Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, July 23, 1887, Page 4, Image 4
n THE OMAHA DAILY BEE : SATURDAY. JULY 23. 1887. JTHE DAILY BEE , PUBLISHED EVERY MORNING. ncn H or MunAcnTtriox : Dtflr ( MornI.iff Edition ) Including Sunday Br.r , Uno Year flO 00 For 81 * Month * ft 00 For Thrco Monlhn. . . W The Omabit Sunday HICK , mailed to any ddrew , One Year , 200 OMAHA omrr. No. mi Ann Din FAUXA * I mtit vrm * orxins. Hiw > rt.'mrnirxc nnii.nii" . WABMI.NUTOX orrici , No , in FotiHiii.Trn SIIIKKT. Oonnr.spoNnENcr. : All oetnmunlcationsrolntlnirtonewii nnJpdl- torlnl rattter hould bo ad'lrosaod to the EDI- ton or TUB UKK. All butlnos * letter * and remittances ihould bo MflreiMod to Tnx ! ) Puni.miiNO COM I'A NT , OMAIU. Drrtftfl , ohaoka nnil ponlnfflco order * to be made payabto to tuo orclir of tbo company THE BEE POBLISRIlTciPURT , PROPRIETORS , E. ItOSKWATKn. KniTon. THE DAILY 111212. Swora Statement of Circulation. Btato of Nebraska. lfl . | 8l 8- County of Douzlas ; ( Ico. 1) . Tzschucif , secretary of The Hoc Publishing company , does soli'innly swear that the actual rlrcnlntlon of tlin Dally Bee for the week ending July 15 , lt > S7 , was as follows : Hattirdav.Jnly ft. 14.209 Hundav. July 10 14X ( ) Monday. July li 14.rar Tuesdav/July 13. in.OVi Wednesday. July 13. W.ftSi ThtiHdar. Julv 14 T3.UJO Friday , July IS i : ,83i Average H.078 GKO. i * . TZSCIIUCK. Sworn to nnd subscribed In my presence this lOtli day Of July , A. L ) . 1887. fSKAL.1 Notary Piibftc. Btato of Nebraska , I . .Doiielas County , j * Oco. B. TzRchuctr , being first duly sworn , deposes and smjs that he Is secretary of The Boo I'ubliahlni ? company , that tlio nrtunl average dally circulation of the Dally Bed for the month of , luly , 18SO , 13,314 copies ; for August , 18R8. 12,404 conies ! for Septem ber , 180 , 13,030 coriles ; for October , ItfcH , 12.08U copies ; for November. J8SO , 13M8 : copies ; for December , 1880.13,357 copies ; for January 1887. 10,26ft copies ; for February. 1887 , 14,10s copleo ; for March. 1887 , 11,400 copies ; for April. 1S87.14,310 copies ; for May. 187. 14,837 copies ; for Jun6 13S7,14,147 copies. OKO. B. TzicrrucK. Subscribed nnd sworn to before ma this 1st day of July A. D. , 1887. [ SEAL.I N. P. FEIL. Notary Public. THE amount of ox-United State ? Treas urer Jordan's shortage of fa.50 may make a great issue in the next campaign. IT is Dr. McUIynn now that has the latest presidential boom. The ticket may read McCJlynn nnd George Instead , of George and McGlynn. HELLO there ! The Bell telephone mo nopoly hna won an important patent suit ngalnst the Globe company. Now look ont for a temporary advance in Bell stock. COLORADO has swallowed tin the South Piatto river in its irrigation ditches to the detriment of the farmers of western Nebraska. Colorado ought to trade some of 1U Malta river water 'or Nebraska , corn juico. ROTHAKEH vouches for the sobriety and good conduct of Mr. BcchcL As both of Inoso gentlemen travel together in the police patrol wagon when they can't find a hack they ought to certify to cacli other's good behavior. TUB greatest freak of the ago has been discovered at Bazoo , Mo. It is a man who would not pay for his mother-in- law's collin. Ho has been urged to occupy * place in a dime museum alongside of Eteve llrotllc. the bndgo jumper. Tnosu who claim that success or fail ure is the critcnon of right and wrong have another instance. "BossiShoppard , " who loft the national capitol yeara ago with the curses of its inhabitants because of the many taxes which his far-reaching improvements entailed upon them , has BOW returned with their blessing , lie was a powerful man in his day. and against all opposition carried forward improvements that changed Washington from a straggling village to a city of magnificent distances. When the taxes were heavy ho was a bad man , bnt when they proved to be like broad thrown upon the waters he became purged of hia sins. MR. EDWARD ATKINSON is going to Eu rope on behalf ot this government to Mudy the silver question , a mission simi lar to that of Mr. Manton Marble a eonplo of years ago. Aside from the ab surdity of sending a man abroad for this special purpose , the choice in the present instance is not a wise one. As a political economist Mr. Atkinson is a good deal ol a charlatan , and moreover it is question able whether any confidencecau bo placed In the integrity of his views after be has made the investigation. Such knowledge as that gentleman possesses bo is apt to make profitable to himself on Kchalf of the side that can pay best for it. TUB state * division question is again disturbing the peace of California , as it has done periodically for the past thirty years. According to thu San Francisco CKronieht however , the great majority ol the people of the state take no interest in the question and do not dusiro a division. It says that every conceivable argument , except political preferment foe a cuoion fend , is against division , and makes both a practical and sentimental plea againsi uch a proposition. The fact remains , however , that them is a good deal of a sen tlmeut in the southern counties favorable to division , and it is a question whether uidor the action taken in 1850 , when f division was voted , those counties cannot demand to bo allowed to organize aa n BOW state. The wisdom of such a move- Biont would bo another matter. WE have another instance of demo cratic economy. Last winter a bill was passed appropriating (35,000 for educational tional purposes in Alaska. This aum Blr. Swluuford , governor of the colony Raid was utterly inadequate. But now oomcs the first comptroller of the treasury and decides that if the secretary of tin interior considers it necessary , the com mlssioner of education may visit UK Alaska schools , the expenses of such f trip an unnecessary