( THE QMAHA DAILY BEE ; WEDNESDAY , JUNE 1 , 1887. THE DAILY BEE. PUBLISHED EVERY MORNING. . or suiwcmrnox : Dnllr ( Mnrnlntr Edition ) Including Bunclny IlKK , Ono Your . , . $10 00 For Six Months . f > W ) ForTlircoMontru . SW Tlio Omnhn Hutnlny DKE , mailed to nny , Ouo Year. . . < 200 OMAHA orncr. No. ! > H ixn 91(1 ( FAKVAM Nrw vouic timer. . UIIOM CS. Tmnimr n. . WAKUINUTON OrttCI , NO.&I1KOUIITK XTUBTHET. COnTtMI'OXDF.NCKt Alt communlontioiH relating to now * nnJ edi torial inatlor nhoulil bo tul'lressoil ' to tbo I'Dl- TOIl Or TIIK llKK. AH bii'lncM lottery and rumltUncss ibould be Mdrossed In THE HRK I'uiiMsiiisn COMPANY , UMAIIA. Drafts. chucks and po tnlflco ordorn to bo tniulo payable to tbo order of the company. IK BEE POBLISHHTciSPHT , PROPRIEIOBS , E. ! tOSE\VATKn. Kmton. THE DAILY niCC. Sworn Statement of Circulation. "State of Nebraska. I _ . County of Dou/lns. ls > s > i , Hco. H. Tzsclinctc , secretary of Tlio Hco r Publishing company , docs solemnly swear that the actual circulation of thn Dally lieu for the week ending May 37 , 1HS7 , was as follows : Saturday. May 2t . 14.375 tiunday , May 2. . 13.075 Monday. MayBJ . 14.875 Tuesday , HavlM . W.bT. Wednesday , May 25 . lJ,77ii ! Thursday , May 20 . in.WX ) Friday , May 27 . . 14,100 Average . 14.07J OKO. it. T/.SCIHJCK. Subscribed and sworn to before mo tills Cast day of May , 18S7. N. 1' . Kr.tr. . [ SICAL. ] Notary Public. Oco. It. Tzsctiuck , being lirbt duly sworn , depose * and says that lie Is secretary of The lieu Publishing company , that the actual average dally circulation of the Dally Hen for tlio month of > IaylHV , 12,4'X ) copies ; for June , 1880 , m-SMWcoDlpi ; for .luly. 1SSO , 13it : 4 copies ; for August , 18S6 , 12,404 copies ; for Septem ber , 1880 , int0) ) copies ; for October , IbMV 12iwa coplps ; for November. ISSfi. i ; , : M3 copies ; for December , ISteO. ii-7 : ! copies ; for January. 1887 , in,2fi < l copies ; for February. 1887 , 14,193 copies ; for March , 18S7 , 14,400 copies ; for April , 1887 , 14ilO : ronles. . OKO. H. T/,8CHUCK. w Subscribed and sworn to before me this 7lh day of May , A. D. , 1887. ISKAL.I N. P. KKIL , Notary Public. PUKSIDENT Cl.iVKIAND : Will COlobriltO his wedding nnnivcrsary to-mori'ow. TUB shootinjr of young Willnrd has caused n thousand morals to bo written. Tnn month of May was the drycst known itt the experience of the signal Borvlco. IT is uratifyinir to know that Mr. William Kissano once more becomes prominent. A KANSAS Crrv paper says it places no confidence in the rumor that Colonel Bill Cody is to marry the qucon as soon as the jubilee- over. UNLKSS General Groely can furnish bet ter weather than ho has been giving us the last few days , lie might as well quit trying to turnisli wuather. LKT it bo a non-partisan school board. Head tlio names of the citizens calling for the non-partisan convention. They are Rtnoiin the best in Omaha. TIIK Lincoln Democrat has recently found sixteen men in Nebraska who have survived the operation of scalping. Whenever Mr. Calhoun sees n bald headed man he imagines ho has been ecalped. _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ GOVEUNOU AMES , in his testimony yes terday before the Union Pacific investi gating committee , said that Jay Gould scorned very much delighted when ho ac quired control of the road , and that the directors were the most gloomy sot of men ho had over seen. rIT begins to look as if General IJcnja- xnin F. liutlor wns preparing to take a hand in the interesting political exorcises that will come oft' next year. He is said to contemplate running for governor of Massachusetts next fall as an initiatory step. THE slung-shot artist writes a scathing article , and concludes it by tolling the truth in the following reckless fashion : "There is a great deal of meanness in it , and it comes from the meanest dead-beat who ever struck Nebraska. " Mr. Uoth- aokor'a charming candor is to bo ad mired. largest single money vault in thr world is now being constructed at the treasury department in Washington , When full it will hold 100,000,000 silver dollars. The cost of this immense rccopt clo , which of course will bo fire and burglar proof , will exceed $30,000. II will be ready for use by the middle ol ( September. THIS Herald has much to say regarding gas. The BEE said and again says thai certain men who were eager for the new company wcro to receive several shares of stock without paying for them. Will the Herald call upon the council to inves' tignto the matter ? The BKK believes an Investigation should bo made. Tut : members of tlio citvcouncil should bo very cautious in its action on the chici of police. Mr. Scavoy is the chief , am the council has no authority to molest him. It is not within its power to re tain him or reject him. Tbo police com mission has appointed Mr. Seavoy chief If ho is to be removed , the police com mission must do it. And then only ns the law prescribes. Tut ; slung shot editor B'HICO his release byJiulga Stenborg , has again grown vicious and impudent. During the time that ho wns under bonds to keep the peace , the cowardice of the follow caused him t < close his mouth. But since Judge Ston > berg lias decided that n murderous as sault is not actionable unless a man 01 two Is killed , there is a recklessness in Rot backer's manner indicating that ho has boon presented with another billy. TIIK Mexican government has mani tested a proper spirit in according to tin , appeal of this government in behalf o * - the oilicors