"TO * THE OMAHA DAILY BEE : FRIDAY. .JULY 15 , 1887. BURLINGTON BENEFACTIONS , i The Btato Journal Breaks Forth in Prataos of Its Hasten. A GROSS MISREPRESENTATION Wholesale Grocers Fllo Complaints Against the Union I'nclflo For I'leoHHlvo Chnrgoa Acont James Discharged. [ FIIOM TUB DER'B MNCOIV nuiiKA.u.1 The Lincoln Journal yesterday , edi torially and locally , in words of fulsome praise , asserted that the I ) . & M. had con ceded all that had been asked of It in the rate question , and , "that Lincoln is now on as good n freight basis as any other Jobbing town , and has the full benefit of extra advantages as a distributing point. " This statement is so utterly false and mis leading that the people of Lincoln are entitled to the truth in the matter. The Journal , like the scriptural ox , knows its master's crib , and the visit of General Manager Holdrcgo to the city was undoubtedly the cause of this outbreak and wotd painting picture of praise to the Uurlingtou road , that might bo bcliovcd if the position of the Journal was not so well understood. In the face of the efforts of Lincoln citi zens and the board ot trade , through the freight bureau , to secure commercial rates that will upbuild the city , u voice of flattery like the words of the Journal arc of direct injury and damage. The truth of the matter is that the alleged equaliza tion of rates amounts to practically noth ing , It is at best only an equalization in part of the out rate to points in the state , and in a very moderate way as sists , a few of the wholesalers , and then only on a special class of goods. Coal , lumber and heavy materials are not af fected in the least , and the In-ratc , the rate that is of direct benefit to the city and which drives away every now institution Becking a location here , is us heretofore utterly ignored. The equalization of rates praised and lauded by the Journal Is an admission by the Burlington that they can bo regulated and in that is all the direct benefit that the city gets. The fact that the road recognizes that Lincoln Is demanding attention is , in a secondary way , of a good deal of encouragement to the citizens who have planted tboir money in the contest. Hut what Lincoln must have to pros per , and what the freight bureau and the board of trade are working for , is an equable in rate , and the Journal , just as well as every other posted man , knows that that question is the germ of the en tire business. That which holds Lincoln back Is the fact that on every pound of freight shipped to the city , on every ton of coal for fuel , and every car loud of lumber for building , an extortionate local rate is chaigcd from the imaginary line known as the Missouri , river to Lin coln. Herein , in the words of one of Lincoln's best posted citizens , lies the trouble ; and from the same source the statement comes that the freight bureau has asked of the inter-state commission that the Lincoln bo made Hi-rate to pro portionates to its distance from castarn points per mlo ! with the rate given cities on the Missouri river or from it. A mile- ngo rate of this kind would make the rates on lumber , coal and merchandise from the initial point of shipment to Lin coln only about a cent greater than Mis- noun river rates of the present , instead of some 0 cents as now in vpguo under Iho added local rato. A readjustment of rates on this basis , the spirit of the inter state law , would bo of direct and prac tical interest to the rank and file of Lin coln citizens , to both wholesalers and retailers tailors , to every man who builds a house or consumes fuel. When , therefore , the Journal assorts witli the glib of u confi dence man that the H. & M. has re moved all objections and given what Lincoln asks for by sim ply readjusting rates out on one single class of shipments that benefit at best only ono class of wholesalers , the ridiculousness of its position becomes npparont to the most obtuse , and the value of the Journal as an exponent of Lincoln interests is at once realized. The Journal , like the leopard , may change its spots by shifting its bed place nt night , but the tatoos of the Hurlington company are too indelibly pictured on every part of its anatomy to be covered up by such simple subterfuges as its declarations that the road has granted nil that has been asked and bi'como a benefactor. COMIT.AINT rn.r.n. Yesterday Plunimor , Perry & Co. , wholesale grocers of this city , filed the following complaint with the railroad commissioners. Thecomplaintisajjainst the Union Pacific railway : To the Honorable Hoard of Hallway Com missions ! s of the State of Nebraska : Your petitioners state as follows : Attached is H bill of hiding for ono car of sugar , No. 170HS , initials 0. & N. W. H'y. , shipped from Sau Francisco , Cal. . J uno 27,1SS7 , and contracted to Uuinlm nt OOc per hundred ; consignees : J'lummer , Perry * Co. , Lincoln , Neb. ; ft'so ' expense bill attached for the game crouds In the snino car charges paid tinder protest nt Lincoln , Nob. , July 7 , 18S7. A rnto of CO cents per hundred Is collected to Omaha and nhown ns Advanced charges. A local rate of 1 ! > cents per hundred Is chareod in roblUIng to this point. In connection With these facts I'lumnr , Perry A Co. com plain that the rate of IS cents per hundred , at wlilch shipment was robllled to Lincoln Is unjust , unreasonable nud extortionate under flxlstlng conditions and clrcuinstanriis. Doase observe