaping from her carnage , she ran to the edge of the water and plunged boldly in , clad as she was in dress , shoes , gloves and bon net. Mrs. Humphreys is a splendid swimmer. She struck out bravely , and in a few moments was bear ing up the sinking girl. A tiny urchin rowed up in a boat and of fered to assist Mrs. Humphreys. She , bravo woman , was in twenty-eight feet of water , with her wet garments clinging like seaweed about her limbs. "Never mind mo , " she cried , "thiow mo nn oar and go after those two other children. " The oar was thrown , and with its assist ance Mrs. Humphreys swam ashore with the half unconscious girl. It was a bravo deed , but the little lady laughed and said it was nothing. The Life Saving Benevolent associa tion , which heard of Mrs. Humphreys' bravery , at once voted to confer on iier Its tirai-class gold medal , and it was pre sented to her by the president of the association , through her husband , at a picnic which she was attending on Wed nesday night. The heroine gave a little shout of.dolijrht as the glittering badge of honor tumbled out of the case which her husband handed to hor. On one side she road the words : "Presented to Mrs. Mary Duane Humphreys in recognition of her courage and humanity In spring ing from her' carriage and with much ellbttand peril rescuing from drowning a girl of thirteen years , by swimming to her In deep water , at Southampton , July 11,1887. " "I'm sure 1 don't deserve this honor , " she said quietly ; "tho little boy in the boat is thu one who should have got a medal. " Senator Conger's Romance ; Mercer Press : When Senator Conger , of Michigan , was a young man ho was engaged to a young woman. They quar reled , separated , and in time each mar ried. Twenty years after he , a widower , was in conzre s ; she , a widow , sat in the gallery and listened to his speech. It was the first time they had seen each other since their early days. She sent her card to him ; became at once to the gallery. After a little talk she asked him to call on her at her friend's , Mrs. Dahlgreen's. Ho said ho would call if ho could call as ho used to in those long past days of youth. In a few weeks they were mar ried at Mrs. Admiral Dahlgrcon's resi dence. _ _ _ _ _ Salvation Army Women. Albany Journal : Nearly all the women of the Salvation Army have a heart worked in India-ink upon the right shoulder. In case any ono of them is taken sick or dies away from homo , or in a foreign country , the sign of the heart will entitle her to care or a suitable bur ial at the expense of the entire organiza tion , no matter whether she is or is not in good standing. Mm. Thurber. Mrs. Jcannctto M. Thurber , whoso name is known all over the country in connection with the National opera com pany , is a handsome brunet with largo hazel eyes and da/.zling teeth. She wears her hair combed high off her forehead in the style known as that of La Pompa dour. Her skirts are like the skirts of nny other woman's dress , but' she wears n coat and waistcoat of the most ultra tailor-mado style , with a turned down linen collar held together with u loosely tied silk tie. Her watch chain is made of Egyptian scarabs and runs through a buttonhole from waistcoat pooket to waistcoat pocket. On her shapely hands she wears a number of curious and val uable rings. In the winter Mrs. Thurber lives in Now York. In the summer" she rusticates in the Catskills , in a very primitive style of mountain cottage , which she calls "Lotos Land. " Her writing paper from "Lotos Land" is made to represent birch bark , and the imita tion is so good that ono might think she tore it off of the nearest tree rather than that it came from a stationer's shop. Woman' * Plauo In Politico. Syracuse Standard : Mrs. Cleveland will accompany her spouse in his tour of hand grasping and vote seeking. The president has perception enough to sco , that she is a winsome factor in his for tunes though ho is probably unconscious how much moro keenness and tact na ture has given her than were ever be stowed on him. The politieal influence of this charming woman and some of the charming women in England , who take an ardent interest in elections to parlia ment should amply prove to the advo cates of female sutl'rage that it is not ne cessary for women to break the law and get themselves indicted for illegal voting in order to affect politics considorablv. However , this does not touch woman's ' abstract right to the ballot which she does not yet demand. t Howr Women Spend Money. It is said of women that they delight to haggle over a bargain , and show a miserly spirit IK all their dealings that they patronize cheap restaurants sooner than pay a high price for a handsomely- appointed lunch ; and that , if they ever give to charity , it is in a nigirardly meas ure. Mr. Howolls , who professes to have probed the feminine heart to its core , de clares that they consider all expenditure oxtravagaut that is not direct towards dress. In answer to these strictures , it must bo remembered that , unless a woman has u fortune or is a wage- worker she lias no money of her own , but is disbursing the income or earn ings of her husDond. If she has any conscience or sensitiveness shu feels In clined to handle carefully Unit which belongs - longs to another. Miss Wolfe , after the manner of moat women of wealth in their own ri ht , gave largely ot her abund ance. As regards the accusation of Mr. Howolls , the reply may be made that , while the generality of man expect their wives to dres. ' in a manner suitable to their station , they do not usually atford them the moans of giving in charity. In most cases the money thus given by n husband is not in the pliano of ah allow ance , but must bo nskc'd for for'eaoh separate need , HO that the wife fools often an absolute sense of guilt iu spend- ii'C it. _ _ _ ' Wlfo. Kx-Scnatnr Tabor's Divorced Dover Letter to Utica 'Observer : A tall , well-dressed woman was sitting near the faro box in a Broadway street car as I entered it. Site had a hich fore- Imad , dark-brown hair , black eves and remarkably intelligent features. A friend sat beside her and to him she talked pleasantly. Her tones wuro low and her English was of the purest. She was ap parently about forty years of ago. and my attention was first attracted to her by the fact that she hud over paid her faro , putting in a dime for a nickel. I made this even by giving her my faro Instead of putting It In the. box. Aa she left the car 1 learned she was a woman with a history , and tiiat she was none other than ex-Senator Tabor's first wife the woman who made his big strike for him by tak ing boarders and keeping the store which mippllud the feed for the prospectors who struck the Little Pittsburg mfhc. This was the woman from whom Tabor got his divorce , and It wus this woman no left to marry the present Mm. labor , whom ho first wedded at St. Louis ; after wards another ntarringo ceremony was solemnized at Washington. She docs not look like u disappointed womanr and she is by no moans ono of the frail reeds of the fair sex. 1 don't think she would have disgraced her husband at Washing ton , and I find tlut hero at Denver her standing is very good. She is in good circumstances , the property which labor gave her having largely increased in valtio. She is wonh at least $500.000 to-day , and she lately sold sixteen lots out of a piece of forty which Tabor gave her for 100.000. She has loft twenty-four lots and a house upon them that cost$45- 000 , and she still owns the Lu Vcta prop erty. This last consists of fourteen three- story houses , built in the best manner and forming good renting property , worth about 200,000. HONEi : FOK THE : LADIES A Topeka woman made 81,400 by Invent ing an eitg-beator. The newest girdles are In jet. Belts are made In ( lower designs. China crepe shawls nro employed as table covers In the fashionable countrp house. Long wicker-covered bottles ot cologne arc suspended from the waist In traveling. Beads about the slzo of a pea made of Swiss lapis lazuli are favorite necklaces for young girls. "Dre.ss" Is the name of a fine new niaua- zl no. May it bo a long tlmo before It sees the clothes of Its career. Women are the state librarians of Iowa , Kentucky , Michigan , Indiana , Loulsann , Mississippi and Tennessee. English hosiery of heavy quality Is worn by young ladles who do any mountain climb ing , and for tennis purposes. A now pattern for loco pin or upper patt of bracelet Is a row of filigree daisies , with gold diamond-set centers. Yellow and white Is a pretty combination always , and for a tennis or boating costume It promises to bo very stylish. The blouse waist Is fashionable for youn ? ladles this season , and lends comfort to the seaside costume or mountain dress. Buttercups set on a slender gold wire , with a com in the center of each buttercup , is one of the latest novelties In bracelets. A woman named Mary Stewart , once the slave of Alexander II. Stephen1" , of Georgia , lias perfected an invention for coupling cars. cars.Small Small chocks are Invariably combined with plain fabrics this season. The cheek forming the skirts and the waist Is of plain fabric. India silks In bandana doslgns are made as undnrsklrts for plain fabrics ! . These are very stylish and are sometimes pretty In coloring. r l Laundered costumes are little worn this season. The French and Scotch ginghams are not made to bo laundered the first season they are worn. Open work is seen again on the liner sorts ot hosiery for the summer , and It is not eon- lined to silk , but Is also to bo had In liner lisle thread and cotton. t M Youne ladles are prone to adopt the Greeks knot in the evening coiffure because It Is such an easy and simple ono to adjust , but it is very try I nor to most faces. The brooch has taken the place of the small cravat pin , and IB worn generally with the severe tailor-made continues , and is in harmony with the plainness of the elfect. Ada Why , one of vour cheeks is red as lire and the other pale as a ghost. Ella- Yes. Harry was on ono side , and 1 was afraid mamma would see us on the other. "There is evidently a great deal to be learned about women , " says a Philadelphia editor. There is , Indeed , and the best way to learn it Is to ask some other woman about it. Fashionable purses grow longer and slenderer In shape , the corners ot thn Hap IMstrengthened ( with heavily wrought scrolls of silver and a heavy silver dtik forms the clasp. Quite a number of new dress materials are promised for the coming season , and if ono can judge from small samples some of the Incoming goods certainly aio as handsome as they are odd. An English writer says : "The girl of England stands alone. " The girl of this country doesn't stand alone. Wo Americans are gallant enough to eet up and otter her a seat sometimes. There aio said to be 127 occupations open to women. Ono of them is for a woman to talk with her mouth full of h alrpins , and we have forgotten the other 120 occupations , but wo will bet that she will get there just the same. The number of women physicians are. In- creasin ? all over the country. In New Yoik city there are now 150. A number have in comes of S 10,0000 ; two or three make $15,000 or SiO.OOO per year , and one has avoraced for the last four years 25,000. Mistress I'm sorry you have to leave me , Mary. Mary And I'm sorry to go. There Isn't anvbody I'd sooner do a favor for. Mis tress Ah , indeed ! Then won't you be so kind as to give me a recommendation to hand to the next cook that applies ? For a miss fourteen a walking suit has kilted skirt In the old red , yellow and blue plaid , with full corsage front of the same-ma terial The jacket of plain cloth closes over the bust and is cut-away below , showing the full front of plaid. Statistics do not support the assertions that