sentenced to death for par tlciputlou in the Nogales affair. The sec retary of state asked that the lives o these men be spared , and according ! ; their sentence will bo commuted , probn bly to a long term of imprisonment This will answer fully the ends of justice nnd relieve the government of Mexico o what woul'd have been an outrage to hi : inanity had the sentence of death booi carried into ofl'cut. jr. * . ( ( , -VtAJ A Hit of History. Some of the journalistic guerrilla1) ) arc attempting to pnlnt n chain of mountains out of the alleged fact that the BER sup ported John A. McShano for congress last fall. The HER Is delighted to bo in n position to remark that it did not sup port Church Howe. That is us far as its support went for McShanc , and that Is all thcro is of it. Long before the Beatrice convention- months bcforo Ilowo was nominated the BEK announced its intention of op posing Ilowo , because of his infnmoui record as a political mountebank and comiptionlst. To that end it sent its correspondents out , who wrote letter after letter showing Ilowo as ho wns and as he had be on during his residence of fifteen years In Nebraska. All men had ample opportunity to know of Howe's corruption ; they know ho would be an unsafe man to elect , had that been possible , ns they also know that to nominate him would bring defeat upon the party. Ho wns nominated in fnco of the BEE'S warning that It would oppose him. A few weeks later ho was hurried under 13,000 republican votes. McShane , ac cordingly , wns elected by 7,000 majority. This is history. The BEK rejoiced with all honorable pcoplo at Howe's downfall , and re gretted that republicans had made tlio suicidal mistake of nominating him. Tim fact that the BKU opposed Howe as a candidnto bcforo the people , with the same fearlessness and vigor as it dis played when he was a candidate before the convention , was no reason that it was supporting McShano. The time the Bnn urged the strongest opposition against Howe was long be fore McShano startled tlio state by the announcement that ho wanted to go to congress. It is true that McShano bought and paid for extra copies of the BEE , and contributed money for legitimate cam paign expenses. Tliu BEE was lighting Howe and it saw to it that ho was well snowed under. But now comes the Bootllcr's Own of Lincoln , propelled by n bounced railroad commissioner and says thai McShano's money " 'ploughed Howe under. " It is indeed n sad commentary on thn honesty of the 13,000 republicans in the First disirict who voted for McShnno to know that tlioy nil sold theii votes. Yet that grcnt and peed soul who bolted Roggon , n republican nominee , on a very recent occasion , assures us thai every man who voted against Ilowo sold himself. Ho also says , in that same confidential mood which has so endeared him to disciples of Ananias , tliatRosewatcr was "ploughed under in Douglas county. ' Herein the gentleman mnintaina Jii : reputation ns an iincqunlcd perverter ol truth , as Mr. Uosowater carried Douglas county by a handsome majority. Chicago and Omaha , Were we disposed to violate the rule of courtesy which requires that ago shall bo respected , and give , precedence tc vitality , energy , ambition nnd progress , we should rovcrso the arrangement ol the above caption. Wo choose , how ever , to defer to the honored custom , even in face of the disclosure which we lind in the columns of our esteemed con temporary , tlio Chicago Herald , that nol only is the rapid march of this you up metropolis regarded with envy in the overestimated city on Lake Michigan but that the uncharitable spirit of detraction traction is developing there. Our contemporary remarks that i Chicagoan "reads of the enormous in crease of real estate values in the cities of the west" with some disquietude tude , and it warns buyers that the ] arc foolish to pay the prices that busi ness real estate is selling for in Omaha when they can buy at a considerably les : figure in Chicago. It tells investors thn1 there is nothing to bo found out west that they will not find in greater pro fusion in the lake city , nnd it conclude ; the appeal in this somewhat lugubrious vein : Why should not outside Investors take i look at the real estate ol Chicago ? Pause fo a moment to cast up the money already spen on our parks and driveways. Look at on water engines as they grunt nnd thunilei some of them thrco miles Inland. Consldc the lake at our side , and the plain behind us where traction elves its least resistance ti progress , and where the artisan may have : homo that would do for a Missouri rl\ nabob. Are these things to bo forever over looked , while train loads of eager purchaser : CO live hundred miles farther to fare livi hundred times worse ? Come and see us. It so happened that in the same colttmi with this earnest invitation to "come ant see us" was another article in which tin Herald presented ite view of "tho logii of empty houses" nnd stated that "sine * May there has been an unusual display of 'for rent * placards along street wherein such announcements won last season unknown. " Now it woult ; seem that this fact oilers a pretty cloai explanation why the parks , drive-ways water-engines and other attractions ol Chicago arc overlooked by investors ami tralnloads of thorn come farther west tc plnco their capital. Pcoplo seeking snf < nnd profitable investments who are con fronted onovory _ hand in tlio ovorgrowi city by empty stores and residences an not likely to be allured into burying thui mouoy