the following fact. . The railroad company named In robllllug did not LreaK bulk but forwarded shipment to dori- tlnixtlon f10111 rebllllng point In same ear In which U was snipped from the original point Also , this company In disregard to precedent established by iuiotlnMissouri rlvrr rates to Lincoln for several years prior to Ajirll 5 , Ibb7 , during that period 1'acliic coast business tor this city was contracted to Omalm nnd lotillled frooof chargi1. or If charge : * > \cro collected they were refunded to the con signees , making the nut result the samn. Avaln , thq distance from San Francisco to Omatm Is IMS miles , and to Lincoln isSS miles. When It Is considered that the difference U but ii ! mlles the ie-lilll- Init clmrgu should particularly nut exceed nn ordinary switching charge. Finally the Union I'acilic nnd Omaha , nnd Republican Vallny railway , the lines haul tin ; thlsfrnlqht to ana from the ro-hilllng point , are parlies loan unlawful combination nnd dlsnlmliia- I- tlon against this locality nnd the mercantile : , prosperity of Lincoln , The local distributing rotes from Lincoln and Missouri river points to stations within the state of Nebraska reached by thoio railways'nro practically the Bnme and the local ratu cliarirt-d on the re- Bhlpmont to Lincoln U prohibitory and pre vents complainants from competing with other Jobbing points within the state in coiu- " petition with them. AltTlCl.KS OF IN'COItl'OltATIOK of the American mortgage ami guaran tee company have been filed with the secretary of state. This company is | o eatcd at Franklin , Franklin county , No braska. tind has a capital stock of 5tiO.OOO The incorporators are Jamrs F. Zediker Albert U. Peck , James L. Thompson , K . _ D. Phillips and K. T. Smith. f AOKNT JAMKS DISCIIAROI ) . John I ) . James , the ox-law and order I league agent , who was sentenced at the last term of the district court to thirty daj-c imprisonment for mlullory , was re leased from custody on the order o Judge Pound as follows : ft appearing that John I ) . James , confinei In the count ) jail ot Lancaster coumy uu.le eentenco M the court , IK In n ditiuoious con clltion ami c-innut longeronduoonilueurin : In such Jail owing to the disease with whlcl lie It ftfflicted , and that funhor ronUnemrn would pnbabljr prove fatal to him. It I hereby oulcred that he be discharged f rot ) laid Jnll , his sentence ( haying nearly expired 8. H. POUND , Judee. James lia heoa a very sick man for the past tpn days nnd. Sheriff Mcllok was alarmed lost ho would die while confined In the jail. James will probably return to Kansas City as soon as.ablo. DISTRICT COUUT CASKS. The following cases wore Hied yester day with the district cloru for hearing nt the coming term ; Hadger Lumber company against Mi nerva L. Heachloy ot nl. , an action on foreclosure of mechanics' lien in the name of James Hurcham , assigned to this pluintll ) , In amount ftb'J.60 , with In- tcrost from August , 1880. Gilbert M. Uarnes brings notion against William and Wilhohnino Rhodes , the action being for $1,000 damages based upon a violation of contract in the sale of lota C and 0. in block 2 , Laven der's addition to Lincoln. The petition recites that in April the defendants en tered into a contract to sell the lots and afterwards in May , In violation of the agreement , sold the real estate to Mary K7 Sawyer to plaintiff's damage In the above amount. Henry O. Martin sues Adam W. Smith nnd asks judgment for $250 nnd costs , basing his chum on the fact that in Juno ho was employed by the defendant to sell a stock of ready raado clothing , boots and shoos , and was to got the nsuai commission for the sale. After a few days the plaintiff alleges that ho pro cured a purchaser lu the person of Marcus Do Hrumer , who purchased the stock for $9.000. The defendant not paying the commission , action Is brought to recover. John P. Lader has filed suit against George A. Watson , foreclosing a mort gage given In 1880 to secure a promissory note of $78. The plaintiff asks judgment for that amount. In the case of Esther L. Warner , who secured an injunction against the Atchison - son & Nebraska branch of the H. & M. railroad , the attorneys for the rail road have filed a motion with the district court asking that the injunction be dissolved. dissolved.TUYFNO TUYFNO AN OFriCEIt. The city council yesterday wore en gaged in taking and hearing testimony against Oflicer llobson , the captain of the night force. This alleged policeman ought to have been dismissed months ago , as he does not possess the first re quisite for n good ollicer. The offender that could not escape arrest from him would need to bo blind or n cripple , and the police force ought to bo shorn of such useless timber. There are several charges ngainst him , but one of general inetli- cioncy ought to bo maintained by a ris ing vote. HKALi ESTATE. Transfers Filed July 18 , 1887. South Omaha Land company to the Union Stock Yards company , part of north K 4-14-13 , 7 70-100 acres , w d f 1 South Omaha Land company to the Union Stock Yards company , 703-10 acres in 4-14-13 , w d 44,183 South Omaha Land Company to the Union Stock Yards company , 8 153- 1,000 acres In se > / of 83-15-13 , w d..4,890.50 William 11 Woolstor nnd wife to Ouotta C Johnson nnd Julia K Ken nedy , w 110 foot of n 137 feet blk Q Shlnn's'Jdadd wd 2,350 Chauncey O Howard and wife to Willis A Bostwick , lot 10 bile 8 , Mt Pleasant add. w d - 373 Charles Morton and Gcorce W Loomls to the public Plat of Morton's sub- di v of lots 1 , 2 , 3 , 4.5 , 8 , 9 and 10 blk 0 , Hoyd'sndd Josnpli Smith and wife to Patrick Morrow , n 23 loot of lot 2 blk V , Pa trick's First add , wd 050 lohn A MeSliane ( widower ) to Tlios B McShane , lot S3 blk 24 , West Side , w d 000 Douglas County to T C IJrunor nnd L V Morse , lot ! 