the women of to-day are less hnalthy than those of fifty or seventy-live yours ago. In stead , the cold fact in figures stares the gau/.y theory in thu taco with the assurance that longevity in women has increased a largo percentage during that period , The postolTlco department has very sonsl- blv refused to name a Nebraska postollice "Old Maid. " A western town which wants anything better than "Washington , " "Franklin , " or "Columbua" should be made to KO hungry for a whllo. And It Ir also1 the duty of this government to protect the old maids from ridicule. A Hat pins and the heavy-headed shell hair pins , thrust In the hair behind a bonnet to hold It in place , grow daily more expensive and ornate. Some of these have heavy pear- shaped gold heads , In which are set tiny cats' eyes. Pretty ones , worn with a Leghorn hat trimmed with buttercups , were many faceted balls of amber sot upon a shell pin. Quite an original Idea of a young society lady Is to have two or three fitted bodices In colored silk ; over these she can wear at will ono of two lace jackets her modlsto lias made for her , the ono beins ; In cream lace , and the other In black cliantlllv. These pretty con tentions can bo made morn or less dressy by the addition of bows of ribbon in any desired color. The cheap jewelry for sale in the larger dry goods shops is much of it exquisitely pretty , and though tlioy are only fleeting fancies , the desUns show considerable taste. Them are charming little brooches of silver frosted in colors and set with rhlDO stones. Some of the.su are skillful imitations of pan- sie.s , violets , wild roses or ragged robins , of which the calyx Is a single rhino .stono. There la a now make of bisque for the back. It is full and pleated. The pleats are caiuht together with elastic so that the full ness of the skirt throws It up. This is often bound with velvet which Is carried round the bodice , covering all Its edres. From beneath thi ) open Uckrt Iu front came two ploces of soft muslin or crepe do chlno generally cream which cross in front and are secured under a pointed band ot velvet of the waist. There Is a certain powder much-use4 by French women , but 1 know a tow Americans who have Dronght It over , which seems to have no color , and is used only for the body , not at all on the face. When one becomes in the least warm this powder sands forth the most delicate and subtle fiagrance , as in- de clb.\bie as the French pertumu "ambro. " What a boon to thodancing man and woman at summer places It would bo during this awful heat , , Little pins for holding the bonnet strlngs'ln place or fastening the laces about the front of squaro-neckud and decollate KOWIU , come iu many charming shape. * : white violets set with little dewdrops of brilliants , flowers of green , red and blue moonstones , with a tiny rhino-stone appear , dragon tlies with silver filagree wine' , bees set with garnent , little top.v.es and Hours do Us of pearls. The new est are a pair of lady bugs of. red and black enamel , with golden legs and auttmie. Of all the mntorlals designed for fall and winter service no fabrics bid fair to be more favorably received than the stylish clan plaids , which are alike suitable to use In cre ating postumes and dresses for the ml and for the matron , the appropriate qualifications of the material to form the Intended suit being regulated or decided bg the slza and coloring of the plaids , winch are some times small and In two neutral colors , and Hvaln the plaids are largo and in dark , rich and bright hues. . Clmllle la solid color * , striped , dotted , floral' or foliated , seems to partake In the general Improvement ouUceabl * Iu other light weal , veiling , canvas goods and the like. Nun's veiling can now bn had in such a variety of colon , qualities and combinations that the infinity of oven French caprice can find wherewithal to gratify Its changing moods. Muslins and lawns also follow the load ot their moro solid rivals in the matter ot orna mentation , and scow every conceivable var iety of loom and hand-wrought embroidery , nltiicr In close or open designs , and not un- frequently combining both in ono piece of goody. Rubies are extremely popular for rlnes. sot with two diamonds ot equal size on either side. These are sot In thrco ways , diagon ally across the rlnir , straight across or In per pendicular lino. This last gives a gieater appearance of slondcrncss to tlio hand. Two other new fancies In rings are a large shield of gold which has a narrow light ring , the shield bolng thin and beaten Into rough archaic tfgurcs of relief. The other Is a largo oblong toniuolso set around with a double edge of very small diamonds. Torquolso necklaces are coming into favor. Earrings decline In popularity every season and many of the younger women have never had their cars pierced at all. Those who have diamonds , however , continue to wear tliomnnd the only ones that find any degree of favor are small jewels set on a screw and fit ting close to the loba of the car. All long or heavy earrings are entirely outof date. A few women , whoso ears are not pierced , wear small diamonds with a little spring that clasps the car on either side and nolds the ornament In place , but they are uncomfort able and not very popular. Among the exponslxe novelties In gloves are those of line silk and close twill , the backs of which are covered with a delicate arabesque tracery In line lot , steel or bronze , matching the shade of the glove. These cloves are brUht and dressj with a suitable costume , and the wonder Is , as has before been hinted , that In these davsof deft handi work more ladles do not attempt this easy decoration. The beads are so small that the omnroidery docs not Increase the size ot thu hand , as might bo supposed. It Is easy to procure a line design on paper , and not at all dllllcult to follow the pattern In beads threaded on twist