ollicial excursion to bo taken out of the above named an propriatlou. Ihls is democratic retrenchment. Any ene could lull It by the car murks Economy of this kind is a fitting com Dauion piece to our modern Jellursoniac implicity which enables a president With twice the salary ot his predecessors to pay certain expenses incurred at the White House out of the public treasury Which tbaj paid out of their own pockets A "Dark Horao" on the Outlook. The steamship Etrnrl.t , sailing from Now York to-day , will take out na one ot its passengers Mr. Chauncoy M. ) cpew , the president of the New York Central & Hudson River railroad. It Is n fact of goncr.il knowlcdgo that in the effort of a paper at Toledo , O. , to nscer- , aln the preferences of its readers for residential candidate. * , Mr. Dcpow was ihown to bo the choice of about a score. Ints did not fairly represent that gentle- man's following , howovor. Wo have au thority for laying that n great many re publicans of Now York regard Mr. Dcpow as being an available candtdafo for the presidency , and it is not at all im probable that under certain circum stances his name would be presented to the next republican national convention as the choice of Now York. At all events It cannot bo a mistake to place him in the list of "dark horses. " Mr. Dopow Is a flno lawyer nnd an orator of no moan degree. Ho is also a politician and frequently talks politics. Ho did so a few days ago , expressing the opinion that the heads of the old tickets will bo rcnomlnatcd next year. Ho also bclioves there will boa labor party ticket in the Held , and in that event ho regards republican success as assured. From two-thirds to throe-fourths of the voters enlisted In the labor parly will bo drawn from the democrats , and if that party should mnko any such showing as it may reasonably bo expected to under an or ganised cll'ort in in a national campaign the reduction it would make in the democratic vote would certainly lose that party New York , and probably all the northern states upon which that party is counting. And from present indications tliero appears to i > o nothing moro certain than that thuiu will be si labor candidate for the presidency next year , and that tliero will bo a thoroughly organized movement supporting him. How formidable this is likely to be can bo better judged after the results are arcortained of the labor vote this year in the states where the labor party will run tickets , but in any event this is very sure to bo : i most im portant factor in the next national cam paign , with all the probabilities favoring the vlow expressed by Mr. Dopow. The opinion of thatgontloman that Mr. Blaine is certain to bo the republican can didate has its chief value as a reflection of the wish ot that portion of the party to wlu'oh Mr. Donew belongs , and which in Now York is per haps the controlling portion. It is by no means necessary to the result which Mr. Depow prophecies that Mr. Blaine should be thu republican candidate. The Difference. OMAHA , Neb. , July SO , 1887. The BF.I : publishing Company. Gentlemen : Your at tention Is invited to the following : Sealed proposals will bo received by the un dersigned until 8 o'clock p , m. Saturday , July 2J , 1837 , from the dally papers of this city for the publication of all advertisements ot the board of education for a period of one year from date of contract , bidder testate the price to be charged per square ( ten lines nonpareil ) Or fraction thereof , for one , two , three , four , live and subsequent Insertion * . All advertisements to be set In solid non pareil. By order of the Board. Yours Truly , J. B. Pii-Eis , Secretary Board of Education. Now mark the difference between the course pursued by the board of educa tion and the city council with regard to ollicial advertising. When the city clerk was directed to invite proposals for of ficial advertising last month he inserted an obscure "notice" asking for bids for hay , corn , ice. printing and coal. The bids were to cover the fiscal year begin ning July 1 , 1887 , and ending July 1 , 1888. No standard typo or measurement was given to cnablo bidders to make a uniform proposal. As a matter of fact the fiscal year under the charter begins and ends with January , and the council is expressly required by tbo charter to let the official advertising in January of each year. The notice asking proposals with printing sandwiched between coal , ice and hay was manifestly a put up job. Instead of ordering the city clerk to re- advertise for fair competition , the coun cil awarded a contract to the Republican without competition , and when the court enjoined this contract as fraudulent , they passed a resolution by which the same job is sought to bo perpetrated in a roundabout way. The advertising of the school board will not exceed f 300 a year. The city advertising- averages $400 a month. The Tbrre Bowes. Hnscall , Bechel and Ford have become thu bosses of the. council. Ilascall's per sonal grievance against Seavey has been magnified : into an issue with the police commission and supported under the pre text that the dignity of the council has been assailed. ficchcL Is disgruntled be- cauio Broatoh was made mayor , and is plotting with Rothacker and Moynihan to harrass and worry the mayor at every stop. Fat Ford is desperate because his trade in police patronage has been broken up , and his boarders can no longer graduate with a commission on the police force. This triumvirate of bosses keep the city in constant turmoil and make it almost a disgrace tor any respectable man to remain in the council. They have managed so tar to enlist a majority of the council into a support of their dog- in-tho-mangcr , rule-or-ruin policy , but ihe pcopla arc becoming impatient , and such reputable members as Bailey , Boyd , Counsoman , Cheney , Snydcr , Bedford and Van Camp can no longer ignore pub lic sentiment. They can no longer justify the underhanded trickery of the council bosses. They cannot glvo good reasons why the council should refuse to approve the bonds of the police com mission , when they are signed by such men as William A. Faxton , Herman Knuutzo , and other citizens equally re sponsible. They cannot fuco their con stituents , who demand bettor police protection. These members must break away from bad leader ship if they want to maintain their own solf-rospoct and retain the confidence of the people they represent. A Division Called For. Omaha is now a city ot moro than 00,000 population. In point of intelli gence , culture , social refinement , public spirit and enterprise , Omaha is the peer of any other American city , When Omaha secured a metropolitan charter it was expected that she would also become one of the best governed cities in the union. Unfortunately for Omaha her local legislature , the city council , has by its per- vcfte , reckless andllawless course blocked much needed reforms and made ofTiclu&t police protection an impossibility/ disgraceful contro versy with the polioo commission had now continued for moro than two months. Under the pernicious leadership df rowdy editors nnd desperadoes , the counoll has gone from bad to worse , nnd aroused an inex pressible resentment among respectable citizens of nil classes. Instead of pursu ing n manly , honorable course , and pay ing respect to the mandate of the charter , a policy of obstruction has been pursued which tends to demoralize the police and Incites other city ofliciula and employes to lawlessness. On behalf of the reputable citizens and taxpayers a division Is called for. Wo bclicvo that a majority ot the council are disposed to do right. They have simply allowed themselves to bo misled by un principled nnd dishonest leaders. They do not realize that by standing in with this disreputable clique they have brought disgrace upon Omaha. Reputable and honest members must separate themselves from the rascals and boodlcrs. When wo say rascals and boodlcrs wo moan what those terms imply. There are six or seven members in the council who can bo classed ns such. These audacious scoundrels have duped decent nicmbersand raado jumping jacks and stool pigeons of them. It is high time no < T for honest members of the council to stand up and bo counted. Their constituents want the shuop to separate from the goats. They will not stand trilling any longer. llrunkcn Englnccrn. ' At the inquest growing out of the St. Thomas railway disaster last week , where nineteen lives were lost , witnesses swore the engineer of the excursion train was drunk , and that the conductor had also been drinking and was unlit to have charge of thu train. There is a crowing carelessness in the use of drink upon the part of railroad engineers that should bo restricted by the most stringent law. While a drunken engineer is not a com mon sight on American roads , there are a number of them do moro or less drinking. There nrc some general olllccrs of roads who have stopped long enough from tholr schemes to put up the rates of transportation to give n thought to the safety and comfort of the traveling pub lic and have issued orders that an em ploye In charge of a train will bo dis missed if found while on duty using stimulants of any kind. To remedy this evil-and guarantee safety to these who travel from accidents occurring by the carelessness of intoxicated employes legislation is needed , and that very soon. PKKSIDENT CLEVELAND and his beauti ful wife do not have to be coaxed to come to Omaha , and great delegations of "prominent citizens" sent to Wash ington with bound petitions making appeals in order to give the plucu a business boom. Mr. Cleveland long ago said ho intended coming to Omaha this fall , and of course ho will do so. Mrs. Cleveland is the proud pos sessor of Homo valuable real estate hero and naturally she wishes to see the great city of the west in which she is most in terested. They will bo gladly welcomed and will bo given the best the town af fords. The first Iowa crank who at tempts to scare them away will lind his red remains scattered over sixteen couu- tics > _ _ _ _ _ _ THE relations between O. H. Rothacker and the editor of the BKE are known to be of such a nature that any views wo may venture to express about the crim inal libel suit brought against Rothackcr by G. M. Hitchcock would bo ascribed to personal animosity. It goes without saying , however , that this community almost to a man is in sympathy with Mr. Hitchcock , and reprobates the indecent and brutal assault upon him which is the basis of his complaint. TIIE hanging of David Hodman at Ne braska City is the first instance of a man being executed for the crime of train- wrecking. Governor Thayer is to bo commended for the firm stand which ho took in this matter. The deed was a most dastardly one , as it caused the death of an engineer and jeopardized the lives of a whole train load ot other innocent persons. _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ w _ _ IT WAS to have been expected that the Chang of the Herald would sympathize with Eng of the Jtcpitblican. These Siamese twins are bonnd together by a ligature of llcsh and blood which naturalists designate by the name of Moynihan. _ _ _ _ _ _ _ Other Lands Than Ours. The coercion net having become a law , the question that tnnturally suggests itself is. what will the government do with it ? Ireland must be made peaceful. The passage of the law was only made passable by the promlso of settling the disqujet so long cxistinsr in Ireland. The conservatives will bo hold to their prom ises , and no excuse will bo available. Unless within a reasonable time the as surances they have given the country of what could