3 blk G , Douglas add , deed 1,175 Hannah M. Kcrr anil husband to L V Morse and T V Hruinir , 45x'JO leet of lot , D ilascall's add. to Okahoma , wd 1,000 U W Dodd to John Llddoll , lot 13 and nnd west T feet of lot 0 , block C , Do- nlso's add , n c 1 It S Vnn Gorderto lilanchol Kenney , lot ! ! , block 'ZO , lioyd's add , w d 800 lohn F Mawhlnny to Sarah J llnnnn , lota 11 and 12 , block U , Lowe's add , w d 2,000 Alvan S Vincent and wife to John F Mnwlilnuy , lots 11 nnd 12 , block U , Lowe's ndd. w d 2.COO Jehu 11 Hungato ( trustee ) to John F Flack , lot 22 , block 4 , lipdford Plnco deed COO William Stadleman and wife to Will- lam Latey nnd William V ISenson , pnrtof lot 4. Itegan's ndd , w d 4,250 Larmon P Pruyn nnd wile to D J llutchlnson , fots 8 nnd U , block 1 , 1'ruyn's subdivision of block 3 , llydoPark , wd COO Charles F Mandorson and wife to Mar tha A Itound. JotC. blk 19 , n J < ot , lots 7nnd IS , blk 4 , liauscom place , wd 15,000 Joseph W Woodward to Frank PUoll , 0 50 ft of w 110 ft ot blk 1C , Unrtlett's ndd , wd 4,000 John A Uorbnch and wlfo to Charles Gardner , lot H , blk 5 , llorbach's 2nd rnld.wd 000 JayO Whlnnvry to Henry L Heard nnd Andrew J Katon , lota 1,2 and 'J , blk 8 , Kllhy place , q c Jennie Hall nnd husband to the South western Presbyterian church , lot IB. blk K ) , Kount/eifc Kutli's add , w d 7,000 Martin Suronson nnd wife to Frank Snyder , lot 0 , blk 1 , Oxtord place , \vd G35 James H Van Gloster , administrator , to Mary K ( inston , o nt lot 21 , blk 1 , Millard place , administrator's deed 4,000 Wilson Reynolds nnd wlfo to John 1 Hodlck , lot 1 , in 2-15-1U , part of ! i5-lG- 13 , e K lot 0. in 1-15-13 , w K lot 1 , in 2-15-iiqe : John G Jacobs , administrator , to John 1 Itcdlck and William J Connell. un- dlrided } i lots 04 , 103 ana 105 , Gibes' add 45 LET THE PEOPLE ALONE. JayGoultl'H Adjuration Sharply nud Justly Criticized. Lincoln Democrat : "What the coun try needs , " said Jay Gould to a news paper reporter the other day , "is to bo let alone. The country is able to work out its own prosperity. The American people are n great , noble and bravo pco- plo , and all they want Is to bo lot alono. Tho.y don't want interference from the president or congress , the state legisla tures or governors. It would bo bettor if the state legislatures mot only once in live years. " What is "tho country , " Mr. 'Gould ? What proportion of it does your $100,000,000 constitute ? Do you count every man a citizen with equal rights , or do you estimate a man's importance in the social fabric by the amount of prop erty ho holds ? Doubtless you hold the latter view , and from that point of view what the country needs is to bo let alone. Capital has no-difUculty in taking care of itself and can afford to bo "lot alone. " The Tollivcr gang asks nothing more than to bo let alone. There are a great many people who could get along nicely if they wore only "lot alono. " Mr. John M. Thurston craves nothing so much as to be "let alono. " If legislatures mot but once in live years , the solitude of the people would b so intense that thuy would no longer have the company of their property or their rights. Mr. Gould could acquire most of the furruor "if let alono" for live yours nnd .Messrs. Popploton , Thurston , Wal ters , Hunlon , Crawford and Gurluy would have small dilliculty in getting up K corner on the latter. Your schema does not strike the people favorably , Mr , Gould. You may Icuvn thorn alone for a ccntery if you wish , but they must decline to bo "lot'alone" by themselves for periods of live years ut r. stretch. Victor ] nt LnBt. Consumption , the greatest cure of the age , the destroyer of thousands of our brightest and best , is conquered. It is no longnr incurable. Dr. Pierce' * "Golden Medical Diseo\rry" is a certain remedy for this terrible disease if taken in time. All scrofulous disc-nses-consumption is a scrofulous affection of the lungs can bo ouiud by it. Its uiructr In divtises of the throat and linigu are little less than mi raculous. All drugging ii v It , HE WAS CORNERED BY BEARS , A Colorado Mlnor'w Adventure In Midwinter on the Mountains. BESEIGED INACABIN DY BEARS. He Holds out Against the Attack Without the Use of Flronrms One of the Closest Calls on llccord. Rocky Mountain Nowss "Yes , sir , that was about the closest call I over had. " This remark , coming from a well built , good looking young miner , nnd made with a serious reflection that left no doubt of its sincerity , attracted the attention of a News roportcr who happened to bo standing close to a group of mining men a few days ago. "Closo calls , " are very attractive fea tures for journalists , and anything in the hairbreadth escape line will attract the attention of the news reading public from the ablest editorial which over emanated from the pen of n writer on political economy or the ethics of cul ture. Therefore the News man invested half n dollar in a couple of regalias and , lighting one of them with n crisp two dollar bill , politely handed Its mate to the author of the above remark