silk. Tne cost will bo about half that of gloves In silk or kid pur chased already embroidered in the manner dcbcrlbcd. It Is now the fashion to paint jugs that Is , to decorate them with oil colors , somewhat in Imitatlan of Faience. It Is not a now Ideate to paint jars , crocks , pots and the like of stone or eathware , but It Is to paint vessels of one particular shape. The favorite lorm to-day is till and thin of the style known by some as vinegar , mineral water or ciiracoa jugs. Every other kind is for the time being thrown completely into the shade. There are two preferred modes of decoration. One Is to cover the whole surface with black.gray ana white , to Imitate a snow scene. The other calls for a cloudy background , and a spray of flowers and grasses. The handle , rim and cork are gilded. Sometimes a rib bon Is tied around the neck and a bow fas tened to the handle. " * DUOP8. Twin relics of barber-Ism the shampoo and the machine-brush. Out In Chicago week before last It was so hot that celluloid collars exploded. Jay Gould Is proprietor ot the largest watering place in the world. Ills ottlce. Customer ( faintly ) Y-y-yes ; I w-want to ask you w-where you b-bury your dead ? A Yale lock Is capable of fAOOO.OOO com blnatlons , but bank cashiers know 'em all. It is dllllcult for a drinking man to hold his breath ; it is generally too strong for him. Apoctsavs : "Behind the clouds the sun is shining. " There is just where we want it to sill no. Pueblo barber ( pausing for a moment in his reckless pursuit ) Were you gomir to say something , sir ? Th'o man who cannot make his influence felt in this world Is of less importance than a coAVlmon watermelon. Ne w Yorkers are taking up the mind cure without stopping to consider whether they have 'anything to euro or not. "It Is hard to believe that a few short months ago men were walking the streets of this town .vitli ice in their whiskers. It Is presumed that tlio man who jumped out of the frying-pan Into the lire was greeted by the Inquiry , "Is this hot enough tor you ? " The most cautious man we ever know was the one who was afraid to buy a.lead pencil for fear the lead did not reach clear through Tobacco Is going up but/this / is of no in terest to the people whoican smoke cigar ettes , as the cost of making them will not bo affected. Every man at some petlod of Ills life Is an egregious fool , but by avlao dispensation of Providence no man kaowa exactly when that time is. Three million pounds ot floathers are used everyyear in America fovbeddlm : purposes. At Inast twenty pounds perrannum are used in bU'Qping car pillows. A Main street mother was whlppinir her boy.yesterdav. and as shoapplted the rod she shouted : "Will you benave ? " "Yes , " blubbered the throbbing hoj % "it you will. " Taklna a Hest "I say , < Dumley , " re- muiUeil Featherly , "you look tired and worn out. Why don't you taken vacation ? " "I've jut. : come back from one , * ! replied Dumley , wearily. A Dakota man , while ton his way to bor row a neighbor's paper , was struck by light ning and killed. Wo have no comment to nmke here. To intelligent peopio it isn't necessary. "A professor of swimming , " who adver tises to teach the art in six lessons , was res- i cued from drowning at a seaside resort a few days ago. It Is supposed he got beyond his depth. tn order to meet the wants of callow youths who seek nutriment from the handles of their walking-sticks , it is recommended that dudes this summer shall carry sugar-canes or sticks of candy. "The Uoston bicyclist never takes a head er , " says the Transcript but If asked If ho ever was "projected from the periphery of his circular steed , " a gleam of intelligence overspreads his lace. In a moment of extreme confusion , just after he got well to sea Chauncey M. Depew cried out to an Imaginary audience , " ( ielitle- men , you ask too much , ! declare I exhausted myself ten minutes ago. Professor In physics ( explaining a compli cated machine to the students ) Please ob serve that the slender rod passes over to the second or smaller wheel , etc. ; while this [ turning vigorously ! is tlio crank that sets the whole In motion ! ( Laughter fioui the students. ] A hypocrite Is a man who tries to be pious and can't , with a preponderance of "can't. " Mr. Talmaeo says the peopio who go to heaven will have lots to lie there. This lets out the anarchists. The halt Lake Tribune cells the Mormon eldeis "the holy beasthoml. " Nobody seems inclined to oiler n amendment. It goes. The Archbishop of Cologne has excommu nicated two men for dueling. Uood for Co logne 1 There's scents even in her bishop. Sunday-school scholar to teacher Did you say the hairs of my bead are numbered ? Teacher Yes. my dear. Sunday-school scholar Well , then ( pulling out a hair and presenting it ) , what's the num ber of this one ? "You ought to be ashamed to lend money at 0 per cent" "Where's the harm ? " "It is a usurious rate , and If , as U seems , jou do not fear punUhmunt In this world , think ot what you might expect from on high. " "That's all rl ght The U looks like a 0 from there. " When Keltt , of South Carolina , was once eulogizing the Institution of slavery , and talking about a pious deacon on his own plantation , Tliad Stevens grimly inquired what the price of deacons was'ln ' the Oranse- burg district of .South Carolina , and whetncr a nouro would bring any more on the auction block because ho was a deacon ? When thn Invading rebels burned his Iron foundry near Gettysburg during tluiir raid into Penn sylvania he expressed regret that Leo did not order the burning of tils liabilities at the same time. And the ruling passion was strong In death , for when his doctor said one day during his last sickness : "Mr. Stevens. I think your appearance Is better to-day ! " old Thad dryly responded : "It Isn't my appearance that troubles me , doctor , but my disappearance. " Mary Anderson has