there , if they have level head * , b ; iino parks aud elegant boulevard" . Thcs are excellent for enjoyment , but they di not pay dividends , and these arc whn your shrewd investor U seeking. At ! such therefore , however much the , may ndmiro Chicago's attractions pass it by and followin ; tlio course of cmplro come farther wes to got their share of the legitimate boor that is yet In its infancy. Chicago U n great city and always wil bo , but it lies outside of the boom urea c the present or Immediate feature. I will undoubtedly continuu to realign moderate growth , but its day of the plic nomonal progress in population an prosperity luivo gouo by , and its remark nblo experiences of the past will not b repeated. Young giants have grown ute to contest with it for the possession of territory in which a little time ago it wa the undisputed sovereign , nnd they ar doing so successfully. The domain c Chicago's supremacy haa been me torlnlly curtailed in the Ini half a itoznn years , and she will need I exert all her energies to retain what sb still has. Among tbo young giahU that hav compelled a division of Chicago's trad empire , Omaha occupies a conspicuou ami growing place. Nor can she bo ol structod In her inevitable progress b wtj. A.J * - > .V. misrepresenting her legitimate and gen' ilno advance as the work of speculators , ho shrewd and sagacious capitalists who ire looking for. profltnblo investments iavo no difllculty In convincing tliem- ulvcs after n very brief study of tlio situ ation , of the splendid opportunities and possibilities that arc before Omaha. They come hero to (1ml ( no business houses un occupiedbut a demand for more , norcsl- Icnccs untonantcd , but the supply insulll- clent , and on every hand the evidences of industry , prosperity and progress. To the man of dollars seeking dividends all this has a charm before which tlio ncre attractions of parks nnd drivownys , mwovcr costly and fine , "nalo their in effectual fires. " Omaha docs not need to nvltc investors to "come nnd sco us. " They come without It , and having " come they stay. A. Nnn-Partlaan Board. The movement for a non-partisan joard of education is prompted and jus- Hied by every consideration affecting .lie interests nnd wclfnro of the public school system. It must bo evident on the slightest rcllcction to every fair- minded man , that if the schools of the > eoplc nro made at every recurring clcc- ion a bone of contention between the ) oliticnl parties , nnd thereby necessarily Become for ntimo in n sense the property of one or the other of the polifioal organ- nations , to be disposed of in rewarding 'avoritcs who nro politicians , dcmornll a ion nnd deterioration must ensue. If our common schools nro to be mndc n foot- jail of the politicians , to bo kicked about from one party to the other every few years. the main- enance of their ell'icicncy ana morale will bo simply impossible. This is a iroposilion so self-evident that only thn narrowest and blindest prejudice can full to see it. It is the opinion of every true friend of the public schools , of every man who can ro- Sard the question with freedom from all nlluences likely to prejudice his judg ment , that these schools should be abso lutely apart and free from all partisan action or political control. They should ae kept sacredly exempt from the opera tion nnd inllueneo of nil those devices nnd methods that belong to politics , aud which would of necessity contaminate ilicin as they do everything they touch. We shall of course elect to the board of education men who arc republicans or democrats , but wo should not dose so because they arc one or the other , but solely with reference to their character as citizens who nro qualified by intelligence and interest in the .success of the public school system to understand what its needs are and supply them wholly regardless of nny political con siderations. The principle to bo dis tinctly marked out and maintained is that ijndcr no circumstances shall politics have the least consideration in the ad ministration of the ciflairs of the public schools. It is in pursuance of this proper nnd necessary principle that the movement to secure a non-partisan board of education lias been started , nnd wo do not believe any parent , not an extreme partisan or having n personal object to sub serve , can fail to give his support to this movement. It should have the ear nest encouragement of all such , to the end that the scheme to plnco the public schools In the control of one or the other of the political parties shall be over whelmingly defeated , and tlio politicians who would drag the schools into thn mire of political contention taught a lesson they will not soon forget. Now is the time to accomplish this , for if it be not done now it will bo much more difiinult of accomplishment hereafter , when the political leeches shall have fastened themselves upon the schools. The meet ing in behalf of a non-partisan board of education to be held next Thursday even ing ought to bo attended by every parent favorable to this proper principle who can got there , and the mothers as well as the fathers should give their active sup port to this movement. It is a cause in which the mothers may most properly enlist , and they have now the right to be heard and to net. the Brldigp. Regarding the bridge contest it is claimed by those opposing it that" the firstcomo should be the first served. " In accordance with this principle the wagon and street car bridge is certainly entitled