with a suggestion that they scat themselves comfortably and enjoy a quiet smoke. The ofler was promptly and elleetivcly accepted , and between whifTH.after a des ultory word or two on mining prospects , the writer said ; "Sullivan , what did you refer to when you made that remark about n 'closo call , ' a few moments ago ? " "What I said to the boys just ns you came in , do you mean ? " said Sullivan. "Yes ; you call it about the closest call you over had , and I like to hoar about such things , so just fix yourself comfort ably and tell mo about it. " Sullivan , wholly unaware of the dan gerous calling of his acquaintance , read ily consented and soon was deep in the recital of what was truly one of the most narrow escapes Known ot in an oven eventful regions where tornadoes are born and the festive six-shooter waxes eloquent. "it was last winter , " started Sullivan , "when mo and my partner , Jim Rogers , wus working an assessment on a couple of old prospects of ours up in Geneva nark about naif way between Grant and Montc/uma. Grub hud given out a few days before , and while Jim was driving the work on a liundred-fo'ot level through solid rock. I started over to Montezuraa fora supply of grub. Snow ! Welt I should remark. And cold ? Well , if wo hadn't had to have grub nothing else would have got mo ever that seven miles and back , but it had to como over and I brought it. I had just got to the cabin and fixed up supper for Jim and mo and got the dishes on the table. I stepped to the door to throw out some potato par ings , talking to Jim , wlion , as 1 turned around at the door , i saw. looking through the little window in the side ot the cabin , one of the ugliest and biggest bears that 1 ever want to sec. She \yas sitting up on her haunches and looking right in at me , and as I turned a little more , 1 saw through the partly open door two more big bears in front of the cabin. Wo didn't have oven a dirk knife in the cabin , no gun or revolver , and the nxe was at the wood pile thirty feet from the door , nnd the two bears between mo and it. I tell you I thought it was rainin' bears ) for a minute. A good deal quicker than I'm telling this I jumped for the poker that wo used to fasten the cabin door with , and slipped it into place , .lust then the old she bear at the window gave a crow I and made a pass at the window with her paw. Hill' , it came , sash , glass and all , on to the floor. Before the noise hail stopped , smash came the other bears against the door , and it's only a miracle that it didn't como in. The poker was bent all out of shape. Well. Jim and mo did lots of thinking about that time , and jf over I wanted a 45-rcpoator I wanted it right then. You see the snow had been lying awful deep up there and the bears was ravenous and mo.it likely hadn't had anything to oat for a long time. They have to get terrible hungry bcforo they will attacK a cabin like that. "Wo throw burning paper and fire brands , dishes and everything wo could get hands on at the old uoar in the win dow , but she just stood there and glared at us. 1 never thought there could bo so much fire in an eye as there was in hers. She stood there looking at us and wo at her , when all at once wo heard a noise on the roof You bet wo know what it was too , and were about ready to give up then. The 2-year-olds , the old bear's cubs , had got up on to the dirt roof of the cabin. Pretty soon they commenced throwin' dirt and in about two minutes had got down to the poles that held the dirt. We could look right up through the poles that hold the poles where the dirt was clawed off and see them. And wasn't they mad ! They would claw along lengthwise of the poles and rake the bark oil'every clip , and every minute wo wore expecting them to get their claws n between the polio and then wo would have been gono. If they had known enough to give one or two bcrapo' sideways they could easy have scoopotl oil enough poles to let them down in. What then ? Well the boars would have had a square meal and 1 wouldn't bo hero tolling you about it. All the time they wore scraping away up there I stooi : with the straw bed tick on the lloor open and n lighted candle in my hand. As I told Jim , it was poor chances , but I'd rather be burned up than eaten up- The old boar staid right there at the window all the time watching us. It wa.s too small for her or she'd have been in her- splf. After a while they scorned to get tired , and , after prowling around the cabin until wo were near frightened to death , they went oil' . I measured the biggest oius : tracks in the snow next morning , nnd it was fourteen inches long. It wasn't long before that cabin had a rifle in it , and you don't catch mo in a boar country again with no protection but a straw bed and a can- aio. " Always fJlvliijj Sntlsfnctlon. IJrandrcth'H Pills have always given satisfaction. In fifty years there has been no complaint of thorn. That is about their life in the United Statcn , and mil lions of persons have used them. There is uci doubt that they have established themselves by merit alone. They euro rheumutit-m , dyspepsia , piles , diaerha > a , liver complaint , and fevers , anil greatly prolong the human life. One or two al night on an empty stomachfor a week or two , will keep you in good form and tone up the system. SUDDENLY BEARDED. A Fhlladelphlaii'a Whisker * Grow Out in One Night. Philadelphia Ncwa ; "Peculiar ? Well I should say so ; but