bo accomplished under this law and realized in results , they can not expect to continue in the cnnlidenco of the country , upon which their hold would seem to be steadily weakening. It is their 'List chance , and they will stand or fall by it. Briefly summarized the act authorizes the lord lieutenant to "pro claim" a district , or any number of dis tricts , at will , the law becoming'applica ble to such sections immediately. That ofllcial may also declare any organiza tion "dangerous , " and by proclamation and by force prohibit and suppress it This is aimed at the Land league , of course. He likewise has power to search any and all houses for arms and amuni- tion , and , subject to the approval of his council , he may at will make , revoke , add to and alter many sections of the law so as to render it moro binding in certain cases whore men cannot bo reached in any other manner. The vari ous courts in Ireland are given summary jurisdiction of the ollon&es under the act growing out of the disputes between landlords and tenants ; special juries may bo had at any time for the trial of prisoners ; arrests for interfering with the collection of rents either by word or deed may bo sunimar- illy made ; witncjscs may bo compelled polled to attend courts , and , on applica tion by the prosecution , causes may be removed from one county to another in Ireland , or to England , if deemed proper. No legal language ctfiv ) f envoy an ade quate idea of the tyrufny which is pos sible under the not. \ U is intended to repress agitation against existing laws , to fasten the land Injustice moro firmly on the people , to rotylcr , evictions moro easy and to make any outcry n felony. It will fill the prisons' , clog the courts and vastly increase flic "misery of the poor. If with suah a law and all the power the consarvativo' government of England fails to aclilove ! the pacification of Ireland as nil unprejudiced men bo * Hove it will fail , lUjroiuullation is sure , nnd the ministry of Salisbury will have made a record ns th6 most unworthy In the history of modern England. Great interest lias been centered in the rec ent by-elections m England , all of which have resulted in liberal gains , giving evidence that the tide of public opinion is setting strongly toward Mr. Gladstone again. The gains made by the Uladstonian candidates in the three English constituencies where elec tions occurred this week average as high as those made in Spaldlug , Faddlngton and Coventry In the early part of this month. In two of the three districts the tory majorities were so largo in Decem ber , 1885 , that the liberals did not attempt to contest them a year ago. In the third the vote of the lories in July , 1880 , was nearly double that of the liberals. The latter could therefore have had no pros pect of success to Inspire them with con fidence or to arouse their enthusiasm. Their vote must bo taken as an expres sion of opinion nothing more. 1'cr- haps the most significant feature of these recent elections is the proof they furnish that the Gladstoninns are not only stronger In the constituencies now than they were a year ago , but that they are stronger than they were In December , 1885 , when the homo rule issue had not been raised and the liberals were appar ently united. The results justify the recent - cent exultant spoechus of Mr. Gladstone. That Lord Randolph Churchill is still n force In English politics is well shown in the influence he exerted in obtaining tory concessions on the land bill. Whatever his motive may lie , his action is com mendable , and it is now well assured that the bill will bo so modified in the com mittee as to relieve it of the most obnox ious features und give it a compara tively fair character. Some unionist members would undoubtedly prei'er to see the measure shelved for the pres ent , and wait for the outcome of events under the crimes act. They are not only losing heart but also the confidence of their constituents , nnd if they cannot succeed in passing bills in the Interest of other parts ot the knigdom their chances of re-election will bo small , Indeed. In the words of Mr. UWdstono : "Ireland blocks the way , and the blows which Lord Randolph and his friends are di recting against the lifrid.bill may bring about a defeat which , if It do not lead tea a concession of honWrule , will at least advance the time of itscaminc. " * ' * i French nflairs havc1jcc6mo more peace ful , and as one of ( lie conditions ot the change the decline ; of Boulanger as a popular idol is natural. There has per haps never existed any just reason for supposing that the favorite general ever had any other than patriotic motives for the course ho has pursued. Up is both n thorough Frenchman and n soldier and while regarding Germany with uU the hostility which is an essential part of French patriotism , his vocation would inevitably lead him to pursue n policy necessary to put France in a position to successfully resent any future encroachments from the hated power. If ho wont beyond the reason- nblo limit in this direction he but followed the soldier instinct. But it is evident that the people are becoming convinced that the policy of the ex-war minister was not what France required. It was not only enormously expressive , but it WOK a menace to peace which was adverse to the interests of the republic. The second sober thought having come to them they therefore put Uio preservation and security of the republic before all else , and while not denying to Boulanger all that can bo claimed for him as ; > soldier are content to leave with others the functions of statesmanship. They have been brought to understand that supreme devotion to the ambition or interests of any man , to the disparage ment of these to whoso hands had boon committed the duties and responsibili ties of government is