to priority , having its plans nnd location approved by the secretary of wnr. The company filed its plans in Washington and laid claim to tlio loca tion months before the railroa d bridge was ever hinted at. Tlio lirst intimation was a letter from ilia recent president of the Chicago , Milwaukee & St. Paul ask ing the secretary of war to delay the ap proval of the plans and location already on iilo in the department. No reasons wcro given , no claim made , but simply u request. The charter under which the railroad bridge is to bo built allows a sulqction of nny unoccupied location anywhere along the river front ootween the north and south lines of PoUowattamio and Doug las counties. There Is a wide range from which to select a site for the railroad bridge. . „ On the other hand the wagon 'and street car bridge must bo located on tlio site selected in order to comply With it.s charter , and to meet the demand for such communication between the two cities. While priority of claim first como , lirst sorvqd gives the wagon bridge just claim to the only site practicable for that enterprise , the .selection of a location fur ther north dons not in any way detract from the probable success of the railroad bridge enterprise ) , There is somotlunc beneath the surface when an attempt is made to cripple a worthy cntorpriso , under the pretense of helping another which needs no such help. There oan bo no honest , open conllict between the two bridge enterprises. A combination bridge is not desirable. The Union Pacific Is now completingone and it is conceded that it is impracticable , save for street car or like service. Few horses can with safety bo driven across , Tha Missouri river is an expensive stream to bridge , and in a combination the wagon way muat bo on tlio same piano as the railway tracks. Tin great variations between low am high water necessitates high bridges and those variations make it undesirable to have a wagon way and railway , one below the other. The great gales which sweep down the valley make it difficult to enclose n bridge withoul danger from that source. Open work being necessary , the same difficulties nrlso in n combination bridge as nro al- Pacific I'ersounl AlMinrX of Itivnl Krtltorn. An Umalin nc tpapor whlcti is not celebrated for Its "inconsistency for the simple reason that it is notcclobratctlfot anything , nnnouncps thnt "the day will como wlicn the public will utterly refuse to support or patronize n journal whose editorial columns5 are filled with personal abuse of rival editors. " And yet tlio same napor has since its inception Intiitioonnd nnd villified the editor of the UKK , witli cncrjry born only of despair. When the day comes , of which the Dmnlia paper so happily spe.iKS. it will bo sunrise in that land where newspaper * arc unknown. An editor , often in self-defense , i.1 obliged to tcnr the mnsk from the fraud nnd'the jobber and the hypocrite , nnd personal cnstlgntlon is neccssnry. When men nnd the measures they advocate need ventilating , the V vhas \ : found thai personal journalism , with plain truths nnd boneless facts for argument , is the only way to check public plunderers and disreputable characters. There is a wide dlfi'ercnco between slander nnd abuse. II is a newspaper's privilege and duty to al nil times tell the truth. It has no busi ness to wilfully slander men , and the law rends plainly on ( lint Doint. Neither has II nny business to cootit of the way to rake up scandals of immoral practices , when a man's character becomes involved , unless the parties to such moral laxities Imvo the impudence to nsk favors nt the hands of the public and ins'ut that thej occupy positions of trust nnd honor , When they ask such favors it is right and just that a newspaper should expose them in their rottenness , and hold them up before the public ns men whom all reputable nnd decent people should nvoid. So when upstartsprostituted tovonalitv grow most pretentious in their assumption of the functions of self constituted moral cunsors , overstep the bounds of decency , "personal nbtiso of rival editors" is n. < much demanded under the Inttur ns undet thu former condition. This same Omaha paper thinks it fitting mil proper to abuse men not "rival cd' itors. " The nrrognnce nnd hypoerlny , thn betrayal of personal nnimosities anil grudges in the intemperate defamation of worthy nnd prominent citizens ; tht nnrrowncss nnd the spleen depicted in thu wholesale nbusc of Governor Tha.yei by the unknown Omaha self-constituted critic , at once becomes ridiculous. II would abuse and vilify a defenseless citi 7.011 yet deprecate "personal abuse ol rival editors. " Y [ gods ! And consis toucy , it hath been said , is a jewel ! TIIK council basin ) authority to inter fere * with Scavcy. He is chief of police KINGS AN-p QUEENS. The queen of ISelu'lum is a devoted musi cian. cian.Klnz Klnz Oscar of SwtilTSn has a inngnllicen basso voice nnd sinjjjs-ilke nn artist. Tin1 emperor of "Ahstrin spends over ; million of francs a yoaj on the Vienna open house. ji | Tlio Prince ofVal i > Is n good musician and the Princess ofy lcs Is one of llnllc'i best pupils. , * . } . Queen Victoria has la Windsor Castle threi vases valued at SlUO.OOO'nnd. a Sevres dlnne ; service worth S250.000. The emperor of Urnzll maintains nn ItiuV Ian opera out of Ids own purse , and he hni one of tbo most complete operatic com panic In the world. King Kalakaua , of the Hawaiian kingdom is reported to bo returning to the old pagat Kanaka ways. He has licensed