that man goinj down the street is the greatest curiosity i'vu ever seen , " euld a friend to a News reporter us they stood together on Chest nut street yesterday. "How's that ? " "Old you notice his full brown beardV was the answering interrogatory. "Yes ; well ? " "Well , that man a week ago had no more benrd than a baby , and now look at In : . " . . You mightn't bellovo mo , bu that ninn'.i fare was r.s bare as the pain of my hand up to fro : days aco. Ho wus awfully anxiou * to grow sonic sort of a hirsute appendage on his face , and some time ago I'.u started to .shave , and , thougl ho lathered hud fchnved for bix months could raise wan u pretty ec of pink pimples , llq g.ivo up In dlsgusf n year ago with a heart full of despair , and hl $ face as bare of board as before. "His name Is Frank Gilder and ho lives over in West Philadelphia on Darby road , just below Chestnut. Ho tried jvery beard starter hd uvcr hoard of. Ho looked with longing eyes upon pictures labeled 'boforo nnd after1 ; ho shaved fruitlessly , ho c'irscd. ho prayed } In lino. lie did everything , yet the board refused to sprout. "On the night of Juno 97 Air. Gilder went to bed in a disturbed frame of mind. Ho had been that evening twitted n great deal about his b'cardlcssncss. llu- toro retiring , ho relates himself , ho wished most earnestly that his board night sprout , nnd his accommodating fairy must have overheard the wish , "When ho arose In the morning and saw his reflection in the glass surprise would hardly describe his focltngs. Ho was frightened ; then those feelings gave vay to unmitigated delight. Ho danced n regular war dance In his stocking feet , and wound it up with a whoop that rat- led the glass in the windows for a square around , uud brought the entire family to ils room. "His glass hud shown him that n fine > card had sprouted. His face was cov- ircd with a quarter inch stubble of line > rown board and ho could feel that it was growing still. His long delayed beard nad started and it had all conic out in a light. Such a case was never heard of before. His appearance created onsternation nt the j breakfast table , ho family failing to rccogiuzo him mtil they hoard his voice. The curious mrt of it was that his new beard groxv so ust that by noon it was more than an nch long , and by sundown it was three nclics long and still growing. It is three nches long now and still growing , but 10 has hud it trimmed every day since it irst came out. His great fear now is hut it will all grow at once , and that its igor will in that way become exhausted , he hair fall out , nnd leave him as b.ully off as before. Ho lias the additional fear , oo , that it sapping his vitality , as ho eels himself is grower weaker daily , and ho chances that an overgrowth of "beard ny cause his death. "Physicians whom ho has consulted arc at a loss to account for the spontan- ous growth. Ono whom ho consulted itatcd that he had never hoard of a simi- ar caso. He gave it as his opinion that ho essential structure of the hair , which a an assmblago of epidermic cells at the bottom of a flask-shaped follicle in the ubslanco of the skin , were always pres ent , but that some condition of the cells > revented them from being supplied with > lpod , and that they simply lay there vithout sprouting. Further , no said there nay have been some condition of the i.ipllla , in the bottom of the follicle and upon which the hair rests , which pro- voutcd the proper enlargement of the root. " Hnrocs and Heroines. There are few people who endure bod- ly troubles without complaint. Did you over meet among the heroes or heroines ) f your acquaintance if any such there lave been ono with a yellowish cast of countenance and that /jaundiced / aspect generally , which the most unpractised cyi ; recognizes as the product of a dis ordered liver , who will , not complainand jcovishly too , of the soreness of the recal citrant organ , of pains bcnoath the right shoulder blade , of dyspeptic hymptoms , constipation and hoadaclio ? Of course you novcr did , and of course the individ ual was not using Hpstcttors Stomach Hitters or ho would nothavo , looked so , so have complained. To purify the jlootl when contaminated with bile , nnd omluct the secretion into its proper channel , to re-establish regularity of the jewels , banish bilious headuchn , and re move impediments to complete digestion nothing can approach to eflicaey this peerless alterative and tonic. Malarial complaints , always inVolvinc the liver and kidney and bladder inactivity , are remedied by it. It is a capital appetizer. SHAVING DEAD MEN. A Chicago Ilnrbor's Experience With Different Corpse. "I'vn shaved dozens of dead men , " said a barber to a reporter of the Chicago Inter Ocean. "I'd rather shave a 'stiff' than a crank any day , for these reasons : You got paid more , they don't bleed if you cut 'cm , and never grumble at your work. I'vo been paid as high as $10 and never less than $3. That is the regular price and 1 won't take less. I'vo seen lots of funny things in this end of our business. Loss than two weeks ago I went to a house not a thousand miles from Washington park. I had finished the job and wus packing my traps when the dead man's wife I mean widow came in. She walked over to the corpse , examincu the face closely , and was turn ing away with a sort of satisfied look , wned suddenly shq gave a shriek and cried like a professional. C3 "What's the mutter , madam ? " 1 asked. "Why , you-you mean thing. You've p-p-p parted his h-liair on the wrong side boo ! bool" Another time I wont to an aristocratic residence on Michigan avenue. I won't tell you the number , because it wasn't long ago. The dead man's brother was in the room witli me ono of those al leged English dudes , you know.who talk thro'ugh their nose and lisp like a wo man. The first strike I made on the neck of the corpse caused his brother to tiiKo a conniption. "Now , now , now ; stop that. I say , stop that , " ho lispinl. "Aw-uw , donehuno , that's ' not right. You nuisn't shave the neck up ; you must shave it down. If you shave it up the hair will grow up and curl the wrong way , don't you know.and ho can novcr part it again like it is now. " "I looked at the man and saw he was in earnest , and I tried to keep my face straight , but it was pretty hard work. The 'idea of shaving a corpse so ho could part his whiskers nice afterward ! " When nature falters and requires heln , recruit her enfeebled energies with Dr. J. II. McLean's Strengthening Cordial and Blood Purifier. $1.00 per bottle. AVarm AVenthor Wit. lioston Post : Ice is about the only tiling needs a blanket' wrapped around it to keep it comfortable in hot weather. Pittsburg Chronicle-Telegraph : "Tho first musquito of the season visited me last night , " observed the snake editor , and I made him iry endmy. " "How was that ? " asked the horse editor. "Well , ho landed on my hand , I mashed him , and now ho is dead against mo. Haltimoro Argus : So the girls and the young man tripped up to the fountain and ho called for seven sodas , and his face was a study when the druggist told him the fountain wasn't running. Hut it wasn't a circumstance to the druggist's faco. As for the girls , they said George was real sweet and so j disappointed be cause ho couldn't treat them. And on the way homo George explained that ho had discovered that every other druggist for squares around used motalio stoppers in his epigastrium that generated cuprous oxide of nitrogen in the syrups , which was liable to brine on attacks of mcgalo- saurius. Pittsburg Dispatch : Jones "Who la that fellow ? He ought to bu flogged. " Johnson "Maybe ho ought , but then- " Jones "Tho confounded fool tramped on uiy pet corn as ho passed by. " Johnson-"H'ml Well , if I was in your plaei I just try to look as though I liked It. He's a desperate character. " Jones "He is ! What's ho donor" Johnson "Ho wont into an editor's sanctum the other day and asked : 'Is it hot enough for you ? ' He's a bad man ; " For more than half a century In uso. The genuine Drown's Ginger. Frederick Hrowu , rhiludolpliia , 182& GOTHAM'S ' 'MONEY GODS. Oyrns Field Ten Times n Millionaire in Bplto of Jny Gould's ' Squeeze. SOME PLETHORIC PURSES Other Now Yorkers Who Will Not Go llroko Though Thejr IJOBC Few Millions of Easily Earned Lucre. Now York Letter Chicngo Nowsi "Is Cyrus W. Ficlil broke ? " That Is the all- absorbing question in Wall street , the ex changes and the clubs. Ills friends stoutly maintain that ho is , and thntovcn his real estate is hold by Jay Gould find Hussoll Sago. But that is not truo. Mr. Field has lost pcrliaps $10,000,000 during the past month , but he is not a bankrupt. Ho has still about $10,000,000 loft. The Washington building , which is occupied by lawyers , bankers and brokers , is worth f3,000,000 ; Mr. Field's city house with its contents , is worth $60,000 ; his newspaper , the Mall nnd Express , ho values at $500,000 ; his country scut and forty cottages at Irvington on the Hud son are worth $1,000,001) ) , and in addition to this ho owns it big block ol Anglo- American cable block , Wow York Cen tral stock , and securities tint are worth $ .1,000,000. So it will bo seen that ho is still comfortably oil so far as money is concerned. He is out of Wall street now and out of speculation. The chances are that he will put his business in shape and go abroad for a while. He is tired ot work. Ho says ho wants a little play now. ' 'I'm entitled to it , " he said a few days ago , "and 1 mean to have it. " Who is the richest man in town ? is a question often asked here. John Jacob Abtor undoubtedly. His fortune is placed at $200,000,000. A tidy sum indeed , but Jay Uoulil is pushing nim pretty hard , and the Vanderbilt boys are close behind the king of Wall street. Hero is a list made up by a Wall street broker that is as nearly accurate as any such estimate can bo : Cornelius Vander- bill , $100.000,000 ; W. K. Vanderbilt , $ ! H- ) 000,000 ; llusscll Sage , $00,000,000 : Winslow - slow , Lamar &Co.aO.OOO.OOOI.O.Mills : , Whitehall Reid's father-in-law$20OOO.OUO ; Fiorrouqnt Morgan , $18,000,000 ; Hob Garrett , $20,000,000 ; Fred Vanderbilt , $15,000,000 ; Sidney Dillon , $10,000,000 ; Addlson Cammack , $8,000,000 ; John Uookafollcr , the Standard Oil man , $10,000,000 ; Hi Uockafellcr , his brother , ? 8,000,000 ; August Belmont , $20,000,000 ; Cyrus W. Field , $10,000,000 : Deaeon S. V. White , member-elect of the new con gress , $7,000,000 ; K. P. Flower , $0,000- 000 ; Wash Connor , Jay Gould's old broker , who has just married the di vorced wife of the ox-lottery kine , Sim mons , $3,000,000 ; Victor Nowcomb , $4,000.000 ; Harry Hart , who is manlpu- 'ating I'acilic Mail. $10,000,000 ; Oswald : ) ttendorfer , editor of the Staats Zeltung , | .1,000,000 ; James Gordon Uonnett , $10- 000,000 ; Austin Corbm , $ : ! 