postponed for still another season her retain to the United States. She will make her re-entrance on the London stage at the Lyceum theatre , on September S , playing Uermiono and I'enllta in "A Winters Tale. " Tho'maln feature of thn castn will be as follows : Leontcs , Mr. KorboH-Hobortson or Mr.Villord ; Polixenes , Mr. Mactlln ; Autnlycu * . Mr. Arthur. Stir ling ; Antlgunug , Mr. \ a ? < l ; Mousa , Miss Tilbury. QUITE THOROUGHLY MARRIED,1 - . * - TwoiHnlsters Officiate At the Wedding of & Young Oouple , HOWCONKEYdOEWAS MARRIED , To An Absent Wife Young Mnrrlctl Women An Unuaual Occur * roncc The Clilnanmn'ti llrldc , Quite Thoroughly Married. Chicago Tribune : Jhoro was a wed ding In Wisconsin Inst week. Weddings in Wisconsin nro not infrequent'but there was that about this particular link ing of two young lives with their accom panylng portion of this world's goods , that served to make it rather peculiar. The groom , in anticipation of the happy event , had written oomo time previously to his father , a venerable down east min ister of Mr. Wesley's church , inviting' him to come out and perform the ecrc- mony. While as yet his coming was un certain the parents of the bride entered into negotiations with their homo clergy man a gentleman of the Univcrsalist faith who readily consented to do the joiner work , and , as it seems , forthwith considered himself engaged. In the full ness of the time the good Methodist brother announced Ins intention to be on hand , and on hand ho was the day before the wedding was to take place. Half an hour later it became unpleasantly ap parent that so far as the olllciating clergymen were concerned here was in deed an embarrassment of riches. The rcsul. was that the Methodist brother called upon the Universalist brother , ex pressed the natural desire of the parental heart to ofliciato at the marriage' his own son , and ventured to hint that the latitudinarian brother give way. Wlictli- or it was a question of pride or the pros pective fee may never be known , but the Universalist brother not only stood upon his rights , but by his learned expo sition of the Wisconsin marriage law made it as plain as the way to a parish church , that if a clergyman purposes to join two people In the bonds of matri mony in the Badger state ho must bo pre pared to show by indubitable testimony that he is a regularly ordained minister of the gospel. Now , while the good Methodist brother's wife packed about everything else into Jicr spouse's valise that could by any possibility minister to his corufort.sho had forgotten his creden tials. Thfly were at homo and here he was in Wisconsin. A ray of light pierced the gloom , how ever , when it was subsequently discov ered that in the absence of the creden tials themselves a minister may act if he can succeed in persuading the county by another evidence properly recorded that ho is a bona lido , regularly ordained cler- gvman. The groom and one other , besides - sides the Methodist brother himself , were quite ready to make atlidavit to sued a state of facts , and after much tele graphing back and forth and a l\ night ride over the county seat , all lejral obstructions were brushed aw'ay ' , peace spread her wings , and the Methodist brother , in the goodness of his heart , actually offered to let his late an tagonist ofliciato with him on the basis of an even divide. The ofl'er was accepted , the allotted parts carefully marked and "cues" agreed upon , and all promised to go oft' witii the regularity of a new $4 alarm clonk. Until didn't. The Univcrsalist brother , upon whom devolved the preliminary portion of the oeromony , was apparently minded , like Air. Tennyson's brook , to KO on forever. Instead"of obeying the Shakespcrian injunction regardingjjther clowns , to ' 'speak no more than is set down for them , " ho not only went through liis own part of the ceremony , but made a generous incursion upon the other's. WJion at last ho finally did let go , it puz- y.k'dtlio Methodist brother , as it might well have nuzzled any one else , to know what was left outside of the benediction. But the follower of Mr. Wesley proved equal to the occasion. With a neatly worked introduction and a regret at w.hat might seem to bo a repetition of some things that had already been said , ho calmly and reverently proceeded to marry the young couple over again. It is doubtful-whether a couple has ever been so thoroughly married in Wiscon sin or elsewhere for many moons. An Unusual Oocurrenco. Chicago Mail : It isn't often that a newspaper worker marries rich. So rarely , indeed , does this happen , that whnneve.r one of the guild docs ally him self with money , the fact is the gossip , to the exclusion of everything else , among his fellows. It is the sober opinion of the most conservative men in that very conservative town , Evauston. that old George Watson , whoso very charming daughter Shison Thompson has just mar ried ; is worth , not less than $1,000,000. There are , three. children , which will make the bride rank some day not less $ .550,000. This can U asserted with just as much positivencss as if the lady had the money in hand , for Mr. Watson is a careful old Canadian , whoso fortune has never been known to retrograde. He was for years the managing director of the very riclt bank of Montreal in this city. The groom , Slason Thompson , is a well bred and good looking Canadian , who began his work on the coast and came hero as the , representative of the Associated 1'rdss. Ho was one of that group of bright , active fellows who started the lierald with such u whirl. For a year or more ho has been on the News. One of the wedding presents was an elegant brown stone front in the most attractive part of the north side. The Chtnnmun'B Drlde. Narragansett correspondence Provi- dunce Journal : If notoriety brings misery poor Van Phon Leo and Mrs. Y. P. Leo , who are at the Tower Hill house , must