perilous to the gen eral welfare. Hence the idol is being de serted and French patriotism grows warmer toward the republic. It is a cheering fact , which it may bo hoped will continue and grow stronger. Us ten dency is to lessen the doubts of these who have felt that the present republic of Franco does not rest on very firm foun dations , and to encourage tbo hopes of these who desire that this strong repub lican leaven iu Europe shall remain. * . * . It has been observed by an intelligent writer that the world has been so intent upon regarding the military operations of Germany that it has lost sight of the great progress she boa made in commerce ana industry. This progress can only bo compared to that made by Franco under the second empire , while it has this single advantage that it is in the mam the rokult of individual enterprise , not of statd initiative nnd im pulse. The industrial development of Germany has prccoJed patl passu with her military aggrandizement ; and when ever she is relieved if rom the dread of immediate attack , which , 'with or with out reason , is her ddratiyint thought at the present moment , s it has been over slnco the late war , honpolicy will neces sarily bo detected by fcomhiercial rather than strategical con idor'ationa. Ger many bos all the conditions required for the creation of a gtfoat mercantile community. She has ) a large and hard working population , c itral position ; her people have the trading and coloniz ing instinct ; her merchants have estab lished themselves successfully m nil parts of thu globe. All that she requires to become a first-class mercantile power is free access to the sea and the com mand of a largo seafaring population , ( liven these conditions , it is not diflicult to foretell that Germany , if she retains her military supremacy , will not rest content without having a better seaboard than she at present possesses. Sooner or later the Austrian portson the Mediter ranean will probably bo made available for tbo extension and development of German trade. " * Bulgaria is still occupying a place in the arena of European interest. The la test Information states that Prince Ferdi nand may decline the throne , probably frightened from his first apparent eager ness to accept the pri/.o by the attitude of Russia in declining to regard the action of the sobrnnjo as valid. Ferdinand Is described as a poor , Insignificant , weak creature , and if this docs him justice ho Is clearly not the man to govern Bul garia under present conditions. The fact that ho is a person of this character may explain the apparent indifl'urcnco of the other powers regarding his selection. The present appearances are that Russia's will in the matter will be again respited. * * The resignation of the grand vizier of Turkey la likely to further complicate the sultan in the position which ho has assumed on the Egyptian question , nnd his endeavor to persuade the British commissioner to postpone his departure from Constantinople shows that he fully understands the gravity of the situation. Much ns Great Brit ain would no doubt like to be relieved from the buidon of longer main taining : i large army of occupation in Ejjrnt.slm Is not likely to agruo to n modification of the terms of' the conven tion. A change in a Turkish ministry means a great deal , nnd the sultan's fears of internal revolt may yet prove stronger than the feeling of alarm with which he has been viewing the opposition of Franco and Russia. PROMINENT I'KIISONS. President Cleveland writes with a stub pen nnd a cork penholder. Kx-Henator Allen Q. Thurman has been spending the past few weeks with his mar ried daughters in LOIIK Island. Secretary Lamar is an ungraceful horse back rider , but ho Is partial to the exercise. Valentine Baker Pacha never drinks any- thin ; : except brandy and soda. Ho says It kept him alive In his Egyptian campaign. Miss Binry Sherman , the pretty blonde daughter of the senator from Ohio , Is hlthty educated , but of a rcttilUK aud gentle dispo sition. Mayer Ho\\ltt icfusps to have his rest broken by reporters , and wards them off by saying that he Isn't reading newspapers dur ing his stay at Saratoga. The duke of Hamilton , who was one of the heaviest plungers on the English turf , now devotes all his tluio to jachtiiig. He has just returned from the lied sea. Dr. Edward Schultzor , now best known as Eiuin 1'arha , the hero of the equatorial prov inces , whom Mr. Stanley was on the way to relive , was born at Oppuln , In Soleala. He was the son of a German merchant George Francis Train now permits adults to approach and address him , having aban doned his rule of not allowing them within arm's reach and compelling them to commu nicate with him In writing handed in by a child. Dr. Henry Carpenter , who died recently nt Lancaster , Pa. , v as the family physician of Thaddcus Stevens and James Buchananand attended them both In their last illnesses. It was at his wedding that they met for the last time , and ho was the mediator who ef fected a leconclliatlon between tnera after a long estrangement. Of nil the great personnels who witnessed thu public procession , Buffalo Bill was the only one to receive recognition from the royal family. The queen nodded to him ns she passed his sent , and the Prince of Wales took off his hat and saluted as he led the royal Ktiard of honor by. It scorns that even royalty knows a man when It sees one. Ho Will Peter Out. CAfeii/u Jfaif. "What will Dr. McOlynn do now ? " asks an exchange. He will probably work his boom for all there is In It and then "peter out. " War Ott the Hip Pocket. Atlanta Constitution. Texas 1ms begun war on the hip pocket in earnest. A statute lias been passed which strictly forbids concealed weapons of all kinds. Now it the grand juries and judges will honestly enforce this law we shall see a