0,000,000 ; Krastus Winan , $3,000,000 ; and there aio a score of others who are worth from $1,000,000 to $10,000,000 each. Hut why go on ? Jay Gould is likely to make $50,000,000 more in live years , and the men named above will all add to then- vast wealth if they live a few years. A plain , ordinary , ovory-day sort ot a millionaire counts for nothing hero. You can stand in Trinity church steeple and throw a stone in any direction and hit a millionaire. They are very common , mil are really considered of no account. The Asters have seldom dabbled in Wall street speculation. They prefer real estate. No family in America 1ms so kept its wealth within itself as the Asters , who continue the financial policy originated by old John Jacob Astqr about the beginning of the century. It is commonly supposed that ho made the bulk of his fortune in furs. Ho formed a gigantic project for extending the busi ness from the northwestern lakes to the I'acilic by means of various trading posts , by establishing n central station at the mouth of the Columbia , and then , by making a depot at one of the Hawaiian islands to supply China and India di rectly from the Pacific coast. The pro ject was partinllv carried out , but mean while Mr. Astor saw greater opportumtes for making WUCEUAKINUI"A than in the fur trade. Ho began to buy oxtensivelv , and the growth of the town was so rapid that in some cases the prop erty increased a hundredfold. When o died fort ? years ago he was estimated to bo worth $20.000,000. Ho left to his son , William 15. Astor , the bulk of his estate , to bo managed in tlie inter est of the family. William K. left it in turn to his son John Jacob , and now John Jacob has intrusted it to his son his solo child , indeed William Waldorf Astor , ex-minister to Home , who , by the way , is writing a society novel. This virtually amounts to an entail and prevents - vents the wealth from being scattered , though therein small danger of that , the Asters being noted for conservatism and thrift. They have always invested in real estate , buying few bonds or stocks , and have evinced great care and discre tion in their investments. Their con stantly increasing surplus they have , so to speak , put into the ground , reaping ex traordinary profit * thereby. They flo vor sell ; they are over buying , buying , but keeping their transactions as secret as possible. No one but themselves and their agents have any idea of the vast biocks of real estate in their possession. They own thousands ot business Mouses and'dwollings , and add each year to or three hundred houses to their immense holding. When it is remembered that wealth doubles at simple interest in less than seventeen years , and in less time when invested in real rstato , it is easy to un derstand how theirs must have grown in the past ninety years. One of the advan tages of such investments is that they in crease ! with the value of the city. They are not confined , as bonds and similar se curities are , to a lixed rate of interest. Certain lots purchased thirty years ago would pay to-day what is equivalent to 10 or 50 per cent per annum. There is little doubt that the Asior estate to by far the greatest in this country. It cannot bo much short of $ : V)0,000,000 , and by the close of the century , if managed as it has been , it will bo nearly doubled , Where will .Jay Gould bo then ? HENKY JAMKS. DRPRICE'S SPECIAL NATURAL FRUIT FLAVORS MOST PERFECT MADE Used by the United States Government. Emloroed tr the hoadrfof the Urfcat Unl > eretloB ! and 1'ubllc Food Anid/ tea The MronecsM'urest , and most Healthful. Jr. Trice1 * the only HaUng Powder that doea not contain Ammonia , I.traoor Am , Dr. 1'rlce's Kxtracu , Vanilla. Lemon , etc. lfuid Uciou ljr. WUCEUAKINUI "A remarkably neil preserved woman t rtrm rk Uy veil preferred I Looks like tlxtMB , though aho'a oiitjr , fi JI She must h vo used Bspolio all tier Ufa I" WHAT IS SAPOLIO ? It Is solid , handsome take of ITonso cleaning Snap , which lias no rqnal for Ml ioonrtnf pnrposM ex. rcr > t the UumlrjTo use It Is to vnluo It , What will Sapollo do T M'lijU n til rlran ) < atnt , ni.iVo oil cloths bright , anil giro the Doom , tallies ami shftreiR n now appearance. It n 111 take the Erca o oft Uia dishes and off the pot * nnd pans. You ran scour the knives and forks nlth It , and make the tin tilings shine brightly. The uoBh-tuuln , the UtUi tub , orru thn greasy kltchrn sink will be on clean M B now pin If > ou use S.ipollo. Ono cake will proro all wo nay , lo ) a clever hoinokperior and try It. Ecnaro of Imitations. Tlioro l > but ono Sapollo. No. 11. [ Copyright , March , 1877. ] DRS.S.&D.DAVIESON . . . 1707 Olive St. , St. Louis Mo. Of the Missouri State Museum of Anatomy , St. Louis , Mo. , University College Hospi tal , London , Giesen , Germany nnd New York. Having devoted their attention SPECIALLY TO THE TREATMENT OF Nervous , Chronic and DISEASES , More especially thse arising from Impru dence , invite all so suffering to correspond without delay. Diseases of infection and : onta'gion cured safely and speedily with- nit detention from business , and without .he use of dangerous drugs. Pa- ients whose cases have been neglected , > adly treated 01 pronounced incurable , hould not fail to write us concerning their lyrnptoms- All letters receive immediate Mention And will be mulled FREE to any address on receipt of one 2 cent stump. "Practical Observations on Nervous Debility nnd " . 