behaving having a wretched honeymoon , for when ever they take their daily walks abroad they are gazed at by hundreds of curious eyes. Unlike the ordinary bridegroom , who is eclipsed by the hnlo surrounding his heart's choice , Van , for so one must suppose his Chinese mamma called him in infantile days , gets tint greater share of comment and attention : His early history he has'sent broadcast in his little book , "When I Was a Boy in China. " He comes from a noble family in Frag rant hills , and was one of the Chinese youths sent to have an American educa tion. In .1833 , while in his freshman's year at Yale , ho was recalled to China through some misrepresentation , but ran away soon after and re-entered the col lege. He graduated the present year with the highest honors , and President Dwight , whose , protege ho is said to bo , speaks very highly of him. Several lec tures on China have been delivered by him , and he has written much , his style being terse and clear. Mrs. Yan Phon Leo is young , but not remarkably pretty. She is very dark.but has blue eyes , regular features , and dark brown hair. Shu was much admired m Now Haven , and although the good- looking Mongolian was a frequent caller her marriage was u complete surprise. Her wedding dress was of whitn satin , trimmed profusely with real duchcssu lace and ornamented with orange blos soms. Miss Elizabeth Maudu Jerome , that was , is an heiress of twenty-four , and has a nice little array of live zeroes captained by a large-sized digit. The young couple first met at a reception in Hartford , before Mr. Leo was called back ( o his native land , and the sequel shows that the impression then made was strong enough to causoit sacrifice of country and CUD. nud Phon Lee proved that Ikmico dwells in China as well as elsewhere. Married n Chlnnman. A special dispatch from New York , July 80 , says : Religious society on the Hill in Brooklyn was shocked this after noon when the news of the marringo of Miss Henrietta Alton Hill to Rev. Joseph M. Singleton , the Chinese evangelist whoso proper name is Ju Sing , was cir culated. Miss Hill was well known as one of the brightest young women con nected with the Central Congregational church on Hancock street , near Franklin avenue. Ju Sing obtained his first les sons In Christianity in tins church , and there became acquainted with the Huv. K. A. Murray , now pastor of the Second Reformed Dutch church of Jersey City. When Sing and Miss Hill decided to get married they consulted the Rev. Mr. Murray.andon Friday evening they were married at the parsonage in Jersey City. There were but a few friends of both parties present , among them the Rev. HuiKui , of Philadelphia. The bride groom is a rather good-looking man of twenty-seven years. Through his efforts , those of his wlto and of Miss Isabel ! Shirley , one of the largest Chinese mis sions in the country has been built up in connection with the Central Congrega tional churches. Sing took an active part in the work of the city Mission and Bible society , the Young Men's Christian association and union , religious societies carried on for the benefit of the heathen. His wife is a daughter of Captain Hill , of the Florida linn of steamers. Mem bers of the church have noticed that the young Chinaman and Miss Hill worn very intimate , but hia intimate friends never suspected that matrimony would be the outcome. It Is understood that Mrs. Singleton's friends in the church disapprove of her action. She is six years older than her husband. High Life In Dakota , Dakota Sunflower : Among the pres ents received by the young people were the following : From groom to bride , one bull pup.ono yaller dog , pair of water spaniels , and a pure meerschaum pipe with tobacco. From bride to groom , one good shot- un , one bowie-knife , rifle , and three § ogs. From parents of brldegroom.ono fiddle , one banjo , spotted pup , and six pounds of tobacco. From the Shotgun club , of which the young couple were membersone English mastiff' , and u pair of silver-mounted pistols. It is seldom that n young couple start out in life so well equipped for perfect happiness , and Jock anil Julo have the best wishes .of this oflico. Death and Marriage Superstitions. Cincinnati Enquirer : The bride must keep the pins which fastened her wed ding dress. "Twice a bridesmaid , never a bride , " is a proverb that needs no comment. Marry at the time of the moon's waning and your good luck will wane also. If two marriages are celebrated simul taneously one of the husbands will die. Fair or foul weather upon ono'u wedding day augurs a happy or unhappy married life. life.If a girl that is engaged accidentally lets a knife fall , it is a sign that her lover is coming. The girl who steps , accidentally or otherwise , on a cat's tail need not expect to bo married the same year. The husband must never take off the wedding ring ; to take it off will insure him bad luck of some kiud. CONNUIUALIT1E9. Never marry a girl who refuses to eut corn from a cob ; tun to one she has got store teeth. Love may make a coward of almost nny man. it love doesn't , marrligo is pretty sure to. An expert clergyman at marryiue could make about four knots an hour with favor able wind. An average citizen never feels tue need of ' his wife sends him a coat-nt'-arms except when out to buy "one or u\o little things. " Tne truly helpful wife is the one who always returns her husband's pencil when she borrows It. She has not been born yet. yet.A A man recently astonished his wife by com- lug home witli two black eyes. "What have you been doing ? " she snld. "Getting a pair of socks , " he replied. "Why , how are you , Phil I Olad to see you in town. Wliero are you putting up. " "With my wife , of course : and 1 have a good deal to put up with jou can bet" Do not marry tor riches , my sou , but re member that the husband of an liolresa Is seldom obliged to get up at 