cheering decrease in the number of Texas homicides. Gold Will Prove Its Ruin. Philadelphia Itcanil. If It should turn oat to be true that paying gold mines have been discovered in Michigan we fear it will ruin the greenback party In that state. The rag baby Is a creature of more lusty lite among the Wolverines than In other parts of the country , but it could not live atop a cold mine. In Missouri. St. Joe Gazette , A bust of ( lOor.'c Washington sits in a bacK jnrd on upper Third street nnd the weeds have grown up nround 11 until they .scratch the old man's nock. A cataplllai's nest is In one ear and a hop-toad has established his country seat on the top of the patriot's head. Whom' . ' Oh. whore Is Tuttle ? At no point In Missouri would a bust of Jesse James be al'owed ' such neglect and dev cciatlon. Where ? Oh , where Is Missouri's respect for the Father of our Country ? A Pair of Harpies. ffeio I'uik Time * . Following the recent example of the Stan dard oil trust , which it resembles iu many respects , the Hell telephone company has de clared an extra dividend ot 4 per cent in ad dition to the very largo teeular dividends which are annually distributed upon Its watered stock. The trust's wealth has been gained by cruel nnd unlawful oppression , the Boll company's by fraud aud nxtoitlon. Both are monopolies one supported by consphacy and the other by law. The Hell company's extra dividends are drawn from the prollts ot annual rents of SI4 for Instruments whoso entire cost Is S3.42nnd from the stock which subordinates companies have been compelled to surrender. The money which supplies those dividends ought to remain In the pockets of the uwrs of telephones , and most of It would be there If legislators had done tholr plain duty. Siuilo 'Whenever Yon Can. When things don't go to suit you And the world seems upside down , Don't waste your time In frcttinir , Unt drive a way that frown ; Since life Is oft perplexlnsr , 'Tls much the wisest plan To bear nil trials bravely , Aud smile whun'er you can. Why should you dread the morrow , And thus despoil to-dayV For when you borrow trouble You always have to pay. It Is u good old maxim , Which often nhould bo preached Don't cross the bridge before you Until the bridge Is reached. You inlclit be spared much slghm ? If you would keep In mind Tbo thought that good and evil Are always well combined. 'Ihero must be somcthlmr wanting , And though you roll In wealth You may niisa from your casket That precious jewel health. And though you're atrnng nnd sturdy You may have an Pinuty purse ( Andearth has many trials Which I consider \\orso ) ; But whether joy or sorrow Kill up your mortal span , Twill make your pathwaj brighter To smllo whennVr you can. Chcycnnd has cribbed a burglar Whoso boast is that ho lost 170,000 In gambling in two years. 8TATR AND TEllltlTOKV. . NcbfMk * Jotting * . "Beware of the foaming bowl always blow off the collar. " Dave Hoffman. The Missouri Pile I lie will take n hnml In the street car business in Nebraska City. City.Crete is preparing for the fall rush by reorganizing the board of trade nnd cut ting down the weeds. L. A. Clark , of Columbus , hna been elected president of the association of railroad station agents. Nebraskr. City will vote August 23 on the question of Issuing $ , V,000 ) iu bonds for sewer and paving purposes. "The printers of North Piatto , " says the Telegraph , "send greeting to J. M. Thurston , of Omaha , and it reads thus : Printers 13 , lawyers 3. Valentino and vicinity socurrd another crop of hailstones Just Tuesday. The man who attempted to measure one of them was killed on the spot. Crete had scarcely recovered from the effect of the Chautauqua when her base ball club was pounded ont of shape bv n Friend nine nnd burglars hit her for $7. Hall county feels sore in the region of her cash box , by reason of Judge Uundy's decision in the Union Pacilic tax cases. The decision is equivalent to the loss of $10,000. The refreshing news comes from Kear ney that I'latUsmouth and Holdrcgu took first premium in the "green" races. It is reported that Fremont was barred out , ns it was conceded that she would take everything in sight. The three-year-old child of Charles Dean , night watchman on the Blair bridge , over the Missouri river , fell through the trestle work to the ground below , a distance of fifty feet and miracu lously escaped serious Injury. An accommodating cyclone struck | the young town of W'allaco on the B. A : M. In Lincoln county , and carted the con tents of two lumber yards and a hard ware store to convonlentsitcs for rebuild ing. Had a sudlc'cnt ' number of car penters been around at the time , all the material on hand might have been turned into buildings in an instant. During the construction of Hoffman's choker In the jail yard In Nebraska City , a workman placed apiece ot timber on the window of Lee ohollenbcrgcrs cell. Thu child-murderer grow wrothy , swore hko a pirate and expressed n consuming desire to salute the workman nnd "cut his d d heart out. " J/oo is working his throat for all it is worth , as his time on earth la limited. Iowa Itcmn. Armour threatens to plant a packing house in Sioux City. The old settlers of western Iowa will have a reunion at Macedonia August 1. A candy nnd cracker factory , with a capacity of fifty hands , will start up in Sioux City September 1. The faith euro physician is creating the periodical sensational at Anamosa. Faith in cooler weather ought to bo cheering to the average mortal during these hot days. A woman at Burlington has become In sane from the effect of undue religious excitement. She had been attending a meeting of the evangelists and ran screaming through the streets. There Is sorrow nt Dubuquo. The dirges of bitter woe fill the air. The cir cus didn't come ns advertised. After the sham battle accident