several him drca exorcists , who utter paean incantations The eiiiperor uf Germany adores musli and never misses nn oppmttmity to hea I'attl or any other celebrity. He ahvayi goes behind the scenes after the perfornmiici to thank tlio artiste. The emperor of Utissla Is a first class corne player. llo , once accompanied Nllsson in om of her SOUKS , nnd not long ago when slnglni before him , she sang the same air , much t < the gratification of the emperor. Ex-Queen Isabella of Spain Is now staying nt Paris , where she will lenldu lor a montli previous to her departure fur n tipanlbh or i German watering-place. It Is said Hint sin Is spending money at thu rate of nbou 5000,000 per annum. Queen Christina of Spain , with the Httli klnher two daughters and the Infanta Isa bellabas taken up her residence for six wcrki at Aranjuez , on the banks of the Tngus. It i : twenty-two years since royalty honored tin little town by residing tjiorp. Queen Kaplolanl has had her photograpl takenbut her native modesty would not per mil her to adopt the decollete fashion so pop ular In the circle cast She wore her roya robe , with n broad sash crossed over tin shoulder a combination of cold nnd plm impossible to describe. The queen of lloumanln fell into a thron by tilling down stairs. When tliero was m kingdom of Itoumnnla In existence she hai laughingly snld : "Ido not want to niarr ; unless 1 can bo queen of Hminunln. " Kun nlng down the palace stairs .one dny nt liei lln tier foot slipped , and she would hnv probably boon killed but for Prince Charle of IlolionzoUern , who saw her danger am caught her In his outstrutchud nrms. Whei Koumaiila chose him ns a ruler ho clalmci the princess us Ids bride. Will Not bo Injured. ffoifiilH ( lazctle , Governor Thayer's chSracter _ will not b Injured by the nttack-flnado upon him by i paitut the Omaha pitswi especially when I becomes known that the' ' assaults were In spired by personal spite jif disappointed cdl tors , who weio * , evklnj ? Juvois at his hand which ho would not grarit , Cov. Tnnyerlniitl U in aim. J/Vintliiuii ( jdtette-Jiiurnnl. The manner In whfin the Omaha newt papprs nro Jumping on.'tp ' ( Governor Thaye credits nclthcrtliolrjiu | iientiiorgr > od sense ' Governor Tlinyer Is ho'rjgjtly endeavoring t give the city of Omaha an efllclcnt polices- ! tern , lu placing stumbJing blocks In III path the Omaha penuie I Injure nobody bu themselves. As to thcu liovcrnor , the pcopl or the state will take care of his Interests. Another Ulnck Eye. Wood RhvrGauttt. The Republican received another -blac eye In the appointment of Captain Seaveya chief of police of the city of Omaha. Th IlepuDllcau'a pet , Captain Moynlhan , had n show whatever. ICothacker , Curler , Moyn han. All dead of the same disease , and a burled in the same political tomb. Who saj that the BEK does not get then as often a the most of them ? Rather Hypocritical. Lincoln Democrat. A day or two ago the Democrat venture to repeat a remark matlcby Governc Thayer In a private conversation , t the effect that ne did not kno' Captain Seavey , who haa bee appointed chief of police of. Omaha , and had never heard of him. Now comes thn es teemed but somewhat hypocritical Herald and calls the governor a liar because ho had once commissioned Soavoy n notary public. It Is dllllcult to conceive thu Intimacy that must exist between the executive and all his nppolntees ns notary. Docs the Herald Im agine that applicants for the plnco hang about the capltol and bore the governor to death , or send Mm dally telegrams , or have their relatives by marrlaeouso their Inllueneo to secure the coveted place ? Not at all. The governor sees that the applications are regu lar nnd orders the commissions mailo out. Ho has about ns much personal acquaintance with them ns the editor of n iro.it dally paper has with the subscription list. Wo trust our esteemed but hasty contem porary will cease trying tq rivet boiler Iron with shoo pc ; s. STATE AND TiaiiUTOIlY. NobraakH Jottlnga. A board of trade has been organized in Ognllnla. May has gone to the majority with n rheumatic twinge. The stale Sunday-school convention opens in Grand Island next Monday. The editor of the Ogallala Rellector has added n windmill to his stall' , and breezy paragraphs are a consequence. The sale of school lands in Domes coun ty last week was very successful prices , ranging from | 7 to &W.23 per acre. John Gage , n Hushvlllo farmer , is laid up with n broken face , the result of n collision with a work ox. The animal made a side lunge at n bunch of Hies , nnd caught Mr. Gage on a horn. Stock in the Northwestern Christian assembly nt Long Pine has been sub scribed to the extent of ? 7i2)0. ! ) Forty acres of'land along Pine cruck has been purchased for the grounds. DThc only druggist in St. F.dwards , who keeps potent pain killer constantly ou tap , publicly announces that ho will pros ecute any person makingfalsu statements to secure intoxicants. As a consequence the epidemic of measles and whooping cough among adults has subsided. The Scotia Herald , relating an adven ture in that town , says "four maidens gave a shriek , eight white arms went up into the air , and u helter-skelter retreat of forty feet was made. " Four girls , eight arms and forty feet I What n lintil on imagination , or a muddy street cross ing.A . A Mcrrick county farmer dropped the following memorandum in n lullcrtou store recently : "Caros'oane , wales , hear- pins , Sally ratus and shugar , mu/.lin nnd hog tneiism , rnzins and a bottle of low Nipper cordial. " The second and last articles on the list had been compounded by tlio town druggist , and the Morrick man evidently went homo loaded and hilarious. A masculine reporter with a nose for details has discovered that the young lady killed by lightning at Blue Springs recently , was sitting in a spring lounge witli her lover. The m. r. further declares that the loycr escaped uninjured. It is painful to note that this veracious disciple - ciplo of Eli lounges in a cemetery of pewter plates. 