5 o'clock in the morn inn and build the tire. Guest Why Is it that Mr. and Sirs. Spooner are never invited anywhere since their mar riage ? Hostess Oh , they're so bound up in each other that we have come to the conclu sion they bad bettor bo shelved. Miss lioilleau , granddaughter of Thomas II. Benton , was recently married in Pisa to Captain Vldal , of thu French nnny. The bride looked very lovely , and her toilet of point luce was deservedly admired. Time. 8 a. m. Mrs. Jollyboy "Where on earth imvo vou been ? " Mr. .1 . "I cannot tell a lie , I've been at m'ofllsh. " Mrs. J. "That's where we differ. I can tell a lie- when 1 hear one , " ( Cruel silence , during which something is heard to drop. ) "Say , " said Herkoy to ills wife jesterday at dinner , "you didn't say anything to any one about what I was telling you nluht before last , did you ? That's a secret.'A. . secret. Why , I didn't know it was a secret , " she re plied kind of regretfully. "Well , did you tell it ? 1 want to know. " "Why , no , I never thou7ht of it since. I didn't know it was a secret. " RELIGIOUS. The Itev. Or. Storrs is rapidly gaining health and strength in the Adltonuacks. The English church congress is to bo held this year at Wolverhamptun , and will meet in October. The monks of St. Bernard have brought the telephone into their service of mercy. The famous hospice is now In telephonic coiiinuailc.itIon with several surrounding vll- laxes and cantons. A memoiial toilet has been placed in St. James' Kplscopal church , Klburon , N. J. , In memory of Uaueral Uraut Among the do nors are Mr. U. W. Child * , Mr. A. J. Diexul , Kobert C. Wlnthrop and otheis. Arrangements have been made for the celebration of the Colonial Episcopal centen nial on the 1-th Inst. The archbishop of Canterbury has sanctioned a thanksgiving collect , with the psalms and sermons to be used on the occasion. The Jtev. K. V. Boursand , S. J. , for the past three years president of Boston college , left last week for Home , where no will as- Eume the otllco of necititary for American and English affairs to the general of his society , the Very Itev. Father Anderlody. The Itev. Fathc * Belangcr , who lias been a director of the deaf and dumb institute in Montreal for the past thirty years. Is coming to New York at the Invitation ot Archbishop Corrlgan , to take chartco of the Catholic as > him tor deaf mutes In this diocese. The Unitarians appear to bo In earnest about their proposed missionary advance on Japan. Key. Arthur May Kuapp , late of Witt or town , has definitely determined to take advantage of the opportunity which seems to us open for him In Japan , and to go as the bearer of messages of good-will from the Unitarians ot America to the people of that country. A peculiar custom which obtains among the Moravians , Buys a writer In thu Overland Monthly , may not bo generally known. At their headquarters In Germany a list Is kept ef ladies who are ready to become mission- ailes' wives ata moment's notice ; one of the elect writes homo for a wife , and thu first < m the list Is sentwithout regard to ate ; or appear ance , as the members ol the body mo not al lowed to express their wishes In this respect Some baptists In Jennings county , In diana , awhile a.'o commenced to build a church and stopped on a large beam which they found no means of raising to its plnce , although they often consulted , over It. Ono night the beam was raised to its place , but no one knew how or by whom , Ilit-re was no llKbt on the subject. It WM pronounced a miracle. After that everything went can and inonov was plenty to complete tui church , which was named "Christ's own. " 7\ Some three weeks ago Mr. Spurgeon war preaching In E'sox , his native countv , wheisj availed himself of the opportunity of visiting tlio scenes of his boyhood. Ho visited tea arbor which stood In what was his grand * father's manse , where , as ho told the congrc- ' gallon at thu close of the morning service , hemet mot the missionary wao predated that ha would occupy Rowland's pulpit. The mis * , slonary cave him sixpence to loam the hymm "Hod moves In a mysterious way , etc. , anq made him promise that when ho preached In Itowland's chapel ho would have that hymn sung. In course ot time he was privileged to preach In Stirrov chapeltho scene of Kow-j land Hill's triumphs , and also at 1'owlana Hill's church , at Wotton-uuder-Edgc. and oa each occasion the hymn selected bjr the ' slonary was sung. . MUSICAL AND DllASIATIC. Joe Emmet Is sobering up for the fall en : palgn. Lillian Olcntt has a new play for the co Ing season. John Howson has boon engaged for Lotta'l company for next season. , . Another version of Haggard's "Shol" 15 about to bo placed before theatergoers. Bernhardt , Is having her jubilee season- * the receipts of tier London engagement averagini 8'J,500a night. Frederic Do Jtollovlllo has been engaged (6 ( play the leading male role in Adiimal Porters < < ters "Allan Dare. " Minnie Palmer will be Been In eastern ! theatres next fall playing in Fred Marsdcn'3 comedy , "Tho Stepmother. " Mrs. Langtry has abandoned her Idea of doing.Shakespeare's . "Antony and CIeo patra" spectacularly this season Gits Philips ( Ootty Uooft ) will return to the stage next season , playing his old pait Ot Snorkey in "Under the Uasllght" Salsburys Tioubadours will coiilino them * Reives next season to the "Uummlnir Bird , " farce comedy from a ( iermatrsouice. "Tho Marquis" will succeed "Ermlnle" afl the Now York Casino on September 17. Thj "Ermlnlo" company will go onthuioad. Sarah Ueruhardt left Paris heavily lndcbK | She has called a meeting ot her en dltoi a ana will settle her bills before appearing In SOT * dou's new play. Ed Harrlgan , It ! s said , will lay the sce.net of the play on which lie Is at nriMiiit engaged In the south , and the work will be ambitlouf and consistent. "Lohengrin , " which had to ba withdrawn ; . In