at Clinton it skipped into Wisconsin the day it was to nave showed there , thus leaving nil Dubuque in the anguish of disappointment. Dakota. The total assessed valuation of Hyde county is ? G27,000. The Methodists at DcSmet dedicated a church last Sunday costing f'J,300. The local option petitions are now ere- nting considerable excitement in several counties of the territory. Judge Thomas tins decided the cele brated town site case involving the title to a large tract of land within the limits of Rapid City in ftivor of the city , by de claring the deed is. ucd by Probate Judge Benedict illegal. Harry Wilhelm , who returned to Deadwood - wood a few days ago from the reserva tion round-up , reports in the Times that cattle losses have been enormous. The Harlan company gathered IBO of a brand of 1,000 : Kennedy found a solitary steer out of 200 on the range last fall ; Parker , out of 185 , drove in three ; thu Hash Knife lost -15,000 cattle and 400 horses , and so it goes. Loss of sheep was not ns heavy. an indicated in one instance by a count of 1,800 out of 3,600. The 1,300 have dropped 800 lambs. Wilhelm does not believe that much of a drift will be found elsewhere. He saw few carcasses or skeletons , but is of the opinion that re mains wcro washed out by spring fresh ets. The Hash Knife has a large drive on the road in and others are restocking. Very little -beef will be sent to market this season. Avyomlitfr. Lnrnmio county has n debt of $200,700 , moitly railroad bonds. Burlington surveyors arc at work in thu coal fields near Sundance. There are ISO more miles of taxable railroad in L-iramie county this year than last. The territory university , just completed in Lnramut at a cost of $50,000 , will bo opened September 0. Tlio faiurs of the circus , which camped in Laramie recently , robbed the residents of $1,000 and escaped alire. The assessed valuation of Lnramio county foots up 9,503,501 , exclusive of railroad and telegraph lines. The plat of the Cheyenne & Burlington railroad has been returned to the Cheyenne - enno land oflicu from the department of the interior , with the secretary's ap proval. The road will enter Wyoming at a point on the Colorado line ono mile east of Crow creek , and crosses the Union Pacific n mile southeast of the Choyouno city limits. The Hrst test of the sand which Is to bo used in the manufacture of glass iu thu Laramie glassworks was made last Mon day and the result was a succrss beyond all that had bcun hoped for by tho.su in terested in the project. The glassblowers - blowers who are to go to work September 1 in the massive stone stuicturo that is now Hearing completion , have been ar riving on every train for the pnst week , nnd there are now liftoun expert work men in town. These will bo followed by thlrtv other. Inking a Mud llatli. A well-known gentleman who lives at the Fifth Avenue hotel , Now York , came into the corridor from the street recently looking as if ho had bcon scoured for a week. He s t down , took n long breath und lighting a long cigar , began to puff vigorously. A Mail nnd Express ro- portur asked him if he was ill. He re plied : " 111 ? No , I have just had a dirt bath. Don't know what a dirt bath Is ? Then I'll toll you. I concluded that my system had run down and that I needed homo- thing to hturt my blood to circulating rapidly iu fact , a general vitali/.er. I was directed to take mud baths. These b.ithn uro very expensive. The attendant Blood mo up und began to cover me with what is known as Fuller's earth. 1 was encased in this substance with only my head sticking out. Then I was placed in a trough , a tube was inserted into thu mud nnd an electric current turned on. The sensation was mo = t unique and al most indescribable. Thu earth uruuud my body soon became charged with clue- trfcity. and snapped and coquetted with my akin in n most tantalising way. At times there would suein to bo n race of small tacts down my buck , nnd then thu sensation of a brush gently passing over tuo. My llesh simply acted as u con ductnr , and enjoyed nil the little prnnki that a series of currents from n powerful elcotrlo battery can produce. After an hour 1 wns stripped of the mud and 'aiafsnged' for an hour by two stalwart attendants. A douche of water was then administered , and I wont homo. But thu bath cannot be finished in ono day. I went bnck the next morning nnd wns given a cold-water bath nnd wns rubbed again very thoroughly. Then my feet were placed In water u'.iarged with electricity. The attendants then jci/.ed several largii sponges , dipped them In the water and began to rub mo. It was an electric bath , nnd the sponges fairly made mo howl with the shocks I received. The next day 1 wont bnck and finished the bath. I win placed in n vat of largo grained salt ami rolled about until my flush glowed wltli irritating excitement. A rub-down and water bath then finished my mud bath. It takes only three days. 1 wanted to purspiro and f succeeded. Sometimes I dream I am closed up in an armor o ( mud. and the prespirntion comes from mo in copious streams. If a man hna three solid days to spare 1 think nothing is more pleasant than to take a first-class mud bath. " A THIEVES' PARADISE. llcmnrkablc Condition of California Alter Gold \TOM Dlftcorerctl. Compiled from the first volume of H. II. Bancroft's Popular Tribunals : A remarkable state of affairs existed in California for the first year after the dis covery of gold. The first miners were made up in a great measure of men al ready living here ; they were honest men , and had deserted thu towns to dig gold , and not to defraud their neighbors. Many were known to each other , and few were wholly unknown. Peaceably , and in u primitive way , each for himself picked the precious metal from the river-beds nnd nrovlccs , washed it from thu sands that lined the .streams , or sought n place of his own to dig for it , with nodosiro to enroach ou ground chosen by another. Kights word respected ; theft was unknown. A picker or shovel thrown upon the ground , stick * driven into thu earth , or n written or posted notice that u certain spot will claimed , was sulllcient to secure It against all comers. Miners lived much In the open nir , m cloth tenements or rude huts , leaving their gold dust in bags or bottles unguarded in tent or cabin. The mer cliandiso of the trader was secured only by walls of cloth , which could bu cnslly cut through with a pocket- knife. Goods stacked up by tlio roadside , miles from any cnm'p , rc < niained undisturbed for weeks nnd months. Horses and cattle were safe to roam at largo. After the winter rains had ceased nnd wntor for washing gold had disappeared , in certain * localities piles of rirn dirt were thrown up to bo washed out when rain should cornu again. And though these heaps were often the result of great labor and con taining much wealth , they remained un disturbed during the summer , nnd when autumn came fell to their rightful owners. Differences of opinion were set tled by 'leaving it to the crowd.1 And so it was thu tirst comers found less dis cord existing hero than anywhere else in Christendom. Vessels arrived iu San Francisco that they could find no accommodations for their cargoes on shore. Great quantities of merchandise of all kinds wcro dis charged and piled up along the boach. All of it was wholly exposed , although much of it was valuable. Yol all this time there was scarely a lock on the door of any dwelling , store or warehouse in San trancisco. During this truly golden age of Integrity It never seemed to occur to those honest folks thnt there were nny persons in the world who would wrong fully take property from them. It is said that there was but one case of that in Snu Francisco prior to October , 181 ! ) , and this was a Mexican who stole some blankets , for which ho was publicly whipped on the plaza. During the autumn of 1818 there wcro no such things along the slopes of the Sierras as government , judges ; sheriffs , tax collectors or other ofllccrs ot the law. All were absolutely free aud were thrown upon their good behavior. But in good time it seemed to dawn upon the crim- nals of the world that a gold-yielding wilderness without jail or gallows must be the very paradise for thieves. Aud with the multitudes of honest and order- loving men cauio crowds from thn pur lieus of crime convict colonies poured out their villinus and-oities emptied their slums. After landing at Snu Francisco they usually first made a tour of the mines , there forming Uiu acquaintance of other gentlemen ot their profession , whose projects they were quito ready to join. In this new Hold of enterprise everything seemed to favor them ; the absence of strong government and the physical con dition of the country were all that the most ambitious could desire. The con stantly moving from place to place ol minors and traders , nnd the Intermixture of strangers , nil tended to discourage in quiry , to facilitate the operation ; of outlaws , to allow them to move quickly from place tu place without exciting suspicion. In particular , the lonely and exposed con dition of the roads , and the large nniounl of treasure constantly passing over them , offering alluring opportunities for high way robbury. Stage robbing , nH prac ticed by the profesHion in California , was rather a chivalrous occupation. The gentlemen of the road risked their liven lor whatever happened to bo in tlio ex press box , aud , if no opposition was made , they generally contented them selves with this , und neither robbed nor insulted thn passengers. The Knglish convicts from Australia " " were the worst element infesting thu community. They mndu their headquar ters in San Francisco , at the base of Telegraph Hill. On ono side rose the hill , broken and rugged , throwing out spurs in various directions , and in places presenting to the tide a lofty bUill on whose summit uvun the squatter had uot ventured to porch his oyry. Hound the base and up the little ravines were huts and tents little lartrur than kennels , nnd among thum were scattered indiscrimi nately low dance nnd drinking sa loons. Tlio rendezvous of thieves was In the heart of the district , and wus called Sidney Town. Hero during the day , Hclieinns were corrected thnt were to bo worked out under cover of night. Thu meetings hud their orntors , and leaders wcro placed in charge of pillaging parlies. Singly or in pairs thuy would perambulate the unlighted nnd unwatnhcd streets , robbing , demol ishing or murdering aa passion or fancy dictated. Thuy had away of enticing or forcing their victims to some eminence rising irom the bay , and thence hurling ! them to their death below. The bench - round the 1101 them point of the peninsula , was at one time struwn with human - bones , washed up by thn tide or half burled In the sand. Dnath of \Vnmpuiii Mnmifnoturor. The Patcrson Guardian of July 12 says "James A. Campbell of Pascack , Bergen county , died Friday night nftnr a loin : illness , llu was mi uncle of Prosecutor A. D. Campbell , and was about seventy- five years of ago. Deceased wns the senior member of that part of the Cumi- bell family which about 100 years ago commenced the manufacture of wampum and thu pusiness was continued in the family to tins day. Many years ngo , James A. Cnmpbnll , to meet thu iicues- sity u for n morooxpoditious and liner method of perfecting the work , invented u machine for boring holes in the shells ; thin was a perfect contrivance , nnd no changu has been mndu In it nlnco. The factory nt Pnscnok is thu only ono of iu nature in the world. Thu work it lurnn out Is very line , and samples have bee exhibited ut several world's /air * . "