'hysical Exhaustion , " to which is added an Essay on Marriage , ' with important diap ers on Diseases of the Reproductive Or gans , the whole forming a valuable medical : reatise which should be read by all young nen. Address , DRS. S. & D. DAVIESON , 1707 Olive St , St. Louis , Mo. W. L. DOUGLAS $3 SHOE. RUllnh. nnrahla , Hatty Fitting. Tin ) beat ff'J Shoo In thu World , W. 1. . IHUJUI.AH SSrffftWQE emials the * 1 tiled \ir othci Our RtTOK FOU HOYS ptvcn jreM Mtl r\ctlnn. All the almyolira nudit In lluttnn , Cnngrri-a ninl I.nnn , all style * of toe. Sold liy . , ( ) ( ) dcalcra Ihntiglmut the U. S. If ynur dealer ilncn nut kci-ii them , npiiil nains on postal to W. L. IWIir.l.AS. itrovkton , Mn * . BEWARE OF FRAUD.riU , erKilo , Sli ; uliKorupnloui ! ilealorn urn olfi rim ; other uoods as mini' , and when u.ked why im ntHinp In not nn tlio i.hoi' , oUte that I h v ( JUpoutinuctl Itn usti. THIS IS F.\I.SK. TaVo none nprcucntid to IMI th * "W. I * . IIOURUB Shot-it , " unleftR nuiiie , warrantee and iirlro arc staininnl un bottom ol' until Bboe. W. I. . lOU < ifA3 , ISrovkton , Mass. For sale by Kclley , Stiver & Co.cor Dodge and inth-sts. ; ilaury Sargent eor.Seward and Siiunders sts- The Best and Safes Vapor Stove Made. C. W. Sleeper , head of St. Marys' Av- enue. J nines & Smith South , Omaha. AS BRIGHT'S ' DISEASE , DROPSY iDiahtts ate Cured bj the Usahel Mheial Spilng Waler Dentil from thorn nre qacrlttcos.Q Disci.uraos , stric ture * . pruDttito Klnnd. Yiirk'nt vlo , hi'tililur find ( hriniOliii-ii o cnii B thorn mid must 1m cured lif the Ann- l .MnltiHl lliimmKiirnprMHiiml Amtrlcin iM > Uallit iilijriluiim'i Inculuml liiturim pcTmmini- cdti-nortnoiHffBreri ar lo > t. Old phjslcU ' n'lvica ' nnd Look , with pirtlcular * and euro , f ro ain SSiliJroiid ! ayNew York. PENNYROYAL PILLS "CHICHESTER'S ENGLISH. " Tbe Orltclnnl nnd Only Urnnlne. bMl lw j K U bl . R wu f > jerthU lnilUll ol Udl.-Di.bl. 1. LADIES. * k ' l > ru oi.l U . * . < " > " " ° uii ne. > ( , r V.l" < > fuiUilui < I' " " 'J r Urn lui . NAME PAPER. t'hlrhMtrr Chcnl'itl < > , . NAmt . . ! rrriill d .i B.Ufc , DmicItU cftrrwhtr * . * > * ' CklcKt ' ter''K.ilf.l" J-tuoiro.ul I'Ula. 1 . nl FOUNTAIN BR Jsras EJ CUT AND P Incomparably the Bo-it. I-.i.iU .lTvurfdlur.u a > } l > /lir. llorne' . > : lr.lro- > ( n tle llflt. 1 ra.i.oointilntii. OunrantctflttJO onlf one In th world ir nrr > tin rontlnuoui ICltttrie * t > fa0tiru w . 'rurrrtf. ( ScientificI'owtrful. LJurabl * _ „ . . , CoroforUbU nud effeMlr * . irfcld rrnuiH. * * * ovttrw.oiiOeiirtd. b nlt ( unip forpawLLUU Al. ( > Kl.f.critlU Ill'.LT * > Olt UltltAILh. Ol. rrORNE. Uvurti. | Bi WABAI.I AYE. > CNICACO. ( U UH U. S. DEPOSITORY. Capital $600,000 Surplus 100,000 Herman Kountze , President. John A , Creighlon , Vice-Presldent. F. H. Davis , Cashier. W , H. Meo-quieri Asst.-Cashier. Oialia Mm Cor lilth and Douglas sts. Capital Stock . $150,000 Liability of Stockholders. . . . 8OO.OOO The only roKulnr fuvlnif-i bunk m the Btuto.Flvt per cent Interest paM on deposits. Loans Made on Real state. OWCKIIS : OuvC. IURTON , 1'rosldont : J. J. llnows , Vfc President ; ! , . M. llKNNHTr , Mnnntrmir Di rector : JOHN E. Wii.mm , Cashier. Union National Bank OMAHA , NEB. Paid Up Capital , . $100,000 Authorized Capital . 5OOOOO W. W. MAKBII , President. J. W. RonnrnR , Cashier Accounts solicited and prompt attention * iven tttnll business entiusted to its care. Pay 5 per cent on time deposits. No 200 Masonic HuUtling , cor.Capitol Av enue and Itith sts. Telephone No 842. THE BANK OF COMMERCE G10 Forth Ifith Street , Paid in Capital , . . . - $100,000 GIIO. E. llAllKIvlt. President. ROUT. L. QAUUOII3 , Vlec-l'rosldont. F. II JOHNSONCiuhlec , SAMur.i.IL JOHXCO.N , GUI. K. MARKER , Itoiii. L. GAIH.ICIIS , Wu. HLIVKHS F. U. JOHNSON. A grncrnl li nktn btmlncss traniiictod. InU'testilllowodou Imo IOIM > Union TrustCo : tOSK. I5lh St. , Omalia , JVub. Capital , $300,000 l.niui * lUmlc on Ilcal IMutc , School , County and Mnnlcipnl liontls No- Collated. \V I. A. I'AXTOSJ , It. 11. WlM.IAMS. President. Vlun 1'rcs. ItOUT. L. QAHI.ICIIS , T. H. JoilNrtON , Sociotiirj. Truusurer. mUKCTOHS : WM. A. PAXTON , HI.NIIV T. CI.AIIKI , W. G. MAHI. , I II. WIM.IAMS. HoiiT. L. UAiu.iniis. H. K. JOHNSON. F. II. JOIINHON. HOUSEKEEPERS'IDEAL KETTLE Something entirely new ninl sells at sight. liar- ton's Summit's * , Odor * 'it'ss ' , Non-lloll-Uvor-Kot- tlo. Has dm' ] ) ralsud cover mid wntur joint , mid nn outlet whluh car ries nil otnnm nnd odor of tlie ( jliliunoy. 1'Mtenl HUminur lUtnohinuiit nlnno worth tinpilco. . A WHIR minted , nmldor fomitln In every town In N'nlirinkn. Profits f A to f 10 pur duy I/lliurnl tfims nnd c.xtli Uo terri tory jflvun. Scind siumi ) lor rlrcular nml torms. 1'ilrns , H.t | , tl.7 , ' ) . H ( itIf.bSi lUqt.,52 ; H nt. , K2.20. Model by rnnll. 2H- . W. H. COOMHS. Ucnoral Acont , Onuihu , Null. , 1' . U. Itovm HomiBpalliic Physician & Surgeon Olhccanil roijldoncn , llooin 17 Arlington HocV | 62ilniltoKI ) : . let Imlldltic WUt of I'ostolTiCl Telephone W3 SURVEYORS. .Soutti Omaha KoomS Hunt * lliillrtlnj.ftlntb ahii 119 > m 0. over Cummorclul Nittlnnxl lUuk FRANK D. MEAD , Carpenter and Builder , FJNECAIJINKT WORK ASI'BCIALTIT TolnphonoCCO. ! 01 > South hUleoiitli Street. : us . W UNDEVELOPED of the toil ; enUtte'i ' nd ttrtDtti > c > < ! , I'ull * rlto- uuu ( t'.oJ ) nte. inn : WLU , co. , imiriio. K. Y. 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