Paris on account of the demonstration OS a crowd of ragmiililns , Is to be given next winter In Lyons and Marseilles. j Edcuard Audran , cumpOor of. the ' 'Mas1' cotte , " is hard at work on a new fantastla opera called "Mohammed's Paradise. " wlitca will shortly bo produced at Brussels. Mmo. Janauschek Is spending thosoasonl at Newport She takes long rambles In _ blue flannel tallor-uiado dress and ugly , buf comfortable , English walking shoos. j Forty thousand people are classed a Anieilcan actors. Their average pay If 91,000 a year. Considering the average quay Ity of the acting this Is exorbitant pay. , Mrs. Dion Bouclcault and her son Aiitirew will begin their season at St. Paul ou Auguif 3 , in "Sly Ueraldino , " under the inamga * * ment of Messrs. Hamilton and liogers. Of the four Paris theatres that are substL dlzed by the government only two are pios- * perous. The Grand opera house for the las ) six months has rolled up a deficit of 830,0001 Tony Hart Is suffering from paresis , and there is a report that ho has been conilned ip tlio Uloomlngdalo asylum tor the insanel \Vorry and overwork are said to Imvo caused. Hart's mental overthrow. I It is believed that when the next theatrical season opens high hats \\ill be worn nt the play or opera only by ladies of twenty-five ? or over. All under that ago will wear pretty little bonnets or Ipw-crowned hats. Itobeit N. Dunbar , the popular high bnrl- tone , will probably sing tenor roles next vcur with Colonel Foster's Boston Ideals. The tenor roles ot modern lyric opera lie easily within the range of Mr. Dunbar's voice. It is expected that about 8,000 peopio will witness the performance of "As You1 Like It * ' at Manuhester-by.tho-Sea. The' audience will bu seated ou the lawn and the performance will bo given In the open air/ Miss F. Louise Shepard , the young AmerN can soprano , who has been studIng the direction of Mmo. do Lagraugo lor some months past , lias just accepted an ndvant- ' ageous engagement for a reason ot opera iu Italy. . A. M. Palmer will send two "Jim the Pen man" companies on tlio road next season1' One headed by Adit Dyas , will open Its sea son at the Grand opera house on September 1 , while the other , with May Biooklyn , will begin its season in New England about' October 1. Some unusual accessories will mark the production of "A Dark Secret" at the Waif nut street ( Philadelphia ) theater on Satur day , September 8. The oarsmen Teemet and llosmer are to appear in thu Henley re * patta scene , and a steam launch will also figure in It. , Messrs. Hobson and Crane , who are sum mering at Cohasset , will soon return to New York to beln rehearsing Broiison Howard's , now four act comedy , "Tho Henrietta , " with which they will open the season at the Union Square theatre on September 1W Great hopes are expressed for the play. Mr. Carl Strakosch Is the manager of tlio Clara Louis Kellogg Concert and Opera com-1 panv for the ensuing season. Tlio vocalists , besides Miss Kelloirg , are Miss Carrie Morsei contralto : Mr. Carlo Spiuaroll , tenor , and Mr. William H. Lee , baritone. Mr. Charles K. Pratt is to be the conductor , The company will , besides giving their conceit pieces , ap pear in costume in selections ftom the operas' " " "Favorlta " " " of "Trovatore , , "lUgoletlo , and "Faust.11 A STRANGE CASE. A Cataleptic Recovering from a Seven Months' Trance. Joliet Dispatch to St. Louis Globc-Dcra * ocrat : The case of Mrs. John Herbert : a cataleptic of seven months' standing inr this place , and which has been noted in the Globe-Democrat from time to tliwej has come to bo the most noted case ot record. For live months Mrs. Herbert * lay in a sloop perfectly helpluss , eating ] nothing but liquid food , which wus forced1 down the throat , never opening the eyes or apparently moving a niuslu. Her case attracted the attention of Dr.1 Ilomin ! J. Curtiss , surgeon in general of St. Joseph's hospital , who had her removed - moved to the institution over' which ho presides. Ho began a treatment ot elec tric baths , and the sleeping oatulcptld steadily gained in llcsh and strength , biib not mentally. She hud buuu reduced to almost a skeleton. The Globe-Democrat correspondent visited her to-day at the hospital and found her slowly improving. She rises up , sits down , and wuks ! obedient to the will of Dr. Curtiss , but her eyes rciuaiu closed and shn docs not utter a word , She. is like a silent ghost. \ \ luio Dr. Curtiss was experimenting with her and compelling her , like an automaton , to obey his will , ho gave tlio followingstato/ ment , illustrating it'with the patient. Dr. Curtiss said : "The patient Is certainly ono of the most notable cataleptics history records. She is improving under treatment here , Her condition , however , is still catalep tic. She has gained strength , and walks about going whichever wiy : she IH led , When walking a slight pull or touch on her clothing or person will turn her course. Shu walks automatically whoa told to walk , and sits down whnn told to do so. or when directed by pulling on her clothing. Thu cataleptic h evidently n mind-reader of the .most excellent typo , for she follows her leader with great skill. The touch of a feather on her cheek or clothing or per on , and even unconscious inclinations ou the part ot tlio peopio around her , will alter her course when she is walking. " During the past week the cataleptic has buaun to show Mgns of intelligence in her volition. She has boon detected opening her eyes and taking a sly look around her , and lias boon seen to smila at a good story. Shn also manifests an aversion to her dose of cod liver oil , anil when tlio oil is brought near she turn * away with an expression of disgust. \ \ hen the cataleptic wus taken to the ; hospital she was so emaciated that hen death was.daily expected , but undo * skillful treatment shohuttgaiucd to her recovery is now hoped far. frinr TTd T