1'ho jottingor tenders Him an introduction to truth without further ceremony. A contribution of ? 25 by Congressman McShanc toward paying the debt of the Methodist church at Genoa is taKcn by tlio Leader as a text for a vigor ous sermon preached to the penurious residents of the town. The Leader points approvingly to the generosity of Mr. Mc Shane and says : "It stands in grand contrast to a few dwarf-souled individu als who , from their many thousand , have refused the least assistance to a glorious cause. Of all the boasts on cnrtli God hates a narrow , abbreviated human- hog , whoso attenuated soul could turn n somerset ou thu withered point of noth ing. " The DCS Moines Lender of Monday says : ' 'Tom Millett , for many years re- io ! ni/.cd as one of the most reliable , com- neUsnt and successful contractors of Des ftloincs , lias closed up his business and will leave to-ilay for Omaha , where ho has been awarded several largo and re munerative contracts for stone work. Mr. Millott's departure cannot do other than caiiMi regret on the part of all who know him in particular and the citizens in general. Ho leaves behind him as lasting monuments of his residence in DCS Moincs , numerous well performed contracts of stone work , paving and sowonng that will remain n century after Tom lias assumed angelic form nnd be come an expert musician on a golden harp or a big tin horn.1 Inwa Items. DesMoines still has hopes of securing thn machine shops of the Diagonal. Cedar Falls has organized a company with sflOO.UOO capital to bore for gas. Thu Polk county grand jury has in dicted Police Judge L. J. Labour , of DKS Moincs , for embezzlement. The government Indian school building near Mt. Hornull , Leo countywns burned down on Friday. Loss , about $12,000 ; no insurance. Near Harlan are several holes in the ground from which sulphur fumes nro constantly arising , and many think hades is located not moru than half a milu from that vicinity. A Sheldon boy of un inquisitive turn of mind , found a railroad torpedo and pro ceeded to investigate the true inwardness of the thing. He is still alive , but his bands aru , not us symmetrical as they once wero. W. D. Andrews and brother , of Now York , who own and control a majority of the territory of the United States under the Gnien drive well patents , ex pects to collect at least $1,000,000 from Iowa owners of drive wells. Secretary Kennedy , of thu state board of health , is gathering statistics from the counties of.iown relative to the number of illegitimate births. He thinks the state will show the smallest percentage of children born of wedlock of any state in thu union. A diiiiiented individual named David S. Hitcs lias been arrested nt Oskaloosa on suspicion of being the murderer of John Fall and wifu. Blood was found on his clothing nnd other circumstances point to him as thu guilty man. lie has hereto fore been in tlio insann asylum. Wyoming. The contract for grading the first twunty-livo miles of the Cheyenne exten sion of the Burlington has been let and worl ; commenced. The Burlington road has invoked the power of the courts ou tlio Cheyenne ex tension , owing to the oxhorbitant prices demanded by land owners for right ol way. "Although this is not regarded as n sheep growing country , " says the Chey enne Sun , "the Warren Live Stock com pany lias shipped to Chicago the past year mutton to the value of $70,000 , and in wool 12,000. This season thu wool at present prices will amount to $30,000. " Douglas papers warn all persons in tending to buy oil claims to examine the title before purchasing , and sec that the claims are recorded with the county recorder. None others nre valid. This is rendered absolutely necessary by the swindling actions of the claim jumpers and bogus oil land claimants. See thai your claim Is properly recorded. * Powell' * Cnno. The case of Powell , charged with swindling , having secured the endorse ment of Dr. Dlnsuioor to the extent of 11,500 , was called in the police court yes terday afternoon. Powell did not appear , His attorneys seeurod a continuance til ! Friday. It is thought continuances will bo taken until the case Is settled. REFUND OU NOT UKFUND. What the County Should Do With Some of ltd Ilomls. A HEB reporter mot ox-County Com missioner Corliss yesterday morning , and in the conversation which ensued , thu lat ter pave expression to some views concerning the future financial policy of the county board. Ho confined himself in the main ton con sideration of tbo advisability of refund- in C a part of the present bonded indebt edness of thu county. "This Indebtedness , " ho snld , "is , I think , about fOOS.OOO. U has boon stand ing for nearly twunty ycnrs.tho bond shav ing been issued to railroads , $150,000 going to the Southwestern which Is now n part of the H. & M. , 1200,000 to the Northwestern - western , and f'JSO.OOO to the Union Pncllic for its bridge. Those amounted to f 000- 000. Of course n good dcnl of these have been paid , but there still remains n total indebtedness of nbout f 158,000. With respect to the fJUS.OOO , they have boon on interest at 8 pur cent. Thu ques tion now is , shall they bo refunded or shall they bo paid now ? I am not In favor of refunding. I rather fool that they ought to bo paid now. That can bo done easily. The commis sioners have Just sold fifty acres " of the poor farm and received"$360,000 for them , one-third of which was in cash. That one-third will , of course , bo re quired with which to commence thu hos pital. Hut 110 acres of the poor farm re- mnin. Thcro is no reason why this land should not bring nearly as much as thu other did per acre. If this should be thu cnsn. the remaining acres would sell for $770,000 , enough almost to pay twice the present county debt. Now why should not this laud bu bold and the county debt swept out of existence ? Some say it is because if that debt were liquidated , another one would bo contrneted. Thnt is on the principle thnt 1 must not pay a note because I'll make another some other time. If these bonds aru refunded , my money and that of every taxpayer will bo compelled to lie in the treasury twenty Years to pay them. I prefer installment bonds , to bo paid at intervals of live , ten and lifteen years. " WAT Git IN rilOSPECT HILL. The Flowers will LiartRiifflh no More in That Holy Place. There is much satisfaction experienced by many of our citizens who have dear ones laid away to rest in Prospect Hill cemetery , over the introduction of water from the waterworks into that delight ful sleeping place of the dead. The water was introduced only on last Saturday. The pipe had boon extended near the fence by the city , and a number of lot owners in the cemetery , under the leadership of Judge lialdwin , took up a subscription , and'by this means it is ex- pcotcd they will bo able to defray the ox- pcnse of the snmo , which will bo about 1100. The water is brought through 803 feet of two inch pipe , and supplies eight hydrants. It docs nwny with further use of the two almost dr ? wells on the grounds , to say nothing of the umvholcsomonoss of the water to bo procured in them. Yesterday during the decoration exercises the hy drants were greatly appreciated. It has been wondered at thnt thoccmotory folks have nol themselves supplied this want. The water is supplied free by Mr. Wylcy , of the wntcr works company. A GHAOKFUL LIAK. John Uurke's OulncrfttgG to Escape ItcinR Locked up. "My name is John Bcrka , I am a rela tive of Judge Bcrka's , I can get an order for my release instantly and I shall pro test to thu chief for the gross injustice of my arrest. I just got into the city at 5 o'clock tliis morning and have been searching for my relative the judge. " So said a seedy looking individual to the jailor yesterday as ho was being searched nt central station. Ho had been arrested by Officers Robinson and Hnzo from a tough joint on South Tenth street. When arrested "Bcrka1' nnd the other man , named Sullivan and n typical tough , re sisted and made a fight. "I admire a cheerful and graceful liar , " softly com mented Jailor Ormsby , "but you'll have to stop behind hero until your relative thu judge shall have occasion to receive you. It won't work. Wo happen to know you. " John "Bcrka" is an old offender nnd his name is Burke. CONOiTER'S ACCOUNTS. The 1'rngrcfm Made in Their Exam ination By tlio Committee. The committee of exports to examine the accounts of Secretary Conoyer , of the board of education , consisting of Messrs. Sudborough , McKinzio and Golattc , nro holding nightly sessions of about two hours nnd a half duration. They arc working with a great deal of interest and nt last accounts bad reached the books for 1885 , when Auditor Long commenced the work of checking , as required by law. One of tlio exam iners said last night that every account of Mr. Conoyor wns in first-class condi tion , and every sum paid out was found backed by bills and receipts. Dined by Ilia Friends. The civil engineers of Omaha gnvo a complimentary banquet Monday night to Mr. George Lcdorle , on the occasion of his departure for Oregon , where ho goes to build a bridge for the Union Pacific road across the Williamctto river. James W. Way acted as toast master , and with ap propriate remarks introduced those who wore to respond. "Our Guest" was responded to by G. B. Christie ; Lieutenant ICennon spoke of tlio "Engi neers of the Army " Dr. Smith gallantly paid Ins compliments to the "Ladies ; " Mr. Giinklu snoko of "Absent Friends- " Mr. Campbell H subject was "Tho Works of the Profession and Their Results ; " G. W. Tillson spoke ou "Internal Improve ments , " nnd William Cleburno dwelt on the many virtues of "Our Old Chiefs. " n .lury Trial. Scott Kvnns , who was slugged in a light Monday night witli n saloon man named J. Kilkenny , corner of Farnani and Four teenth streets , asked a jury trial when the case was called in police court ye.sterday- Kvans referred to nil thu prominent mili tary olllcers about army headquarters , said ho was an old government employe , and hadn't conic to Omaha to bu slugged. His request was granted , and ho was re leased on his own recognizance. Hrolcon Speaking of broken sidewalks and leg- breaking traps , South Sixteenth street possesses thu best and surest specimen in town. It Is located on the cast Hide , butwcon Jackson and Leavenwortli , and is a monument to the enterprise and energy of the Kdwarls estate. The side walk inspector will prevent n damage suit by calling carly Opening the Hoard of Trade. The directors of the board of trade met Monday night and appointed a committee consisting of Max Meyer , P. E. Her aud John Kvans to decide n.i to the best man ner to bo adopted to open the nnw board building. This structure Is now rapidly receiving the finishing touches in thn in terior , especially the chamber in which the board will hold its sessions. Inter iorly the structure is one oi the bust adapted for ollicu purposes in this city. The committee will moot' lu n fo\v dayi nnd report'a plan , which will bo iti'koop- ing with the importance of the 'occasion AMONG TlilTuAUjROADa Orrinhn & Southern and Oinnhn , Sontli- wcMnrit it Knnsfts Consolidate , There wns n full representation of the directors of thu Omaha & Southern and Omaha , Southwestern & Kansas rail roads at the olllco of Hnrtlctt & Cornish yesterday afternoon. The object of the meeting was the consolidation of these road * , and it was accomplished by the acceptance by thu Omaha road of the papers for consolidation submitted by the Kansas stockholders. Under the articles of consolidation the road will bo known ns the Chicago , Omaha & Southwestern railway. No other business of public in terest wns transacted at vcsterday' meet ing and adjournment wns taken subject to call by thu board of directors. A large force of civil engineers , undet the direction of James W , Way , chief on- ginuur of the Nebraska Central road , loft town last night to work ou the extension of thnt line westward. RErUItLICAN CALL. The Hocond Ward. The Second Ward Republican club calls upon nil republican voters of the wnrd to attend the caucus on Wednesday evening at 8 o'clock. It will be hold nt thn northeast corner of Sixteenth nnd Williams streets. The business of the mooting is to suggest delegates to bo voted for at the primaries In the Sucond wnrd when republican candidates will bo nominated from thu S econd wnrd fet members of the board of education. W. L. VANDOUAN , President. . BKOOEKICK , Secretary. Flrxt Ward ItcpubllcatiH. The First ward republicans will moot this evening at 7-110 at National hall , Thirteenth and Williams ctreots , for the puriKiso of considering nominations for the school board. There will be a meeting of the Seventh ward republican club at the park house in Ilaiiscom's park this evening at 7.'Ul : to prepare n list of delegates for the pri maries to bo hold on Friday , to select candidates for the school board. A full attendance Is desired. J. W. Hi.i.Kit , President , An Utterly Incompetent Editor. JAbcrtv ( Ncl > . ) Journal. No man 1ms ever had charge of n load ing party paper : u Nebraska who has proved himself so utterly incompetent for the position as Mr. O. It. Uothaoker , now editor-in-chief of the Omaha Repub lican. Ho has without just cause malic iously attacked several of the lending republicans of the state , and is doing more to croatu discord in the party ranks than nil other inlluonces combined. Mr. Rothncker Isn man of rccognizud ability , an editorial writer who lias but few equals In thn west , therefore his course is to be regretted. Ho was in a position to bo of great usefulness to the pnrty , and the pnrty would , ir. duo lime , have rocog- nizcd his services aud ability , had ho been more considerate of the party's welfare and loss selfish in furthering liltlo soho men to satisfy his personal prejudices. Ho has made numerous attacks upon thu acts and character of Governor Thayer of late nnd all without any just ciui.su. Thu secret of Mr. Rothncker'ti bittoruosf towards Governor Thayer is that ho ( Rothncker ) was n candidate for the ap pointment as a member of the Omaha police commission. At that time Roth- acker had hardly gained n residence in the state , but had already become deeply entangled in factional quarrels. Thu governor , like the prudent , far son- ing man that ho is , whil'i having no ill will whatever towards Mr. Rotnnokor , could readily sco what a bad stroke of policy it would be to make such an ap pointment , nnd all unbiased minds can not but commend his stand on the mat ter. There is no complaint that the com mission is not composed of good men : in fact it is generally admitted that they are men of the highest moral and busi ness standing , men who desire to have the laws ngninst crime and vica strictly enforced , and who it is believed - lioved will provide thn city with the best of police protection. Monday's Republican contained nn editorial that the friends of Governor Thayer will bo slow to look over. The governor was treated as n low grndu politician and epi thets the most vile were used in referring to him , and the only excn.se thu Republi can had to olFei for the harsh language was that thn commission had appointed n man as chief of police who was a friend of the governor .s , but a man against whom nothing detrimental could bu said. We opine that the editor of the Repub lican will find before another eighteen months rolls around that he has bitten off more than he can chow. There is no man in the state better known than Gen eral Thnycr. nnd wherever ho is known the unbiased minds of all political parties hold him in thu highest esteem , and the Republican's charge that he has violated confidence will not bo believed. Electric Lustre Starch is conceded the best in the world. THE PERFECT Self Revolving Charn Dasher Quickest Soiling Article Ever Invented. PRICE OF DASIIKIt , $ J.va N cdsrmtalklnar , biilrcallr l < Ihu ProttloU Sbovrliu Arllclo on tlio .Market. 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